I Found A Time Travelling Mammoth - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator 

Only 1000 more subscribers until 2 million! If you haven't subscribed already you could make it my Christmas gift.

Sauce: “I make sure to value my units equally” Santa Claws: Laughing in the corner on top of a pile of corpses

13:02 I was expecting Cap to say “Saucevengers, assemble!” But, that’s fine, I did it myself.

I thought a crap ton of ballistas could kill Larry's whole entire enemy family tree.

2:01 second verse: "He has a heart made of stone, and a grip like a vise, Doesn't care who's naughty or nice. Santa claws will tear you.. in half!"

Shogun and Ninja Master with new abilities: “UNINTELLIGIBLE YELLING”

'He's thicc, but he's not that thicc.' -captainsauce 2020

“ Maybe Jesus he’s been put on polls before and he went just fine” he died on the poll

fun fact: stacking the same special ability on a unit, such as summon witches, will allow them to use all of them at the same time, summoning 10 witches instead of 2.

"I know the cold won't bother larry but I don't know how he fells about getting hit in the head with a boat" The Captain Sauce-2020

"whos ready for the anime girl treatment" - CaptainSauce 2020

16:45. "Ninjas, I'll just use ninjas!" This is the life lesson we can learn from this: Ninjas solve everything

Cap: “ it missed Jesus!!!” The bee that it actually hit: ”am I a joke to you?”

"he's been up on poles before and was fine." He literally DIED (Gave up the ghost) STILL, MY POINT STANDS

Well cap gots 2 mil, merry Christmas-ish but yea let's hope we can hit 3 or at least half way in 2021

" I forgot that in tabs its not YOU that goes to the ICE, its the ice that goes up YOUR ASS" -Captain Sauce 2020

The unspoken captainsauce tabs rule. WOBBLY HORSES ARE THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!

“He missed Jesus! He’s wrestling a snake.”

“You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I’m telling you why, Santa Claws will tear you in half!” Can we make this into a legit Christmas carol?

Now we need the return of a time-traveling arc in the Life of Kevin, lol.

“These jousters might protect him and good distractions” Last words before destruction

“Jesus is wrestling a snake” Ay yo when did Jesus become Hercules

Congrats! You did it cap! I’ve been with this channel for a few years now and you always brighten my day, so you definitely deserve this.

"Santa Claws will tear you, in half." Help us all.

Larry is one of few able to survive “the random whole in the map” Larry our champion

"Everything seems mammoth freindly." Me remembering when a king threw snuffy off the world. 🤔

Captainsauce "I need something that can take a hit from a balista" Me: Jokingly says Jesus to my phone Captainsauce, Actually uses Jesus

Rise of the wobbly horse: 5 jousters, 15 hobbits, 2 priests, and 1 big snuffy

"The units I've made are so stupid" You're goddamn right

Just wanted to say that Cap is my favorite RU-vidr and has helped me through some tough times. Thank you, CaptainSauce!

Well cap you’ve done it. 2000 subscribers give him a round of applause 👏

Hay cap! I've got a campaign for you on the workshop. Its called Escort Mission. Fairly balanced, no trolls and (if i do say so myself) some clever level design.

“ Bring out the queen, they’ll follow her booty into battle” -Captainsauce 2020

“They’ll follow her booty into battle”-captainsauce 2020 the best quote of the year

Hey cap so I think the necromancer has a few attacks so I’ll say them Orb:can turn units into skeletons Cannot turn big units into skeletons If necromanced 2 times then they will become warriors if melee and fire archers if ranged Grave rush:pushes enemy units back and damages them Can be used as a shield if used right Can turn units on low health with orb around them into skeletons Other orb:will stay around target until target is dead and then will resurrect into skeleton no matter how it died

CAPTAIN SAUCE REACHED 2M

Instead of little kids being scared of Krampus taking them down to the underworld and torturing them you just get ripped in half by Santa claws

“It missed Jesus!” -CaptainSauce 2020

15:06 I love that ONE raptor xD

So cap your almost at 2 million subscribers, thank you so much for being here and just making video almost everyday I just wanted to thank you for the laughs and giggles you’ve given me with your content over the years that I have subscribed to you, all I have to say is never give up this channel you have something so special here an opportunity to give people content and transform anyone’s mood from bad to AMAZING in an instant so in the end I wanted to say 2 million subscribers is an amazing subscriber goal and even if things are going rough Never give this channel this opportunity to change peoples life for the better. So from the bottom of my heart thank you so much cap, Thank you.

“I can only use hobbits, I hate hobbits!” -captain sauce

My life: deleted My phone: yeeted Larry's herd:needed

Merry Christmas Sauce EDIT: 9:32 not like there is a markswomen that shoots and always hits "Deadeyes for thoses with 2 iq"

"put my giant furry foot in my giant furry mouth" -CaptainSauce 2020

Ah, Captain Sauce. The only RU-vidr who can actually surprise me with notifications.

