Hermitcraft Season 9: 10000 Chicken Army!- #53 

Goat vs Chicken - The Movie, lol

Grian's tombstone quote: "I wanna see what happens when you REALLY poke the goat."

Give Grian 24 hours and he cant build the back of his base. Give Grian 12 hours and a call to Poultry man and he will fill someones base with thousands of chickens.

The scary thing is: the only reason why he didn’t completely surround the perimeter with this machine, was because he only had 12 hours. It’s entirely possible that if he only had more time, he could have easily killed the sever.

Doc: creats the most the most complex machines to prank Grian and Scar. Grian and Scar: C H I C K E N

doc: "Honey, what's for dinner?" wife: "roasted chicken" doc: "NOOOOOOOOOOO"

Zed’s “I hate having you and Grian for neighbors” KILLED me. So funny, 12/10 delivery

Grian, don't you fear Doc's revenge? Grian: Nah, by the time he's killed all the chickens season 9 will be over.

I am honestly surprised that Doc didn't expect a massive retaliation from the guy who have started atleast 1 major war every season since he joined, not because of something that might happen to himself, but because it was mumbo who became the victim in the end.

It’s kind of comical that grians idea of getting back at docs red stone mind is to make the perimeter super laggy with mass reproductive chickens

"Why did they have to retaliate? It could have been over." ~Doc, while debating how to retaliate.

This episode is just a brief explanation on the vault door prank and then a full hour of Doc losing his mind over chickens.

"those chicken are so powerful they literally slow down time" is something i never thought I'd hear in my lifetime

You could tell doc was trying so hard not to say “What in the actual FUCK?!” The entire time after he found the chickens 😂😂

My favourite part is ‘I’m an animal lover I’m going to return these’ few hours later ‘dye chickens dye there shall be no survivors’😂😂😂😂

Doc is never going to be able to handle a naturally spawned chicken without being reminded of this event hahaha

oh my god, grian didn't poke the goat, he pelted him repeatedly with eggs 😭

The fact that not only did Grian and Scar get back at Doc so quickly, but they actually properly used REDSTONE, something the two are notoriously bad at, to do it is just the icing on the cake 😂

11:30 Look at all those chickens! 18:00 POULTRY MAN??? 25:00 Death via chicken 🐔 45:00 The not so efficient, chicken sweeper! 47:03 Zedaph! :D 52:00 "I hate having you and Grian for neighbors." -Zedaph 59:00 The FireWall 1:04:50 Creeper 💥 1:05:33 Rendog! :D 1:06:15 Chicken army🐔 vs Fox army🦊 (stick around until the next clip, long battle) 1:11:50 Rendog down :O 1:13:14 Rendog joins the Goat for revenge 🚩 1:16:05 Zedaph is back! 1:17:20 Zedaph joins the gang for revenge 🚩 1:18:20 Chicken statistics 🐔 1:20:50 It is done 1:23:25 Grians flooded base

25:46 I desperately want a fanart of the GOAT drowning in a sea of chickens, with his arm and the butterfly wings poking out from the mass. 🐓

Doc at the beggining of the video: "I am an animal lover" Doc at the end: "I have slain them all"

Poultry Man & Hot Guy: Gives Doc 3000 chickens Doc: Double it and give it to the next person

At 12:00 you can see that there were at least close to 14k entities (eggs and chicken) around.

Obsessed with the way the amount of chickens grows every way he tells the story - initially 3000, then 5000 when telling zedaph, then 6000 when telling Ren

Cant believe Poultryman came out of retirement to spread chickens on a grumpy goat's lawn. Cant wait for this petty revenge to evolve into Civil war 2: electric boogaloo

Doc you must save a chicken and name it if this turns to a war you can sell it to the museums afterwards

Doc went from "Ya know, I don't wanna kill all the chickens, I'm an animal guy, so we just gonna move them all to Grians base." to, "I've killed over 4,000 chickens and counting, how about you?"

Never did I think I would dedicate an entire hour to watching someone clear their Minecraft base of thousands of chickens. Your reaction to "Poultry Man's" and "Hot Guy's" prank was absolutely hilarious. Unfortunately, an hour after I watched your video one of my cats passed away. I am really glad to have watched something as ridiculous like this unfold before having to say goodbye to my furry orange friend.

I love the way Grian and Doc play off each other, it's like a Saturday morning cartoon in the best way possible! 😂

You could build him a nice, big obsidian egg in the centre of his base. Filled with water and an elder guardian. You can even surround the obsidian with white concrete to make it a chicken egg.

You should hide chicken spawners underground in his base tied to bubble columns and redstone clocks set to different intervals so that at random times a load of chickens suddenly shoot out of the ground into his base so that unless he sees it happen it just looks like chickens suddenly appear lol

Just watched Grian's video and came here to see the reaction. Doc did not disappoint. This was a great prank. Hands down. 10/10. Cant wait to see how it all escalates

Love how Doc starts the episode all THR PRANK WORKED!! WE GOT EM!! While there were thousands of chickens just waiting for him to come over.

