House of the Dragon Season 2 Episode 3 Review & Recap- ALICENT WILL FOREVER BE RAGGEDY 

All I wanted was for Baela to say DRACARYS 🔥 on Cole & company !!!!

Rhaena better than me baby my bags woulda been packed before you finished talking like I’m gonna be safe say less what time we leaving 🤣🤣🤣

Alicent really gave Rhae the "go home, Roger!" treatment at the end and I felt some kind of way

It was out of her hands. Remember when Allicent ran to tell Otto what Viserys said to her, he just looked at her like “Yeah.. ok 🙄” as they were already plotting to put Aegon on the throne as soon as she walked in and she even realized that

My thing is... they need to use their dragons more effectively. I would have burned that entire forest dine! That day would have been Crispy Creme's last day standing.

I don't know why Aegon thinks he is about that life when he clearly isn't. This fool would get folded in 0.5 seconds.

Ser Crispy contemplating his qualifications. 😂

“Oh hey boss, what you finna do?”The recaps are so funny!😂

I love how you call the first Targaryens raggedy ancestors

Olivia Cooke has some real range. I LOVED her in Bates Motel.❤

Baela was the one scouting that Sir Pass Around and Alicent's brother were running from--not Rhaena. Rhaena was sent with Rhaenyra's little ones to basically be their nanny along with the dragon eggs and the little ones' dragons.

The way you explained how Sir Simon Strong when Daemon showed up had me rollin😂He was just like that!

Sharronda, your recap was waaayyy more interesting and entertaining than this week's episode. I loved epis 1 and 2. This week's - not so much. Hopefully, next week's episode will be markedly better. Agree that Rhaenyra needs a new council. She's surrounded by a bunch of old, crusty and unwise men.

It’s like I get why Rhaena is upset, it’s the Girlboss team and she wants to be a part of it, but at the same time she’s getting a free pass to live instead of the likely outcome for everyone else of burning to death (I haven’t read the book it’s just my assumption in a dragon war lmao)

Baella was the one who spotted Crispy lol Raena was sent away.

You missed one important re-introduction, in tonight’s episode. Dyana , the serving girl Aegon r@ped in season one, was the barmaid Ulf the White’s friend slapped on the behind. They held the camera on her face for along time, to make sure we recognized her. I can’t wait to see how her story plays into all of this. I have read the books, so I have an idea. But, I don’t want to spoil for the show only people.

I hear you! I CANNOT keep these children’s names straight either! 😂

This season is a seemingly eternal setup, i imagine the later half will be satisfactory but last season was way better constructed, in a way which episodes had setup and payoff within themselves and also for the season as a whole

The scene between Alicent and Rhaenyra was soooo well acted.

Rhaena’s dragon egg is supposed to be pink I was squinting hard at the colors. I feel so bad for her though she always gets the short end of the stick

Alicent couldn’t go back. She can’t control Aegon. She can barely control the counsel and Ser Crispy. I’m happy Rheaynera knows she is still the true heir. Also the real tea is in the teaser for next episode where Alicent clocks Aegon 👀

The way I cackled when you said “witcho po broke ass”

Feckless and raggedy as a description was hysterical. Thank you. Just Thank you.

I'm just here every week to see you drag raggedy Team Green 💚🤭

This was classic GOT ep. Setting up the chess pieces for the board & character development

Extreme castle makeover 😮😂😂😂

Gurl! "...my raggedy grandson..." 🤣💀😭

I love it when you say “ sir Chrispy” cuz he is a crusty mf

I love that we got more of naked aemond 😂

Love your content and how you bring it to us!😂 You have me cracking up! When Lady Baela scared the mess out of Crison with his tail between his legs! Lady Raena is now the mother of the future king. Daemon finally has a heart, who knew! Alicent learns the truth and she will suffer for it and I can’t wait!🤓🧐Can’t wait for Adam becoming a dragon riders!

Sharronda, you Love Calling people Raggedy!!!👁📺😂😂🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🙌🏿💜🐲

The caption caught my attention! Not “Alicent will forever be raggedy”!!!! Calling someone raggedy is my kind of talk! LOL!!!!

Hey Sharonda! Love your reviews of this show! You misspoke though, it is BAELA who chases ser crispy on her dragon Moondancer. Rhaena gets sent away to the vale with the 3 youngest sons of the QUEEN to keep them safe. She doesn't have a dragon. (yet) Keep you the good work!

I am loving this show.

I haven't seen you in a while! So glad you're reviewing this show. Love it so much!!! P.s. You lost weight babe! Congratulations.

