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I'M BACK, BABY!!! A little while back, I made a video about those super specific t-shirts, and ever since then, my DMs have been nothing but pictures of really weird and ugly shirts. So I feel like I owed it to you guys to make a part 2. So join me as we look at not only insanely specific t-shirts, but also insanely weird t-shirts. Enjoy!
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@kurtisconner 5 лет назад

FOLKS! Grab the Specific KurtisTown Tee now here: shop.kurtisconner.com Thanks for watching the video! I hope you guys enjoyed it :)

@gianna8110 5 лет назад

Kurtis Conner i love you kurtis

@uwugorl1076 4 года назад

please put the "its a kurtis thing" song on spotify😳😳😳

@Missanthropy-qn7ky 4 года назад

This was brilliant 😂

@kiarajohnson193 4 года назад

I loved it Kurtis!! Thank you!!

@madelynjones9057 4 года назад

I feel happiness when I eat a him

@fishgillss3671 4 года назад

My good pal has a shirt that says “I hate being sexy but I’m a bus driver so I can’t help it” and it’s one of my favorite items ever

@labrat_1 3 года назад

Omfg I need that

@cassualtea2040 3 года назад

we must find it and make many

@DeathandDestruction_02 3 года назад

My old neighbor had a shirt that said ¨you like my six pack?¨ in bold letters with a six pack of beer underneath lol

@sharting1505 3 года назад

Lmao

@blackparademistress1 3 года назад

Is he actually a bus driver? If he’s not that’s even better.

@emilfalk561 5 лет назад

"Oh thanks for holding the door for me Kurtis!" Kurtis: "No problem, it's just common kurtis-y"

@tinakushner1758 5 лет назад

It's a kurtis-thing

@oracle-jo7co 5 лет назад

i want to understand this

@ieatgarbage8771 5 лет назад

"It's a common Kurtis thing"

@ellieblunden1463 5 лет назад

Pin this comment you coward.

@oracle-jo7co 5 лет назад

@@yamjams8907 o

@slushiie9674 3 года назад

"my son is a princess" when you're tryna support your genderfluid kid

@emptysekai 2 года назад

men can use feminine terms too dawg

@kittycathxp397 2 года назад

@@emptysekai yeah but like the joke also works here so I don't see the problem?

@AlejandraGonzalez-nl1wj 2 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@SketchUT Год назад

when you find out your kid is trans in the middle of your sentence

@Cheyenne_Pepper Год назад

I love it tbh

@causewhynot7957 3 года назад

My dad has a shirt that says "Every day I wake up The devil trembles and fears the name *Edward* " or some shit like that and it always makes me laugh because *EDWARD*

@Sakkeru96 2 года назад

I need to ask: is your dad named Edward?

@robin_ch 2 года назад

@@Sakkeru96 it would be funnier if it wasn't

@cybernetik. 2 года назад

@@robin_ch did you just call someone’s dad an it

@robin_ch 2 года назад

@@cybernetik. ...no, i called the name itself an it

@cybernetik. 2 года назад

@@robin_ch okay lmao

@juliamasse9334 5 лет назад

new favorite segment: Kurtis googling the definitions of words he uses to make sure his jokes make sense

@Nataleeagain 5 лет назад

Same! 10/10 would listen to a whole podcast of Kurtis going through his search history and exposing all the words he has Googled to make sure a joke checks out. 😝

@maggiedesrosiers8196 5 лет назад

heyo buddy nice to see u here

@juliamasse9334 5 лет назад

Maggie Desrosiers hi brother😭

@maggiedesrosiers8196 5 лет назад

what is GOOD guy

@juliamasse9334 5 лет назад

Maggie Desrosiers hey i’m a smaller you tuber just starting out😍🤪 want to collab?🤣❤️

@BrayneDecay 5 лет назад

Something about that dramatic hand clap after saying "Folks" always brightens my day

@biggaysatan 5 лет назад

its the consistency

@ZijnShayatanica 5 лет назад

Every time I clap for emphasis, I see/hear the distortion in my brain. Smiles EVERY TIME.

