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"If you don't let us keep him, they're gonna kill him!"
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@paulmwilson62
@paulmwilson62 4 года назад
"He's a black dude's dog, so he doesn't come right away. He peeks first to see what's going on." Died.
@austinblackburn2008
@austinblackburn2008 4 года назад
My dog is the same exact way, he's from a place that would have killed him if no one wanted him. He is an absolute badass on a daily basis. But when something sounds sketchy around the corner he always has to peek around the corner to check the situation
@cynthusinfinite
@cynthusinfinite 4 года назад
Priceless! Seriously, doesn't get better than DC.
@cynthusinfinite
@cynthusinfinite 3 года назад
@Jonny Karr kinda like relying on intelligent design which is not your case.
@cynthusinfinite
@cynthusinfinite 3 года назад
@Jonny Karr you're mor on like a bot
@thedr34m7
@thedr34m7 3 года назад
@Jonny Karr mmmm at least we stay with our kids?
@edabakb
@edabakb 4 года назад
"...like this dog had gambling debts." 😂 I LOVE THIS MAN.
@netflixisajoke
@netflixisajoke 4 года назад
🐶💰
@Nighhhts
@Nighhhts 4 года назад
When he said that shit, I just said, “brah...” 😂😂😂
@Nighhhts
@Nighhhts 4 года назад
altec8100 She look out of place and lost! 😂😂😂
@patronman777
@patronman777 4 года назад
Catdog, right?😂😂😂😙
@Nighhhts
@Nighhhts 4 года назад
Patrone Man One word to describe Dave: LEGEND!
@cyrilfoday
@cyrilfoday 3 года назад
“Kids started crying and screaming like the dog had gambling debts.” 😂😂😂😂😂
@antoniosaxon8605
@antoniosaxon8605 Год назад
100% Best Line
@XanderKole
@XanderKole 2 месяца назад
Nice
@thedemoman88
@thedemoman88 2 года назад
“Dad bit my sandwich! Oh, shiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!” I fucking died at that part, man.
@1986SouthPaw
@1986SouthPaw 2 года назад
Literally gets me every single time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@davidsteinberg2120
@davidsteinberg2120 2 года назад
Their dad's Dave Chappele, the can trade that shit 4 something Better...😅😁😂
@charliebee4338
@charliebee4338 2 года назад
😹
@coachhbosoccer
@coachhbosoccer 4 года назад
He said "kids are acting like the Dog has gambling debts. Dad, they're gonna kill him!"😂
@themclovin51234
@themclovin51234 4 года назад
No way you watched the video too?
@bayman50cal
@bayman50cal 4 года назад
Uh, I think we all heard him.
@parkerjeans5777
@parkerjeans5777 4 года назад
Gotta love punch line killers
@coachhbosoccer
@coachhbosoccer 4 года назад
@@parkerjeans5777 yea sorry we all do it 🤦🏾‍♂️ And it isnt any less funny hearing it again lol
@coachhbosoccer
@coachhbosoccer 4 года назад
@@themclovin51234 🤷🏾‍♂️
@hunterklugh5067
@hunterklugh5067 4 года назад
"What I'm doing is adding value to their lunches"
@MrJDLEGG
@MrJDLEGG 4 года назад
I love his honesty in these moments 😂
@slin1225b
@slin1225b 4 года назад
thats actually so true
@jackrichard3882
@jackrichard3882 4 года назад
😂😂😂 Dave is such a smart comedian...
@jackrichard3882
@jackrichard3882 4 года назад
one of the funniest comedian in the world in my opinion.... he literally never disappointed me... I'm not kidding it's ridiculous...
@tylercouture216
@tylercouture216 4 года назад
@@jackrichard3882 smart comedian is a good description lml very genius in what he says fosho
@SOMEBROAD1
@SOMEBROAD1 4 года назад
When did Dave get so buffed? Damn he’s filling out that shirt
@Mauxbius
@Mauxbius 4 года назад
Right?
@djbrhoom
@djbrhoom 4 года назад
Ohh shit i had to watch it again to see, i saw him skinny at first. Idk why 😂
@zoddsonofthor5576
@zoddsonofthor5576 4 года назад
two types of weed smokers those that work out and get buff or those who become one with the couch
@Getitgirlllll4717
@Getitgirlllll4717 3 года назад
Yessss honey he really is! And its a good look!! 😆👍lol...
