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If Jesus Returned 

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When people depict your religion as being barbaric, the worst way to prove them wrong is with barbarism.
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Комментарии : 10 тыс.   
@MarkFilipAnthony
@MarkFilipAnthony 9 лет назад
If Jesus returned Christianity would split in two new groups: 1. Believes he has returned 2. Believes he's not Jesus
@karstenbursak8083
@karstenbursak8083 9 лет назад
and Donald Trump will ask him for a birth certificate ;-)
@MarkFilipAnthony
@MarkFilipAnthony 9 лет назад
and... then the group that does not believe him will execute him. and we'll have: "the 2nd generation Christians" that waits for his 3rd return.
@FishSticksToontown
@FishSticksToontown 9 лет назад
Lmao it's the creation of christianity all over again.
@karstenbursak8083
@karstenbursak8083 9 лет назад
and if he would still life ... Joe McCarthy would accuse him to be a communist :-P ... feed the hungry ? sounds suspicious like wellfare .... heal the sick ? for free ?
@imnoahcook
@imnoahcook 9 лет назад
If Jesus came to earth and preformed a miracle, I would change my faith.
@DarkMatter2525
@DarkMatter2525 9 лет назад
I sincerely hope I didn't offend any Trekkies or Star Wars geeks. I am one of you, so I can make fun all I want. Keep your Bat'leth to yourself unless you want to become bantha fodder.
@ethanmcelvein3425
@ethanmcelvein3425 9 лет назад
Do a dubstep video please or a video about five nights at Freddy's. The guy who made it is a devout christian.
@DarkMatter2525
@DarkMatter2525 9 лет назад
***** thank you! I appreciate it. Indeed, I've had a good laugh at some atheist jokes too.
@duchard666
@duchard666 9 лет назад
Qapla'
@screamingphoenix8113
@screamingphoenix8113 9 лет назад
One of these days you have to make muhammed uncensored. Even for consistency's sake. It's always bothered me how you've seem terrified to d so. I realize that is the joke being named "not-muhammed" and all, but still. You should do at least one caricature of Muhammed to show us all you aren't afraid to do so.
@DarkMatter2525
@DarkMatter2525 9 лет назад
***** I understand, but you're right about that being the joke and the character. If it's about "proving myself", I've already done that and then some with this video in which I do draw Muhammad: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-7ja_4neDpiY.html
@Kolokommouna
@Kolokommouna 6 лет назад
"America doesn't torture people" *goes to guantanamo bay Lol
@1073273
@1073273 5 лет назад
You call those torture?
@nyne_path165
@nyne_path165 5 лет назад
Guantanamo bay is not in America so the law is not gonna hold anything against nor the Constitution or Bill of Rights It's in Puerto Rico or some place thats Latin America that's under the U.S territory
@jamesmcneil3412
@jamesmcneil3412 5 лет назад
@@nyne_path165 it's in Cuba
@tifforo1
@tifforo1 5 лет назад
Torture at Gitmo stopped like 6 years before this video was made.
@leifewald5117
@leifewald5117 4 года назад
Rogue krown It’s in Cuba.
@Xaphnir
@Xaphnir 5 лет назад
Why does not-Mohammed have a Jamaican accent? Oh, right, because he's not Mohammed.
@salthesadmanshark5645
@salthesadmanshark5645 5 лет назад
LOL
@rumba5787
@rumba5787 5 лет назад
Oh yeah
@-emperiumhistoria-1346
@-emperiumhistoria-1346 5 лет назад
Exactly,hes not Mohammed
@-emperiumhistoria-1346
@-emperiumhistoria-1346 5 лет назад
@DUN LETS GO :(
@ashisharora7572
@ashisharora7572 5 лет назад
Because he is not Mohammed lol
@BobbyCarillo
@BobbyCarillo 9 лет назад
That awkward moment when racist Christians discover that their lord and Savior Jesus is a brown Middle Eastern man and not the white man he's portrayed as in paintings.
@MrJoeyWheeler
@MrJoeyWheeler 9 лет назад
Wouldn't it be funny if something like an army of Jesuses...Jususess...Jesi? Jesi. Anyway, if an army of Jesi, each one different and matching different interpretations, showed up. Behold, the Jesi Avengers; Original Jesus! Mysteriously White Jesus! Asian Jesus! Anime Jesus! (Magical Boy) Literary Jesus! (looks like those drawings made of writing)
@AlienPet13
@AlienPet13 9 лет назад
Damian Freeman "Army of Jesi"... so awesome! There should be a Mock-Christian Metal band named that... lol!
@MrJarth
@MrJarth 9 лет назад
How is that racist? Jesus in Greece looks Greek, in Russia he looks Russian and if Islam didn't wipe of Christians in the middle east, the middle east would have a middle eastern looking Jesus.
@Drosera420
@Drosera420 9 лет назад
MrJarth Obvious evidence that he was actually a Reptilian shapechanger.
@1955RodHot
@1955RodHot 9 лет назад
How about the even more awkward moment when all Christians discover that their lord and Savior Jesus is completely fictional?
@Nemenon
@Nemenon 9 лет назад
Honestly if he did return people would just think he was a false prophet and if he used magic they would say he was possessed by the devil, lol.
@bukay5861
@bukay5861 9 лет назад
***** Which one has fireballs? That one automatically wins
@Nemenon
@Nemenon 9 лет назад
***** No there isn't, those are all just sub categories of "magic". Kind of like how the genre of music "metal" also has sub genres; Death metal, power metal, etc.
@IronCharioteer
@IronCharioteer 9 лет назад
If jesus returned he would be lynched by the GOP and the Tea Pussys for being a socialist hippy.
@aldipschwitz4277
@aldipschwitz4277 9 лет назад
***** CoDzilla would like to disagree. And warlocks with any powers whatsoever. And psions with pyrokinesis. And no one cares what bards think.
@patu8010
@patu8010 9 лет назад
Jesus could definitely get a cult running if he returned. It would branch off of Christianity like Christianity originally branched off of Judaism.
@VegarotFusion
@VegarotFusion 5 лет назад
I like how God told Jeffery what he thought, but didn't stop Jesus from doing it.
@thehomeboyjesuschrist3583
@thehomeboyjesuschrist3583 5 лет назад
Yeah ikr. Dad can be kind of a dick sometimes
@artzarr5032
@artzarr5032 5 лет назад
He knew he would 3njoy it too much!
@coolguy9709
@coolguy9709 4 года назад
@@thehomeboyjesuschrist3583 Jesus your profile picture is inaccurate your middle eastern not white
@GumSkyloard
@GumSkyloard 4 года назад
If God says that _that_ is fucked up, than it *is* fucked up, coming from the guy who literally killed humanity with a flood because he was having an episode.
@constantinvaldor3742
@constantinvaldor3742 3 года назад
Free will.
@thundergeboo8464
@thundergeboo8464 4 года назад
"Not Muhammad " I'm laughing so hard...
@miscellaneous_art-rs1ob
@miscellaneous_art-rs1ob 4 года назад
Here's some jesus humor ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-9c-eGpNr3MQ.html
@kanishka__
@kanishka__ 3 года назад
Who's the Muhammad. Saw that in a religious book as a name for a pedophile.
@enowmessi2844
@enowmessi2844 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@enowmessi2844
@enowmessi2844 3 года назад
@@kanishka__ yes mohammad was a pedophile
@akhtaramiri3071
@akhtaramiri3071 3 года назад
@@enowmessi2844 ignorant people like you christians don't only insult prophet muhammad but also jesus christ. shame on you fool
@friendlyneighborhoodhacker9460
Why do people think Jesus is white?