@BrayneDecay 5 лет назад

@@ZijnShayatanica Exactly, the distortion always adds a hint of spice to it

@doing_aok 5 лет назад

I always go into my works staircase to get a good echo clapping with him

@BrayneDecay 5 лет назад

@@doing_aok That's honestly the amount of dedication I aspire to achieve

@lilycloudpants8888 3 года назад

"Never underestimate a woman who was born in June who has a three legged cat who was also born in June"

@DocBree13 Год назад

😂

@Itsatragedeigh 2 года назад

I admit i bought my fiancé a “I’m an electrician so I’m fully qualified to remove your shorts and check your box” because it was way too funny. He’s worn it like twice, I’ve worn it probably 1000 times.

@PETSEMATARYTWO 5 лет назад

*me:* :( *kurtis:* 💘💞💘💞💘💞💘 💞extra greeting💞 💘💞💘💞💘💞💘 *me:* :)

@eridiance9818 5 лет назад

my mom:🔪 me: 💀

@shadybeashooketh1911 5 лет назад

@@eridiance9818 oh

@titanslayer3567 5 лет назад

@@eridiance9818 my uncle:🍆👏💦 Me:😲😵

@NeilNordegrafxD 5 лет назад

@@titanslayer3567 I'm your uncle

@titanslayer3567 5 лет назад

@@NeilNordegrafxD uncle plzz stop 😥

@alisaalburo4271 5 лет назад

“HelloO” “Hey” “HI” “Yeah, my realestate agent?” “Yes, that’s meee”

@J.K.7 5 лет назад

Alisa Alburo love you

@gogomonow 2 года назад

I own a shirt that says "license to grill", I have never grilled. I also own a shirt that says "rad dad", I am a 14 year old with no kids.

@mammoneymelon Год назад

i have a hat that says "world's best grandpa". i'm 18 with no children, let alone grandchildren

@takoyaki-is-tired 2 месяца назад

@@mammoneymelonit’s giving mafuyu asahina /j i could see mizuki or rui wearing it

@mammoneymelon 2 месяца назад

@@takoyaki-is-tired new headcanon: rui and nene have matching ironic hats

@takoyaki-is-tired 2 месяца назад

@@mammoneymelon omg yes perfect time to go draw it

@norajoanne7051 2 года назад

Side note but imagine being arrested in a shirt that ends in “they’ll never find your body”

@gc146 4 года назад

Kurtis’ therapist: it’s okay spaghetti clamp isn’t real and won’t hurt you Spaghetti clamp:

@zeroeels8591 4 года назад

G C ok where is that shirt in the world right now I want it and I don’t know why but I feel like I have a spiritual level with that shirt

@kokichiouma1831 4 года назад

I really want that shirt tho I’d get so many reactions

@zeroeels8591 4 года назад

Pptat0 Lemon I’ve gone so far to recreate that top but idk I still feel like I’m so attached emotionally to the real one I think I have a problem

@sophiavigil5765 4 года назад

that shirt belongs with me spiritually and physically

@Nesaitara 4 года назад

Kokichi Ouma ok kinnie

@jasperrulzok 4 года назад

The spaghetti clamp shirt really just made Kurtis go through the five stages of grief in three seconds huh

@therealvalevolent 4 года назад

Aye you have a nice name

@elena4875 4 года назад

Elena you have a nice name too

@therealvalevolent 4 года назад

@@elena4875 oh hey dude, thanks you as well

@jeremywith_pants 4 года назад

too much Elenas

@kurtistownsheriff 3 года назад

i watch this all the time bc its one of my favs and the spaghetti clamp reaction makes me laugh UNBELIEVABLY hard every time and omg you described it perfectly

@froggyinthecloset 2 года назад

Seeing "rut loving" when having knowledge of A/B/O things definitely makes the shirt much more interesting.

@raeofsunshine8377 2 года назад

STOP IT I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT

@megolovaniadududu 2 года назад

Yeah, yeah it does

@starmunching 2 года назад

STOP LMAO

@bubbsterr4967 Год назад

What is A/B/O things? Like, blood types?

