Every Mario Kart Player EVER

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Mario Kart brings a lot of crazy personalities to game night. Lets discuss.
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Ahhhh you've found the secret room. Here is your reward. It'll help you dominate everyone at the next game night: • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe | ...

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16 май 2024

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@yourlocalbiscuitN 5 месяцев назад

The fact that it is indeed every Mario Kart player ever astonishes me.

@Baddawg_313 4 месяца назад

I have mk8 and I barely play it. This video made me realize that plating on 50cc all the time is maybe why I don't play. He left that person out. Lol

@itsalexclark 5 месяцев назад

Lol.... what the hell am I doing at the :17 second mark... I look insane!

@swoozie 5 месяцев назад

lol I didn’t even notice it until u pointed it out!

@allisonstark193 4 месяца назад

Bahaha This was the best Easter Egg! I didn't even notice that was you, Alex!

@bron1526 5 месяцев назад

i love your art style swoozie, thank you so much for entertaining me through childhood into my teenage years. you’ve helped me through a lot 💗💗

@Suficiente213 5 месяцев назад

Hey hej, pane bestie, vzpomeňte si, když jsme se vystříkli danny joined

@Suficiente213 5 месяцев назад

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi kaomi ma ka'u wikiō hou loa

@JoJosWorld 5 месяцев назад

lol this is accurate

@swoozie 5 месяцев назад

The room exploding at the end of the race the other night was entertaining to watch ngl

@Aurora_Animates 4 месяца назад

It is!

@jordanhamers89 5 месяцев назад

This not only explains every Mario Kart Player, but just all gamers in general to be honest 😂🤣

@GhouliePumpkin 5 месяцев назад

That last little bit was so cute and wholesome out of no where 😭💕

@YungNC7 5 месяцев назад

Question for y’all before the video drops, did you know Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has a meta? According to all the visible and hidden stats in the game, the most optimal all around combo is Birdo/Yoshi, Teddy Buggy, Roller wheels and Cloud Glider.

@pwrwq 5 месяцев назад

Also, Daisy, Peach, Peachette, Birdo, and Yoshi all have the same stats; the Teddy Buggy and Cat Cruiser all have the same stats (and the comet and Yoshi but inside drift sucks here), Rollers/Azure rollers are the same (both are obviously rollers because it is in their name), and paper, cloud, parachute, and flower glider all have the same stats, but the paper one is most optimal so you can see behind you better (and could too but I prefer the Paper one now)

@swoozie 5 месяцев назад

Ohhh???

@YungNC7 5 месяцев назад

@@pwrwq These also work too. There’s an entire competitive community for this game, which I think is really cool

@pwrwq 5 месяцев назад

@@YungNC7 and I'm in it! (i suck at it tho)

@YungNC7 5 месяцев назад

@@pwrwq Yoo! Respect. I would play MK more seriously, but I play competitive Splatoon

@greenteawithmochi 5 месяцев назад

got so happy seeing all the og youtubers in the clips 😭😭😭 so fun that ya'll still do chill hangs after like 15+ years of collabs and content creation on the platform.

@ABDULRAHMAN-bh9hm 5 месяцев назад

had a smile on my face throughout this whole thing

@CookieCrumbleKay 5 месяцев назад

Same 😊

@Suficiente213 5 месяцев назад

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi kaomi ma ka'u wikiō hou loa

@justinreed4218 5 месяцев назад

As soon as Swoozie mentioned retro gamer, I literally said, "Yup! There it is!" Retro gamer is 100% accurate to me with little bit of a Scoob. But here's the thing, racing games are my favorite genre of video games. For example, when it comes to Crash Team Racing (PS1) or Crash Nitro Kart (PS2), I have no issue in playing and being good. But when it comes to Mario Kart, it's like I'm a little kid that's learning it for the first time.

@cruetusnex 5 месяцев назад

Swooze not realizing the further back you are the better items you get is such a scoob moment

@nickburwell993 5 месяцев назад

"My controller isn't working! It's drifting so bad!" -The complainer on a controller that i used perfectly fine 5 minutes ago

@ChillenWithMike 4 месяца назад

This video feels real personal Swooz😭😭

@collinspatrick-nwika6307 5 месяцев назад

Swoozie drops on my birthday? Wishes for come true

@lol-mm6ug 5 месяцев назад

Hbday brother

@realmdarkness 4 месяца назад

Bro, this is the realest video you've ever made, lol. I've seen all of these and been some

@zldq.s 5 месяцев назад

As a lover of chaos, liking to play in 200CC puts you automatically under Chaotic Evil on the alignment chart.

@tylerramsey6527 2 месяца назад

Yoyoyo, we forgot, the chill guy. He pretty good at the game. He dont never score below 3rd place, he dont rub it in your face when he win, he say his ggs when its over, he a good, and overall fun person to play mario kart with.

