Everything Wrong With Spectre In 16 Minutes Or Less 

Rumor has it the final several minutes of the TDKR bomb counted down in real time.

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+Stephen Schaefer Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb

+WishThisWasAvailable Shit, too late

+Jett Cyber in the dark knight when batman shoots sticky bombs to the side of the chinese building its in real time

Had to pause to laugh for a minute.

Only half?

@@majormaccas TheVergile is counting in runtime, not per-movie.

Madison Link that feels closer, but you need to up those numbers, those are rookie numbers!

lol

THANK YOU

...at rifle range from a moving boat.

Q modified his gun to be able to take down choppers too. The end.

Oh, my. I thought that was a Makarov pistol

exactly

Well good for them they got their hands on antartica. Those Penguins better watch out.

Blitz 470 in the 27th Bond movie it’s all gonna come down to who controls Antarctica, bet

that or it has 6 arms and a really big dick...

kleetus92 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I always thought it was because the 8th tentacle is behind the one that is dead center

+KevWebsz Lol.

I thought I was crazy

That is a "Sin"

It's clearly the Happening.

I thought he sined so much he had a mini stroke.

Yeah, the audio glitched and dropped sync with the video.

Silas E. Quester Well there is an explanation for this. The needle didn't reach his brain. It just drilled into his jaw.

He actually did the thing he was going to do, but no effects

Actually, I thought it would be "Click," given the context. But I did like the exchange between C and M.

Am I the only one who thought it would be c*nt

@@markmcguffin873 omfg exactly same

@@markmcguffin873 That was the only possible answer

Might have been better if the entire scene wasn't drenched in yellow. The Craig films have a horrible jaundice issue when outside of London.

Joseph Davies everyone does that when it comes to Mexico though, so it’s not entirely their faults going with the norm but I see your point

I agree. This video's take on the opening scene was far too cynical. You can reduce / criticise *any* bit of entertainment / creative endeavour if you to come to with with an ultra-adversarial approach. I'm all for critiquing stuff, and most films I've seen down the last 10 years have disappointed me, but the opening scene here was incredible and atmospheric, especially in how the foley sound meshed in interesting ways with the soundtrack. It's one of the best Bond openers.

@@Cognessence sad that the rest of the movie was sort of meh :/

Would’ve been better if it was something a bit more interesting than….. just walking……

+Dominic P It really was very good, the whole pre-credits sequence was excellent in my view. It's a shame the movie could never get back to those heights for the rest of it, although I didn't hate it, I thought it was pretty average.

James Tucker yea i agree

They really need to remake the Skyfall one. They left out so much since it was one of their earliest videos. Given that it's the worst of the Craig Bond films, it really deserves another look, too.

Joseph Davies Skyfall is top 10 bond films period and Craig is my least favorite bond. Lol

@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 you don't know how to judge anything properly lol

Bowens92 your comment can be summed up as “WAAAAAH MY OPINION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOURS WAAAAAH”

Milton77 what kinda gay ass comment is lil blowjob? And I don’t like CraFohig’s bond and I still think skyfall is a goat movie.

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true!

Why is it called that? Being a vegetable? I know vegetables are unable to do anything, but so can a lot of things

+Sylvester Bukhave Edström It means you're brain dead.

+RadioLogicalHazard There was only a chance that the needle would render him a vegetable. Not %100

Incoming ICBM It’s a good one some people may not of picked that up but I did

There’s semen everywhere

Mark Dillow was the time

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It's not a sentence, it's a phrase

Buurn

+patrik streng hi

+Nick Nitro I wonder near the end of the vid if that was J.R.'s voice or someone else's

+StygianTraveler141 Sorry, it's Michael Cole and JBL.

Cinema sins Counter: 1

Exactly what I am doing right now dude 😂

+Edwin Au Yeung I can appreciate that, but you can't just insert impressive shots into a film if they have no purpose but to be impressive shots. It doesn't add anything to the film except running time.

