The Worst Cook On TikTok 

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Gordon making a joke about chicken pissing itself and laughing at it for half a minute by himself is such a dad thing

she’s like those consumers in the 50’s who were just learning about jello

No lie, the chicken in a pumpkin probably triggered Gordon because even if he's tried to forget, there was a contestant on Hell's Kitchen that made the same thing.

If I had a nickel for every time that Gordon Ramsay freaked out over a whole chicken being cooked in a pumpkin, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

These kinds of cooking videos always bother me cuz you know that majority of the shit they "cook" is going straight to the trash when they're done filming. They waist SO much food, and all of it is just for clout....

On behalf of all of Canada, I would like to formally apologize for encouraging her sins by letting her enter grocery stores.

"This ain't your grandmother's chocolate cake!" You're absolutely right, my grandmother's chocolate cake was _good._

Not only she didn't need to salt the chips, but she went out of her way to mix less salted chips with the regular ones, then add salt.

I hate the fact that you can tell she DOES know *how* to cook.

With each passing day he seems more unsure about if this content is free or not

14:10 The fact that it's a relief and worth noting that she actually cooks her meat thoroughly makes me even more scared of the other outrage-bait chefs

i feel like this woman is just living the life i wanted to as a 9 year old watching too many cooking shows. that is to say, she's making magic potions by combining random foods. honestly, i hope she's just having fun lmao

That pineapple meat thing is so fake. You can see the pork was taken out, cooked separately and then inserted back in the pineapple monstrosity. If it would've stayed in the oven all the way through, the bacon would've been burned by the time the pork was cooked and the pork wouldn't have had that "crispy" outer layer (it would've looked almost like boiled meat because of all the pineapple moisture)

So.....hear me out. I think this is someone who genuinely knows how to cook. Like- she put the thyme into the chicken before the onions, she pairs flavors that should go together, and she constantly put meat inside fruit so it would be juicy. She made a good dry rub too. To me, this looks like someone who wanted to make real cooking videos but realized that hate watching would get more interaction.

Everytime he repeats "its free" I feel like it's not and I am paying with my soul

It’s so weird how they can freely make fetish videos and pass them off as just cooking or “harmless” videos

Seeing Gordon Ramsay, the man who was losing his shit at cooks for forgetting the most minor things a decade ago say "The chicken has wee weed itself" and then laughing at it for a full minute is the most alien thing i have ever seen

Gordon's distressed "THE CHICKEN'S PISSED ITSELF" is genuinely the funniest thing ive heard all day

You know when kids play in the garden and pretend that they‘re cooking like they’re imitating their parents and put together a bunch of stuff like dirt and leaves? That‘s what she’s doing

I'm embarrassed by the fact this video made me crave mashed potatoes. Not embarrassed enough to keep it to myself, but a little embarrassed

Fun fact, on one season of Hells Kitchen a chef came on with a signature dish called “Hen In A Pumpkin”. Gordo was probably having flashbacks

As someone who has been cooking their whole life and was a chef, most pumpkins that you can buy commercially are absolutely DEMONIC to eat. Like, they have the sketchiest flavour! You need very specific pumpkins to cook with, otherwise use an acorn squash. Also, several cinnamon sticks is way too much, even 1/8th of a cinnamon stick would have probably been a little overpowering.

For reference with the pumpkin: there are different “breeds” of pumpkin. The ones made for carving are extremely bitter and will make you physically ill when you eat them.

This feels like she’s an alien trying to make human food but hasn’t quite got it right

I was making soup while watching this, luckily your statement about cooking needing movement reminded me that I needed to go stir my soup. I had gotten distracted, some stuff was stuck to the bottom, a little browned but thankfully not burned. Thanks Jarvis for saving my soup

This is called "rage bait" and it's clearly working. We NEED to *stop* giving these people attention!!

19:45 "just a little crispy" she says with her burnt bread in her hands

i love how she says “let’s not forget about the seasoning” but the only stuff she uses are salt and pepper…

I know this is not the biggest problem but why didn't she season the meat BEFORE putting it in the pan???