@user-ll3kv1hb7r
@user-ll3kv1hb7r 7 лет назад
Actually there are many people in the middle east with bright skin color. For example, this guy: www.google.co.il/search?biw=731&bih=383&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=ovadia+yosef&oq=ovadia+yosef&gs_l=img.3..0j0i30k1l3j0i5i30k1l4j0i30k1j0i5i30k1.1975.3815.0.3888.12.11.0.0.0.0.247.1025.0j6j1.7.0....0...1c.1.64.img..5.7.1024...0i67k1j0i8i30k1.4xSnFVgQOvY is a famous Jewish Rabbi from Iraqi - Jewish origin. This guy: l7.alamy.com/zooms/bfa20a7fc75b4e65a53005fff2b33e39/father-gabriel-nadaf-greek-orthodox-priest-from-nazareth-and-founder-dyny2m.jpg is an Israeli (christian) Arab. It may well be the case that Jesus was had the same skin color they have.
@born2pizza800
@born2pizza800 7 лет назад
the red pill You're saying that at your own mouth. The Romans are the ones who said he was white. Do research instead of saying ignorant bullshit.
@user-ll3kv1hb7r
@user-ll3kv1hb7r 7 лет назад
Alan Nikolai Stratmann As I said, there are many Mizrahi Jews who don't look very different from Ashkenazi Jews - like the examples I gave of Iraqi Jews.
@thehemu4927
@thehemu4927 7 лет назад
yea...ur ri8.why?
@user-ll3kv1hb7r
@user-ll3kv1hb7r 7 лет назад
Alan Nikolai Stratmann JIDF?
@chrissimmons1687
@chrissimmons1687 7 лет назад
"Jesus will return during MY lifetime" - a billion dead people
@saltysocks1074
@saltysocks1074 7 лет назад
Chris Simmons or 20 years give or take
@ernestinalefebvre5191
@ernestinalefebvre5191 7 лет назад
divine humour, knows no time, respects no one
@nazzamcubbai9279
@nazzamcubbai9279 7 лет назад
he fuck armageddon terorchrist do-make chaos with mask Islam. lie for Jesus. do more chaos for Jesus com back
@adamgh4201
@adamgh4201 7 лет назад
Chris Simmons allah of my mind isa now yesus
@chrissimmons1687
@chrissimmons1687 7 лет назад
Adam Zhafran I don't believe you.
@ddoomsday7313
@ddoomsday7313 5 лет назад
"Christians of La Guardia! Im here to send you to kingdom come." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sarahsouza3567
@sarahsouza3567 4 года назад
Phsjulj
@memyself2630
@memyself2630 3 года назад
😭😭😭
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman Год назад
Lol
@Waltyworld
@Waltyworld 10 месяцев назад
Lol I can’t get over that even after years of seeing it 😂😂😂😂
@CarterM2008
@CarterM2008 9 месяцев назад
* W H E E Z E *
@Lunamere
@Lunamere 4 года назад
Years ago I disliked this video when I was an indoctrinated Christian. Now I gladly give it a thumbs up 👍
@ghghetto2888
@ghghetto2888 3 года назад
Amen 🙏
@browneyedbitch62
@browneyedbitch62 3 года назад
Join the club
@edwardwileyjr.4005
@edwardwileyjr.4005 3 года назад
Welcome to actuality
@Lugo428
@Lugo428 3 года назад
How'd you break out?
@rickhubert7890
@rickhubert7890 3 года назад
Good For u my friend!
@EstabonV
@EstabonV 9 лет назад
"How did you get that in here? They check all of our orifices!" "I have more holes than you... I am holier than thou." *audience groans
@DarkMatter2525
@DarkMatter2525 9 лет назад
Ah "holier than thou"! I should've worked that in there.
@4tech404
@4tech404 9 лет назад
*get off the chair and start to clap *
@marshallp946
@marshallp946 9 лет назад
*claps*
@RoyalDog214
@RoyalDog214 9 лет назад
DarkMatter2525 Missed opportunity. You should re-upload the video again with that dialogue in it.
@mhrab7728
@mhrab7728 8 лет назад
yea maybe he could speak both of the language! but how can he speak english so fluently without an accent! while so called muhammad, in this stupid video have an accent?
@123455thatguy
@123455thatguy 9 лет назад
The moment he put on those robes I knew exactly how shit would play down XD
@rataflechera
@rataflechera 9 лет назад
Yeah. Goeffrey should be the consciousness, he is pranking now.
@123455thatguy
@123455thatguy 9 лет назад
rataflechera For once god actually knew what was happening though "Thats fucked up"XD great video.
@Keon994
@Keon994 9 лет назад
Really the moment he turned into the brown guy with the beard I knew how shit would play down.
@asuraspath2262
@asuraspath2262 9 лет назад
Lol same here. I literally cracked up when I saw him in his robes.
@derickma9400
@derickma9400 9 лет назад
same
@anthonywalker5850
@anthonywalker5850 2 года назад
When God said "now that's f***ed up" has got to be the only time I have ever seen him act sensible in this whole series😂😂😂
@themosinguy6508
@themosinguy6508 3 года назад
this reminds me of a story i heard about an Orthodox Jew who was praying in an airport with his tefillin on, someone called security on him and described him as “the muslim guy praying with a box wrapped around his head”
@andrewrobertson3894
@andrewrobertson3894 6 лет назад
"I hope you like bread & water." "Oh, I do."
@geogaming4483
@geogaming4483 6 лет назад
Andrew Robertson bread is good water is good when thirst
@CITY_SPECTER
@CITY_SPECTER 6 лет назад
Andrew Robertson 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@hardandstyle9824
@hardandstyle9824 6 лет назад
i do like japanese noodles hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
@ichangedmyname0001
@ichangedmyname0001 6 лет назад
Hard and Style Not funny
@goldiful9439
@goldiful9439 6 лет назад
bread is cool and water is good
@MsSomeone98
@MsSomeone98 9 лет назад
As a Muslim, I just gotta ask why the hell is it with us and freaking out when someone draws Muhammad or insults us or our religion? Seriously, it's like we're kinder gardeners or something.
@ianhaupert
@ianhaupert 9 лет назад
I'm not going to say all Muslims do this (you certainly don't), but yeah, it's ridiculous. Nothing is sacred in the realm of the general public, and people can't force it to be that way. That goes for SJWs and their shittiness as well. Everyone has different opinions and beliefs, and should be allowed to express them.
@MsSomeone98
@MsSomeone98 9 лет назад
Ian Haupert I just find it kind of ironic. In school, we were taught that Muhammad was forgiving and merciful. When he returned to Mecca with an army, he did nothing to harm the Meccans, who had persecuted and tortured the Muslims and tried to kill him multiple times. If he can forgive people who almost killed him, why can't his followers ignore a couple of drawings?
@patrickkilduff5272
@patrickkilduff5272 9 лет назад
Siddiq Ismail You tell me...you're the Muslim. Only the Muslims are the ones who are offended...not anyone else.
@ianhaupert
@ianhaupert 9 лет назад
Patrick Kilduff​ Not sure what you're on about. He knows he's a Muslim. He's asking Muslims that do this why they act like this. You two pretty much agree, and yet you're trying to start an argument.
@MsSomeone98
@MsSomeone98 9 лет назад
Patrick Kilduff I am a Muslim, but I still don't understand why other Muslims would react so violently to something as simple as a drawing. Also, I never said anyone other than Muslims was offended by the drawing. I'm just asking why Muslims are offended. Seriously, we've got more things to worry about that some dude with a pencil.
@chasemolenaar2161
@chasemolenaar2161 5 лет назад
The White Jesus as often depicted was based on Cesare Borgia, a ruthless papal authority who was the inspiration for Machiavelli’s the Prince.
