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@WindGodMatt Год назад

I just wanted to say how much I appreciate the Goblin Lord using the term "Goblinating". Thus confirming that it is, in fact, the correct term and not just unhinged ranting from Goblin Slayer. It's the small details that really matter. Thank you.

@cavemann_ Год назад

Ohhh yeahhh it's goblinating time

@wardenohellmonday5449 Год назад

Your likes a tragedy.

@Toneill029 Год назад

@@cavemann_ FILTHY GOBLIN!!!!!!

@paladin_jam Год назад

Also on this thread that he also had to check to make sure that elves weren't goblins

@WindGodMatt Год назад

@@paladin_jam I'm still not convinced, personally.

@christianprobst6208 Год назад

"Shit, she's after my money!" Good catch on that red flag there Slayer

@kevinyoung5728 8 месяцев назад

Gaaaawwwwblin tactics!!!

@Mbnewman087 6 месяцев назад

Gotta have a keen eye when dealing with gawwwbblins.

@RimuruTempest917 Год назад

Priestess: I know the only good goblin is a dead goblin. No wonder why goblin slayer was able to stand back up, he was too proud of his student.

@fumarc4501 Год назад

You lil bag of holding, you.

@CthomasMega Год назад

He taught her well

@thehoodedteddy1335 Год назад

I would have preferred something like “There can be good goblins… Let’s make you one” then kills him

@raiderrivers3629 Год назад

@@thehoodedteddy1335 training with guild lady was incomplete so she isn’t capable of such badassery or sassery

@JacobButter 10 месяцев назад

He's Goblin Slayer~sensei, after all.

@tr33skuls Год назад

I love the implication of his last line that he never registered to the guild. I actually explains an earlier line of guild girl about how he just showed up one day asking for goblins.

@frost_94 Год назад

Wait that's what it implied mind blown

@Dany-id6kt Год назад

Damn that would explain why GS is so loaded. He hasn’t paid income taxes for years!

@JakeBaldwin1 Год назад

@@Dany-id6kt Humanity's second worst enemy. TAXES.

@bigjohn3173 Год назад

Not a member but still got silver rank 😂

@igorpachmelniekzakuskov776 Год назад

I think what he meant with that was to go on a real adventure with everyone instead of just slaying goblins.

@rowboatcop4451 Год назад

I love the slow realization that Heavy Warrior and Female Knight are definitely doing a foreplay thing

@freakyskull516 Год назад

as they should be

@Jtd1138 11 месяцев назад

He walks down covered in bruises and everyone asks what he faught last night

@LilC1deep 10 месяцев назад

@@Jtd1138 he fought a tank. don't worry, it was completely consensual.

@kevinyoung5728 8 месяцев назад

This is the reason she isn't a Paladin yet.... best line in the series.

@KeyboardTarantula 6 месяцев назад

the slaps are definately their equivalent of kissing.

@Ginfeldi Год назад

This isn't a story about overcoming obsession, it's a story about engaging in your obsession so fucking hard that it becomes a fun bonding experiece for everyone in your life

@morphingninja 4 месяца назад

So essentially gaming streamers?

@curabletoxin 5 дней назад

DND in a nutshell

@autumnalbreeze8677 Год назад

-Witch, he's all yours -Nah man, i am good -Wait did you just talk normal? Part had me dying

@alexbeau7908 Год назад

Because... no one... will... believe... you

@nelzelpher7158 Год назад

@@alexbeau7908 Hey you can’t switch back like that, talk normal with me!

@CerealExperimentsMizuki Год назад

Honestly her talking normally was so hot.

@kingofthejungle5338 Год назад

she dropped her whole bit just to say f*** that lol

@der_pinguin44 Год назад

2:00 for anyone looking for the timestamp

@oskarbondesson4936 Год назад

A detail i really liked is the Goblin Lord clarifying that his axe is magical and taken from a previous fighter validating Goblin Slayers ideology of only using cheap weapons and armor.

@fantope Год назад

And it actually appears on the manga! Really great stuff

@awanderer3047 Год назад

If you can't kill a goblin without your special toy, you can't kill a goblin

@thangfahsavung9120 Год назад

“Those disgusting goblins will NEVER get any good weapons from ME.”

@luscarion5338 Год назад

@@thangfahsavung9120 don't you mean "Those disgusting GAAAWWBLINS will NEVER take any good weapons from ME."

@Tabbimura Год назад

@@thangfahsavung9120 GS cares very little about his weapons since FILTHY GOBLIN BLOOD is corrosive to metal.

@stormhawkdude Год назад

I'm still laughing at Guild Girl realizing she scored the highest prize in the entire guild after trying for literal Gold digging

@davidstepney5394 Год назад

And on her only day off!

@spankme5142 Год назад

I've read the manga I know how that date goes

@NobodyDungeons Год назад

It gets goblinated by filthy GOBLINS

@Masterchezze Год назад

@@spankme5142 fairly well all things considered

@ErenxJ Год назад

@@spankme5142 hold up, they actually go on a date?

