How Goblins seized the White-Gold Tower! | Elder Kings 2 

damn what happened to STD 2 was real sad but you know what he really would have wanted? You to buy this shirt: store.yogscast.com/collections/rimmy

"She is like the perfect human being" -Rimmy 2023, describing his wife at his wedding

*Rimmy:* "Alright men, our goal is to kill the Elves!" *Sheimmy:* "Oh, I'm glad this was a birthday party; it would have been quite sad to die from a Robber on my 49th birthday!" *Sheiommy:* "Haha, the priest is 🦆ing the Court Jester!" *Sheiogmmy:* "Ah, brothers! I'll name you two 'Todd' and 'Howard!' *Sheiogommy:* "And you, lad! You killed my wife! I think I'll call you Tyrion!" *Sheiogomy:* "A goblin knight! Hah! And he's not even half bad! I think I'll have him educate Tyrion!" *Sheiogormy:* "A courtier is chasing the Jester buck naked, and with an axe! Lovely! Let's make her a diplomat!" *Sheiogoramy:* "And this girl doesn't have an STD, unlike her sisters 1 and 2! Think I'll call her Soap! *Sheiogoray:* "Ah, don't worry Tyrion, I'll find ye a Goblin wife one day!" *Sheiogoraty:* "This crazy broad wants a wrestle, does she? Think I'll take a BITE instead!" *Sheiogorathy:* "Ah, STD 2 is a boy! Well I'll be darned! And he's even mine! Lovely!" *Sheiogorath:* "Think I'm gonna just keep killing people until the Goblin Boy becomes king." *Sheogorath:* "Hah, congratulations, Goblin Boy! I even found you the promised wife, provided we all agree that Orcs are basically just tall goblins, anyway!"

"On one hand, she has venerial disease. On the other hand, she has the claim to the kingdom of Bruma" Crusader Kings at its finest

"He stopped sending truces and sent me a love letter" Ah, a man after Cleopatra's own heart

The horrible game of thrones drama spawned by STD 2 and his sister both trying to stop him only for Tyrion, the goblin child, to ascend to the throne and throw their lives into chaos is an unexpectedly dark and evocative story prompt

>went in trying to murder the elves >ended with the imperial city becoming goblin town

I wish to see this time line through for some reason, like if battlegranny is still around I can believe her just whispering “kill the elves like your grandfather wanted and you will be the greatest goblin, my favourite grandson”

STD 2 is a real one, man tried to stop his father from jumping despite being called STD2

I have the feeling Leona with *40 prowess* (WHICH IS HIGHER THAN A DAEDRAS BTW) literally just goes Darth Sidious with lightning whenever someone challenges her.

They say in legends as he fell from the tower, if you listened closely, you could hear Tyrion sing... "Down down to Goblin-town Down down to Goblin-town You go, my lad! Ho, ho! my lad!"

The STD kids were loyal to the end, may their loins stop itching

"I'll find you a goblin wife", words every father should say to their beloved cursed son.

I love how knowing Elder Scrolls Lore enhances this experience. A fucking goblin owns a goddamn TOWER.

Rimmy: "Her titties, they honk" High priest: "Yes, thats why i chose her"

I remember this in history class, my teacher showed us goblin fossils and the meteor. Gest class I've ever had.

"How come evertime we kill elves it turns into goblins with revolution plots?" "Consistency is key."

I was not expecting to feel dixie pride in Elder Scrolls... but here we are.

"The Carry of weapons is upheld at all times" The most American phrase to come from Elder Scrolls. I love it!

This is a certified goblin mode moment.

Now I want to hear the story of King Tyrion the Man-Goblin and his brother Prince STD 2 the Kind.

