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Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. Guys, if you put all this dumb stuff in the description, it helps your videos. isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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@Vanilla_Sun 6 месяцев назад

The house always wins, even if it’s your own

@landonrivers 6 месяцев назад

perfect

@Marie-cq5td 6 месяцев назад

👌🏻

@geodude7116 6 месяцев назад

Best comment for this video ✌️

@aarondavidson6409 6 месяцев назад

well played

@ajs7878 6 месяцев назад

Even the house loses if it's yours

@chasejohnson344 6 месяцев назад

Gus came up with an entire sketch just so he could monetize his very real case of pink eye 😂

@captainfreight5206 6 месяцев назад

100%

@squeaky_moths 6 месяцев назад

Looks like a stye, not a pink eye. But I'm also not a doctor.

@BentendoGameBoy 6 месяцев назад

@squeakymoths6479 it was, it popped last night on stream

@davidpk_fam9313 6 месяцев назад

@@BentendoGameBoyglad and disappointed I didn't see that

@Totalinternalreflection 6 месяцев назад

@@BentendoGameBoygross

@Zenniverse 6 месяцев назад

Gus' ability to perpetually cry for a bit is spectacular.

@someguy8156 6 месяцев назад

Where does the acting stop and real life begin?

@josephbevan1036 6 месяцев назад

@@someguy8156 where the part where he where said he where got pink eye where

@Angrymanchild 6 месяцев назад

Menthol cry stick guys

@theholysoup2691 6 месяцев назад

It ain't no bit:(

@braedenmckean375 6 месяцев назад

That's how you know the pain is real

@dorlis1 6 месяцев назад

My God he's falling apart. So many times we see these young celebrities lose everything to gambling addiction. I hope he gets the help he needs.

@Michael_Pepin 6 месяцев назад

😂

@VeniVinnieVici 6 месяцев назад

The help he needs being a screwdriver ofcourse.

@alialhubaishi1510 6 месяцев назад

How do not know its fake

@jonathanbrown6545 6 месяцев назад

@@alialhubaishi1510this sounds like every Google search recommendation

@InAtlasAtLast 6 месяцев назад

Nah he’s gonna win it all back

@vasaranae 6 месяцев назад

I hope his mom gives him that nickel, he did call dibs. Dibs must be honored

@vasaranae 6 месяцев назад

Holy shit Gus liked my comment I think I died and went to heaven

@Canisleeponyourcouch 6 месяцев назад

A dibs is a dibs is a dibs! Isadibs!

@sirgreyspear 6 месяцев назад

I hope she doesn't huck apples at him when he picks up the nickel

@Chlocean 6 месяцев назад

I mean he already has pinkeye from the grubby quarters, what more is one very clean nickel?

@user-gj4bc5xr4z 6 месяцев назад

Dibs must always be honored or why would one even call Dibs in the first place.

@charliestewart9046 6 месяцев назад

So sorry to hear about this Gus, glad to hear you didn’t open the machine, could’ve gotten some serious jail time

@Chlocean 6 месяцев назад

And imagine recording the act 😢

@Kr0kon 5 месяцев назад

"I gave myself pink eye I think becuz of I was touching all the grubby quarters and rubbing my eyes from being crying" is truly maybe a sentence

@SvenJohnsonBestYoutuber 6 месяцев назад

gus got his pinkeye all over our grubby quarters

@BriarBush0308 6 месяцев назад

I need to get these machines for my boyfriend so he can feed his gambling addiction and we can have a savings account in our living room

@UncleSam1732 6 месяцев назад

Ok that’s genius 😂

@AndreJNick 6 месяцев назад

That may actually be really effective. Show him the machine and tell him there's a thousand dollars in it that he can win. But what he doesn't know is the game is rigged to only pay out enough to keep him playing. And then every so often you take the money out and put it to use

@mrmunchkin2181 6 месяцев назад

@@AndreJNick And that is how trust issues can start.

@AndreJNick 6 месяцев назад

@@mrmunchkin2181 better than letting him destroy both her life and his

@ManMang0 6 месяцев назад

@@mrmunchkin2181yeah that got dark quick at the end there...

@Kenlaboss. 6 месяцев назад

Gus is a genius in the sense of stretching out a 30 second joke into 4 minutes and yet somehow still not be boring.