@wugglesx Год назад

He basically low key confirmed that all goblin slayer's craziness might just be inside info.. goblinating is real and even the goblin lord thought elves might be goblins lol.

@Tsukuyomi418 5 месяцев назад

He probably went undercover a couple times before the start of the series as he treats the goblin wife thing as normal.

@hann5070 Год назад

The image of Elf archer waking up the next day hearing how everyone talk about how Goblin Slayer has a face must have drove her up a wall lol

@lShadow426l Год назад

dwarf would absolutely brag about being able to remember his face after being shitfaced and that drunk elf archer did see it too

@alsinakiria 6 месяцев назад

@@lShadow426lhis uncle cursed him with sobriety. He can't get drunk anymore.

@jimmycoombs1791 Год назад

"Are elves goblins?" "No, no I checked" I love how this implies that the goblin originally wasn't sure and HAD to check.

@Djorgal Год назад

But the question is: How did he check for that?

@Kio_Kurashi Год назад

@@Djorgal I think there's a very simple check: Since the goblin way of life is goblinating any species that doesn't require goblinating to procreate cannot be a goblin. Which I think could put Succubi into the category of Goblins depending on if that is procreation or food. (I haven't looked into the DnD lore to know).

@fumarc4501 Год назад

Well, most goblins don’t live more than 5-10 years, so I doubt they really know much more than basic instinct. Those rare exceptions probably know more than most of their entire race.

@Kovugamez Год назад

Elves have Females, Goblins don't

@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe Год назад

@@Kovugamez that's way too simple and correct to be the real answer

@draydinbardon9782 Год назад

Lizard priest secretly being way more powerful is my favorite character trait added in so far.

@froggyslice6943 Год назад

lol right?

@GGiggles Год назад

That line he had of, " No witnesses". Then super chops a body 4 times. Spoken as a true back alley killer

@Toneill029 Год назад

Funny thing is is in the canon material he’s the undisputed strongest of the party and possibly the guild. He has magic, martial skill and great weapons. He has great physical strength and speed, he’s intelligent and wise, and he’s a got a good heart.

@Not-an-Alien Год назад

@@Toneill029 Isnt he a canibalistic necromancer

@gobbbledee8905 Год назад

@@Not-an-Alien everybody's not perfect

@zsDUGGZ Год назад

"I'm sorry Poopidy, but unlike you, I just can't be number two!" One of my favorite lines from Lancer, the corny puns work with him well

@vDorgengoa Год назад

Didn't get this until I read it from you lmao

@JamMasterJesus Год назад

@@vDorgengoa Until this moment I thought the joke was "he's the second goblin champion" lol, now I realize the actual joke.

@vDorgengoa Год назад

@@JamMasterJesus Same lol

@andorfedra 7 месяцев назад

I had to read your comment to get that line. 🤣🤣🤣

@dragondan244 5 месяцев назад

Goddam I only just got it

@mbanana23456 Год назад

I love how the 'two goblins stacked on top of each other' bit isn't even a parody. Like there is a legit line of "I had betted that he was a goblin." in the actual episode.

@yaelz6043 Год назад

That's a fair bet, silly plot twists are common.

@beartankproductions4192 Год назад

I was surprised how many jokes in the whole series are from the original. Looking at you lizard and your dairy obsession

@xrrgr Год назад

LOL

@finaladvance5085 Год назад

I too would of wagered he was also a goblin

@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Год назад

@@flamingrubys11 I have only DM'd a single campaign, but I did have a character in that campaign, who was two goblins in a trench coat (the character was a mutliclassed fighter and artificer, one of the goblins was the fighter, the other was the artificer.)

@Gabrhil Год назад

"But we Gaaawblins...Call you...The Hunter. Bah! I hate that you're real!" All that exposition explaining that Gobby is legend to them, and the Goblin Lord treats it like an inconvenience.

@thisplatformsucksalot3487 Год назад

I've seen a lot of abridged series get cancelled or dropped out of nowhere. It's nice and satisfying to see this one make it until the very end.

@nomore5401 Год назад

These days only a handful are left. Glad to see a series that finished. This will have a special place in heart along with tfs dragonball(even though they didn't do the buu saga they gave us a good ending)

@Xeroisawesome Год назад

Of season 1... There's going to be a second season of GS at some point, so this isn't really the end.

@lvlHive Год назад

@@Xeroisawesome plus they are toying with the idea of doing the movie

@powercore2000 Год назад

It ended so solidly too. Was a strong experience from beginning to end

@goblinslayertf2 Год назад

Until season 2

@warzone822 Год назад

The craziest part about all goblins fearing him, is he doesn't leave behind survivors. That rumor spread from a 1 in 1000 survival rate

@version1.27 10 месяцев назад

The only way they knew were the bloody remains of former goblins killed in the same possible way

@arbiterskiss6692 10 месяцев назад

A shaman could have Divined these details. Or many shamans pieced details together over time.

@wildermann8286 7 месяцев назад

You have to account for all the times the party lied to him that all the goblins were dead to get him to stop.

