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George Carlin, 1985 "Losing Things" 

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@tomjeffries3540
@tomjeffries3540 5 лет назад
This type of comedy will never be irrelevant, because it will always continue to happen.
@makaveli201071
@makaveli201071 4 года назад
@Francisco Nieves huh??
@tuneboyz5634
@tuneboyz5634 2 года назад
Comedians today : " uhh trump lol uhhh tik tok feminusm lol"
@michaelsalisbury1477
@michaelsalisbury1477 2 года назад
@@tuneboyz5634 Trump is the new American Hitler!!!!!!!!!!
@ztahs
@ztahs 5 лет назад
Socrates on acid. The man was a genius.
@jamesagwe2981
@jamesagwe2981 5 лет назад
George tells the best life lessons
@RelativeBadger
@RelativeBadger 4 года назад
Boring and desperate
@eltorpedo8844
@eltorpedo8844 4 года назад
@@RelativeBadger Is this you on yourself? Negative self commentary is dangerous.
@RelativeBadger
@RelativeBadger 4 года назад
@@eltorpedo8844 It's called education, sir
@Kevin-sd9ec
@Kevin-sd9ec 4 года назад
I literally scrolled down just to mention acid
@stormet54
@stormet54 5 лет назад
Buy a new thing to replace the thing that's lost. The lost thing will be found within the hour to.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
I like when i lose JUST the Cd, NOT the case! Well, it's not in the car, not in the cd tray...I'm at a loss.
@Xanixade
@Xanixade 4 года назад
So should i buy a car every time i lose my car keys?
@jareddauer4015
@jareddauer4015 4 года назад
@@Xanixade no dummy you obviously buy a new set of keys
@mrjimmyhush
@mrjimmyhush 4 года назад
"This time I'm going to put it somewhere safe, somewhere I won't lose it. I'm going to put it right he-SON OF A BI*CH!" *Old item is right there*
@judythompson5253
@judythompson5253 4 года назад
buy a new thing, and now you have TWO...
@lakechocolate9785
@lakechocolate9785 4 года назад
Take a moment to think about this: "the whole point of heaven is to get back everything you've lost".
@madalinadanila_piano
@madalinadanila_piano 4 года назад
yess! good point! thanks for bringing that up
@antichrist7608
@antichrist7608 3 года назад
@Riz P kinda hard to explain since its a kind of personal matter that everyone thinks of differently. but i think they're referring to the feelings and mindsets and, well, happiness i guess that comes with youth and fades away slowly as you age. the idea is that in heaven you get all of that feeling back, but thats just my interpretation. i encourage you to find your own that works for you and your experiences
@badreality2
@badreality2 3 года назад
@Riz P Your loved ones.
@NicholasPR
@NicholasPR 3 года назад
They don't give you back your virginity, you were in such a hurry to get rid of it in the first place
@lakechocolate9785
@lakechocolate9785 3 года назад
@@NicholasPR You get that back too!
@kjellringstrom6217
@kjellringstrom6217 5 лет назад
Mum´s and wife´s have a creepy skill to find things. They can go to the same drawer or cupboard where you already have look 6 times, and they find it after 5 sec.
@Fjertil
@Fjertil 5 лет назад
Have you ever thought about that... maybe... they taking them away and just act they have found them?
@joundi007
@joundi007 4 года назад
@@Fjertil it actually funny but talking how men differentiate from women we want results we dont have time for unecessary mouvements will women can focus and calmly find ur lost things sometimes u lose something ur wife didnt see but she calculate and asume u put it above tv coz it is ur fav place to rest after a long day of work and u just exausted and tv close to door .... (just exmpl) thats why women complete men (if they understand and care for each others of course) woman can read u as a book if she care about u and live with u.thet have also the superpower to tell if u lie or not 😂
@mrichar9
@mrichar9 4 года назад
Hunter/Gatherer division of labor between men and women. Men can track moving objects better (hunting). Women can find stationary things better (gathering).
@Jgarcia68
@Jgarcia68 4 года назад
Are they Mexican? if not, then they most definetely have Mexican blood.