@simulatrix
@simulatrix 5 лет назад
I have read the Prince, yet I just fact checked, and your right... the Cesare Borgia and Jesus resemblance is only a rumor. So, I concede.
@BartAlder
@BartAlder 5 лет назад
@Cecil Gordon Cesare Borgia was not any kind of Medici Pope, he was a Borgia. They were two completely different families from two different parts of Italy. Machiavelli went to battle with the Medici and lost. He likely wrote The Prince to ingratiate himself to the victor in order to avoid a life of disgrace and penury, trying to kill the Medici pope was hardly like sucking 'medici dick', as you so ineloquently put it. Talk about dropping name bombs.
@brady1407
@brady1407 4 года назад
Unplotted Then it would behoove you to edit it to concede defeat
@enesyldz9484
@enesyldz9484 3 года назад
Ezio Auditore liked it
@InitialPC
@InitialPC 3 года назад
hes actually based on merlin, people wanted to associate jesus with things like wisdom like they did with merlin so they made him look like a wizard
@crisyl96
@crisyl96 5 лет назад
"I've got more holes than you" omg
@haxicle5378
@haxicle5378 5 лет назад
Kir By very hot
@kenanipkiran
@kenanipkiran 5 лет назад
hahaha was looking for this one :)))
@andersoni.7472
@andersoni.7472 5 лет назад
*than
@param888
@param888 5 лет назад
Mi La yes, in Hands and legs, you ugly ads what was you thinking??
@tommyespinosa3586
@tommyespinosa3586 5 лет назад
Lmao...thanks for the hard ass laugh...
@Yululu7
@Yululu7 9 лет назад
If Jesus isn't real, then why are Vampires afraid of crosses? CHECKMATE!
@Jmgjgdjd5
@Jmgjgdjd5 9 лет назад
vampires aren't real either
@Yululu7
@Yululu7 9 лет назад
Jmgjgdjd5 It's a blatant joke.
@tokaichar4832
@tokaichar4832 9 лет назад
And if physics are real, then how did Jesus walk on water? This is why Godzilla rose from the deep and Atheistzilla chilled at the bottom.
@Jmgjgdjd5
@Jmgjgdjd5 9 лет назад
lol
@animalportal1661
@animalportal1661 9 лет назад
Tokaichar that is the work of the great god Cthulhu
@lorriemacgregor8206
@lorriemacgregor8206 7 лет назад
He was brown Not white with blue eyes.
@AlsyGamer7
@AlsyGamer7 6 лет назад
Diamond Catcher brown eyeq
@drcringe7873
@drcringe7873 6 лет назад
Jesus LOOKED blonde, tall and nordic. You know why? Demografics 2000 years back were much different than today. Greeks were blonde and brownhaired too and even in the middle east you had ALOT of Europeans living there. Just like the massive non-white immigration coming to Europe today, arabs taking over countries like Sweden and Germany, arabs eventually took over Greece and northen middle-east. Jesus was not a arab-looking dude, he was of French-nordic desent. Galilean is an inhabitant of Galilee, which comes from the people of ancient France named back in those days "Gallia". LOOK IT UP! JUST GOOGLE IT!
@Ray-lh2dk
@Ray-lh2dk 5 лет назад
@@user-ie3xf7ln9u muhamed were ginger
@nerdienew911
@nerdienew911 5 лет назад
@@user-ie3xf7ln9u liar. Muhammad was black
@Zakeusa
@Zakeusa 5 лет назад
not all Palestinians are brown
@Lepidopray
@Lepidopray 5 лет назад
"...there's a lot of christians and they, um, don't really approve of torture..." LMAO. Jeffrey is such a troll.
@quantumleap4023
@quantumleap4023 6 лет назад
New to Netflix: Jesus - Escape from Guantonimo bay.
@randyspaceship
@randyspaceship 4 года назад
lmao u can see the future netflix just aired a show about jesus escaping the CIA
@cambamx5003
@cambamx5003 4 года назад
@@randyspaceship you for real?
@randyspaceship
@randyspaceship 4 года назад
@@cambamx5003 yess its called the messiah
@floydelta7822
@floydelta7822 8 лет назад
Got a Mormon ad on this vid lmao
@sorenminer3926
@sorenminer3926 8 лет назад
+Floy Delta That would be perfect
@lowqualityshitposts8860
@lowqualityshitposts8860 8 лет назад
+Floy Delta where the fuck does someone get mormon ads?
@GShumway132
@GShumway132 8 лет назад
+Floy Delta Mormon Jesus is white, and so are His wives.
@NerdReviewdarksouls
@NerdReviewdarksouls 8 лет назад
I was a Mormon before I became an atheist.
@zachary1077
@zachary1077 8 лет назад
I got an ad for a new Jesus movie called Risen
@Jason987262
@Jason987262 8 лет назад
If Jesus was real and did return, he would probably be put in a mental asylum.
@ryangreen3382
@ryangreen3382 8 лет назад
Well technically Jesus has come back many times. Every couple of years someone claims they are jesus
@maevem316
@maevem316 8 лет назад
There's a book about that
@junipercosmic6841
@junipercosmic6841 8 лет назад
What do you mean 'if?' he was real? It's historically proven that he was real. And naa, he wouldn't. When he comes back, it'll be decending from the sky with like, 10,000 angels (or something like that!) and every knee will instantly bow before him. If you're still around over the next 10 years, you'll find out for yourself.
@pepeshadilay3834
@pepeshadilay3834 8 лет назад
Jesus is real and it is proven from the count of the population
@tacoasada6803
@tacoasada6803 8 лет назад
he is real and will come he is our judge repent for your sins and making fun
@namedrik5876
@namedrik5876 5 лет назад
*I S L A M I C K R Y P T O N I T E*
@herendur618
@herendur618 5 лет назад
shyguy but how did you get that in here
@randomdude9135
@randomdude9135 4 года назад
@@herendur618 they check all of our orfices
@ProgramViBee
@ProgramViBee 4 года назад
Random Dude I have more holes than you
@randomdude9135
@randomdude9135 4 года назад
@@ProgramViBee Umm what do you think you're doing?
@ProgramViBee
@ProgramViBee 4 года назад
Random Dude Just a little art project
@edwardmiessner6502
@edwardmiessner6502 7 месяцев назад
Jesus: *Brings forth a pencil Muhammad: "Islamic Kryptonite!" 😂
@MrSlaughterrific
@MrSlaughterrific 9 лет назад
If there were a jesus and he actually returned not even the christians would believe him
@barbiquearea
@barbiquearea 9 лет назад
They'll crucify him again in three days tops.
@lDrownded2
@lDrownded2 9 лет назад
***** Then future Christians would be wearing rifles around their necks. Bill Hicks was ahead of his time.
@The..Butterfly..Effect
@The..Butterfly..Effect 9 лет назад
don't underestimate stupid people - especially if they are Christians
@1955RodHot
@1955RodHot 9 лет назад
They'd tell him to go back to his no-go zone in France.
@Unethical.Dodgson
@Unethical.Dodgson 9 лет назад
1955RodHot There's no such thing as a no-go zone in France but of course Christians hold the notion that Fox News is the New-New testament.
@RileygoodVideos
@RileygoodVideos 9 лет назад
If you guys are good maybe I can make a return by 3500 AD
@Nishchio
@Nishchio 9 лет назад
Jesus Christ Be careful dude.
@FernandoTorrera
@FernandoTorrera 9 лет назад
See you there jesus
@5winder
@5winder 9 лет назад
+Jesus Christ You're coming home in 2033... pack your bags, daddy.
@blackberryblossom9254
@blackberryblossom9254 9 лет назад
Praise you Jesus!
@colmdalton7920
@colmdalton7920 9 лет назад
where did you put it?