@cleopatraonlyfans 5 месяцев назад

Wasn’t sure wtf u were talking about or what that weird noise was before realising I was playing the vid on 0.25x

@green7449 6 месяцев назад

The idea of there being 60,000 quarters in that machine is hilarious. That many quarters would be bigger than the machine. 😂😂😂

@landonrivers 6 месяцев назад

I’m bigger than the machine. Am i quarters

@Vulcan. 6 месяцев назад

@@landonrivers yes

@SamanthaLaurier 6 месяцев назад

@@landonrivers I suppose that's how the transitive property works, so yes

@jettaeschroff6924 6 месяцев назад

@@landonriverseven a quarters of you would be bigger than the machine

@DrakeMagnum 6 месяцев назад

I just had to do the math. By my very rough estimate of it's size, and foolishly assuming the whole volume of the machine is basically empty for quarters, I estimate that it could hold about $18,000 , that's 72,000 in quarters. They would have to be perfectly stacked in columns inside, but it's a little more possible than I initially thought.

@michaelaine14 6 месяцев назад

his mom was genuinely concern until Gus said "from the slot machine" imagine the relief she felt🤣🤣

@Eldor-117 6 месяцев назад

Such a cool mom, always taking them seriously.

@cailinanne 6 месяцев назад

A while back I told my little niece to “put Gus’s mom in your prayers” and she added her without question.

@TheHippyProductions 6 месяцев назад

@@cailinanneyeahh thats it, gotta indoctrinate them nice an early, classic. gotta invest in the youth while youve still got years left then after reaping the rewards and living your best life, retire as a megachurch pastor since being old and jaded means having more nice things is more important

@DrygdorDradgvork 6 месяцев назад

@@TheHippyProductionsbro, you good?

@timtebow777 6 месяцев назад

Ok but you really don’t know that, this whole thing could have been scripted. It’s RU-vid, we really have no idea what’s scripted and what’s improv.

@RSPSgamerHD 6 месяцев назад

@@timtebow777with the way his mom as reacted and the things she’s said in countless videos, i have no doubt in my mind that she’s just a midwestern mom that gets tormented by her comedian sons, i mean she married a slapstick comic she knew it was coming 😂

@Homeless_Pigeon_History 6 месяцев назад

99% of gamblers quit RIGHT before they hit big! Don’t give up

@CVJordan 6 месяцев назад

Did Gus really just turn having an inflamed stye into a bit for a video? I am impressed

@Yoink-fj8gu 6 месяцев назад

gus i just want to say thank you for continuing to bring a smile to my face everytime you upload all i got sometimes

@albatra0z_ovaries282 6 месяцев назад

lmao idk if i should just find this hilarious or if i should be concerned about how much i relate to this level of panic

@jackiepierceward 6 месяцев назад

Your mom is my most favorite, most patient woman ❤

@ryanmarshall2529 6 месяцев назад

His face at 3:50 is the most glorious face I've ever seen. So much hope, so much joy, shock-it's spectacular.

@Beau_Brewer 6 месяцев назад

This isnt even a sketch, gus is just like that

@FlantisFroggu 6 месяцев назад

I like that both Johnsons uploaded a video with a title that spells "rock bottom" on the same day

@BiLLz66614 5 месяцев назад

This is one of my favorite videos on this channel. I keep rewatching it lol. The damn chair part is so funny lol

@AayoJack 6 месяцев назад

I feel you Gus. I too was ruined two months ago. So much crying and pinkeye occurred but I'm better now and I hope you can recover from this

@catinthekitchen1 6 месяцев назад

These videos always remove all the stress I'm having at the time. The content is something you cannot get from anywhere else

@jon7945 6 месяцев назад

The ‘pink eye’ looks more like a hordeolum ( a stye). Pretty common, usually treated with warm compresses and sometimes oral antibiotics

@Doom00769 4 месяца назад

i died at the "it's the house's money" 😂

@chrisdwyer1477 6 месяцев назад

From being crying 😢

@ricktheroller8280 6 месяцев назад

This is my favorite video of Gus hands down. Pure gold

@UnusedLasagna 6 месяцев назад

Darn it Gus, your acting is so good it made me feel bad for the character

@TheGreatLake1998 6 месяцев назад

God, this was hilarious. So many laugh out loud moments. Thank you for creating this piece of comedic gold. 🎉

@buddytyree 6 месяцев назад

I honestly was terrified that this was one of Gus’s serious videos and we were going to get some bad news about the Life of Gus. I’m so thankful it’s not.

