Goblin Slayer Abridged (Goblin Slayer Parody) - Episode 7 PART 1

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@grimmjack Год назад

New shirts are available for pre-order on Sharkrobot! They may be there for a limited time! sharkrobot.com/collections/the-schmuck-squad We hope you enjoy GSA Ep. 7 Pt. 1! Part 2 will hopefully be coming out this month! So stay tuned for that~

@bsmith6784 Год назад

*YAY!* Now to go back and re-watch ep. 6 first so I can see this with full context! (It's kinda been a while....)

@grimmjack Год назад

@@bsmith6784 Totally understand, we've worked on two season finales back to back. so it's taken this and the next GSA episode a bit to do. It's around an hour combined.

@williamcortelyou9072 Год назад

Anyone else luving the fact these guys use all the soundtracks from Ranma 1/2?

@MultiArtartart Год назад

pog so cool!!

@churchA.I Год назад

What's the Opening theme called?

@SpiritWolfeMoon Год назад

"Wait, you don't have ten thousand gold? Aren't you a silver rank? What the fuck?" I feel like this is such an underrated line.

@spartin1173 8 месяцев назад

He spent it all on absurdly heavy spears

@alfiekelly932 16 дней назад

@@spartin1173 I mean if goblin slayer is to be believed a quarter Bessie would be around half a ton

@TheSergitz Год назад

I find it funny goblin slayer had to struggle with asking for help. It's so in character.

@grimmjack Год назад

It also comes with the fact that he's been trying to keep his life with Cow Girl separate from the guild. So it's him trying to open up which isn't easy for him at times.

@shinigamiphantom1391 Год назад

@@grimmjack Careful GS, your Vegeta is showing.

@MadBoyChes Год назад

The decision to make the Amazon a fan of poop patrol was a brilliant one

@eastin6868 Год назад

It's what we all want 😂

@ScottGladstein Год назад

Everyone is a fan of Poop Patrol.

@Honorbound43 Год назад

That theme song was worth every penny

@Snowthree Год назад

Poop Patrol rocks! I mean, their theme song alone...

@Raven-vl9vy Год назад

I too wish to have my head crushed by muscle mommy thighs.

@stegoshark5116 Год назад

I love the idea that Goblin Slayer is the boogeyman for Goblins

@Daioblis Год назад

Canonically, he WOULD be the boogeyman for goblins, if he left any survivors.

@Somethingclever11111 Год назад

He's essentially THE DOOMSLAYER but Goblins

@thedingo6577 Год назад

It's similar to the original novelization of "I am Legend" in that regard, where the main character is a bogeyman for vampires.

@gatordragon6140 Год назад

Gs is pretty much doom guy mixed with guts to be fair, dude has killed so many GAWBLINS that he probably has pulled a guts with his sword, making more efficient at killing GAWBLINS by soaking it in so much GAWBLIN blood

@wugglesx 11 месяцев назад

Fighting a specific evil he feels he's the only one who can stop(and is probably right), attacking tooth and nail by whatever means to win even with odds against them, refusing to die even when killed, had nickname the enemy calls them ,and more. hahaha. Yeah, GS, DS, and Guts do seem to have a bit in common bit in common spending how you look at it.

@Toneill029 Год назад

I love the giant Amazon Barbarian fangirling over Rookie Warrior. It’s little stuff like that that makes these so fun.

@grimmjack Год назад

With Poop Patrol being a thing in episode 3, we really wanted at the very least to give them some fun moments and make their group name being a joke for so long that now people have turned into fans. We're glad you like it.

@some_random_hoboin_la6605 Год назад

@@grimmjack great decision big dawg

@bradleybourgeois4710 Год назад

@@grimmjack That's great, but I'm a little confused about something. In the episode Rookie Warrior expresses an intrest in the Amazon, but in the original material he and Rookie Cleric had feelings for each other. Is that still the case or are we going to see more of Rookie Warrior trying to get between Amazon's thighs.

@randomasgray Год назад

@@bradleybourgeois4710 why not both? But will have to wait till she gets regeneration though

@Toneill029 Год назад

@@bradleybourgeois4710 he’s a teen boy, shit is weird for him.

@marquissheppard13 Год назад

"well maybe youre just a fucking idiot" the phase that won bandana goblin best character in my books

@mediokay508 Год назад

Learn a language just to die roasting someone. Goblin lived the dream.

