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I hate to say it mate, but Aussie Concreters might know something other Tradies don't... The worlds first 100% clairvoyant manual labourers, absolute concrete slab whisperers... No rebar, no formwork, no worries. The Concreter lifestyle.
Every Concreter Ever... | Garn.
Every Tradie Ever...
Every Concrete Pumper Ever...
Every Concrete Finisher Ever...
A guide to Aussie Tradies...
Written & Directed by Declan Evanson
Murph played by Connor Evanson

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@GarnComedy 6 месяцев назад

Don't get done in by the ATO like old Murph, check out on.hnry.com.au/garn and get started today. Use code GARN and get your first $2500 processed for FREE! Murph owes a horrific amount of money to both Kennards Hire & the Australia Tax Office for what he calls 'Tax Minimization Schemes'...

@burn1down249 6 месяцев назад

do carpet layer garn

@manipei 6 месяцев назад

Guess old Murph is going to become an ATO officer for the perks

@Rainbowgrrl 6 месяцев назад

Onya Murph!!

@Researchthejoos 6 месяцев назад

Do professional pokie player next

@vaughngordon1095 6 месяцев назад

Good luck. Taxes don't go to fuggall. Do a vid where old Murph gets elected to a government job like.... I dunno... Tax Collector?

@Vetwix 6 месяцев назад

You forgot the part where theres 6 guys drinking at 9 in the morning waiting for the concrete to dry

@SuperRyan89 6 месяцев назад

*smoking crack

@Vetwix 6 месяцев назад

true @@SuperRyan89

@gerardroll6468 6 месяцев назад

What about the other 8 or so leaning on brooms having their smoko breaks?? ☝️😆

@goodshipkaraboudjan 6 месяцев назад

"Mate I'm up at 4:30am every morning for work" doesn't count as an argument when they haven't slept in days.

@moffattron9000 6 месяцев назад

Was on a site recently where the Concreters got done around 2. They then hit the pub next door and spent the next five hours drinking straight shots of Jack.

@guypersonname4536 6 месяцев назад

If only concreters could read they would be able to find this amazing content.

@GarnComedy 6 месяцев назад

massive spanner in the works

@maxfish4770 6 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂

@tompinos1016 6 месяцев назад

Just remember what you live on mate

@ashuggtube 6 месяцев назад

@@GarnComedyit’s alright their mums will show them

@gatergates8813 3 месяца назад

Why would I need to read when I can screed?

@aonbrostin3579 6 месяцев назад

Re-using pizza savers as rebar chairs is genius. That's a next level of Eco-friendliness and recycling techniques. Other nations should appreciate how hard red island works to keep the planet healthy .

@madpizzabasher 6 месяцев назад

Exactly, no harm no foul

@imaginitivity7853 2 месяца назад

The only use the rebar to position the pizza savers. Then they pull the rebar for the next job.

@saulmorris9639 6 месяцев назад

very VERY surprised garn didn't already have a video like this, seams like the easiest aussie profession to rip on.

@skoll_5682 6 месяцев назад

I kinda feel like the concreter is an actual concreter. Funny carnt 😂

@damo8344 6 месяцев назад

nah sparkies are the easiest to rip into for sure

@skoll_5682 6 месяцев назад

@@damo8344 Always thought Murph was A grade irl. That and the search for easy coin ;)

@GarnComedy 6 месяцев назад

has been the butt of many jokes in other vids but never done a full vid on the slab whisperers... until now

@saulmorris9639 6 месяцев назад

@@GarnComedy love that

@gcm747 6 месяцев назад

The only tradies who have ignored the ‘no start before 0700’ signage on the worksite next door were the concreters. Something to do with them knowing better about when concrete needs to be laid. Top blokes.

@onyachamp 6 месяцев назад

Yeah nah, that's a guideline only. As long as the stezza isn't cranking bullshitFM before 7am it's all good.

