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George Carlin, this man is the shit!

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@justinzaff
@justinzaff 5 лет назад
I love this older completely jaded cynical and brutally honest version of Carlin .
@justinambru8529
@justinambru8529 4 года назад
But's that is how he has always has been.
@justinzaff
@justinzaff 4 года назад
@@justinambru8529 Have a look at his earlier work when he was younger .
@1sweetree
@1sweetree 4 года назад
@@justinzaff How do you think he's come to that conclusion...?
@justinzaff
@justinzaff 4 года назад
@@1sweetree Noticing patterns in people over time and getting too old to be anything but honest .
@richardlow3062
@richardlow3062 4 года назад
I prefer the older George, His facial expressions were an added bonus on top of his already hilarious stuff, Hail Hail George.
@BlabsMcGillicutty
@BlabsMcGillicutty 7 лет назад
These little gargoyles.
@JimBob-ky8sm
@JimBob-ky8sm 5 лет назад
I call it pumping out a unit! Kathung! Kathung!
@howardOKC
@howardOKC 4 года назад
i am a gargoyle
@pinkushatejar
@pinkushatejar 4 года назад
666 likes lel
@justinbrooks9072
@justinbrooks9072 4 года назад
That they have loosed from their loins
@MARTINADBA1980
@MARTINADBA1980 3 года назад
hahahahaha
@tomthomas9897
@tomthomas9897 5 лет назад
Comedy is the best way of tellin the truth. This man proved it
@michellelvsgerry
@michellelvsgerry 4 года назад
Tom Thomas Really? Mainstream comedians tell the truth? I think that comment is comical, you should think about doing your own show.
@panokostouros7609
@panokostouros7609 4 года назад
Comedy is only good at telling the truth when society is already upside down
@Wtfdrewrustupid
@Wtfdrewrustupid 4 года назад
Tom Thomas Ok but who asked?
@SkyeSeafoodandeatit
@SkyeSeafoodandeatit 4 года назад
Social critic
@theguy7480
@theguy7480 4 года назад
@@Wtfdrewrustupid oh fuckoff
@brianramirez8255
@brianramirez8255 4 года назад
he aged into a perfect version of himself and left right on time
@someguy5767
@someguy5767 4 года назад
Very well said dude!
@richardmatias8106
@richardmatias8106 3 года назад
Wtf.no we still need him
@sidearmsalpha
@sidearmsalpha 3 года назад
I wish he had stayed like this and lived another 15 to 20 years.
@katyungodly
@katyungodly 3 года назад
If he still lived, he would continue shitting on right wingers like the liberals and conservatives in 2020 ahaha
@giovannicervantes2053
@giovannicervantes2053 3 года назад
@@richardmatias8106 we would've cancelled him cause we suck!
@synthoelectro
@synthoelectro 5 лет назад
can you imagine what he would say about the modern day world of social media and its narcissism?
@soygato2722
@soygato2722 5 лет назад
Almark "its same shit every year, its the same shit every year, every year i see kids blowing shit up, kids posing and dressing like hookers on the internet. Every decade kids do stupid shit"
@missyr797
@missyr797 4 года назад
And helicopter parents
@Yumicpcake
@Yumicpcake 4 года назад
He might change his viewpoint of only having one kid. One means it's highly likely you end up with a narcissistic child.
@joshuabaker6013
@joshuabaker6013 4 года назад
He would probably give himself a heart attack.
@yguyonabufffnilrebmahc344
@yguyonabufffnilrebmahc344 4 года назад
@Jane Doe he said we should investigate 911 before he died
@peekaboots01
@peekaboots01 4 года назад
This should be mandatory watching for all parents.
@doreenlee9304
@doreenlee9304 3 года назад
I'm curious what would happen.
@marieamanda6617
@marieamanda6617 3 года назад
Yes
@tedkaczynski3748
@tedkaczynski3748 2 года назад
@@doreenlee9304 I'm watching it. I got kids. Can't stop laughing.
@devonoknabo2582
@devonoknabo2582 Год назад
no
@BaldHeadedManc
@BaldHeadedManc Год назад
​@@devonoknabo2582 great input
@panterino
@panterino 5 лет назад
Polluting the Earth with these creatures who have no future. Classic
@spook3112
@spook3112 4 года назад
I’m 97% certain I’m one of them.