@dravendarkplays9607 Год назад

Sadly bandana goblin is dead. No way for him to join the team and help the slayer stop goblination

@GarhuOP Год назад

That was the the single most hilarious part in this already absolutely hilarious 30minutes of golden content

@xeriath2326 Год назад

He will be missed....

@Scrublordnathan Год назад

That shit made my day lmao

@joecrazy9896 Год назад

1:47 I mean technically he wasn't lying when he called himself Pest Controller, just never specified the kind of pests he deals with.

@primordialsoupgod2850 Год назад

Actually gofers if I spelt that right

@pubcle Год назад

@@primordialsoupgod2850 gopher I assume you wanted to know.

@jtreview7506 Год назад

Love how goblin lord sounds almost like a goblin version of Goblin Slayer

@grimmjack Год назад

@kingnothing8570 Год назад

plot twist. Hes the son of goblin slayer when he went deep undercover and took a goblin wife.

@gabrote42 Год назад

@@kingnothing8570 That sounds like the asian dude that went undercover as an asian woman and managed to bed a govermemt official, even adopting a Child and saying it was theirs.

@TwilightWolf032 Год назад

The HYWWWWLMAN SLAYER!!!

@natelee6061 Год назад

@@kingnothing8570 despite the fact there are no Goblin women

@arkisenn9895 Год назад

"Wait, you don't have 10000 gold? Aren't you a silver rank? What the fuck?" I died at how legitimately confused Goblin Slayer sounded there.

@FranK-tg7ou Год назад

It’s crazy that shouldn’t be a weekly-monthly paycheck for silver ranks

@wugglesx 11 месяцев назад

It's the craziest thing goblin slayer has heard since 'what if there's a good goblin' Edit: or whatever priestess asked

@ethernet764 11 месяцев назад

11:11

@cunnyman 8 месяцев назад

It's hilarious how this version of GS is omega rich LOL

@gmsp123 8 месяцев назад

@@cunnyman He canonically is rich anyway with the years of slaying goblins without a break lmao

@chewiecheshire7973 Год назад

I like to imagine the reason Poop Patrol is so famous is because Guild Girl keeps shouting their name loudly and obnoxiously every time she has a sewer quest, so she unintentionally acted as their PR promoter.

@patchwork5532 Год назад

Was listening to the Goblin kings speech waiting for him to go "We will take their clothes! just their clothes, and nothing else possible!"

@dravendarkplays9607 Год назад

Honestly a little upset that joke wasn't made myself

@sherlocksmuuug6692 Год назад

Turns out by Goblin custom, only the king is allowed to wear actual clothes, everyone else only gets a filthy loincloth. So whenever they see humans wearing clothes they go: "That aint right."

@Daioblis Год назад

@@sherlocksmuuug6692 Champions wear clothes, though.

@Drip_Wooper Год назад

@@Daioblis just cuz they champions doesnt mean they dont king

@Daioblis Год назад

@@Drip_Wooper No like literally, every champion shown thus far has worn clothes. Well maybe the one hasn't, but he was in Lake Town.

@5stargrim Год назад

“Aren’t you a silver rank, what the f*ck?” Never would have expected that lmao

@sidecharacter7165 Год назад

What silver rank doesn’t have 10,000GP lying around though, lol.

@Emblyon Год назад

That was my favourite bit lol

@bragnir Год назад

@@sidecharacter7165 It makes sense, too- the guy keeps on using mostly mediocre equipment and simple items to prevent the Goblins from getting anything good if they kill him. He's got a LOT of gold saved up from pretty much spending none.

@seven121794 Год назад

As an experienced dm yall have no idea how hard it is to get the party to spend more that 10% of the gold they earn. Especially with a well balanced party. Let's runn down when he does not need to spend gold. 1) he has two healers. Thus no real need to stock pile potions. He has what 4 potions in that little satchel. I bet they are basic just to not die 2) he has 2 offensive casters that are both utility casters. Thus no need to buy magic items to perform utility spells or attack magic. He has only two spell scrolls both of them are his big red button Incase of an emergency items. 3) weapons. He only needs nonmagical weapons. And most of the time he uses the goblins weapons. I can almost guarantee he only buys 1 out of every 10 swords. And only because he has a feat that lets him throw weapons with lethal force. 3) lodging. He lives on a farm. Sure he pays for rent but I can guarantee that's his only big bill. If I was his dm I'd start making him pay for longer and longer trips or items needed to solve puzzles. But even then he will still be insanely wealthy.

