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Hey if it worked for Ghost busters, it can work anywhere

But but...you comment on lets drown out...you cant be here TOO

klimpomp I am everywhere and nowhere. More specifically, I'm sitting on my couch.

Mr. Big Snake O_o *bows* my lord

+Mr. Big Snake witch zp video is it that has that little sing along?

Francisco Torres The Talos Principle

That has to be the most retarded thing I've ever heard.

Didn't you read about the Emu War in the comments above?

Sorry, you mean Female Character FS-1041-A? The strong woman who don't need no man?

Anyone who finds this message will be in the same situation so lets all be fucked together

But the world must know our pain

Its called heaven...

Did you ever get out? I need a cheat sheet!

There's no escape...

Knight-Errant çupupuçppupuçuç

That's not what happened, it was play testers who complained the game wasn't dark enough and insomniac listened to them. Some of these people were 12 years old.

Oh shit it’s ea. Even in 2019 6 years later they are still shit.

And everyone at EA collectively facepalmed when Overwatch became a hit.

Your formatting on mobile made this look like it was written in lymeric. It took me inexcusably long to realize it wasn't.

He could of reused that for GTA 5.

xxjermxx70 Coulda shoulda woulda used the right word there. It's have, not of, go to hell.

as a schizophrenic who's happy my meds wore off and sitting in a corner rocking back and forth... oh wait that;s not a joke :O

Wait, what? I really want to hear this story, what happened?

Joseph Corridon apparently australia had a war with the emu's and lost. you can look it up on wikipedia, and cracked has it in an article on dumb wars somewhere. ...and if you dont know, the emu is sort of like an ostrich from what i know.

Nova20cp Thanks. I'm an Australian so I was really wondering how we managed to declare war on a species that wouldn't even know what a war was.

Joseph Corridon and how they would loose. ... are emu's really that bad?

Nova20cp I live in a city so I couldn't tell you, but they are pretty like ostriches so I wouldn't want to pick a fight with them.

And Jacob, a black man who's just happy to be there.

MDKcde Lol.

To be fair, except Joker, the rest of the human cast are much less interesting than the alien characters. I think I took Garrus with me 90% of the time.

Who would want to sound like a cynical, brutally incompetent twonk who doesn't seem to actually PLAY some of the games he reviews? As a game reviewer, he's a tad crap.

InfernapeRevolution You know, I'm guilty of that too, but only in accent and tone, not so much the wording. As one of his fans commented during a web interview between him and Escapist staff, "Yahtzee, stop making me hear my every condescending thought in your voice." There's two things I do when I try to make someone feel like an idiot; one of them is stare at them emotionlessly and wait for them to hopefully make up for the lack of my own correcting them, and back in the depths of my mind I narrate every insult that comes to mind in an English accent. I don't feel smarter, but it sure does make me feel better.

***** A critic is not just one who criticizes, it's nearly synonymous with reviewer. It CAN just mean someone who expresses unfavorable opinions, but seeing as Yahtzee also points out what a game does well, the definition of "critic" applicable to his job is "a person who judges the merits of literary, artistic, or musical works, especially one who does so professionally." This seems to a common misconception with people in Yahtzee's comment section. Not to mention the fact that in the description of most of his videos, it says "Zero Punctuation REVIEWS ______" As for the original comment, once you've been watching a lot of Yahtzee's videos, you sort of naturally start thinking in the same sort of tone as him, it's not just people "trying to sound smart."

R'Kdairos Zo'dhyac it's true

Perry Martin You, apparently. That sounds a lot like something Yahtzee would say.

+Alastor343 me too i tried looking but got nothing. :(

Takua I was about to ask the same thing

Tonixman Jesus that opening theme

Boy, have I got news for you!

@@Marchof31Days Bruh, this comment is over 7 years old.

@@Marchof31Days And also, why did you say you have news, but not say what the news is? That's like telling someone you have a question for them, rather than just saying the question to begin with.

tell me more about a lord

You mean Clive Barker's Undying.

SamVision That was even better. Probably my favorite FPS ever.

Raqubor I agree but Jericho was shite. It would have been better if it was a comic book or something

I remember playing Gunpoint the year it came out. Still love that game.