@LivingHe11
@LivingHe11 4 года назад
in the words of Dr. Manhattan *it's too late always has been always will be...to late*
@williep3426
@williep3426 3 года назад
Carlin is so fucking right on that issue
@gmar7836
@gmar7836 3 года назад
I never had kids. Not apologizing 😊
@countryprideisfoolish1415
@countryprideisfoolish1415 3 года назад
Oh wow
@davidburns6284
@davidburns6284 7 лет назад
The greatest comedian of all time.
@xXxdevilsxXx1982
@xXxdevilsxXx1982 5 лет назад
Yeah great man
@liopergonsd58
@liopergonsd58 5 лет назад
Found the white guy
@kindleyfernand4389
@kindleyfernand4389 5 лет назад
No Kevin Hart is
@georgexanthopoulos3003
@georgexanthopoulos3003 5 лет назад
@@kindleyfernand4389 LMAO
@Lexsoufz
@Lexsoufz 4 года назад
Comedian/philosopher!
@shevlingalaxy6509
@shevlingalaxy6509 6 лет назад
Let me tell you something folks... nobody cares about your children okay? We don't care.... Best line ever.
@hatehypocrisy1
@hatehypocrisy1 5 лет назад
I used to have a friend and enjoyed my conversation with him till he became a father and began telling me about his kids . I got very annoyed to the point where i blocked him on my phone and my Facebook as well.
@Kuro_kazz
@Kuro_kazz 5 лет назад
That's why they're *YOUR* children!
@scotchdopole
@scotchdopole 4 года назад
@@Kuro_kazz ..so you can care about them and we don't have to bother.
@christinetran491
@christinetran491 4 года назад
Lol i feel that way not only about children but everyone and everything
@coffeeaddicted4495
@coffeeaddicted4495 4 года назад
@@hatehypocrisy1 xD
@NostalgiaMan
@NostalgiaMan 3 года назад
Pumping out a unit. Priceless
@vikinghoodbluelighthouse2911
@vikinghoodbluelighthouse2911 3 года назад
Bruh how many comments are you going to make on videos
@Boat-ulism
@Boat-ulism 3 года назад
@@vikinghoodbluelighthouse2911 it's Carlin, so probably all of em.
@aaryanduke
@aaryanduke 3 года назад
My dad name is jeff and I got s twin brother🤣
@zohandvir7606
@zohandvir7606 3 года назад
How are you everywhere?
@eksadiss
@eksadiss 3 года назад
@@zohandvir7606 automated thumbs up through a bot network
@lordjared
@lordjared 13 лет назад
Thank god for George Carlin. Parents are always like "Well, you would say that because until you have a child you'll never understand." Well, George Carlin has kids and still has enough sense to speak the truth.
@christinetran491
@christinetran491 4 года назад
Hell yah! Its not always sunshine and sprinkles. And guess what? No cares lol
@adriantomlin2902
@adriantomlin2902 4 года назад
I dont have kids and that is still my opinion!! They are their parents whole fuckin world or their parents worst inconvenience!! One or the other!! Unbelievable!!
@allys744
@allys744 4 года назад
He was right when he said “just have one kid” because George himself had only one child.
@Bowserjr-wi4dn
@Bowserjr-wi4dn 4 года назад
Wait, he had kids? Then how come he seems so angry about parents and the kids they have? I mean, seems a bit odd to say you don't give a shit about kids when you HAVE children of your own...please correct me though if i'm being stupid, as usual...
@nazmul_khan_
@nazmul_khan_ 4 года назад
Bowserjr1213 , he had a daughter named Kelly and loved her much. Though I guess he didn’t mind getting a good laugh at her expense in dinner time lok
@machbaby
@machbaby 5 лет назад
I was lucky- I had cool parents that let me watch the Carlin HBO specials starting when I was about ten years old. I finally got to see him live shortly before his death. You were the best.
@jetblach
@jetblach 4 года назад
Me too!!! My dad let me watch and listen to Carlin when I was around 9 or 10 years old. Great times! I sure miss the guy!