@bragnir Год назад

@@seven121794 And when he needs to kill, say a freaking beholder, he just buys a sack of flour. That's it. This guy abuses non-magic, low value items to get through most anything.

@grizzakaful Год назад

2:05 - "What a shame, he will be missed." GODDAMNIT Grimm, you and your hilarious writing get me every time!

@fenixplay4621 Год назад

OMG!!!!!! IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING DBZ ABRIDGED REFERENCE????!!!! 🧁🧁🧁

@CarlosVasquez-xf8nx Год назад

I mean, the guy was pretty much a dick. I do not blame him.

@piercehodges9103 Год назад

I feel for lizard priest. I get wanting to be the mascot, but how can you compete against table?

@yodamaster2152 Год назад

You just can't

@thedinastyguild Год назад

Table is extremely smart and charming, let alone useful and a logistics genius... Pretty amazing even if you ignore the fact that it's a piece of furniture, which btw just makes it's feats even more impressive.

@Blorpifyme Год назад

I mean I think even Benny the Bull would have tough competition with table

@realdragon 9 месяцев назад

@@thedinastyguild Never underestimate the guy who does logistics

@R4tti Год назад

“CURSE YOU BANDANA GOBLIN, I did not teach you all of those keywords and phrases for you to use them against me!” - goin on the list of Phrases I’ll tell my children when they curse me.

@josephsonderling2384 Год назад

Lizard Priest is, hands down, the best character in a cast of great characters. Every line...pure gold rank that he will refuse because he'd rather stay on a team.

@mediokay508 Год назад

5 times

@viyhexe131 Год назад

He is the most wholesome cannibal of all time!

@gamerplays5131 Год назад

Free cheese is more important

@coadacatalin4510 Год назад

@@viyhexe131 Cannibal *necromancer*

@sibbywoo Год назад

Cheeeeese

@WendingWyrd Год назад

I love how broken up Goblin Lord was over those wolves. Frigging hilarious!

@Bladez10 Год назад

Silly wind.

@Morec0 Год назад

Was he? I only heard the wind.

@Snake1366 Год назад

The wind is crazy strong for some reason. It’s mildly distracting.

@beyondawesomegaming3517 7 месяцев назад

As a wolf lover myself I will at least respect the wind on that one

@TheSh4dowgale Год назад

If I ever got married, I want Grimmjack to be the minister, and read everything in the loud goblin slayer voice

@toxicdemon1315 23 дня назад

"Ladies and Gentlemen, and NON-GAAAAWWBLINS! We gather here today to witness a GAWBLIN SLAYING MARRIAGE! Do you take this not goblin to be your not goblin wife?"

@vrykmurphy2903 Год назад

27:17 "Everyone wants that, but I don't get regeneration for a long time" i'm ded

@ZephyrBW Год назад

Never understood why anybody would wanna die after sex

@TheRealEvilkitten3 Год назад

i mean she's right tho

@elimDBZ Год назад

@@ZephyrBW Ummm... Zephyr have you never seen Futurama? There is literally an episode where the characters meet Amazon women and they threaten the men by killing them from the act of sex dubbed Snu Snu by the amazonians. That episode solidified why Death by Snu Snu is the best way to go out.

@ZephyrBW Год назад

@@elimDBZ really because death by any form is highly overrated

@elimDBZ Год назад

@@ZephyrBW A fair point.

@jotheunissen9274 Год назад

It's amazingly hilarious how the Goblin Lord thinks of Goblin Slayer as a myth and scary tale and says how only another goblin could've guessed his plan Brilliant writing

@andythepanhead 8 месяцев назад

"my uncle found out that the cure poison spell also works on alcoholics. Now I've been cursed with sobriety. I've never been more murderous in my life!" Amazing!!!

@IgnatianMystic Год назад

11:27 "Wait, you don't have 10,000 gold? Aren't you a silver rank? What the _fuck?_ " The fact that he broke character to say this killed me. X'D

@sebastiancollins01 Год назад

It's ok Baby Goblin. Goblin Slayer isn't real, he can't hurt you.

