If an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent god exists, then Minecraft Story Mode does not. There is Minecraft Story Mode in the world. Therefore, an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent God does not exist. Q.E.D.
Aquinas status: blown the fuck out. Please approach Leibniz's theories of God's absolute freedom next. I'd like to see how an omnibenevolent being can allow Telltale to still exist.
Telltales, the new Story-driven Ubisoft. And here I am. Sitting patiently for the Sam and Max sequel that will never come. Albert Camus, I believe, had encountered this very .... fuck this, I'm playing The Book of Unwritten Tales.
"You'll control protagonist Jesse throughout the season, as portrayed by actor Patton Oswalt (A Sensitive Joss Whedon by the way). Jesse and his group of friends revere the legendary Order of the Stone; four adventurers who slayed an Ender Dragon (Easy final boss). The Order are the very best at what they do: Warrior (Left clicking on stuff), Redstone Engineer (Arraging items in order), Griefer (Why are the cunts who play minecraft so obssessed with trolling? It's not 2008), and Architect (Making Dicks). While at EnderCon (Fuck you), Jesse and his friends discover that something is wrong... something dreadful. Terror is unleashed (A good video game perhaps), and they must set out on a journey to find The Order of the Stone if they are to save their world from oblivion." This is the actual plot. People were paid thousands of dollars to come up with this concept. That's not Christian, not even the most debauch pagan rituals show this lack of respect for the inhabitants of the planet earth.
ew275x "Patton Oswalt (A Sensitive Joss Whedon by the way)" mind explaining what you mean by this? I don't know much about either of these people so sorry if this seems like a dumb question.
Betrix5068 It's a joke from the Jurassic World episode of Half in the Bag, where they call Joss Whedon a SJW for whining about a scene in the movie. Patton Oswald, who is one of those "geek comedians" made stupid statements about gamerGate about how they're harassing all the women so he can go fuck off.
Ok I think I get it now. Although I don't think that assessment of Patton is that accurate as his past statements, actions, etc indicate he is just misinformed about GG but still undoubtedly anti-"SJW".
Durndal runtime.1707 At least the Game of Thrones game has a great story with meaningful choices and interesting, memorable characters. What the fuck is this going to have?