@starmunching Год назад

@@bubbsterr4967 oh you poor innocent soul

@consentclub8431 2 года назад

To this day, I'm still trying to figure out what "I AM AN ASSHOLE MAN" is supposed to mean. That shirt haunts me

@toceeno874 4 месяца назад

well i mean,, it's probably best to leave that door closed

@takoyaki-is-tired 2 месяца назад

as an asshole man, have some words of encouragement: I AM AN ASSHOLE MAN /j not a man

@BeautifulSilence1233 3 года назад

i found a gem at goodwill that says “it took me 75 years to look this good” and its my favorite shirt. im 20

@JK-xm4cl 3 года назад

wait i really want a shirt like that now, wtf

@casualcrisis6349 3 года назад

thats the best one. thats the best fucking one

@idkwtpamun 3 года назад

Might have to cop tbh

@imemotionallystable7109 3 года назад

wait gimmie it

@cynthialabonte5849 3 года назад

this comment deserves more likes than that’

@MarcellAyala 5 лет назад

30% broken English 50% weird designs 20% really crappy quality *100% Forklift driver*

@StepokTimkrivonog 5 лет назад

why is my mom gay

@MarcellAyala 5 лет назад

Its a Moms thing, you wouldn’t understand

@StepokTimkrivonog 5 лет назад

ну бля (((9(

@puritadrinkingfountain5143 5 лет назад

твоя мама гей fuck I'm the 999ty like... not 1k

@emmanazareno167 5 лет назад

why r u gay

@virtualmorgue 2 года назад

“Keep calm and spaghetti clamp.” Honestly, those five words helped me deal with my anxiety better than a year of therapy.

@kybug4life879 2 года назад

Never underestimate a 21 year old with a spray tan and 5 kids from different fathers that’s been married 3 times and divorced for a red lobster waitress and is a Scorpio

@dulcineaofvenus4653 4 года назад

There’s a weird sexual energy going on between Kurtis and Right Kurtis at 00:50 and I’m here for it

@koolkat-hq5xc 4 года назад

This comment made me choke on my mac and cheese

@pepper3716 4 года назад

your creepy emo cousin i want mac and cheese i‘m hungry :(

@koolkat-hq5xc 4 года назад

@@pepper3716 omg same

@kaitokuroballs 4 года назад

I-

@kaitokuroballs 4 года назад

Sunflower Skies honestly same

@idm6031 4 года назад

The relationship between Kurtis and his real estate agent is the best thing ever

@pretty948 3 года назад

Okay bye 💋💋

@ItsMe-uw8wi 3 года назад

Ok so I just started playing borderlands 2 and now I get the joke

@natnsm 3 года назад

Jack Van i will never understand your humor but I love it

@aarushijha5772 3 года назад

It's Jacob isn't it?

@zeppo2240 3 года назад

Idk how you wouldn’t build a bond like that if you’re dealing with asshole mans

@TheRainyKingdom Год назад

I’ve got a shirt I thrifting that says “Just a British girl in a South Dakota world”. I love it.

@melloyellow_ovo 8 месяцев назад

I unironically love these t-shirts but only ONLY when they don't apply to me at all

@pissingworm7002 4 года назад

“Keep calm and spaghetti clamp” I felt that 😔

@spencerpaquette3044 4 года назад

🍝 🗜

@jaylopez9015 4 года назад

My heart hurt after that

@oliviaward5586 3 года назад

I cried after hearing those meaningful words 😞

@michaelcornelius3641 3 года назад

Violence has died and there is world peace

@lilyh5041 3 года назад

read that again... 😔

@ellexarden 5 лет назад

it’s a kurtis thing YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND I’M WEIRD I’M A WEIRDO HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME TAKE THIS T-SHIRT OFF? NO, THAT’S WEIRD