@ryanpratt818 6 месяцев назад

You live on a dirt slab mate ? 🤣

@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 5 месяцев назад

It’s nothing personal, it’s been scientifically proven once a person becomes a concreter they regress into a mental state where they forget how to read

@Cloroxbleach-cs2fo 5 месяцев назад

you wanna finish concrete in the middle of the day when it’s hot?

@ChadAF_YT 4 месяца назад

They can’t read the sign since they can’t read

@somethingsomeone3100 6 месяцев назад

From someone who works for Kennards Hire this is completely accurate, concrete gear get absolutely flogged and very rearly cleaned out, woud love to see an"Every Kennards Hire worker ever" would be absolutely hilarious as we are the ones that deal with concreters and tradies all a live long day - my brother likes to think he has the hard job as a teacher, we're I simply say Mate you try dealing with a pissed of concreter who's running late on his pour and tools aren't working so they yell at us to make it all better

@goodshipkaraboudjan 6 месяцев назад

I was blown away how Kennards invested in so much railway stuff during covid. It got trashed. Even at airports now Mr Kennards has the monopoly.

@crazyprayingmantis5596 6 месяцев назад

We can tell your brother is the teacher, maybe you should get him to teach you English 😉

@Elenrai 6 месяцев назад

Aight ma Digga!@@crazyprayingmantis5596

@tompinos1016 6 месяцев назад

Kennards is a protected species

@somethingsomeone3100 6 месяцев назад

@crazyprayingmantis5596 Well, that definitely tracks, I do, after all, only speak English and BAD English with an emphasis on the latter

@DrCoomer_1 6 месяцев назад

Immaculate, but you forgot one very important detail mate, every true concreter crew has to have a bloke aged at least 55 years or up, who's whole job is to at no point not have a cig in his mouth, and to then throw the butts into the slab as its being poured.

@goddepersonno3782 6 месяцев назад

incredible plus points if he is the butt of every joke

@justinhadley3927 6 месяцев назад

Looks 55 but is probably in his early 30's

@minhducnguyen9276 2 месяца назад

It's probably a blessing ritual at this point.

@markwilliams7712 6 месяцев назад

I never gambled at 11am in the pub until I started concreting. We started at 5am and would be swallowing schooners by 11. Best 2 years of my life.

@seanryan2149 6 месяцев назад

Genuinely knew about blokes who would rip out the rebar before it set

@Keenasalways 3 месяца назад

There was a row of housing commission homes built here with identical floor plans. The builder would dig out the footings for the first one, set up the reo and call the inspector. As soon as the inspector had left the site after signing off, they would lift the reo, carry it next door to the next build and call for the Agi truck to fill the foundations on the first site. This continued down the entire street with the result that only the final house had reo in the slab. Eventually, Inspectors wised up and started using spray paint to mark the reo they inspected.

@Senor_spielbergo 16 дней назад

That is wild! I did concrete here in TX for about 15 yrs mostly in commercial but never seen anything like that on the residential side 😬

@nicktroisi6347 6 месяцев назад

3:10-3:14 😂😂😂 I’ve worked in conjunction with concreters before and the accuracy is too scary I’d love to see “Every Railway Worker ever” and “Every Fitter and Turner ever” in the future

@hi-ld4gg 6 месяцев назад

I'll 1 up you, every tafe student ever

@nicktroisi6347 3 месяца назад

@@hi-ld4gg Oh mate that would be fucking gold 😂

@rayh3899 6 месяцев назад

In these bleak times, I'm glad you guys are injecting some positivity with this content. Thank you.

@Ieviathan345 6 месяцев назад

You forgot the part where you make fun of Concreters and Bricklayers being almost basically the same job

@goodshipkaraboudjan 6 месяцев назад

It's like watching two tribes of thumbless monkeys with tails throwing their own shit at each other.

@ryanpratt818 6 месяцев назад

Call yourself an egg mate your fried

@YABBAHEY1 2 месяца назад

@@ryanpratt818 Yep, used the wrong tongs on that one

@dabombinablemi6188 6 месяцев назад

You know what's funny? The bit from 3min onwards actually happened to the concreting/paving company I worked for. Both owners ended up owing a lot. Didn't have the part about using business loans as free money however.