@TwilightWolf032 Год назад

*Cues in Goblin Slayer bursting from the cave walls like the Kool-Aid man*

@CrunchyRhombus Год назад

@@TwilightWolf032 but instead of saying 'oh yeah' he says 'GAAAAWBLINS'

@kuruzsloorig278 Год назад

Says while the babygoblin sees Goblinslayer behind the parent

@dakota9981 Год назад

GS in john cena voice "Are you sure about that"

@Necronioum Год назад

@@dakota9981 Lol naw he would burst in behind them and say "I feel oddly insulted for some reason" then stab through the adult goblin and into the baby goblin (you know becuse he does not actually speak goblin)

@Red-mg4ro Год назад

"I'll just give the Goblin Slayer title to Lancer Jr." So "Goblin Slayer"' would just be a hot potato that went full circle?

@saintdane7336 Год назад

My favorite new bit in these recent episodes is Slayer constantly surprising everybody (including himself) with how much money he actually has since he only ever uses the bare minimum to keep his gear in check and that’s all.

@jacklau2558 Год назад

It also implies he could be making more if he was shocked that spear guy was poor. Possibly implying scorpion milf must be very expensive.

@lvlHive Год назад

@@jacklau2558 Scorpion Milf are very expensive but it does cut down on the Scorpion Milk costs.

@randomasgray Год назад

@@lvlHive just be careful with scorpion milf. Wrong person might get penetrated

@wingzero7X 11 месяцев назад

YOU HAVE A HOME???

@tech-bore8839 Год назад

"I didn't choose the bull mask....it chose me" Took me a 2nd watch to catch the Guts theme in the background and now the scene is even more hilarious to me.

@noogieman7 Год назад

I love how at the end, the Goblin Lord insinuates that Gaaaaawblin Slayer is like the Boogeyman to them.

@Daioblis Год назад

Canonically, he WOULD be the boogeyman for goblins, if he left any survivors.

@Darth_Bateman Год назад

@@Daioblis imagine trading with a goblin hole one day finding out that hole has been destroyed.

@Daioblis Год назад

@@Darth_Bateman A goblin what

@Darth_Bateman Год назад

@@Daioblis a…. You know…a cave … I - I phrased that badly in hindsight…

@Daioblis Год назад

@@Darth_Bateman B R U H

@Dr.Starbound Год назад

The fact that Lizard Priest is an actual badass made everything up until this point hilarious. He's only in this for shits and giggles. And cheese

@hallofguns8174 Год назад

ESPECIALLY the cheese!

@dravendarkplays9607 Год назад

"i had to turn down gold rank five times to stay in this team"

@Prich319 Год назад

of course, cheese is totally worth killing for!

@drakedarkest1627 Год назад

And five skeletons.

@AtlasMays Год назад

Let's not forget that Lizard Priest had never even heard of cheese until he met this crew. It has (rightfully and understandably) become his deity. He worships the cheese! Cheese gives him his strength! If Lizard Priest has no other method of getting his beloved CHEESE it makes sense that he would do everything he could to ensure that never becomes a problem. Turning down Gold rank? A worthy sacrifice for the cheese

@tritondemius3723 Год назад

A part 1 is an entire 30 minutes !?!? You're insane. Thanks for the quality content

@Silverlightbird Год назад

Ofc he is ibsane. He is the GAWWWWBLIN SLAYER!

@Evil0tto Год назад

A gaaawblin slaying (anime-abridged-series-creating) madman!

@anthonystaton3740 Год назад

QUALITY

@highelfarcher7799 Год назад

Yeah he squeezed out more minutes from the content the anime provided somehow.

@dinowarrior2167 Год назад

We need part 2 and then the movie!

@danbrown7994 Год назад

Sewer slayer, truly a fitting name for the leader of the mighty POOP PATROL

@kakroom3407 Год назад

There is someone on the team who consistently sticks in audio/visual references to the Venture Bros and it's great

@E_o_D Год назад

👀

@alalvarez7301 Год назад

Shit I missed this one, any timestamp?

@kakroom3407 Год назад

@@alalvarez7301 The music at 4:13 I'm not sure if that's a JG Thirwell track but it's from the show It's used a lot in scenes with rising tension

@alalvarez7301 Год назад

@@kakroom3407 Oh god it fit so well I didn't even realize it was my monkey brain going full Venture too. It fits the situation so well too.