@miriadel11 5 лет назад

I screamed

@laviedevia1306 5 лет назад

yOu eVeR seeN mE wiThOut tHiS stOoPid t-sHirT oN??? nOoooO

@Jacrispyvulcano 5 лет назад

*kUrtIs hEaD jOnEs*

@rayleneysabel8601 5 лет назад

I JUST LET OUT THE UGLIEST LAUGH AND SCREAM EVER

@lisaanna4666 5 лет назад

I dOnT fIt In AnD i dOnT wAnNa fIt iN

@legendarnikapustnak3303 3 года назад

Kurtis: extra greeting the subtitles: extra bleeding me: *chuckles nervously*

@nerdycassidy 3 года назад

The cut from “beep beep outta my way” to “keep calm: spaghetti clamp” MADE ME DOUBLE OVER

@graceholland5770 3 года назад

I'm absolutely losing it- "Everyone's a forklift operator until the real forklift operator shows up" SOMEONE P L E A S E BUY IT FOR ME OML

@pandabear8862 2 года назад

This is something Darryl would use

@sarab3888 2 года назад

I'd wear it to my warehouse job

@orbismworldbuilding8428 Год назад

So damn true too. I know for sure i would operate a forklift even if i didn’t have that qualification

@joey_was_here Год назад

As an actual professional forklift operator I can confirm this statement

@louloudaki_ 2 месяца назад

i’ve never interacted with a forklift and i would put that so proudly on display

@audreyvalentine9182 5 лет назад

that extra greeting cleared my skin and flourished my crops

@jodiecorry 5 лет назад

avie lou T shirt crops?

@neaterbean 5 лет назад

rain drop, drop top

@blue4155 3 года назад

Kurtis really summarised Maya Angelou's entire "I know why the caged bird sings" in four words huh? Zoo birds ain't free 😔👌💯🔥🔥

@mammoneymelon Год назад

and that is exactly what she was talking about

@heather_doestruecrime 3 года назад

11:40 Whoever is buying that 100% has a picture of the joker & harley quinn as their cover photo on Facebook and follows inspirational quote Instagram accounts

@as-bf6mm 3 года назад

It reminds me of that meme of like “My Prince Charming isnt riding on a white horse, he’s taking too long so riding on a turtle” or something

@luv4softball99 4 года назад

my dad has a shirt that says “IPA lot when I drink beer” and i just thought you should know that

@poopyfartlover313 4 года назад

Kelsea Williams - thank you for this information

@deannas2778 4 года назад

That...that is actually gold

@urieldaboamorte 4 года назад

phoneticians be like

@haley5735 4 года назад

Simply immaculate 👌

@Thas2 4 года назад

That’s more than acceptable

@meganro2978 4 года назад

I genuinely want to collect these shirts honestly. I unironically want to wear the 'Never underestimate an old man with a saxophone' shirt with all my heart

@brittanyr9471 4 года назад

Honestly, same. I genuinely like that one. Especially because I'm a young female who has never touched a saxophone in my life.

@mp3.2006 4 года назад

meganro as a thirteen year old female, I couldn't relate more

@maybeillanimate8135 4 года назад

I'm a girl who plays trombone but i still want it

@lauraespinoza6211 4 года назад

I'm a girl that plays flute, but I still want it :)

@blueberrysk1es 4 года назад

meganro same! I’m so glad someone said it! 😂

@4PPLEC0RE 2 года назад

2:54 that guys son is a he / she icon holy shit she’s so iconic

@PoeticLizard Год назад

When my dad buys shirts at thrift stores and they don’t fit (which is often the case) I’m the one who gets them. My new favourite t-shirt from this endeavour says ‘When I died, plant me with the trees. When I cry, water your garden with my tears.” My dad is quite the hippie to say the least, and I’m a fragile little man who’s scared of going outside, but I wear the shirt anyway.

