Tim goes off on Disney fans who want to live in these new communities. Bonjour! From episode 288: • #288 - The Real Housew... Bonus episodes every week at: / thetimdillonshow
Anyone who goes to Disney and doesn’t have children is a psychopath. Scratch that, the people who _have kids_ and go to Disney _themselves_ are psychopaths.
Imagine living in a community, raising a family, while being constantly under the heel of the mouse. Neuropollution is really doing a number on modern man’s ability to think and function.
Sadly Disney is a microcosm of the left's goal to have us all colonized into a socialistic porridge of control and indoctrination. How is this Disney community any different than say, any large college campus, or Portland, Seattle or Sanf fran? All Myopic and very regulated from speech to hiring to where they spend their tax money etc. Where a Trump hat in Chicago and see what happens. There are videos out there of this. How is that kind of insular city any different? Nah Disney os off the rails right now and it will not end well. I say this not because my views do not match theirs, but because they are chasing a pseudo reality and a flawed ideology.
the tax collector shows up to your place because you screwed up your quarterlies, you open your door without looking through your Mickey shaped peep hole... it's Goofy.
The year is 2060. Disney has become a sovereign state, formed their own local government, currency and private military. They sanction Nestle and invade the Democratic People’s Republic of California for their remaining droplets of water. Mass graves. Blue tanks with mouse ears on the streets. Total mouse domination.
No protests in Merica..lol. Mericans are completely obedient to the fascist state and pacified . ZERO protest for Assange in kucked merica.You must be proud
Yeah Disney markets itself as the PG company. But still. A company owning an entire town and having it's own culture sounds like something out of bioshock
@@stayingsaneamidtheinsanity2499 No need for any of that. There is a whole neighborhood in Florida where registered sex offenders are forced to live in
In 2000, I went to Celebration, Florida, the planned community from Disney. I've never seen a more awkwardly plastic place. It would have fake snow fall every day at a specific time which was odd considering it was Florida.
They should build that Disney city in Arizona right next to Doug Stanhope. Just imagine the onslaught of drunken, druged-out, angry stand-up material produced in it's wake.
That ad reminds me of that South Park episode where they had that So Da Sopa ad for the new part of town where they tried gentrifying Kenny's neighborhood. 😂
One day, before I die, someone will discover a secret door in Epcot that leads down to a dungeon in the depths of Disney. This is where the executives go to sacrifice children to Moloch and drink the ceremonial blood of virgins. It's not a matter of if, just a matter of when.
I’ve met one Disney ultra fan. Her husband is physically and emotionally abusive, they have several kids, and she literally lives her entire life as a facade. That’s the kinda ppl that will live here, ppl who don’t distinguish fantasy and reality whatsoever and who live avoiding the Whoas and sufferings of real life by constantly and tirelessly living a one dimensional well wrapped package persona.
@@therealwilfreddierkes9980 it’s super sad. I’ve never been but I’m fine with it. It sounds like a real waste of $$. My kids grandpa took his latest wife (who’s almost same age as his son aka my husband) and we saw on social media one dinner at the “ballroom” or some shit with characters walking around was 250$. Let alone the entire trip god only knows. So he’s in 50s she’s late 30s, how in the fuck is that a great time? An expensive dinner with likely financially struggling ppl dressed up like your beloved childhood movie character dancing around for you while you eat. It’s really weird. Also they didn’t even think to ask if my young children wanted to go and instead invited her elderly parents 🤣🤣 that whole family will live in the Disney community.
I read a book about Disney years ago (can't remember the name of the book we read it in class) but one of the stories were about Disney communities built in Florida. Materials bought cheap, no nails to hold the structure together just gusset plates (much cheaper and faster but far weaker than conventional methods). Sold at a premium price, mostly to elderly people. Eventually when the trademark Florida hurricanes arrived these cheap houses fell apart like they were made of toothpicks. Disney has been convincing unhappy boomers to waste their money for decades.
They did this a couple times in Florida and it ended with a couple murders, famously a guy living in a house with his murdered family for like 2 weeks.
There’s a little town called Celebration, FL and it’s neat, but hella weird. It has a 1950s downtown with music playing through speakers shaped as rocks throughout the whole town and people cleaning stop signs.
This is another example of why corporate conglomerates are buying up real estate. They need to offer a distraction from the war on personal property and individual rights.
This is hilarious, imagine him day drunk in Long Island back in the day, must've been hilarious 😂 Btw this Disney community nonsense sounds terrifying, who would do this, craziness.
I have passionately hated Disney, since age 5. Bugs Bunny is king and Mickey Mouse was portrayed correctly by _South Park_ . As was Britney (another Disney product). Disney: where creepy dreams come true.
@@westonprather3157 just unrealistic rules to be able to be an employee. Endless hours of not the happiest place on earth flipping boats in almost darkness while hearing its a small world over and fucking over again. Horrible 5 day orientation. Strange intrusive managers who litterly get paid to check on where you are and who you are doing it with. And to boot!!!! Snow white fucks everyone!
As a kid I always hated all the singing in Disney movies. I did like some of the later on series on Disney Channel like Duck Tales, Goof Troop, Tale Spin, Darkwing Duck... not as much singing.
