If Jesus' Resurrection Were A Hoax 

Here is our Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified/Pierced for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

No I won't. Easter is from Ishtar, pagan fertility "goddess" whom bathed eggs in blood. True feast is Resurrection Day of Jesus Christ, son of God

Shared with my agnostic son this Easter! He thought it was hilarious and made him wonder which is a step in the right direction. Thanks guys. More of this please. Blessings.

Where was the 12th disciple hangin out? My bad ...

Satire is fun stuff; like if we ask Moses, Is Ra El? How do you imagine he will answer?

Biblically though, Peter was not the rock but the statement that he made about Jesus. Jesus uses a play on words in Matthew 16 that people miss in the English. Peter is a small rock like a stone or pebble whereas his statement, that is about Jesus (Who ultimately is the Rock), is more like a boulder. I suggest you have a look at that passage again in the Greek. However I do appreciate the subtle joke in this BB skit. 🤣

@@lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046 YES! Few people get this. Pastor Ray at Hopewell Baptist Church illustrates this by pointing at Peter, the little pebble, and then slapping his hand on his chest as he says of Christ, "but upon this Rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hell shall not prevail against it". Happy Resurrection Day!

Right?!

​@@lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046 But Jesus didn't say these words in Greek; he said them in Aramaic. And we know this because Paul refers to Peter as "Cephas" which is Aramaic for "rock" and it certainly doesn't mean "pebble."

​@@lordandrewbruceofthemcinne5046 It gets funnier when you realize they were at Petra, which means "the rock"

Exactly.

Wayne, Just because people undergo suffering and death does not make something true. People undergo suffering and death in the name of religions you most likely judge as false religions/gods. So by your standards that must make them true also.

@@samuelschick8813 Except that these people undergo suffering and death for a religion *they believe* is true. The argument Christian apologists present is that the disciples would not choose to die for a lie -- for something they know is false.

Nobody would 'die' for a 'lie'. . "The LORD Has Risen!", Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah!!! "I Believe Jesus CHRIST Is Coming Back, Just Like HE Said!" Maranatha, Maranatha, Maranatha !.!.!

@Samuel Schick yes but the difference is that they aren't the ones who made those religions. If the disciples made up the resurrection they would know it's false so they probably wouldn't die for it. Even most skeptics agree that they saw something they interpreted as the risen Jesus so there's definitely A difference.

I can't believe I never heard this argument. I've heard people say it wasn't really Jesus who was crucified and Jesus was alive the whole time but not the stealing of his body. Pilate supposedly lost his shit when he found out the body was missing according to some historians and ordered a man hunt for Jesus. I don't know if he thought Jesus ran and used someone who looked like him on the cross or the body was stolen by the apostles. I gotta catch up on different historians theories. Regardless, I'm Christian so it's faith for me lol but I love any conspiracy theories just because.

What’s an apologist?

@@1mol831Someone who defends something.

​@1mol831 we usually just call them Canadians. No but serious. Other guy that replied to you was absolutely accurate.

Jesus is a Hebrew fanfiction character.

More like the Pentecost, they were still cowards for 50 days after Jesus rose from the dead.

​@@rafexrafexowski4754The Pentecost happened 50 days after Jesus' death, not years.

@@ryanrodriguez7664yet Mary was there the whole time. I don't think she gets enough credit. Also Paul was gangster. Starts off hunting Christian's only to become one through testimony and the road to Damascus. Just saying. Mary was OG

if the resurrection happened why didn't anyone see Jesus after he was executed? He had to disappear into the clouds before anyone could see him, why exactly? If you wanted to convince people that he resurrected having only his disciples claim to have seen it really makes it sound like nonsense.

@@ryanrodriguez7664 Oops, typo

Yeah that's the whole point of John saying he'd rather be exiled to an island and they say well I have news for you..." The biblical references are great if you actually have read the gospels 😂 lol the Peter and Thomas references also had me laughing

That is why they chose him for that role. I started to laugh when he said he would rather be exiled to a deserted island than hang around with them, which of course, he was.

Yeah, he was *only* boiled alive until they gave up and just exiled him.

To be shown all the world horrors of the end times is a torture in itself.

I did not get this at first. Makes it even funnier

>Judean No surprises here.