@ubersheep6517
@ubersheep6517 4 года назад
You guys had cool parents dammit :’(
@mahyarabitach1284
@mahyarabitach1284 3 года назад
@@ubersheep6517 you’re not alone
@johngittings4673
@johngittings4673 8 месяцев назад
My parents were the same way. Carlin was my favorite comedian. Funny thing my parents kind of encouraged me to watch him because of how insightful he was. My mom told me “you could learn a lot from him”.
@nmarrs8539
@nmarrs8539 4 года назад
If having a kid was so special there wouldn’t be billions of us.
@TheNotoriousFonzy
@TheNotoriousFonzy 4 года назад
His prediction on what this planet's gonna look like in 50 years is really making me nervous lol
@trillfa9774
@trillfa9774 2 года назад
Yeah because this world is well on its way to fulfilling his prediction sadly.
@godnotavailable2094
@godnotavailable2094 2 года назад
Remember when he predicted the stock market dropping 2,000 points in a day, and people in the streets engaging in a civil war with police officers? No doubt in my mind he's gonna be right this time too. If his timetable is right, we've got 30 years left.
@johngittings4673
@johngittings4673 6 лет назад
‘Todd is in the seventh grade now, he’s in the cheese club!’ LOL as a Wisconsinite, this had me thinking of small towns here. I bet schools actually have a cheese club.
@spambamkeija634
@spambamkeija634 5 лет назад
I live in fucking Phillips and I'm from the South Shit is quite different here.
@eyehatefarcebook11
@eyehatefarcebook11 5 лет назад
Pinconning, MI might have a cheese club or two.
@jaworskij
@jaworskij 5 лет назад
that's why Todd is sitting on the crapper. To export the "cheese".
@Bloodynine606
@Bloodynine606 5 лет назад
I agree with a lot of what Carlin says. But a cheese club sounds pretty dope.
@thagodwecreate5179
@thagodwecreate5179 5 лет назад
In NJ we have heroin club
@danielclark-hughes692
@danielclark-hughes692 4 года назад
"These little gargoyles that they've loosed from their loins." 😄
@minnermin
@minnermin 4 года назад
I feel like he's incredibly serious and people just laugh at it like it's a joke
@corporatetrash
@corporatetrash 4 года назад
He is serious and it is funny
@johnnytravis6697
@johnnytravis6697 4 года назад
ben flamini he’s 100% serious. I’m sure he moved past attempting to red pill people in one sitting. Likely his aim was to simply plant the seed and get people THINKING and at least recognizing how utterly helpless, dumb, and sedated we’ve become.
@SilentNightBodomNight
@SilentNightBodomNight 3 года назад
Everything he says is serious. There’s no debate
@ImGoingSupersonic
@ImGoingSupersonic 3 года назад
Because thats what it is
@1DaTJo
@1DaTJo 3 года назад
Yes I feel that too. He’s utterly serious and people can’t believe someone would be that honest so they laugh.
@lwillimas
@lwillimas 5 лет назад
RU-vid appeared in 2005 he passed in 08 he made that joke of putting the video on RU-vid almost a foreshadowing of things to come with RU-vid very smart man well missed
@SuperDevolution
@SuperDevolution 5 лет назад
RU-vid was already pretty big by 08. It took off almost immediately. IIRC, Google bought it in 06.
@gaylenewood7707
@gaylenewood7707 5 лет назад
Well he didnt predict that RU-vid have assholes who is killing it..
@am33x
@am33x 5 лет назад
@@SuperDevolution yeah the cool youtube "broadcast yourself". Good old days. Now it's a children's playground.
@roryschweinfurter2601
@roryschweinfurter2601 5 лет назад
I think that maybe he really was a time traveler ala Bill and Teds excellent adventures because he saw and said things that are happening right before our very eyes. How about televised beheadings years before ISIS started to do it. Now that's scary to me.
@slinkerdeer
@slinkerdeer 5 лет назад
@@gaylenewood7707 he said he is merely an observer watching the slow spiral of the drain humanity is going down, and enjoying the extreme human behavior along the way. So really RU-vid deteroriating is a part of that, so he did predict it lol
@rexharrison400
@rexharrison400 5 лет назад
George Carlin, saying out loud what everybody really thinks.
@MrHopper911
@MrHopper911 4 года назад
Carlin wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher with a sense of humour.
@greengame9713
@greengame9713 4 года назад
If I see this comment one more time...