@PandaUnfortunate Год назад

11:24 I'd like to make the assumption that because GS is so frugal(cheap) with his equipment he's actually loaded and 10k gold wouldn't put a dent in his savings

@thehoodedteddy1335 Год назад

Like how Bullseye was able to pay off deadpool because he has all this money from all his hit jobs, but never spent any

@Weenaru Год назад

Poop patrol has fans?! Maybe the money spent on the theme song was well spent after all.

@grimmjack Год назад

It's a joke that's gone so far in the guild that it has turned people into fans.

@toxicdemon1315 23 дня назад

@@grimmjack It's like having a bit that's gotten so far into the Fandom that people start unironically joining the bit.

@michaeldaniels642 Год назад

"He wants you to know he can taste your fear" I knew birds were evil!

@exactfiber9977 Год назад

Not evil, just the government's drones to discover plots against them.

@coachlombardi9657 Год назад

Cow Girl: Oh. In a good way?

@Harmonica821 Год назад

The most amazing thing is that the anime ended half a decade ago and both manga and novel are losing steam online, and somehow Grimmjack managed to make bank out of it. It takes genius AND talent, not gonna lie.

@tylergonzales8946 Год назад

Season two is is the works actually

@abaque24 Год назад

Truth is plenty of light novels have good concepts, just they are not written for quality-- they are written for pandering and length.

@tyler1673 Год назад

The manga wouldn't be losing viewers if the publishing cycle wasn't terrible for hype.

@joedoe7041 Год назад

@@abaque24 not really with goblin slayer. it's up to volume 16, and from what i've heard is the author is going on a break. also to give credit the anime only covers the first 2 volumes, and the manga(or at least the english translated) only goes up to volume 5

@Daioblis Год назад

Last I checked, manga and novel were still going strong. I mean, it's been a while since the last manga chapter, but still.

@thetheory6159 Год назад

"Surely they won't fire on hostages" Meanwhile, normal wizards : *I said. I cast. Fireball.*

@comingupooo 2 месяца назад

"I did not ask how big the room was, I did not ask how many hostages are in there, and I didn't ask how deep the puddle of kerosene we're standing in is. I. Cast. Fireball."

@erdrick8670 Год назад

Anyone else absolutely love that abridged stopped meaning shortened? This half hour PART 1 video is absolutely great. Also, why is the priestess' voice always so cute? It's really a weapon of mass destruction when mixed with her attempts to be cool and mean. Positively wonderful.

@michaeldaniels642 Год назад

I mean isn't the official version like 3 or 4 episodes?

@erdrick8670 Год назад

@@michaeldaniels642 3 1/2 technically because this last one didn't conclude, but I get what you mean. Still, abridged episodes from most creators have been getting bigger and bigger, and I'm all for it. Even if it takes longer to get out, I think it's worth it.

@DiamondAppendixVODs Год назад

In sum, the abridged series is still shorter than the original series I think

@Alexander59059 Год назад

@@DiamondAppendixVODs I did the math and the original series is a little over 4 hours and so far the abridged is about 3.5, if part two is the same length as part one the original will still be longer in the end, but only slightly.

@goldenpaladin Год назад

“That farm hand is a crack shot” Couldn’t help but luagh

@thehunter_3414 Год назад

I hope you don't have any close friends

@goldenpaladin Год назад

@@thehunter_3414 and why is that

@thehunter_3414 Год назад

@@goldenpaladin if you do i hope he doesn't have a dream

@goldenpaladin Год назад

@@thehunter_3414 they have there dreams I support there dreams

@thehunter_3414 Год назад

@@goldenpaladin be careful a year from now

@JAYTHEBEAST2 Год назад

"I need a beautiful Amazon lady to crush me with her thighs" that's a mood 100% lol

@gatordragon6140 Год назад

All men truly want is death by muscle bound, thick thighed, brick wall of a woman

@DylanJo123 Год назад

Literally me, fr fr

@coolguy5133 9 месяцев назад

Also me, fr!