[happy ending narrator voice] Goblin boy then proceeded to peacfully unify all of Cyrodill through cunning and leadership. His tolerance of other cultures and religions leading any oppressed groups to side with him, his cunning allowing him to out manuver his political and military opponents at every turn and the prowess with which he could wield his 80kg hammer allowing him to win every duel born from leadership disputes. Goblin speak soon became the standard language of Tamriel, the Goblin Empire the dominant power and Tyrion the merciful emperor of all Tamriel. Slavery has been outlawed everywhere, race wars have ceased, religious conflict has become non existant, famines and plauges have become a thing of the past. Long live goblin emperor Tryion. Long live the Empire.

Sending one out to STD 2. He was the realest of them all.

5:33 The Desire for Clussy is Strong in this one

Hilariously this is still less unhinged then some of michael kirkbride’s unofficial lore

@5:40 I'm imagining Rimmy's character breaking down in tears and confessing to his wife what he had thought about doing and her just hushing him, sitting down and laying his head in her lap as he continues to cry, stroking his hair and beginning to chant spells to calm him down. I'm also imagining how fustrating it became for her when her child came to the throne and kept running to her demanding the same treatment. Entitled brat.

Reminds my of my only real attempt at CK2 with the Elder Kings mod. Apparently in that mod your ruler can become a Greybeard and Nord rulers can castrate people, so I became a Greybeard king who stole the dicks of anyone who opposed me.

Petition for Rimmy to play the Rimmenese in another episode of this.

The chaos if you did this one multiplayer would be amazing

This needs to be a series

1:45 Rimmy finally found his people

"Oh, wait... My son's an imbecile?" That's always a rough realization.

Well now I need to see a game where Rimmy either A- Makes skyrim belong to the nords B- Plays tall as giants (if there's goblins I assume there's also giants) to get the biggest economy in the game or C- Play as the dark elves to force Argonians to make Skooma.

I love how STD 2 has a king david/King saul like relationship with his father

The two STD kids trying to save their horrible dad, followed by a tour of the new goblin court... these are the type of insane moments where the CK games truly shine! 😂👏

One of my favoritest RU-vidrs ever playing my guiltiest pleasure game, with the mod that I've been as hyped for as any major release worth a shit??? *AND HE KNOWS THE LORE!?!?!* you could literally do Elder Kings 2 content forever and I'd be here for this, god fucking damn life is good today

Nine Divines grant this man the strength and cunning to smite the elves just as Pelinal Whitestrake did before him!

Seeing Rimmy play this as one of the devs of equally surreal and so dope

Battlemages are unbalanced but that does make sense. I mean, what do you do against a wall of iron that can heal itself and also set you on fire?

Wanted to see Ysgramor smile upon the elf kill. But instead we got some dazed and confused level adventure and a goblin king.

STD 2 is too good of a person for this timeline.

refusing to pay taxes is the most goblin thing ever

"A goblin is going to come talk to me and then I'm going to want to kill myself" same rimmy same

The end of this is literally the beginning of some sort of fantasy novel. STD 2 whom was pure of heart but always discarded by his father must take rule back from Tyrion the Goblin King

is this Rimmy's fanfiction about wanting a fit goblin tomboy waifu?

This was a blast to watch on the stream, i loved learning about goblin jim and the most overpowered grandma

First video I've seen of yours and I'm hooked, so many good lines xD "Her titties, they honk!" Also the "Happy birthday!" cheer was one of the happiest things I've ever heard

“Why are we sending her as our ambassador? She doesn’t have any clothes!” Me: 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

GOBLIN MODE

Rimmy : "My high priest is doing the court jester ! Dobroclavus, what are you doing ???" The Jester : me

I would love to see a part two to this going down the cursed timeline

5:20 "Royal clussy got me acting unholy"

5:25 High Priest: "She knows how to jingle jangle those bells"

whoever said accepting that first goblin would be a step to putting a goblin on the throne sees the future

6:34 oh shit that was actually me, pretty cool to see that make it into the video

The mental picture of STD 2 behind his father saying "I forgive you" before he falls is so fucking powerful

Todd dying of Rockjoint feels appropriate. Just T-posed, unable to move from swollen and locked joints

The Nedic peoples: **Came to Tamriel and were immediately enslaved.** Nords: **Hating elves with a heated passion for the Night of Tears.** Elves: **Murdering all elven races that aren't them.** Argonians: You can't touch me. I'm in the *SWAMP.*

Knowing that Rimmy acknowledges the pure unadulterated awesome Mer killing cyborg that is Pelinal Whitestrake is blessed. Onya mate.