@ImShabzKnowledgeableAdventures 5 месяцев назад

Nice story today. I loved how all of this had a nice message at the end. God bless you swoozie loving the content

@JustKaito372 3 месяца назад

Peach/Yoshi + Teddy Buggy + Roller Wheels + Cloud Glider = Professional

@Mudkipian 5 месяцев назад

I gotta start playing Mario kart now, AGAIN. Learn all the tips, tricks, and shortcuts. This was another really good video, Swoozie 👍 Great job my man 👌 Next time when I go to a Mario kart game night I’ll look for these people.

@BlueDog241 5 месяцев назад

I miss game night with friends. I've always been a shy person who doesn't make new friends often but I used to have a small group of friends and every Sunday we would get together for Dungeons and dragons or play Rock band, Halo or Soul Caliber. But it always involved Pizza and copious amounts of caffeine. This video makes me remember those times and sad they're they don't happen anymore. Good memories.

@Br0joe96 5 месяцев назад

You know it’s gonna be a good day when you wake up to a new swoozie video!

@notghost2759 5 месяцев назад

Swoozie been mad consistent lately love to see it!!!

@DonWeaselYeehawEdition 5 месяцев назад

I’m some kind of hybrid of Saboteur and UC. I’m good enough to smoke people who don’t regularly play, but once I get around real pros all I can really do is cause chaos and try to have fun 😂😂

@MaliNwtn 4 месяца назад

Broooo sameee 😂

@puzzledhypnoshroom1004 5 месяцев назад

This is accurate as hell. This video was hella entertaining lol.

@King73102 4 месяца назад

The fact that im every single one of these combined into one. It's amazing how many different types there are, it's amazing 💯🔥

@rivelinosimons4294 5 месяцев назад

I loved it Swoozie! Especially the last part "when you are riding almost the perfect race and then you are getting hit with EVERYTHING! 😄😄.

@anida_boi 5 месяцев назад

You just got mariokarted

@jerryled 5 месяцев назад

The thing that happens when you're doing really well the first two laps and then the third you get hit with every item under the sun, i call that "getting mario karted" it's part of the Mario Kart experience.

@destinydecoding 5 месяцев назад

I hit the conclusion I am a newbie/lurker lol but after watching two games, I’m a pro in my mind 😅

@ReyliOnate 4 месяца назад

When teachers say quality over quantity, swoozie is what they mean

@jeremyjason1741 5 месяцев назад

Honestly this is all so relatable, i just had my birthday and we played 2 rounds of 48 courses, that’s right…. All 96 courses (originals+dlc)

@mickupo33 5 месяцев назад

Jimmy Wong being the best kart player Swooz knows is the VGHS sequel I never knew I needed. Long live the Drift King.

@BigPokemon 5 месяцев назад

This was literally perfect

@rbxjm2 5 месяцев назад

Definitely the shy guy/Saboteur hybrid 😂😂😂

@Siknik64 5 месяцев назад

Guilty of being the "Retro Gamer", MK64 is my jam.

@ichirochase 5 месяцев назад

swooz. you legit summarized the history and players of all mario kart . for lyfeee respect.

@setsers1 5 месяцев назад

I swear, Mario Kart can either make or break friendships

@swoozie 5 месяцев назад

So true. The friendships usually get repaired by the next day somehow. Overcooked on the other hand…

@fraughtmonster8 4 месяца назад

No, that’s definitely Mario party lol

@T00TheMoon. 4 месяца назад

Mario Kart is defiantly a preparation of life in a nut shell

@chrisbsgr.383 5 месяцев назад

This is so funny sWooZie, keep it up!

@LinkDaBoss 5 месяцев назад

Now this is some relatable stuff! In college this was how I learned to be so good in Smash Bros Melee lol

@YFNSPIDEY 5 месяцев назад

Already know this thing going be all facts

@user-yj5ez8tf9w 5 месяцев назад

swoozie always be droppin facts

@redtoons6089 5 месяцев назад

My family's Christmas party tradition is supersmash bros & Mario Kart! I like the live clips of friends playing, looks like a great time!

@kevinryman5502 4 месяца назад

Thank you for another video 🤘🏻

@dotty7789 5 месяцев назад

I'm the lurker but with food. Bring a peace offering and observe.

@ChillWil 5 месяцев назад

You forgot the player that says "I havent played this game in so long" over and over again

@moreruffles89 4 месяца назад

I resonate with the N64 one so much 😅

@bluezhift 3 месяца назад

Totally doing some game nights this year!

@BlaketheBlock 4 месяца назад

most real video ive watched in a good while

@kingpin201 4 месяца назад

Swoozie got me with the “NARC’s”, seriously!😂😅😂

@AcceptLove 4 месяца назад

I love Mario kart thank you for making this video

@negus6383 5 месяцев назад

Swoozie makes me wanna play mario 😂

@Princemanman594 4 месяца назад

Why is this the most accurate thing ever

@danielle4584 5 месяцев назад

as an avid mario kart player, this is my fav video you’ve made🥹

@mysticery 4 месяца назад

The ending though, i hate being stunned when the finish line is JUST THERE!