@fullmetalcorey3379 6 месяцев назад

2:12 He legit broke the wheelbarrow 😂

@bnbcraft6666 3 месяца назад

I just noticed that 😂

@FlyingHangman 13 дней назад

It's OK... was hired under a fake name

@ninjaduck8804 6 месяцев назад

it's a good day when garn uploads

@Citizen00798 2 месяца назад

The pizza table tops to lift the rebar is 100% accurate

@michaelboyce7079 5 месяцев назад

I used to drive an agitator truck for a while. Every site I pulled up at, the concrete finisher would all surround me, wanting to know how many metres I had for them. Then they would all go into a huddle and start arguing among themselves. One day I asked them what the problem was and they told me that they were trying to work out what time they would be in the pub that arvo!

@brendan636 6 месяцев назад

Plumbers hate concreters more… they actively fuck up every pipe possible multiple times.

@cranker11 6 месяцев назад

I actively do this

@ziggybender9125 6 месяцев назад

I bet you'd love the Landscape installation crew I left recently. 3 excavators seemingly having a contest at every property on who could break the most lines because it's "old stuff", when I asked if they made any maps for their new installs they looked like deer in headlights.

@ryanpratt818 6 месяцев назад

Hard to see pipes at the back of the excavator 😂

@wombataldebaran9686 2 месяца назад

nah mate, theres no hate there. Its called providing job security

@friendlyoldbum9182 2 месяца назад

Brickies fucking up A/C piping and Electrical conduit

@HATECELL 3 месяца назад

That part about grey water triggered some childhood flashbacks 😂. My dad had his little one man company where he would finish the concrete, motorised trowels and whatnot, whilst the rebar work and actually pouring the concrete was done by whatever construction company sub-contracted him. And once those blokes figured out they could give the concrete plant a call and request more water, and how that would mean less shoveling, I basically grew up fatherless 5 days a week

@goodshipkaraboudjan 6 месяцев назад

Just missed the bit where they mention to everyone on site that they wake up at 4am. Then they always knock off at 11am to go to the pub, kicked out by 3pm and passed out on their couches by 5pm. Also bold assumption they can read a letter from the tax office. Can't give them too much shit, fucked up job and I wouldn't want it. Learned how to count my balls twice and come up with the same number so didn't have to.

@KermdoubleO7 6 месяцев назад

"their IPads and ENNvoices" legends.

@greekgod50 6 месяцев назад

Free Quote: 25$...

@zombl337og 6 месяцев назад

when he said CONCRETE STRETCHER, that shit got me the most. Always got told by my dad when I was green, to go grab the drywall stretcher, until i realized i was an idiot a few seconds later. I love construction lol

@ruidadgmailcanada8508 6 месяцев назад

They pulled that with me couch stretcher at a large furniture warehouse and additionally it was in the basement accessible only outside. It was on a concrete pad, no basement. I was wise to the gag but played dumb and enjoyed 45min paid break wandering around. 😂

@GamerDownUnder69 6 месяцев назад

you know the video is good when you hear "yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah mate"

@floopiiisss9295 6 месяцев назад

as someone who's not a concreter i can confirm that this is all true

@obiwanfisher537 4 месяца назад

Love the shot of your mate writing with his toddler grip lmao

@scroogemcphuck 6 месяцев назад

Gotta have the sequel "Every Concrete Pumpy Ever".

@gatergates8813 3 месяца назад

Concrete wall formers are a whole different animal too

@leonhingston7511 24 дня назад

Taking mesh out really hit home.😂😂 New Zealand group housing builders went through a long period doing this.

@amtrakmidwest4830 6 месяцев назад

In all the building site videos, the house still remains the same after like 1 or 2 years, love that

@EightBucksTwenty 6 месяцев назад

Absolutely got me in stitches as usually Murph!

