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Danny Bhoy discusses breakfast across Europe

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@smars1161
@smars1161 2 года назад
Still my favourite comedian even after 10 years, these old jokes still make me laugh out loud
@TadpoleBoba
@TadpoleBoba 5 лет назад
"How typically Swiss is that even the milk doesn't want get involved" I think I need an ambulance 😂😂
@misochips
@misochips 5 лет назад
🚑🚑🚑
@simonrice5748
@simonrice5748 7 лет назад
"You know a black pudding is essentially a giant scab." I laughed hard at this, and never ate a black pudding since.
@SiLatics56
@SiLatics56 6 лет назад
He's got that way off. It's more a sausage than just 'dried blood' as it's got different ingredients in it depending on where it's made/where you buy it. It always contains some sort of oats or oatmeal, normally contains spices and some contain suet and fat. It's pretty close to a sausage really.
@rachaelstansfield3594
@rachaelstansfield3594 5 лет назад
I never will again either!
@bakedutah8411
@bakedutah8411 5 лет назад
Simondo81, scabs are more than just dried blood too. They have skin, dried mucus, and probably some bits of the teeth of whomever you just kneed in the face.
@diananeuman6222
@diananeuman6222 5 лет назад
a scab is dried lymph, not dried blood. But this joke was sure funny!
@TadpoleBoba
@TadpoleBoba 5 лет назад
@@bakedutah8411 ○ ~ ○ Um..... Police I need to arrest someone for possible assault....
@jonwalton19
@jonwalton19 9 лет назад
there are times i have almost choked on my drink he made me laugh so hard. such a scottish treasure
@nk7155
@nk7155 3 года назад
A superb comedian of international standards. Underrated.
@soccergrl961
@soccergrl961 10 лет назад
"We are flaky and a little bit gay" :D
@annainspain5176
@annainspain5176 5 лет назад
Says the man wearing flared jeans...
@davidthaler7018
@davidthaler7018 4 года назад
Yes...but they're torn, which butches them up a bit.
@mzamethodman7134
@mzamethodman7134 Год назад
@@davidthaler7018 hahahahahahaha
@catwitch2479
@catwitch2479 4 года назад
1:59 “It doesn’t matter what you plan to do to us today, it’s not nearly as bad as what we’ve *just* done to ourselves” If that’s not a fcking mood idk what is
@sarahhwalter8000
@sarahhwalter8000 5 лет назад
Always funny. I can listen to Danny Bhoy over & over!
@jasongodofmeh.2585
@jasongodofmeh.2585 5 лет назад
"Bring out ya dead, well have it!" ffs that made me laugh
@RiskyFriskyHandle
@RiskyFriskyHandle 6 лет назад
The german breakfast made me cry from laughter
@Gorf1929
@Gorf1929 5 лет назад
I will cry every morning from now on, staring at my Breakfast, shoulders slightly shaking. My mom will turn to me and ask if I am alright. I, however, will just laugh, remembering a very funny Scottish comedian and what he said about Breakfast in our Country...
@Spelter
@Spelter 4 года назад
@@Gorf1929 just because of some Leberwurst lol
@Springview2011
@Springview2011 6 лет назад
I've just woken up! My eyes are barely open! Bring me a vital organ! Lol
@highcontent1766
@highcontent1766 4 года назад
OK I'm not full Scottish but I do have Scottish ancestors and hearing him say that for breakfast we eat everything in the fridge at that time is so relatable that it literally hurts.
@ALFIE19
@ALFIE19 10 лет назад
BRING ME A VITAL ORGAN. :D
@SandTeddyBear
@SandTeddyBear 5 лет назад
Lol love this line
@Spelter
@Spelter 4 года назад
Yes, we love the leberwurst
@hgbanthem6025
@hgbanthem6025 5 лет назад
"In fact make it a liver croissant. Just a little one after I lay down." Oh my freaking God,I am wheezing XD
@1875HIBEESFC
@1875HIBEESFC 10 лет назад
LOL "We are flaky and a little bit gay!"