@Dominated001 8 месяцев назад

Me too, fr

@x.baughans3526 8 месяцев назад

Men of culture I see

@SyrKonrat Год назад

Lizard priest turned down gol rank 5 times to stay with the cheese-bringing goblin slayer. That's dedication

@stranger5011 Год назад

Poor Wallmart Guts, being exploited over his gambling addiction

@E_o_D Год назад

“Wallmart Guts” haha damn

@2shadesofgray752 Год назад

Killn me

@callumbaird7107 10 месяцев назад

“What a shame. You will be missed”. 😂😂 Just killed me. This entire series is so perfect dnd. Comedy and drama. Best abridged I found *chef kiss *

@Toneill029 Год назад

Thing is I totally believe LP denied gold rank. He is no joke the parties most powerful in and out of canon.

@Vandalieu Год назад

Canonically High Elf Archer turned down a promotion to Gold Rank.

@stillcantbesilencedevennow Год назад

His skeletons are great for giving the party "meat shields" to hide behind. Distracts enemies, lets them show enemies have danger to them, attacks and tactics open up etc.

@Drip_Wooper Год назад

a gag that I always loved in the abriged series is how he is also very bad at hiding his strength, but his party being as chaotic as it is doesnt realize it so he believes himself to be the supreme trickster, in episode 4 he casts create armament and gives the sword to GS saying "if silver rank isnt enough, try this out" and nobody even realized it then just one fight together with walmart lancer and he already picks up on it lol

@Toneill029 10 месяцев назад

@@Vandalieu Yeah there is that but she’s not the most powerful. Lizard Preist is just way more killy.

@Vandalieu 10 месяцев назад

@@Toneill029 Just because someone is tough doesn't mean they are strong enough for gold rank. For example High Elf Archer may be weaker physically than most of the rest of the group but she is easily the most skilled at ranged battle, Goblin Slayer is a jack of trades, Dwarf Shaman has the widest range of attacks, Priestess has healing and strong support spells, while Lizard Priest is the best close range fighter.

@nonebusiness7723 Год назад

Anybody noticed that the goblin lord and goblin slayer have similar speech patterns? GS really does think like a goooooooblin

@elimDBZ Год назад

Druid girl may have had a short appearance but it was the best moment too. Druid girl is the epitome of Leafuchii's voice acting as well as her inner personality

@tmr3volver Год назад

the delivery on her 'No!' was fantastic.

@jonwalker8945 Год назад

Thank you guys so much for making Poop Patrol super popular. That is freaking hilarious! Also Lizard Priest turning down gold 5x to stay with em, amazing. Please keep making as many of these as humanly possible. ❤

@jason-composer Год назад

I love all the adventurer dynamics sooo much :') Heavy Warrior and Female Knight's relationship is the best, so good Poop Patrol's growing friendship with each other is amazing, really building off of the arrogance of Titan Storm. Also them getting recognition from the Guild is everything ;-; Goblin Slayer acknowledging how his team is awesome and probably living their best lives when they're apart...

@shadowclaw7210 Год назад

Man I love Poop patrol being foil of Titan Storm.

@thatterrariaguidenpc8054 Год назад

I love how lizard priest is just secretly op but intentionally nerfing himself cus he prefers friendship (cheese) over title and glory, what a lad

@dylanyewest534 Год назад

The goblins random grunts for speech is hilarious. They sound like Rick the hormone monster 😂

@beezeejo Год назад

I mean watcha gon do, baby?

@dylanyewest534 Год назад

@@beezeejo “you’re the man Steveeee.”

@StuffIThink Год назад

Poop patrols theme song is legendary. You should try and sell that shiz to a plumbing company lol

@aarongiroux5416 Год назад

"I WIN! HIT ME IN THE FACE!" this man is an ancestor of Face McShooty from Borderlands 2

@jakeking974 4 месяца назад

"I'm the only GOOOBLIN slaying madman in this town" Honestly, with how objectively evil goblins are, that's a good point. There should be hella guards in this universe but they act like monsters are a sudden problem

@oligb1469 Год назад

By the gods that dwarfs uncle must be actually Satan at least his beard didn't get shaved off tho

@TheMartiin1997 Год назад

If the next episodes will be late because they need to edit that into cannon... Know that you did it. And Im proud of you fellow youtube stranger.