@clintonkildepsteen3982
@clintonkildepsteen3982 3 года назад
Hes got the dad bod
@Janellabelle
@Janellabelle 4 года назад
Lord, me and my husband been together 11 years and he ain't lying about all that chatty shit gone. We just IN THE ZONE now.
@Phyrre56
@Phyrre56 3 года назад
It's like steering a ship. When you first leave the harbor, there's a lot of shit to do. Get everything organized, figure out where you're going, make a lot of maneuvers. That's the first 10 years. Then after that you're out at sea just staying the course. You only need to talk about shit if something crazy happens, otherwise you're cruising.
@leothalion3983
@leothalion3983 3 года назад
I would love to talk to you 😍
@justaguywhogotlostintherec1527
@justaguywhogotlostintherec1527 3 года назад
@@leothalion3983 down bad Mariana trench
@Mebble
@Mebble 3 года назад
@@justaguywhogotlostintherec1527 down bad magma core
@FATillery
@FATillery 3 года назад
@@Phyrre56 Indeed my friend...indeed.
@trailersforfun2669
@trailersforfun2669 4 года назад
Dad: Doesn’t want dog Family: gets dog anyway Dad and Dog:
@rabbischlomobengoldbergstein
@rabbischlomobengoldbergstein 4 года назад
Well since the dad is the alpha male the dog is gonna submit to him and they form a bond .
@ng23242
@ng23242 4 года назад
My dad: I DIDNT EVEN WANT THIS DOG! Me: You’re literally rubbing her belly while she’s laying in your arms.
@ng23242
@ng23242 4 года назад
That’s just how the game goes
@jasminehouston-burns1691
@jasminehouston-burns1691 4 года назад
Apparently, this is a classic love story
@jrsmith3344
@jrsmith3344 4 года назад
I'm in it right now
@kefkapalazzo1
@kefkapalazzo1 4 года назад
“Your dad is Dave Chappelle you can trade that for something better” lmao
@chuchuokeke
@chuchuokeke 4 года назад
That attitude..imagine dave as the Godfather😂
@teeneshverma
@teeneshverma 3 года назад
GOAT!
@filipsebest2170
@filipsebest2170 3 года назад
Like for Nick Cannon? Or?
@HeartLancer
@HeartLancer 3 года назад
c o s m i c b r o w n i e
@titsmcgeeyolanda3755
@titsmcgeeyolanda3755 2 года назад
Sony wants half Disney wants half
@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006
@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006 4 года назад
This is literally the dad and the dog meme irl
@stuffthings9618
@stuffthings9618 4 года назад
thank you
@c.c.3.3.3
@c.c.3.3.3 2 года назад
I love when Dave goes, “Hm?” 😂
@pmaii7707
@pmaii7707 4 года назад
“Crying and screaming like the dog had gambling debts” this joke went over everyone head and is underrated 🤣🤣
@Solaaaaa
@Solaaaaa 4 года назад
PMA II I don’t get it...
@xxdeathxxnols5434
@xxdeathxxnols5434 4 года назад
@@Solaaaaa you're being sarcastic and although funny I don't think this went over the majority of people's head... at least I hope not
@cynthusinfinite
@cynthusinfinite 4 года назад
Murder she wrote...
@kanishk2643
@kanishk2643 4 года назад
It didn't go over anyone's head lol
@blackwingdragonmasta
@blackwingdragonmasta 4 года назад
No it didn't lol
@Scratchingforcash
@Scratchingforcash 4 года назад
The only man that can leave show business for 10 years, come back and have the same clout.
@karendoyon2258
@karendoyon2258 3 года назад
More clout
@marvinm4676
@marvinm4676 3 года назад
@@karendoyon2258 fam not clout
@Xadethor
@Xadethor 3 года назад
You're wrong. There's a bigger comedian that influenced Dave and did the same before it was cool.
@Omar13t
@Omar13t 3 года назад
@@Xadethor ??
@user-gs6wt5op7p
@user-gs6wt5op7p 3 года назад
@@Xadethor sam kinnison?
@charlieangel9705
@charlieangel9705 3 месяца назад
"David" Everytime Dave mentions how his wife calls him. It tugs my heart. It sounds like "Babe" to me.
