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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is the Worst Movie of the Year 

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@toweypat
@toweypat 10 месяцев назад
Wait--Phoebe steals the dial, uses Jones as a human shield to get away, is perfectly willing to sell the dial to the world's last Nazi--and she ISN'T the villain?!?
@rdep420
@rdep420 10 месяцев назад
They do make her come off as a shitty person.
@LaloSalamancaGaming69
@LaloSalamancaGaming69 10 месяцев назад
She isn’t a villain because she is a strong independent whamen!!!!1!1!!1 She uses her ugly hole to make guys attracted to her and use them,she attacks old people and tries to kill them many times and tried to help nazis but she is a woman so its okay
@AReallyLongAndUnremakableUser
@AReallyLongAndUnremakableUser 10 месяцев назад
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@bigduke2140
@bigduke2140 10 месяцев назад
It is acceptable if a women does it and it is only wrong if a man does it.
@rytlocknroll
@rytlocknroll 10 месяцев назад
Ironic, lol.
@alicegraham1571
@alicegraham1571 10 месяцев назад
The "worst movie" is starting to become a contest for Disney.
@XXLSSBBW
@XXLSSBBW 10 месяцев назад
Not just Disney. ALL OF HOLLYWOOD! I don't bother watching any of the new crap coming out today.
@TheRealDr.Mabuse
@TheRealDr.Mabuse 10 месяцев назад
Never expected Steven Seagal to have any serious competition of "worst movie ever".
@DachshundDogStarluck19
@DachshundDogStarluck19 10 месяцев назад
Disney Classic Remakes are far too worse than this Indiana Jones film.
@cloudshines812
@cloudshines812 10 месяцев назад
My favourite part of this entire movie was when Helena was laughing and cheering about their escape from the bad guys, but only for Indiana to knock some sense into her say that his best friend literally was just shot. Having her immediatly shut up about her inappropriate behavior one second later was honestly the most satisfying thing ever
@ianbestor1528
@ianbestor1528 9 месяцев назад
These people are so awful they don't realize that the "protagonists" they write are seen as villains by normal people and they don't understand it.
@osmanyousif7849
@osmanyousif7849 8 месяцев назад
Unfortunately, this is contradicted by the fact that she shows little care when Indy does bring it up. So yeah, go back to saying, “F**k off, Helena.”….
@chazzitz-wh4ly
@chazzitz-wh4ly 2 месяца назад
And the only consequences she’ll face for being a rabid snatch.
@deltavagen9796
@deltavagen9796 10 месяцев назад
Phoebe calling herself beautiful is the most insane Thing ever... Did she ever actually see herself? 🤮
@datatsushi2016
@datatsushi2016 9 месяцев назад
Yeah, i mean im not one for bodyshaming or calling people ugly But she's supposed to be some sort of really sexy "bombshell" in this that men can't resist and that's simply not the case. You should have cast a Scarlett Johansson or Margot Robbie for that type of role.
@osmanyousif7849
@osmanyousif7849 8 месяцев назад
Hey, everybody hits their stride. She just hit hers when she turned 13.
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 8 месяцев назад
​@@datatsushi2016 Angelina Jolie would've been perfect though 😂
@SurajYadav-rr1ss
@SurajYadav-rr1ss 6 месяцев назад
There's a reason why first season of fleabag was watchable, It actually shows her own reality. A mid nymph who gets slided by almost everyone and cheats on her best friend with her boyfriend which leads to the best friend's death
@tagir9123
@tagir9123 5 месяцев назад
at BEST, a 2
@free_at_last8141
@free_at_last8141 10 месяцев назад
Grab your ankles and take a deep breath Disney, Reaper's back.
@TheStraightestWhitest
@TheStraightestWhitest 10 месяцев назад
💀
@JoshMc420
@JoshMc420 10 месяцев назад
Lol
@StrongandGrand
@StrongandGrand 10 месяцев назад
No lube!
