some people are saying the “follows you” is part of the video that the tips account put on to trick people. it’s not, you can see how it’s not there when I show the video later. it was a glitch!
You have spoken the name elden ring… ELDEN LORD you are BEHOLDEN TO, a build video and or death compilation. THE CHOICE IS YOURS TARNISHED… so you don’t really have to do this.
It's too late now, as you can quite clearly see at the end of the video, eddy states that yes filing for divorce, he's cut ties with his girlfriend and your all he has leff
Just like it's rude for people to think you shouldn't eat a whole rotisserie chicken in your car, by yourself, in the parking lot of the grocery store from whence it came; besides you want to eat it while it's fresh! Besides, everyone knows serving sizes are way out of line and one chicken is really just a single serving.
@@hblackburn5580 Your comment is so far removed from my experience of the world while somehow simultaneously being super relatable 😂 you painted a haunting picture with your words
I think I can clarify the lazy cancer comment! This is the line that made me completely sure this was translated from Chinese-a common internet phrase is 懒癌晚期, which literally translates to “late-stage lazy cancer”, and it’s literally just used self-deprecatingly to say that you’re a lazy person. I don’t know why they attempted to translate this, but content farms like this…nobody understands them, man. Chinese people clown on them too even when it’s in Chinese.
@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 completely lost on that one, sorry dude. Content farms are way beyond our understanding at this point, even in Chinese. My best guess is it’s one of those “getting you to comment” tactics, like bringing up your dad’s tires or harvard graduates or stuff like that.
i now want to use the the excuse of "late stage lazy cancer" if i keep procrastinating on something. may i actually be doing something more productive and beneficial to me? yes, but nobody else needs to know that.
Your girlfriend, Drew, dad, husband, and Bill Gates are going to be so mad when they see the mess you made in the kitchen. The 800 year old Harvard graduates will be pretty peeved too.
So those are just cured egg yolks. They are meant to be grated over pasta or a salad or something as a garnish. I'm sure Eddy knew that, but I figured some people might not know that.
Fun fact: the term “vegetable” is purely a culinary term with no real scientific basis, therefore the fact that a tomato is a fruit does not exclude it from being a vegetable
I’m so angry that Eddy showed the egg on the printer hack, but didn’t bother to check and see if it works. He intentionally edited that in, so I know he knows it exists. I need to know what’s the best way to send an egg to my mommy
If only the students at Euphoria high school had the chip clip. If their chips had retained the airy crunch they desire, maybe they wouldn't resort to such awful vices as narcotics. Something to think about
Can confirm that stale chips started my teenage drug addiction. Thank God a church gave me some a year ago and 8 years in i was able to clip my chips and be born again.
I’ve seen the juice box “life hack” a few times over the years, and I think it’s usually meant for young kids so they don’t squeeze the juice out everywhere, not really for adults who have more developed fine motor control.
don't worry eddy, i'm sure your girlfriend and boyfriend and wife will all forgive you instantly once they see what a great video you made this week! this'll blow right over, pal
eddy this video is so good, got me straight giggling, chuckling, and snickering, i hope things go well with your dad, girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, and son. I was not involved in the mysterious disappearance of my ex wife in 1967
As your wife's sister, I am very relieved to hear that you were not involved in her disappearance in 1967. The stupid cops said that your finger prints were all over the evidences in question, but I am sure that they are just lying 👍
The "egg trick" is just how to make cured egg yolks with a few steps taken out. Usually people cure egg yolks in salt and sugar for several days and then bake them to draw out excess moisture, and then they grate them on pastas and what have you. You don't eat them whole, and I think if they weren't fresh they'd go bad pretty quick if you didn't dry them out further in the oven
Salt/sugar preserved egg yolks are amazing and used as a seasoning or a topping like grating parmesan cheese. You brush the salt off once they have dried and grate them onto food. I used to preserve mine in smoked salt to give it more flavour. It's rly good, I know it sounds silly and weird but I promise it's good!