Sadly atheist truly believe this.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

It is rediculous considering that none of them recanted in the face of torture and death!

😇 May God Bless You Always! 😇

Exactly 😂

@@trevrockrock16 At the time, the eye witness testimony of a woman wouldn't have been considered credible. As a result, it's absurd to expect that the apostles purposefully invented the story of the resurrection to include unreliable witnesses as its foundation. It's much more likely that Jesus did actually rise from the dead and appear to the women. Here's an explanation by William Lane Craig: The tomb was probably discovered empty by women. To understand this point one has to recall two facts about the role of women in Jewish society. (a) Woman occupied a low rung on the Jewish social ladder. This is evident in such rabbinic expressions as “Sooner let the words of the law be burnt than delivered to women” and “Happy is he whose children are male, but woe to him whose children are female.” (b) The testimony of women was regarded as so worthless that they were not even permitted to serve as legal witnesses in a court of law. In light of these facts, how remarkable must it seem that it is women who are the discoverers of Jesus’ empty tomb. Any later legend would certainly have made the male disciples to discover the empty tomb. The fact that women, whose testimony was worthless, rather than men, are the chief witnesses to the empty tomb is most plausibly accounted for by the fact that, like it or not, they were the discoverers of the empty tomb and the gospels accurately record this. Source: www.lewissociety.org/resurrection/ This is by no means a universal commentary on the reliability of the testimony of women in general. But one has to acknowledge the fact that their testimony was not respected in that time and place, and the role that would have played if the story were invented, and why that makes it more likely the resurrection really happened.

@@trevrockrock16 He is pointing out the fact that if it were a lie they made up the worst possible witnesses, women. Because the time and culture did not regard the testimony of women to be valuable, or at least not as valuable as a man. When you create a lie, the point is to make it believable.

@@trevrockrock16 women were not considered good witnesses for most of human history. Especially in the first centuries.

"OOOOOOO-" 😂

It defies all human reason that anyone would die for a known lie. All that Jesus proclaimed is the truth.

Furthermore, if it were a hoax, the Pharisees and Saducees would have found the bones of Jesus after an expert search and recovery, displayed it for the world to see, gig's up. If they hadn't found it then, we would have found it by now.

​​​@@davewinch7677 Just because someone died for something he believed, dosen't make his belief true. Go ask Heaven's gate or Jonestown cults.

"Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter, fear God and keep his commandments for this is the whole duty of man."

@@LukeMaps Ecclesiastes 12:14: For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil.

Scholars argue about it, because stolen body hypothesis was a popular theory among jews at the time of Jesus' death. So people who lived there at that time at that place and who knew the situation, though it was a very possible thing. Now, 2000 years later, you think how stupid they were and you know better. Btw. apostles did not died as martyrs. It was made up later.

What do you think the idiots who hijacked the planes on 911 were doing? They actually were convinced to die for their beliefs Strength of conviction in the face of death is not a good reason to believe

To be fair- they got to read and hear about those lifetimes

Let's goooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many of them were there? 6 million or so?

OOOOOOOOHH! Epic prank! Wooooo!

Do it!

YEAH! LETS GO!

That would make all sorts of religious ideas become quite credible.

​@@petraravn5421 are you saying these people endured torture and death all for the hopes that people in the future "might believe them"? Are you out of your ever loving mind?

@@jayroach_4443 How do you know they endured torture and death that they could have avoided by retracting their story?

@@petraravn5421 your right they could have avoided all the trouble. But they didn't . That's my point

Nero only persecuted them because he needed a scapegoat for the Great Fire of Rome, beforehand he did not persecute them and they had no idea they would be persecuted and murdered, since he could not care less about what they actually believed recanting would have been pointless.

Hold fast Christ follower praying for you and Jesus has already prayed for you I know you know because only a believer can be in a spiritual wilderness- feel the depth of emptiness dry place where is no end in sight - but as the deer panteth for the water so our soul longeth after Him 🙂🙏🥲

In reality Jesus and the gospels are just Mythology Deism is the right religion

​@@nunomartins2209 I like how you guys just pop up and "drop" such affirmations that are wrong on so many levels. Please document yourselves and at least remain at the subject of the video, that would be nice.