@queenofthedamned5899
@queenofthedamned5899 6 лет назад
The amount of Christians this video pissed off is just amazing. I love how they all act like somebody forced them to click on and watch it too. 😂😂
@ThePrimeChannel780
@ThePrimeChannel780 6 лет назад
yh i clicked it on this video to laugh at people that actually think this is gonna happen. this is not even biblically accurate. so yh laugh all you want
@lucidanecdote683
@lucidanecdote683 6 лет назад
It's funny they are here. It's almost like they know deep down that their religion is bullshit.
@josiahcruz9678
@josiahcruz9678 6 лет назад
Lucid Anecdote that would be like saying you watch Frank tureks videos deep down knowing God exists. It's just stupid
@lucidanecdote683
@lucidanecdote683 6 лет назад
Not really. They are having conflicts within themselves, searching for answers on an atheist channel. Knowing that they should just become a full atheist...it's called, "losing ones religion."
@josiahcruz9678
@josiahcruz9678 6 лет назад
Lucid Anecdote um, yes really. And I find answers in logic, evidence, reading, bible, history, philosophy, and life itself. And everyone has doubts/conflicts with themselves.
@thehomeboyjesuschrist3583
@thehomeboyjesuschrist3583 5 лет назад
Damn food man. It took me another 2`000 years to lose all that weight. One thing is for sure however. I aint NEVER coming back to that stinking Bombardia or whatever it was place. Those people are more mean even that the Romans >:(
@baspatolivas9442
@baspatolivas9442 8 лет назад
I died when censored Muhammed appears, lol.
@khalilsakly7383
@khalilsakly7383 8 лет назад
he is not-muhamed
@mohammedaliqurashi9473
@mohammedaliqurashi9473 7 лет назад
he is censormed
@fajarazka9393
@fajarazka9393 7 лет назад
same hahah
@finnarobawellsfargo153
@finnarobawellsfargo153 7 лет назад
baspatolivas same
@elidolo6993
@elidolo6993 7 лет назад
M Mer Teorrist.
@riparianlife97701
@riparianlife97701 9 лет назад
John said he and those around him were living in "the final hour" over 17 million hours ago.
@horatiotrismegistus616
@horatiotrismegistus616 9 лет назад
Docktor Jim Hey Docktor, are you _sure_ that Santa Claus does not exist? I mean, have you even _been_ to the north pole..?
@riparianlife97701
@riparianlife97701 9 лет назад
Horatio Trismegistus I can see it on Google Earth. No workshop. I can also see the top of Mount Olympus. Zeus isn't there.
@horatiotrismegistus616
@horatiotrismegistus616 9 лет назад
Docktor Jim Ok, but if God had a REALLY big watch, would it be possible that his seconds are decades and his minutes are eons...Or his watch is fubar?
@riparianlife97701
@riparianlife97701 9 лет назад
Horatio Trismegistus Well, since he created plants before he created the sun, the days couldn't have been too awfully long.
@horatiotrismegistus616
@horatiotrismegistus616 9 лет назад
Docktor Jim Magic!! He does magic!
@fozz539
@fozz539 5 лет назад
If Jesus returned, he would leave quickly if he saw the internet and the people these days.
@thehomeboyjesuschrist3583
@thehomeboyjesuschrist3583 5 лет назад
Oh, I saw it already and I must say that im proud
@alex1105
@alex1105 5 лет назад
@@thehomeboyjesuschrist3583 I love you Jesus
@thehomeboyjesuschrist3583
@thehomeboyjesuschrist3583 5 лет назад
@@alex1105 I am love and love is I. Ofcourse you will love me, you little shit. I love you too child
@sonaarr1762
@sonaarr1762 6 лет назад
I knew where this was going from the start he said "america" and "interesting people"
@miinkke
@miinkke 7 лет назад
"Acronym Security Squad" ASS
@toothlesstoe
@toothlesstoe 6 лет назад
Yum
@Gary109
@Gary109 8 лет назад
Jesus is black. I knew it
@TheFreezray
@TheFreezray 8 лет назад
+‫زخاري זכריה‬‎ No, Jews aren't white because of the difference in environment. That's evolution, and evolution doesn't progress that fast. They would've had to have been in Europe for tens of thousands of years at least for a transition of skin colour to take place naturally, and by then, they would not even be considered Jews any more. The Jews which are known as Ashkenazim usually have lighter skin and even white skin because they mixed with white Europeans AND because of European converts to Judaism. Jews had children with whites, and if the mother was Jewish, they were usually raised Jewish. Even if only the father was Jewish, they were still raised Jewish a lot of the time. So the Ashkenazim are never fully Jewish by ethnicity, most of them are around 50% white and 50% Jewish, believe it or not. This is why you see Ashkenazi Jews with blue eyes, blonde hair and white skin. Look at Bar Rafaeli for example. My mother is Ashkenazi Jewish and my father is white, which means I'm only about 25% Jewish at best. It's the same with those black people. The only reason they have lighter skin and coloured eyes is because somewhere along the line a white person was in their family. Even if a black person has 2 "black" parents, they are probably not fully black if their family has lived in America or Europe for a long time. Just like us Ashkenazi Jews, black people have been mixed with whites a long time ago, but are still considered black, like Ashkenazim are still considered Jews.
@Gary109
@Gary109 8 лет назад
Repeat after me. Jesus you're The center of my joy. All that's good and perfect comes from. You're the heart of my contentment 🙏🏼 Theres a special place in hell for you non believers. See you at the crossroads. You wont be lonely!
@harisdelic7414
@harisdelic7414 8 лет назад
he was probabaly brownish not black. somehow the racist overlooked the fact that their god was not white
@Hifuutorian
@Hifuutorian 8 лет назад
+I dont have a name Palestine never existed, it was owned by the british and given freely after WWII. Israel proceeded to fight many defensive wars over the land and won. I bet you dont think America should be owned by the natives or britain or mexico, do you?
@Hifuutorian
@Hifuutorian 8 лет назад
I dont have a name That were owned by different groups. 'Palestine' did not own that land and/or was autonomous. It was owned by the British. Whether or not that is a good or a bad thing can be debated, but Israel absolutely owns it now and was able to defend the claim lawfully given to it by those who owned it multiple times. Israel has supported a 2-state solution before, PA has not. Excluding how some Israelites treat Palestinians, Israel has a far better humans rights record, is willing to do things like actually treat their female population to the same standard they do with the male's, and are otherwise willing to support Western ideals(Not talking about the 'Democracy' moreso 'Slavery/Institutionalized Racism/Sexism/etc. is wrong') be a stable government in a region where either of those is hard to come by, and more.
@madisongreen7975
@madisongreen7975 6 лет назад
I laughed so loud Edit: Ohh, Muhammad is the one you're not allowed to draw!
@browneyedbitch62
@browneyedbitch62 3 года назад
I loved mohammad's 72 virgns. And also Jesus deciding to wait another 2000 years. Excellent cartoon dark matter 2525 I enjoyed it immensely. Please keep up the good work I'd look forward all eager videos and I binge watch the old ones
@Nameless82284
@Nameless82284 2 года назад
So is Muhammad going to tell them that there are no virgins for them?
@emaginationproductions
@emaginationproductions 7 лет назад
"Those are your virgins"😂
@smashexentertainment676
@smashexentertainment676 4 года назад
I literally rolled under the table :D never thought of it like that
@vapx0075
@vapx0075 2 года назад
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! XD I can't...