@awescar3231 5 лет назад

mom: i just don't get why you- me: it's a kurtis thing you wouldn't understand 😤✊🤘✋👇

@kennedybrown8728 5 лет назад

I watched so much of his video that I said dude like every five seconds

@iSevv 5 лет назад

I cried

@user-s0m30n3 5 лет назад

u have nice hands

@awescar3231 5 лет назад

シ thank you queen

@outhereboi3773 5 лет назад

awescar OSCARRRSK OMGGG

@awesomek1032 5 лет назад

No one: Kurtis: ITS A KURTIS THING YOU WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND

@sawcpancakes8710 5 лет назад

Sorry everyone but that meme is kinda dying

@Pastelleraisthebestytchannel 2 года назад

@@sawcpancakes8710 shut up

@ananana5200 2 года назад

"Never underestimate a woman who listens to Disturbed and was born in July" Finally now I can get people to stop underestimating me!

@tevinarchuleta8725 3 года назад

“Zoobirds ain’t free” would actually look dope on a T

@figsoup 5 лет назад

Why did that song at the beginning slap release a full version pls

@leaderboard354 5 лет назад

judging from the context of the video, it was probably some disturbed song

@ZijnShayatanica 5 лет назад

That was so Tim & Eric, Shithead, etc. It gives me life.

@bloemenbuitengezet 5 лет назад

Megan Jackson, It's a Kurtis thing you wouldn't understand. Edit: because I can't spell

@ginnyking3984 5 лет назад

FR THATS WHAT I'M SAYING

@cannedbread3829 5 лет назад

@@ZijnShayatanica rapping for jesus

@buppycat 3 года назад

i think i’ve found my senior quote “keep calm and spaghetti clamp”

@gentlesandladymen 3 года назад

Same

@brycehallisy8381 3 года назад

‘stay classy, sassy, and smart-assy”

@c0d3_888 2 года назад

God I fucking wish I made that my senior quote

@noegiard494 2 года назад

if i were in a country that does yearbook quotes, mine would be "zoo birds ain't free"

@mearness4027 2 года назад

*steals quote*

@hyena_theshyvampire 10 месяцев назад

I would buy and wear half of these shirts ironically they're so funny

@boilingoden7984 2 года назад

11:02 I'd like to think that this is completely unrelated to the rest of the video.

@coodyh 5 лет назад

"It's a Kurtis thing" is such an amazing song, Beyoncé could *_never_*

@mr.joaquin7830 5 лет назад

You mean floppyonce? Please

@dsjfnjsadnfjkahkhdfds 5 лет назад

Mr. bing floppyonce and yet she could buy you a thousand times and still have hundreds of millions 🥵

@mr.joaquin7830 5 лет назад

@@dsjfnjsadnfjkahkhdfds slavery is illegal in the United States babe, so wish her some good luck on that

@jessloo5969 5 лет назад

Kurtyonce

@dsjfnjsadnfjkahkhdfds 5 лет назад

Mr. bing haha🤣👊 fuck damn you got me there mr bing !

@user-bn9su3wt7p 5 лет назад

legally changing my name to kurtis just to understand 🤙🤠

@forghtynightybhabaghii 5 лет назад

Yee yee

@quackkith 5 лет назад

yeethaw

@oweng8895 4 года назад

but... how can I be a Greg AND a Kurtis?

@76catlover 4 года назад

*KREG*

@spaderecords101 4 года назад

It all comes full circle

@rexjuhasz3185 2 года назад

since it’s summertime in my country, a few days ago I saw a girl in shorts on the bus, and to my greatest surprise there was a tattoo on her thighs and I started reading it. let me tell you i fucking busted out laughing cause it went along the lines the freaking SAME way as on the t-shirt at 12:32 it made my day.

@Sirens_kai Год назад

3:15 love the bigender rep 🙏

@lilyb_is_cool 11 месяцев назад

pangender or gender-fluid possibly

@chloerowing1 4 года назад

Fun fact, Assman's other name is Power Bottom

@isabellapouchet3182 3 года назад

yes.

@gentlesandladymen 3 года назад

YES.

@ratdad9706 3 года назад

I just fell out of the Porsche

@starcastic1933 3 года назад

ABAHHAJSISJSJSKS

@plantboy19 3 года назад

@@ratdad9706 not my porsche, just THE porsche

@skeletononesie8332 4 года назад

I’m a savage. Classy, Bougie, Ratchet. Sassy, moody, smart-assy.

