Fluent Womanese! Giant Fake Ol Tiddies Edition 

Women don’t want men to improve - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-dPx3gIJ1Cck.html Why women feel justified lying to men - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-GlUKLlFizsQ.html Scientific study shows that after being rejected, women are far more likely to be cruel to the next man who flirts with her - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-IWOn0X_sAg8.html Branch swinging is a behaviour unique to women - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-BYgWNAM7STk.html Why women get addicted to social media - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-TI02YGBCkzo.html Women want romantic gestures and gifts because they crave proof of your affection - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xJscnd9y8UE.html How women feel being touched by men - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE--5kISg4y9QI.html Women want to play out romance fantasies of taming a villain - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-u-kzHe2ehoc.html Women don’t want to settle down in their 20’s because they are using their peak years as a distraction - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lWNFzDr9zlE.html Women’s behaviour is guided by biology, culture and psychology - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-CUVRtiUTnTk.html What the Disney song ‘let it go’ reveals about female psychology - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-bH1NxGN94d0.html Why women feel justified lying to men - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-GlUKLlFizsQ.html Scientific study shows women who regret their sexual choices don’t change their behaviour - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-VNjoc1aOGK4.html 5 reasons women don’t want to be treated better than they deserve - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-XovTUQujjOw.html What every woman needs to get (emotionally/psychologically) from her father - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-_dPHuNGKazk.html Why women reach out to ex boyfriends - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jpqkKaV3QpI.html Women fake interest in men because they want attention - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-WNBg-mqcxpg.html Women are so terrified of judgement they feel justified lying to you - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-3Z2rcusREKU.html Women will often break up with a man before fully explaining her issues with the relationship - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-J4zCcm_GDGA.html Women measure their lives by their relationships - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-HcJYIwkZQXQ.html Women belittle men because they feel vulnerable and dependent on men and are frustrated by their lack of masculinity - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-f7oGB1ll8R8.html Story of women dancing with feminine energy in Thailand - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-b2_DfJQD09M.html Deep down, woman want boyfriends - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-NToqAl_TZlo.html Men want freedom and women want security - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-RngxJQl0JyQ.html Why women are scared to have opinions unless their girlfriends think the same - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-SgchIdP54ww.html Scientific studies prove women feel aggressive towards ovulating and beautiful women - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FTNmjW_bWuU.html Women are cruel to low value men to signal that she is way out of his league - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-KnT0Xc35cPg.html Why women don’t trust male kindness - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-WDIAS4zdW1M.html PATREON EXCLUSIVE: Should A Woman Who Wants Feminine Daughters Mate With A Feminine Man? 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How to make a man angry- tell lies about him How to make a woman angry- tell truth about her

As a woman I’d like to thank you for calling out these misguided, toxic, selfish women on their BS.

"We now celebrate wmen who hold onto their highschool values" Truer words have never been said my friend.

I love how you treat those clowns as if we're all in the zoo and you explain to us kids the nature of the animal.

As a hobbyist womanese learner my interpretation of the last clip: when the cultural ambassador of the womanese gardening society seems dour while saying "dump your boyfriend - life is fun when you're single", I think she means "I regret leaving my bf and doing degrading and destructive things so I need you to stoop to my level so I can feel better about my choices". It's quite easy to understand when you remember the three basic rules: 1) it's all projection 2) it's all opposite 3) there's no concept of accountability in the womanese culture

We have to thank Alexander for subjecting himself to this in order to teach us womanese; truly a hero.

The chick got back stage passes from the band, and the band got back door passes from her.

I love how she supposedly got drunk out of her mind, passed out on the hotel bed of some artist, and then managed to do her hair and make up perfectly for her TikTok video the following day.

"What level of satire and sarcasm do you want in this episode?" "Nuclear."

let me translate "shitty ex boyfriend" what she means to say is my ex boyfriend had boundaries and wouldnt tolerate my non sense.

I'm addicted to Alexander's Womanese series. It never disappoints.

LOL!!! BRILLIANT!!! “Womanese”…you popped up on my feed today… We Live in an Idiocracy 😂😂

She loves her hair way more than she could love any man.

That drummer just wanted to show her his large pokemon deck of cards, she was impressed, so much so, ended up telling women to leave their bfs. Incredible.

Alex is the GOAT! Way to break this down so that regular humans can understand it.

This level of your satire God tier. Great video. Great take on the hair flip, still can't figure myself.

Im a woman & this is accurate womanese interpretation.

Any guy that calls himself alpha is far from anything close to it. Just like a woman who claims she's a strong, independent woman is far from it. Real confidence doesn't have to be bragged about.

You never stop learning

Wahmaneese lesson #2, here we go. These lessons kick nuts man, ngl. My head aches like back in school days preparing for math semester exam.

This channel has gone from trying to understand women to show why so many pursue or require therapy.

Forever children.