@sisckoimper203
@sisckoimper203 4 года назад
@@daniel1982641 stfu xtremetoomanynumbers
@TheSoulBlossom
@TheSoulBlossom 4 года назад
@RobMacRay If he's a spook, then you are a dumb fuck.
@wallonmcwoolworth819
@wallonmcwoolworth819 4 года назад
@RobMacRay blahhhhh
@ImGoingSupersonic
@ImGoingSupersonic 3 года назад
Yea every video says the same comment.
@abc456f
@abc456f 4 года назад
I see these moms in my neighborhood. Three kids trailing behind, pushing the stroller with the toddler, and pregnant. Her role in life? Pushing out units.
@abc456f
@abc456f 4 года назад
@@MPeaches1958 The one I'm talking about is a Republican. Trump's tax breaks went to the rich.
@fluffynator6222
@fluffynator6222 3 года назад
@@MPeaches1958 Ironically, this is a dream wife for many republicans: A unit pusher.
@ANTINATALIST_lewis
@ANTINATALIST_lewis 3 года назад
@@fluffynator6222 LOL 😂😂
@geraldspencer1956
@geraldspencer1956 10 лет назад
"Hey! Do you wanna see some pictures of my kid-?" "NO!!! Just describe them to me." Ha-ha!!! Classic! lol
@bryantmarsh6523
@bryantmarsh6523 11 лет назад
17 people can't get into the cheese club.
@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates
@JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 4 года назад
Bryant Marsh 320*
@phoneheaded
@phoneheaded 4 года назад
392*
@qwejxkwbdk
@qwejxkwbdk 3 года назад
418*
@hubflower5433
@hubflower5433 2 года назад
562now
@DerpsGW
@DerpsGW 11 лет назад
George Carlin sometimes speaks such truth, that I don't even find it funny because I'm genuinely horrified of the truth he speaks. This is one of those times.
@zaidaldweiriproductions5416
@zaidaldweiriproductions5416 4 года назад
oh boi if you see it today
@abrahampalmer8761
@abrahampalmer8761 2 года назад
Same
@fuckweedMegafayce
@fuckweedMegafayce 10 лет назад
I wonder how many people come here to laugh at it as an abstraction or as being true. It is true
@HenryMcGuinnessGuitar
@HenryMcGuinnessGuitar 5 лет назад
I laugh at it because no one else would be rude enough to say this stuff. These are all things that we are so polite and sensitive about. And it's almost unbearable to think that our kids have no future. So its an ideal subject for humour - something no one would say. I cried with laughter the first time I watched this, though I can't say I agree with all of it.
@waynej2608
@waynej2608 4 года назад
@Inner Voice That's it. He's both real and surreal. He's also quite prescient. And faf!
@Vipygaming
@Vipygaming 9 лет назад
R.I.P Old man
@ShortFingeredShreder
@ShortFingeredShreder 9 лет назад
Vipy *Old fuck*
@deagle2898
@deagle2898 7 лет назад
??
@Furykidxxx
@Furykidxxx 6 лет назад
Not only he wouldn't mind being called that, he actually called himself that in this exact special
@laughingskull3881
@laughingskull3881 5 лет назад
@@ShortFingeredShreder his name is George carlin btw
@JimBob-ky8sm
@JimBob-ky8sm 5 лет назад
What I am is an old fuck. It's kinda like a fat fuck!
@Sameoldfitup
@Sameoldfitup 3 года назад
“Has it ever struck you that life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by you so quick you hardly catch it going?”― Tennessee Williams.
@robertslydell6990
@robertslydell6990 6 лет назад
"Hey Jeff, want a kid?".... LOL
@doodelay
@doodelay 9 лет назад
"That's what's gonna happen, that's what's gonna happen" XD
@kausarukus
@kausarukus 10 лет назад
"Giselle is 5 and already she's had 9 periods" lmao
@ghettoblastah14
@ghettoblastah14 9 лет назад
Probably from all the growth hormone in the meat
@ohwellwhateverr
@ohwellwhateverr 5 лет назад
Definitely a George Soros funded bot Someone doesn’t know how periods work
@howardOKC
@howardOKC 4 года назад
I think George messed up the numbers here. 9 year old with 5 periods may have better effect.