@walkingtotesco9065 3 года назад

@elpresidente833 3 года назад

Wow bruh hahahahhahah im laughing rn 😶

@m_rastovic5152 3 года назад

Hahahah soooo funny 😐 🔫

@solarium_self 3 года назад

What why

@magdalenamitrovic8224 3 года назад

I was trying to get away from this.It never leaves me.

@lydiasimpson8244 3 года назад

my senior quote is going to be “zoo birds ain’t free” and no one will change my mind

@idontusethisanymore7732 3 года назад

3:12 we love a dad who’s proud of his gender-fluid son

@thehamburglar9286 3 года назад

you just unearthed a traumatic childhood memory of my grandma sending me a shirt with a unicorn dabbing on it with the text 'unicorns were born in may'

@angelbabyy5606 3 года назад

I wish I had a dabbing unicorn shirt now 😩😩 Preferably saying, love, grandma underneath haha 💜

@worstusernameintheworld9871 3 года назад

I would own a shirt like that ironically to mess with people ngl

@help6691 2 года назад

It would have been even funnier if you weren’t born in May lol

@caffeinatedkatie4696 2 года назад

It's one of those "God this is cringe" but it's from your grandma so you'd feel bad if you didn't wear it

@neuro3834 2 года назад

Noo

@itzred8 4 года назад

As someone who lives in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by farms, in Tennessee... I see those shirts being grown everywhere.

@karebear3506 4 года назад

I would like this comment but- it’s at 69

@kaysstutz542 4 года назад

I live in the rural part of Michigan and there everywhere...... they've tried to consume me already

@kathleenterry5176 4 года назад

yee yee

@nicoleann4487 3 года назад

I didn't know you had Wi-Fi

@itzred8 3 года назад

@@nicoleann4487 nah, all hotspot.

@treedeerthethingy4812 2 года назад

4:10 hey, just here to tell you, rut is the word for a deer's heat. the man loves it when deer are in heat.

@nosferattusx2 Год назад

I thought it said "rat-loving". I wish it said "rat-loving".

@treedeerthethingy4812 Год назад

@@nosferattusx2 honestly, same

@CJ-ez3uo 3 года назад

Kurtis: why would anyone want these shirts Me looking at the spaghetti clamp shirt: ME WANT NOW

@Niaoni 5 лет назад

No blush on the extra greeting? Unsubscribed, unwatchable, i feel disrespected

@wholeblends4327 5 лет назад

MeowYouToo lmao

@iSevv 5 лет назад

Beanboozled!!

@parkaction257 5 лет назад

Kokichi

@mythi7059 5 лет назад

i would like this comment but it's at 666

@sarah-jb1eb 5 лет назад

MeowYouToo okay kokichi

@tj_6964 4 года назад

I unironically want the “hamburger friends” T-shirt.

@kaysstutz542 4 года назад

Same

@saki-p4523 3 года назад

Cheeseburger Family 2: Hamburger Friends

@FiSH-iSH 3 года назад

i want the “hamberger friends” shirt and the “spaghetti clamp” shirt where can i get those

@kailyndonnelly06 3 года назад

@@FiSH-iSH search up hamburger friend shirt and they are selling them on redbubble and the spaghetti clamp shirt is on teechip. i am also going to be ordering the fry shirt :D

@ballerbeau69 3 года назад

Same

@chumbucket3475 3 года назад

10:09 Don’t starve characters be like

@alle8047 Год назад

as much as i watch kurtis I will never be able to predict one of his jokes. the one with 'Asshole Man' I thought he would MOVE like a foot to the right but nope he goes DEEP

@SodaPopElectric 3 года назад

I'm in the navy so i get a lot of 'sailor' shirts. The one that truly haunts me said 'You can take a sailor out of the Navy but you'll never get the seamen out of me'

@anuwilson9039 3 года назад

I'm disturbed. Please buy and wear it :P

@peachtea7269 3 года назад

I would wear that to a children's birthday party

@funkyparticles 3 года назад

oh. my.god. what the fuck I-

@doodledevore4374 3 года назад

Hmmm. Don't like that. Not good. Not good at all.

