David Cross Breaks Down BDSM Body Language Of Steven Crowder 

Sam. With sincerity, please continue to shamelessly milk this win at least until every last view has been squeezed out, I promise you I will never get tired of it.

LOL David Cross literally just started out with "Crowder who?" sincerely. Just threw Crowder's idiotic excuse right back at him.

I laughed so fucking hard at this. "His body language is telling me this is a nightmare for him" lmfao

“Is this like a rap thing?” David Cross doesn’t even have to try, he just burps and the guy is roasted.

I'm jealous of anyone who has never heard of Steven Crowder. Must be nice.

“I don’t know who that is” is so powerful.

“Is this like a rap thing?” David Cross asked.

I love that Sam is milking this to death lmao it will never get old

When real life people find out about Internet drama

Crowder is such a failed comedian that a real acomplished stand up comedian doesn't even know who he is.

David Cross is a genius. He just comes up with the most subtly witty insults to Crowden right on the spot.

I didn't know David Cross doubled as a body language expert. He's truly a renaissance man.

"You're never gonna be able to justify why you're wearing a holster in your clubhouse" -LOL!!!!!!!

I've been a fan of David Cross for like 20+ years and I still can't tell if anything he says is satire or not, and that's why I love him.

I love David Cross' comedy style. It's less like he's telling jokes and more like he's just a genuinely funny guy saying things.

“They’re so close to having a point, but they’re just not there yet.” That had me rolling 😂

David Cross roasts Steven Crowder for 30 minutes straight.

I wish Michael Brooks was here too enjoy this with his beautiful laughter.

It's great that David Cross (a legend in the comedy stand up scene) has no idea who failed comedian Steven Crowder is.

I feel like he summarized Steven's entire existence quite nicely when he made the "baby wanna go poopie" diagnosis.

a "holster" without a gun is just a bondage harness

Crowder looks like he is wearing George Michael's muscle suit from Arrested Development.

“That seems anti-Asian, that seems beneath this man” Yea, if only

This never gets old, seeing crowder shaken up and genuinely nervous was so refreshing. He’s the same scared kid as he was in his stand up career.

“Sam Stop. He’s already dead.”

I mean, David Cross is THE Leather Daddy.

"I'm not listening, Sam. If you want that kind of analysis it's going to be at least twice as much..."

The irony of wearing a shirt that says “fight like hell”, yet running from Sam.

Oh shit we got Dr Tobias Funke in the house. I love David Cross.

Haha Crowder got “Stephen who’d?” genuinely by Mr. Cross.

David Cross’ level of deadpan is inhuman

“Sam Who” - “that’s anti-asian” bwhahaha! I’m dying here!

Imagine being so Not Online that you're blessed with ignorance about who Steven Crowder is

OMG David Cross Yet another Legend Sam Seder Knows.

David Cross' bullshit sounds more convincing than most people speaking with sincerity. Not least of all Crowder.

27:01 Emma’s “that’s nice” response to David’s description of “hard on the outside, soft on the inside” absolutely kills me 😂💀

“I don’t know who this man is. Sorry to this man”

It's a holster for when he starts a fight with a union member and loses again.

Sam trying to explain exruciating millennial youtube hate-preachers to an even Boomerier person was a delight

“…what are you bringing me into it?! This is on YOU, Sam. You go and debate him. Call him up and debate him. Don’t be scared.” I love that David Cross!

Steven Crowder level 1 minstrel terrible at spells smells distinct

"Is that a rap thing?" I lost it. 🤣 Crowder panic-gets Trump Jr, Seder just rrrrrrrolls on in with David Cross.

Who else would love to see David Cross start a body language interpretation channel?

Chowder looks like a 30some years old kid still living in his parents basement

I never heard of Steven Crowder until he mocked George Floyd's death.

“Is this like a rap thing”……the man saw the word “featuring” and assumed rap 😂🤣😂🤣

This is gold. This is what David Cross is a master at. This is such an epic roast, and the genius is how low key it is.

OK David is completely trolling "he's casting a spell" "the wish you were older" LMAO

Crowder calls himself a comedian and has a comedy show. To see David Cross make a comedy skit out of Crowder is perfect after his comments and running away.

David - "What's the other guy's name?" Sam - "Me?" lol I love David Cross

"That Sam Hu line is anti-Asian, and I don't know this guy, but it seems beneath him." ...Oddly, it is not.

When David says "why is he wearing a holster" that was me screaming "right??" Like he's on a closed set. Why do you need to wear a holster.

This interview should've ended when David Cross said he has never heard about crowder. Why would you corrupt a pure soul?

*To Catch a Coward* Crowder: So you want to debate? Ethan: You know I've never debated before... Crowder: I'll be your first. _(Sam walks in with transcript in hand...)_ Crowder: Fuck! I knew this would happen! Sam: Why don't you have a seat right over there...