@robertmorrison1657
@robertmorrison1657 4 года назад
@@howardOKC Would make more sense, but what he said was funnier because it is so unrealistic.
@howardOKC
@howardOKC 4 года назад
@@robertmorrison1657 buddy, you explained it very well
@MurakamiTenshi
@MurakamiTenshi 13 лет назад
Carlin is right, kids today don't have a future because of what's happening now
@ANTINATALIST_lewis
@ANTINATALIST_lewis 3 года назад
Very true
@charlesmarkell163
@charlesmarkell163 3 года назад
Whats happening?
@charlesmarkell163
@charlesmarkell163 3 года назад
I can tell you whats happening nobody gives a shit. But the ones that do are very unique and carry a lot for this childhood society. People forget and they dont see what they are doing or causing and its a squeez the charmin ripple effect and get in the way this may be our last day
@charlesmarkell163
@charlesmarkell163 3 года назад
We all live in a nutshell do we?
@myfeelingsarehurt6655
@myfeelingsarehurt6655 3 года назад
@@charlesmarkell163 are you having a conversation with yourself or something?
@mikelisle7202
@mikelisle7202 5 лет назад
Imagine the fun he'd be having if he were around today....Carlin was the best
@Music-tk5oq
@Music-tk5oq 5 лет назад
He would be dissing Trump "BIG TIME"!!!
@IndelibleHD
@IndelibleHD 2 года назад
@@Music-tk5oq This aged well. You mean your idiot president Biden that you voted for.
@Music-tk5oq
@Music-tk5oq 2 года назад
@@IndelibleHD i dont vote at all , never did, never will.
@IndelibleHD
@IndelibleHD 2 года назад
@@Music-tk5oq Looks like you're half the problem then. The other half voted for Biden.
@trillfa9774
@trillfa9774 2 года назад
@@IndelibleHD i’m pretty sure he wouldn’t have been a big fan of Trump or Biden.
@renzraule2954
@renzraule2954 3 года назад
"Don't even replace your husband...he's already done enough damage as it is" My wife dies in laughter...
@ronskancke8166
@ronskancke8166 2 года назад
The husband is second only to the damage some of the liberated women have done. Karen's included!
@joeconley1981
@joeconley1981 5 лет назад
he was a true genius.
@n3v3rg01ngback
@n3v3rg01ngback 4 года назад
The sublime pleasure of playing video games, drinking vodka, and listening to grandpa George tell it like it is.
@lalonde2012
@lalonde2012 9 лет назад
This is by far one of the greatest comics of all time. I notice the culture difference it is very hard for my people to accept the truth but the good old apology is validation if your opinion offends.
@NolaMegN
@NolaMegN 11 лет назад
Do you wanna see pictures of my kids? NOOOOOOO. lmao. Thats so me...
@ZyKLonBē
@ZyKLonBē 5 лет назад
His old stuff is really good but I think his material got better and better as he progressed through his career
@jamesrichardwilliam22
@jamesrichardwilliam22 4 года назад
This man has a lot of wisdom and speaks on what it is to be truly human with compassion and no arrogance.
@vlada881
@vlada881 5 лет назад
"their new ride around lawn , with the two-toned horn and the GPS in case they get lost on the lawn"
@mersa316
@mersa316 5 лет назад
Wow. I never knew Carlin even knew RU-vid existed. It's completely different than it is now but holy shit. I feel much less disconnected from him and his later era after hearing him say "RU-vid"
@Music-tk5oq
@Music-tk5oq 5 лет назад
I hardly knew what youtube was back in '08 cause I wasn't using a computer yet.
@SuperDevolution
@SuperDevolution 5 лет назад
Carlin always kept up to date with trends on the Internet. He referenced Wikipedia on this same special.
@JoeyLevenson
@JoeyLevenson 4 года назад
Makes sense. I had a channel back in 06, even before the word youtuber was created. He had 3 good years of chances to reference it.
@Muhammad-bv4uu
@Muhammad-bv4uu 5 лет назад
"Have you pictured what this planet is gonna be like in 40 -50 years. Its gonna be a big smoking ball of shit" Damn George you werr right all along
@Guitarman7133
@Guitarman7133 5 лет назад
ITS NOT A PLANET. THERE IS NO BALL.