@marthaal1ce 3 года назад

He featured that exact shirt in his Part 1 of this series lol

@cadencehearld9607 4 года назад

I feel happiness when I eat a him

@emery-gaming 4 года назад

Cadence Hearld Mmm, hamburger friend... love them.

@TheSignalTower 4 года назад

i highkey want that shirt noe for shits and giggles.

@PeasAndKnees 4 года назад

Minta Loua you can buy it for 10-20$ at this website! www.veroattack.com/product/hamberger-friend-t-shirt-size-xssmlxl2xl3xl/ i hope you get your shirt :)

@spencerpaquette3044 4 года назад

I like how that implies that all fries are male

@bolfor 4 года назад

Heard some people had their depression cured after eating a him

@javo1st Год назад

Got a T-shirt that says “bowling ball” then has a picture of a pile of every type of ball apart from a bowling ball

@filmrat 6 месяцев назад

one time my friend and i found a shirt in a thrift shop that was bright yellow and said "cheese dreams". we didn't end up buying it and regretted it, so a couple years later for her birthday, i made her a custom shirt that looked exactly like that one. i love tshirts that make zero sense

@glue8107 5 лет назад

"i can say my name all friggin day" -kurtis 2k19

@isabelle_4207 5 лет назад

Tea you’re just out here sitting on one of the most coveted RU-vid names not posting a damn video lmao

@glue8107 5 лет назад

@@isabelle_4207 that's because I suck at making content lmao

@simma264 5 лет назад

Tea pronounced friggen but spelt fucking, it’s a kurtis thing

@glue8107 5 лет назад

@@simma264 oh wow lmao

@ellan1664 5 лет назад

KURTIS CONNER KURTIS CONNER, GIMME KURTIS CONNER

@ellaperry4486 5 лет назад

I may look like I'm doing nothing but in my head I'm clamping spaghetti

@cecinkm 5 лет назад

I actually kinda really want that shirt so I can like make it into a pillow and just laugh

@madisonhill2648 5 лет назад

Pardon... huh

@Pikydee 4 года назад

My spaghetti clamp is classy sassy and a bit smart ass-y

@biglaw3266 2 года назад

I think my cat is in love with Kurtis bc she paying a lot of attention to his videos compared to others and is always pawing at the screen

@MJ-uz9zn 3 года назад

9:35 Sounds like something Noah Centineo would say....

@xneonisneonx 4 года назад

Me, an enby: *exists* My mom: ah my son is a princess

@breademojiwheatemoji4003 3 года назад

PFFFFT that’s what i thought too

@jamesoncaps4238 3 года назад

Yeah that shirt radiated confused-but-supportive-parent-of-a-trans-kid energy

@perperperpen 3 года назад

Wtf is "en enby"

@xneonisneonx 3 года назад

@@perperperpen well I meant to put an, but im assuming youre asking what an enby is. It's just a shorter way of saying nonbinary :)

@perperperpen 3 года назад

@@xneonisneonx oh ok thx

@lizard3755 4 года назад

I want a "zoo birds ain't free" shirt

@cheesecakelasagna 3 года назад

Relatable, have a nice day.

@noegiard494 2 года назад

petition for kurtis to make a "zoo birds ain't free" merch item

@nothingxvii9542 2 года назад

4:50 I almost feel like that's an edited photo because of how oddly specific it is lmao

@Jay_Valentine 3 года назад

13:36 “ I guess not everybody can wear it...you have to be subscribed first” Me *subscribes immediately*

@charlotterose8420 4 года назад

so i have captions on and 9:18 ended up being "cube calm and spaghetti class" so thats what im going to tell myself before every test i take

@SketchUT 3 года назад

You’ve ruined me with this

@pretty948 3 года назад

😭

@Noah-wt9wc 3 года назад

I saw that too omg. Also, at 9:04 it said “spaghetti clam”

@InkSans_FandomSoda 3 года назад

I’m just dying of laughter right now-

@cheesecakelasagna 3 года назад

This is my new morning prayer.

