If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - THE FINAL EPISODE (April's Fools) 

Yes. And sly marbo betrays horus offscreen

oh no

I wish they hadn't plus its irredeemable since they spoiled the rest of it which sucks.

Not yet. Alfabusa lives!

@@terriblecompany1588 STOMP STOMP

Horus Lupercal (wild bill crashes through the ceiling after his disastrous expedition into the eye of terror,the remains of his ork army guzzling fungus beer as he pulls himself out of his crashed ship,covered in scratches and lipstick,as well as various shaped hickeys)my....god...in heaven....wait,FUCKING HORUS?(collapses into unconsciousness,the orks meanwhile make themselves busy fraternizing with the remaining slaaneshi daemons wild bill didn't kill)

No, he said, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTT

And SINDRIIIIIIIIIIII is going to stab them all in the back

yep

@@horuslupercal483 why would anyone side with you over the golden boi

aptspire if

The Imperium is fucked

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Sly is in the long con to be emperor

Is sly marbo the Chuck Norris of 40k

It's an April fools joke because sly marbo would never serve chaos

@@dominicvucic8654 chaos would serve him

@@butterbean4215 Sly Marbo is chaos undevided as well as the astronomican and the Emperor's Soul

@@dominicvucic8654 actually the April fool's thing is just stating that the rest of the series is a joke because Sly marbo is the emperor

@The God Emperor holy shit what terrible creature it must be to frigthen u my lord

The Mega-Arachnids will *always* be relevant.

Squats are back apparently.

Except malal, cause fuck em thats why

nah squats are back bAYBEEEEEEEEEE

Sly Marbo isn’t irrelevant to 40k, 40k is irrelevant to Sly Marbo.

MultiCommissar maybe now imperial citizens will be able to stomach the big E's mercy bars with the help of a bit of sodium chloride.

Also don't forget potato hydroponics.

There is now a large section of the warp made of pure salt.

@@omarabe26 and tomato

Apparently, had Horus actually succeeded in killing the Emperor, the sheer horror of what he had done would have temporarily broken the Chaotic hold on his spirit, and his mind and heart would utterly and irrevocably break, sending him into a grief and self-hate fuelled rampage in which he would have slaughtered every living soul on his flagship, followed by the entirety of Terra.

felynecomrade Sounds like my average Wednesday night.

source?

Mojew Jewjew I don’t know the direct source material but 40k theories video “what if Horus won the civil war” covers it pretty nicely and he list his sources

Emperor: k, here ya go. Just sit here. Horus: wait really? Your more pathetic than i THOUGHT Emperor, leaving: btw if yoy get up now Everyone here will die

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@wpusd1234 he threw himself in front of an attack ment to kill the emperor and convinced him to finally kill Horus

@wpusd1234 yeah, they made some bullshit where it was actually just a story that evolved from a guardsman defending a banner of the Emperor from some random Son of Horus or something.

The man with titanic balls! *thunderous applause*

With millions more on the way I hope you Did say you would not be the only one

We're all doomed.

*****How to win against Sly Marbo: You don't. Bent over, and hope it'll be over soon. Thankfully GW removed him from Astra Militarum in current edition. For now.

cupulate how about fast forward everything to 112. M42, as powerful as Sly Marbo he is only a un-altered mortal soldier even he will succumb to natural aging, which is something that nearly means nothing to demi-gods (sorry this was the one word that most accurate word I could use) such as the Astartes, Custodes, the Primarchs and the Emperor.

Adam Baker You don't fast forward time unless Sly Marbo gives you permission to.

***** that moment when sly marbo appears in game turns to face a Tau XV104 Riptide Battlesuit says "Im fucking havin that" then proceeds to dodge Overwatch of a magnitude of a small moving fortress and destroys it with a very large knife. Sly marbo = James Bond, Chuck Norris and Arnold schwarzenegger rolled into one or the second comming either or haha

You are lying. There is no way that Sly Marbo would need the squats help.

he threw the squats at horus like rocks, turning both into a fine red paste

@@nervix7096 doesnt mean they wont

Kain Beamsley This man Sly Marbo-s

Marbo brezerkers

Alex Hackett dude idk why I was dying at that one

In my opinion “chucklefucko” is that tiny bit better

Three years later I still see this comment and I laugh every time.