@goldcypher9938 4 месяца назад

I was just about to look that up, thanks for the link lol

@sweetthings619 4 месяца назад

I swear all of my childhood RU-vidrs where In this video

@Migodowntillrip 5 месяцев назад

I swear every time I go on a swoozie binge he drops a vid

@nicolasmedina1489 5 месяцев назад

im gonna shit my pants waiting for this video. I'm not pooping till it premieres

@swoozie 5 месяцев назад

lol watch me be asleep when it goes up

@krisswint2352 5 месяцев назад

Who’s gonna tell my mans that 12:59am is almost an hour after midnight 😭

@ahamad_dukes 5 месяцев назад

Yo swoozie your monthly update😭😭and thx for all the advice you gave us, you are a real one✊🏾

@cd31000 5 месяцев назад

I feel like my friends would probably say I'm a fusion between the saboteur, the secret pro, and the strategist. A bit toxic without getting too extreme, don't mind 50cc and won't go so far as to use unintended shortcuts, but always have a plan. I do tend to win, but I like making a good show of it.

@micah459 5 месяцев назад

I'm definitely a fusion hybrid (complainer, flexer)

@dramaticallydreaming3656 5 месяцев назад

I am the Shy Guy/Saboteur combo 😂

@sincerelynotme3522 5 месяцев назад

Same 😅

@mc_ketamine7438 4 месяца назад

Mario Kart is a very humbling experience. Especially playing online

@etxrnal.staarrr 4 месяца назад

"you've trained for this" Me who quits the game everytime i lose: i guess my time is coming soon, huh?

@mcmillanmastiffs3456 5 месяцев назад

Damn it Swoozie 😂 you made me spit out my toothpaste from the Roger Rabbit Harlem shaking😂😂

@JBB2003 5 месяцев назад

I grew up playing Mario kart 64 and it did make me a beast

@wolfywox 4 месяца назад

Me: No Swoozie, don't do my boy Jimmy dirty! Jimmy: ~*jumps on the table to flex*~ Me: I apologize, proceed

@Oneironautic 5 месяцев назад

You've always got the person that picks the same character and kart every single time. I remember on mkwii my friend always picked peach on the mach bike. Nothing else.

@hobojoe4910 5 месяцев назад

Mario Kart giving op items to "Scoobs" is no coincidence. The game is programmed so that players near the back of the pack will get RIDICULOUS items to try and help them have a fighting chance. There is literally a strategy in the game where really good players will deliberately fall back so they can get amazing items and then blast their way to first place and then some.

@integer0verload948 5 месяцев назад

The sandbagger stays back like third place to try to pick up that good item to slam out the win.

@xSoporific1 5 месяцев назад

2:48, ayeee shoutout lenarrr

@Amemji 5 месяцев назад

Ngl during a lot of gaming with friends not specifically games night I am bit of a lurker turned backseat driver but that jus depends on 2 things 1) how I feel and 2 weather I've played the game before otherwise I will play and jus have fun weather I'm good or not

@d_brazzyy2866 5 месяцев назад

Yoo that Shyguy is sooo me🤣🤣

@olgavillegas1363 5 месяцев назад

Swoozie you’re the best! 😂

@RaeVidoes 4 месяца назад

The pain of Mario kart. I know it too well. 😂

@Junpei_Is_Tired 4 месяца назад

5:22 I HAVE THAT EXACT FREIND and I just didn’t come back because they wanted to play the same game over and over again and it drives me nuts for whatever reason.

@timzy4395 5 месяцев назад

Bro described the entire Mario Kart community 💀 I be that one guy that gets absolutely destroyed on the last lap, last turn, full combo

@CreatingwithTT 5 месяцев назад

That is the worst pain known to man, when you think you have the win in the bag and then that chaos comes out of nowhere

@daith_izumi 5 месяцев назад

Swoozie, Mario Kart 64 was my game when I was 4😩♥️

@AM-xf8mu 5 месяцев назад

The lurker/backseat driver is too accurate

@Immanuelm.8 5 месяцев назад

I related way too much to this video😮‍💨🤣

@itshasan3497 5 месяцев назад

2 episodes in 3 weeks. Goat

@rexanaxer 4 месяца назад

Can’t wait for the smash bro.s in-depth analysis, keep it up 👍

@jonahratner3546 5 месяцев назад

Brought back the I been out here gettin this paper

@nahomtekeste1122 5 месяцев назад

Bro was on a mission to collect this data

@CoolstarYT6 5 месяцев назад

I’ve gotten 3 animators in one day this is excellent.

@clavisolemgbe4124 5 месяцев назад

I been waiting for him to make a new RU-vid video ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@SomethingNewAMBW 5 месяцев назад

haha i love this, definitely a hybrid

@sor3999 4 месяца назад

3:25 Yeah, the algorithm... where if last place give all best items. It's Nintendo's casual friendly catch up mechanic. Same if you're in first, all you get is coins and bananas.

@cmrobbins88 4 месяца назад

I would like to add one, “The Vegeta”. Has trained non-stop and 3-Star’d every track from 50-200cc (including DLC) like they been in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. And then when they play online, they get clowned.