@meganhicks5408 4 года назад

thanks kurtis because of you i just spent $23.11 on the hamberger friend shirt

@bumblebitxh6370 4 года назад

Megan Hicks WHERE DID YOU FIND IT

@meganhicks5408 4 года назад

@@bumblebitxh6370 redbubble! there's a sale on there right now too!!

@anna_banana414 4 года назад

Did u get it yet?

@brittneyrenee8286 4 года назад

what a legend

@yaphace 4 года назад

I WANT THE SMARTASS PRINCESS SHIRT

@BloodSweatandFears Год назад

I’m literally cry laughing over the spaghetti clamp shirt 🤣

@ghostkandie Месяц назад

the "i love you" in random irrelevant phone call skits always gets me

@libertyengland9608 5 лет назад

“Zoo birds ain’t free” is now going to be my senior quote.

@annalise0330 5 лет назад

Liberty England It better be 😂

@mayacarrier8353 5 лет назад

Stream "It's a Kurtis Thing" for clear skin and good grades.

@13jae85 5 лет назад

I wish 😭

@mayacarrier8353 5 лет назад

@marli ferguson AKAKSKS

@13jae85 5 лет назад

@marli ferguson lmao

@codie-leighc2345 5 лет назад

I freaking love you 🖤

@13jae85 5 лет назад

@marli ferguson you are iconic 👁👄👁

@NoNo-ct8vw 2 года назад

13:00 oh my fucking god I need this shirt. I’m not even born in July but I need it

@NoNo-ct8vw 2 года назад

June*

@DizzyJae 3 года назад

I could watch an entire video of Kurtis just doing those fake phone calls to himself. They crack me up every time.

@danicarollison7844 5 лет назад

Before extra greeting: 😔😖😫 After extra greeting: 😄😁😆😀 After FoLks: 😀😃❤️🧡💘🧡💘❤️

@chronicallyclaire2279 5 лет назад

I always clap with him.... 😄😄

@andreamanrique3059 4 года назад

There was no greeting in this video :(

@TheKotopies 5 лет назад

At first I thought youd say you didn't talk much because its... common kurtis-y...

@sjespiritu5421 5 лет назад

ME TOOO

@Dorf274 5 лет назад

Ayyyyyyyy

@junabug06 4 года назад

Maja Gl. i wanna like this but it’s at 666 so i’m not ruining that

@FabulousKilljoy 4 года назад

Ooooooo

@esmeraldabarajas6355 4 года назад

Zyla Brae it’s been ruine bro

@BinglesP 2 года назад

7:11 No way, Kurthiccs Connor

@LaikasFriend Год назад

3:38 he's trying so hard to support his bigender son lol

@skyewinder123 5 лет назад

My favorite shirt says "Hold Hands, Take LSD, Find God" And that's why i like street shopping in Asia

@robbieboydudeguy 5 лет назад

Klaus Hargreaves in a sentence

@leann4265 5 лет назад

I feel like two of those things don’t go together😂

@ishikajordan7320 5 лет назад

Erica Raths it is a bit hard to take lsd while holding hands isn’t it

@iluvebutterflys1 5 лет назад

This is very weird but my theology teacher in high school claims she found God while tripping on acid

@rottenstrawberryslices4630 5 лет назад

@@iluvebutterflys1 you know what they say, God shows himself in mysterious ways 💁

@laurenpettit7476 5 лет назад

"zoo birds aint free" -kurtis conner 2019

@eviefg1372 5 лет назад

Why did i read this perfectly on point in his voice?😭😂

@anycost8822 5 лет назад

Tbh I would buy that shirt

@jodiecorry 5 лет назад

Any Cost I am willing to hand sew it for you, are you willing to pay any cost?

@anycost8822 5 лет назад

Jodie Corry good one 😂

@Katdontknow 5 лет назад

pls make this shirt kurtis

@EnderPanReigns 2 года назад

Because of this video, I bought the T-shirt that says "be are the appreciate what you dad" and i have made like 3 friends because of it, so thanks kurtis conno