King Solomon 

You seriously just blew my fucking mind...

:0

Explains a lot.

even i didn't see that coming

God can't make someone smarter than himself

Jean~Luc Picard and if he's the wisest man to ever live, why in hell did he even marry?

Epic! You sir win the internet comment of the year.

so lo man.

Because he had no husbands.

Cos his first name is Han.

@DJHart *Wisdom is knowing what To Do and how to use Knowledge, And Knowledge is Knowing The Answer without knowing how to use It*

No fucking way...that's what I was thinking of during that scene

@KSI ohh dumbass is calling other dumbass

Or that trebuchet is the superior siege weapon in ancient and even medieval times.

Fizzy Boi he didn’t even know about midoclorians

solomon hit the integer limit and wrapped around to a negative value, god should really upgrade his pc if hes gonna run numbers that big

like the banks when i have children and give them an account with 1 dollar so when they set up the social security number it sets to 0 but because its still locked, when i take back the 0 the number loops to more than 2 billion dollars. i will farm money.

wisdom and intelligence are not neccesarily the same. You can apply the tomato test here. It's intelligence to know that tomatoes are fruits not vegetables. It's wisdom to know that tomatoes still don't belong into a fruit salad (unless you are a very specific kind of pervert i guess ^^ ). The opposite of intelligence is stupidity, the opposite of wisdom is foolishness.

@@tranquilthoughts7233 i would say that knowing that tomatoes are fruits is knowledge, not intelligence. Intelligence is the ability to solve problems, it use knwoledge. But big knowledge don't make big intelligence. Knowledge is simply aviable information that you learnt, intelligence is your ability to use it. Obviously intelligence need knowledge, but intelligence will make you gather knowledge faster and use it better. Both are linked to some extent, altrough they are different things. So knowing that tomatoes are a fruit is knowledge, being able to identify tomatoes and being able to identify and define fruit is intelligence. And wisdom is a specific kind of intelligence AND knowledge : it's the ability to take decisions that are good for you and/or society. Knowledge is just information about the world (including information about yourself). Intelligence is general problem solving, even useless and abstract problems. Wisdom is ability to solve problems and know things that are good for you and/or others. For examples : social & survival skills, morality, etc could count as wisdom. Which explains also why wistom come from real life experience as DM said, as wisdom is useful. For example being a Chess champion is intelligence, but not wisdom as chess is simply a game. Being able to avoid poisonous plants & mushrooms and only gather edible ones is wisdom as it may save you. Which make wisdom a subsed of knowledge and intelligence applied to real situation for the good of the individual or the group. Also : tomatoes are both fruits and vegetables technically. Because : Fruit mean a specific part of the plant related to genitalia, and tomato qualify as fruit, like apples or oranges. And : Vegetables in a broader sense means a plant that is edible directly, which include fruits. For example apples & oranges are also vegetables, they can enter the vegetarian diet, are plant food. Vegetables having a broader meaning (any edible plant part) and a stricter meaning in cooking (edible plants parts that are not sweet). Obviously plant based food that require heavy processing are not included as vegetables, as vegetables are plants that are directly edible, and not plants that require heavy transpormation (which is why wheat or sugarcane are not vegetables, despite the fact that bread and sugar are plant based) And there is also the dietetical meaning of vegetables, that include all the plants that are rich in water and poor in sugar, so the carbohydrates are excluded from them (potatoes & cereals entering the carbs category, but other edible plants, sweet or not, entering the vegetables category) as carbs unlike other plants have very specific charateristics that make them differnet (they are much more rich in sugar especially, as their name indicate) The thing with fruit is it's ambiguous because fruit both have a botanical meaning (part of a plant) and a cooking meaning (as you stated, fruits in conventional cooking fashion are this subset of vegetables that are sweet) So tomatoes, as they are not sweet unlike bananas, pear, cherry, melons, apples, oranges, blueberries, (and most fruits) etc Fell under the other vegetables categories that include all the rest : things like roots (carrots), bulbs (onions), leaves (cabbage), etc. But plenty of vegetables are also fruits (in the botanical meaning) : tomato, but eggplant too. But in the end, we can conclude that the classification of things are often dumb and not practical. As fruit & veggie have different meaning depending if you ask a biologist/botanist, a dietetician, a cook, etc.

Philip Salama such thing as fasting in the middle east lol for like a month

No, it was only a week, and even if it was a full month... Doesn't it take 9 months for animal babies to be born? And don't people raise them until they are of a healthy adult level before eating? So... You know... Add on a few years to that... I don't think that a full month of fasting is gonna help for the 2-4 years to replenish the livestock supply.