@@nunomartins2209 the gospels have the earmarks of history not mythology. Myths do not say things such as "And Hercules went to the stables at about 4 in the afternoon, in the seventh year of the reign of Philip of Macedonia." But this is the detail that the gospels go into.

@@johnnyhernandez Thankyou so much for your encouragement. prayers and wisdom brother. Blessings from a sister in Christ 🙏

The original scripture for which can be found in the Book of Satire.

Super Hot Fire!!!

@@josephhaas6373 ​I think you mean SUPA!!!!

I did not expect to see you here I watched a lot of videos God bless you my brother in Christ✝️❤️‍🔥

MVPERRY??

Tbh the physical resurrection is probably the least significant part of the story, in my humble opinion. It's been a stumbling block for many people and they have used it as an excuse to not change themselves.

Whats a historic reality of the truth of the resurrection?

@@microvvaveoven there isn't one. No reason to think Jesus didn't exist but it's probably more valuable to think about what else the story could mean rather than what is contrary to what we know.

@@matthewklahn3204 No reason? Really? Religion was built around stories like this and it turned out to be a hoax. Christians burnt withes in middle ages, for example, if "The Truth" was absolute they would burn them in modern time. But it aint happening. Why? Because it was a bollocks to justify repressions in order to keep the power over masses. Theres no "absolute", theres no "the truth", theres no "god".

@@microvvaveoven Do you know how history works? Something happens, its recorded and then gets past down to the future . Well that

False dichotomy.

That’s the point

@@johnthumble5154 Other options?

@@PaladinLevi died for something false but knowing it was false. Died for a belief that turned out to be true died for a belief that turned out to be false but believing it's true. Believing in things that turn out to be false is an option.

@@johnthumble5154 But these disciples would have been the ones creating the hoax. Unlike me, who simply believes that Jesus rose from the dead without ever claiming to have seen it, these disciples said "I saw him!". Either Jesus really rose and thus they were able to see him, or they didn't see him, in which case they would know that they were lying.

Except, unlike Christians, you can deny being a Muslim (while still being one), or at least chilling out on your beliefs, for convenience's sake, until you're more powerful than your persecuters, then brutally murder your erstwhile persecutors. There's a reason muslims are more known for murdering for their beliefs rather than being murdered for them.

If he is god and did "die" why did he say "oh father why have you forsaken me"

@@saleemkhokhar3458 if you reject the trinity then I can see why you’d have that question but if not then it’s pretty clear. But I guess I shouldn’t act like the trinity isn’t hard to grasp because it is and we have nothing in our tangible world that can replicate or be an example of it.

@@saleemkhokhar3458 First of all, these words are reference to the beginning of Psalm 21 (22 if you ask protestants), which is a a Messianic Psalm lamenting the abandonment of the Messiah to the iniquities of impious men, which is fitting for the situation he was in. As he, the most Man, perfect and blameless, was killed in the most humiliating way, in a way, abandoned by God, as he needed only will it and an army of angels would have slaughtered his enemies, the perfect sacrifice, Man's debt is paid to God by the perfect Man, who is also Perfect God. You'd better not speak of things you do not know.

​@@saleemkhokhar3458 Jesus took on all our sins at that time, so He felt separated from, and forsaken by, the Father. A simple Internet search would have answered that question. Try it next time you want to play Stump the Christian.

I would never have any doubts you guys!!!!!!!!! -Thomas….probably not 🤣

And the suffering other Saints went through and who are going through it. May we have the courage and faith these men had when it’s our turn.

And the thing is they KNEW Jesus, they KNEW he had died and had to be convinced he had returned. People will fight, kill and die for things they BELEIVE to be true, but not things they KNOW are a lie. They hadn't understood when he was with them what was to happen. After he returned and explained it they couldn't help but spread the gospel despite persecution.

But like..... Did you even read the original Bible? Jesus's resurrection was never spead out as news, but 3 woman was too afraid and shocked they didn't tell anyone about it 😐

@@kujojotarostandoceanman2641 I did read the Bible... You may need a refresher.