@sczuo 6 месяцев назад

Garn always nails it each time, master of all Aussie professions

@Mac_not_matt_vr 6 месяцев назад

I’ve been waiting for the next one for to long. Best Christmas present

@Haxovx 6 месяцев назад

Great Job Mate, always a peice of art

@IsaacWale2004 6 месяцев назад

I always appreciate the effort that goes into these. Can't wait to see more!

@iansrven3023 6 месяцев назад

love the pizza separator as reo chairs hahaha

@mapletreegames9053 6 месяцев назад

If only Domino's actually packed those pizza savers in the box here lol, you get a Domino's pizza delivered and its half on the box

@unsub0007 6 месяцев назад

One of the best so far!

@dylanhaynes559 6 месяцев назад

Love how ya got Cody from Sick Puppy on the job😂

@jerkmajor6476 6 месяцев назад

That was such a good channel

@pewpew2400 6 месяцев назад

I heard he needs a bit of cash on the side for yet ANOTHER piece of shit to destroy, I swear the man is gonna start a wreckers.

@egg6381 6 месяцев назад

"that way, our money, stays our money" **proceeds to lose all his fucking money**

@faustinpippin9208 6 месяцев назад

cant win with the mafia :(

@gerardroll6468 6 месяцев назад

This is so accurate & so damn funny 👍😆. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year to everyone watching 🇦🇺🎅🏻🎄🇦🇺

@charHD 6 месяцев назад

This is your best one yet. Absolute classic.

@juggler2811 6 месяцев назад

"Bet smarter, not harder!" is the TradieBET motto. Is Garn subtly spruiking them, or is it just by chance?

@roy-haggerty 6 месяцев назад

Hope so. Bet Aussie. Why most tradies bet with pommy betting agencies amazes me? 😡😡😡Sportsbet, Neds, Bet356, Ladbrokes and Betfair are all UK. Everytime we make a bet with them its like losing the Ashes 🤬

@codeykershaw8579 6 месяцев назад

Good to see Cody on the job again 😂

@gerardroll6468 6 месяцев назад

I’m hoping that despite all that has happened to those up in far North Queensland that everyone has the best Christmas & New Year they possibly can ✊😌. I hope everyone is staying safe in the hellish conditions up there 🤞😌🤞

@joshuawoodbridge6267 6 месяцев назад

Jasper just having a good go

@gerardroll6468 6 месяцев назад

@@joshuawoodbridge6267 … Ol’ mate (Jasper) doing it’s best to f**k up everyone up there ( I’m from NSW ) but from what I’ve discovered in my recent trips to NQ, it’s going to take a HELL OF A LOT MORE than what’s hit them so far in order to even “phase” them. They breed them tough & resilient up there & I just hope things improve ASAP for everyone in the affected areas.

@egg6381 6 месяцев назад

1:33 im actually concerned on how they got all those

@karlzuppin4823 6 месяцев назад

You can buy them...

@egg6381 6 месяцев назад

@@karlzuppin4823 wait, you can just buy those???

@jamesbaber3775 5 месяцев назад

To qualify as a true concretor you have to have either been divorced or lost your license for drink driving and if you have done both your the boss😂 Fucken classic 👍

@cpt_soban 6 месяцев назад

The lil pizza chairs as risers had me laughing my ass off.

@d2kwazza57 6 месяцев назад

Love the video as always so happy you got yourself a sponsor

@cityofmagic4370 6 месяцев назад

Videos get better every time! 😂

@HughRussell06 6 месяцев назад

Please do every car salesman ever next

@goodshipkaraboudjan 6 месяцев назад

When are you looking at purchasing your next vehicle. 1-3 months 3-6 months 6-12 months Dodgey roadworthy the shitbox you've got already?

@Volkaer 8 часов назад

Concrete stretcher XD I'ma steal that one lol

@VeNom321GD 6 месяцев назад

Congrats on 400K!

@egg6381 6 месяцев назад

Best channel to watch before bed

@sniperkram826 6 месяцев назад

Congrats on 400k mate!