Emperor: "You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy chaos not join them!"

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(Sly Marbo reverses time before the incident and makes sure he won’t join that easily)

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Ah yes the ideas of the white scars are great indeed

Illegal clown word

@@andressotil4671 I thought you said Clown world and I thought that was a type of planet in 40K

What episode

@@deltaturnip9247 White Scars, iirc.

*He 'as a pretty stronk choppa, a booma, 'es even fasta den one 'o dem Space 'umies, an' to toppit all off, green iz best, and he' wearin' loads of it!*

Now thats just op af

that guy, over yonder basically 40k is a table top game using d6s. Deep strike is purposely declaring your units in “reserve”. They are not deployed on the table top before the game strays but rather may drop into any point on the table at any time. Scattering is a function of deep strike in which your unit deployed is off course of where they wanted to be. so strength measures how strong a weapon is while AP measure armor piercing. Space marines have toughness 4 so they die very easily against Str 8 weapons. Whenever a unit is wounded they must make an armor or cover save based on a d6 on whether they can Just tank the wound. Sly Marbo hits on a 2+ (2-6) on a d6. And I stands for initiative (the scale being 1-10 with 10 the highest) Spacemarine commanders are around 100 points decked out and can’t do everything Sly Marbo can.

@that guy, over yonder Deep striking is the ability to set your model up anywhere on the board and he did it without fail or error, or the chance he'd end up somewhere unexpected Scattering is when your deep strike goes wrong and you end up somewhere unexpected Strength 8 - in terms of the time you compare Strength to Toughness, which mean it was enough to double Space Marines and kill them on a 3 or higher, rolled on one die, and could punch through tanks even though most guns couldn't, and it would ignore armor which prevented injury in a 2 or higher, so it ignored the best armor in the game. Blast mean you dropped a 6 inch template on the location and every model under it took a shot. Cover saves were just like armor except you always got them. Sly also could be hit multiple times without dying, hence "wounds" It means he would hit any enemy and cause an actual injury on a 2 or better, and he would attack before anything that had a lower I or initiative than he did, which was most things. Most characters cost 100 or 150 points so yes very cheap. Very cost effective.

10k army of nothing but sly marbos

and i would Fucking bet that Ollanius Pius out of sheer Fucking RAGE at not having his job done properly would Drag himself back Out of Hell right at the emporers side.

"Oh God DAMNIT! Again with this? Alright, let's try this again."

@@datdabdoe1417 Ollanius is a perpetual, confirmed by GW. He's alive out there somewhere.

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@@kindledninja unless his soul was destroyed which can happen in 30k/40k

I am sonlost is it still abt w40k?

Brian Tan Yes?

so lost*

This is an April fools joke right?

Kille Calle dont spoil it. Let ppls panic more!!!

RavensEagle It couldn’t be a tts, it would have to be an ouija board.

Oh cool, i've always wanted to play luigi board

@@user-jm7pd5fp2p *i wanna play call of duty*

@@user-jm7pd5fp2p let's-a-go

@@user-jm7pd5fp2p use a Luigi board to scare the shit outta some demons.

Robert Water Elite 4 and Fire Gym Leader IM GETTIN THE FUCK OUTTA DOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(as marbo flys away with me in his arms)HELP ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don't worry, I'll save yo- aaaaaaaNONONONOaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEONE SAVE MEH! (as Marbo punts me into Low Cadian Orbit)

Shut it you crazy batarian.

Sly Marbo didnt join FUCKING HORUS. FUCKING HORUS joined Sly Marbo.

Stellar Elite Bad? WHATCHU TALKIN' ABOUT, SAMSON.The dialect was spot on.