@@kujojotarostandoceanman2641 uh my friend, the original bible is the same as it is today? There were 20,000 copies of the gospels made all saying the same stuff by the end of the first century (the same century Jesus lived in and all his disciples did, john living the longest of them all). There were hundreds of witnesses testifying about Jesus' ressurection, so much so that paul the apostle said to go and see the eye witnesses that still live, which a massive amount were still alive and could attest to its truth The bible is considered by historians of antiquity to be the best kept set of historical texts ever, its far more documented than anything by comparison in its day and age.

they are in cahoots or paid actor i guess

​@@attackhelicopterjr4481 Diciples got a big budget.

Weekend at Jesus's

Ancient Judean Deepfake of course, used for centuries..... probably.....

ya ever hear of 'crisis actors' brah....geesh!

I wonder if those guards got court-martial..."You had one job!"

@@gbonkers666 Well, the Pharisees said that they would protect the guards from punishment. It is not told whether they were successful in that though, to my knowledge.

Chief official started that lie that the disciples stole the body. If they had executed the guards it would have strengthened the resurrection claim

That's why John says responding to Peters plan of bribing the guards. "But, why would they (the guards) do that".

@Director James the video does address it. It shows that the ONLY way to steal the body was the pay the guards...which is equally implausible ... thus another brilliant line in the skit.

Exactly 💯

even ih has risen, god said dont follow miracle workers who change laws or give and take, jesus did that, he sinned on shabbat chnged the laws on it and lied about elijah, even john rebuked him

He is risen indeed! 🎉

@@maddyf.6296 hes still a liar who failed malachai 4 5

​@@BLMacabH e i s r i s e n

@@BLMacab Are you joking or are you serious? Firstly it's spelt Malachi and secondly it's Malachi 4:5 not malachai 4 5. We aren't drinking some macha or chai tea. But joking aside this is the verse: "See, I will send the prophet Elijah to you before that great and dreadful day of the Lord comes.". The great and dreadful day of the Lord hasn't come yet. It's prophecy. If you think it's referring to Jesus then you need to understand what "great and dreadful day" refers to. It's referring to the end times when Jesus returns a 2nd time. Not to save us from our sins but Judgement.

i read the whole Bible and didn't get that joke. pls help🤣

@@davidsolomon403 John was exiled to Patmos island, where he wrote Revelation.

@@Crente1978 ah appreciate it!

"Have I Got Some News For You!" LOVE IT!

It's like the shampoo directions read and repeat. 😁

Do not be afraid, for if you suffer for Jesus in this life, you will have everlasting life in heaven. While I agree that the persecution is not pleasant, we must remember to fear God and to not fear Man.

You believe in Jesus just because someone told you to. People of his time who saw him didn't believe because he couldn't do any miracle like he claimed. Then they crucified him. Now in the age of television and social media, somehow the christian god is totally silent and he doesn't send any angels or messengers etc. You know why? Because all of that was a lie. Listen to my theory : Jesus' mom Mary was a hoe. She cheated on his husband and got pregnant. She convinced him that she's still a virgin but somehow pregnant with god's child just to avoid his and the society's anger. She gave birth to Jesus and since a very young age she started to feed him with lies that he is the son of god. A kid who listened to all this bs grew up to believe them. Then jesus preached to others that he's the son of god. The church didn't believe him and crucified him because he was lying about their version of god. Yes, churches existed way before jesus. After his death they tried to cash on from his reputation among the ordinary people whom jesus helped somehow. They made him a messenger and their business is still going strong. And yes, they rejected everyone after him who claimed that god sent them as His messenger.

@@JahJah-CleverHandle why fear god? Fear only evil, not god. God is our mother, father, friend, knowledge, everything. Why fear him? I tell you why. Because your christian god is evil and He doesn't like who doesn't believe or obey him. You know what kind of attitude is that? That's like satan's attitude. 😂

@@JahJah-CleverHandle that isn't biblical, one doesn't have to suffer to get into heaven. Once he believed in Christ, he became saved. Don't let strangers tell u a different gospel. The Holy Spirit will give u boldness where and when it is needed. Be at peace brother, yet be ready to give an answer to anyone who asks.

But still being persecuted for Jesus May not be the way of salvation but it shows you are sincere of your faith and is not willing to compromise you faith for the things of man

Praying. Do me a favor pray for the USA?

You should read the book of Romans and John 19:30.. There are no need for priests anymore Romans chapter 6.. Hebrews chapter 7 to 10... One sacrifice for all sin for all time hence, John 19:30 It is Finished!.. The Lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world through His one and only sacrifice... Its not ongoing!