@guygalt1102
@guygalt1102 10 месяцев назад
Was he gone? I'm sure glad he's back, then. He's new to me. Fantastic review! 😎
@Azurethewolf168
@Azurethewolf168 10 месяцев назад
@@StrongandGrand🤨
@MCFrutek
@MCFrutek 10 месяцев назад
*"she's not charismatic enough to be an adventurer, she's not charming enough to be a rough, she's not attractive enough to be a femme fatal, she's not funny enough to be comic relief"*
@johnnycalvino7490
@johnnycalvino7490 10 месяцев назад
A quote by the Drinker, if I'm not mistaken
@MCFrutek
@MCFrutek 10 месяцев назад
@@johnnycalvino7490 Yes it is :)
@cockshield
@cockshield 10 месяцев назад
She's the answer to a question no cinema goer is asking.
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 10 месяцев назад
​@@cockshieldShe's the answer to a question _every_ cinemagoer is asking: "Why did Disney ignore the obvious lesson from Crystal Skull and refuse to let Indy ride off into the sunset with his dignity intact instead of trying to milk the Golden Calf again?"
@kuhanblock9380
@kuhanblock9380 10 месяцев назад
Basically she's nothing
@commandorpirx912
@commandorpirx912 10 месяцев назад
42 years later and Karen Allen is still beautiful, with more more charm and acting talent beaming from a single smile than Fleabag can ever hope to have.
@BaseDeltaZero1972
@BaseDeltaZero1972 9 месяцев назад
I watched the last half hour of the crystal skull on TV the other day (never watched it before)...two things that stood out were that the chase scenes were still fun as Hell, and just how damn happy I was seeing Karen Allen as Marion again. She really lit up the screen.
@thevaccinator666
@thevaccinator666 9 месяцев назад
@@BaseDeltaZero1972 She is perfection.
@SPECTREA-vm7fy
@SPECTREA-vm7fy 9 месяцев назад
Unlike fleabag stinky ahh phobia walls whatever
@marbellaotaiza801
@marbellaotaiza801 8 месяцев назад
I just love that people calls her fleabag instead of her actual name...
@wingthomaux
@wingthomaux 10 месяцев назад
KK is literally rubbing into George‘s face over and over again how she’s succeeding him, at this point I genuinely believe she absolutely hated him over all those years and this is her way getting back at him
@CowboyRobot2000
@CowboyRobot2000 9 месяцев назад
There's a rumor he might buy it back at a discount...
@dannyknightblade4592
@dannyknightblade4592 4 месяца назад
​@@CowboyRobot2000 Even if George Lucas does buy it back, it's still horrible all the damage Kathleen Kennedy has already done to Lucas's creations.
@CowboyRobot2000
@CowboyRobot2000 4 месяца назад
@@dannyknightblade4592 Some might say irreparably.
@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw
@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw 4 месяца назад
@@CowboyRobot2000 God willing, but he cannot erase the abominations that are disney wars and this. At least he could decanonize them, like disney did with the EU, and recanonize the EU as the offiicial canon once more
@Jake-pk4xe
@Jake-pk4xe 10 месяцев назад
New protagonist is - British - brunette - written to be more competent than everyone around her sounds like a Kathleen Kennedy insert
@MAAAAAAAAAA123
@MAAAAAAAAAA123 10 месяцев назад
I dont think Kathleen kennedy is a brit….
@mainstreetsaint36
@mainstreetsaint36 10 месяцев назад
Kathleen Kennedy was born in Berkley, CA. It's called Google or Bing. You could have taken a few minutes, that's it, but I guess you had to make your hate comment as quick as you could.
@conflict7269
@conflict7269 10 месяцев назад
Its febe, only know one other febe and thats girl from hey arnold
@Phonsuk
@Phonsuk 10 месяцев назад
​@@mainstreetsaint36their talking about Rey Palpatine....
@kuhanblock9380
@kuhanblock9380 10 месяцев назад
​@@MAAAAAAAAAA123she also isn't more competent than everyone around her...
@Corehaven22
@Corehaven22 10 месяцев назад
Let's not forget Han Solo was also upstaged by a brunette younger woman. She taught him how to fix his ship he's owned for 50 years. Why does Disney keep making movies where the villains are the heroes and other movies where old heroes become broken old men? I think their moral compass is incredibly off center.
@kamukameh
@kamukameh 10 месяцев назад
Well, because Disney is the villain in the real world, so making this movies is just coping ;-)
@marek_petrovsky
@marek_petrovsky 10 месяцев назад
Because the postmodernist writers can't identify with the hero, they simply don't understand morality.