This is hands down the hardest I have laughed all year. THIS was epic sir.

5:19 “What are you doing?!” He’s doing the jester, we already established this!

“The obliteration of every single Mer hasn’t happened yet but by Stendarr it should’ve, and I will be the cause.” - Pelinal Whitestrake probably

I really want to see you finish the job of conquering all the continent as a goblin empire, then mashing the aldemeri dominion so hard. Please do this for us Rimmy. :)

Fun fact, there are ayleid remnants in northwestern blackmarch, those need to be hunted first.

8:50 Rimmy, you just did the Labrynth movie speedrun, you turned the kid into a goblin... Great work as always!

The “Beggar, Thief, Warrior, King” bit earned a sub, loved that great stuff mate!!

Sci-fi and Fantasy Elves: prideful, live longer, nature-loving/traditional, advanced Tamrielic Mers: blight upon the lands, must be culled, especially those who are from Britai...I mean the Isles.

STD 2 is the true hero, destined to drive out the usurper Goblin King

I loved this! I hope to see more of this mod!

This needs to continue, just perfect.

This might just be the single greatest video I've seen on this channel. I'd love to see more especially if this mod is compatible with multi-player.

The genetic abominations you can make in this mod haunt my dreams

I am amazed by Rimmy’s jester voice. Literally the best I’ve ever heard.

Fun elder scrolls lore fact, all the main elder scrolls game MCS are implied to shezzarine, reincarnations of the dead god/Aedra lorkhan/Shor(the reincarnations also include Talos/Tiber Septim who was actually 3 dudes fused together). Elder scrolls lore makes kingdom hearts lore look direct and straightforward in comparison to how convoluted it is. trust me look it up.

I would love to see this as a series!

Now this is the kind of fantastic Aussie content I needed

Loved the video @Rimmy Downunder! Can't wait for the next video man! This is one Game play that I want to see more of LMAO! Hope you get to your crusade against the Elves man!

Can you play as Black Marsh in this? I wanna unleash the power of alligators!

Elder Kings was an absolute monster of a mod and was solely responsible for making CK2 bearable for me after longer exposure to the base game. Glad to see those guys still going, they're top tier.

I got into elder scrolls recently so I'm really happy about elder kings 2 coming out

5:30 RIMMY YOU HAD ME ROLLING XD

I need more of this. Goblins of Cyrodil!

Rimmy's "Let me die." has yet become a meme is the truest travesty here.

I want to see more of goblin empire. I NEED TO!

Reject humanity Will become goblin They honk

Please give us a part 2 this was great

I so badly want to see more of this mod.

There are no words. Except maybe, “More please.”

Yeah I agree it takes forever to take over land. Then I think about story in lore like Tiber taking out the elves in ya know... an hour... lmao meanwhile 100 generations in, "Ah finally a kingdom title!" lolll

Bro I loved your old world blue play through as the ncr

I would say "I hope rimmy plays with again with his buddies", but he almost never plays a game more than once regardless of how fun it is.

I knew that I was gonna love this video once I heard "The Rim Men"

2:50 Oh hey! That's when I ended my stream and joined yours!

please god give us more of this playthrough. i want to see the goblin empire of cyrodil storm the homeland of the high elves

Todd Howard is in the mod, I've seen him when I was at war with Bretons and I happened to take him captive. He was a fantastic steward lol.

This story is brilliant.

Hope to see part 2

Let me say what one man has said before, "What the hell kind of name is Soap?"

It took me the whole video to realize that you weren't going to call the tower "Goblin's Peak"

I don’t know why, but from the thumbnail I was expecting a Mount and Blade Warband mod.