@alexdavidson7498 6 месяцев назад

That’s why the goblin big dude didn’t believe it.

@rauhillah3884 6 месяцев назад

Goblin Lord: "If there's no goblin survive him, how do we know this story?"

@Shadowblader98 Год назад

to be fair the goblin lord said they would be immune to swords, not the almighty fist spell

@dragonking7248 Год назад

So that blessing could of actually been the real deal after all

@shadowdragon7347 Год назад

@dragonking7248 we may never know

@Shadowblader98 Год назад

@@dragonking7248 exactly, the blessing was to specific anyway

@kevinwalls5461 Год назад

He casted lay on hands

@Shadowblader98 Год назад

@@kevinwalls5461 nah lay on hands heals not causes blunt force trauma to the skull, clearly he multiclassed into monk and hit him with unarmed strike

@thatterrariaguidenpc8054 Год назад

really love the gag that lizard priest is intentionally trying to come off as stupid dumb and weak. knowing its because he wants to stay in the team, i assume he just doesn't wanna hurt their feelings by making them feel inferior around him.

@dawnfire82 Год назад

Without going back and re-watching, he might be the only member of the team who doesn't have a serious struggle/setback. GS dies twice. Priestess gets chomped. Elf is nearly taken down ang goblinbanged, while dwarf goes down trying to help her. But I don't remember any such thing for lizard priest. Guess he was just too powerful. Sorta says something more about his evilness that he was willing to watch all the rest of that rather than blow his own cover.

@lydiamourningstar2028 Год назад

@@dawnfire82like Ikkaku not using bankai in the fake Karakura arc of Bleach lmao

@dravenocklost4253 Год назад

@dawnfire82 No, he probably was actually struggling, both in abridged but also in the actual show, he had goblins literally hanging on him and swarming him

@Coffinjockey Год назад

We did a lot of research and math for this episode to figure out how rich Goblin Slayer was. Using Pathfinder's Starting Gold index and factoring Goblin Slayer to be a level 11 adventurer, we came up with the 82,000 gold, and assumed he'd spent tens of thousands on various things (healing spells, potions, and magic items like the Gate scroll) over his adventures, leaving him with the 55k gold he had under that mattress. But how much would that be worth in real life?

@Coffinjockey Год назад

Well, I have the answer for that too. Using the rules for item weight in pathfinder, 50 coins weigh a pound. 55,000 divided by 50 is 1,100 pounds of gold coins, or a quarter bessie. Luckily for Goblin slayer, gold in his time would be above 95% purity, but lack refinement techniques to guarantee 100% purity, averaging each coin to 23 karats. From there, we have handy calculators that can tell us what that's worth! 1,100 pounds is about 498,951 grams, and 498,951 grams of 23 karat gold is worth... Let's see, calculating... $26,390,964.35 USD in today's money! You can make fun of GS for a lot of things, but you sure can't call him broke.

@Carlos-ne3zf Год назад

@@Coffinjockey damn, guild girl got quite a catch

@Alnidru Год назад

@@Coffinjockey Thanks for convert it in bessie's for a better understanding

@romco1697 Год назад

@@Coffinjockey I like people like you. I would not have made that conversion personally, but at the very least as a layman I can appreciate the profoundness of it being a table top guy. He might be disturbed over goblins but GS certainly knows how to generate a responsible nest egg. Goes to show the mind behind the mask is a very critical thinker in a lot of ways.

@bondrewd2147 Год назад

CHRIST HE CAN JUST STAYED AT CAPITAL FOR FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE

@aldranova Год назад

The fact Goblin Slayer addressed with priestess that he MURDERED the entire nest and made a shitton of money, had me laughing

@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe Год назад

He didn't murder them. He's not goblin murderer, he's goblin slayer

@gabriellee2521 Год назад

@@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe He didn’t kill them. He just made them GOOOD goblins

@noggy3133 Год назад

@@gabriellee2521A GOOD GOBLIN IS A DEAD GOBLIN

@matthewsalvador9783 Год назад

@@gabriellee2521there’s only one good goblin.!! And it’s a dead goblin..!! Ahhhh.. lol

@friedibarti8070 Год назад

@@matthewsalvador9783 Filthy, FILTHY... GAAAAAWWWWWBLINS

@grimmjack Год назад

Can't believe we've finally finished all of Season 1 of Goblin Slayer Abridged! We hope to continue making more Goblin Slayer Abridged content in any way possible and your continued support on RU-vid and Patreon makes all of that possible. So thank you everyone and hope you enjoy the season finale. And happy holidays from the Goblin Slayer Abridged Team~!

@Marshal098 Год назад

Congratulations!

@thisplatformsucksalot3487 Год назад

I'd love to donate once I recover a tiny bit from Christmas. Always a fun time of the year!

@Morec0 Год назад

Movie wen

@ThiccFurryBoi34 Год назад

This was great man thx for the laughs and fun

@dceasedbrickfan74 Год назад

How about Goblin Slayer: Goblin Crown! An abridged version would be epic. Season 2 should also be coming out soon!