@kenamaro3942
@kenamaro3942 10 месяцев назад
Yea but...the women are empowered.
@Crichjo32
@Crichjo32 10 месяцев назад
That's because Disney IS the villain.
@JayaMadhavadas
@JayaMadhavadas 10 месяцев назад
YES AND THEY KILLED HANS SOLO,,,THE NITWITS IN HOLLYWWOD !!!
@TheAshMcG
@TheAshMcG 10 месяцев назад
I agree with your feelings 100%. This is an embarrassment and a disaster. This Kathleen woman is nuts, and karma is coming for her.
@TheAshMcG
@TheAshMcG 9 месяцев назад
@@Misery7531 Well the box office did not reflect this, you know what they say about opinions.....
@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw
@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw 4 месяца назад
i hope it comes fast, she is destroying my favorite ips for fun
@carig121
@carig121 10 месяцев назад
KK managed to destroy every franchise she was in charge, hard to not believe it was her plan from the very beginning, the revenge of the coffee maker who hated and envied the talented men she worked for.
@iamtheexaggerator2760
@iamtheexaggerator2760 10 месяцев назад
It's genuinely mind-blowing that the phrase "the worse movie I've seen this year" is so commonly used now. And it's true. Too many Hollywood big budget movies are garbage. The movies no one hears of are the true entertainment.
@blackdynamite_5470
@blackdynamite_5470 10 месяцев назад
The best movie this year is one no one heard about: Mission Impossible 7 That actor is going places
@fmc291
@fmc291 10 месяцев назад
Let’s hope Keanu Reeves and Chad Stahelski never sell the John Wick IP.
@mjones1665
@mjones1665 10 месяцев назад
There can be only one ...
@marcuskahn3783
@marcuskahn3783 10 месяцев назад
Indiana fought nazies just to be mocked & guilt shamed by an insufferable feminist?! He should've just given that Austrian Painter the time machine.
@gshaffer84
@gshaffer84 10 месяцев назад
Who even does these garbage movies anymore, right?
@Nick-hm9rh
@Nick-hm9rh 10 месяцев назад
You know, i slowly understand why harrison ford hates talking about his characters. They just get ruined and ruined
@BTODDTHEG
@BTODDTHEG 10 месяцев назад
He could have said no its also on him for the way they treated his characters literally they wouldnt be able to make these if harrison just said fuck off
@valkrian0974
@valkrian0974 10 месяцев назад
He got a better send off In Bladerunner than both Star Wars and Indiana Jones combined.
@peteywheatstraws4909
@peteywheatstraws4909 10 месяцев назад
​@@valkrian0974 Amen to that.
@Veldtian1
@Veldtian1 10 месяцев назад
Harrison is a devout progressive marxoid lunatic, he chooses to go along with all the atrocities that have been asked of him quite willingly. I'm sad to report..
@luckrequired5382
@luckrequired5382 10 месяцев назад
@@BTODDTHEG In the same way Mark Hamill protested with how he didn't agree with their take on Luke? He'd be in breach of contract and they'd get rid of his character quicker or move ahead without him.
@mizzourita3896
@mizzourita3896 8 месяцев назад
You've literally said everything I was thinking... There were so many stupid things in this movie, my favorite one to make fun of was when the Egyptian Mafia guy wanted to kill phoebe but he was SO in love with her that he changed his mind mid chase and instead of just STOPPING THE CHASE he continued to chase her in that ridiculously long scene screaming "no Helena!" I mean ffs, if he didn't want to kill her just stop the damn car?? Also, I kept watching this movie wondering how the nazi German guy came back to life, I actually thought he had already used the dial to go back in time or something and this was an alternate version of him but no, he just survived getting hit in the head at 80 mph with a metal sign in the beginning of the movie...
@wht-rabt-obj
@wht-rabt-obj 8 месяцев назад
Indy’s best friend is, and always will be, Sallah. Period.
@Loner-Wolf
@Loner-Wolf 10 месяцев назад
I remember in The Temple of Doom where Indiana is fighting one of Bola Ram's henchmen, a big guy wearing a turban. Anyway during the fight a part of the henchmen's turban gets caught in a part of this crushing machine and it starts to suck him in to be crushed. The guy in the turban reaches out to Indi and despite the fact this guy was trying to kill Indi just a moment earlier, Indi tries to help him and pull him out. That is who Indi is, he will try to save you even if you are the enemy. Yet in this crap film the silly bitch actually leaves Indi behind to be killed by the Nazis. Are we meant to like her or hate her?