+Dave Starr I agree they could of cut that shorter. Director fail lol

+Edwin Au Yeung Well, to be perfectly honest, Spectre's Director of Photography, Hoyte van Hoytema, admitted that that scene was accomplished by 3 takes, stitched together. From the skull to Bond and the woman going into the hotel is one shot. The Dias de los Muertos poster is CGI'd in, this is the first stitch. Second shot is Bond and the woman in the lobby, through the lift, ending with Bond saying that he won't be long. The camera moving out of the window is the second stitch. The third and final shot is Bond walking on the rooftops and setting up his gun. Doesn't mean the scene isn't breathtaking, and amazingly executed, but technically it isn't one shot.

+Corneel Vanfleteren interesting!

+Daniel Daw Bondgirl just means he shagged them.

TheFlagRespawns I was pretty sure it was meant as the most important female character in the story. She wasn't even that important to the story.

Daniel Daw I thought so too before I saw this film, then realised his penis is the only requirement for the title.

TheFlagRespawns So "Bond girl" refers to any girl he puts his dick into during the movie? Fuck it, you're probably right

I will never understand why they didn't made her the female lead. Seydoux played a random chick Bond wanted to bang, nothing more. I think Belluci could have brought in way more character and substance.

kuroko chi but he could of said its bomb

+Charlie Jones but he didn't. It was just a metaphor

kuroko chi yes but we didn't know what was going to happen or where he was going to go do basically it's a fuck u to the audience

+Charlie Jones man, they got used to this gadget, it's a suprise comeback for bond then let them be

kuroko chi weird how Q was being sarcastic about exploding pens in Skyfall.

+Kirk Mackintosh A film with Blofeld and Spectre and no Doomsday plot was doomed to fail from the offset.

it wasn't bad by Andy means. it was good, but wasn't the best. a few parts seemed cliche but I enjoyed it as much as skyfall

+Kirk Mackintosh such waste of christoph Waltz talent

Yeah they literally showed him in 3 scenes

When people review movies, they're forced to talk about the gems and flaws, but who really cares about problems with the script? Who cares about a weak storyline? If you enjoy the movie, that's all that counts. Share your negative thoughts somewhere else. I'm not saying you guys were HATING the movie. Still, it doesn't matter if Spectre isn't the best. It's still a good movie.

It's actually a requirement in London that helicopter traffic follow the rivers (mainly the Thames), because otherwise if they crash it would put far greater risk on the congested population of London. Look up the London Heli-Routes.

@@SpicyZeke That is interesting, but why would Blofeld care about obeying traffic laws when he is trying to escape?

+supbrotv same goes for Andrew Scott.

+supbrotv you quoted that from a shitty review

i thought so too

the guy explaining this movie has more loop hood in his explanation then the move! he should of took 17 min lol

@@bendavalos1772 and a horrible voice as well

Not over thinking it. As soon as they let Bond in, the goons instantly report it via their phones.

Not overthinking, it's just how it was meant. The other thing with the watch: I always thought the alarm was meant in case Bond would steal the car. I recently discovered it was meant for the watch. Nearly everything he says here is not a sin. It just seems legit because he's moving on so fast. If you take these videos seriously, they just don't make sense...

I liked the opening, it was very new for a Bond film, but I wish they had used spectre from radio head

Nah, the song is too mediocre for sin off.

would have been better with the Radiohead song

If you're being sarcastic, you're not funny. If you're being serious, you're an idiot.

Miraak Yikes. Sharp. Well, there was a parade. Not that anyone outside of Mexico cared...

@@orwinbeane4171 No he is correct.. www.bbc.com/news/av/world-latin-america-37815192 www.theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/29/day-of-the-dead-parade-james-bond-mexico-city The parade in the movie is imaginary but Mexican tourism officials made it real. Sort of the like the American Express Black Card.

@@orwinbeane4171 imagine calling him an idiot without even checking if what he says is legit

@@orwinbeane4171 Oof.

Well yes, but actually no... I cried a river...

That’s what they want you to think…that ending hurt

Hahahahahahahahahaha

It is for this version of Bond

Ren Sent0ki so I sin CinemaSins for counting this as the 5th.

Let's see... Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace, Skyfall, and Spectre. yep, the fourth.

The 4 Craig films set up You Only Live Twice when Blofeld was originally introduced to us. Therefore it's the 5th film

#Specteremovielizardforpresident2016.