@jmurray1110
@jmurray1110 2 года назад
Star Wars reference in a Star Trek convention Someone obviously didn’t get the memo
@obamasinladen5222
@obamasinladen5222 7 лет назад
Religion Person 1: "I have an apple" Person 2: "I don't believe you" Person 1: "You can't prove I don't have an apple. Science Person 1: "I have an apple" Person 2: " I don't believe you" Person1: Shows apple Why is religion a widely acceptable answer to the origins of the universe? Because people are too scared to not have an afterlife
@bluexero9285
@bluexero9285 5 лет назад
Ah.. yah no... Its because people need something to believe in. For religion is god or gods For atheists its science Yes you can believe in borh. If you dont you usuay fall into depression and become nihilistic. People need to feel a sense of belonging.
@tensattop579
@tensattop579 5 лет назад
Im a muslim and if you read Quran, God talks about things that have been confirmed by science. For example the existence and characteristics of a neutron star ( or pulsar star ). So to me God exist because no man back in the days of Mohammed could've known the existence of star like the pulsars. But regardless if its all true, I'd rather believe in afterlife and die to find out its all but lies than live not believing in a higher power and die realizing that there is an afterlife and i missed out on the rewards.
@bluexero9285
@bluexero9285 5 лет назад
@@tensattop579 either way ylu cant prove or dispdove the afterlife. Also..the book is so freakn old man. Of course its gona "predict" some stuf when it has so many things in it. Its not much of a prediction but rather how much there is in it. You dont even need the bible/quran to predict the future you just need to make a bilion scenarios and when 1 svenario fits with whats happening right now its suddenly a prediction.
@AD-jq7ow
@AD-jq7ow 5 лет назад
@@bluexero9285 Sciences are not something that you believe in Sciences are knowledge
@bluexero9285
@bluexero9285 5 лет назад
@@AD-jq7ow yea i believe in knowledge XD
@darkened666death
@darkened666death 5 лет назад
I've watched this probably 50 times. Out of those 50, I've shown more than 30 people this. You made at least 30 peoples' day with this
@chrisphinney8475
@chrisphinney8475 Год назад
Huge problem. Birds aren't real
@wisemankugelmemicus1701
@wisemankugelmemicus1701 9 лет назад
Jeffery: "They're not going to expect a tall,Nordic white guy." Me: Jeffery,YOU *KNOW* that is full of crap.
@wisemankugelmemicus1701
@wisemankugelmemicus1701 9 лет назад
Also,pause at 2:37,that guy's shirt says he's part of the Acronym Security Squad. Now,abbreviate that.
@samhachicho
@samhachicho 9 лет назад
Ben Wiseman you'"re full of crap.
@wisemankugelmemicus1701
@wisemankugelmemicus1701 9 лет назад
Cala Mity Most Christians believe Jesus to look like a tall Nordic white guy. Jeffery is full of crap. PS: I know you're joking. XD
@samhachicho
@samhachicho 9 лет назад
Ben Wiseman Most Jews believe that those tall Nordic looking 'Jews' are descendants of dark skinned, curly headed ancient Hebrews. So I'm not joking, you are full of crap!
@wisemankugelmemicus1701
@wisemankugelmemicus1701 9 лет назад
Cala Mity Jews are different from Christians. For instance- -Christians believe that Jesus was the Messiah,Jews believe that is full of shit. -Jews believe in the Book of Life,Christians do not,UNLESS,they're the Christians that have beliefs from any religion. -They believe in a different version of the Bible. -I've been playing Skyrim for 10 hours,and I feel like my epilepsy is making me trip balls in here.
@adame7843
@adame7843 8 лет назад
god: "okay, now that's fucked up" lmao
@omarbenneau7179
@omarbenneau7179 8 лет назад
+Mr Popo thanx for translating English to english
@lindsaybaker9375
@lindsaybaker9375 8 лет назад
Jeffrey's revenge!
@jacksmiler-brandenburg5432
@jacksmiler-brandenburg5432 7 лет назад
Esoteric Emissary holy shit i think you're right
@deepak_gr3yed
@deepak_gr3yed 5 лет назад
‘I got more holes than you’ 😂😂😂😂
@KokomiTeruhashi
@KokomiTeruhashi 5 лет назад
I don't get it
@the_seer_0421
@the_seer_0421 5 лет назад
@@KokomiTeruhashi for real?
@TheMeta141
@TheMeta141 2 года назад
sorry Not Mohammad we only promised they'd be virgins we never said they'd be WOMEN, your fault for not specifying
@SlashinatorZ
@SlashinatorZ Год назад
Family guy made that joke too
@TheMeta141
@TheMeta141 Год назад
@@SlashinatorZ o......k and?
@shagg9204
@shagg9204 Год назад
​@@TheMeta141 but in scripture its actually is specified SMH
@TheMeta141
@TheMeta141 Год назад
@@shagg9204 provide the exact wording and location in the book
@shagg9204
@shagg9204 Год назад
@@TheMeta141 In addition to Quranic translations of 78:33 describing the virgins as being voluptuous[24], Sahih International translates the verse as referring to "full-breasted [companions] of equal age". Tafsir al-Jalalayn, the famous Qur'anic exegesis, reads: "and buxom maidens (kawā‘ib is the plural of kā‘ib) of equal age (atrāb is the plural of tirb)". Elsewhere, in Tirmidhi and Tafsir ibn Kathir, it is elaborated that these are "large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang". Ignorant much women have breasts biologically not men 🆗 SMH
@SmithsCrhronicles
@SmithsCrhronicles 9 лет назад
If Jesus ever returns.... i think the last thing he would want to see is a fucking cross... "dad i might go back when they start wearing fishes instead" RIP Bill Hicks
@xXbudred123Xx
@xXbudred123Xx 8 лет назад
+tesenay samuels Yes, they aren't very intelligent.
@ttp9739
@ttp9739 8 лет назад
I knew jesus wasn't white
@asrieldeemurgamer2086
@asrieldeemurgamer2086 6 лет назад
Tomidia Pritchard racist
@Hanson_the_third
@Hanson_the_third 6 лет назад
Asriel Deemur gamer20 Are you dense?
@GhostFan-ev4di
@GhostFan-ev4di 6 лет назад
Jesus did exist however he was not a white man with straight blonde hair and the bible isn't a fairy tale. if you believe it is then that's your belief and opinion and I would rather not argue with you because it's a waste of time and effort good day.
@itsrichie1947
@itsrichie1947 6 лет назад
The Programmer of video games It's a fairy tale you snowflake.
@unitedstates4912
@unitedstates4912 5 лет назад
no we dont we dont know what he looks like still
@mep6302
@mep6302 6 лет назад
Sometimes I think Jesus will never come back. Because almost nobody will believe in Him xD
@user-zx5mg1ux9t
@user-zx5mg1ux9t 6 лет назад
Mau Pr no i will believe him until the day i will die
@snowyowl7991
@snowyowl7991 6 лет назад
Greg Assasin he means. None will believe he is the real onr
@jesuschristislord9031
@jesuschristislord9031 6 лет назад
i believe in Jesus and he will return soon...but this is blasphemy 😐
@ThePowerpointMaster
@ThePowerpointMaster 6 лет назад
Dance-Mashup no you just can’t take a joke
@Mrbfgray
@Mrbfgray 6 лет назад
Dance-Mashup Blasphemy is not only everyone's right but it's an obligation given the destructive mandate of Abrahamic religions. All of them are evil and need to be treated as such.
@charleshalcomb5638
@charleshalcomb5638 2 года назад
I'm a Christian, but I typically love these videos. At the beginning now, but I'm hoping this will prove to be the same 😊
@apollyon_616
@apollyon_616 2 года назад
Maybe Christianity isn't for you
@C-Crystal2002
@C-Crystal2002 2 года назад
@@apollyon_616 I Saw Your Videos. It Was Great. And I Saw No Way Home.