@RoyceGetit
@RoyceGetit 4 года назад
Kjell Ringström Holy shit this is the truest thing I ever read on the internet 😂😂😭
@arthurtrauer5684
@arthurtrauer5684 4 года назад
George didn’t mention, it’s always in the last place you look. Well, who would keep looking after it was found?
@burglemyhead6838
@burglemyhead6838 3 года назад
He lost that bit
@c2itccase9
@c2itccase9 3 года назад
Good point
@6772mike
@6772mike 3 года назад
My grandmother used the " it's in the last place you look "...so, when I found something, I would keep looking for it ( while I hold my watch in my hand ) just so I can say '''HAAA, it's NOT in the last place I looked !! Used to drive the old woman crazy...LMAO
@williamwassmann9349
@williamwassmann9349 3 года назад
Jeff Foxworthy did that sometime after this aired and it wasn't funny. I think George probably thought about it and said "Nah"
@williamwassmann9349
@williamwassmann9349 3 года назад
Jeff Foxworthy did that sometime after this aired and it wasn't funny. I think George probably thought about it and said "Nah"
@bobdobalina838
@bobdobalina838 2 года назад
Probably the greatest comedian of all time. Certainly my favorite. Some of his Clips I end up watching again and again because they are just so funny. Thanks George and rest in good piece.
@gum_thegod2637
@gum_thegod2637 2 года назад
Excuse me Mr Dobalina, Mr Bob Dobalina
@wrenspence1936
@wrenspence1936 2 года назад
Carlin's material never gets old. It always remains fresh and funny!
@parker-boy98
@parker-boy98 9 месяцев назад
Yeah, rest in peace George Carlin.
@tabathasheffroth7981
@tabathasheffroth7981 4 года назад
One of my Mom's favorite responses when l couldn't find something..."Well, if it was up your arse you'd know it!" "Yes, thanks, Mom... I'm fairly certain I would." RIP Mom
@liisavarhalla6348
@liisavarhalla6348 4 года назад
Your Mom was very wise.....ty for sharing this.😊
@ARichardP
@ARichardP 4 года назад
That bit digging in his pockets is brilliantly done.
@johncumiskey672
@johncumiskey672 2 года назад
Colombo !!
@kathyduby8150
@kathyduby8150 Год назад
it may have fallen upward...
@bubbastill2040
@bubbastill2040 5 лет назад
I don't know if George knew,when he was here/living, just how cosmic he was.Natural sensitivity, great intuitive talent.What a gift to this world he was!
@anonymike8280
@anonymike8280 Год назад
Of course he knew, you ninny.
@beemo9
@beemo9 5 лет назад
I was looking everywhere for this
@Ooopss85
@Ooopss85 4 года назад
hahaha
@slinkLainey
@slinkLainey 4 года назад
I guess you... lost it. I mean, it couldn’t have just gotten up and walked away, could it?
@frostychickenprods
@frostychickenprods 4 года назад
Oh I get it
@spiralmorning5784
@spiralmorning5784 3 года назад
You most certainly did
@natelivas3961
@natelivas3961 4 года назад
1:04 he transforms into Robert De Niro
@dalekdx
@dalekdx 4 года назад
5:29 & Jack Nicholson
@kimcantswim174
@kimcantswim174 4 года назад
Then there's this curious phenomenon called hiding in plain sight where the object you're trying to find is right there in front of you but, for some reason, you don't see it and continue to look high and low. And then, in the fullness of time, your eyes alight on it and you go "I don't frickin' BELIEVE it!"
@wphh7272
@wphh7272 3 года назад
Can't tell you how many times I've lost my glasses on top of my head...😭
@kingofgrim4761
@kingofgrim4761 2 года назад
This happened to me with a lighter. I was looking for it for over 2 days. And somehow, someway, I looked in the spot two feet in front of me, which I KNOW I even moved and checked a billion times over, and it was sitting RIGHT THERE. The 4th dimension is real 💀
@chrismckell5353
@chrismckell5353 2 года назад
A show called The Comedy Company ( Australian show from the 1980s) used to have a series of sketches about this. Domestic blindness.