@totalposer 9 месяцев назад

The reason GS is so handsome is because he always wears his helmet. Protect your face, bros.

@Gamespectives 6 месяцев назад

If you wash the helmet everyday xD

@willlauzon3744 5 месяцев назад

Fable taught me this

@Caninetag667 2 месяца назад

you know what i hate it that your right

@notchs0son 18 дней назад

It actually would serve to protect his face from Aging faster through damage from the sun.

@atoucanonyoutube2694 Год назад

Love the parallels between goblin lord and goblin slayer Goblin slaying attack vs human slaying attack They both even disguised themselves as someone's wife Also Priestess getting to say the line from ep 1

@mysterious_truth6907 Год назад

Wait is goblin lord goblin slayer's wife back then or did she get killed I forgot

@freespeech3817 Год назад

@@mysterious_truth6907 No since goblin lord said he killed his husband(barbarian) for his magical axe.

@Kio_Kurashi Год назад

@@freespeech3817 No, the Goblin Lord said that he took the axe from _a_ barbarian and what he _presumed to be_ his wife.

@pajwubx1809 Год назад

Really amped up the stakes imo, since they were each they're respective races version of the other, meaning they were pretty much fated to fight, and have one die

@kagato23 Год назад

@@pajwubx1809 goblin lord is goblin slayers son from the time he had a goblin wife. He’s so similar because he’s inherited it. Even the elf suspicion.

@kelast203 Год назад

Gotta love how Goblin Slayer and the Goblin Lord are virtually identical in habits, mannerisms, and personality. Just that one's a goblin, and one's a human.

@esdraskuhn8896 Год назад

The best way to beat a GAAAAAAAAAAAWBLIN is to think like a GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWBLIN, Goblin Slayer thinks like a GAAAAAAAAAAAAWBLIN 24/7.

@VoicedOvered 11 месяцев назад

I think you meant one's a goblin, and one's two goblins stacked on top of each other

@LilC1deep 10 месяцев назад

one is a human with the savagery of a goblin, and the other is a goblin with the wit of a human

@Allantitan 9 месяцев назад

@@LilC1deepI thought the difference was that one’s goblin slayer and the other was a dead goblin

@Allantitan 9 месяцев назад

@Sreeto the bestest of goblins

@J4nT3mpl4r Год назад

"you will die, at a goblin's hand." "Already have, like twice."

@Coffinjockey Год назад

Pretty weak curse if I do say so myself.

@hussainalmahfoodh7413 Год назад

@@Coffinjockey especially with him canonically being immune to fate with the whole world operating like a twisted dnd being played by the gods goblins slayer is the only one independent from the gods control I think it was briefly explained in the manga

@kertas1991111 Год назад

Nah only once. The other time was elven archer breaking the potions he kept in his ass.

@JonathanGhost42 Год назад

@@kertas1991111 But elves could still be goblins... Because goblins are liars and Goblin Lord was a goblin - which means, that there is still with his checking a possibility for elves being goblins.

@Ninisty Год назад

@@hussainalmahfoodh7413 He's not immune to fate/dice. His cunning just prevents the likelihood of said dice to be rolled. Hell he died when put in a position where they rolled his death saving throws.

@FamousWolfe Год назад

13:08 "You might be stronger and faster than me. You might even be smarter than me. But you made one *crucial* mistake. You're still. *A FUCKIN' GAWWWBLINNNN!!!* " *DOOM MUSIC INTENSIFIES* Holy shit that was both epic and hilarious!!! Nicely done!

@benjaminkern6450 Год назад

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Grimmjack gave to me: Twelve swords a-hackin', Eleven arrows flying, Ten guild quests, Nine Bone Daddies, Eight Bessies milkin', Seven magic squirrels, Six bottles of booze, FIVE HAREM GIRLS, Four Goblin Slayer Juniors, Three Big Goblins, Two mystic Gates, and a good ol' Goblin Slayer!!! Merry Christmas and thanks for such an amazing episode!!!

@PurpleTheta Год назад

So beautiful! 😭

@ToadallyNormal Год назад

FUCK YES!

@wingzero7X Год назад

Grimmjack should sing this

@9gag_ Год назад

& don't forget the magical squirrel 🎩🐿️

@ToadallyNormal Год назад

@@9gag_ he didn't

@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache Год назад

It is so wholesome and also completely in-character that Goblin Slayer actually knows the name of every person in his Guild. But only after they helped him slay goblins.

@darkyami12141 Год назад

aye! look who it is!

@wal8015 Год назад

I haven't seen this guy comment in so long

@lillasagna5487 Год назад

Oh shit, haven't seen you in a while some guy with a mustache

@zenithryne Год назад

Hey bud!!

@dudest.v.g.5881 8 месяцев назад

I'm late to the party by a year hey some guy with a mustache

@Dr.Starbound Год назад

I'm so happy that Priestess got her moment. Too bad no one was there to see it. "Sandwich this bitch" was amazing

@geomania8533 11 месяцев назад

Heck yea it is

@LunaBlackwing Год назад

I absolutely adore how Goblin Slayer is the goblin boogeyman. May he spend many days haunting goblins' nightmares.