His translating abilities is unsurpassed

Good job in breaking down their vernacular this was kinda funny because it true. The sad part is people like her are giving dating advice and the saddest part is most modern chicks will gladly follow this extremely toxic advice because it's fun and easy to do without considering the long-term psychological damage. Remember gents "single women keep women single". Great video Alex, love your content and keep educating us. ✌ brotha

"life is fun when you're single" till the day you reach 40 with no kids and the only one sticking with you is your cat

Thanks to all women that dump their boyfriends for a handout of backstage passes, free alcohol and the privilege of being part of a groupie harem for rock bands. Those women will leave us men alone, so we can focus on our careers and live a carefree life...

Thank you for the video! Subbed. I loved how you got this womanese explanation. I am divorced at 47. Got better looking with age, not like chad or nothing but actually being looked at every once in a while is a big change for me. So now I am trying to learn about woman and figure out things late in life. I'm just going to say that I married a woman out of desparation obviosly. Not knowing anything about them, of course it couldn't last. I basically got lucky and some of my masculinity shown through. I can't believe how much I was messing up. You have to learn somehow and sometimes its later then you want, but at least I'm not totally ignorant now. I thought women chose their partners by looks kinda like we do. I had no idea that the way you carry yourself, confidently and just being manly turns a women on. I want to teach every young man this myself so there is less suffering. It's so hard to change after a lifetime of being treated bad by women. Where was the dang internet when I was a pimple faced teenager that no one wanted to look at? LMAO. Sorry about the long comment but I think you are doing a fine job teaching people these things. I wish there were more mentors for young people. At least the internet can get you in the right direction, and u can hear all the different options and choose what best fits u.

Man every time I hear you explain things, i feel so intrigued and amazed at your cautious and detailed choice of words.

I'm not sure what I find the most impressive, His translation, or that he can keep a straight face whilst doing it 😂😂

I was fat throughout my younger high school years, then after high school I lost weight and become more buff in my younger days, the thing is, you can change your body but you still have the "fat mind set". So when women give you attention or flirt with you, you really don't know how to respond or act because it's all new. And for the most part, your morals and values in life are still the same because that's all you really had being a fat person. So it blows my mind that a fat girl, who lost weight afterwards, instantly decides to throw her morals out the window and goes around fu*king, especially with guys who would have insulted her and never dated her back when she was fat.

This women is so deeply unhappy with herself and the level of projection and denial is just so tragic to witness. I honestly just wish her the personal growth she needs

this womanese lessons are gold. Please keep them coming.

If she says "I love you." It means: She wants you to Love HER at this moment RIGHT NOW. Tomorrow she will probably FEEL differently about you.

As I said before, this is an amazing and funny way of explaining female psychology. Keep it up. Your translations are golden.

This was an informative video, about the womanese culture, and language. Very helpful, and accurate!

RU-vid needs to rank you higher dude ! Your insights are so crystal clear and accurate. Keep up the good work.

Im loving these womanese videos. Please keep making them

Perfect. “Displaying your lack of caring about what other people think requires you to think a great deal about what other people think.”

Honestly if I was on a date and the girl called me domestic abuser I'll start laughing. Even more so if she's being serious.

So far The funniest intro I've ever had over a cup of coffee on RU-vid in 2022 . Thankyou for this edition lmaooo

Disney needs to make a female version of Peter Pan to teach the same lessons about pleasure island and not growing up.

I love his level of sarcasm and the way he talks about this as if this was a legit documentary haha Always hilarious and on point!

"Get Lost" t-shirt speaks volumes

Because there's a touring rock musician for every single woman out there.

I enjoy these "womanese language" videos !

Women like this are best safely ignored. They are broken and beyond saving. They are bitter and angry. Let them be someone else's problem, not yours.

Yo that was slick! Nicely done sir, SUBSCRIBED

Fantastic video mate. Well researched and spot on.

This guy is the most proficient translator of womanese language in the world.....THANK YOU...VERY WELL DONE....and the very reason to my choice of subscription to this channel....

Me: “if all of your friends jumped off a bridge would you do the same?” Modern Women: 👯‍♀️🌉🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

this is one of my favorite videos, please keep doing this!! Great job to make mens aware, thank you Alexander to be thee!

A language I have been trying to decipher for 60 years, and now it becomes clear....

5:18 For someone who claimed to have drank and partied hard all night, her makeup still looks perfect. She either brought her *fakeup* bags with her, knowing she would stay at his hotel overnight or she’s lying about the night. _”I woke up like this.”_ 🤷🏻‍♂️

you can feel that they actually hate themselves but it's always easier to throw it at someone else.

This is my first watch of such vids. I so appreciate the balanced and informative analysis in the manner of a David Attenborough nature documentary.

Best version yet... keep it up brother.