@bradleywalker8642
@bradleywalker8642 3 года назад
"My dog knows all my habits. When he smells weed in the house, he knows I'm gonna eat, so he comes running, cuz he knows I'm a messy eater. And that's how we became friends." ~ Dave Chappelle
@sonofgod3511
@sonofgod3511 4 года назад
Whenever he smells weed, he just comes on running. LOL
@tollelege5635
@tollelege5635 4 года назад
Just like biggums when he smells cocaine
@kev3024
@kev3024 4 года назад
Bruh my dog is really like that lol
@boxerfan2
@boxerfan2 4 года назад
pavlovian theory. lol
@profesorius2675
@profesorius2675 4 года назад
smart dog :DDD
@VincentGonzalezVeg
@VincentGonzalezVeg 4 года назад
i have a black cat and a thicc russian blue cat and both of themon my lap and they wereloving to be on my lap
@palepro3511
@palepro3511 4 года назад
Dave looks like CJ from san andreas after you type in the buff cheat code
@nikola7802
@nikola7802 4 года назад
Lmao u right
@Abekrampe
@Abekrampe 4 года назад
Who tf used cheat codes in San Andreas you casual
@jlbbmt
@jlbbmt 4 года назад
He was skinny AF back in the day.
@palepro3511
@palepro3511 4 года назад
@@Abekrampe An intellectual.
@robinmaeotibap5397
@robinmaeotibap5397 4 года назад
and u wrote this comment in 1994?
@ismaelgarcia7292
@ismaelgarcia7292 4 года назад
Anyone peep white girl offended over the dog joke as her bf dies laughing 😂
@rontayan
@rontayan 4 года назад
Maybe her dad got killed over gambling debit?
@reallyhappenings5597
@reallyhappenings5597 4 года назад
I think she was just spaced out for a second, her boyfriend's laughter made her snap out of it. It's not really a joke that's even remotely offensive.
@-alleycat-1778
@-alleycat-1778 4 года назад
@@rontayan thatd be something
@Ba_con55
@Ba_con55 4 года назад
Ya I know wasted seat at the show right there ....
@Pillowcars
@Pillowcars 3 года назад
Timestamp
@MrFord2024
@MrFord2024 4 года назад
He hit beast mode when he took time off.
@cutty02
@cutty02 4 года назад
TRT
@memesfromdeepspace1075
@memesfromdeepspace1075 4 года назад
I bet he just go wakanda
@2023awakening
@2023awakening 4 года назад
@@cutty02 why are there always someone claiming TRT on any middle aged man in shape?
@cutty02
@cutty02 4 года назад
@@2023awakening Im not claiming he actually already talked about it.
@2023awakening
@2023awakening 4 года назад
@@cutty02 i tried searching but can't find anything regarding him talking about TRT. I know its necessary for some but ive seen way too many of these types of comments without any proof. If he did talk about it and i missed it then ill delete my comments
@coachhbosoccer
@coachhbosoccer 4 года назад
DC looked like he did 300 pushups before the show 😂
@MattyFatty365
@MattyFatty365 4 года назад
All those sandwiches!
@Fukei_Mono
@Fukei_Mono 4 года назад
He has to burn them somehow.
@kellyjackson6548
@kellyjackson6548 4 года назад
Dave has bulked up big time!
@Labcabin96
@Labcabin96 4 года назад
@@robaxl3088 he didn't smoke crack where did you hear that bullshit
@nicolejones5905
@nicolejones5905 4 года назад
Rob Axl he did not smoke crack 😂
@Martin-or4gt
@Martin-or4gt 4 года назад
We have to protect this man at all costs. He legit doesn’t even try to be funny, he just is. Like, he’s Dave Chappelle god damn it
@slantdwave
@slantdwave 4 года назад
He does try tho. He's been working at it since age 15?14?
@leiat7259
@leiat7259 4 года назад
This is not Dave Chappelle.... rip
@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733
@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix5733 4 года назад
Martin Suarez He’s a comedian. He’s trying to be funny
@Martin-or4gt
@Martin-or4gt 4 года назад
He literally has said that he doesn’t even try any more.
@emanandchill
@emanandchill 4 года назад
@@leiat7259 you're an idiot.
@kentokimalaza352
@kentokimalaza352 4 года назад
Dave makes my stomach hurt all the time. he is all of us and that's why we love him.