This feels like lord of the rings "It would take thousands" "Tens of thousands" "But there is no such force" *clucking in the distance*

Doc: We have ten thousand chicken! Ren: Don't worry, we'll just release two thousand foxes that will eat the chicken. Doc: And then what do we do with the foxes? Ren: We just release one thousand wolves that will attack the foxes! Doc: And then what do we do with the wolves? Ren: We bring two thousand skeletons to fight the wolves? Doc: And then what do we do with the skeletons? Ren: When day comes they will just burn! This is a foolproof plan! * Proceeds to have base filled with chicken, foxes, wolves, skeletons and slime.

Doc: Why do they have to retaliate like this... (2 Minutes later) Doc: I'm going to spend all day retaliating... (The Cycle Continues)

Just realised how powerful Doc’s pc must be… the chickens lagged way more on Grian and Scar’s POVs

When Doc was talking about whether or not Grian meant for this many chickens to spawn and comeing back from Grians video realizing that if he had more time he would have done way worse puts into perspective how much more this can escalate 😅

Late to the party, but a good prank that's not aggressive, but would be perfect is just take all of his items that he just finished organizing neatly, and make a massive chest monster in the middle with all the items thrown about.

yeah i feel like glitter bomb comparison is very on point, months later you'll still be finding chicken in places you least expect it

Doc spent as much time trying to mentally process the chickens as the length of Grian's entire episode

Grian has a real hard time with shulkers. It would be a shame if those nooks and crannies of the rocks were infested.

Gives a whole new meaning to “pesky bird” 😂

For revenge tactics - is there a way to auto-breed goats and fill Grian's base with them? Sounds like a job for the hive mind...

I can't wait for Mumbo's reaction. He's gonna log back in, find his base swarmed by chickens, Grian's even worse, his door gone. He's going to think the pot he placed in front of the base is cursed.

grian sure must be glad to be backed up by poultry man

Hide just a few chicken making machines in his base. He'll just think he missed a few for quite a while before he realizes they are actively showing up.

Idea: There happens to be a large number of wardens in the tunnel where it all began that may appreciate a change in scenery. Just an idea

Everyday Xisuma wakes up to more fires on the server and he just calmly pulls out the fire extinguisher every time

The fact that he did all of that chicken clearing, while never turning of friendly mob sounds what a mad lad.

Here's my idea: Cover someone's base in a water cube (using kelp to make it all source blocks, so it's hard to remove. And try to protect any water sensitive décor with glass blocks.). Then, lava cast the cube in cobblestone, adding several layers on top. To be extra evil, you can add a bunch of elder guardians (And normal guardians, if you want some annoying damage). This may be way too high of an escalation at this point, but maybe keep it in your back pocket for later? Also, for extra spice, you can add some obsidian wherever you want to. Around the guardians, somewhere as a layer in the cobblestone, inside their storage hall so they can't get to their sponge, etc.

It seems like falling sand crashes Grian's game for some reason, so you could put a machine under his base that makes a block of sand fall at random intervals

You need to recruit Bdubs to your side. He's got a horse shaped axe to grind with Scar 😂

"Killed by chicken!" Sounds like a new special attack for TCG 😂

I love how both walked amongst the chickens with seeds and called them their children

greatly appreciated ren and doc demonstrating mitosis via chicken vortexes

I imagine Mrs.Goat walking past the office seeing doc with his head in his hands "Grian again?" 😂😂😂

The dawn of ChickenTech, a whole new branch of technical Minecraft, dedicated to the study of chicken conveyors, force fields, sweepers, advanced culling methods and more.

I forgot how to do it exactly, but you can make a login detector with tamed dogs or cats I think. If you can get access to one of his tamed animals, you can make a login detector so the exact SECOND they log in, something bad happens. What that is is up to you

In terms of revenge, I feel like if the Big Eye Crew was allowed to drop a few dozen ravagers on Boatem to retaliate for a massive boat, which they helped clean up afterwards, in season 8, then Doc is more than justified to drop a few dozen (read: hundred) wardens on Scarland and Grian's rock.

I literally JUST finished watching Grian create the chicken army, this is beautiful timing.

On this day Doc learned the one power stronger than redstone. Friendship.

Grians really going to wish he worked on his base more with those chickens now in every empty corner 😂

I love how much effort and fun Docm put in replacing chickens. Also his "OH MY gOOOd" every like 5 sec made me laugh so much

Doc's genuine surprise at the chicken army was absolute gold

At the beginning of the Apoultralypse, Doc says that as an animal lover he can't bare killing the poor chickens.... but at the end, the tap tap taps and the bawk bawk bawks have broken him and "I'll sniff them out. No survivors!"

"I have patrolled for hours..." "The beasts have all been slain..." -fade to black- "CLUCK!" That was the perfect opening, heh!

The fact that grian wanted to line the perimeter of the parameter in those chicken machines just shows how much his and mambo's friendship matters to him

As a former chicken farmer irl, I can confirm that this is how it feels to have chickens.

Congratulations Doc. You just gave Grian thousands of adult chickens. Which will produce millions of eggs. Which he will then use to terrorize the server.

