Gross TikTok Chef Crosses The Line 

I still want to know where the tiny Jarvis who screams "GOLD" is being hidden

Gotta love how Jarvis knows that the cooking account is just there to rile people up but still watches it for our enjoyment

These creations are essentially the adult version of children mixing mud, sticks and leaves together for a "witch's brew" 😂

My Swedish grandmother who was a terrible cook once boiled hard shell taco shells. It was back in the 60s or 70s when Mexican food first started being sold in the Midwest. She saw the hard tortilla shells and thought that it couldn't possibly be intended to be eaten that way. She thought it must be like uncooked pasta, so she boiled them.

It is just so viscerally enraging to see people waste food like this

I think what makes it worse is that most of these are like…almost a recipe, but instead of cooking it like normal people, they make it in a sink.

Risking poisoning the poor dog aside, I love how not once was Jarvis concerned with the fact that the dog's tongue (that was probably on its own ass 5 minutes ago) touched the food in the first place and nobody did anything about it

I kinda don't care that these "recipes" are an abomination against cooking, I'm more mad that me and everyone I know have trouble getting food to feed our families while these "influencers" flex their privilege on the internet

"going to put you to sleep" is an understatement I think this mac and cheese has the capacity to kill a European adult person.

Food prices are so high and knowing there are people just wasting this while others are going hungry is so ugly.

Thank you for mentioning that dogs shouldn't eat onions. That was literally my first thought when looking at that dish because I have cats, and onions are also toxic for them.

“90% of this is cheese. What are we making?? Oh we’re making queso” had me DEAD 🤣💀

I can't get over how disgusting those chips must have been. I imagine they'd somehow be soggy and hard at the same time.

watching Jarvis get mad at food is my favorite hobby

When you said “this Facebook magician pivoted into a content house of horrible food cooking extraordinaries” and I didn’t even bat an eye, I realized that I just might be more chronically online than I care to admit because that’s not a sentence I can repeat to a single other person in my life and not sound insane

As someone who loves a good crockpot/slow cooker recipe, 6 hours on high is INSANE 💀 most pasta dishes are done in an hour and 30 to 2hrs on high. That crockpot would be fighting for its life at 6hrs- maybe even set your house on fire as an act of vengeance.

for some reason, the half faded disgusted face in the thumbnail is the most hysterical thing I've seen all day. just hilarious.

Jarvis Johnson: who in their right mind would repeat these recipes? Funky Frogbait: * exists *

I’m so disgusted that they let another human eat that food that the dog licked wtf 😩 this is why I don’t do potlucks with people I don’t know very well

Jarvis saying the crouton of meat instead of beef jerky demonstrates why he’s an authority on cooking.

My absolute favorite part of these kinds of videos is the hard cut mid-bite. She couldn't even pretend to enjoy it for 1 second.

how can someone take food, not even rotten or inherently unappetizing food, and present it in such a way that makes me and many others violently nauseous

I find it very sweet that Jarvis kept the white Jarvis that Drew gave to him and keeps it on his desk, too.

The mac and cheese one is almost kinda a recipe, except I KNOW their version is just bland watery "sauce" with a layer of cheese on top. If anyone's curious, you can cook macaroni in milk (about equal volume, a little more milk until covered) with some seasoning, and the combination of cooking down the milk + the starch from the pasta lets you skip making a bechamel sauce, which is the foundation of most home-made mac and cheese recipes. Then add freshly grated cheese and you're golden.

The dog being that close to the apparently seasoned beef as well is so concerning because like... garlic is toxic to dogs. Like shes just potentially letting her dog get poisoned for views. all of this stuff is upsetting but that is especially bad to me

"so do we just hate digestion??" made me genuinely laugh out loud

I already have sensory-related food sensitivities, but watching these food Frankenstein channels always make me nauseous thinking about how horrendous the smell/taste must be 🤢🤢🤢

who in their right mind thinks "a little crisp" is a good thing on QUESO IT IS A SAUCE, WOMAN

Honestly, I think my main gripe with this kind of content is just that there are so many people in this country out there just straight starving to get something to eat and then we got people out here doing this stuff. Might as well shit in the crock pot while you're at it too, that way their personality really shines through in their food.

“Santa is fulled by nacho slop” is not a sentence I ever could have imagined I would hear someday

I will never eat the food at someone’s home and they ALLOW their pets on counters/tables. YOU can eat behind your pet, not me or your guests.