5 лет назад
@@Guitarman7133 I'd love to hear what Carlin thinks about flat Earth
@Guitarman7133
@Guitarman7133 5 лет назад
@ Carlin has to explain to GOD why there is ''no up there'', then get busy and raking them coals.
@liamroberts7512
@liamroberts7512 5 лет назад
We're not quite there yet, give it some more time 😂
@mattjones7621
@mattjones7621 3 года назад
Even though I thought that was hilarious, he was right. The only thing is, it hasn't taken forty years for it to be a smoking ball of shit.
@michaeljames2564
@michaeljames2564 5 лет назад
"It's gonna be a big ball of shit!" Omg, I miss him so much. There will never be another like him. Greatest ever, IMO.
@EsotericOccultist
@EsotericOccultist 8 лет назад
Why would someone dislike this?
@uncleankie9436
@uncleankie9436 7 лет назад
baby having idiots
@stressbelden5869
@stressbelden5869 7 лет назад
esoteriOccultist..... Maybe because he preaches hate. It's Carlin's way or the highway.
@gregoryashton
@gregoryashton 5 лет назад
Religious nuts
@j-c9890
@j-c9890 5 лет назад
Cause it’s “offensive” image today. MSM would kill him
@ohmygosh4761
@ohmygosh4761 5 лет назад
Not everyone finds everything he says funny. Its quite simple
@IamThatiAm420
@IamThatiAm420 Год назад
Kid-worshippong has led to the overwhelming number of narcissists.
@nickbarcheck1019
@nickbarcheck1019 2 года назад
He's so right. The last thing a single childfree man like me wants to hear about is your spouse and children.
@MattHadder
@MattHadder Год назад
I am not single and I have kids. I, also don't give a shit about your kids
@susieenglish302
@susieenglish302 4 года назад
I turn my hearing aids off when people talk about their kids
@colinhoward2064
@colinhoward2064 8 лет назад
Absolutely brilliant right to the end.
@77S7E7A7N77
@77S7E7A7N77 4 года назад
The noise he makes when pumping out a unit has me in tears
@overthetoppranks
@overthetoppranks 5 лет назад
George Carlin saying RU-vid is so transcendent
@JoeyLevenson
@JoeyLevenson 4 года назад
Jaden B and eBay!
@mario123m
@mario123m 3 года назад
RU-vid was already huge in 2007 you know.
@slartybardfarst52
@slartybardfarst52 8 лет назад
i thought it was just me felt this way , superb
@A-FrameWedge
@A-FrameWedge Год назад
Only people who like to hear stories of someone’s children is so when it is their turn to talk about their kids, they can tell you how much better their kids are than yours.
@chrisp7110
@chrisp7110 3 года назад
I love this man. He was trying to tell people what they needed to hear not what they want them to hear. We grew up brainwashed in the USA.
@abrahampalmer8761
@abrahampalmer8761 2 года назад
Big time
@TRafael82
@TRafael82 Год назад
I understand his frustration. I've been trying to wake up people for a large part of my life. It's exhausting. You have to be strong and able to keep motivated to not get bitter. Its a hard job. You often stand alone. Even when your surrounded by people it can feel alone.
@OfftheChainz
@OfftheChainz Год назад
How do you manage it? It's killing me on the inside at the moment.
@slaturwinters1828
@slaturwinters1828 Год назад
Welcome to a world that doesnt give a shit about you.
@AnonYmous-spyonmepls
@AnonYmous-spyonmepls 9 месяцев назад
​@@OfftheChainzI just laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation. Give up your needs, face your fears, once you have done that you are free.
@formatzone2920
@formatzone2920 8 лет назад
Geez, he was here just a minute ago!
@khaleddekar2188
@khaleddekar2188 4 года назад
The pictures these little gargoyles 😂😂😂😂🤣
@bobpeterman7613
@bobpeterman7613 4 года назад
George Carlin can never be beat or topped. He is the man.
@RDog4484
@RDog4484 15 лет назад
"I'm gettin real sick of guys named Todd!" XD one of my favorite skits that he ever did
@Gasana_
@Gasana_ 4 года назад
11 years damnn You still alive???
@RDog4484
@RDog4484 4 года назад
BURZAKA STEEL Sure am!