Time to automate the creeper tree

1. Put wardens in Grain and Scars air space so if they fly they get blasted 2. Put some chunk bans in their base 3. rename all their items so absolutely nothing in their bases stack. 4. put thousands of armor stand entities in the ground so that it’s invisible lag 5. unfinish the back of Grians base. 6. Switch alll if scars hotguy merch for Goat merch in scarland 7. Place obsidian everywhere and elder guardians for miners fatigue

Doc: why do things have to escalate? Doc 3 seconds later: *proceeds to escalate*

Oh no! Looks like Grian's base has some sort of strange connection to the entity at the shopping district! I sure hope that none of the shulkers somehow end up moving through this connection and making themselves at home in the base...

If you find any more chicken you should donate one to the museum so this moment lives forever

This is my first time watching your videos, usually I watch Scar, Grian, and Mumbo, but wow, what a different aura you have 😂 You are brilliant.

The slow realization of doc when he reaches the perimeter is just GOLDEN.

I feel like this ends with Xisuma giving everyone a good talking to 😂

Catnap Jellie and send Scar on a (deadly) scavenger hunt to save her. Seeing as it was a scavenger hunt for the egg that prompted this escalation... Bdubs also has a bone to pick with Scar if you need help designing the scavenger hunt. As for Grian, some of the ideas I've seen in your comment section that I'm fond of are flooding his base with Shulkers and Dragon Eggs. Both of these are a pain to get rid of and have significance to Grian. Grian's least favourite place on the server is underneath The Entity because it has ~10 shulkers inside of it. Now imagine if there were 100s inside of his base... Another thing you should be aware of is an ongoing prank back-and-fourth between Grian and Mumbo involving a single target block. Long story short, if you place a target block on the bridge then one of those two is likely to trigger it on purpose even if there is visible redstone.

Doc at the beginning of the episode: I’m just going to “re-home” these chickens to a better place ;D Doc at the end of the episode: I never want to see one of monsters again. It’s kill on site

I love how both Grian and Doc said "come here my children" while moving the chickens with seeds. Or, at least, they both said something similar and along those lines.

I'm sure you can figure a way to do this: rotate Grian's base 180 degrees. The back becomes the front, the front becomes the back, and he has an existential panic on what part to work on

20:38 right as I was watching this, I got the notification for Grians newest hermitcraft episode called my Minecraft broke, the timing is so spectacular, I could not make this up

I find it really endearing that he uses chicken as singular and Plural, I’m honestly gonna start using it 😂

At least he left the contraption out in the open, he could have hidden modules in the walls of the perimeter so you would get a never ending stream of chickens

Everytime an uninvolved hermit suffers from the horrendous chicken-induced lag, it incentivises them to join Doc's side of this prank war.

Honestly the 10 minutes of him being speechless about them made me happy😂

Doc: "Are you insane?!" Grian: "Is that a trick question?"

There are two people on Hermitcraft that you don’t want to mess with. Two people that if you mess with will escalate far beyond what many would consider reasonable. And I’m so glad to see them pitted against each other

After Mumbo's door got blown up.. Docs first thought: Grians probably trying to explain Mumbo what happened. Grians first thought: I'll become poultry-man and fill Docs base with chickens. I'm curious how this war will end. XD

You should totally stick a ton, like a few hundred, zoglins in Grian's base. They're so aggressive and hit so hard that it will be obnoxious to clear out. Plus it will be satisfying when Grian gets thrown around hahaha! OR better yet, a bunch of zombie pigmen, because they're also really hard hitting too. Bwahaha! Normally I'm on Grian's side for these wars but I actually am against him this time LOL. Great episode Doc! :D

First growing tomatoes, now herding chickens, at this rate Doc is going to make a whole farm!

“How can you be so ruthless?!” - Doc That’s high praise from the mad scientist, and my favorite quote from S9. 😂

Isn't the fast move on Grian's TCG card literally 'Starting a War'?

Doc, if you wanted help with some kind of mega revenge, Bdubs has a rivalry with Scar as Scar keeps hotguying Bdubs' horses and False isn't happy with Grian after he pressed the button on green while she was waiting. You could also fix Mumbo's vault door for him to try and get him on your side

YOU need full hivemind retaliation (get them to come up 10 worst ideas and do them all) with maximum escalation. Warp reality and assemble an army of hermits. Make it a giant event.

Take the chicken prank to 11. Fill his base with skulk sensors and shriekers. That way the chickens will constantly set them off, creating a never-ending scream.

@25:42 “I FELL INTO A CHICKEN-HOLE AND GOT SUFFOCATED TO DEATH BY CHICKEN!!!!” I literally cannot stop laughing at Doc’s incredulous quips in this one! 🤣

I just finally terminated my time travel trough Season 9. I love the way Doc is. I guess we will see the real dark side now. The Dragon dream, where Doc was destroying ScarLand must have been a premonition.

Doc went from “I care about animals. Let’s relocate these chickens” to “DIE YOU STUPID CHICKENS!!!” In less than a day 🤣