DJ Khaled's Father of Asahd: NOT GOOD 

CezaMVO lmfao!!!! 😂😂👌

top tier comment

@@extremelydisgusteddog9346 thank you thank you, I'll be here dropping quality goofs until one day melon blesses me with a "not good".

Dead

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they really shouldn’t even b compared... khaled makes mainstream music, tyler created a body of work.

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soulstice he got the nerve to say igor ain’t art like foh

Grant Eason it’s not even that. He called that shit mysterious. It’s just disrespectful and ignorant when all he does is let others do the work for him

Txbi he’s not an artist

*Imagine listening to a DJ Khaled album

Your dellusional

Melon truly does take one for the team

Lol Imagine being a DJ Khaled Fan

@HOMIE LB it could have been without all the "we da best music!" And "another one!" And "D...J...Kahled!" On every track? Really? Every track?

😂 "We the 2nd best music"

WE DEPRESSED MUSIC

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Brandon Walker ):

DJ Khaled Kiss Tyler The Creator's Ring

ray cold 😂😂

nice pfp

Dude 😂

ray u foul for that 💀

DJ KHALED REVENGE ALBUM BIGMACKAZE " My son said " hold your fork up " ....Kathy griffin This is how i fill the space ................Moon landing These melons are like Game of thrones , one minute they'mocking Ye like he sucks Next minute they make money like crazy but can't get hold of my star's bucks Somebody tell melon before i snap he better choose yellow The closest thing he had to fame is a fantasy disaprooval years ago You wanted khaled you got EAT "Don't fall on my face , Don't fall on my faith oohh "

The joke was perfect, until you explained

Ingagi bruh

Wym 2nd, he does nothing good

BigBoi420 highkey tho

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Lmfao you the best comment...so far

LMAOOO AYOO

Orange is the New Orange this comment is highly underrated

In DJ Khalid's voice: you're smart...

Bro you should have twice more likes for that comment😂😂😂

LOLOL

Genuinely the best comment here lol

Really? Glad to year. Khaled probabaly spent a million dollars plus on the features alone, I doubt this album is going to gross him any cash, unless he really manages to milk his base. Vs tyler who'll get to keep most the check I assume.

Sam Torruellas more than a million. Plus probably a hefty royalty percentage to everyone.

@@wittyusername9544 yeah I dont see him profiting. I'm curious what tylers contract looks like

@@samtorruellas2879 how much does it cost to feature an artist?

@@beast63254 I'm fairly certain 21 savage brags about how much his features cost. I doubt any of those big names got paid less than 20,000 dollars.

his son's gonna have to live with this trash forever bro that's bad! he had no say in this too lol

BALMAIN RICHARD Too late for that.

Once we took that flannel out the drawer he had already decided..

Asahd needs a better family tbh...

BALMAIN RICHARD lmfao

Hahaha heard about it because of the Igor controversy, I believe all the negative feedback around his album is more entertaining than the album itself

Holy shit u read my mind😳

Hate that garbage

It's too generic for me.

It’s not bad

Friends*

msergio0293 wdym?

@@puncturedbicycle7264 they are probably only friends of him because of money, fame etc, if his career was to be sinking no one would wanna make any songs with him

money*

msergio0293 tru

leo this vid ain’t my proudest fap

Ok

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Okay... what the fuck lol

But everyone in the group wouldn't have been able to bring their work together without him /s

SMEGMAZ what

@@tcc114he also bribes the smart kids to be in the group with him

@@moesalamander7012 he makes those smart kids dumber because they should really know better. Especially someone who is really good like SZA.

And he doesn't use the project himself.

right? shitty fathers force materialistic things in their kids faces to show their love. hopefully his son realises his dad is just focused on business and only cares about himself.

Have you seen his sc stories it's crazy how much he can manage to shove a kid in our face

Yeah his Snapchat is fucked. The amount of times he’s said “father of asahd” makes it feel like some MK Ultra shit. Stupid fat greasy fuck

@@CatOfTheYearuWu whew, this is some real shit.

@@CatOfTheYearuWu have you heard how much he says anything? his wife has to think hes so fuckin annoying

Tegar Adi Destara with the amount of features there are on the album, that’s probably why. Or I’m wrong and retarded.

@@michaelramirez6054 Definitely the features. They're all well known and extremely famous. And stans will migrate to their artists

Khalid?

Didn’t that circumcision skit appeared on that “Grateful” album?

Ja Rule This shit had me laughing out loud 😂

Rise up

Where did this kind of meme come from?

Jonathan Shepherd gaycumes circumcision XXXtentacions son

We the Best music. DJ Khaled Another one.

@@97EDUB 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Goouuaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

It would be better tbh

BC Richard that shit be fire bruh

DDX man it be like DJ KHALID !! WE THE BEST MUSIC !!! ANOTHER ONE ANOTHER ONE !!! 😂😂😂

His album moved to the #1 spot after his hissy fit. He probably paid somebody or just streamed and bought as many albums that he could to get it there.