Get your logic out of here! We're trying to talk about the bible!

Talk about one of the most evilest things ever that much animal sacrifice!!! Couldn't see how a moral all loving god would create animals in existence to think and feel and hold emotion just to be worthy of being burned alive slit from the throat and eaten for tastebuds 🤪

Poor cattle and sheep.

Ha, love that part.

I mean the baby thing was smart, but maybe that's cause I'm dumb and didn't think of the obvious solution first. Like it wasn't thaaaat smart considering the stupidity of everyone else involved, but it was smart in the way that they wrote it to look smart

No one can write a character demonstrably smarter than themselves.

I mean Solomon is also accredited with writing proverbs and Ecclesiastes, which are genuinely good philosophical works that mirror ancient Greek stoic and nihilist works

@@zrosix2240 I'm curious to look into that ^^

There is so many Books attributed to solomon

Agree, Socrate actually teached some very important things that are still valuable today :) Like : "admitting your own ignorance is not weakness", it's actually a virtue, it's claiming to know what you don't know that is wrong" not only wrong to others, because you are claiming knowledge in aeras where you are ignorant, but also to yourself, as you are lying to yourself with your ignorance portrayed as knowledge. Which is a typical error that a lot of theists do : "i claim to have knowledge of god, therefore i know god !" Or that "clear definitions are essential to a good discussion and teaching", and that most people don't know what they are talking about, defining terms first is essential, if you don't it's just vacuous buzzwords. Which is a common error in political discourse (from both sides sadly), using complex words and not clearly defining what we are talking about, ex : politics, woke, capitalism, state, freedom, communism, socialist, liberalism, democracy, religion, progressivism, science, etc. are often words that are badly defined or sometimes even not at all.

Solomon < Socrates < Darkmatter 2525 (ordered by wisdom)

@@romancatholic5526 Are you comparing the literral precursor of nearly all western and middle-eastern moral philosophy to some youtuber ? It's like if i was saying "Newton is a greater scientist than [some random physics professor]" Sure, it's true, but this have nothing to do with if "DM2525" is wise or not. It's just that he is probably a less importante figure in the history of moral wisdom compared to one of the greatest one of all western & middle eastern history. Funny how you don't even mention Jesus too for a Catholic, and prefer Socrates. Socrate is the type of moral philosopher that said that burial and religious beliefs were less important for morality than preservation of the life of actual living people, his moral philosophy is based on reasoning and not obedience to the rituals. But if it's surprising that you didn't mentionned Jesus, i would agree with you at least here : Jesus have nothing to do with wisdom, he was a mystic fanatic, when Socrates was a rational philosopher. But bringing Solomon, a character hat is not likely to even have existed, or that the record of the bible is accurate is beyond absurd. Socrate is one of the wisest man that we know of, as he literally invented some of the most important part of philosophy (western & middle eastern moral philosophy mainly, as Chinese, Indian & subsaharian African philosophies were different) Which have nothing to do with religion whatsoever. And i would argue that what DM2525 prone is closer to the socratic ideal of virtue compared to what Christianity prone. But i guess you didn't studied that much greek philosophy didn't you ? or philosophy in general... Conclusion : Socrate was a genius, DM2525 is smart, Solomon is a fictionnal character, Jesus was some cult leader that got strangely successful.

@@wikipiiimp9420 OMG I was just making a joke.

Socrates was Pagan therefore he was inferior to the superior christians, jews and muslims.

Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man?

Jeff goldblum is not THAT bad

Still not as tormentive than buzzwars

I dunno man. Have you watched the world according to Jeff goldblum?

Honestly! Like I got headaches from the tone of his voice and that hideous laugh...

Ethan Geisler I got it the moment he said "now that is one big pile of _____

Ethan Geisler "Life.... Finds a way."

Yep, he's Jeff Goldblum, a douche rockstar 'scientist' with a pirate's laugh

Damn fuckin' right! 🍻

Because the priest like to eat meat

Because to christians, only humans have souls. They think humans are better in their god's eyes because "animals are purely flesh that only acts on instinct".

@Mr Football didn't they say they were vegan?