@apollyon_616
@apollyon_616 2 года назад
@@C-Crystal2002 thanks citizen
@ClassifiedPerson
@ClassifiedPerson 2 года назад
@@apollyon_616 Just put some dirt in his eyes
@yerlocalpeanutdealer795
@yerlocalpeanutdealer795 2 года назад
@@apollyon_616 Maybe the writer of that comment appreciates comedy and art when it’s there.
@paqryk2000
@paqryk2000 8 лет назад
Jesus didn't return, but Jon Snow did
@GTRRSS
@GTRRSS 8 лет назад
*High Five*
@amandareprogal2938
@amandareprogal2938 8 лет назад
ya
@blitzkrieg2928
@blitzkrieg2928 8 лет назад
Jon Snow is our Lord Commander and savior
@dkb2080
@dkb2080 8 лет назад
im dead hahahahah
@inanovlogs6712
@inanovlogs6712 8 лет назад
+Blitz Krieg-No.
@dujjo20
@dujjo20 7 лет назад
Why are so many Christians watching this video? This is one of his uninformative vids where he is just parodying religion for a good laugh, go watch some of his intelligent videos where he makes sound logical arguments if you want to freak out
@muhammadghalibpratama9177
@muhammadghalibpratama9177 5 лет назад
i agree with you, by the way i'm muslim, but i hate when someone bully jesus and muhammad because they are our prophet
@roojackaroo8517
@roojackaroo8517 5 лет назад
@@muhammadghalibpratama9177 nobody cares if they are your prophets, people are allowed to make fun of whoever they like
@nerdienew911
@nerdienew911 5 лет назад
@@roojackaroo8517 ur mom gay because you are an accident
@andersoni.7472
@andersoni.7472 5 лет назад
Im a Christian and I thought this was hilarious So you can f*cking grow up
@ziecheese
@ziecheese 5 лет назад
Darkmatter always has underlying points in his vids , whether it's the lolz ones or the deep ones .
@krissaberhagen
@krissaberhagen 5 лет назад
Im starting to think jeffrey is lucifer with a vengence 😂
@skwozies3083
@skwozies3083 6 лет назад
"He's coming quickly"? I couldn't even tell he was breathing heavy.
@deadcarnivora8648
@deadcarnivora8648 4 года назад
Christians dont need proof atheists and agnostic do. I do deeply respect that and I do understand that I live my life to where I dont need proof or for god word to make sense id just rather live this way Some people are more pathological many many people abuse people belief in gid and do bad in the world But I think being a christian is okey as well as not being one Live ypur life YoLo ❤
@skwozies3083
@skwozies3083 4 года назад
@@deadcarnivora8648 What does any of this have to do with the joke I said here? And yes you do need to provide evidence if you expect your claim to have any merit in the public discourse. Why is the question of God the only one safe guarded from rational consideration of the validity of its claims? You can believe what you want in your private life but in the public discourse you better back up what you say or it is worthless. For example, if a prosecutor was to simply make the claim that he knows the defendant is guilty and he doesn't have to provide evidence because he has a personal experience with an internal feeling that proves the defendant is guilty would that fly? NO. He must provide evidence and argumentation demonstrating why the evidence is positively indicative of and exclusively concordant with the guilt of the defendant. That is how civil discussion about these topics must take place or we can believe wrong things and not believe in right things. If you care about what is true, if you want to believe things that are right and reject things that are wrong then you must demand a standard of evidence efficient to demonstrate the validity of the proposed claim.
@Untrustedlife
@Untrustedlife 8 лет назад
haha, so many angry people in the comments section.
@bonniemoon6790
@bonniemoon6790 7 лет назад
Indeed. A lot of ignorant people too.
@jacklin634
@jacklin634 7 лет назад
TheProgrammer
@djveeleeful
@djveeleeful 7 лет назад
TheProgrammer
@angeloridley5765
@angeloridley5765 7 лет назад
TheProgrammer I'm not angry just stating the truth
@nicholascovello8895
@nicholascovello8895 7 лет назад
TheProgrammer IM NOT ANGRY IM JUST OFFENDED
@jeckjeck3119
@jeckjeck3119 2 года назад
''Those are your virgins!'' LMAO.
@Jaccobtw
@Jaccobtw 4 года назад
Sad that tons of Americans would have a heart attack if they had to come to terms with Jesus being middle eastern
@blueho2483
@blueho2483 7 лет назад
And another fact, Jesus was a jew who preaching Judaism to jews. he wasn't Christian
@Lksupasteien
@Lksupasteien 7 лет назад
blue ho Yeah Christianity was for non-jews
@detective3728
@detective3728 7 лет назад
How can it be a fact when there is no proof that he was alive? lol...
@Lksupasteien
@Lksupasteien 7 лет назад
***** There is proof that Jesus existed just not that he came back after death.
@detective3728
@detective3728 7 лет назад
No were...? lol, from an old book?
@Lksupasteien
@Lksupasteien 7 лет назад
***** More than one old book.
@darcgibson5099
@darcgibson5099 7 лет назад
"Happy birthday, Ahmed!" "birthday cake Force feeding today at 15:00!" haha great little detail.
@prankydankydoo7012
@prankydankydoo7012 4 года назад
"Not Muhammad" I'm a Muslim but this junk funnyyy.
@dragonofchaos7843
@dragonofchaos7843 3 года назад
I’m a Muslim and if you find it funny something is wrong with you
@ronsen602
@ronsen602 Год назад
*I'M A MUSLIM BUT THIS JUNK FUNNYYY.🤓🤓*
@deadcarnivora8648
@deadcarnivora8648 4 года назад
I'm a christian and this is EFFING HILARIOUS 😂. JESUS HELP ME
@Chance57
@Chance57 4 года назад
It's hilarious because of how true it is I think. Any non conservative/death cult christian should find this enjoyable because it insults the death cultist's hypocrisy more than it does the idea of christianity.
@Kooler_1
@Kooler_1 2 года назад
Galatians 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
@shadeofshattered3
@shadeofshattered3 7 лет назад
this is fucked up funny
@bigjoe7166
@bigjoe7166 7 лет назад
jon kidd i know right this is way better than family guy
@shadeofshattered3
@shadeofshattered3 7 лет назад
family guy has no educational value in it this is more like south park
@eemeraldodiamond8221
@eemeraldodiamond8221 7 лет назад
If you say that you'll go to hell
@bigjoe7166
@bigjoe7166 7 лет назад
if ur still dat wannabe God's dog then get lost. this place aint for u babe😘 by the way, when u spell god backwards it turns out to be dog😂
@eemeraldodiamond8221
@eemeraldodiamond8221 7 лет назад
I'm just sayn' that you should not make fun of GOD
@Genital_Grinder
@Genital_Grinder 8 лет назад
jesus can walk on water ? well shit floats
@gamerboi3447
@gamerboi3447 8 лет назад
if jesus can walk on water can he swim on land?
@Genital_Grinder
@Genital_Grinder 8 лет назад
RAD GT let him put his shlong in a golf hole ...voila ! Jesus can not only swim land he can give birth to more jesus on his merry virgin earth.
@TheLolfaceftwOfficial
@TheLolfaceftwOfficial 7 лет назад
That is the most offensive comment I've ever seen in my entire life...
@Genital_Grinder
@Genital_Grinder 7 лет назад
The Lolfaceftw Dude , one life ....... see it all !
@dustinf49
@dustinf49 7 лет назад
Religion is the most offensive thing I've ever seen.
@kaptainwarp
@kaptainwarp 6 месяцев назад
You certainly got the "cops are narcissistic sociopaths" part right. I happen to know, Jesus agrees.
@IssacTrotts
@IssacTrotts Год назад
Lost it at the virgins.