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I hope the big E will never get reanimated as a person, this could mean an end to TTS series, because he would not need a TTS device

@@SlimaczosPL Maybe he gets reanimated and then crippled again for the meme idk

@@SlimaczosPL "if the emperor didn't need a text to speak device"

Better yet, he's reincarnated, but for whatever reason they can't get his vocal cords back, so he's stuck speaking text to speech

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+AkiraWolf98 Same

+AkiraWolf98 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ya I like the emperor..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

S... so many sly Mario's in one place... and how did they get in there! it must have taken a tactical genius t.... CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!

Well hello. Also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How long has it been? A month? A year? I can't remember

RandoGrunt *slow clap*

HERTIC

Kevin Philbrick Ollanius Pius would like to have a word with you.

Aravo Celta the Space Marine He’s a pussy

As bad as the Emperor came out, he's the ultimate case of "you should see the other guy. "

Literally erased

He got deleted

Wait I thought he literally erased Horus from existence. And Horus was like please do this. I just remember it was a really sad moment where The emperor was a decent father saying I'm sorry Horus But they're going to bring you back and I'm not going to be around to fix it next time. I just remember I was like super sad miss my dad mood during that part of the book

No. The Ultramarines didn't save the day.

@@michaelmalfaro3746 yet

Gulliman barges in the imperial palace after killing a million megarachnids and technobarbarians. Cato Sicarius gets to knock out the old one along the way. Squats dig trenches in the throne room, the emperor punches Goge Vandire out of the stratosphere, the remaining Xenos get destroyed and as Gulliman gets near Horus to duel him. Horus' back explodes as it happens it was Sly Marbo who planned to betray him.

@@AAhmou yup cant ein without that marbo betrayl

Very well great and mighty emperor, cactus juice or cactus smoothie?

Hmm… maybe some sort of martini or milkshake. Either is fine!

The God-Emperor of Mankind There is only The Emperor ! He is our shield and protector ! My face is my shield ! My hair is my sword !

I read this in his voice-over voice hahah

All hail the God Empra of Mankind! He protects!

***** No, it's the greatest heresy of all, Chegorach Day.

Brother Malachai Cegorach*

Elavion Dremorill Ty noble Battle Bruva.

***** Pffft! I'm Deathwatch! It's our job to know!

You still didn't fixed your nickname. That's heresy, and you have been warned before!

Kamina The Great Tzeench: It’s all going as planned!

In the grim darkness of the year 2023 GW is still the worst company I’ve ever seen

They have so far managed to not call the pinkertons on players, so I think wizards of the coast wins that prize

Drew McCarron Chucklefucks.

+MrMobiusfan and I was so happy to have meaty bits again.

***** "Justasplanned Day"

Hiperforteca Either one sounds good.

Orcaman15 today on Justasplanned Day I put faces of creepy Nicolas Cage everywhere in my house ;3

howww about Cegorach Day :3

Tawer Younan This works better with the idea of "fools day" and with Jesters being 'fools'

+thegreeenbeast without even breaking a sweat. maybe a hundred imperators would give him trouble. maybe.

The amount of testosterone sly marbo emits during his battle cry is equivalent to 50 billion space marines beating the shit out of little tryanid mutts with their bare hands

Lord Shiroe still not as manly as a single guardsman

Lord Shiroe Not as manly as the guy who stood before Horus before striking the Emperor

yes

Actually, The Sergeant borrowed Sly Marbo's Shout.

Oh hi! I remember you!

Commisar Tea I also remember me.

Cohen Marlow Yi.

+HERESY heresy

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Klaymen 47 Yup. they'd see that this is a funny April Fools thing. Something I forgot to mention, the Albanian princess is actually just some disease hobo wearing a really dirty childs fairy outfit.

Good old Albanian proncess

Neroth Fuck off you Czech, how is it to live in a dying land with Russia humping you slowly?

AnEnglishBean Is it time for the popcorn already?

AnEnglishBean Fearsome words EnglishBean, It must be really be honor hiding on little island and claim to be winner in 2WW your government is nothing more than bunch of amateurs with hats and my country is not humping by russians you fool, it's only proving how UK is blind and pathetic.

Maybe not the chuck norris joke but slap a ‘everyone is here meme’ over it and bloody hell you got a good time!

For doomguy I'm thinking the *unf* as opposed to a scream