Depressing World History Explained by Countryballs 

Austria: Am I a joke to you Drew?

@@fun_police8011 tbf Austria really is more of a joke than a country. The Habsburgs made sure of that

I was kinda wondering why poland was grouped up with all the german countries

Yeah it is not a fictional country like Oz or Denmark or something

well, 05:41 he said Austria

No, wait, he has a point

They were both snapped by germany

It wanted to point that out he a dum dum

@Maximilian von Wimpffen Poles even more so

@@paweandonisgawralidisdobrz2522 Yes, we hate German lenguage

Polish National State: Niemcy, don't you dare.

@@chanceraphael328 Germany: anschluss time

*L E B E N S R A U M T I M E*

Yes, interesting indeed.

*guten tag, poland :)*

Yeah but Switzerland also has German and france

@@juanantonio7435 yes i know, Italian is just one of the multiple official languages in Switzerland, but still it's an official language there

Corsica is next to Sardinia so that's pretty much obvious.

@@peperillo Still is a place abroad Italy where Italian is spoken

And its spoken in somalia

German*

*DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES INTENSIFIES!*

Sad Austria noissed.

@Mountab can I ask where you are from? And if the answer is yes, where are you from?

@Mountab so your native language is English or Glaswegian?

@@ShadowReaper-pu2hx I'm referencing the 99 balloons short

@@ShadowReaper-pu2hx it's fine

New Zealand: how about me and you Canada Canada: ......... /(0////0)/

I'm from alabama and this is not funny

Could anyone explain this to me ?

Polish? The hell is that? Sorry to say, you're Austrian now.

Me too

Ciao Italiano καλησπέρα από την Ελλάδα 🇬🇷❤️🇮🇹

nono, germany is including the province of austria and poloand will speak german in the future

@Jinx Vanderz we failed last time my friend but this time it will be a friendly cooperation

@@ottobenthaus3349 when you realize a real german has said this

@@dbriner-jo5tv well till now all have profited

@Jinx Vanderz there is other ways to conquer a country than wars and the german economy is doing pretty good

I mean if you are able to take down 3 (or more) armed people at once... that also have a strategic and hight advantage then good luck I guess?

Would it count as a murder

Yeehaw!

@@Nathaplaysstuff lmao

ONE MAN ARMY

The Quebec economy is tied to the Ontario economy, Quebec would suffer as much as Canada if they separated.

@@JollyOldCanuck if Ontario loses everyone wins

@@lbgamer24 Ontario controls Canada's manufacturing and finance industries. Without Ontario manufacturing and Ontario finance the resource projects in Western Canada would cease to operate without foreign aid.

- _Roman Empire_

@@chiahow it still started in italy

@@sassolino8767 there was no Italy back then

@@ciupilian but italy was rome

@@ciupilian There was, it was called "Italia Augustea" or, as romans used to call it, Domina Provinciarum (Sovereign of all provinces), Rectrix Mundi (Governor of the world) and Omnium Terrarum Parens (Parent of all the lands).

We have the best accent.

Ayyyy, hon hon hon

And in south Brazil some people speak italian...

@ and malta

Almost all Argentinians have an Italian ancestor

Eu também percebi isso

Switzerland was there too

American was not there too

Italy could be happy. A part of Switzerland speaks Italian.

@@face1685 Its not Australia, its *AUSTRIA*

Also, Belgium and Liechenstein mainly speaks German

And some parts of Slovenia and Croatia

What about Libya and Somalia ?

?espanol? Suta is eus ?lagntate?

@@gokalzetop4183 they speak Arab not italian

Italian Language outside Italy is Spoken in large part also in Switzerland but also in Argentina due to the Italian Emigrant

Honestly that's awesome to be trilingual.

@@_blank-_ more like quadrilingual since he can speak english too

Mein Kamerad, du packst das schon.

Gli Svizzeri sono ubriachi

Ciao..

ITS YOU WOW U EARLY LOL

Nice

Cant wait to have 50k reply notifications from ppl replying to justin y

Hello justin

when Justin's humor is still stale

I cant stop replaying-

Awh and itawy 3`:

It was also weird because Canada was a girl and kicked USA in the crotch

Alabama doesn’t find it weird

Neither would Florida Man

we are not sad and alone at all. Italians and sad are two words who don’t go together lol 😆 and we are unique because nobody speaks italian apart from Italy, we are a unique country in the world for this reason. We are our own family🇮🇹🥰 and we have so much culture and history so who cares

@@francesca_415 San Marino, Switzerland, and The Vatican City have Italian as a Official Language

@C.I.A good

Lol, Italian trying to look depressed or abused by a very simple thing

@@questionableargumentations1364 we aren’t depressed but it’s a little sad that no country speaks italian outside of Italy and switzerland ahahahha, but we are relieved because i recently discovered italian is the 4th most studied language because it’s beautiful and it’s the closest to latin, so at least the people who speak italian start to learn it because of pleasure only... and not because of business like english ecc (even tho i don’t think english is ugly unpopular opinion)

I prefer Solomon's Empire

Tonga time, my fellow dude

So Tonga got bought by China or might now be apart of China

@Charles Sloan lol bill wurtz

Cool

Little Italy

Wel he dus not sea land (Zeeland) is a regon of the netherlands i live close too it

@@Nonamelol. hmmmmm what about Mexico and the US? There not related ;-;

@@Nonamelol. I think Mexico and us are not related.... Frick are they?