@barbarajansen3397
@barbarajansen3397 4 года назад
I have to say this is one of his best! Family friendly and you can show it at family parties!! I love it!!
@jennifersman7990
@jennifersman7990 2 года назад
I grew seeing Carlin on shows like this, same with Richard Pryor and thought they were just as funny here (if not more) as onstage
@jeanjacqueslundi3502
@jeanjacqueslundi3502 6 месяцев назад
Families are overrated.
@azuzpuz2458
@azuzpuz2458 5 лет назад
“You’re in the land of broken dreams and shattered hopes and you’re next in line for the human sacrifice.” “I think I’d rather be lost.” -in Robin Williams voice no less.
@walterkoziol3822
@walterkoziol3822 4 года назад
Dude, how can that be when he was already being famous before Robin Williams started to became famous. If I remember this is just one of many skits he has done on The Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson. So now explain to me how the hell he sounds like Robin Williams when Robin Williams wasn't even around at that point of time?
@carlfrye1566
@carlfrye1566 4 года назад
It turns out Robin was lost. When he turned off his light was he found?
@sha11235
@sha11235 3 года назад
Oh, so we're in Trump's America, huh?
@Ridley_Lockhart
@Ridley_Lockhart 2 года назад
The next in line for the human sacrifice thing..what's that mean?
@paragonofgood
@paragonofgood 2 года назад
"Eh! If I knew that, I would still have my yoyo!" - The way Carlin delivered this line got me rolling xD
@johnny-r
@johnny-r Год назад
Carlin wasn't only ahead of his time, he was ahead of every time.
@janiegolden5338
@janiegolden5338 Год назад
I often relook many times until it isn't there. And then I declare boldly: Here it isn't!
@kaylo492
@kaylo492 4 года назад
If you think about it, nothing is ever "lost." We just don't know where it is.
@Yanimalyan
@Yanimalyan 4 года назад
kaylo492 sounds like after some pondering you came to the conclusion that the hidden pile of lost items was just made up
@janedupree2327
@janedupree2327 4 года назад
It's a black hole. It sucks missing items randomly to a different dimension. Then sometimes, they return, with no explanation.
@NiamhCullen
@NiamhCullen 4 года назад
It's kinda like in South Park. The Underpants Gnomes take everything. They hide it in their underground lair. Step 1, Stolen item step 2 ..... Step 3, profit.
@sbraypaynt
@sbraypaynt 4 года назад
Virginity Hope in humanity Untreatable Cancer victims Dead people Yeah bruh kinda breaks down your point a bit
@Bobrogers99
@Bobrogers99 3 года назад
Exactly. The thing knows exactly where it is. We just don't know where that place is.
@tonibackus1438
@tonibackus1438 2 года назад
Carlin was even funny when he wasn’t cursing. By that time he had gotten fed up with a lot of us. And had to make a point. Miss him dearly. He’d have a field day with what’s going on in this messed up world right now.
@Swixelusken
@Swixelusken 9 лет назад
It threw me off a bit when I noticed he adjusted the language for TV, censored all the cursing out of the material. Well done George!
@ceebeeii6723
@ceebeeii6723 7 лет назад
Swixelusken This clip is from "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson", 6/10/86. Just saw this on Antenna TV :-)
@jennifersman7990
@jennifersman7990 5 лет назад
I know I’ll be in the minority here, but I always thought Carlin was just as funny either way. Same with Richard Pryor
@1oag
@1oag 5 лет назад
He very seldom uses profanity... :-)) His style is amazingly refreshing and intellectual.. :-))
@E2O10
@E2O10 5 лет назад
Pro&Con You know about the 7 words, right?
@1oag
@1oag 5 лет назад
@@E2O10 School me, I'm neutral, what are they?