I need more people taking about how this is rage content is just fetish content in disguise. Some of these videos are, in fact, sploshing content and it's insane. Please I can't do this anymore.

Jarvis should make another channel named ,JarvisJohsonBald, where he makes the exact same content but wears a bald cap and a thick moustache like the guy from family feud

I go to sleep each night feeling warm and comfy knowing that this premium channel is in fact free :)

I'm a dogsitter and the "holy shit the dog just ate something" realization is so real, ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS NOT YOUR DOG Also a potentially life saving tip: If you're unable to reach your vet for any reason, the ASPCA has a 24/7 animal poison control line. I believe it does potentially have a fee, but they can determine if what your pet consumed is dangerous, if they need to go to a hospital/ ER, or if it is something you can monitor at home. They can also give you step by step instructions on what to do and what to look out for in the next few hours.

I have a Great Dane who could easily stand over whatever I’m cooking. Do I let him? No. Meanwhile this lady helped her dog get closer to the counter with a chair…

Do these people really think they invented something?! Cathy Mitchell was way ahead with her Dump Dinners!

There are starving children out there that wouldn't eat these atrocities!!

as a student who is struggling with buying food and cooking, this is absolutely outrageous

As someone who hasn't had a dog for a while, it's funny to watch someone go "Oh no! Can a dog eat that!?" while thinking "You're serving dog-licked food to people!?"

The visceral reaction i had just seeing the broth and milk mixed together was a whole other level💀

I've made oven-baked pasta... you use water. You bake the noodles until the water is boiling and it's done, and then add your sauces and toppings... Like my baked mac and cheese is made in a pot and then added to a pan to bake with more cheese on top. If you're gonna make that style of cooking, you wouldn't add cheese yet, you'd do it like a hamburger helper, low and slow... No broths, no baked milk like that (you'd wanna wait to add milk anyway), that shit is gonna separate because it takes FOREVER to make pasta this way... :( I'm a casserole gal, and that's gross. It's gonna be greasy and unevenly cooked.

I WORK at a Kroger. I knew where they shopped because I saw the ground beef and working in the meat dept I know our ground beef. If I ever see this woman near the pasta I’m personally escorting her out

you're right to be worried over dogs eating cheese! my dog once almost died because she developed pancreatitis from eating a small amount of greasy cheese from a taquito, she got deathly sick and it was the scariest time of my life. she is healthy and happy now and we are very careful with the things she can eat safely, but word to all y'all out there: cheese has the potential to be very dangerous for your doggies!

So the ACTUAL recipe 3:35 that's the not offensive version is called Taco Soup. It's really good and I have some happy memories with it.

these people remind of the people who say "why can't we just combine everything in a bowl? it's going to all end up mixed together anyway!" about baking... as if that's how it works

im a cashier at kroger i really need to start interrogating these orders more

fun fact it’s more likely this is fetish content, as this is extremely common on the internet. how she speaks and guides what to do and the person oohing and ahhing in the background is all part of it too.

Does anyone remember the time when dumping a bunch of ingredients on your kitchen counter and people dipping things in it was a thing?? Am I the only one who remembers those videos

They need to leave that poor dog alone 😭

14:12 I love how he has that on standby, and gives zero explanation to it for people who don’t know.

Feeding dogs human food at random and thinking it'll have no consequences is one of the actual bad parts of anthropomorphizing pets that dog owners go crazy on. They aren't human, the bacteria in their mouthes are different, their digestion is different. It's a lose lose, you will both get sick. Like sure, teach your animals to press buttons, but don't be so irresponsible with their bodies!

Jarvis thank you for the recent vids. I’ve been watching them instead of studying for my finals🤭

12:28 "You can never have more cheese." We can't say he didn't try to stop her.

To be completely fair, when she started sprinkling the cheese on top, I legit thought it was shredded carrot.

In defense of the “measure with your heart” thing, a lot of recipes do tend to use that especially for home cooking. What she made still violates the Geneva Conventions though and for a recipe she could probably give approximate amounts

just watching this video makes my lactose intolerance act up

The visceral "OH NO" when the dog started licking the cheese took me out 😂

The Roman Statute should've included a clause that could prevent these war crimes. I feel so bad for that poor doggo who got dragged into this!

These ‘cooking’ videos have the same vibe of making ‘potions’ as a kid, and it’s just dumping random stuff together

Time to play the game of “Is what I’m watching grosser than the food I’m eating and will I lose my appetite”

Oh man it irks me that they could make actual good food if they put an *iota* of care into these meals. It's so frustrating!

i just watched the "mini figs of my friends" video from Drew yesterday and thank god i did because i cannot imagine the whiplash I would have gotten if Jarvis suddenly pulled out tiny White Jarvis with little to no explanation.