@oligb1469 Год назад

@@TheMartiin1997 Thank you fellow youtube stranger o7

@devantejones1417 Год назад

I love the deep conversation between Goblin slayer and Cow Girl. She's my favorite character. Her feelings for him were so evident in this episode

@Robbledrobblebobble Год назад

Omg! This episode was so good! The comedy was amazing but my favorite part was the adult talk from goblin slayer and farm girl in the beginning! Serious moments like that are always well written by this team. Excited for part 2 when it comes out.

@liveforeverhanson Год назад

The comment about getting crushed by a amazon never felt so accurate and then of course the fuckin follow up. You guys are the fine wine I needed today thank you for keeping up the abridged series!

@arbknight12 Год назад

7:40 "I need your hellll....I need your hellelllllll...." "You need our help?" "That. Yes."

@TheRealEvilkitten3 Год назад

maybe his helmet is possessed by vegeta? would explain the bloodlust and bouts of homicidal madness

@thehoodedteddy1335 Год назад

@@TheRealEvilkitten3and the loudness

@TheRealEvilkitten3 Год назад

@@thehoodedteddy1335 well that goes without.... saiyan

@ForemostCrab7 Год назад

Didn't know how much i missed hearing Priestess say "dang it"

@connorreddish8632 Год назад

3 minutes in, already with laughs, and emotional struggles. Great Job guys! edit: This was an amazing episode. Can't wait for part 2!

@Pannenkoekenrage Год назад

I like how Goblin messenger #12345 gives all of these long garbled answers but when the Goblin Lord asks: "Don't all of you know how to ride wolves?!" he just replies in the universal: "uh-uh" Had me crack up for a bit there.

@andrewthompson9619 Год назад

Finally, Poop Patrol gets the respect they deserve! Vindication!

@DB-cn6rw Год назад

I don't think Goblin Lord can actually remember numbers. He just rapidly counts up to the one he needs

@moseszero3281 Год назад

I did not realize how much I needed this screaming lunatic today... until he repeated "WE NEED TO GO!"

@PurpleTheta Год назад

2:35 this was very well done, like I actually felt the struggle and the bond between these two characters. That’s some damn good writing, Mr. Grimmjack!

@pyrus0zero Год назад

Seeing the goblin king act like that made me think he might have been Goblin Slayer’s kid from when he went undercover. He’s HUMAN SLAYER!

@SaelGriadon Год назад

The acting voice performance of goblin messenger 1234 is simply a masterpiece

@ribcageindustrys9261 Год назад

I don't know how to feel.... I love DBZ abridged..... with a passion. but Grimmjack, what you have going is a master piece!! i love everything you have wrote thus far. an for this episode to be released today. I cant describe the love I have grown for your channel!!!

@bluelanternguardianangel8038 Год назад

Omg its finally here! There are so many good things happening! Guild girl offering gold cuz the farm is their only food source makes WAY too much sense The entire guild joing in because poop patrol was going is awesome and hilarious The goblin lord and his conversations with his goblin army is so weird yet funny. I especially like how they all talk in Stitch from lilo and stitch 26:50 hot dam 27:10 me too buddy........ me too lmao

@Bbowers3428 Год назад

I can’t believe this is 30 minutes and it’s only a part 1. Thank you for your content and unbelievable hard work

@jacobrengen Год назад

I love the fact that it’s insinuating that goblin slayer never spends any of his cash or rarely spends it. He just has a lot of money lying around.😂😂😂

@scottmotsinger5781 Год назад

First of all, great episode y The whole team did some amazing work making this and I'm sure part 2 as well. But why was that speech from cow girl so damn emotional, had me tearing up more the original ever did. Bravo 👏

@coast2coast-295 Год назад

EoD fucking killed it as the Goblin Lord. That speech was incredible, and beyond that; he was just hilarious when reacting to his failing plan, haha. Excellent job as always, crew.

@UnknownIdentity12 Год назад

Turned down gold rank 5 times?!? ...what the Fuck!? 😂😂 That shit was so funny

@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133 3 месяца назад

It's proper cannon too, Goblin Slayer is supposed to be Platinum or something... (Forget the rank system of this one...)

@kylejolly7751 Год назад

Only grim can turn something like goblins into something less serious and more hilarious. I loved how the goblin lord basically turned into a cartoon villin with his monologuing and his minion goblins sound more like gremlins.

@pwh1981 Год назад

The wait was indeed long, but it was more than worth it. The entire episode had me in laughter. I eagerly await Part 2.