@@mauricegibney8449 ur funny

​@@mauricegibney8449 The Bible mentions having Priests tho in the NT.

@@gaiusoctavius5935 of course it does. But in what context? And with what relation to atonement? Since the scriptures clearly say by the one sacrifice He put away sin by shedding His own blood...

"DOUBTS? I WILL NEVER HAVE ANY DOUBTS!" 😂😂😂

And that's how billions of people became pacified and let the storybook writers take over the world. 😂

​@@goldholder8131 The "storybook" writers who all died horrible deaths (except for John who was exiled) to defend their eyewitness testimonies that Jesus rose from the dead.

​@@goldholder8131Over 2000 years when that storybook was written, yet to this day is still very much alive unlike other books or religions. It mentioned Christians will get mocked and prosecuted. You're proving its predictions 2000 years later, right. Historians have validated the existence and what happened to those mentioned in the video. We all struggle with the Bible time and time again, but history is not wrong. I hope your heart will come to it in the end, and whatever you're struggling with, I pray you overcome 🙏

@@MsBeastShortsLive Well, since Christianity is a branch of Judaism.. it started maybe 3500 years go. YOUR version is only 2k, and it's the one where you get sold an afterlife concept.

They have figured out how to tread carefully around blasphemy in a magnificent way.

It's all Legend there's no actual evidence they died over their preaching.

If only they'd make a video on how Jesus is a psychological operation fan-fiction storybook hero designed to conquer the hearts and minds of gentiles.

​@@tomasrocha6139there are literal relics of the desciples. St thomas' hand is located in my city

Hé mock your religion and you bless him ??..

Asking as it’s “low key”

Really? just because some opportunists gambled with their lives? ( if the story is not another lie either ) 😅

@@Flibbermox Actually you are the one who belongs to dark ages and should go outside. get out of RU-vid because according your stu...pid book "the bible" RU-vid is work of Satan and earth is still flat!

@@Flibbermox I mean they did gamble with their lives and some lied so.

There's no actual historical evidence they suffered or died to spread anything it's all Legendary.

Lol what? This is zero argument. These guys are characters in a Jewish fairytale.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

U had to pull that out. And timely 😂😂

So, where were you Mr. Winemaker?

Atheists cope and seethe by also trying to deny the Disciples

Zeus is The King.

Not oddly, that is the reason he was the skeptic in the video. It's called humor which sadly is something people do not seem to be able to understand and enjoy.

... You think that might have had something to do with why they picked him as the dissenter for this skit? 🤔 🤦🏼‍♀️

He was tortured though..

How oddly indeed.

@@angru_arches OK there's that...

AMEN 😂🙏🏼❤

Could save like 6 million people. Imagine!

I got saved a solid six or seven times by the three minute mark.

@@jasonharris2291 lol great comment

@@asahearts1 huh

Yes but he still experienced torture and sufferings for proclaiming Jesus's resurrection but he survived from that and wrote revelation

Yes, and he is exiled to a desert island as what he wants in the video 😂😂 (they tried to boil him alive but fail)

That run was my fav!!

I tried the Naruto run on my last PT test, and honestly I don't think I ran any faster. Maybe I'm just not gifted with its magic? Great video though!

That killed me lol. I was doing my planks whilst watching it, and that hurt me to the core. Quite literally.

😂😂😂the naruto run ...jus epic

"why would you shame the name and honor of your teacher by lying insistently?" - Why would putting him on a pedestal, claiming he was supernatural and ascended to heaven be "shaming"? They would be elevating him from just another preacher to something special. "would Saul even be converted at all?" - We have next to no idea what happened with Paul. Maybe he made the claim to become the head of the church, maybe he truly believed a dream, or maybe the whole story is made up. "after dying by persecution, what would the disciples of Christ say when they face God Himself?" - They would say they did everything to make the message powerful and to convert as many people they could. If you are convinced you are saving souls from hell then a lie for eternal salvation is easy to justify. They would say they tried their best, and if you have a salvation by faith alone position, then any such lies would not stop you from reaching heaven.

@@Wertbag99. either it happened or you plainly speculate. superimposing your speculations to an era where people behave on a set of accepted morality and culture is just unthinkable.