@fipsfoxy
@fipsfoxy 11 лет назад
that W.H.O. joke alone... so good.
@carolinethompson376
@carolinethompson376 3 года назад
Love it
@barefootgirl9432
@barefootgirl9432 5 лет назад
"Bring me a vital organ" 😂
@wataharysi
@wataharysi 12 лет назад
the best impression of milk I have ever seen! ROTFL!
@Madme1919
@Madme1919 8 лет назад
Hey Danny, I just spent hours watching your awesome shows. You rock man!
@DerpWithMeMC
@DerpWithMeMC 10 лет назад
5:21 almost reminds me of Prussia from hetalia.... xD
@gabbyandsabrina8533
@gabbyandsabrina8533 7 лет назад
Miss Derpy yeah me too... by the way you are the first hetalia fan I've found in the comments on this video
@kaileytaylor6175
@kaileytaylor6175 6 лет назад
Miss Derpy omg I died when I saw this, I is kinda like him
@mollymckenzie9298
@mollymckenzie9298 5 лет назад
Ne ne papa
@CAjackson5060
@CAjackson5060 5 лет назад
He is the Awesome Prussia!
@01eminasvolhamato
@01eminasvolhamato 5 лет назад
Prussia: “say vhat you vant my heart vill not listen”
@wataharysi
@wataharysi 12 лет назад
you wouldn't believe how the head of my department at work greeted me today! - "Hi, I noticed you are late today. Are you tired?" - and I replied - "yes, I am very tired." ;)
@Black_Sunshine
@Black_Sunshine 5 лет назад
Danny is the only stand up comedian that has made me laugh
@SternLX
@SternLX 10 лет назад
Wait a second!! Scottish breakfasts sound like most American breakfasts. Especially the ones in Texas. hmmmmm
@michelleflood8220
@michelleflood8220 7 лет назад
SternLX well there a lot of Scottish descendants in America , Canada and even where I am in Australia so that probably explains that !
@miaschannelforcommenting
@miaschannelforcommenting 7 лет назад
anyone i talk to in canada/states gets super confused at the concept of any type of soup for/with breakfast but like thats totally a thing in most eastern cultures
@jasonland455
@jasonland455 4 года назад
Was eating a croissant 🥐 while watching this of course it was full of sausage eggs and cheese
@arielbedewi-hayes5543
@arielbedewi-hayes5543 11 лет назад
I fucking love Danny Bhoy
@DylanFieldFilms
@DylanFieldFilms 6 лет назад
the pants though, jesus christ
@p4sm4ter
@p4sm4ter 5 лет назад
Dylan Field they seriously look like jesus wore them.....
@kindechoes
@kindechoes 10 лет назад
omg lmao....I was in the UK...I wanted toast and coffee...'nothing FRIED?' I was asked....rather humbled I said...'ummmm no....maybe tomorrow?' ....I was such a wuss........this guy is amazing!!!! nails it totally lmao
@kinsley2108
@kinsley2108 6 лет назад
Bring me ze filtering gland of a dead beast! And I will eat it, and I'm French now.
@shnedergaard
@shnedergaard 10 лет назад
Bring me a vital organ!!
@SquidFiction
@SquidFiction Год назад
Years later and despite being English, I’ll still wake up and quote the German breakfast. Also when my bf and I went out for breakfast, I really wanted to quote 1:22 about the black pudding but thought I’d better not in case it put him off!
@CurstSaden
@CurstSaden 8 лет назад
This guy is awesome
@lesefreak17
@lesefreak17 6 лет назад
the swiss part😂😂😂
@TheVoidMachineSystem
@TheVoidMachineSystem 3 года назад
This man is so good at accents
@iilwjcanc
@iilwjcanc Год назад
He's really not. That's half of what makes this funny 😂 have you seen the UK national symbol one
@seanspawn7805
@seanspawn7805 6 лет назад
Damn the scab joke. I've always loved black pudding. That pleasure gone. Tks Danny.