@thedood7930
@thedood7930 3 года назад
Daves standup is like medicine for me. Sometimes life can really beat you up.
@rabguk
@rabguk 4 года назад
Dave looking jacked these days
@BoqPrecision
@BoqPrecision 4 года назад
Making his head look TINY
@nationradical
@nationradical 4 года назад
Back in his CC days he was just a skinny dude, he’s really bulked up!
@BSJDynasty
@BSJDynasty 4 года назад
TRT
@djovel10
@djovel10 4 года назад
rabguk it’s all that weed😂
@robertafrifa8813
@robertafrifa8813 4 года назад
He's a clone, they killed the Real Dave !!!!
@NextSound170
@NextSound170 4 года назад
In an age of hyper sensitivity and touchy people. We need Dave.
@8-BitHeart79
@8-BitHeart79 4 года назад
NextSound Dave needs Matt Stone and Trey Parker to write him a folk hero theme song! 😂🤣
@NJames-dh6kz
@NJames-dh6kz 4 года назад
Have you listened to the way that people talk to/about each other recently? One thing is certain, we do not live in a world of hypersensitive people. We live in a world of dicks. That being said, Dave is a GD genius.
@winomaster
@winomaster 4 года назад
@@NJames-dh6kz Your message seems confused.
@joelalexander5338
@joelalexander5338 4 года назад
Damn right!
@MrSamwiseable
@MrSamwiseable 4 года назад
@@NJames-dh6kz your comment proves that you're one of those hypersensitive and touchy people
@EverettBurger
@EverettBurger 4 года назад
0:38 favorite part of the bit. Looks around and sees others laugh. Ponders if she should laugh.
@samsneadd
@samsneadd 2 года назад
Mean while, her dude is totally losing his shit in laughter
@mayson123456
@mayson123456 4 года назад
Their dad is Dave Chappelle, they can trade that lunch for something better 🤣🤣🤣🤣I love how Dave is aware of his stardom and how comfortable he is. He doesn't play it down in some modest is no big deal way.
@brittanybonnie1478
@brittanybonnie1478 4 года назад
idk why people keep acting like this isnt who dave has always been.i see nothing wrong with his jokes
@RiderZer0
@RiderZer0 4 года назад
Personally I think he lacks the excitement and energy he had when he was younger. Still a funny guy though
@revendaig9843
@revendaig9843 4 года назад
@@RiderZer0 has a point. He's not hungry anymore... Who would be after devouring all these sets?
@brittanybonnie1478
@brittanybonnie1478 4 года назад
@@RiderZer0 true but i think that happens to most people ...he has seen way to much to still be the same...he changed when he came back for sure i just understand why
@tylercouture216
@tylercouture216 4 года назад
it's not that it's that people have changed and gotten soft he still is who he always been but now politics are are having to be correct now
@revendaig9843
@revendaig9843 4 года назад
@@tylercouture216 respect... But... He's aware. Lol. I was going to explain the nuanced aspects of Dave's work but was struck humbly self-aware. I'm sure that he doesn't need me to explain.
@JD..........
@JD.......... 4 года назад
0:40 - clueless blonde lady 😆 “Oh, was that funny?”
@jinvid
@jinvid 4 года назад
J D you saw that too huh?! I love how uncomfortable she is!
@tobyhel0
@tobyhel0 4 года назад
damn you beat me to it
@JD..........
@JD.......... 4 года назад
Jin Luncheonmeats LOL, how could you not ;)
@mikemccag
@mikemccag 4 года назад
Too dumb to have a sense of humor...
@nattybrigade5783
@nattybrigade5783 4 года назад
There she is again at 2:12
@nandesimon3538
@nandesimon3538 4 года назад
“What I’m doing is adding value to their lunch”
@thatprincedbo6451
@thatprincedbo6451 4 года назад
"when you're dad's Dave Chapelle you can trade that sandwich for something better"🤣🤣🤣
@blackcosmos
@blackcosmos 4 года назад
"David, don't eat the kids lunch"💀
@CuntLucifer
@CuntLucifer 3 года назад
I thought he said "Don't let the kids watch" Both works tho..
@meatballsandwich5329
@meatballsandwich5329 2 года назад
@@CuntLucifer not even funny. 4 months and no likes.