@@jonathanmckiddy9169 They didnt eat sacrificial meat

@@alexandercanella4479 they did with the exception of the times that they burned the entire sacrifice in ceremony. If you do not believe me look into Leviticus as it explains the various types of offerings

DarkMatter2525 Could you do a video on the similarities and differences between paganism and monotheism and what is truly morally superior

DarkMatter2525 flat earthtards, climate change deniers, SJW feminists, corrupt us politics, young earth theorists, sjws that attack all white people and are racist against them (they think you can't be racist to whites).

The story of Esther

DarkMatter2525 discrimination towards athiests.

I'm still wondering when are you gonna make something about the Apocalypse, the 4 horsemen and that kind of stuff, i always though that was "too good to tackle this early" but you've been animating a long time by now so i would love to see that hapening soon ^^

People Enjoying the Toture of Animals

PETTOA

"Oh, that's right. These are Biblical times." I lost it when Jeffery said that! XD

in acronyms you dont usually give a letter for words like "a" "of" and "the" because they aren't important enough to be part of the acronym and just cause clutter.

What did you lose? Maybe I can help you find it.

Dude, I remember like 10 or so years ago, I watched a video made by this channel when I was still a young, very devout Christian who would have preferred to die for Christ than to deny him. The video I watched from this channel was about if Adam and Eve hadn't eaten the fruit and I can't tell you how triggered it made me. I became so angry when I watched it that I began to pray for the makers of this channel and the viewers and asked God to forgive them. Nowadays, I'm an atheist, and I love this channel because it exposes how stupid the Bible truly is in very humorous ways.

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@Johnmhatheist Same boat ha ha, for me it was ‘God’s God.’ About 10 years ago my at the time 15 year old brain couldn’t simply accept he had a point, and I ended up coping about it quite a bit. For a while buying into every single sophist, philosophical theist argument like ontological, teleological, etc. Though in the end that rational part of my mind that I would always suppress won out. Guess I had a sense for rationality that even ‘faith’ couldn’t suppress. Dark matter really does have a talent for painting his arguments in short and concise comedic bits.

And Islam invented advanced mathematics and science

@@NeoVelocity Let's not forget that those Islamic advances in mathematics themselves would not be possible without the modern numeral system that was invented by the Hindu's in India. This is why it is sometimes referred to as the Hindu-Arabic Numeral System rather than just Arabic Numerals since European cultures now know a lot more about their history than we did when we first learned of the idea from our Arabic neighbours. Obviously back when European countries first encountered modern numerals it was from our Arabic neighbours and our knowledge of the distant East Asian cultures was limited and much of it learned by proxy. Later that began to change when European cultures started to use their advances in shipbuilding and maritime navigation to bypass the Silk Road and seek out the desirable valuable goods from the Far East directly. Naturally this in turn lead to far more being learned about those cultures and their histories and achievements as European mariners began bringing back reports from their interactions with those peoples.

@@seraphina985 yeah, that's what made the arabs of the golden age of islam special: it was not like they themselves were all 400 iq geniuses,but they traveled around the world,and collected knowledge from wherever they went. The mathematics from indian, firepower and paper from China,greek philosophy from the greeks...the golden age literally saved the legacy of greek philosophers like plato and Aristotle.

​@@NeoVelocityIndividual muslims discovered algebra. That doesn't makes Islam as the source of advanced maths.

​@@NeoVelocitylmfao

Well at least you can make toast.

I hope it's a damn good toaster.

All hail the holy toaster! 💮

LOL - Jesus,,, this had me going XD

Is it large enough for bagels?

Megra92 Maybe some of that Godly wisdom went into learning how to make contraceptives XD.

Megra92 he was into anal, busting a load in a girl's ass never hurt anybody.

He always fell asleep drunk and his wives told him how good he was on the next day.

He just kidnapped them all, lol.

maybe the story went like this: after having had sex with so many women and never getting any of them pregnant, one of his wifes must have called a servant in her room, for "special buissiness". Just to announce later on that the absolutely NOT sterile Solomon had gotten her with child

Fucking weirdo

Winning! Lol

😂

Lucy Kamm 1007 how’s your grades?

Lucy Kamm 1007 do you pass these tests with perfect A’s?

That's what I thought! Jeff Goldblum😆

And Phil collins

There's directories online you can hire impersonators and professional narrators

He looks like Goldblum but he sounds like Walken

I also don't understand. ....have mercy on them

If they're like me, they're raised forced to believe it and "don't ask questions because that's the devil and you'll go to hell. Science is about asking questions and that's the devil." Then nothing makes sense and you love in fear for 80% of your life before you realize science is beautiful and THEORIES UPDATE

Logic and actual reading of the bible

I know....everyone knows Solomans wives walked around in thongs topless...