@ilovedylan3943
@ilovedylan3943 4 года назад
I've Loved George Carlin since I was about seven years old. He is beautifully hilarious and a gorgeous man in every way. I am so sorry he's gone now although I'm sure he's much happier we sure could use him now in the country of America in 2020. He was like a cool breeze on a really hot day and quite intelligent, how rare that is among comics these days. I love him still and watch his interviews and stand up on RU-vid as much as I can. 😇
@jonstensaas9077
@jonstensaas9077 Год назад
I guess I was about 7 when I first saw him on Johnny Carson. But only the past year because of U Tube I've listened to his uncensored comedy! What a genius
@melissaalbanese2708
@melissaalbanese2708 4 года назад
I can't say enough about George Carlin! I love the way he brings to light the most obvious and everyday things.. putting his sardonic slant on it to really bring home the hilarious points that eluded me about the subjects initially! I recommend him to all my friends
@dennisraymond8071
@dennisraymond8071 Год назад
You're absolutely right..... good evening how are you doing over there hope you're having a wonderful day, it's a lovely day that the lord has made.
@slammin69
@slammin69 2 года назад
I saw George do this back in '88. Love this piece!!!
@wddub9075
@wddub9075 5 лет назад
On the subject of coincidences to lost things, something in life I’ve often found amusing is when you experience losing something, finally giving up on it and moving on, maybe buying a new one, then what seems like immediately, you find the thing you lost, but absolutely no longer need it.
@bobmalack481
@bobmalack481 3 года назад
Absoutely true for me- Many times it bugs me more NOT knowing where something is, and actually accepting the loss than getting it back.
@louis5555gmail
@louis5555gmail 5 лет назад
You can be funny all day long, you can't beat good old George.
@bubbastill2040
@bubbastill2040 5 лет назад
My guess is the best any of us could do is catch up and maybe run beside him for a while.Might need a 14 hour nap though!
@kennatiousc
@kennatiousc 8 лет назад
one time i lost my suspenders that i kept in the top drawer; and i kept coming back to look for them there; and they finally showed up after about 6 tries.
@knlazar08
@knlazar08 7 лет назад
and then.... dddzzzzzzipppp... back from the pile.
@kennatiousc
@kennatiousc 7 лет назад
yes
@TiasAhlgreN
@TiasAhlgreN 7 лет назад
and you didn't even know there was a pile!
@mikedeese6378
@mikedeese6378 5 лет назад
you should have suspended the search ,, lol..
@trysometruth
@trysometruth 5 лет назад
and yet you knew everything important in your life always comes back to being in your drawers
@MScorpioM
@MScorpioM 4 года назад
Omg I also was always imagining that lost pile! This man was a genius 😂😂
@c2itccase9
@c2itccase9 3 года назад
I was visiting my mother and during the visit, my stepfather lost his hearing aids. We looked everywhere and didn’t find them. About 6 months later my mother called and said she’d found the hearing aids. Of course, I asked where she found them and she said in the waffle box in the freezer. We thought we looked everywhere. Apparently not.
@chrismckell5353
@chrismckell5353 2 года назад
Haha, did they work?
@andycrawl2128
@andycrawl2128 5 лет назад
He nailed it.
@tomy.1846
@tomy.1846 5 лет назад
"I just want to know where they went!" So true, eternal mysteries! :)
@garywoods3940
@garywoods3940 3 года назад
George was one of a kind best comedian ever.
@jimratliff2753
@jimratliff2753 3 года назад
Ahead of his time...genius comedian.
@jcb3393
@jcb3393 10 месяцев назад
observational humor that has yet to be topped by any other observational comic, nor is it simply bland observation. Genius!
@lancebaker1374
@lancebaker1374 5 лет назад
Carlin's mind worked in a weird and beautiful way. He saw the simple strangeness in everyday life, as did Robin Williams. Unfortunately, they may have had difficulty communicating their personal troubles.
@porkfied
@porkfied 5 лет назад
Funny you mentioned Robin Williams in the beginning almost the same style as Robin Williams.