@CuntLucifer
@CuntLucifer 2 года назад
@@meatballsandwich5329 ur mom
@Jays_dead_cat
@Jays_dead_cat 4 года назад
And Amy Schumer wanted equal pay to Dave Chappelle? 😄😄😄😄😄
@retiredmanager510
@retiredmanager510 4 года назад
Give her equal pay. $1 per verified view. I guarantee the pay is equal but the outcome won’t be. Dave has a brain, Dave has comedy and reason. Dave can see the comedy in the world.
@whitedastardly2938
@whitedastardly2938 4 года назад
So she wants the title but none of the effort? Typical
@mgiebus1869
@mgiebus1869 4 года назад
Funniest thing I've heard all night
@hariharansasidharan5115
@hariharansasidharan5115 4 года назад
@Yall bitch made Fake even the worst if Dave is better than the best of Schumer.
@jackhammer8364
@jackhammer8364 4 года назад
🤣Bitch! please,lol
@councofoofo8525
@councofoofo8525 4 года назад
"probably something wrong with him." way he expresses it is golden.
@osmanmedhat7524
@osmanmedhat7524 4 года назад
That blonde in 0:39 had a gambling debt. Lol
@rizzybasar5709
@rizzybasar5709 4 года назад
Bill Burr, John wick and Now Dave Moral: Get yourself a DOG
@AKickassDuke
@AKickassDuke 4 года назад
Didn’t Burrs wife make him give away the dog?
@Blood0cean
@Blood0cean 4 года назад
An emasculated man, an imaginary man and a clone. Moral: Get a cat
@farley9255
@farley9255 4 года назад
All I could think about was Bill's skit about getting a dog. Still good though.
@Ravengagepvl
@Ravengagepvl 4 года назад
@@Blood0cean A clone?
@frootfantom
@frootfantom 4 года назад
@@AKickassDuke No, Bill did it himself because the poor thing got too old and agressive
@joshphilander6147
@joshphilander6147 4 года назад
Dave "The Rock" Johnson 😎
@SoulKisses76
@SoulKisses76 4 года назад
I know, I'm like DAMN Dave!
@atomicpressure5112
@atomicpressure5112 4 года назад
Comment fail
@JCANPetros
@JCANPetros 4 года назад
Lol
@nickajk1
@nickajk1 4 года назад
Steroids are a hell of a drug
@jamie25288
@jamie25288 4 года назад
He's on TRT
@KnownAsChris
@KnownAsChris Год назад
Must of been one of the dogs from the famous poker dogs painting. 😂
@bigj3086
@bigj3086 4 года назад
Like the dog had gambling debt's!" Legend
@viewmaster617
@viewmaster617 4 года назад
And this is why he is the best and worth 60 million+
@mralabbad7
@mralabbad7 4 года назад
According to wiki🤷‍♂️ They say he signed a contract where every special is worth 20 million He's done 5 till now🐦 Quick mafs
@mralabbad7
@mralabbad7 4 года назад
What i'm really wondering is how much did netflix gain! Are they breaking to the Bs with his specials? Or how else are they cool with giving him that much🐦
@mar10ssj1
@mar10ssj1 4 года назад
Seeing how much fire he is spitting out, I say he is worth > 100 million. Netflix got a great deal.
@cmorrell1031
@cmorrell1031 4 года назад
Meanwhile,Amy asking for the same money, and can't pass a sandwich shop... LMAO. No judgement, ijs
@SpacedAiroh
@SpacedAiroh 4 года назад
"Their dad is Dave Chappelle, I'm adding value to their lunch!"🤣🤣
@dontrll947
@dontrll947 4 года назад
Id trade anything for a sandwich Dave Chappelle bit off
@anythingbutmyrealname
@anythingbutmyrealname 4 года назад
@@dontrll947 hahha
@NapolianMusic24
@NapolianMusic24 3 года назад
Dave is one of those comedians that make you laugh before he finishes the punchline💯
@joseyeastwood
@joseyeastwood 6 месяцев назад
That little clip had me laughing so hard my wife was like " Will you stfu " !!!!!!!!! So i definitely know about going through the motions 😅
@yussufhussein9636
@yussufhussein9636 4 года назад
“They can trade that sandwich for sum better. I’m adding value to their lunch.”