@THEroxalicious
@THEroxalicious 8 лет назад
Iranians actually do something similar to the Spanish Siesta... they wake up early, go to work / school, come home for lunch, take a nap of a few hours, wake up and go back to work (or if they don't own a business they go out at night, like for dinner, sightseeing, shopping, etc. - the night life is huge and beautiful!) until very late at night - then sleep and wake up early etc. etc. :)
@THEroxalicious
@THEroxalicious 8 лет назад
ryvr madduck Proof please??? Also, if you could keep your ignorant racism to a minimum, that would be great.
@samadrid6321
@samadrid6321 8 лет назад
***** Ouch, soo serious. Can't sneeze without being politically uncorrect.
@THEroxalicious
@THEroxalicious 8 лет назад
ryvr madduck Why wouldn't I be serious? Political regimes, war and nuclear bombs aren't a playful topic like you think they are. Also, if even your sneezes are politically incorrect (not uncorrect, that's not correct grammar) as you claim they are, perhaps you should spend less time spewing racist garbage and find a real hobby. Try reading a book or completing a 10 piece puzzle, I'm sure those things won't be *too* hard for you to manage.
@samadrid6321
@samadrid6321 8 лет назад
***** Stop, stop, stop I quit reading after your first question. You're more boring than a high school social studies teacher.
@THEroxalicious
@THEroxalicious 8 лет назад
ryvr madduck I'm glad that you proved your inability to read past a toddler's literacy abilities, I'm sure the word "political" must be so hard for you to comprehend. For this reason I ask that you keep yourself out of discussions that revolve around anything politically related, as big mouths and little brains don't tend to mix well with such an important topic. Perhaps next time you should listen to your high school Social Studies teacher, or any of your teachers for that matter - it might do you some good to do so.
@davidthaler7018
@davidthaler7018 Год назад
When you eat dinner after 10:00 at night, fruit and yogurt is all you’re hungry for the next morning,
@keitazaki2002
@keitazaki2002 7 лет назад
'Bring me a vital organ' 😄😄
@cyndianderson7056
@cyndianderson7056 2 года назад
He's so bloody cute. ❤
@Hannah2012able
@Hannah2012able 4 года назад
Thanks for the laugh Danny!
@CharliiDawn
@CharliiDawn 12 лет назад
I'm tempted to download this just to have that line as my text alert, BRING ME A VITAL ORGAN ooh a text :3
@mcnkar
@mcnkar 12 лет назад
used to eat one of the those breakfast every weekend growing up! me dad wanted everything but the kitchen sink fried up in bacon grease! so good though!
@Grazikon
@Grazikon 5 лет назад
Scottish traditional breakfast is porridge of course; the fried stuff comes from English influence.
@MKarhu05
@MKarhu05 4 года назад
Would there be full table spoon of butter in the middle, with milk circling the whole thing? The butter was there to guarantee, all through life, great vision, the true precision eye sight; only later did some sourpuss bring up "cholesterol" to the discussion.
@mrtimtremmel8465
@mrtimtremmel8465 2 года назад
square sausage and tattie scones very scottish. never seen down south.
@Grazikon
@Grazikon 2 года назад
@@mrtimtremmel8465 Och aye thay are, but tattie scones dinnae need tae be drounin in ile.
@andrewhawkins8616
@andrewhawkins8616 Год назад
This man is really gifted
@Mia_or_Mika
@Mia_or_Mika 5 лет назад
I HAVE JUST VOKEN UP! BRING ME A VITAL ORGAN!
@danayp4048
@danayp4048 5 лет назад
His French accent sounds so cute xD
@youmustcreateachanne
@youmustcreateachanne 7 лет назад
He was so concerned about turning French when he was doing German, yet not a word about sounding Italian throughout his Spanish bit.