@brucedacynic704
@brucedacynic704 8 лет назад
Jesus already came back, took a look around and said "FUCK THIS "!!
@FrancisR420
@FrancisR420 7 лет назад
I love the censored ankle posters
@pop5678eye
@pop5678eye Год назад
As a reminder: it is evangelicals who tell us we should hate this life and only afterlife truly matters.
@leslieholman3121
@leslieholman3121 5 лет назад
Hard to return if you've never been here in the first place
@ultra_yt9962
@ultra_yt9962 3 года назад
He has lol
@du2291
@du2291 6 лет назад
Comments are really enjoyable
@waifu_png_pl6854
@waifu_png_pl6854 5 лет назад
the only reason im here
@SagaciousCat
@SagaciousCat 7 лет назад
Why so many triggered Christians in the comments? There's way more than usual...
@amilange2126
@amilange2126 6 лет назад
because this video fights against all Christians. Its mocking our God. I don't appreciate it to be honest.For example its like hating on gays. Have you seen what people do when someone makes a mean comment about gay couples or something offensive to them? everyone is fighting and arguing either in the comments or in person. This video is just as heartbreaking to those who truly love God... and mocking my God is definitely not a great idea. people tell us Christians that we are hateful but for example look at this video. look at the comments. hateful doesn't even begin to describe what goes on with videos like this.
@thephantomgamer3803
@thephantomgamer3803 6 лет назад
Ami Lange They can express their beliefs as much as you express yours. Also, satire against religion isn't outlawed or wrong considering the many crazy things in them and beliefs of most like how jesus was white when he was really middle eastern
@yourmumgay3679
@yourmumgay3679 6 лет назад
Ikr their so butt hurt lol
@Knightking1997
@Knightking1997 6 лет назад
Ami Lange dude you guys yelling us at the road telling me that i will burn forever offfends me more think you can just ignore it by not looking to it but i get caught by you guys telling me to repent for something me and my ancestors did or i will go to hell???Wtf
@Kino_Cartoon
@Kino_Cartoon 6 лет назад
Dip조짐쓰 WTF not all Christians are doing stupid things like that. Is it right to insult and yelling at believers if that's the thing you supposed to criticise? Not it isn't. I like the video, but I didn't liked all of the jokes, because of may taste and at some points my respect for e.g. Christians. Just tell the truth! The video wasn't meant to insult Christians or their belive. It was made for laughs, a good time and critic on what can happen (Jesus return in the modern time and the fear of people since 11/9 that can result in misunderstandings and prejudices) or how *some* Peopl ignoring some things that's related to the bible (e.g. Jesus look). Ami Lange wrote her opinion and how she feels about the video and her feelings aren't silly they are understandable. Hateful people are everywhere and she doesn't insult or prejudiced a group (e.g. atheists) she just wrote "people". In my opinion she raised up against hate and for the freedom to tell people that it's *possible* that a video can fail their message and make peoples think that their is rage raising under Christians because of the video without notice that they themselves are raising their hatred. That's more respectful and a better critic than your statement, because in your statement you called out for a specific group and because she never detected all of you to the peoples she mentioned like you did. You compared her, a person who tried to show a new perspective but didn't insult others, with people who said you will burn in hell! Did she ever said something like that? Did she said you or everyone who liked this video will burn in hell? No she didn't, so why do you through she is someone like that? Maybe we can figure more out together without reflecting our experiences on the person we are talking to.
@LordSplynter
@LordSplynter 5 лет назад
*Acronym* *Security* *Squad*
@CreamIceMs
@CreamIceMs 6 лет назад
OMG THE POSTERS ON MOHAMMED'S WALL!!! HAHAHAHAHA
@maryammuslimah7660
@maryammuslimah7660 5 лет назад
lol What you mean huh 😝😝😝😝
@xibaryon7628
@xibaryon7628 5 лет назад
It's not Mohammed you idiot.
@xibaryon7628
@xibaryon7628 5 лет назад
@Lord CobraLet me help you understand, basically he's not Muhammad. Capeesh? Or do you want me to pull my sword?
@xibaryon7628
@xibaryon7628 5 лет назад
@Lord Cobra No he's not just some guy. He's not Muhammad, the not Muhammad guy.
@user-ns2ku3zz7p
@user-ns2ku3zz7p 3 года назад
It's irony. "Not Mohammad" censored guy is in fact actually Islamic prophet "Mohammad", DarkMatter2525 just rename him lol.
@speedbird1598
@speedbird1598 8 лет назад
I LAUGHED SO HARD
@ralisonhenrique4308
@ralisonhenrique4308 8 лет назад
+Speedbird Me too LOL
@localgrassfieldboneshandler
@localgrassfieldboneshandler 8 лет назад
+Speedbird I Thought jesus Turned him self to Osama Bin laden Then went to egypt And became Leader And then people Didn't trust him So he became bad And kept the Name and changed He's voice.That is what i thought The video Was going to be about In the start.
@SlavicUnionGaming
@SlavicUnionGaming 7 лет назад
Theres no way this is funny! I hope God Shuts this channel with his Power!
@karthikshinde6739
@karthikshinde6739 7 лет назад
Slavic Union shut up u humourless idiot
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman Год назад
​@@SlavicUnionGamingstill here, what you gonna do about it 💀
@Kevin15047
@Kevin15047 8 лет назад
When Jesus said he was coming quickly, he meant he had problems with premature ejaculation.
@artawesome30
@artawesome30 8 месяцев назад
This is the funniest DarkMatter vid I’ve seen, yet.
@youcanthandlethetruth8873
@youcanthandlethetruth8873 5 лет назад
"I got more holes than you" I Died.
@TrekkerLLAP
@TrekkerLLAP 9 лет назад
DarkMatter2525 - When I was -- ah, younger than I am now (I don't want to say my age, but I'm pretty young) and thought I was a Christian, I found your channel and videos extremely offensive. Since then, I've gone through several crises of faith and I'm not quite sure what I am, although I do know I am *not* Christian. I'm calling myself agnostic for now. I just wanted to tell you I love your animations, and I especially loved your "Do Atheists Hate God?" video. I also wanted to tell you that my group of friends at my lunch table at school consists of all liberal, Pro-Choice Democrat atheists and agnostics except for one girl who is a homophobic Bible-thumper who thinks she is a conservative Republican because of the environment in which she was raised. I took an entire class period explaining to her why gay people are not spawn of Satan and why Leviticus is so laughable. The entire table is impressing upon her the effect that cultural norms had on the writing of the Scriptures, and that those things she thought were true are not "God's Word" at all. Among other things. I think it's working. :) And even if we don't "convert" her, so to speak, we're at least teaching her to see both sides of a story. :) If it ends up not working, I don't know what we're going to do with her; she really likes to hear herself talk and most of what comes out of her face is homophobic or against the President or just offensive in general. We might just all spontaneously combust. I don't know if you'll see this or appreciate it, but you're great and, ah...Gee, I hope you see this. I'm going to get a lot of hate for this comment. :/ -Trekker
@Patchuchan
@Patchuchan 7 лет назад
Funny thing if Jesus could turn water into wine wouldn't he also be able to turn the steel door into something like gallium or alter the molecular structure of the concrete to something like dried mud or even back to an uncured state?
@pengmaeda9908
@pengmaeda9908 7 лет назад
Jesus being given power to transform other than turning water into wine? Pffftttttt Thats a laugh.
@XInternationalCrazeX
@XInternationalCrazeX 7 лет назад
+Orville Campbell Wine from NOTHING.