I was really impressed that you managed to sit so quietly and still for 20 minutes. Then I realized I had the video paused. The video was pretty good anyways, Eddy. Keep up the good work!
run the eggs over some cold water first, then you grate them onto things. They're basically just another way of garnishing or seasoning food and can actually be insanely good when you do it correctly
@@aarosslol5298 nah he got it mostly right, but you just don't eat em straight up. Grate em onto pasta, soups, stir fry, buttered bread, rice, scrambled eggs, really anything you want
Was hoping to see a comment like this in the top. Just so that people (and maybe even Eddy) give it another shot and dont shy away from something delicious 😉Even without a boyfriend to help 😆
testing out the juice box made me weep with laughter. you actually managed to one up their already spectacular "there MUST be a better way!" footage. fantastic
The flaps on the sides of the juice box trick is really good for kids or people who struggle with gross motor skills so they grip the juice box too hard and spill it, idk why they would advertise it as a tip for everyone tho lol
@@noellburnett5697 Yep, he tried the trick without the straw so I think that's how he interpreted it. I feel like he would get it if he didn't misunderstand.
this is more with infomercials than it is with weird life hack channels, but tricks and/or products that help people with mobility issues are often broadcast as mainstream tools bc the disabled market isn’t really big enough/is too diverse in terms of individual needs for many products and ideas to get traction, so they need abled people buying and looking at the things as well. they get where they need to go in the end - my aunt has severe neuropathic pain among other things and she’s basically an encyclopedia of every actually useful tiktok life hack & as seen on TV product at this point
@@sidoniegabrielle269 that’s absolutely true, I just feel like they could have shown it as being useful for kids or older people and it would’ve gotten more traction because in the context it was in it made it look silly
@@sidoniegabrielle269 problem is, people in the non-disabled market then see those products and call them stupid. And it’s not really their fault, because in the life of a non-disabled audience, a lot of those items kinda are stupid, but because they’re being advertised as for everybody they get hated on.
3:00 I'm very passionate about this, so I have to mention it at least once when brought up; Vegetable is a cultural term used to describe plant matter we cook (not season, which are seasonings or spices) Fruit is a scientific term used to describe the part of a plant that starts from a flower and contains seeds They are not mutually exclusive, so it is entirely possible for something to be both, like a tomato
the salted egg yolk thing is actually really good! its a cured egg yolk and they are wonderful shaved over pasta, or if you put more sugar in the cure and some like powdered vanilla and cinnamon or cloves in the cure they can be good finely grated over icecream.
16:06 of course she wanted you to take it off. you were one step closer to learning the scarf tricks. she’s freaking out. you’ve got her right where you want her.
This channel 100% has to be a parody. Some of the "lost in translation" lines are so funny that I refuse to believe this is anything other than a joke. Also, "smart people put a plastic bag on their face"? That's actually comedy genius considering it's extremely dangerous to put a plastic bag on your head lmao. Unfortunately every time I drink a juice box I have to be in the shower since I've had to replace 3 carpets and 10 shirts already..
I’ve heard some insane translations in my life as an ESL teacher in China, so what did it for me was the specific mention of ruining dad’s things for questionably useful crafts. lol
While you're probably right about the captions being satire the videos are probably from 5-Minute-Crafts because i recognized one of the actresses as being from 5-Minute Crafts and 123 GO
@@daldosbm Yeah, it seems like they have a big warehouse where they film these, it looks like little kiosks spread about and I'm sure more than one channel operates at a time, using the same 'hand models' as I like to call them. Channels like Five-Minute Crafts have caused the deaths and injuries of dozens of adults and children. I find it so odd that YT thinks someone talking about True Crime or using curse words is more important to remove or demonetize than dangerous content farms.
The community college burn was real. During my time a few years ago class got canceled for a day because someone caught the student center on fire by toasting a toaster strudel multiple times. The pool table was damaged and never replaced, truly some of the darkest days of my education
Listen dude, you're not Eddy's boyfriend so it's not your place to help him with this. Stay in your lane or get in the "I wanna date Eddy" line like the rest of us.
To be perfectly honest the "egg trick" is legit. We do the same thing at the restaurant I work at, we just rinse the salt off and smoke the yolks before shaving it over food, it's quite good. It's sorta like using shaved parmesan or something. Just a PSA 😅
@@mitchellclendening7682 yeah, we shave it on cesar salad, but you can do it on most anything that you'd want a strong egg flavor from. But the way the life hack video showed eddy is understandably not pleasant XD
I’m glad you took the extra step to get a boyfriend. It’s the attention to detail that really makes the channel great. Also your tiktok pose is very accurate.