@audreywardlow4826
@audreywardlow4826 5 лет назад
I died when that happened
@greatwave1
@greatwave1 7 месяцев назад
Probably the only comedian that will laugh at his own jokes and get away with it!
@kittymimi200
@kittymimi200 12 лет назад
spent 1 hour on danny bhoy videos? F*** let's make it 2 hours! :D
@WildNinjaMaster
@WildNinjaMaster 11 лет назад
I fully expected him to say "That includes America." as an American.
@QueenOfTheRandom
@QueenOfTheRandom 10 лет назад
I eat it for breakfast almost every day, as a regular Dane. :p
@colakoi1605
@colakoi1605 3 года назад
Dhanny is APH Scotland's 2!P
@alexandermcneill8370
@alexandermcneill8370 2 года назад
Brilliant
@glenpower1677
@glenpower1677 3 года назад
That joke on the W H.O. was so funny!
@kevinbennett7615
@kevinbennett7615 4 года назад
The shirt collar and the flares indicate this clip is from the seventies.
@petetong9725
@petetong9725 5 лет назад
Who on earth disliked this ??
@agatainventio9464
@agatainventio9464 2 года назад
I am crying on the floor 🤣🤣🤣
@keitazaki2002
@keitazaki2002 7 лет назад
I love siesta..too. 😄
@padfootlibs
@padfootlibs 12 лет назад
I had a sweet, buttered waffle with icing sugar dustings. a deep fried chicken and 3 balls of chocolate ice cream on a plate. advertised as light chicken salad... no green...at all
@rocknrolllady2556
@rocknrolllady2556 7 лет назад
I'm from Bavaria and I have never eaten liver for breakfast. I have told Tourists shit about my culture though..... We do have the Weißwurst with a Breze on Special occassions but in general germans eat bread and alikes for breakfast.
@stephjovi
@stephjovi 4 года назад
wait so if I made the mistake to order a real munich breakfast next time I go to Munich (to watch a concert at the olympic stadium) I`d get weißwurst for breakfast? Thank goodness the cheap hotels I tend to go to only have a buffet with normal German/Austrian breakfast options :)
@HeroHeartbreaker
@HeroHeartbreaker 10 лет назад
He kind of sounds like that guy from Acropolis Now when he's impersonating the German xD
@IrishAmericanconnection
@IrishAmericanconnection 5 лет назад
1:52 Most American thing I've heard thus far
@zombygaming8831
@zombygaming8831 5 лет назад
Has anyone had a German Pancake before? If not then you should, it's really good.
@racketman2u
@racketman2u 5 лет назад
is that a normal pancake with liver on it?
@hgbanthem6025
@hgbanthem6025 5 лет назад
@@racketman2u Probably..
@stephjovi
@stephjovi 4 года назад
in Austria we call it Palatschinken, make it thinner put jam on it roll it , perfect!
@carolynbutler601
@carolynbutler601 5 лет назад
Hilarious! LOL FUNNY!!!
@WildlifeObsessed
@WildlifeObsessed 5 лет назад
Scab ! Spot on.
@stephjovi
@stephjovi 4 года назад
Does he mistake Leberwurst and Leber? liver for breakfast? doubt that . I mean I`m not German I`m Austrian but upper Austria and bavaria are rather similar. More like bread or rolls and butter and jam or nutella or honey for breakfast lol continental breakfast. Liversausage is just something to put on your bread a bit like corned beef just sausage
@joysmith5179
@joysmith5179 3 года назад
Oh yummy liver and onions and potatoes love them
@jasmine.3337
@jasmine.3337 4 года назад
Cool pants
@absar313
@absar313 3 года назад
The Spanish adopted the "siesta" from the Moors. It remains part of Arabesque culture.