:: cries in Spanish ::

@@Spork111 Texas Exits

Hate USA from Mexico love canada and Russia ♥️🇷🇺🇲🇽🇨🇦♥️🤜🤜🇺🇸

Lombardy did have a Celt population in antiquity. Their symbol has a Celtic origin

@@NIDELLANEUM Yeah in general we have a gaelic language and a family speaker whit French just for the invasions

Sei sanmarinese? E' la prima volta che trovo un sanmarinese su internet, volevo dirti che hai ragione San Marino è un piccolo grande paese, fondato sulla fratellanza, la resistenza e la democrazia.

Fico sei sammarinese! Mi piacciono molto i nomi delle squadre di calcio sammarinesi e devo dire che Coppa Titano è un nome più fico di Coppa Italia

@@d_capax2932 Ahahah, grazie, la squadra di calcio della mia località si chiama Pennarossa, ma la mia squadra preferita è La Fiorita (che ha vinto la Coppa Titano più volte ed è stata anche in Champions League, orgoglio sammarinese), non seguo molto il calcio ma queste cose le so ahah

It has 4 other tiny countries inside of it so I’m sure it won’t be as lonely.

the take care part is the same as the one with the gremlins

I mean what were they Gonna do?? Put it in a ball?? It just wouldn’t work. I don’t know why they didn’t make balls for Singapore, Kazakhstan and Israel, and Yemen too, but that’s the community.

Italian is an swiss official language.

@Jinx Vanderz practically all world countries are wieved as snobby by people's of one other country.

@@himlingpatrice But the widest spoken language in Switzerland is still German

But it isnt the biggest side language, german is the most dominate in switzerland

@@dakota6050 It is, but that doesn't mean everything is in german. In the west the ppl speak french, in the south they speak italian and in the canton of Grissons they speak romansh; a language that is only spoken there. And even if german is the biggest language in the country we don't speak standart german. Every province has it's own dialect that is very different from german itself. I can put that into a comparison; The sentence "It rained so hard that one needed an umberella" German: "Es hat so fest geregnet, dass man einen Regenschirm brauchte." Swiss dialect from Fribourg " As het so fescht gräänet, dasmu a Pärisou bruucht het." Swiss dialect from Bern "Es het so fest grägnet, das me e Rägeschrim brucht het."

The french part is especially notable, if I'm not wrong one quarter to one third of the population.

@@xenotypos Indeed like 4 of 26 cantons are completely french and like 2 partwise that makes 6 of 20, 2 are do have italian and one is it's own language romansh

Br ?

@@atgmonarbr2347 ???

@@slvaster8242 então somos BR ou não ?

>San Marino and Vatican Don't count >Malta Barely anybody (I've known some Maltese) >Croatia and Slovenia Even less people know any Italian, and those who do mostly have a little heritage Also you forgot Albania (around 30% of the population there knows Italian, for whatever reason) And I guess Switzerland counts

I thought Libya used a bit of Italian too

@@graham1413 Nope and this is sad

@@graham1413 yeah there are some Italian words

Venezuela

What.I though french was the language in Switzerland

@@danksquidward French, German and Italian is the official language in their respective regions

@@Torbert_ oh sorry, I didn't know.last time I went to Switzerland I only was exposed to the French regions

Bruh are people this dumb

It is

@@marcomalaponti6 Wait what?

It is, in fact.

Not official but yes

@@RealSebbor it is official, what are you talking about? in fact in Switzerland there are 4 official languages: French, German, Italian and Romansh.

*A L A B M A*

Parts of Croatia too

Also many people in Brazil/Argentina/Uruguay speak Italian dialects

Your from cape verde?

pomerania and silesia in some parts

@@vidku yes but you u know what i mean

There was a time, also Russian... (in the same time)

@@vidku didnt the soviets move all the germans from that land

Since 1939

The Austrians we're better people to the Slavs than Germans

I dont reconize the Island of the Roses a country

wtf is that

He mentioned it in 1:18

Oh and also Libya and Ethopia speak some Italian + Southern Somalia

Japan: i know, but he can *looks at the weather man

@@el_misto Tornadoes:Henlo Mothafucka