@Gasana_
@Gasana_ 4 года назад
@@RDog4484 woah!! you are like an ancestor
@RDog4484
@RDog4484 4 года назад
BURZAKA STEEL I have seen much, young one.
@eohrefare7346
@eohrefare7346 4 года назад
Man the conviction in his tone and eyes, this man ain't doing standup he's riffing from the dome. All time OG comedian
@sbsanni
@sbsanni 4 года назад
Understand the threshold of the most important knowledge ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-j89sJGy3S5U.html
@abc456f
@abc456f 11 месяцев назад
Nope, he rehearsed vigilantly. Every word, gesture, facial expression. If you do some research on him, you'll find it's the truth.
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival 4 года назад
This should be mandatory viewing for every workplace
2 года назад
Lol
@moonlightwite
@moonlightwite 12 лет назад
George is a miracle, if only people had more sense like him.
@thirdtemple9179
@thirdtemple9179 3 года назад
It’s surreal to think George Carlin and RU-vid coexisted for a period of a couple years
@JimBob-ky8sm
@JimBob-ky8sm 5 лет назад
"Pumping out a unit. Buboom!". That's all it is too!
@Cedarsedge
@Cedarsedge 5 лет назад
We need George even more today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@TikiTimeWave
@TikiTimeWave 3 года назад
Parents are like “ I really like me . There should be more of me on this planet” ----David cross
@chrisgabele75
@chrisgabele75 4 года назад
God rest your soul George, we wished you were still around.
@skellymom
@skellymom 11 лет назад
I have a kid and this standup is funny!
@twmax6525
@twmax6525 5 лет назад
Literally right about everything.
@DOOM-cf8xj
@DOOM-cf8xj 5 лет назад
Somebody check on the one guy that shouted "woo" when Carlin said "Giselle is 5 and already she's had 9 periods." lol
@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188
@thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 3 года назад
All caps when u spell the mans name..
@petite0salope
@petite0salope 11 лет назад
Watching this and Carlin's "Kids and Parents" should be required viewing for anyone who procreates and uses social media.
@phillockit265
@phillockit265 7 месяцев назад
George is sorely missed
@capt.molyneaux7037
@capt.molyneaux7037 4 года назад
Beyond Brilliant....sublime !!
@Sealust50
@Sealust50 5 лет назад
"I call it 'pumping out a unit'!!! . . . Ohhhh, but it's Sooooooo SPECIAL!!!" FINALLY, somebody actually has the guts to tell it like it totally is regarding KIDS!!! Special ONLY to the egotistical parents who "pumped out a unit"
@TiffanyRay
@TiffanyRay 3 года назад
Kids are the most special beings on this planet Meanwhile Ronald over there is picking at his boogers and eating them
@deagle2898
@deagle2898 7 лет назад
when ı heard it first "pumping out of unit" ı thought of a army recruit , born to serve for the army , so he can die for a lost cause .... :/
@katyungodly
@katyungodly 4 года назад
Soldiers are fodder to protect the American corporations
@deagle2898
@deagle2898 4 года назад
@@katyungodly i somewhat doubt but i can see ur point
@natelarouge7620
@natelarouge7620 3 года назад
Keeping fetuses alive so they can become dead soldiers
@khalilrahme5227
@khalilrahme5227 3 года назад
@@deagle2898 well if you believe carlin himself in his quote "conservatives want live babies so they can be dead soldiers"
@jkgramps
@jkgramps 5 лет назад
Just six weeks before George moved onto the next plane. What a comic genius! When I first started listening to Carlin (early 70's), he made me laugh. In later years, he made me think. Love George!!
@michaelwinfrey7705
@michaelwinfrey7705 4 года назад
That is exactly why I never decided to have kids.
@adamgarman2555
@adamgarman2555 2 года назад
Thank you for choosing compassion.
@abrahampalmer8761
@abrahampalmer8761 2 года назад
Same tbh I don't care about the youth never did and never will.
@bobpeterman7613
@bobpeterman7613 4 года назад
George Carlin was the very best. There will never be another.
@redgat96
@redgat96 14 лет назад
"And don't replace your husband -- he's done enough fucking damage as it is." Hysterical !!!
@stephanomarr6829
@stephanomarr6829 5 лет назад
George Carlin, JUST HIS NAME means greatness one of the greatest talents of MY GENERATION, 2019,HIS story telling IS TIMELESS....PS RIP IN the AFTERLIFE....