@dade8053
@dade8053 4 года назад
That blond at 0:40 did not appreciate the joke!! Which makes it 100 times funnier 😂😂😂
@lunaseur327
@lunaseur327 4 года назад
Lmaooo ahead was sitting there like *Eeergh*
@bryananofa7165
@bryananofa7165 3 года назад
She was cute
@orangeaustronaut606
@orangeaustronaut606 3 года назад
@@bryananofa7165 yea but not a good sense of humor
@bryananofa7165
@bryananofa7165 3 года назад
@@orangeaustronaut606 well everybody has different sense of humor so you can generalise
@edentyler-moss1157
@edentyler-moss1157 3 года назад
Btw blond is male, blonde is female :)
@kingshit3349
@kingshit3349 2 года назад
Don't eat the kids lunch lmao 🤣
@smiley3012
@smiley3012 4 года назад
One of the greatest comedians ever. Thank God for this man.
@supaflyyowen
@supaflyyowen 4 года назад
Lmao “what I’m doing is adding value to their lunch” such a legend 😭😭😂💀
@YepsMr
@YepsMr 4 года назад
he looks so strange now that hes jacked up af
@nutellaninja4667
@nutellaninja4667 4 года назад
@junekid629 Don't be so glum, chum.
@rtreyk
@rtreyk 4 года назад
Oh yeah yeah
@rafaeltrivino1790
@rafaeltrivino1790 4 года назад
He works out and eats his kids lunch. Also Flintstone vitamins.
@krumlovskystokar6485
@krumlovskystokar6485 4 года назад
@@rtreyk oh yeaaaaah yeaaaaah
@atomisedman6235
@atomisedman6235 4 года назад
@@krumlovskystokar6485 Ded mim
@joneschilufya867
@joneschilufya867 Год назад
I like how his wife still calls him "David" 😀
@stevest1300
@stevest1300 2 года назад
Filled out and buff. Never looked better. And keeping it real.
@PappaMustafa
@PappaMustafa 4 года назад
Dave has been smoking that anabolic weed! 💪
@mmacaine
@mmacaine 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@XIAXCI
@XIAXCI 4 года назад
i need some HGH too.
@mrmysterycake
@mrmysterycake 4 года назад
Dave done went into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and came out to battle Cell and snowflakes!
@c.di.9034
@c.di.9034 4 года назад
well said lol
@judgeholden9942
@judgeholden9942 4 года назад
more like anabolic time chamber
@amerlad
@amerlad 4 года назад
if you think dave gives two shits about the left or right views, you havent been listening.
@HO-os8ry
@HO-os8ry 4 года назад
He got off the crack finaly
@kase_one5720
@kase_one5720 4 года назад
Love it snowflakes suck
@werewolfgirl1995
@werewolfgirl1995 Месяц назад
you have no idea how hard i started laughing when he said "like the dog has gambling debts" lmaoo
@Alexander196210
@Alexander196210 4 года назад
0:39 She's looking at him like: "You really think this is funny?" Dude you ain't taking me out no more!
@firstlast8481
@firstlast8481 4 года назад
@K C what's a wing ding
@Gobackto4chan
@Gobackto4chan 4 года назад
I’m so glad Netflix gave Dave the platform to make his comeback. He definitely deserved it. Well done Netflix, keep Dave around and you’ll definitely keep this subscriber.
@tmst2199
@tmst2199 2 года назад
Yeah. I hope there's a culture there that deserves the millions he brings in and it's not just payola.
@juls7582
@juls7582 4 года назад
Get a dog and you’ll never have to talk to another human again! They’re good listeners, they agree you’re always right, they don’t argue with you, and they always have your back.
@hiro7489
@hiro7489 4 года назад
@@imbi9580 uh yes? It's called beastiality but would most? Probably not
@arkeshn729
@arkeshn729 4 года назад
@@imbi9580 sadly for some people.. yes
@imbi9580
@imbi9580 4 года назад
As depressed as i am, i wouldnt be able to fuck a dog to save my life
@imbi9580
@imbi9580 4 года назад
I mean, fuck is wrong with people?
@tamiesmith8855
@tamiesmith8855 4 года назад
Yeah as long as you feed them 😂
@kamicloudss
@kamicloudss 3 года назад
dave chappelle was blessed with the talent to deliver any line of a joke and have it be funny just because of how great his delivery is
@sal3043
@sal3043 2 года назад
2:20 my parents are in reverse they started all that chatty shit after 20 years
@truth959
@truth959 4 года назад
This guy is the funniest comedian of them all.