@Toneill029 Год назад

Oh he will. Even if somehow he doesn’t kill all the goblins, he’s become a legend, a myth, a boogeyman, a true monster.

@HDLLHANZ Год назад

"He's not the Boogeyman per se, he's the man you hire to KILL the Boogeyman"

@version1.27 10 месяцев назад

@@Toneill029 the warning to never step foot on earth

@akasumora Год назад

Priestess: "When I started adventuring I wondered if there was such a thing as a good goblin....but after meeting you, I know the only "good" goblin is a dead goblin." Gave me shivers

@coachlombardi9657 Год назад

Goblin Slayer smiles underneath his helmet: I'm so proud of her.

@geomania8533 11 месяцев назад

Proud of his sassy assassin

@Allantitan 9 месяцев назад

@@coachlombardi9657and that line alone gave him the strength to stand up one more time as a giant middle finger to the goblin

@corentinesummers8259 9 месяцев назад

Actually a callback to the 1st episode. Props to the writers for making that reference

@beyondawesomegaming3517 7 месяцев назад

I love how she finally gets her wish of someone saying “oh no she didn’t” but the only one who could have heard it was goblin slayer and he was too busy recovering from the concussion of having his head stepped on to comprehend

@Gamespectives 6 месяцев назад

"The only good Globlin is a dead globlin" "And im about to make you... good" That was epic

@topcat59 Год назад

Honestly I find it absolutely cute seeing goblin slayer for once in his life be able to share his passion of goblins to all of the adventures, it’s like get to see your son finally be welcome into a social group for one day.😿

@LithmusEarth Год назад

you've been watching too much chicken little.

@SlapChopMyShamWow 9 месяцев назад

Lancer’s “WHAT THE FUCK” when Guild Girl straight up asks Goblin Slayer on a date made me laugh out loud

@HMul11 6 месяцев назад

The call back to episode two when Lancer was trying to ask her out or whatever he was trying to do makes it even funnier( and he also wants to be better then the Slayer which makes it even better on he Lancer tired so hard failed and Slayer just sat and didn’t even speak)

@ettoreozzy9932 5 месяцев назад

also love when Guild Girl is told she has to work and will only have day off waaaay later she says "fuck me" and you can hear Lancer's "WHAT?" hahaha

@jtreview7506 Год назад

I love everything around 14:00, much like how GS is the only one who respects goblins as a serious constant threat and sees others monsters as just unimportant, the goblins see him as a serious threat, and other humans as nothing to worry about in the end

@samiamtheman7379 Год назад

Like poetry.

@Kio_Kurashi Год назад

Well in order to slay goblins he has to know how to think like goblins. How else would he have been able to figure out the Lord's carefully laid out plan without a goblin mole?

@dragonmaster870 Год назад

I love that the Goblin Slayer emphasizes "Goblin" and the Goblin Lord emphasizes "Human" to really punctuate their hatred for each others race

@SATELLITEDOWN7735 Год назад

"I really want to ship them, but I feel like I need to stay 10 yards away from them at all times" The one guy looking in the WRONG direction when everyone crowds GS...lol Comedy gold...

@lunch_trey Год назад

It's not surprising Goblin Slayer would be secretly loaded. Dude takes quests no one else does, keeps his armor tended himself unless absolutely broken, buys bare minimum equipment and lives on a small farm with his childhood friend and pays rent once a month.

@bradlyedward6908 Год назад

"Shit like that is why she's not a paladin yet" 💀💀💀💀💀

@ryantomer4126 8 месяцев назад

She could be a Paladin of "The Order Of Throwing it Back"

@jacobblue8926 Год назад

I just love how lancer keeps getting out done by goblin slayer, the money, how goblins he kills, a spell slot (teleport/portal), and a date from guild girl xD

@gormold4163 11 месяцев назад

So if we assume that goblins are usually valued at one silver per head, as established in the last episode, and there are ten silvers per gold coin, the 55,000 gold he has stashed away was probably 550,000 goblin heads.

@harrissyed1603 9 месяцев назад

i like how the ending implies that hes not actually an offically recognized adventure and everyone just went along with him being there

@lasergamer509 Год назад

I like that you actually put doom music over the goblin slayer vs. Goblin lord fight, as well as the fact that both of them had to look into whether or not elves are goblins

@saiyanfang1047 Год назад

TES says goblins are maybe elves

@ZetsubouGintama Год назад

Also, I realized that how did GoblinLord 'check' elves before Slayer does. GOBLINATE.

@fanofmetal1 Год назад

The goblin lord is a goblin, and goblin always lie.

@Whisk3yKnight Год назад

6:16 “Sorry Poopity…but unlike you, I just can’t be number 2!!” Absolute poetry😂😂

@TnT_F0X Год назад

GAWWWBBBLIIINSSSS I'm sad we will have to wait for Season 2 now though... Hopefully 2023 is when it finally drops a date soon...

@grimmjack Год назад

One can only hope.