@mainstreetsaint36
@mainstreetsaint36 10 месяцев назад
Also shot three Nazi Soldiers on a tank. Gunned down several Nazis in that castle. Same castle trapped more Nazis in a burning room with no means of escape. Stuck something in a Nazi soldier's motorcycle wheel, causing the bike to flip in the air killing the soldier upon impact.
@mainstreetsaint36
@mainstreetsaint36 10 месяцев назад
Oh yeah, and caused the Sankara stone to start working and caused Mola Ram to fall to his death.
@Loner-Wolf
@Loner-Wolf 10 месяцев назад
@@mainstreetsaint36 do I get a sense u are upset that indi killed Nazis?🤔
@Loner-Wolf
@Loner-Wolf 10 месяцев назад
@@mainstreetsaint36 do I get a sense that u are upset that indi caused the death of a cult leader that rips the heart out of innocent people?🤔🤔
@Mentelgen-1337
@Mentelgen-1337 10 месяцев назад
reminds me of a jackie chan movie where some guy fell onto burning char coal(unsure) and he helped him up during a fight.
@danielsdimension7828
@danielsdimension7828 10 месяцев назад
The 300 million dollar budget is insane. This will be one of the biggest box office bombs of film history.
@ntal5859
@ntal5859 10 месяцев назад
What you forget the 300 million was to pay the wankers who made this crap, ie they already got paid.
@SmallSpoonBrigade
@SmallSpoonBrigade 10 месяцев назад
In all fairness, that bit at the beginning where they superimposed Harrison Ford's younger face on another actor isn't cheap and the credits are some of the longest I've ever sat through.
@l_ifeefi_l1998
@l_ifeefi_l1998 10 месяцев назад
Thrs a possibility of inflated number for money laundering.
@shayZero
@shayZero 10 месяцев назад
Its by design, its so they can say "you see? Noone wants to see male stories, even the characters they love!" They are playing the long game
@marcuskahn3783
@marcuskahn3783 10 месяцев назад
There've been tonnes of incredible movies that been made by talented people with a production budget at less than a 1000 £s that put these fun genocidal over feminized crackhouses in hollywood to immense shame.
@camerontorres2017
@camerontorres2017 7 месяцев назад
I remember this movie was so bad. The old couple sitting next to me left early 😂
@alyssajones4368
@alyssajones4368 9 месяцев назад
This dude's accent just makes this video 10x hilarious whilst he shits on it 😂
@armonbrown213
@armonbrown213 9 месяцев назад
U can shit on me
@hothotheat3000
@hothotheat3000 10 месяцев назад
Sallah’s monologue about missing the ocean and adventure was genuinely a beautiful piece of writing. In fact, it’s lovely enough that I suspect that Mr Davies ad-libbed it.
@cragler
@cragler 10 месяцев назад
Should have been Sallah instead of Shaw or the kid
@jarrodedson5441
@jarrodedson5441 10 месяцев назад
​@@cragleragreee
@rileyjfosbre6383
@rileyjfosbre6383 10 месяцев назад
I remember the guy showed up in his taxi and he brought Indie to his equally crumby apartment and I just thought “Sallah, why are you here? What did they do to your house?”
@kuhanblock9380
@kuhanblock9380 10 месяцев назад
​@@craglercould've been Sallah's kid that tags along with Indy but KK has something for British brunettes for some reason
@osmanyousif7849
@osmanyousif7849 9 месяцев назад
I still find it hard to believe that John Rhys-Davies would sign on for about five minutes in this movie. Although it's ironic, since he didn't want to be in the fouth movie since his role was mostly a cameo. Oh, but he thought this movie was worth his time? Talk about priorities.....
@kenamaro3942
@kenamaro3942 10 месяцев назад
This is what you do when you hate a fan base, destroy everything they love while insulting them. K K is to Disney what Alissa Heinershied is to Budweiser !!