Remember that the oldest manuscripts of Mark have the women go to the tomb, find it "empty", they got scared run away and told no one. Only later versions and later gospels have the resurrection narrative. Historically, it's VERY unlikely that Jesus would have even been buried, because part of the punishment of crucifixion was to stay on the cross and feed the birds. The story of a (previously unknown character) Joseph asking for his body is a likely invention, as are many other things - for example the trial with Pilate - who was there to take notes? How in the earliest Gospel Jesus says nothing, but decades later in John, we have a this huge philosophical conversation recorded...?

​@@DuffyGabiyou are missing the point, bro. People get killed for lies others create. Some are willing to die for a lie disguised as truth. However, no one will be willing to lay down their own lives for something they know is a lie. If anyone actually does it, then they have serious mental illness.

​@@DuffyGabi She didnt start jan 6th. Your argument would say the deciples started the lie and then died for it with zero motive or rewards. Which is illogical. You should read first century documents.

​@@lightningmtaylor This is the evidences that Jesus and bible characters are the real deal and there is one and only God, Jesus. ru-vid.com/group/PL0xrHj0s3vCET1Px5xmcQDfb3uvyBUAXi

Exactly, specifically a knowing lie.

@@DuffyGabi ​ This is the evidences that Jesus and bible characters are the real deal and there is one and only God, Jesus. ru-vid.com/group/PL0xrHj0s3vCET1Px5xmcQDfb3uvyBUAXi

There are empty tombs down in my local cemetery. Guess they all rose from the tomb also.

Everyone had a plan. So did God.

​@@samuelschick8813 I am sure that all those "disappearing" body you "saw" had followers ready to die in the most horrible ways to spread their teachings

@@riccardocirielli, Just because something has followers does not make it true. Just because they died in horrible ways does not make nor prove their teachings true either.

@@samuelschick8813 It does disprove the idea that the disciples made it up, though. Which is the point of the video.

Omgg yes 🤣

I'm so confused why everybody in this comment section is saying nonsense like "yeah, it can't be that Jesus' whole thing was fake, Christianity is definitely the true way!!" Your argument about trans people is honestly not good because trans people are mentally ill (gender dysphoria) and we shouldn't enable that but I agree that all religions are ridiculous. When you apply this kind of argument to Christianity, you have to apply it to all the other religions, like Islam. Why did everybody with Muhammed do what they did although they would get hated and stuff? Because this is the way how religion works, religion works on lies. Religion was never rational because it started as a cult and it is still a cult.

At least they aren´t heaven avoiders like 99,9% of christians.

Why did you chose christianity from thousands of religions? Oh, you didn´t

​@@PROVOCATEURSK And did you choose athiesm? Most didn't.

"intellectually challenge youth and liberals" Why did u write "liberals" twice?

@@PROVOCATEURSK why did u choose atheism? Oh right u didnt

@@PROVOCATEURSK OK; MAYBE NOT THOUSANDS;---BUT I CHOSE FROM A DOZEN;---A COUPLE WITH NO JESUS IN THEM!!!!!!;---&-- I CHOSE NOT TO LEAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Peter The Not So Great!?

Jarett slipped a little. Still funny!

It's called St. Petersburg for a reason.

​​​​@@matthiasmartin1975 Petersburg isn't authentically Russian. Petersburg is a German word since it ends with the suffix -burg, and at one point the city had to be renamed to Petrograd due to the anti-German sentiment during WWI.

@@jrex3575 Nah Peter the ACTUALLY great!

Don't be such a literal minded fact checker. Are you going Woke?

It didn't go over your head. It left the atmosphere.

Not to mention that Jesus revealed himself to more than just his disciples, accounting for more in depth historical records that people encountered Jesus after his death. People seem to completely pass the Bible as completely fictional and ignore doing research to see how the Bible works and that it does actually have a lot of historical records to show its accuracy, though of course the historical aspect of the Bible does have some issues but without a doubt has accuracies. If the Bible is completely fictional it would be quite a surprise to see that much of Europe and western Asia and Middle East were convinced to become largely Christian based for a while in early and even mid AD

r/wooosh

Stop worshipping a guy that created Adolf.