I think most of the bible happened some parts exaggerated but really happened, so it proves that God is a huge dick

+uncleanunicorn: You're right! LOL :'D

He's smarter than Solomon, that's for sure

uncleanunicorn that’s, uh, Chaos Theory

uncleanunicorn thank you

I heard a theory that the sacrificial animals just became the priests' dinner.

​@@moonman239help -💀

⁠@@moonman239 Those priests were Australians.

​@@moonman239it is literally instructed in the Bible. sacraficial foods are to be eaten by priests and their family members who don't have any physical defects

I was taught the holy bible was written by 40 men inspired by God.

@@nwabuezeozuzu6370 messages can be lost through time

to be fair I haven’t heard christians say that the bible was literally written by god, just that it’s inspired by him and written by humans. Not saying this isn’t dumb, just that most christians already concede your point.

If you think the Bible is imperfect you should take a look at the Talmud.

They weren't just inspired.. They claim it to be gods words The book was first written by the prophet Jesus and he was passing gods words bbut they then changed it be following their needs and their desired laws They changed it Not even inspired

Nebiru I forgot what does it say mainly, I'm to lazy to read

Blake Blast *too not [the first] to.

Nebiru one section of revelation describes how Angels make wine out of humans. The put all of humanity in a giant bucket then stomp the liquid out of them. Dead fucking serious. It's insane.

Revelation isn't as fun to laugh at as most of the OT stories because, unlike most of them, it was never intended to be taken literally and all the crazy imagery and weird goings-on were actually written as deliberate symbolism.

Cherrycola 2000 チェリコーラ, unironically That's fucking badass.

I think It might be a Jeff Goldblum dig.

Fernando Pulido Yeah he does seem Goldblum-like.

It is Jeff Goldblum, youtube his laugh remix.

What's your picture from? It's killing me, and I can't find it anywhere.

Euthanasia nice pfp

Cruel too .

King Solomon is secretly Jeff Goldblum

Mad quotes in there

he even did the "uhhh yeah"

V-Rex actually the Bible was originally written in Hebrew and was eventually translated to english

Lonely Cheeto no, The General language was Hebrew, but in the area around where Jesus lived, it was Aramaic.

+Twitchy Hog Solomon said in the Old Testament "I am black". And Jesus was also black

l Laxdude l no

My Bible does from now on.

Are you an Otaku too?

Well the bible didn't say Solomon WASN'T like Jeff Goldblum sooo....

And samuel is sam .l Jackson

Also heaven, as we would no longer "want" to sin, be able to sin, or be able to think of sinning.

Religion :Accept everything I've said because there is a book prooving my point.If you don't accept it,you will be tortured forever.

Interesting.

And if all else fails just say have faith

How about his Morgan Freeman?

filthyswit it was a good idea but Morgan Freeman is notorious for being difficult to impersonate, because it's the voice and less his way of speaking. To do a good Jeff Goldblum, you really just have to dance around what you're talking about clumsily, and adding in his classic mannerisms

THAT was Morgan Freeman?

He sounds more like Christopher Walken doing an impression of Goldblum, or vice versa.

Kenneth Akin he did this video with his own point of view but He didn’t talk about what happen with Salomon in Eclesiastés or proverbs bro thank God I’m a Christian now I used to watch all darkmatter2525 videos I was lost man but thanks the Lord he has mercy of me I recommend to everyone that don’t listen what he said is a trap to take you away from the real God he is just a ant 🐜 compare to the Lord trust man i was a fan of his videos and I used argue with Christian and show them those videos about what I call “human logic” but I was sooooo lost again thanks Lord Jesus Christ

Zz-Krivxx-zZ oh so you’re a moron now. Okay.

@@zz-krivxx-zz4875 you're creepy

@@zz-krivxx-zz4875 AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Clearly

i just need one woman to Love & spent the rest of my life with her.... According to my Family Believes, Solomon is the great Righteous man & iam the bad guy, Cus i eat Ham Sandwich .....)))))

ninearthify Woman in the Bible are not much more then sex objects .

+ghost Unix I agree!!!!

@@ghostunix731 arent we all just walking talking sex objects? That's basically our only purpose. To pass on DNA

Yes but it's funny how much quality replaces quantity of life more people stop stop talking to ghost.