@anriric23
@anriric23 13 лет назад
now this is a true comedian
@carbonio28
@carbonio28 4 года назад
Masterpiece material here 💯💯👌👌👌👌
@inthecards7535
@inthecards7535 5 лет назад
Carlin was really poetic too. Anybody hear his "incomplete list of impolite words"? It's awesome
@kimkochel8157
@kimkochel8157 4 года назад
I was blessed to see Mr Carlin with my Dad(also a George)we lost 2 weeks ago today. 20 days before his 89th birthday. Thank you George Carlin and my Dad,George. Love both of you. From a Canadian fan. 🇨🇦❤❤🙏😎✌🌈🦋
@davidhicks363
@davidhicks363 5 лет назад
Funniest man i have ever heard... Hands down!
@xYouthAttackx
@xYouthAttackx 5 лет назад
"In case they got lost on their lawn..." HAHAHHAHAA
@Terlin1466
@Terlin1466 10 лет назад
lol George just makes you laught too much
@IronCriterion
@IronCriterion 10 лет назад
The future's going to be a living hell, rife with pain and misery. Your children are welcome to it.
@benstevinson764
@benstevinson764 3 года назад
You're Absolutely Correct! The Future is HELL!!!
@TheFrenchfries007
@TheFrenchfries007 7 лет назад
"You might want to call FEMA." omg lol!!!!
@dannieallen2801
@dannieallen2801 3 года назад
As always George you are awesome never get tired of your thoughts
@ANTINATALIST_lewis
@ANTINATALIST_lewis 3 года назад
SAME
@sittingturtleduck
@sittingturtleduck 4 года назад
the first 20 seconds is literal 2020 humor...."oh to be in a coma"
@countryprideisfoolish1415
@countryprideisfoolish1415 3 года назад
LOL 😂 nice profile pic.
@charlesmarkell163
@charlesmarkell163 3 года назад
Counter culture. Yes media. Resisters its all unit. But remember zappa
@christlopherbrandimarte4520
@christlopherbrandimarte4520 4 года назад
Saw Carlin live five or six times....just brilliant...delivery, thoughts, nothing staged, pure truisms, with a dose of cynicism, sarcasm, and a dash of time.
@philtorres2975
@philtorres2975 Год назад
George you left us a few years back but I can attest that we have arrived at that ball of shit in less 40 to 50 years. This planet has been put on fast forward.
@jessicafielding8643
@jessicafielding8643 7 лет назад
George Carlin gets me
@ThrtnTwntythr
@ThrtnTwntythr 5 лет назад
He's my spirit animal lol
@carlgustav945
@carlgustav945 4 года назад
@Joe Average No, he's down there now, screaming up at us 'Come on down, I'm in charge'😅
@jamesrichardwilliam22
@jamesrichardwilliam22 4 года назад
If you really see past his seemingly hate for kids, he actually loves children and understands the need to be free of expectations and autocratic parents artificially controlling and paralysing their kids. Totally loves this man.
@StressRUs
@StressRUs 2 года назад
If we cared about our children, we would never have brought them into a dying world. Stress R Us
@Sclumsy
@Sclumsy 9 месяцев назад
As amazing as he was, it’s definitely a blessing for him that he passed away when he did. He would definitely be overwhelmingly infuriated with today’s society. However he’d have no shortage of things to complain about.
@matthewsteenbergen7847
@matthewsteenbergen7847 5 лет назад
Mothers popping Out A Baby Factory, Assembly line!
@Furykidxxx
@Furykidxxx 6 лет назад
Love the bit when he says that the planet will be like a big ball of smoking steaming shit. He's 1000% right!
@UnitTheory
@UnitTheory 5 лет назад
lmfao! i laughed my ass off when he said that you even felt his disgust
@Ghosthead83
@Ghosthead83 Год назад
I really feel this now that we have Facebook. Jesus Christ. Every 5 seconds something about my Facebook friend's kids. Henry pooped his pants today. Just thought I'd share with everybody. 🙄
@jrunberg
@jrunberg 5 лет назад
73 couples pumped out a unit.
@Ruiruifu
@Ruiruifu 5 лет назад
94 now
@zedlz
@zedlz 3 года назад
what
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