@sighko05 6 месяцев назад

Dude, did you even watch the video?? He’s RUINED.

@sh-ps9zd 6 месяцев назад

Dude he lost it ALL. Prayers for Gus 🙏🏼

@A1ben 6 месяцев назад

Glad to see you still making content. You're one of the funniest out there Gus :)

@eeshaan1426 3 месяца назад

i cried and almost choked while laughing. keep up the good work gus.

@hexxFemme 6 месяцев назад

gus this may be your best video yet. i screamed.

@enclavebaw643 6 месяцев назад

It’s been so long since last I’ve seen Gus post. Good to see this hooligan up again

@HaplessOne 5 месяцев назад

I always wait a few months for multiple uploads to be done on this channel so I can binge watch gus.

@Stuart267 5 месяцев назад

Same

@anniehershel815 4 месяца назад

Same

@thelonelyfella 6 месяцев назад

I kinda wanna give him a hug but at the same time don't want to contract his pink eye

@ivoandricic1088 6 месяцев назад

"dibs on that nickel", had me rolling. what improv! you king

@Cyranek 6 месяцев назад

I'm sorry you got pink eye from the grubby quarters :'(

@no-replies 4 месяца назад

Remember when people tried to get this man cancelled for personal issues?

@14219austin 3 месяца назад

I was just coming to check if people were still bringing that up, it sucks cuz he was actually getting millions of views before that

@mollusckscramp4124 Месяц назад

You clearly do, I wonder why

@clarence_claymore. Месяц назад

Didn’t his friend Eddie throw him completely under the buss because his one of them California hive mind people

@9t8Blacky 6 месяцев назад

These guys never fail to make me laugh 😂

@johnmcdade5583 5 месяцев назад

Thank you Gus for always making my day a little better 🤙🏻

@strangelillas 6 месяцев назад

Hes gonna write those slots off. :P

@tortadedisrespect 6 месяцев назад

I knew from the thumbnail it would be hilarious, and man, did it deliver!

@Night_Hawk_475 6 месяцев назад

Sven sent to jail and Gus losing control of the debt from his crippling gambling addiction at the same time, oh no, we could maybe bare to lose one of you, but certainly not both at once! :c

@ianglenn_music 6 месяцев назад

Welp, you know what they say. The house always wins.

@TheDorkle 6 месяцев назад

"from being crying" good work fam 🤘🏻❤

@tylerhorihan786 6 месяцев назад

I laughed out loud through the entirety of this video well done guys.

@TheGreatLake1998 6 месяцев назад

“heY, mOm, i lOVe yoU.” -Unlucky Gus 2023

@xdferocious6016 6 месяцев назад

“You look terrible, you should not call mom” 😂😂😂😂

@TheElvenKeys 6 месяцев назад

the funniest part is at first he was trying to win money what wasn't in the machine

@alexbergmann9923 6 месяцев назад

The eye thing really styes this sketch together.

@AndreaDoesYoga 6 месяцев назад

💔So sorry to hear you're feeling ruined, Gus. Stay strong!💪

@spinhaley 6 месяцев назад

WE ALL LOVE THIS 😢 it’s so valuable it’s gotta be the first to go

@spacepanda420 6 месяцев назад

I love your channel after all this time 😂❤

@BlxxdLeaf 6 месяцев назад

I love this bit xD that's a good character

@BennyBall 6 месяцев назад

"It gave me a victorious sound but none of the currency came out" hahaha

@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 6 месяцев назад

I can't believe Gus was ruined after 9 Femboys mugged him 😭😭😭

@killingtimeitself 6 месяцев назад

hate when that happens

@draculinalilith396 6 месяцев назад

Nah you just gotta yell and they submit or something.