I loved this episode it really had the original GOT feel when everything is set in its place for the action to come...

This is gold content 🔥

Not only did we get the front shot we got the back slot of them 🏀🏀!!!! lol

This ain’t slow. This is the politicking of the Thrones. Did you not see Larys do his mind trick and Ser Simon see straight through him. Daemon cried and mini Rhanerya came back.

Classic GOT episode❤️

Yeah even though Rhae told Alicent what really happened. Alicent knew deep down that Rhae was telling the truth, she pretty much told her it is what is Aegon is the King, we at war,too late. Girl bye. Ugh!!!

I love your reviews!!!

You break it down so good the chickens can eat it :)

yeah idk how I feel about this episode, it was missing THAT moment the first 2 episodes had I guess the reunion in the end was meant to be it but I felt it came out of left field & anticlimactic I feel they should’ve built it up more, also expected more set up for the battle in episode 4. I’ll hold off full judgement on it until after next weeks episode to see if its better as single watch

I watched this with my dude, for 30 minutes I stood up in front of the tv. I said I gotta pay attention the first episode😅and I was pointing shit out to him as the episode went on, cause watching it in 4K I saw alot more.

cant afford to poison you damon - too expensive . #bars - literally living in new york

I love you translatin this for us. You are amazing!

i love your recaps 😂😂😂 so hilariously done!

Let me let me go on record and say that four seasons is entirely too long for this show

Girl that conversation between Alicent and Rhae was so pointless. Alicent doesn't have the power to unring all these bells and take her son off the throne.😆

In the scene at Harrenhall when Lord Strong asks Daemon "What's next" after raising the army at the Riverlands then responds with surprise when the only response is "We take King's Landing," I didn't take that as Strong being obtuse. To me, it sounded like disgust at the bourgeois aristocracy still thinking only of themselves and having no other plan for the realm than taking back, by force and at great expense to the small folk, the seat of power so they could continue doing exactly what the other guy on the throne is already doing now. It sounded to me like "Really, that's your WHOLE plan, like nothing of substance or contribution to anyone whatsoever? Why even support you?" And when Rhaena is sent off with the little guys and the baby dragons and the dragon eggs, it seems like it finally sinks in for her how important her role in this war really is and what she is being trusted to do. Is anyone else irritated AF about the missed opportunity in the sept when Rhaenyra elects NOT to explain the whole prophecy to Alicent, which might THEN make a difference in stopping this war? No, she only listens for what matters to her and leaves Alicent in the dark, which results in Alicent doubling down on her current position. Rhaenyra had all the power in this situation to form an alliance by explaining the full story on why something greater and existential at stake and she refuses, now disaster is inevitable. To me, that moment is the point of no return in this whole story. For the record, I'm still not on either side. They all brought this stupid war on themselves, Rhaenyra included, and it's not like one aristocrat over another makes any difference at all for all the civilians stuck living under these stupid monarchies. I'm just here to root for the dragons.

The ending House of Dragon got me Queen Rahenyra Close to kill Queen Alicent High Tower

Man alicent looks like a redhead Doja Cat!!!

Sharonda, your recaps make this show so much more entertaining and fun, love it. But yes I agree its very slow this season , too slow, just 3 eps of setup.

kinda a waste of time for rhanyera to sneak into the castle for that dumbass conversation. it's too damn late it's war

ma'am lot us the normal people who can watch it only when they drop it, great review

Not gonna lie this season is rough There fast traveling 2 locations way 2 fast Theres no characters we love yet other then the grandma whos with the brother .the dragons aint doing nothing.they talk for 4o minutes with no great moments among the characters.just a rush of terrible stories .this is coming from a reallllll game of thrones fan

16:30😂😂❤😂

I enjoyed

The place you taking about has a strategic location

12:39 bawls but we gotchou

I truly loving all the characters from each side even Larys. GoT had too many annoying mfs but HoD is doing the thing with casting and character personalities.

Not you calling harrenhal “DUSTY” 😂😂😂 the recaps make these boring episodes way better

House of Dragon talks too much about WAR. 🙄. I love the show but I need some action

House Bracken bravery defended themselves from House Blackwood.

You confused Rhaena with Baela

Dusty!!!😅😅😅🎉😂🎉❤❤

Lol😂😂😂

WHO DAT

I fell asleep on this episode 😮

This was such a filler episode

Am I the only one that is so unimpressed with this season. Like season 1 was cool but all these episodes of season 2 have been weak sauce. Why tf are they ending so awkwardly