Ya Boy Frosty09 😂😂😂🤣

Kre8iviT27 it moved to #1 on the hip hop/R&B, not on the billboard 200.

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He a soldier for that

Try listening to it from back to front.

Im Double Cuppin just for Anthony... not even DJ Screw (Rest in Peace) can spin this shit to sound good... 🤣🤣🤣

Legion Vision yeah i listened to it back to front, really tells a different story, goes from a NOT GOOD to a 10

S Mac LMAO DUDE

Black Sunday wE tHE bEsT muSIC

@@brandonc3231 dJ kHaLeD

*Another One*

I think the dude is projecting. He’s so obsessive about watermarks because he steals other people’s sound himself. He knows what can be done and is obsessive about it not happening to him. Then he acts like he’s a musical genius. Bullshit. Like Fantano said, the artists he features make the magic happen.

@@TonyisToking Khaled should at least learn an instrument. Get busy on the triangle or tambourine on some tracks, fool!

MortiferGnome isn’t it just

Lol

lmao great comment!

XD

On mute it’s just as good as To Pimp A Butterfly or Good Kid Maad City also on mute

@@WyWid bru😔

@@WyWid Bruh you're tripping

@@arjunvivekraj8758 I’m serious. They sound just as good with the volume turned off

@@WyWid nah Father of Asahd is as good on mute as TPAB and GKMC are at full volume

His workouts are just to neutralize all that red velvet cake.

😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Genuinely made me laugh

Zargham I feel sorry for Asahd if and when he’s old enough to make his own music.

Odd way of spelling congestive heart failure, but okay.

Now That's What I Call We The Best Music

@@i_teleported_bread7404 we the best more like Tyler’s the creators the best

Youngchief bruh you’re getting killed

Youngchief not you since you’re middle class you poser

Youngchief you sound like a lower class peasant

Dumbassses

Who bumping Tyler in the hood too

Where tf he said that

Anthony cruz 1:69

@@anthonycruz6958 at around 7:55

Haha

Anthony cruz he simply repeated the phrase as a mantra for the length of the entire video.

„A fool in a mans shoes“

djkoolaid253 They dont, they play it in their car, listen to other people listen to it in their car, the barbershop plays it.

Uh people definitely still buy albums. Probably people who were born in the 80s or older. Shit the last albums I bought were Alfa Mist and Cyhi the Prince

@@DubG9 Yeah, we know but, "Who buys *HIS* albums?" That is the unsolved mystery we're faced with right now.

@@mermaidtingzzz dunno. Never heard of anyone actually buying a full album from him. Maybe a song or two.

djkoolaid253 I’d assume it would all be from streams no ?

major key was good, thats about it.

"Nas Album Done" and "I'm on One" are bangers broski

@@MrChiCity3 I Am, Gods Son, and Nastradamus is so underrated

Bling Era I'm so hood remix slaps.

Nah the first thr33 were alright js

Assembles Avengers @ Loses to Captain Boomerang

Then trippie came along

Jacob Bradshaw and some people listened to this album first can you imagine

Which one was 9/10?

@@sr-kt9ml Tyler's IGOR.

help i hvae teh confused

and this album somehow almost took the number one spot on billboard, but the 9 took it as it should have, interesting the difference between the number one and number two.

Don't forget the n word too

he said goddamn as i read the word goddamn in your comment.

Perfect profile pic for this

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@@FirstLast-lh5ev mysteriouthy fantano here the internets biggest music nerd

Deathtony Gripstano

Hahaha he said A N O

I at least hopes he takes care of his son

you're comparing actual talent to money. guess which one is better huh

Excuse me!? He did what?👨🏿‍💻🤭🤯

He gave NMAD A LAMAR BUT DAMN A KENDRICK?!

Yeaaaaaah.. not funny

@@HipHopfan_ you give your comment a like but this meme a not funny?

DAMN was an objective 6

There never was one stop spreading bs

@@donm1719 dude

IM Wercs sarcasm within sarcasm, sarcasmception ;)

@@donm1719Criminally underrated

@@Ava-ij6yk 😀😊

Good to know

King Caiser f

FBI: “Be on the lookout for a white male in his 30s with thick glasses, a red flannel and a melon head. He is wanted for a double homicide. The murder of a DJ, rapper, producer, husband, and father is top priority.”

I can’t stop readin this as asahd kelawd

Man don’t drag his kid🧒🏽into this. WTH.

@@TheBestPizzaConnoisseur i read it as bashar al assad

Never pictured DJ Khaled for a Bottom till today

Tyler deserves it way more than Khaled

they both trash 🗑

@@treefiddytwoo nice opinion you got there. I don't agree on the Tyler one, but I agree with the DJ Kahled one.