I feel like the way she comes up with this is she finds 5 things in her house that are edible, then finds a device that can cook things, and just uploads a video and calls it "food"

i'm sure she's trolling, which makes the massive food waste even more infuriating

16:18 when u give ur phone to dad when he wants to take a selfie

I feel like she was born in the wrong era, these recipes legit look like the horrors of 1960s cookbooks 😂

Baffling how she "seasons" the ground beef and steak with only salt but packs as much dry rub onto the chicken as humanly possible

Lmao, the addition of the violin screech at 15:40 was [*chef's kiss*]

5:00 "Yeah we're just restoring them to their natural habitat" Mhm yes back in my day lays potato chips ran wild and free in the magical land called mashed potatoes, it was their natural habitat (SOMEONE didn't pay attention in 4th grade science class)

here's the thing is that some of these recipes aren't even bad conceptually, like they're not bad flavor combos, it's just the way that they're executed (and the need to cook everything at once) is so impractical. i would honestly love to see someone make a series (if it doesn't exist already) of taking these types of outrage recipes and upgrading them/making them into something that would actually taste good & is cooked properly.

14:51 Gordon getting some Petrozza Flashbacks.

13:42 i looked away for one second i nearly through up because wtf is that

Watching these as someone who grew up in poverty and still struggles with paying bills still, very infuriating

I’m fully convinced this kind of food content started as an ultra specific fetish that leaked into the normal algorithm

Okay but the chicken pumpkin one is even better when you remember that Gorden HAS seen it before. One of the contestants in one of the early seasons (maybe even the first or second one) actually did a hen in a pumpkin for his signature dish

6:36 OMG THAT FACE

Store-bought frosting is oil-based, meaning it cannot dissolve into water or milk. It also means that it will separate under high heat. Once in the oven, the sugar would caramelize and cooked to the glass, but the oil would seep around the cake batter and make it come out looking like a pepperoni pizza... or a weed brownie. That's why the cake they show at the end is 2 layers of chocolate batter and doesn't have any icing on the bottom of the cake pan. Instead, I would use a ceramic or metal pan (NOT GLASS ¡¡¡muy importante!!!) and cook a thick caramel-flavored sauce out of condensed milk, powdered sugar (or cornstarch) and almond flour, cool to room temp, add Reese's, refrigerate it until set, dust with a thin but even layer of almond flour and chopped peanuts, then add the cake batter. That should produce the effect she claims in the video, though I think a poke cake with an uncooked mixture made from peanut butter and condensed milk would be better.

For the first little while I was like "Okay, I mean sure the execution is a bit existentially horrifying, but a fried egg on a burger is good so maybe I won't be so quick to judge" but then from the moment she brought out the chips everything started going catastrophically downhill.

18:00 hey guys did you know if you put food in an ice cube tray it’ll be the shape of the ice cube tray ? okay cool. but did you know if you put food in an ice cube tray it’ll be the shape of the ice cube tray ??? OKAY COOL . BUT DID YOU KNOW

i cant get over the fact she said butter is the secret ingredient to mac n cheese

The way she says things like “I have never cooked anything like this before” and “I hope it turned out good” and “I’m very optimistic about this” implies that she makes up the recipes on the spot 💀

Gordon Ramsay scream-laughing and yelling "the chicken's pissed itself! the chicken wee-weed all over the pumpkin!" is NOT something i thought i'd hear today 😭😭

Gordon: "Where did you learn this from?" *flashback to that one season of Hell's Kitchen where Petrozza served a cornish hen in a pumpkin as a signature dish*

Hearing Gordan say "the chicken's pissed itself" made me nearly spit out my food.

Learning this all appeals to food and mess fetishes makes me equally horrified and understanding

My theory is that she is a good cook, or her friend is a good cook because you can see hints of it in each dish. They wanted to go to social media with their food but did not get enough clout and noticed that these outrage channels were getting tons of views and tried that, and it worked for them. The reason the meat looks fully cooked each time is because they take it all apart and cook each part separate except for the pumpkin one.

That chicken is still raw when she takes it out of the pumpkin but cooked all the way through in the next shot, I'm pretty sure she just winds up cooking everything all the way through off camera cause she KNOWS but she needs to get her good shots

13:30 I was drinking coffee and I ALMOST spat all my drink on the keyboard as soon as Jarvis said this

I once saw someone say these cooking videos are a new type of fetish vid that we're unfortunately subjected to, and I've been scared ever since

“this is gonna be the juiciest chicken you’ve ever seen” *proceeds to cut a piece of the driest chicken i’ve ever seen*

4:36 oh my god lol. that man looks _sick._ blood pooling in the eyes and mouth.

11:42 you eat this and your toilet starts reciting the torah bro you cannot convince me otherwise .