@joeywantstoplay
@joeywantstoplay 5 лет назад
converting thought into articulate speech that is hear as you intend it, is an art of itself & not as easy to do well, as it sounds.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
Yeah, i think that may be what's wrong with this country. Too many men sharing feelings every 12 seconds. Don't care to see any men that cry more than women do. Please. :)
@mbeenz
@mbeenz 4 года назад
He has got to be an amazing man he always makes us laugh thank you so much my friends!!!!,!
@stevencoffman34
@stevencoffman34 4 года назад
Where's George when we need him.
@fragglefknrock7568
@fragglefknrock7568 4 года назад
Dead
@juanmonge8
@juanmonge8 2 года назад
Lost to time.
@StacyNiedzwiecki
@StacyNiedzwiecki 5 лет назад
I hope when I get to Heaven, someone finally explains where all partners to the other sock went. It's one of life's greatest mysteries. Love you, George Carlin.
@BroughtToYouByDDean
@BroughtToYouByDDean 5 лет назад
@Stacy Socks dematerialize and turn into Tupperware lids!
@jonerickson2358
@jonerickson2358 5 лет назад
He missed the part that I often do: "Let's see? What am I looking for now? Car keys!! Maybe I have forgotten what they look like? Small, silver pieces of metal, hooked on to the key ring, leather flap and black plastic with car opener button. Yea, probably already looked at them and didn't recognize them. Better start over again."
@annvik3772
@annvik3772 4 года назад
Omg that's me
@alexcrawford5350
@alexcrawford5350 7 месяцев назад
Wow, that’s the most handsome that I’ve ever seen George Carlin look!
@KaarinaKimdaly
@KaarinaKimdaly 6 месяцев назад
Have you seen his earliest look, like clean-cut 1950's? He is barely recognizable.
@maydom04
@maydom04 8 лет назад
Funniest thing I've heard in a long time, thank you George, you are a genius!,
@tntkitty3595
@tntkitty3595 9 месяцев назад
Hello my name is Pearline.I love George Carlin since the 70's. He is the best of all the rest. This was in my wild days
@ryancurrul4485
@ryancurrul4485 5 лет назад
I miss him
@bradleycotton3237
@bradleycotton3237 5 лет назад
Ryan Currul Mr. Conductor boarded the train to heaven.
@daviddavidson8050
@daviddavidson8050 5 лет назад
Hilarious and a most-definite pause for thought. That was always Carlin.
@gloraLOBO
@gloraLOBO 4 года назад
I miss you even more now Mr. Carlin with the mess we have daily !
@007Yasir
@007Yasir 3 года назад
Funny. Thank you for posting. The man was a genius in comedy.
@ichhasseamerika
@ichhasseamerika 4 года назад
A comic genius who's caliper we dont encounter in the current age.
@rayniac211
@rayniac211 2 года назад
I lost my laptop charger. It's just gone... And I can't for the life of me recall where it could be. I came to youtube to look for this video because I needed some comfort from the fact that I'm not alone with this kind of problem. Thanks George.
@clairejohnson6522
@clairejohnson6522 Год назад
1 year on ,did you ever find it or have you forgotten you lost it in the first place!?😊
@CaptainBeefheart90
@CaptainBeefheart90 12 лет назад
fantastic man
@ck.hut10
@ck.hut10 4 года назад
I'm appreciating varg.
@TheNewAeon2012
@TheNewAeon2012 5 лет назад
he was the greatest
@Mad-RCandHOBBY
@Mad-RCandHOBBY 4 года назад
"where do things go, when they're lost" i am asking that myself every time i look for something lol
@vladimirstolov9324
@vladimirstolov9324 3 года назад
to the pile lol
@studiobencivengamarcusbenc5272
His voice is bloody brilliant
@kickass1437
@kickass1437 4 года назад
Had my dying of laughter the whole way through.
@lawkobakr9840
@lawkobakr9840 3 года назад
I just got familiar with his materials and they are philosophical, entertaining, informative, critical, and amazing.
@anarchistatheist1917
@anarchistatheist1917 7 лет назад
this was a few years before his role in Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. he looked young here compared to his last stand up. rest in peace Mr George Carlin.