@heatherturner2366
@heatherturner2366 4 года назад
Augustus McRae him and Katt Williams
@KhoPhi
@KhoPhi 4 года назад
0:39 The face you make when you're still downloading the joke!
@senju31
@senju31 4 года назад
The download completed after she looked at what I suppose is her partner
@darkskinwhite
@darkskinwhite 4 года назад
lmaooo the chick in the middle. thats geeked
@tewaewae
@tewaewae 4 года назад
no, when you have gambling debts your hubby next to you has no idea about.
@standardbrah
@standardbrah 4 года назад
lolllll this almost the new funniest part of the bit
@Neeroking
@Neeroking 4 года назад
@@tewaewae lmaoo that's the face of guilt
@damianval4626
@damianval4626 6 месяцев назад
Effortlessly funny. Just up there talking.....The goat!!!!
@makesense3442
@makesense3442 4 года назад
I’m happy to see all the likes bra got. He deserves every one of them.
@lights4bre890
@lights4bre890 4 года назад
Among the greatest stand-up comedians of all times.. LEGEND
@great567
@great567 4 года назад
Hands down the best comedian ever
@IcarusLhooq-bc7uq
@IcarusLhooq-bc7uq 7 месяцев назад
❤DAVE!! Best male comedian ever
@UNYQUE707
@UNYQUE707 3 года назад
I love when Dave makes that face. You know what I’m talking bout.
@acrobaticjesus6416
@acrobaticjesus6416 4 года назад
This guy is absolutely amazing. We need more Dave Chappell style comedians in this world.
@vaughnshantel
@vaughnshantel 4 года назад
This man is so consistent..it's amazing how he is just naturally funny 😂 love him
@twistandshoutabout
@twistandshoutabout 4 года назад
When you dont get the joke but know that something funny may have happened 0:34
@jimsmith9912
@jimsmith9912 2 года назад
David Chapelle is a legend. He is so funny and cool all at once. Thank you Netflix for bringing us Dave. Cool y'all.
@joshtetras5797
@joshtetras5797 4 года назад
The face the lady made at 0:39 has me crying 😂
@randomv3iwer
@randomv3iwer 4 года назад
Lol what’s up with her
@Forsaken860
@Forsaken860 4 года назад
Her & her friend looked at him while he's laughing. The wife is either fed up or scared. I believe it's the " I hope you heard that motherfucker" look😂😂😂😂
@gunkanjima3408
@gunkanjima3408 4 года назад
She has no sense of humor
@nicolejmarie
@nicolejmarie 4 года назад
lol cuz either she has gambling debts or her dude does
@IXvSakuravXI
@IXvSakuravXI 4 года назад
Papito Diaz LMAO
@picklevoncrunchnmunch7946
@picklevoncrunchnmunch7946 4 года назад
Dave's gettin swole. Wtf he was always a stringbean
@ratseducer5126
@ratseducer5126 4 года назад
Pickle Von CrunchnMunch thats what I was thinking
@rolandblaise1149
@rolandblaise1149 4 года назад
Fo reals
@strtfghtr88
@strtfghtr88 4 года назад
Cocain is a hell of a drug!
@HeroAndReporter
@HeroAndReporter 4 года назад
He had to do something since he ended his show.
@missionpupa
@missionpupa 4 года назад
Thats what happens when you retire and become a dad. He could have just been fat by eating all those school lunches, but at least he decided to work out.
@a.ca.c9809
@a.ca.c9809 4 года назад
That is one bad ass shirt he is wearing.
@AtallahYS
@AtallahYS Год назад
The black dude's dog thing gets me every time hahahahah
@double_j3867
@double_j3867 4 года назад
@0:38 Blonde Girl: "Oh, I'm supposed to laugh right now.....?"
@midnight246810
@midnight246810 4 года назад
@Stephen Murphy Who hurt you? Damn, that's harsh lol. Honestly, looked to me she zoned out, turned to her man and smiled/laughed at his reaction.
@magixnn
@magixnn 4 года назад
0:38 Blonde girl looked around trying to see if anyone else laughed.