@jesseguajardo8592 Год назад

There's always the goblin slayer movie

@spankme5142 Год назад

We do have the movie wink wink nugge nuge

@pubcle Год назад

@@spankme5142 And still have the harvest festival as well.

@Valadion1 Год назад

i mean there was a announcement last October that season 2 is in production

@SeleneRoseRM Год назад

I love that Lancer is voiced by the same guy who voices Lancer in UBW abridged

@dravenocklost4253 Год назад

YES, SAME XD I love it 😂

@minkeyandzomble6206 19 дней назад

This means that this lancer's actual name is... First name Mario; Last name Mario.

@TheDirtyBum900 Год назад

LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOD

@TheDirtyBum900 Год назад

L E T S F U C K I N G G O O O ! ! ! ! ! !

@CLNCJD94 Год назад

You know, Goblin Slayer is one of the few animes where the abridged version and the normal anime are both equal. Seriously both of them are amazing and I love what you guys have done with the characters.

@carlhanopoldelosreyes4404 Год назад

I've been watching Goblin Slayer Abridged ever since I watched the 1st episode 4 years ago. As your 100,000th subscriber, thank you for completing the series at this point. Can't wait to see the abridged version of an upcoming movie & 2nd season of Goblin Slayer. What a way to celebrate Christmas & end 2022 with a bang. See you in a few years, Grimmjack.

@ZeldaboyOG Год назад

Wait.. THERE'S A SECOND SEASON OF GOBLIN SLAYER‽

@fast-yi9js Год назад

@@ZeldaboyOG its coming... soonish? I think?

@ZeldaboyOG Год назад

@@fast-yi9js that is pretty sweet if true. I just remember people being in such an uproar about it when it first came out so I figured it was like perma-canceled.

@fast-yi9js Год назад

@@ZeldaboyOG The studio has had some high profile staff leave, but it was confirmed to be in production.... a year ago?

@IraessRanza Год назад

That's so cute "This is my friend Priestess, my Priesty Girl"

@manofgod448 Год назад

Actually made me feel emotional, i've followed this abridged series for years literally and never thought it would be finished.

@Jmcelwain17 Год назад

Well...finished for now. They still can do the movie

@some_random_hoboin_la6605 Год назад

@@Jmcelwain17 yeah... in 4 years lmao

@Outlaw7263 Год назад

The only abridged series I've seen have a proper end are hellsing ultimate and dragon ball z.....

@sarkontheshade6883 10 месяцев назад

I love that the goblin blessed to be immune to swords died to a fist.

@littlenightfury3462 Год назад

Can’t wait for goblin’s crown

@jdcoolha Год назад

That's crazy talk.

@Future_Vantas Год назад

Found the Goblin Lord account

@DracoInduperator Год назад

10:54 when you put it like that, it does sound like some kind of legendary monster feared throughout the world, spoken of in whispers around the campfire, a story used to frighten others into obedience. If it was reversed and something was doing that to Humans or other people, the Guild would issue an extermination quest for it.

@n.mightslapallama1874 Год назад

You guys are actually out here making hour-long episodes and just chopping them up a bit. Thank you for the insane effort!

@Mr.Moustache2 Год назад

4:52 "BABIDDI-BOOBIDI I'M IMMUNE TO SWORDS!!!!!" Bless that goblin... Dear Lord my sides 🤣😂🤣

@kryto4922 Год назад

Right after that too oh my god

@stonequillian2747 Год назад

"I hate that you're real!" Oh man, this series made me laugh like crazy! I hope you get a chance to do Goblin's Crown

@Maceman486 Год назад

You did it, you freaking did it Grimmjack. I can't imagine how much work the entire team put in to finishing an abridged series and keeping it hilarious. No drop in quality. No giving up halfway through. No quickly popping out episodes just to say you did it. You should all be very proud of this.

@silvermknight Год назад

Heavy Warrior can cast Fist? Clearly an Ultramarine.

@FireLover7004 Год назад

What ho mighty muscle wizard! Might you cast us a spell?

@danielb677 3 месяца назад

We just not gonna acknowledge how god damn good the voice actor was was for the king goblin or whatever it was He hammed that shit up, it was incredible

@MasterJunior93 Год назад

I love how there's two sides of Goblin Slayer. One is a psychological goblin slaying madman, and the other is a heart throb that every woman wants. Also does Elf want his babies?!

@Lightspeeds Год назад

Yes she does.

@Snowthree Год назад

I mean, half-elves got to come from somewhere.

@misternull4753 Год назад

@@Snowthree there's more gaaaaawblin slayers out there?

@Snowthree Год назад

@@misternull4753 In about 9 or so months there may be. May take a decade or two of training though.

@Daioblis Год назад

There's no woman that doesn't want his babies

@alexanderunguez9633 Год назад

Can we take a moment to appreciate how many different meanings behind "Unlike you I can't settle for #2" joke has.

@dragonanimekid8662 Год назад

When a goblin faces Goblin slayer they all make the same mistake They were a FILTHY GOBLIN!

