David, Goliath, and the 200 Cyclops Sleeves 

Actually, I thought of each and every one of those monikers, but naturally rejected them, for my artistry clearly isn't suited for words that crass, sir.

Woody hoodie?

NonStampCollector Yo, I was a fan of yours. Not a problem but why did you stop making videos?

HOLY FUCK, NSC, I thought you were dead! O_O

+NonStampCollector What kind of bears live in Canaan?

Well if someone just said that to a guy nowadays What would he say ?

@@ca-jengrootherder7562 "I dont have any"?

I loved this full conversation

I said what I said, now Foreskin me already.

@@krishnrajshekhar9133 it’s hilarious 😆

Yeah okay🥴

Damn I’d probably still be a Christian lmaooo

Wish I had these when I was a kid too. Christian 'God' stories are ruthless.

@@greentopia I read that as "Christian God stories are truthless"

@@mellowwind1731 Nope, you wouldn't That's the reason why things like these aren't present there Because otherwise religion(and their profits) would die out too quickly

Exactly,....and the were, been found in ancient jars jugs

The novel is just bad, the writers took drugs to control Israel seems legit.

Everything they were making every drug you can think of!

THEY SMOKED THE BONE DRAGONS SORROW, AND NOW YOU'RE ALL SCREWED.

Let me guess? You didn’t really think that when you heard it for the first time. You just have low self esteem and you are easily manipulated. And some incompetent fools are tickling your self esteem and you are falling for it.

"Cut the skin off the end of thy dick" is the best line ever!

guess what I'm gonna demand when my son gets married!

pretty lame weddings

Maby it's a Jewish thing

So they don't throw them in some hot oil and turn them into foreskin rind

"Yo! Cut the skin off the end of thy dick!" 🤣

They Have A Cavetroll NC_17

You're being generous. Lots of bible stories would be nothing less than X-rated if shown as a movie.

The bible needs the bullshit redacted out of it. All that'll be left is black pages with a white border and page numbers if that happened though.

Not to mention it should be sold in the 'adult fiction' section of bookstores.

+1955RodHot. Absolutely. But can you imagine the massive protests and boycotts by Christians against any bookstores that dared to put their "holy bible" in the "fiction and literature" section? Or if Amazon classified it together with "50 Shades of Grey" as "erotic fiction?" At least we should be grateful that libraries and bookstores don't shelve bibles in the history section or science section. Yet......

Read the slaves owing part

Which part flew over your head? Spill! Well, I only learned about the foreskins when I was an adult and read the bible for myself lol. But some of the bizarre instructions and then walkbacks from God to Saul and many other people in these stories were pretty weird.

@@zodfanza "Better call Saul" lmao

U r in a desert cult bro

y?

I got to this part right when I was reading your comment. And I have to agree

The Revelation Arc is crazy and manga is the term you're looking for

The Revlation Arc is the darkest and most badass part.

woulda be kinda cool if they made a Biblically accurate anime

that it'd be awesome

There's a buhhda manga might be a Jesus manga

he_who_is_nobody bruh, I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂

I didn't laugh at all. Jokes like that were common in the 1980's

Ok now I get it.

Calm down, dear. That joke is so old it probably pre-dates the Bible.

Wish mine did that... It just goes from small to medium

Capital G or David will come for all the foreskins

@@ca-jengrootherder7562 Gaaaawwwwwwd

😶

What game is it?

@@JohanKylander wasn't sure at first but it's definitely Nioh

Dark Souls

@@csquared4538 it's not Dark Souls?

LOL

I'd probably buy it tho.

one step below the current system in America.

well feminists are selling vagina hats and suits so...

I am very pro foreskin-beanies!

Albert Mendez looooool 😂

That was an interesting way to say it

Goody hoody

peekajew.

"AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCHHHHHHHHH 10 Reasons why David is better than Saaaauuuuul." "Oh my god not another top 10 list" "fine, I'll make it a top 100 list."

Ha

It's a BuzzWars demon

Nioh is a good way to fill time while animations render. Only fitting that it made its way into an animation itself.

But Dark Souls is made in Japan... Right?

it was

Yes, but as i'm sure you've noticed, god is stupid. So maybe thats the joke?

smileydot 360 lol

smileydot 360 yeah, I get those on every atheist video these days. I laugh at how much it is costing them for no effect.

Yeah, Because of Jesus you have hope ad. HA!

Got an ad for "Heroes at war". Doesn't sound more violent then your ad.

Who the Gardener gives hope

Liana Ahmed I don't think you want it.

viktor star don't tell me what I want or don't want, what kind of patriarchal world is this??? (/s)

It's Israel Foreskin Chunk.

xxlCortez your point is?

My point is correcting you on what IFC means.

Incredible Canemian wat is dat

The person below you is gay BuzzFeed+InfoWars

The demon in the video.