The chicken in a pumpkin was the most normal non dessert food she made yet the camera person was the most baffled by it out of all the foods

These videos remind me of being a kid, when my friend and I would make “potions” by combining whatever food we were allowed to use into a bucket

6:17 looks like those pics of an ants face up close 😭

0:03 GOOOOOOLD😩😩

I LOST IT AT HER SAYING THE EGGS ARE PERFECTLY COOKED.

i'm upset she said "don't pre-portion your meatballs" immediately after she said "get about a tablespoon of meatball"

11:46 your dentist gonna love you

Honestly I think there is potential with that pumpkin recipe. Use the right kind of pumpkin and cut into pieces chicken with those same spices I think would be delicious.

Jarvis is just jealous he didn’t get to try the demon burger, by the way that burger’s expression changed from happy to horror, almost like it knew what it was part of. 🤔

Oddly enough, not the first time Gordon's had to critique a pumpkin chicken

14:00 She got that Idea from Hells Kitchen. The "Hen in a Pumpkin" from that one dude.

This seems like stuff you would make for the sole purpose of daring your friends to eat it or making a bet that your friend can’t finish it the meal. Like I’ve tried to make really outrageously horrendous meals on purpose and I still can’t compare to the diabetes spell she cooks up. If hell had a cafeteria she would definitely be the head chef.

these kinda cooking videos are like when you made "magic potions" in the garden as a kid

My suspicion with that pork pineapple situation is she took the pork out, cooked it, then put it back in to fake the "finished" product. I feel like the bacon would've burned long before the pork loin finished cooking otherwise.

8:41 she thought it would fit which means she is just making shit up

13:04 totally agree. I was thinking that. It has to be a summoning ritual.

The fact that she didn't know what to do with the top of the pineapple really makes me feel like she is just making it up as she goes. Like, she couldn't even be bothered to do a test run lol

As someone who had to live off food from a food bank for a year... This stuff makes me wanna cry 😭. They should only be allowed to post these if they eat it afterwards, yum yum.

So in primary school my classmates did this thing where they would mix all the food we would get for lunch with the milk they gave us then dare people to drink it. This reminds me of that

Louis Petrozza in season 4 of Hell's Kitchen also cooked a chicken inside a pumpkin as his signature dish, with a tremendous amount of butter that also caused the chicken to "piss itself". My man is having some Nam flashbacks with this one.

the pumpkin one reminds me of the enrichment they do for zoo animals where they put raw meat into a pumpkin for the carnivores to play with

It's interesting because she has some fairly un-horrible flavor combos (pineapple and pork, chicken and pumpkin, peanut butter chocolate and vanilla) and then just goes a little bit wild with her methods. It feels like it could be a vaguely extreme food channel adjacent, you know? Like there've been things not TOO far from this on the food network in the early to mid 00s.

The definition of "Who let this man cook?!?!"

we've come so... i would say far, but we havent come very far at all. we've come so short from epicmealtime and howtobasic, but at least those are vaguely entertaining when youre bedridden with a fever at 1 am

you know what... i've never seen jarvis and the camera man in the same room suspicious?

Nothing like a new gold video to distract yourself while your life falls apart

13:25 ive burnt a pumpkin before. lemme tell ya, it did NOT smell good!

Never stop these. I NEED this in my life. PLEASE SEND HIM MORE!

I've never been more relieved to be vegatarian than I am when I see that hamburger abomination

Those...food creations stress me out. Even if they didn't make me feel vaguely nauseous they'd still give me anxiety

Why have I only just come across your channel?! This is an injustice. I'm already in love with your personality. And hair.

I just stumbled upon this channel but I'd like it to be known I am already in love with this man.

"This ain't your grandma's chocolate cake" yeah because my grandmother knew how to cook.

I hate those TikTok cooking channels. Particularly the ones where they place the food directly on the counter.

As someone who casually cooks, this hurts so much. Like looking at these recipes I’m just immediately reverting them in my head to something that makes sense

13:12 this feels like a stuffed pumpkin made by someone who doesn't know what a stuffed pumpkin is

Never stop making content like this. I need someone to be a gateway into weird shit on tiktok so that I don't have to go there myself. You're braver than any US Marine and I thank you for your service

This woman deserves an Oscar for being able to look at that dish and tell the camera that it looks like food at all

9:29 As someone allergic to pineapple, I cannot imagine a worse way to kick the bucket

11:54 Wait, dessert isn’t real food? Then what have I been eating all this time?!!