@fireofthefox00035
@fireofthefox00035 10 лет назад
@patrick murdock Danny is half Scottish, half indian, but raised in Scotland
@michelleflood8220
@michelleflood8220 7 лет назад
FireOfTheFox0035 correct raised with a Indian father and Scots mother who've divorced now btw and yes most definitely raised in Scotland in Moffat a village just outside the capital Edinburgh definitely proud and very funny Scot !
@crazynance
@crazynance 11 лет назад
Poland has 2 breakfasts!
@breakingthemasks
@breakingthemasks 7 лет назад
"bring out your dead" lol!
@Thndrbolt54
@Thndrbolt54 12 лет назад
lol!! I did JUST that like 5 mins ago. My text tone now whenever a friend of mine texts me is that XD
@MrSudu87
@MrSudu87 12 лет назад
I live in Bavaria, Germany...they don't eat liver but yeah..! their traditional breakfast is bread, sausages and Weiss Beer..!! Boy, that's some serious shit..!!!
@loverpawcool-chan2793
@loverpawcool-chan2793 5 лет назад
Hetalia fandom where are you ?
@fandomlovingcreature2088
@fandomlovingcreature2088 5 лет назад
Here!!!
@hgbanthem6025
@hgbanthem6025 5 лет назад
Hiiiii~~ The French part is totally Francis.
@ithila6712
@ithila6712 7 лет назад
Hilarious!!
@nightmareglitch9232
@nightmareglitch9232 5 лет назад
W H E E Z E!!!!!!! IM DYING!!!!!
@GuitarCoast
@GuitarCoast 5 лет назад
Hilarious!
@louisewilliams8904
@louisewilliams8904 5 лет назад
Funny man!!
@Belgoni
@Belgoni 12 лет назад
He is soooo funny :0)
@elizabethgitau4040
@elizabethgitau4040 5 лет назад
Africa has a lot of food!!!
@LPSfilms65
@LPSfilms65 11 лет назад
2:37 so true lol
@ScottLHowe
@ScottLHowe 11 лет назад
It's an expression in showbiz that being on camera/video makes you look 10 pounds heavier than you really are.
@bidibum
@bidibum 6 лет назад
LoL when he realised he'd lost the accent
@rachaelstansfield3594
@rachaelstansfield3594 5 лет назад
Hahaha!! Brilliant.
@lukassnakeman
@lukassnakeman 11 лет назад
damn
@maikherwagen9636
@maikherwagen9636 5 лет назад
nae we don't have liver for breakfast. 😂😂😂😂
@Primo_extracts
@Primo_extracts 11 лет назад
Bring me a vital organ, lol!
@TheW89
@TheW89 11 лет назад
Müsli's great! =)
@kirstinetermansen7234
@kirstinetermansen7234 5 лет назад
The actor France Profesional he's truly impact is clown mime the world of clowns fantastic The church music, truly same think I thought love this show
@ChrisLfc92
@ChrisLfc92 12 лет назад
bring me a vital organ lmao
@KevinKain7
@KevinKain7 7 лет назад
Where is this guy now ?
@michelleflood8220
@michelleflood8220 7 лет назад
Kevin Kain he's from Moffat a village just outside Edinburgh lives in the U.K. Still as he's Scottish as you can tell !
@willemvandoesselare7959
@willemvandoesselare7959 3 года назад
Brringg me some liver !
@faith2686
@faith2686 3 года назад
Found this from reddit
@Atheisticaer
@Atheisticaer 7 лет назад
Deliver the liver! ^^
@timgirl01
@timgirl01 10 лет назад
Funny.
@mike129995
@mike129995 12 лет назад
Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?
@authorofone
@authorofone 5 лет назад
My dad went to Scotland and came back with food poisoning
@tonitones7321
@tonitones7321 4 года назад
Danny .b fucken naturally 😂 funny keep doing what you do
@spicesmiles
@spicesmiles 2 года назад
😂😅😅😅 ‘Bring me a vital organ!
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