@youtubeMyspaceGoogleYourYahoo
@youtubeMyspaceGoogleYourYahoo 7 лет назад
jesus turned water into wine. water is not nothing
@danteferraretto9747
@danteferraretto9747 7 лет назад
jesus op
@xkilla911
@xkilla911 6 лет назад
God doesn't want to spoil his son
@ExcuseZero
@ExcuseZero 5 лет назад
Love the holes in the wrists, nice touch!
@mayiofferyousomealternativ7205
@mayiofferyousomealternativ7205 4 года назад
Ah yes, a Christian dating site ad. Those are my favorite ones.
@dinohall2595
@dinohall2595 3 года назад
LOL How many members do they expect to gain from this channel?
@mayiofferyousomealternativ7205
@mayiofferyousomealternativ7205 3 года назад
@@dinohall2595 Enough members to make it worth giving an atheist ad revenue?
@nightcorebyamana3353
@nightcorebyamana3353 7 лет назад
IT'S SATIRE! No need to be being all poetic.
@heretowatchvideos100
@heretowatchvideos100 9 лет назад
It's kind of creepy how most people think of a white Jesus is. My Mom when we were on the topic of Jesus somehow brought up what his race was. I mentioned since he was born in the middle east that he must have been very dark-skinned. Instead she said that the Bible says that he was a tall, white male with light eyes. The creepy part is the way she talked about Jesus, like he was some hot celebrity. I'm Mexican which makes this much more awkward to say the least.
@jarchgoddess3252
@jarchgoddess3252 9 лет назад
+heretowatchvideos100 Mexicans worship whiteness.
@astaloaf2113
@astaloaf2113 4 года назад
@@jarchgoddess3252 You said like American didn't worship whiteness lol
@jum0r
@jum0r 6 лет назад
You will see a Swear word at 2:45. Look at your right. Acronym Security Squad You see it now?
@davstard
@davstard 5 лет назад
“Heck”
@greenthumb-greywraith7426
@greenthumb-greywraith7426 5 лет назад
ASS isn't implicitly a swear word. It's all about context. They're talking government acronyms and the librals are represented by the ASS mascot. Given atheism is more on the fringe of things, it's not unbelievable that there might be an ASS on the Right. Maybe Darkmatter2525 is just that clever...or maybe (pardon the pun) I'm playing Devil's advocate a little too hard on behalf of so called "dirty" words.
@Harmxn
@Harmxn 5 лет назад
Wow so cool xD /s
@katarinatibai8396
@katarinatibai8396 4 года назад
I missed that one - 🤣🤣🤣
@ohyeahyeah2698
@ohyeahyeah2698 5 лет назад
I'm Catholic and I find this hilarious. Edit: my butthurt brothers😂
@zonatedspore97acamas
@zonatedspore97acamas 4 года назад
Ok, did you learn anything from this videos?
@gregorymalchuk272
@gregorymalchuk272 4 года назад
@J D Are u circumcised
@paradisecityX0
@paradisecityX0 8 лет назад
Well it won't be America he comes to first. Also, I'm pretty sure Yeshua/Jesus (not the fake white version) would be disgusted with half of his legacy.
@wawawiwaborat5688
@wawawiwaborat5688 8 лет назад
You surely do have an interesting music style!
@paradisecityX0
@paradisecityX0 8 лет назад
Deltan section ?
@lillianfiona2413
@lillianfiona2413 8 лет назад
only half?
@amitkukreja5713
@amitkukreja5713 8 лет назад
God is God
@paradisecityX0
@paradisecityX0 8 лет назад
Lillian Fiona Yep. All the bad shit that got (and still does get) carried out in his name. The good however, l think he'd be at least mildly pleased. Hard to say.
@GrapplingIgnorance
@GrapplingIgnorance 9 лет назад
I loved this video by about the 1 minute mark.
@ghostassassin1107
@ghostassassin1107 9 лет назад
Same here.
@moojeni
@moojeni 9 лет назад
Yeah, I didn't like this at all. Boring as hell. Darkmatter2525 can do much better than this.
@trevorphilips2201
@trevorphilips2201 2 года назад
@@moojeni bro what
@Rikimkigsck
@Rikimkigsck 2 года назад
Are you telling me Jesus wasn’t blonde 😱😱😱
@DuncanUdaho67
@DuncanUdaho67 5 лет назад
“Juicy ankle” lmaooo
@killgriffinnow
@killgriffinnow 9 лет назад
This is absolutely brilliant DarkMatter! It's a genuinely funny way to make fun of Religion. And much more convincing! Some atheists on the internet just do pictures of Mohammad that are horrible and vulgar and say 'Hurr Durr, we're doin' dis for FREE SPEECH,' when it will obviously make Muslims less inclined to reject their faith. This on the other hand will actually make them THINK about their Religion and mock it at the same time.
@nontheistdavid
@nontheistdavid 9 лет назад
William Lame Crank walked by at the airport in the foreground ROFL He didn't recognize his savior! ROFL
@Markus9705
@Markus9705 9 лет назад
He re-uses old models.
@nontheistdavid
@nontheistdavid 9 лет назад
TheLeftLibertarianAtheist Yes, I know this.
@inova11901
@inova11901 3 года назад
What kind of father would torture and crucify his only begotten son?
@eliebechara3811
@eliebechara3811 3 года назад
He loved Man so much LOL
@JamesK-210
@JamesK-210 4 месяца назад
The juicy ankle poster in the background was hilarious.
@sapphiredragon7959
@sapphiredragon7959 9 лет назад
I found your channel a while ago, and sat down one night and watched every one of your videos all night. I grew up in a really religious household, with a grandpa that was convinced Santa Clause was "Satan" meant to replace "Christ" in "Christmas." You can imagine my pain. Luckily, my parents never forced me to go to church, and eventually I seen religion for what it truly is- a scapegoat from fear of death. This channel made me more confident in my beliefs as an Atheist and eventually I told my mother, who was deeply hurt but accepted me. I hope to get the confidence to tell my grandfather one day, but I don't know if I want to go through the exorcism he might put me through haha.
@billyshears1891
@billyshears1891 7 лет назад
Its 2017 and religion still exists?! The world would be much more advanced without religion and a fairy tail book
@thefirsttime7759
@thefirsttime7759 7 лет назад
Donald Clinton 2020 I'm an atheist but there is still smart religious people.its just that the dumb religious people try to stop scientific advancements because it is "immoral"
@lightbeing8174
@lightbeing8174 6 лет назад
Donald Clinton 2020 first off let me say I love you're username the bible is no fairy tail book why does everybody turn to it when they are possessed
@culturesex3803
@culturesex3803 6 лет назад
Moth Man you cant actually get possessed
@culturesex3803
@culturesex3803 6 лет назад
Moth Man because spirits aren't real, silly
@lightbeing8174
@lightbeing8174 6 лет назад
Random stuff Type this in you tube fox news beyond belief exorcism hanitty recording of a possessed during exorcism the video last 6:08 the channel is titled dolly
@draculcarbonero4774
@draculcarbonero4774 3 года назад
You're so Brave and Corageous to do this Darkmatter2525...that this should be an inspiration for all of us to pick up the Kryptonite of any dogmatic religion and defend the real Free World... Free of Religion and it's barbaric medieval ideas that are trying to throw back our achivements as human race....thank U for this Bro
@viewtifulmorannp6185
@viewtifulmorannp6185 Год назад
When people depict your religion as being violent and barbaric, the worst way to prove them wrong is with violence and barbarism. Hah, sounds like the Spanish Conquest of Tenochtitlan... no, its almost every evangelist crusade in a nutshell.
@theoldfinalchapters8319
@theoldfinalchapters8319 9 лет назад
2:12 Oh god, this has to be the funniest thing I've heard in a while... I couldn't stop laughing AS SOMEONE WAS SHOWING UP AT MY DESK.
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