"Life is fun when F single" red flag she just wants to keep on having the ho3 phase as long as possible. They type of women can never be in a stable relationship. Majority of her relationships are toxic and its always the mens fault and never hers dodging accountability.

Now imagine this, but in David Attenborough's voice. It'd be hilarious.

These will be the same women standing alone and frustrated at 35 wondering how they're going to spend the rest of the years alone.

Sir! - This video format is your very Best yet! - Thanks!

Props to her for the physical self improvements; no doubt these attractive physical traits will be compounded and enhanced by her warm, caring and vibrant personalit- oh...

When someone is a manipulator, the only way to win is not to play. Period.

Your deadpan sarcasm has won me over, glad you showed up on my suggested list!

My first video of yours I watched! Great context!

This is amazing. I never knew Alexander was such a proficient translator. I had no idea they were getting drunk and talking about the quality of linen on the bed.

I will never understand why women having the same eyebrows as Eugene Levy would be considered attractive. They might as well grow a beard while they're at it.

Wow that was a great lesson. I wished I had had language teachers like you back in school. Those women don't complain about men like the drummer who treat them in a most terrible way, no they love the drummer, but complain about the good men in the world. And later on in their lives wonder why they dont find a decent man for building a family together. Thank you.

Thanks for this lesson teacher. I'm learning so much!

The irony.. The fact that she felt the need to post that video, where she tells other girls to be like her, just says it all. You can see how mad she is even under all that face paint.

This dialect is a subset of the larger toddlerese spreading like wildfire.

Thank you, sir. I really appreciate the explanation that you've presented us. The reality of these situations is very important for our younger male generation.

Excellent educational video. You must have spent years living amongst them and studying there culture. It is very hard for people from this side of the world to gain their trust and allow someone so much access to their tribe. You should be up for an award for this. The dedication and self sacrifice so that we can all better understand these isolated people makes the world a better place. Thank you! Keep this educational documentary series rolling!

Another quality breakdown from a certified translator, the best part is where you use her self description, not to objectify her, but to show how she objectifies herself. I knew that Mr Grace would never come up with that description on his own, i met friends like you in school, always cool and never a bad thing to say about anyone. But somehow always able to keep it real.

Another great one would be female arguing techniques: "kitchen sink", gas lighting, memory loss accusations, waterworks, door slamming/dish mishandling

Being a 304 isn't a phase.One doesn't un 304 themselves.Once you are 1, you are 1

Your analysis and breakdowns are spot on!

I like how he keeps a straight face throughout the whole video

The overwhelming amount of SADNESS in her eyes, almost makes me feel sorry for her

Womenese episodes are off the charts good

Brilliant approach to the whole topic and very funny.

having a girlfriend is good practice for being a father - that knocked me out

Your observations are pure genius. Not only are they perfectly accurate, which is an amazing feat, but they are delivered with absolute seriousness which makes them devastatingly funny.

I love your take in translating womanese. Highly valuable information for the young men out there today.

First time watcher, subbed.....

i wish more people were like my mom. she's such a kind caring loyal woman to my father. probably one of the last pure hearted women alive.

Alexander, this was an amazing explanation of womanese. I'm a beginner but your translations completely made sense and were very easy to understand.

“Discussing thread counts…..”. LMFAO & I may have sharted from laughing. Lol

Alexander Grace you really have the ROSETTA STONE for translating realty and common sense from womanese .. Congratulations on this important scientific Discovery..

Your educational videos with translation womanese to english is SUPERB! Please continue posting! Now I start to understand ;)

I love the satirical and sarcastic nature of your recent videos the old ones were too boring for me to watch consistently, but THESE!?!! NAH, I'LL BE WATCHING ALL OF THEM keep em coming... GREAT WORK 🥂😁💯

This Intro got me good. I just laughed. Your expression was priceless.

The sarcasm is strong in this one.🤣 But, beautifully done!

The Professor is in! I love these videos... It's amazing how funny and informative they are at the same time! Love it! Keep up the great work!

This girl looks and talks exactly as my long lost ex-girlfriend. The horror. Thanks to you, I can now - just barely - grasp why I never understood her :D I'm gonna take some more lessons for the fun of it. Thank God, I've been married for 10 years now and my wife speaks my language, well most of the time :D

Awesome man! You took it to the next level! Bravo!

LOL - your deadpan face irony is just fantastic

I'd suggest we start a Go-Fund-Me campaign to take all of Alexander's _Womanese_ lessons and turn them into a film, the way Steve Harvey's _Act like a woman, think like a Man_ book did, but 1. I doubt any major studio would film it; 2. this wouldn't be a comedy, but a tragedy, so low box office (educational films don't really make money either); 3, I really, _really_ like Alex, and want him around for a long time to continue his work, so best not to put a target on his back from the gynocracy .....

Keep it up bro. You should have a million subs soon

My God, this video is hilarious because it's so REAL. Tragically real. The more tragedy in comedy, the funnier it is.