@roderickkarladdun7798 Год назад

Goblin slayer is well versed at fighting anything because he was trained as a rogue and an assassin by his master, GS also knows where the assassin’s guild is located in his town. GS just doesn’t know the name of other monsters aside from goblins, so please don’t discount GS’ abilities by limiting his capabilities.

@tisntmerealname8824 Год назад

@@roderickkarladdun7798 Found the GAAAAAWBLIN trying to save face!

@roderickkarladdun7798 Год назад

@@tisntmerealname8824 Read the LN. GS actually went into an assassin’s guild with Priestess.

@anthonystaton3740 Год назад

He makes these goblins "good" goblins

@olyviermonteau4300 Год назад

ah, they needed to be a CLEAN goblin.

@ratheonhudson3311 Год назад

Absolutely no stunt double goblins were harmed during the making of this series. They all do their own stunts

@coachlombardi9657 Год назад

And that's what makes them good goblins.

@your_name_here2158 Год назад

"Frontliner here, always in the front lines! What're we lookin at?" Great quote! XD

@your_name_here2158 Год назад

You guys made a series that made me laugh a lot and honestly improved upon the original story. Good job : )

@Darth_Bateman Год назад

30:03 elf always goes from challenging people to aggressive to silly to emotional to silly and back to challenging when she’s drunk.

@johnarcher6150 Год назад

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE, AND HAPPY GAAAAAAWBLIN SLAYING NEW YEAR!

@joesplace2960 Год назад

I WISH YOU SOME DEAD GAAAAWBLINS, I WISH YOU SOME DEAD GAAAAWBLINS, AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

@DemitriosX Год назад

Grimmjack's D&D sessions must be the most crack-tastic adventures.

@arnyx8499 Год назад

Expected Goblin Lord's voice to turn into Child like when speaking "I'm sorry" but it is still satisfying that they maintain the seriousness of that kill scene. Really Love this abridged series

@PurpleTheta Год назад

28:11 I love Grimmjack’s delivery of Goblin Slayer here. Like, there’s cockiness with a smirk. A short quarrel with Priestess: “That’s a lie, and you know it.”

@bearthegenxgm Год назад

"is this the end for Heavy Warrior? Or will I cast FIST!" I laughed so hard I had to rewind! :)

@alaksander8437 Год назад

Marneus Calgar: MOOOODD KINDREEEDDDDD!

@kriegertechpriest7011 Год назад

MOOD KINDRED! FELLOW TTS'S UNITE!

@cunningsmile4166 Год назад

30:22 HE'S NOT EVEN EMPLOYED BY THE GUILD!!!!?

@gabesarti7184 Год назад

I love the fact that Goblin Slayer is just non-chalant about having 50k hidden in his bed, while everyone else is just shocked about how much gold he actually has!!! xD

@jacklau2558 Год назад

I'm starting to think goblin slayer is cheap. That or the rest of the adventures are bad with there money.

@gabesarti7184 Год назад

@@jacklau2558 I mean, they do constantly spend their money on scorpion milk, so maybe?

@javenmigone9726 Год назад

"I thought he was 2 goblins stacked on top of each other" this had me dying

@edisio23 Год назад

15:06 how nice, goblin lord has just unraveled the most intriguing mystery of the series, such a good goblin.

@saiyanfang1047 Год назад

he becomes good around 17:50

@Brasswatchman Год назад

You know, I'm kinda gonna miss him now that he's dead.

@ryantomer4126 8 месяцев назад

@@BrasswatchmanYou failed the 578th goblin test! Looking at you real closely, _Watch- _*_man_*

@gamerdad687 Год назад

"OH no she didnt!" She did it! We all heard that priestess.

@tylersev4024 Год назад

"I really want to ship them but I also feel like I need to stand 10 yards away from them at all times" lmfao this shit had me 💀 Edit: Huh never had more than 100 likes before this is awesome thanks

@thegoodthebadandthenasty5843 Год назад

We got to get you to 669

@kameronmattox7650 3 месяца назад

I have watched this episode twice and haven't found it time stamp?

@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 Год назад

You humans should be proud of how good this series has been. It's been one of my favourite abridged series from beginning to end and I have thoroughly loved every second. My immortality grants me many boons, but being able to live long enough to see this series completed is arguably one of the greater ones.

@n0n4me77 Год назад

BY SIGMAR! IT'S TRAVIS THE UNENDING!

@Brasswatchman Год назад

Make sure to add a copy to your collection, will you?

@SourCherryBomb Год назад

Honestly after so many setbacks from RU-vid and Copyright Strikes from the past couple years, seeing this finale really is a wonderful Christmas present. Thank you to both you and your team, this has been such a wonderful ride! Goblin Slayer is legitimately one of my favorite anime series, so it's great seeing it parodied by a team of writers who seems to really get why the original series work so well, and to make jokes in celebration of the original story and DnD, rather than in spite of.