Eddy can change his entire persona based on the shirt he wears. Man's outfit went from New Jersey pizza shop worker to Florida computer nerd to Average Brit. Also he could absolutely rock a scarf, he just bought a gross short red one here. He just needs a nice long gray scarf with the lil frills on each end.
"You must not know the egg trick" sounds so fucking sinister to me, like she's warning me against learning forbidden, arcane egg lore that would drive me to madness
Can confirm the wife one. I forgot a gift and made my wife a shoelace choker for our anniversary. She absolutely loved it. Unrelated to this, I no longer have a wife.
The snack bag hack is actually pretty great when you got multiple people over without an access to a bowl! You just cut that bad boy open and place it on the table for everyone to snack on
Same if you make microwave popcorn and don't want to dirty a bowl/don't have one! I used to do this all the time in college, and it works great for sharing just like you said.
Ever thought of just opening the bag normally? You can even curl down the sides if it’s really that much of an inconvenience to touch and you can reseal the bag
I like how every time one of the most prolific geniuses of our time gets mentioned his most sited accomplishent is that gosh dang chair. Rightfully so though, it was a pretty sick jump.
The part where you tricked Drew into being your boyfriend was hilarious. It reminded me from that one episode of Nathan For You where he tricks someone into marrying him at a Chinese restaurant.
I must say, the whole thing is quite ridiculous, but I honestly laughed the whole time. It’s like having a virtual silly friend commenting something he saw online.
6:18 actually, I will defend this life hack with my life because I use it whenever I eat popcorn and it's genuinely great because if you stick your hand in it'll get all buttery and gross, and I can almost never find a bowl the right size, and since you're not using a bowl at all, you have less dishes to do later
just fold the top of the bag in. like rolling up a sleeve, but instead of folding out, you fold in, so the greasy salty part of the bag is folded away.
That egg hack is actually really good if you take it, throw it in a dehydrator after, and use it sparingly like a strong parmesan or salt/pepper. Grind it on the same way you would parmesan cheese.
@@BobbySacamano I also think they're great! you just don't, like, bite into them alone (unless you're in expert mode). More of a seasoning, when it's done like this. :)
Dude these vids have been great. The vids on the Burback channel as well. They are great vids to watch before I go to sleep, because they're comedic yet actually give info on games and stuff. It is great. Keep up the great work!
SUPRISE! I am the funniest YTer evah!!!! Just kidding, it was no surprise. Everybody knew already. HAHAHHAHA!!!! That was an amazing joke (it was real talk though). WAWAWAWAWA!!!! Good afternoon, dear tsu
With salt cured eggs, after they’ve been sitting in the salt mixture, you’re supposed to wash them off, dehydrate them and then grate them onto things like pasta. They’re so delicious
The egg trick is cured egg yolk! It's used in some Asian recipes to add umami, kinda like a homemade MSG. It's also put in noodles/pasta and has the same vibe as cheese.
i did a little nose exhale when I had the thought "ah, i get it, fruitful, like gay!" and then i went on a mental journey trying to remember ever hearing somebody calling a gay thing fruity in real life and my nose exhale reversed itself
For the juice box one, that is occasionally a real problem. It's not that you don't use the straw but holding the box sometimes you inadvertently squeeze it and spray juice up through the straw, spilling it. Holding it by the 'ears' prevents the possibility of squeezing the box, so that *is* a solution! Just wanted to write because this brings back memories from school!
Your comedy reminds me of Eugene Mirman. Which is the highest compliment I can give, because he's probably the funniest stand-up comic performing today (and top 5 ever imo). Even after listening multiple times I have to pause his live albums because I'm laughing so hard.
neat actually useful hack for my fellow Chip Clippers: if you’ve got binder clips lying around & you don’t use them much, they make an excellent cheaper chip clip, or a good alternative if you’ve got no chip clips on hand and find yourself *in a bind*. large paper clips and some kinds of hair clips also work as excellent home-sourced chip clips (ofc wash the hairclips so that your hair grease doesn’t mix with the external chip grease causing an unpredictable chemical reaction). chip clippers for life 💫