Apparently there’s an entire underworld world at Disney parks, THAT’S what I wanna see a documentary about. That and the security because you know they don’t mess around with weak security.
I had friends go into their student internship thing and those tunnels just make it easy for cast members and staff to get places, don't get too worked up or your hopes too high about them.
Mark Tim's words, everything will eventually be franchises of big brands, including your neighborhood. There's two books about exactly this: "Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom" by Cory Doctorow, and "Snow Crash" by Neal Stephenson. The movie "The Congress" Is also a vision of this type of future.
To say this sounds like a nightmare hellscape is an insult to nightmare hellscapes but I can't think of any other way to describe this. However, I do appreciate how the commercial for this atrocity borrowed heavily from South Park's SoDo SoPa ad.
I have been clean for a few years, but its comforting to know that I can dress like Prince Eric, smile and wave, clean out a bunch of disney condominiums, and stay high for two weeks.
I Love this Podcast so much. Unfortunately i dont know what the name of the dude besides tim is but i just love how he giggles all the time, like am i allowed to laugh about that? Yes my dude you are !! Keep it up.
Very sad to hear this Tim, I watched the little mermaid several times in 1994 as it was the only VHS available in my hotel room. Times have changed, what is Ben hiding behind his fringe. Was disapointed Yosemite Sam did not bother to help the Avengers
They already tried to do this in Florida. Celebration town was created by Disney with that idea in mind.......it failed! I'm surprised they are re launching this.
This was my introductory rant. "What happens when someone kills his wife in cotino?" Fucking gold. That was a year ago. Timmy has not failed to deliver. Sometimes i forget how good this man is and i need this as a refresher... bringing it back to my nursery days. Comic brilliance.
Imagine the HOA run by Disney adults who drive chevy suburbans to pick up groceries for one in a gated car dependent suburb. Even worse, Imagine their kids working at your company in 20 years. Good god.
Surprised Amazon doesn’t already have a community. Actually, Amazon might be more of a cruise company, create fake nice places for the boat to stop and have the unpaid overworked employees live in the slums less than a mile away.
I can't comprehend someone even wanting to live here. This is something you make for a time share scam, not full time residents. Maybe bus people in for a week and take everything they own, kind of like the real Disney world. The sad part is there's going to be a waiting list of old rich people live here.
I hope people take up political homelessness. A lot of hobos I met in my transient days only continued their homelessness out of protest, basically, even when they had hefty savings accounts and more stable work.
This ACTUALLY HAPPENED ALREADY for a short time with a disney community where PEOPLE LIVE FULL TIME back in like 1998 or something. Look into it. I'm not talking about employees but outside people with kids paying huge rents/leases.
One of the best rants in the history of the Tim Dillon Show. I've watched it like 4 times already. Absolutely hilarious, plus insightful cultural commentary.
people these dayz…LOVE…to be told what to do. It’s either the strong man on the right, or the corporate avengers on the left. They are so much alike it’s absurd.
Everyone is praising Tim for the singing being so funny. But im more impressed with bens self control. I was almost on the floor at work cause i have airpods in and it got me so good😭. Well done Benjamin
@@tannerebeling1056 Yep. The only difference is they used to make some pretty good dark drama's that they pretended were children's movies, but those days are LONG gone.
Buckys world. Walmarts on every corner. Items delivered to your house within the hour. Every building in the community is accessible by electric wheelchair
Still remember my Highschool Graduation all going to Disney for a day. We all drives all night and got there when it opened. We had to stay there all day until it closed, so we can get back on the bus. I went to Disney as a kid only remembered some vague rides. This was horrible. We would wait two hours for each ride. It was Hot and there was no where to sit. The water was disgusting. The food was salty and over priced. We where all dehydrated and Sun sickness was on our group. That we started to openly criticize and make fun of Disney. It got so bad that the people who work there threatened us, by saying if we don't shut up, we could not go on this ride, that we were waiting in line for. It was that bad. Hate Disney.
I'm excited for the comedic prospects and fan theories now. My theory on Marvel comics, it's a story about a theme park filled with superheroes who destroy and kill. The rest of the world is outside onlookers.
This makes me think of the community in the old TV show called Prisoner. When I took my kids to Disney I couldn’t stay the Disney hotel as after being in the parks all day one needed normality.
"I'm going to tell you right now... there is a mobile home park in Florida full of pedophiles, ok... I'm telling you right now, between having to live there or Cotino... I'm torn..." 🤣😂
Hey Tim! I hope you read this. I fucking love you mate. You're an absolute hilarious human and you bring joy to my life. It's so nice to laugh. Listening to you is our self care for many of us (god help us!) But I have a somber message for you. I really want you to look after your health mate. You were doing so good and were looking so healthy a few months ago, but weight loss journey is hard and it's a seesaw. But don't give up. The goal doesn't need to be anything crazy. Just a little bit healthier than last time. You can do it. We all love you and your comedy either way. But I think you'll find yourself in a really wonderful place with even just a bit of focus in this place in your life. Warmest regards, faithful retard.
Tim check this movie idea: A couple take their kids to Disney world and they get seperated at the park and their kids are spirited away by the Disney characters into the tunnels under Disney World where they're sacrificed by extremely wealthy elites that fly in from around the world to the evil goat god. I call it "The Happiest Place on Earth".