Oh that's what the letters said, I couldn't make it out. That would be a scary thing to witness irl, it would be a crazy person constantly arguing with itself and calling itself dumb.

BuzzFeed. 😐🔫

You'll die of Alcohol poisoning and whatnot.

I counted nine.

...this is so romantic.

Whats good Fam?

AfroSlacker there is not that many of us

here

Awsome4649 heeeeey!!

Awsome4649 Actually there is a lot but some are in the closet because of their very religious family who swear up and down about church.

I was thinking about it. Which part do you think I should do?

How about the one that is all about people leaving Muhammad alone in his home. I think it was talking about people getting up and not getting up and him getting up and then getting back with a bunch of loafers still in his house. Kinda like that one asshole who doesn't leave your home even though the party obviously ended.

DarkMatter2525 Try looking at some Syetenatheist videos, he might give you some ideas for areas to cover.

DarkMatter2525 cool! I was thinking about the one where he flies to heaven on the back of a white horse with wings.

ALL OF IT! Muhahahahahah.

Have you seen the Sampson one yet?

@@geraintwd Of course. It's epic!

Original Doom, or the latest one?

DarkMatter2525 Either....

Clayton εжз would god need god mode?

isnide?

There's actually a fried chicken place in Tel Aviv Israel, called "FCKN CHKN".

Israel gay

😂😂😂😂

mario167100 lmao

mario167100 i did it faster than the speed of light but that made me click it before the video got uploaded so it didnt work :(

I did it at 11x the speed of sound but was turned into paste. #pasteface

i clicked it so fast I went through several dimensions

i clicked it so fast my finger spontaneously combusted

God is fire, god is death.

Draw dex god is pussy, god is dick

Elvis is my daddy, Marilyn's my mother Jesus is my bestest friend

Salomon? Like seriously?

What concubine?

Or. Which part of the concubine? He did eventually. In case you haven't seen it: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-qsqTO6lq99c.html

@Supernintendo Chalmers SKINNER!!

Nope, just you buddy

the bible philistines have nothing to do with the modern Arab nation which call themselves Palestinians.

Thank you for clarifying however Arabic way of saying Palestine is falastine/filistine and Palestinian is falastniny or filistiny. I just find it quite interesting!

I know :) (I live in Israel and I hear Arabs saying the words sometimes) Btw, if you ever wondered why Jews hate the name "Palestine" so much, the reason is this. Where did the name "Palestine" to the land came from? this is the story: About 3,000 years ago, many different small nations lived in this land. And among them was a nation called the Philistines. However, this nation went extinct sometime in the middle of the first millennia BC, and the main source acknowledging its existence is the Hebrew bible, describing the Philistines as one of the worst enemies of the Hebrews (Jews are the largest of the 12 tribes of the Hebrews). When the Roman Empire conquered the land, than the Kingdom of Judea, they first called it province Judea after its residents, the Jews. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judea_(Roman_province) In 66 AC, the Jews went to a huge rebellion against the Roman Empire, which ended disastrous for us. About 350,000 Jews died (according to modern sources. According the ancient ones the number goes up to million) and in 70 AC the Romans sieged on Jerusalem, burned it and destroyed the Jewish temple. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_War This failed rebellion was followed by another great failed rebellion in 132 AC, called the Bar Kokhba revolt after its leader. In the end of the rebellion in 136 AC, not only about 400,000 Jews died again (think that it took the Jewish nation almost two millennia to return to similiar size of millions), but the Romans also decided to exile the remaining Jews all over the Roman empire - starting what we called today the Jewish diaspora. When the revolt was ended, in addition to exiling the remaining Jews, the Romans also changed the name of the land from province Judea to Syria Palestine. This is the first time the name "Palestine" was used for this land. Why did they choose to call the land after a nation that went extinct at least 500 years before the Jewish - Roman wars took place, and which at the time was acknowledged mainly by the Hebrew bible? The answer is exactly this - since the Philistines were described as one of the Hebrews worst enemies in the bible, calling the land after them would be a great humiliation to the Jews after their failed revolt and will erase their connection to this land. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Palestine#Syria_Palaestina So basically when people call the land of Israel "Palestine" today, they call it in a Roman name that was coined after a non living nation (at the time the Roman coined it) with the sole purpose of humiliating the Jews after a failed, disastrous revolt (which is the greatest disaster in the Jewish history together with the holocaust). Why wouldn't Jews hate it? :)

+תומר שאשא Oh you are everywhere :)

After leaving Egypt they killed and enslaved Canaanites (Philistines) and razed their cities to the ground before the same happened to them.

Lorenzo Dibe hell yeah

Suck it.

Lorenzo Dibe execution squad

Lorenzo Dibe yessss

Provocateur we slept in late that day and missed out