"measure the cheese with your heart" that's honestly just how all white folks measure cheeses in their recipes lol

one day you should say our premium subscription is done and we owe money

Jarvis really decides to suffer through this for us, and I thank him for sacrificing his sanity for us.

9:18 he mentioned Skibidi Toilet, it’s over…

as a person who loves to cook...she makes me sad. Alfredo is so EASY to make for real, but it's all about wasting food and making money. so disappointing. :'

Thank you for labeling the dog in the thumbnail, I almost thought it was carne asada

I like how it cuts right after she tries a bite so she can spit it in the trash and then says “20/10! 😃” lmao

i feel like the final evolution of these accounts are making macaroni art from like kindergarten and then popping it in the oven and trying to eat it with a straight face.

absolutely the cooking equivalent of mixing together your dad's cologne, the family toothpaste, and leaf litter and to make a potion

12:50 I unfortunately have known a lot of pet owners that are like this. Like yes, I love your pet too and I understand wanting them close. Doesn't mean I want to eat their hair or drool or risk having them steal my food if I don't pay attention for five seconds. And aiso Jarvis you made a great point about how it's rarely okay for the pet either.

9:35 i can’t get over jarvis’ anger over her adding chili powder and looks at the viewer like it’s their fault

This is why I don’t eat potluck food at work.

this video came out just in time for me to have something to watch while i eat my lunch

I found Jarvis through the lady who cooked the chicken in the pumpkin so I'm ALWAYS here for weird food talk, it's like coming home

The encouragement of content for engagments sake above everything else is truly a perfect way to waste everyones limited time on earth, I feel like this reaction content really elevates it - if i encountered it in the wild on my own i would be sad.

Speaking of onions being toxic to dogs- garlic and chives are too. I put garlic in almost everything I eat so I’m always making sure my dog doesn’t get in my food

I really hate when someone wastes food needlessly

the dog in the thumbnail makes me afraid for the food content i’m about to watch

I kinda want to see you react to the guy with the moldy rice. After seeing the moldy rice I’ve been pretty much desensitized to unseasoned beef and cheese block jenga.

The woman from the rick production team still does bait content. I got one of her tiktoks on my fyp, it was like a hide and seek or smth where it was like “oh we can’t find our daughter where is she” and they all acted like they were in distress. Checked the progress bar, the TikTok was like 5+ minutes long and (you guessed it) they don’t even find the kid in the end. The only reason I clocked it immediately is bc I recognised her form your video lol

this is random but i love that you have accurate captions on your videos. its so helpful for me. the autogenerated ones are sometimes wrong so im stuck trying to figure out what these random words mean. i really appreciate the extra effort to make your videos accessible :)

i have a chemistry exam in 4 hours but i'm going to continue watching your videos instead of studying

My favorite part of this video is Jarvis's mustache looking like two dogs kissing

that crockpot has never seen a peaceful day

aint no way this lady is putting straught uncooked noodles into the oven...normally you cook the pasta for the lowest amount possible THEN put it in the oven for however your thing needs to cook (at least this is how my mom does it, sooo....)

'Tis the season, but there's no seasoning whatsoever

the dog licking the food is exactly why I don't eat at people's houses and def not if they are without melanin lmao

14:27 The idea of Drew making a video that is SOLELY DEDICATED TO WHITE JARVIS is absolutely hilarious to me. I saw Drew's video and i knew that wasn't what it's about but the way Jarvis phrased this threw me for a loop for a bit lmao

thanks for the tip about santa. I will make sure to leave out some nacho slop this year now that I know !

Watching Jarvis is the best way to not study for finals

8:37 "Now we're talking" yeah but you're gonna need the Rosetta stone to figure it out

I too love combining and heating pre cooked items in a crock pot. Honestly 12/10 i can't lie

as soon as i saw the dog in the thumbnail i ran😭

oh i was so bored thank u jarvis for blessing me with another video

Was not ready for the white jarvis jumpscare LMFAO

15:47 - u think she still woulda said 11 if she knew that ladies dog was up there droolin all in it💀💀(probably yes)

That white lady is trying to make chilaquiles with canned food and doritos 🤢 there are the vestiges of a recipe but she rachel rayed her way into a disaster