Haha I missed that one! 😂

Wasn't it. They had me laughing out loud throughout.

Supahotfire

That caught me by surprise and made me lol.

what?! how dare you speak like that?! do you realize what you just said?

@@jesus.wants.you.2607 what did he say?

Imagine thinking there were actual guards at the tomb in history

@@Greyz174 What’s your problem? The execution was done by the Romans who knew about the claim of His resurrection. The bible records that guards were placed at the tomb to specifically prevent the disciples stealing the body and claiming He rose again. Poor Roman Decurions, they must’ve been slaughtered for dereliction of duty when Jesus wasn’t found anymore in the grave.

@@peterbassey9668 the bible records that in the way you'd expect it to look of the author of the Gospel of Matthew read the empty tomb story in Mark and saw that there was a plot hole of the body maybe just being stolen, so he added guards at the tomb and had a story that tracks and handles all the potential doubts that someone would have feom reading Mark's open ended empty tomb account. Theres no trace of this is anything else in the bible that talks about the tomb, which would make sense if this was an invention. You have to change the order of events so the angel descending and paralyzing the guards and moving the stone happens before the women get there for it to line up with the other accounts. Mark's account of just some women finding a tomb left open empty was bad "apologetically" speaking so the 3 gospels later added their own embellishments to clear up doubts about the disciples or someone else stealing the body. Either the guards or the disciples not believing the women and checking themselves. If there were Roman guards this story is definitely fake theres no way the high priests could bribe Roman guards to hush up about this and they wouldnt run to the high priests asking what to do. But the story doesnt actually say theyre Roman, they could be temple guards. If there were guards thry woukd probably be temple guards

They even did the 😱 guy

Easter is not one ofYHVH’s Appointed Times. YHVH hates syncretism (read Jeremiah).

Yeah I want my Jewish psyop propaganda fix!

Hey, not every joke can be a banger, but the ones that fall flat can be forgiven if they make a comeback.

No, SnL lost their comedic edge. These guys are all edge bruh all edge

Great meme reference!!!

Absolutely I will be using this in my catechism classes 😂😂

Teaching this argument? Teaching this straw-man more like. No-one makes this argument! Isn't it more likely that Jesus faked dying since he was only on the cross for 6 hours, and thus it was really, easy for him to appear 3 days later and trick the disciples into thinking he rose again?

@@robotnoir5299 Not a strawman at all, atheists make this argument all the time. Not to mention, oh my goodness what a ridiculous theory! I swear each of these skeptical theories is dumber than the last. Ok, lets assume that the Romans who were experts at crucifying somehow messed up and that He also somehow magically survived being stabbed in the side with a spear, which is what the Romans did to make sure someone was dead. So, youre telling me that literally after being crucified He survived in a stone cold tomb for 3 days, didnt bleed out or die of infection or any other way, He stood up on his legs which were pierced with a nail, rolled away the huge heavy stone in front of the tomb, walked away, and all of that after being crucified.... ARE YOU KIDDING ME? You could try writing a fantasy book, I think you would find some success in that area.

​@@robotnoir5299 The Romans guards beat him severely before the crucixfition that he could not carry his cross alone and then pieced a spear in make sure he was dead, so much so that there was a gaping hole in his side. In John 20:27 - the risen Jesus tells Thomas to put his hand in his side and feel for himself! Thomas says "my Lord and My God" and would lie for what reason again?

@@robotnoir5299 People have been making this argument for YEARS. I have been hearing it since I was a kid I am 66.

I was looking for this

@@calvindevries Me too.

Same here!

Been watching the Chosen then saw this Yes I laughed soooo Hard !! My Lord laid down his life for ME and his imperfect unbelieving not understanding disciples showed us that Jesus is the son of God and we are All carried by his matchless Grace!

Homie jesus totally rezurrected. The people who believe in unlimited genders dont believe it. Thats all the proof I need, son.

If the truth is incredible, how do you know it's true?

@@petraravn5421 the same apostles people who spent much of their lives following jesus see him perform miracles and see him risen They didn't just believe in Jesus they themselves saw and lived with jesus and that is why they never denied the truth even in the greatest torture because they knew the truth Jesus rose and proved to be God

@@Dust54321 "they never denied the truth even in the greatest torture" How do you know this ever happened?