@micawber7162
@micawber7162 5 лет назад
No shit, that was 23 years before his last stand up XD
@robertcavalier6133
@robertcavalier6133 5 лет назад
The guy was inventive. He reminded us that we have more similarities than differences. Quite the humanitarian. Bless his memory! * Cav *
@rodrigocardoso7457
@rodrigocardoso7457 9 лет назад
Simplesmente o maior gênio do humor de todos os tempos. Impressionante. Just the best comedian of all time!
@nataliewilliams9741
@nataliewilliams9741 4 года назад
I sure miss you, George.
@bigg16
@bigg16 4 года назад
Absolutely Brilliant Comedian.RIP George Carlin.
@Sameoldfitup
@Sameoldfitup 3 года назад
“Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood.” ― Leonardo da Vinci.
@tsopuaifa
@tsopuaifa 5 лет назад
He works this routine really well.
@bigbob16
@bigbob16 5 лет назад
The thing that always got me was when someone said "I found it in the last place I looked" well of course you did... once you found it why would you keep on looking ?
@carpediem4887
@carpediem4887 5 лет назад
Its called.....a joke
@hansdampf640
@hansdampf640 4 года назад
One of Your finest of all time,i adore his work so much!
@denisehedden13
@denisehedden13 5 лет назад
🥀Awesome Man🥀🕊🥀
@mjs3764
@mjs3764 4 года назад
I always think that there has to be something wrong with a person who hears these bits and doesn't laugh.
@Vipygaming
@Vipygaming 5 лет назад
i love you george
@richardjezewski
@richardjezewski 6 месяцев назад
I can only repeat this numerous times - AMEN
@nstlase5505
@nstlase5505 5 лет назад
I have tried to lose something while trying to find something
@dougboyer5829
@dougboyer5829 4 года назад
Yes I have
@drspaseebo410
@drspaseebo410 5 лет назад
Creative, brilliant, sharp-as-a-tack mind !
@ToniM10
@ToniM10 2 года назад
Lol..... I think that's WHERE I GO....when I'm lost!....🤣👍
@phenomenalfemale524
@phenomenalfemale524 3 года назад
Such a piece of work. Always entertaining.
@RaymondBraun1
@RaymondBraun1 11 лет назад
his timing was better in the 70s on this bit. but ill always loveya georgie
@tones2003
@tones2003 4 года назад
this man reminds so me much of my grandpa (who i miss SO much) and watching this CURES ME!!
@gary287
@gary287 2 года назад
When people say they lost their mind, where do they think it goes? No one is ever looking for their mind, they've either lost it or they have it. Same with memories, if you lose your memory, where does it go?
@xmanb8193
@xmanb8193 4 года назад
One of the best stand up comedians
@hemedia7082
@hemedia7082 5 лет назад
The saying that always made me laugh when trying to find something is "It'll be in the last place you look", then why not look there first, but it's never there, lol
@FreeLeonardPeltierNow
@FreeLeonardPeltierNow 5 лет назад
blessings, and thank you for sharing!!!
@UltimateDorito
@UltimateDorito 3 года назад
Thought I'd seen everything he did but I've never seen this. Love him.
@Patrick-ud3vu
@Patrick-ud3vu 3 года назад
George looks healthy and refreshed in this video.
@TerryPullen
@TerryPullen 5 лет назад
Throwing jokes like a prizefighter. Amazing.
@alexcrawford5350
@alexcrawford5350 7 месяцев назад
This was one of his craziest (energetic) performances that I’ve seen so far, especially in the last 30 seconds or so.
@rico76
@rico76 4 года назад
He is and was one of the best. Political comedy and observations he is still the best.