Lightning archers, Jesus, and some bees The teams CaptainSauce makes

Ninja's: We Are The Best! Sensei: Silently sits in the "Never Used" Box

Battle cats brought me to this channel and tabs has kept me here. This channel has the funniest and darkest humour that I've found on RU-vid so I hope cap keeps making videos

“I HATE hobbits” I died🤣

Thanos: when I click my fingers half of reality will go away Captain sauce: cupid I swear if you make a hobbit kiss me I will destroy reality Thanos: oh s$$?&@$

🎵 You better watch out You better not cry you You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa-claws will tear you IN HALF 🎵 You may call me a good listener cap

2:00 damn he should have said “you better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I’m telling you why, Santa Claws will tear you, apart”

It’s Christmas Eve and I’m scared that Santa Claus is coming to kill me

In tabs you don’t go to the ice sometimes the ice comes climbing in you -Captain Sauce 2020

I love your TABS videos, the Zany humor, dirty jokes, and hilarious jokes and ideas.

Congrats for 2 mil Captainsauce!!! Been here since house party, and i love your content, Keep it up!!!!!

0:32 In soviet Russia, you don't crawl on the ice... the ice crawls up you

Hey Sauce! Me and a friend made a campaign with custom units called the Criminal Campaign, after you beat the Criminal Faction and control them, every other level uses the kill a unit and protect a unit win condition, it’s called Criminal Campaign by SquidSpring, you may also need to download the faction, Criminal by SquidSpring. I’m really proud of this faction and campaign, they are balanced and feel like actual TABS units

1:44 is the best part! 🎶SANTA CLAWS WILL TEAR YOU IN HAAAAAAALF🎶

Congratulations on 2 mill subs your my favorite RU-vid and I’ve been watching you forever even before I got my RU-vid account the content is amazing keep it up I just can’t really say in words how much you’ve helped me when I was going through hard stuff and other things like that so congrats and thank you

“Jesus is used to being put on a pole. It’s that time of year!” It’s Christmas... not Easter... lmao

"I forgot in TABS not always you going to the ice, sometimes the ice crawls up inside you," *Captain Sauce 2020*

Congratulations captain. You made it to 2 million subscribers. The work of us, and you, has paid off. You are fantastic, keep up the good work.

CONGRATS ON 2 MILL!

Captain sauce: it’s not always you sliding on the ice but it’s the ice crawling in you Me: ok

7:02 to be fair knight's weren't really know to be the most moral and the crusades proved that chivalry meant just about as much as much as the lives of halfling do to Mr. Sauce. Also they generally didn't give a dam about animals.

CONGRATS ON 2 MILLION CAP. so proud to be part of this community :D

2 MILLION!!!!!!!Probably The Guy who deserves it the most

How everyone so far is so early that no one has had enough time to watch the whole video yet. The comments: *"Wow this is amazing content"*

9:55 Larry pulled a reverse Michael Jackson

I’ve been watching for two years now and it’s still not geting old😂🤣

WE HIT 2 MILLION!!!!!

9-year old: 1st 10 yr old: You can't be first, he's first 11 yr old: Second 12 yr old: OMG I'm so tired of these 9 year olds saying "first" Me, an intellectual: Uh I couldn't think of anything so just like this comment already, ok?

In america you crawl on the ice In Soviet Russia *the ice crawls up on YOU!*

HE’S HIT 2 MIL CONGRATS AND THANK YOU FOR MAKING AMAZING VIDEOS

I love how nice sauce is to larry

So weird how he posted at nearly 7, usually he’d post at like 9

Only Og’s remember when “Healers” were called priests

Yes please play more, this was great.

Maybe our gift back could be a Christmas sims video

"Humans are the smartest animals" Time traveling Deers and mammoths: no i dont think so

"The Battle of Honor" 20 Squire 10 Knights 10 Priests 5 Catapults 1 King Vs 20 Samurai 10 Munks 10 Ninja Star Throwers 5 Hiwachas q Monkey King Plz like so he can see this.

Congrats on 2mil cap, love the content and I am exited to see what will come in the future.

Cap finally reached 2 million subs!!!'😄😄😄

Larry the mammoth? Cousin? Oh how’s the years been, cousin

3:53 a banana casually dabbing on his enemies.

him: galactus you know the fornite character me: you mean the avengers character

I call it the snuffy sauce: 15 snuffies Vs 3 sauces 1 bard Protect the bard at all costs. If he dies, no victory should be served

Christmas joke of the day: Last Christmas I bought my friend a lie detector as a gift.. "Oh.. I love it!" she said. *"We'll see." I said.*

Full auto Santa would have mushed them.

Happy 2 Million captain! I hope you keep making awesome videos

To all the people celebrating Christmas the 24th of december that has scrolled down here, *Merry christmas! :D*

"I hate hobbits!" -Captain Sauce (Dec.) 2020

10:04 Yes. 2,000 pounds. Times 6.

YAY WE HIT THE BIG 2M 🤗😀🎉🎉AND MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE 🎄🎁

'Underrated' 1 wheelbarrow 1-3v1's only

I know you have not reached the goal yet, but congratulations on 2 mil! Let’s get him there before Christmas Day!

CURSE MY NOTIFICATION FOR MAKING ME 1 MINUTE LATE!

Great job captain you reached two million subs keep up

Congratulations on 2 million Captain🍅!!!