@vaughngordon1095 6 месяцев назад

That was gold.

@kronoxnz7952 Месяц назад

The screeds backwards in the thumbnail. The rest is spot on.

@jasonrideout4836 6 месяцев назад

If ya can't finish school.. you can finish concrete...been slinging mud in Canada for 27 years now, and this is as honest as it gets...great video 😂

@gatergates8813 3 месяца назад

13 years of wall forming in Ontario for me so far, this video is perfect

@nathanlothamer4570 Месяц назад

That wheelbarrow 😂

@maitlandbezzina2842 6 месяцев назад

Ahh great memories setting form and concreting, this almost made me want to go back and do it again… Almost 😂

@Jesse-sz6fp 6 месяцев назад

You guys should have a wheelbarrow chucking contest with all the concreters!

@Owenisapro363 6 месяцев назад

Garn never disappoints definition of a true Aussie with that great northern fkn legend

@davidroe1409 6 месяцев назад

Bloody love these videos

@williamevans1695 6 месяцев назад

The sick puppy 4x4 appearance was beautiful

@vadski3469 6 месяцев назад

The amount of times the wheelbarrow was yeeted 😂😂😂

@Jamesyear13 6 месяцев назад

driving off with the jockey wheel down 🤣

@lydellb 6 месяцев назад

How the hell do these keep getting better? 😂😂

@JohnJaggerJack 6 месяцев назад

You 'unts just saved my xmas. thanks mates.

@misskarinaleigh 6 месяцев назад

Garn upload! It’s a good day mate!

@Rolf97 3 дня назад

There are only 2 guarantees about concrete: it'll set up, and it'll crack.

@johnbaer1528 6 месяцев назад

First rule of construction = Concrete WILL crack.

@budsatawny 3 месяца назад

LOL Love the pizza box thingies for chairs

@markeichler2225 6 месяцев назад

It looks like another Jim's Franchise opportunity.

@JMizzlin 6 месяцев назад

The quality of these vids is unbelievable.

@MinisterOfTruth 4 месяца назад

...man... that hit right home...

@medcorps7206 6 месяцев назад

babe wake up. new garn video posted

@Low760 6 месяцев назад

This is way too accurate.

@ScrubLordSeth 3 месяца назад

not sure how how you don't have over 1 mil subs, this shits hilarious dude

@Getfuxked 5 месяцев назад

Bungee mark at the end of the video 😂

@LordDeuce-ul7my Месяц назад

Man dont throw that screed lol

@PandaPeachNZ 6 месяцев назад

Please do Glazing/glazier next so I can show my husband what a twit he is. Great video btw.

@turbostyler 6 месяцев назад

Aren't you the catch...

@Comeng_ 6 месяцев назад

another banger

@jasonshull3106 6 месяцев назад

The best videos on RU-vid. Thanks from AZ usa. You guys are rock stars 😂

@Akshun82 6 месяцев назад

_Sink a slab before you pour a slab!_

@AussieVerato 6 месяцев назад

Aha nice one fellas, Merry christmas

@abel6297 Месяц назад

3:54 LMAO breaking concrete with a shovel

@falconcity5445 6 месяцев назад

Pretty spot on

@BongMcPuffin 5 месяцев назад

Because of this video, my feed now thinks I'm a master bricklayer and concrete specialist. The algorithim has more faith and belief in me than I have in myself at this point

@harteck4452 6 месяцев назад

Best one yet 👍

@B_2_11 6 месяцев назад

Ol mate hulk just launches that wheelbarrow and caves the front end in 😂✅

@jpjpjp6328 6 месяцев назад

I used to manage a Tool Rental company years ago in New Jersey. People were forever returning our gear in shit condition and so we kept a lot of deposits. If they wanted to contest the matter they could go to the local police which was a joke as you can best believe we had them well taken care off. If you really fucked the gear, not only did you effectively buy it but we were red lining you and passing your info along to our competitors (We all knew each other very well and got along nicely) so they could handle you in the proper manner if you went to them.