@dirtyicontarot
@dirtyicontarot 4 года назад
Theee Legend i cringed when i saw that
@bho-lj1jk
@bho-lj1jk 3 года назад
I think she’s way too high. Trying to hold it together and answer the query “where the frack am I??”
@ronwade5646
@ronwade5646 3 года назад
Now that Comedy Central Paid Dave Chapelle I can watch Chappele Show reruns again! Winning!!
@lashlarue7924
@lashlarue7924 4 года назад
So happy Dave is back and doing stand up again. Thanks Dave!
@FoshoTheOne
@FoshoTheOne 4 года назад
Lol People will pay 10 racks for a Dave Chapelle eaten half sandwich like they some game worn Jordan’s... he the Goat
@markdelgado7130
@markdelgado7130 4 года назад
Pathetic ass people maybe.
@philconnors1522
@philconnors1522 4 года назад
He's definitely not the goat of standup
@SESK98
@SESK98 4 года назад
Like it's any better to use that money on a sweaty pair of shoes that another man wore during a basketball game.
@FoshoTheOne
@FoshoTheOne 4 года назад
Alfred Prufrock I’m obviously not talking about an elementary school kid. Jeez you’re overthinking this, apply yourself into something else, arts and crafts maybe or something. This doesn’t need for you to be so pressed, it’s a freaking joke
@FoshoTheOne
@FoshoTheOne 4 года назад
Alfred Prufrock oh dang my bad I didn’t realize you were joking lol my apologies... maybe I didn’t find it that funny...
@nakeasimone13
@nakeasimone13 4 года назад
This fool said the kids start crying like the dog had gambling debts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dave still got it👌🏾
@Cecille_the_one
@Cecille_the_one 5 месяцев назад
Probably one of my favorite skits🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dave is THE GOAT 🐐 Everything he does is pure gold💛
@robdog7915
@robdog7915 11 месяцев назад
"please dad.." that line is sooo good !!great actor!!!and loves dogs!!!!
@user-ss8st5jj8x
@user-ss8st5jj8x 4 года назад
"That dad Is Dave chapelle Man, You Can trade that sandwich for something better" i Really love this Man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@keef_cheefr3110
@keef_cheefr3110 4 года назад
I laugh EVERY time I watch Chappelle, no matter how many times I've seen him before, I always laugh. I'm in my study hall right now watching this with earbuds and everyone is super confused why I'm laughing
@Fjerid
@Fjerid 2 года назад
@0:39 you can see the lady did not want to be there but her partner dragged her along lol
@ayoubtihami3883
@ayoubtihami3883 3 года назад
''What I'm doing is adding value to their lunch" LMAO 😂😂
@Tony-112
@Tony-112 4 года назад
Could listen to his stories all day, so chill talking about his life. He doesn't need to force comedy on to you, and you can also relate to alot of his stories 👍
@Akirah1231
@Akirah1231 4 года назад
Dave is the Best since Pryor 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
@greensky01
@greensky01 2 года назад
@0:38 the blonde is like “what’s the big deal about liking a damn dog?” “Oh, everyone is laughing, better imitate them so to not let people know I don’t care”.
@corneliusmcknight2092
@corneliusmcknight2092 Год назад
😂😂 he said he adding value to there lunch
@kavalogue
@kavalogue 4 года назад
He describing my dog to the goddamn max lmaoo
@rogerdalemckinney2889
@rogerdalemckinney2889 4 года назад
Why do you feel the need to take the lord's name in vain
@burnhags2572
@burnhags2572 4 года назад
Roger Dale McKinney amen about say it to.
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@dreimann
@dreimann 4 года назад
"I'm adding value to their lunch."
@reaper121
@reaper121 2 года назад
Mr Chappelle is one of the best comedians in the world. Love him 24/7
@shaneking4482
@shaneking4482 2 года назад
Man I love Dave.!! Best comedian ever!!
@damianc2592
@damianc2592 4 года назад
“Thanks Dave” lmao
@bulumkomponco9599
@bulumkomponco9599 4 года назад
"Gambling debts"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SM-pr1qt
@SM-pr1qt 2 года назад
‘Nearly wrapped sandwiches’ is sooo funny lmao
@jenniferlynn3721
@jenniferlynn3721 2 года назад
Swole Dave- 😭😂🤣😂 Thanks Dave for bringing laughter in my life , much needed. 🙌🏼👏🏼🙌🏼🙏🏼
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