You did that wrong. It's: Jeff Goldblum, uhh...does a good impression of of of of of of of Christopher. WALKEN! Rawr!

Stop reading my mind!!! Or great minds and all..

Viscount Alex of the Horse People from Mars Yes

***** I was afraid of my ideologies being challenged pretty much

You're not the only one. Changing deeply held beliefs is hard work.

***** No. Christian

***** No

xL0stKIlah is it bad if I watch this and I'm christian

Timothy McLean AND magical flasks.

Why didn't Jesus just fly away from the Jews tho?

Jesus was a Rabbi (a Jewish priest, for lack of a better term - we don't have bishops or popes). It was the Romans who killed him.

gotta find them dragon balls!

Red Floyd yes it does address it. Jesus laid His life down. He could of walked away. He even said He could and He did a few times but He gave His life to fullfill the covnant. He took His own life. He took the punishment we deserved so that we wouldnt have to. He was sinnless and died the sinners death as a sacrifice to wash away our sins. you have to understand the parallel on how sins were delt with before Jesus. and He did it because the greatest love you can show someone is to lay down your life for them. so thats what He did. His life was for us and His death was for us. it was the most loving thing you can do for someone. and He did it all to have a relationship with us to clear the wall/sin that seperates us from God

Just found it too, missed out on the truth

Just like any person, you can start off well-meaning and sincere, but time and distraction can wear you down if you do not deliberately stay spiritually fresh, like staying in the word and spending time alone with God, listening and praying, like a real relationship or friendship or father/child thing. Solomon's downfall was sex. And the women he brought home had their idols.

...God invented sex, and he wrote an operator's manual to go along with it. Just like a car has a manual, which tells you which hole to put what kind of fluid (krass analogy). Wrong fluid will kill the engine and cost you dearly. God's love compels His desire to give us life-saving instructions. They are largely practical, and sometimes symbolic, but always rewarding. This world operates on laws of physics, and biological organisms operate on chemical, electrical, fluid dynamics, and other laws of nature. When God forbade sex with animals, He was protecting humankind from Venereal Diseases. VD cells contained in sheep, passed into the tissue of the human who raped the sheep and so got infected. If he obeyed those darn strict laws of God, he would not have infected himself with painful, contagious, and mood-killing disease.

+Adam Soli That would be because Solomon's wisdom was based on the Hebrews' knowledge of the world at the time, which was fairly limited compared to what we know now.

Solomon's wisdom is timeless. It is recorded in Proverbs-Bible, and is still relevant to today's problems! And people still ignore it and they still experience loss on every level because they ignore it.

Wisdom is not the same as knowledge. Wisdom is knowing how to use the information you have, so that it benefits others. Folly is the antithesis of wisdom. This is the fine art of using knowledge to harm others for personal gain. On your "science" thought, the Bible has been ahead of science ever since its inception. In the Bible's pages we discover the roundness of the earth when the "scientists" claimed it was flat. The Bible explains oceans as very mountainous, where scientists imagined it smooth and flat. The hydrologic cycle is first explained in the Bible. The flood of Noah's time explains why there are such large flat layers of SEDIMENTARY rock (definition: hard mud), where trees were buried standing up, and running through what scientists claim to be millions of years of process. Not possible to be so old. Research Mount St. Helens eruption for more evidence. The Bible states "the life is in the blood", and was the inspiration, or at least the logical precursor to blood transfusions, where prior too this wisdom, doctors were REMOVING blood from their victi...I mean patients. Doctors never used to wash their hands under running water between patients, unknowingly spreading disease. The Bible's cleanliness laws required RUNNING water, a practice medicine now uses. This is just the tip of the iceberg! I can give you pages of proofs that the Bible exposes real scientific truths centuries before mankind discovered them, and the Bible fits perfectly with the observed universe, and HONEST science. The scientific method actually supports the fact that the Bible is true and has been preserved flawless, its claims demonstrable through forensic science, biology, geography and astronomy, even the resurrection Of Christ! Jesus is real, the true God, and savior for us sinners bound to Hell.

that's goddamn right

Girl InaHat well, he is the GOD of narration

Girl InaHat And Jeff Goldbloom

Awesome...!

mangesha almo Why get mad over that in the first place?

Now get them to watch these videos with you. Do them the favor they don't know they need.

You inspired me to do the same thing I'm going to come out as an atheist to my parents, wish me luck

@4nderzzon na I just realised I'm a Scandinavian I don't even know any religious people

The name isn't Yahweh! It is YHVH(JEHOVAH). Yahweh is a Canaanite god of war. It is a Jewish (Kenite) characterization to corrupt the name and create a similar "religion".