@pathfinder011 3 месяца назад

9:43 The way you changed this scene from tragic to awkward its *PURE MAGIC.*

@browncoatebberon7121 Год назад

Car broke down, got vid, knee problems been acting up again and my lower back pain is back and worse than ever with winter. God I needed this, thank you Grimmjack for a series that I can binge from start to finish. Its a gift that keeps giving, best Christmas gift to us plebs.

@VivaLaDnDLogs Год назад

Everything I could have wanted in a finale. Heavy Warrior's "getting beat up" fetish, Big Goblins who say their names as battle cries like Pokemon, Goblin-Slaying vs Human-Slaying attack, sassy Priestess, Drunk High Elf Archer, and Guild Girl gold-digger!

@linksstruepower7443 Год назад

There's nothing more satisfying with a passion project like this than seeing it's completion. Thank you for holding out

@Yo-tt9mt Год назад

This was unironically better than the original anime. Not only is it funnier but the charecters have more depth.

@Ventorath 6 месяцев назад

Eh. It's just different. I wouldn't call it better. Most characters don't really have more depth, they're just vaguely quirkier so they can set up jokes.

@Yo-tt9mt 6 месяцев назад

@@Ventorath have you seen the original? these charecters have much more depth than them

@Ikairuz Год назад

the voice acting in this show is absolutely amazing

@chocmilk Год назад

"Wait... th-that didn't sound very platonic."

@beyondawesomegaming3517 7 месяцев назад

Girl has had a crush on him this whole time of course she’d react like that lol

@kevinmurphy5679 4 месяца назад

Abridged Guild Girl wasn't really interested until the face reveal. She was however aware that GS was making mad bank and didn't appear to spend much of it.

@a_random_dragonet1514 Год назад

This was an amazing series, if the official release ever comes out with a second season I cannot wait to see more of this!

@staticxac Год назад

It was announced several months ago that season has been greenlit

@a_random_dragonet1514 Год назад

@@staticxac nice

@jinhell3256 Год назад

@@a_random_dragonet1514 There will be more announcement on January 5 about its release date too.

@coachlombardi9657 Год назад

@@staticxac Don't say greenlit! That means that the show has been Goblinated!

@Maximidos Год назад

@@coachlombardi9657 can’t slay goblins without the goblins being there to do the goblinatin’ to make the smell of goblinatin’ so the slayer can smell the smell of goblinatin’ so the slayer can slay the goblins for goblinatin’. You picking up what I’m putting down?

@M_Alexander Год назад

I love when Priestess emulates Goblin Slayer

@coachlombardi9657 Год назад

She's the little sister of the Goblin Slaying Madman who protects him while giving sassy lines to her enemies that are so good, they're like, "Oh no she didn't!"

@ignaciojohnjoy Год назад

I know that Goblin Slayer was inspired by DnD. But this is a masterpiece. Watching the first 4 episodes of Goblin Slayer Abridged, I don't have any background on DnD 2 years later, played a couple of campaigns, I come to appreciate this abridged more. Tnx Coffinjockey for this Masterpiece.

@JamesTheAce0 7 месяцев назад

"Not to piss in your breakfast cereal" is an exceedingly good phrase

@HedgieDaUmbrehog Год назад

Good call on making sure Elf girl would be to drunk to remember. Gonna enjoy watching her agonize over that. Especially since everyone else will remember but her. Pretty sure Dwarf will taunt her with that for years

@leogazebo5290 Год назад

I'm just happy that an abridged as amazing as this gets to have an ending, something other abridged series doesn't get the luxury of. Still can't wait for more Goblin slaying action.

@Lordblow1 Год назад

this ended sooooo wholesome I love it also how did I only now notice it was Chi-chi who voiced Priestess. Like legit, how did I miss that.

@sssleon3320 Год назад

I'm seriously torn with agreeing with you there, but then Hellsing abridged is on the same sort of comedy level and is way older, though either way the GS abridged series is an absolute masterpiece!

@karma4859 Год назад

Not the Goblin Lord using a "Human stabbing attack!" Back there. I think in an alternate timeline where Goblins are like the humans, that Goblin Lord is the legendary, unhinged Human Slayer.

@CarlosVasquez-xf8nx Год назад

Even though high elf archer is drunk and she’ll probably forget she really wants to see that face 😂

@alexanderzabroski5185 Год назад

Thank you Grimmjack. For completing an abridged series and for the general work you've done in the voice acting community. I couldn't imagine anyone who could do Ban better. And you are my internal monologue for goblin Slayer. You wouldn't believe how many times I've quoted "my gaawwblin slaying watch."

@costamcostam8961 Год назад

This abridged series is exceptional. It made show not only funny, but kept the story intact, has emotional moments and retains great fantasy climate (I even made character for dnd campaign based on this series). Thank you for giving us this masterpiece.

@liamholt5623 Год назад

"See - nobody cares that my helmets off..." "WUUUUuuuuuuuHAAAAAAGHHHH!!" "Is that GOBLIN SLAYeR, wiTH his HELMET OFF?!?! THIS iS * CRASH * BULLSHIT! I am TOO DRUNk! I going TO FORGET thiS SHIT!" Makes me laugh everytime.