@DeadhunterThe
@DeadhunterThe 4 года назад
I got lost last Christmas season in London. It was outside the front door of Harrods when all of a sudden my parents weren't behind me anymore. I held my ground for a bit, then went to look for them. I looked everywhere. The Pret Manger we ate lunch/dinner at, the grocery store we browsed around, back in Harrods, even the nearby McDonalds. Nothing. I was scared. Here I was in a place I had been to for the very first time, and it was nearing Christmas. I thought I'd be lost for a very long time, and I didn't have my parents' switched out cell phone number either. I was on the verge of tears. But then I remembered something I read in my first ever "Boys Life" magazine. When you're lost, you don't panic. You STOP. That is: Stop. Think. Observe. Plan. I had to get back to my family, and the best way I could do that is if I could get to neutral ground where they were sure to come to eventually. But where would that be? Then I remembered the Ibis Hotel we were staying at. If I could get back there, they'd surely come there in time to reunite. Problem was I didn't know how to get back. I had to find a way to get to the hotel. I didn't have my phone, but there were still those payphones nearby. With luck, calls to the police and emergency services were free like in America. I made my way to one that was working and called. The police officer listened to my story and asked where exactly I was and what I had seen. I told him we had been to Westminster Abbey so he directed me to the nearest Ibis Hotel. Unfortunately, that wasn't the right Ibis Hotel. But I went inside anyway and explained the situation to a receptionist. She called several other Ibis Hotels until she got the one my parents were registered under. She then told me to tell the workers of the Underground Subway System to direct me to the nearest train station to our hotel. It was dark, but I found my way to the subway, asked for directions to where I needed to go, made it to the right Ibis Hotel, but my parents weren't there. The receptionists assured me that after awhile they'd come back to the hotel and after an hour or so, I heard a knock on the door. Imagine my happiness to be reunited with my parents who at one point I thought I might never see again.
@johnkochen7264
@johnkochen7264 2 года назад
When I was a kid, about 7 or 8, I had a lovely little toy derringer. Yes, I lost it and it bothers me to this day. Like George says, I just want to know where it went because I am 70 now, way past the age you play with small toy guns. In my mind’s eye I can still see it.
@kengaroo5170
@kengaroo5170 11 месяцев назад
I borrowed it and forget to return it. My bad.
@cityofchamps66
@cityofchamps66 8 лет назад
He does another bit similar to this discussing the difference between lost and missing and it's brilliant, like doesn't missing violate some form of physics, you might be missing from where you should be but not missing from where you are, lost is different, YOU'RE the only one that knows, truly awesome
@Patrick_0n
@Patrick_0n Год назад
Love this guy always
@marccolten9801
@marccolten9801 4 года назад
It's been my experience that I find things that have been missing forever while desperately searching for something I just lost.
@CanvasMC
@CanvasMC 5 лет назад
If you have lost an object at home, start tidying/cleaning your house. Even if you don't find the object, the place will look better...
@patrickpastor8041
@patrickpastor8041 4 года назад
I could, but eh.
@bernadettepergolese4607
@bernadettepergolese4607 5 лет назад
OMG .... WOW ... RIP GEORGE I MISS YOU A LOT .... YES , I LOST SO MANY THINGS ....
@RobertJohnson-lu9vb
@RobertJohnson-lu9vb 4 года назад
Got this guy was hilarious too bad he's gone
@iggystompbarnyard
@iggystompbarnyard 11 лет назад
i was lost like that once
@deafrock1580
@deafrock1580 2 года назад
absolutely hilarious, very nice George 👏
@annmcnamee5616
@annmcnamee5616 5 лет назад
Just genius 😊
@MegaSkills9
@MegaSkills9 3 года назад
A stranger once came up to me and said "Excuse me...but where am I...? " I said to him "This is the planet Earth."
@MD-kg1kq
@MD-kg1kq 3 года назад
The way I look at it, it's not about losing something, it's about losing your identity!
@daniellee1722
@daniellee1722 Год назад
Just watched Carlin in Jersey Girl. God I miss this guy he always brings a smile to my face
@BO-nb8xy
@BO-nb8xy 5 лет назад
Thank You !
@ROCKaholic
@ROCKaholic 5 лет назад
He reminds me of Nick from the show "Happy!"
@amandajstar
@amandajstar 2 года назад
This is REALLY insightful. And delightful.
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