David’s brilliant. I took my wife on our second date to see David’s standup. So funny.

I love how annoyed David Cross is with the whole thing. You can tell he thinks this is completely ludicrous to spend his time on and I love it.

Steven Crowder: "My audience would say 'Sam Who?' " David Cross: "Crowder Who?"

It's honestly a good thing he didn't know Steven. His analysis won't be as biased.

"Old friends for a long time* "What's your name again?" "Sam"

An actual comedian taking apart a failed comedian. Classic!!!

"Debate with Ethan Klein featuring Sam Seder - is this like a rap battle?" I don't know if he was trying to be funny, but that made me laugh.

I’m not usually into kink shaming but I am definitely into Crowder shaming, it’s my kink.

"Why does he need to be ready to shoot?" -- VIRTUE SIGNALING

Great to see you guys have an actual trained analrapist on the show.

I love that he doesn’t know him

Ethan eating this pistachios ever so slowly is a really nice contradiction to the panic in Steven's face

Got a sub from me. I have to respect a man whose mere presence can make awful men crumple with fear. This is no nightmare, this is the dream!

i love how he has a shirt on fight like hell yet he ran like hell

I love how Sam Seder has gotten 60000 new subscribers since the "debate", while Crowder's subscriber count is currently at a standstill/net-zero

“You can hear his sphincter tightening up!” Oh God! I’m dead!!! 😂

The searching for people's stand up who aren't stand up comedians got me so good. David Cross is hilarious.

David Cross's most "famous" line is from Scary Movie 2 where he exclaims "I'm tossing my own salad!!!".🤣🤣🤣

"His Trapezoids" David Cross is a National Treasure

Steven Crowder: "No one has ever heard of you, Sam." David Cross: "I have no idea who Steven Crowder is." while appearing on Sam's show.

“Sam who?” “Ok that’s anti Asian” ALKEJSJSSH

Behavioral analysis was David cross' original occupation. He took up acting because it was an "easy" way to pay bills.

Steven Crowder has two beards... The one on his face and the one that he married. Change my mind.

But does David Cross even have more than one million subscribers?

I'm so glad I got cooked before this. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you Emma, Sam and Mr. Cross 😂😂👏👏

I’m so glad that we’ve gotten to a point in history where we can openly talk about how obviously gay Steven Crowder is. Like his clothes “accidentally” shrunk three sizes in the wash.

I think what Steven actually needs is to finally do something for himself and not the person he thinks he needs to be perceived as. He clearly lives in fear of his father's judgment and that has manifested itself into his hateful politics. He actually hates himself. He doesn't understand though that he only thinks he hates himself. He actually hates that his father doesn't accept and love him for who he truly is. This whole thing for Steven is an act. He's being the person he thinks his father will love and believes that thereafter he (Steven) will finally love himself. What would really help him is for him to finally wear a dress in public outside of one of his skits and that first time should be him publicly shopping for other dresses, maybe even trying some on. I think this a viable path forward for Steven. This is all just so sad.

Hilarious that Steven Crowder, the guy who said “Sam who?”, got hit by that “Steven who?”.

Now if Steven's parents pull out game was as strong as his own, the world would be a better place!

I adore David Cross.... I used to drive myself crazy trying to figure out if he was being serious or not but finally realized he's just naturally hilarious.... serious or not

The reveal that David wasn’t listening, cuz he charges twice as much to listen AND watch, was so funny lmfao 🤣

This whole thing was funnier than Crowder's entire career combined. And the, "idk who he is" coming from a comedian referring to another "comedian", or rather comedian wannabe, was a 3rd degree roast by itself.

I've also not heard of Crowder but I clicked for David Cross.

I LOVE how M can't possibly contain it when David say's "the sphincter tightens" loool

As much as I have enjoyed every moment of this Seder humiliating Crowder debacle, I thought I was over it... until David Cross stepped in. This is the absolute best take I have seen thus far. David Cross is the GOAT.

I don’t know what’s funnier: the analysis itself or imagining crowder watching it absolutely steaming mad because he doesn’t get it at all.

‘Hard on the outside, soft on the inside’ - so like the bugs in Lion King? 😂🤣

“How do you know I ended my show early?” Hahah crowder self report

"Steven Crowder has a show that millions of cretins watch" lmao

It's such a good thing we have a psychoanalrapist on call

That new outro is fire bro lmao

Emma was trying to be professional the whole time. As soon as David cross signed off she let all the laughs out

cross is so good he's transcended comedy into just a pure being of humor

This is god tier rubbing it in to chowder and his band of cowardettes. "Excuse me while this nobody calls in David Cross to mock you for 30 mins" to hit Chowder right in his deepest insecurity - being a failed comedian.

"I'm here to see the Dead Kennedys" Havend heard of that band in a while, good namedrop.

Oh my god this was so funny, David at the end of the call absolutely killed me