What is his IQ?!

knowledge is strength 190

Julius Kona Thanks

Thanks clip and everyone I wish you all the best

no, he's not

brother, this is such heresy this "god" is an insult to the god emperor of mankind! We must purge the heretics!!!!!!!!

Danii Iba Its Jeff Goldblum

Mickey Deez Ahh, that makes even more sense, thanks!

DarkMatter? More like DANKMATTER HAAUAUAUAHAHAHAHAH

The Samurai Cop Better late than never

The Samurai Cop LOL! i didn't notice that unto you said something xD

Damn son, you are slow.

i never noticed, thinking it was the maple leaf xD

*everything has pros and cons honestly.*

Pinny the pinecone I'm from Israel too (שלום) it depends on the teacher, some teacher teach the Bible critically and some don't

+[BLANK] how nice it is to see Israeli people here!

we will retake jerusalem

Pinny the pinecone ..your a jew!!! And you admit it.

@@mindyaguliar9346 yikes

Mizuka dis is Judaism too :V

Mizuka Pfft I doubt he's has the balls to make a video about Islam, as you'd probably know many Muslims aren't tolerant about their prophet being drawn. (Charlie Hebdo events)

Welcome, brother! Hang on, I'm an ex-Anglican - that means we no longer believe in DIFFERENT FAITHS! Infidel! ;)

Mizuka and Hninduism! That shit is fucked up.

I think he enjoys life too much.

Glad to see im not the only one hahaha

Or YouVersion 😂

oml i keep getting those

Confused and Lost 🤔🤕

Confused and Lost jizzus is god. He came as a man but he still is god. So solomon is the wisest of all man

Confused and Lost That's what happens when you compile a bunch of old religious texts from Jewish tradition and add it to the story of Jesus. It's all a big fucking mess.

Yet another bible plot hole.

Jay Davila not really Jesus is God and Solomon was given wisdom through God that was the source of it

Lodsa Spaghetti or the jurassic park reference for those who never seen it

There was a walking dead reference? Must of missed it sense I don't watch that show. I got into Z Nation instead.

Lodsa Spaghetti or the biblical references for those who never joined a cult.

It was the part with the barb wire bat.

Lodsa Spaghetti I don't watch the show but I caught the reference.

This isn't christianity.

Zxuma *_b r u h_*

@@Zxuma oh yeah because this is found in a shitty book called Bible

@@Zxuma then what is it?

You're offensive? Sounds like a personal problem

is jeffrey the angel of the lord?

@@jeffmatts2919 all hail Jeffrey (Satan)

@@alexandercanella4479 all hail jesus king of king and lord of lords

@@jeffmatts2919 jesus really needs all those hailing..

@@alingkinai7520 no jesus really don't need anyone hailing him. he is totally sufficient unto himself and needs no praise from anyone

jorge santos Yeah its even more adorable when I point this out to theists and watch them go from bragging about gods intelligence to defending him as if he's mentally challenged.

Green But in that case I actually agree with theists... god is "mentally challenged" :) . Only a mentally challenged all-powerful, all-knowing entity can f@uck up all he does in such a glorious way :) .

+Green god has his ways . The plan is too big for any small simpleton atheist mind to understand ! ...hehe that'll get em checkmate atheist

Fabian Chan ---the joke ---your head

The Spicy: have you considered that if all is natural, then there is no plan? It's up to us to take care of ourselves, and we're awfully slow at improving things. Would it be so terribly frightening to you to think that there's no big Santa Daddy Sky Fairy to make things all better when you screw up? No one is giving you gifts except what you earn and what comes by chance? Frightened? You oughta be.

Serge Stark radical Christian

John Smith that's one dedicated hater.

Reminded me of Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

That had to be the worst thing I've ever heard.

its almost word for word from jurassic park.

*Goldblum

also 7

When I saw it was 20 minutes, I was thinking, "Hmm...do I have time for this right now?" By the time it was over, I was saying "Hey! No way was that 20 minutes!" Great vid, worth the time. :)

Amazing right?

Felt like 5 minutes...

Noooo, couldn't be

Yes.

Was it not blatant enough for you?

The baconized ji

Moses was Christopher Walken David was Sylvester Stallone, Goliath was Dolph Lundgren, Samuel was Samuel L. Jackson, Samson was Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I have no idea what other ones there were.