@landonrivers 6 месяцев назад

wait where the hell is this even coming from

@LinKueiDragon 6 месяцев назад

@@Fancy-Gon As a Furry, I bet you don't even know what a Furry is. Plus, discrimination. Just as bad as you putting 'Anti-black' in your name. Or 'Anti-gay'

@thanaGogical 6 месяцев назад

i will not return the money

@e.e.l.331 6 месяцев назад

why are all of the johnsons so good at crying

@eddyzamarripa 6 месяцев назад

Gus your last couple of Videos have been AMAZING and so damn funny lol keep it upppppp

@ManubibiWalsh 6 месяцев назад

This is how I felt when I played those slot machines in Pokémon GBA games

@mattheweurt26 6 месяцев назад

This is God's Casino

@NOT_ATF 6 месяцев назад

I love this dude

@LukeKraus360 4 месяца назад

This had me dying when he called his mom I lost it

@doomnipple9846 6 месяцев назад

I like you man. Keep at it!

@blakebrown115 6 месяцев назад

3:39 gus: i mugged a mom lol love how its gus's own slot machine

@aleko842 6 месяцев назад

I was a slot attendant for 5 years and I can say this is very accurate.

@ezekielbrockmann114 6 месяцев назад

I'm 100% positive that this is a commentary on what else but taxation without representation.

@adampershing7582 6 месяцев назад

If Gus became an actor I would watch every film he’s in

@slaymyface1357 5 месяцев назад

Clearly he needs to keep going, he is gonnna get his big win eventually

@sks220 6 месяцев назад

His poor mom probably gave her a heart attack, though she's probably used to his antics by now

@thecoryguy 6 месяцев назад

Capitalize that conjunctivitis my guy

@illkitty 6 месяцев назад

Can we all appreciate how his Mom is always in the dark when Gus has a new idea for a video?

@boscodomingo 6 месяцев назад

I hope next sketch is a full-blown Ocean's Eleven operation to steal the 15k from the house

@tannerg4511 6 месяцев назад

You better start walking if you want to make it in time for Christmas!!

@OscarSanchez-tx1vg 6 месяцев назад

You had me worried for a second 😅

@tomasmood2012 21 день назад

This is the best video I have ever seen!

@S147 6 месяцев назад

And this kids is why you should never gamble.

@Westernboy 6 месяцев назад

The calling bit gave of some serious Micheal calling Jan vibes, ngl

@corporalcreative9892 6 месяцев назад

I guess you can say Gus got a “full house” of coins since he was able to jam 60,000 quarters into ONE machine.

@drgzy3839 6 месяцев назад

This may be the funniest thing I have ever seen

@jacobminor4719 6 месяцев назад

Really good acting

@lukereeves1069 6 месяцев назад

Love ya gus

@forgedsoulsss8302 6 месяцев назад

My exact thought process when I was 7 at the Arcade

@saphiratheassassin18 6 месяцев назад

Love from the UK Guss! ❤

@geezisballs3253 6 месяцев назад

My man is back on top 😂😂

@piketfencecartel 6 месяцев назад

That is a badass stye my brotha.

@Christopher_Wheeler 6 месяцев назад

Gotta love the Cracker Barrel home decor.

@NaudVanDalen 6 месяцев назад

Gus used this sketch to write off these gambling machines.

@raradis 6 месяцев назад

I love you, Gus.. so sorry for your loss.. 🎉

@willfancher9775 6 месяцев назад

I am absolutely confident that Gus got pink eye and then got pepper sprayed and that gave him the idea for this video.

@non_brewed_condiment 6 месяцев назад

I think we've all been in this exact situation

@DaveChurchill 6 месяцев назад

Gus's mom is a seriously good actor

@panic5315 5 месяцев назад

Your videos are getting funnier by the second

@MeatCatCheesyBlaster 6 месяцев назад

I've always wanted my house to look like TGI Fridays

@suedcashew3672 6 месяцев назад

He's ruined, oh no

@caboose967 6 месяцев назад

Holy crap the zoom on the eyes broke me. 😂

@mar990 6 месяцев назад

This guy is a national treasure and i'm not even from america.

@Ethan-wr2os 6 месяцев назад

I feel you, I'm from New Zealand and he is a national treasure lol

@matthewanipen2418 2 месяца назад

his destituteness :(

@aydomac 6 месяцев назад

“Dibs on that nickel” 😭