+Luke Burton Hey, better than our current candidates xD

+M2 Games Good for you.

But still, the driver's side was pinned to the wall. He still would have needed to get out of the car and run down. What he could've done is hide in the back, but we don't see that.

she didn't need to crall, but, she did need to crawl

And another sin for the shite audio editing just after that line.

@@ThePoohat He*

@@professionalprocrastinator8103i don't even know who m is haha, james bond is trash

I was looking for this comment to make sure i wasn't bugging

1 sin

I think you forgot The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

*ding*

What Jeremy doesn't consider is that Craig's movies are not connected to all the pre-Casino Royale films

hey cinema sins. bring on the folks from brand sins for a change

While he might have had a better shot with the sig sauer

It's probably chambered in .380. Happy? Plus, he was using the Sig Sauer P226 9mm before he ran out of ammunition.

Shorty Shorty Just look at that distance, you know it can't happen, definitely not with a ppk

okay, maybe.

exactly

Bond's memory of women is in his genitalia.

So?? Still don't make it less sucks

+Problem Mo Still, CinemaSins could focus on the actual plot holes instead of unnoticeable shit like this.

If it's not an octopus thing, then why does the opening credits music sequence feature an octopus wrapping its tentacles around every other thing in the opening credits music sequence?

What does it mean? Also the original spectre logo had 8 legs.

That's not how CinemaSins works.

+Spenser Selbo I THOUGHT THE SAME THING.

+Spenser Selbo ding

Uh...the wheel is on the RIGHT side of the car. Just saying.

Yes, the wheels on the right hand side. Spenser said that the UK drives on the left side, meaning the left side of the road.

Sam Lemke your correct as a British person I can back up that we drive on the left with the wheel on the right side of the car

John Logan... close enough.

And the world will be complete

+Rafael Apari The fact the trailer showed mostly the Live-Action scenes when the live-action doesn't happen untill the last 30 Minutes or something

I think Skyfall looks way better cinematography wise.

Exactly! I was so excited that he was the villain, but he sucked.

He did good but obviously he is capable of much more, I guess directors didn't want a villain we'd like more then the Bond himself.

Christoph Waltz tends to disagree... seeing as HE chose to be in the movie lol

what if Quentin Tarantino made a bond film... damn.

Not convincing as a villain.. Rubbish casting..

+William Jakespeare yeah I was watching it on a plane.....I lasted 5 minutes :P

I fell asleep at home

+William Jakespeare i fell asleep at mad max 3d

same here

Same

I don't think until all of them are out

Agree

+MrDready77 The next one is probably going to be a kid's movie. Hype!

+MrDready77 I hope Jeremy and Chris wait until rouge one to release it,

+MrDready77 They're american, so today would be 4/5. Wait next month so it can be 5/4 so it is May the Fourth.

Couldn't agree with you more

+maxsonly AGREED! i had such high hopes but this film made no sense to me and was boring

I don't know man Skyfall was actually pretty good. And Spectre wasn't that bad.

Madhav Aditya You're right, they were both only pretty good. But Golden Eye and Casino Royale were A+ What do you prefer? XD

+Madhav Aditya skyfall is overrated

+Silent Wolf MY TWO FAVORITE BOND FILMS!!! YESSSSS

Daniel Lin MINE TOO MAN!

Me too.

yup

Blonde four foo tall Bond. Ding

DING!

DING!

It feels like the 5th, after the horrible last 2 films.

Eva Green, Vesper, is the only girl worth caring about in Daniel Craig's Bond films.. All other actresses were horrible

Which is now getting annoying they have to tribute vesper so many times.

Anthony Mercado I wouldn't blame the actresses not in Spectre at least. Bellucci had like 2 minutes of screen time which is a crime in itself, what was she supposed to do in that limited time? And Lea Seydoux was fine, her character just didn't have anything interesting which I would say is due to mediocre writing

Noah Larson Eva Green was Casino Royale, right? I think you meant Lea Seydoux

Yes, from Casino Royale.

She was until 2019...check out her recent pics....

@@MoveoverAndbark she looks the same??

I was gonna say the plainest, but okay.