Right

Yeah cause Chopstix hook is terrible.

Prob cause hes trash too

when the song is good like hot he goes in like it’s his own song

@@_unholydrip created the greatest trap album of all time but aight

they found watermelon seeds in my daddy's chest

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Melon the Wise?

What would that even say about a person...

"If you're a fan of DJ Khaled, you're a fan of yourself"

That's a spicy melon

Lol

it’s him and his alts, I’m sure everyone who actually worked on the project from the other producers, editors, management team and featured artists all hated it too

Joyner Lucas will perform “Devil’s Work” at Khaled’s funeral.

@@97EDUB lmao

Anthony Fantano claims Another One

😂😂😂

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which by the way great artists don't need to do that You never heard michael said " And the whole world has to answer right now when i tell you once again who's bad " ....." IT'S MJ BITCH WE THE BEST MUSIC "

And he hasn't lifted a fuckin finger since. What's your point??

^^^^

Ur pfp is twenty one pilots tho

Ciaran Wright and?

@@DustinSmith796 well they're mainstream artists while your comment makes you looks like a anti-mainstream underground type guy

@@progunjack5556 well, back then when my Pfp was Twenty Øne Piløts, I do still hate mainstream music, the only ones I can stand are stuff like Twenty Øne, Panic!, My Chemical Romance, and rap like Tyler, The Creator or N.W.A. And 2pac and maybe some Bones & Harmony tho I bump them religiously. The reason for TOP is because that was the first piece of music outside Christian music I started listening to when I was like 13 (pretty sad right) after that I started going more underground like $uicideboy$, I know you didn’t ask for a court statement but just wanted to clear that up, I’m not all anti mainstream I just listen to more mental health or emo stuff when it comes to mainstream

Grognak The Destroyer that’s a retarded scale

@Camilo Ortega your actions have consequences

DAMN!!

Flamagra didn't deserve a 5.

day 1 of acknowledging that Grognak The Destroyer broke my heart and is now a 5/10 (5 means I still forgive him)

He exists That's it

I think he just arranges the rappers and producers to work together lol

He comes up with an idea, finds the right producer to follow his idea and make the right beat and then he arranges a group of artists that fit the beat It's kinda like a DJ hosted mixtape as a full studio album

Huey Oblongata *no it wasn’t*

Lol Khaled absolutely uses his kid as another arm of his own self promotion. Might not be illegal but its still shit and I GUARANTEE you Asahd is gonna grow up to be a piece of trash if this continues.

I am the Father of Asahd

It wasn't pushed far enough tbh lmao

I agree don't involve the kid because I'm all honesty he Asahd really had nothing to do with the creation of the album even though it was supposed to be a joke too far

He refuses to say “dj khaled forever”

who said we were

Major Key had some really good songs honestly

@@fakenamerealchungus9851 Facts, hating on Khaled is trendy, but he does put out a lot of filler music. 🤷🏿‍♂️

*y e s*

Not goods are the best! Melon popping the fuck off

This ones my favorite next to the Coldplay one

@@coltoncurlee2423 the lil xan review was also awesome

"Fatherhood" sounds like a legit title of an album by DJ Khaled.

But it is cool lol

@@razvanrepciuc5811 you wish death on ppl?

Frfr 😂

*GET STUCKMANIZED*

If yall are gonna beat the fuck outta these old jokes, for the love of god put a little bit of effort into it. Especially if you're going to defend the trash ass fuckin album in the process. Great comment all around.

Exactly I can't stand to hear tht shyt no more it's turn off as soon as I hear the words coming out of his month SMH

You seriously still out here listening to the radio?

Fact

nope it wont happen lol

21st century melon man

Lol, his only bad review

Lol

Fuck off with this stupid joke

@@leboiboiboi this is a joke no more. It is serious. Ask Lil peep,Linkin Park and xxxtentacles .

@@leboiboiboi 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Stale joke, even worse rendition.

My Mom Says I'm a Champion Jesus, everyone’s a critic nowadays.

@@christopherlowery3797 Yes, this is only true "nowadays". And the days decades ago when this corny line was birthed.

@@christopherlowery3797 Kinda ironic that we're watching a music critic isnt it?

Lol ok Colton. You have a good day, buddy...you cool, cool guy.

I Like the Meek song Gives me Mixtape Meek Intro Vibes

ShannonSharpesBackwoods I have never liked Meek Mills lyrics or delivery/voice I’ll give it a chance, but I never fucked with dude

SOUNDBOY-1 authentic music clearly isnt dying seeing as igor and billie eilish are doing better than dj khaled lmao

@Sgt Grady honestly

People have been saying "real music is dying" for years. You're not special.

aye in order to find some good and actual music y'all otta do your research instead of shit given to ya and it being called music, who knows you may find something you gravitate to even if it's old