@nerdSPD53 Год назад

the fact that poop patrol is actually really popular is hilarious with people loving their theme song that they are willing to follow them like some sort of band on tour, Maybe if they copyright their stuff they would have more money

@animegx45 Год назад

Goblin Slayer once again proving he comedically rich. Lizard Priest is wholesomely overqualified for the job he loves. Poop Patrol is getting fangirls. And Spearman...is realizing he sucks.

@DFR256 Год назад

Idk why but Goblin Messenger 12345 talking to the Goblin Lord cracks me up.

@geomania8533 11 месяцев назад

We really need a translator on him.

@JonathanGhost42 Год назад

Finally! After a long time we see more dirty GAAAWWWBLINS slayed!

@toddbarton1687 Год назад

Goblins having lore of goblin slayer was a masterpiece. Same with the lord's speech. Truly great work.

@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache Год назад

Oh cool. Goblin Messenger 12345 was the goblin Goblin Slayer took as his wife when he was in deep cover. Despite the fact that there are no goblin women.

@Javetts Год назад

11:24 Goblin Slayer is so confused he lost all craziness for a moment. Lmao

@Chunkboi Год назад

“Seventeen shots to the head?!” Hell hath no fury like a pissed-off elf.

@luvstagrind Год назад

The spear guy saying "We're adventurers" always bugged me. NO you are glorified mercs. If you were an adventurer, you wouldn't need a "quest". An adventurer would just GO

@spartin1173 8 месяцев назад

Adventurers just go solve the issues threatening people without the promise of gold “oh people’s lives are being threatened? Let’s go fix that then!” You don’t kill dragons because they’re high value kills you kill dragons because they’re burning down villages

@zacharyjohnson4625 5 месяцев назад

I mean, in og D&D it was *all* about the money. You earned most of your xp from treasure gathered, not by killing monsters. It wasn't until 2e that that started to change.

@theclown3967 5 месяцев назад

The immersion really kicked in for me when the Goblin Lord had a Brazilian accent. Brilliant world building. 😂

@adnanhammaoui6814 Год назад

I missed this so much, not even 10 seconds in and i'm already laughing

@5stargrim Год назад

I don’t know how you keep doing it, but this was even better than the last episode. Spoilers ahead as I praise the show: . . . . . . . . Seriously gonna spoil, you sure you wanna stay? . . . So many amazing choices, but my favorites were definitely the expanded uncle lore, the poop patrol fan girl that is amazoness barbarian, and especially your take on the “My name is goblin slayer” scene. The joke where he mentions he died was hilarious, actually hurt my sides. And the VAs nailed it! Had to rewind several times just to hear scenes again. The continuity is unreal as well, Lancer still looking to train lancer Jr. especially. My favorite lines as I remember them: “I’m the only goblin slaying madman in this whole f*cking town” He just gets so nonchalant about it once the car’s out of the bag and it’s so in character. And “Wait, you don’t have 10,000 gold? Aren’t you a silver rank, what the f*ck?” Made me wheeze, couldn’t breathe for a solid minute Can’t wait for part two!

@theguiltyplayer9207 Год назад

Goblin Lord: I love those wolves, i raised them all since they were pups. :3 Me: well uh um im sorry for your lose.

@jordangarcia3635 Год назад

Goblin Lord: I HATED THEM!!!! Me: Oh well those wolves fuckin sucked... Goblin Lord: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY WOLVES LIKE THAT!!!!

@Ellebeeby Год назад

Amazing work! I love the trend of “Abridged” series being longer and more emotionally resonant than the original. See you all next year!

@Coffinjockey Год назад

lol try 7 or 8 days~

@krizwatcher Год назад

Honestly, hearing GS be this open about how he feels about Cow Girl is just so heartwarming.

@thezinogre9197 Год назад

The 39 page backstory almost made me spit out my coffee 😂 too close to home man

@Guckaduck219 Год назад

honestly this channel really picked up where TFS fell off with top tier abridged parodies, and SWE are notorious perfectionists and take forever. You and your team are doing Gaaaawds work out here grimmjack, happy holidays

@downsidebrian Год назад

I was riding my bicycle in the cold earlier today, so my throat is pretty raw. When I heard the "cursed me with sobriety" line, I literally laughed so hard I had a coughing fit in the middle of McDonald's.