@Willowy13
@Willowy13 10 месяцев назад
Krazyleen Kennedy is the first femalee to be part of the Hall of Fame where Freddie Krugger, Jason, Ghostace and Michael Myers are already immortalised. And, since the force is female, she should be Mayor of it because she butchered all the franchises/potential franchises under her care, destroyed her company and took Mickey Mao with her.❤️👏
@Peppers19781978
@Peppers19781978 10 месяцев назад
@@Willowy13 The force is female was a Nike campaign to promote female athletes. Kennedy was wearing a Nike shirt to promote that ad campaign. Moron.
@Peppers19781978
@Peppers19781978 10 месяцев назад
Kennedy has been involved in every Indiana Jones movie since Raiders. Spielberg sought her approval on the Raiders script and she did storyboards on the movie. Her husband Frank Marshall has been involved in every movie as well. Together they co-created Amblin Entertainment with Spielberg. But yeah...they hate the fanbase right? I guess Harrison Ford hates the fans? He was forced to make this? Spielberg helped pick James Mangold to direct and he approved the script. Spielberg was a exec producer on this and heavily praised the movie.
@peteywheatstraws4909
@peteywheatstraws4909 10 месяцев назад
​@@Peppers19781978 So Spielberg approved of it? I'm sure he did, he's not going to come out and announce that his $500 million dollar movie sucks right before it opens. But if it was so great, why did the entire ending have to be re shot, including the score, as John Williams confided while he was in Italy? Why are you all over this thread defending an expensive, pretentious, unnecessary film slam full of unlikable characters and a meandering, pedestrian plot line? Why are you so invested in promoting this film? It only discredits you and your ability to be taken seriously, this is so common among leftists, who champion thugs, criminals, and rotten behavior in general, then get pissed when others don't tag along.
@Luke101
@Luke101 10 месяцев назад
I’m a die hard Indy fan and this movie was good. Was it as good as the originals? Not even close. Was Helena unlikeable? Yeah. But Indy was awesome in this film and it’s better than Crystal Skull by a mile
@CDbiggen
@CDbiggen 10 месяцев назад
So great to finally hear a youtuber swear because they're not afraid of losing that shit ad revenue. Honestly sick of the others pussyfooting around saying and showing certain things for fears of having the vid removed or demonitised. Also equally amazing and not unappreciated is you using actual movie clips from the pieces of shit so we can see how bad it really is instead of trailer clips looped, or some cringe avatar. Some of them do good reviews and work, but you're really puttting them to shame rn.
@dbnews1430
@dbnews1430 10 месяцев назад
Indiana Jones didn't want to kill himself at the end. It was more just to experience the time period that he only knew from books. When asked about his injury, he said he would be fine. The Kathleen Kennedy character in this movie that hurt the movie. With some simple editing out her scenes, the movie would be much better.
@sleekemu356
@sleekemu356 10 месяцев назад
When I heard that Mutt just died offscreen I felt like I'm being assaulted in every possible way mentally. I have never in my life feel like wanting to punch a character's face so hard and aliens being in indiana jones in more believable than some ancient greek guy inventing some time machine.
@l_ifeefi_l1998
@l_ifeefi_l1998 10 месяцев назад
Had Harrison ford refused to reprise his role, mutt would have died with him together... offscreen 😂😂😂
@SmallSpoonBrigade
@SmallSpoonBrigade 10 месяцев назад
Watch the movie, it is a writing decision that makes a lot more sense than it sounds when you just hear it.
@LordsofMedia
@LordsofMedia 10 месяцев назад
How is a clock a time machine? Time travel is dumb.
@nozzer2002
@nozzer2002 10 месяцев назад
Mutt should have picked up the reins,NOT die off screen,what a turd of a movie !
@marcuskahn3783
@marcuskahn3783 10 месяцев назад
Indiana Jones begs painter from Austria to forgive his long fought crusade against him after realizing the futures full of over feminized scumbags when he uses the time machine to go back to his own.
@jeffleake1960
@jeffleake1960 10 месяцев назад
She actually tries to get indy killed on more than 1 occasion , and we're meant to route for her are we ?
@JimH.
@JimH. 10 месяцев назад
root
@Anayoth
@Anayoth 10 месяцев назад
Yes
@Phantom86d
@Phantom86d 10 месяцев назад
​@@JimH.No. Man's right. It would be better to route her in a different direction. Away from a camera. Or any other human beings with common sense and decency. The only reason I would root for her is to lead her into a water canal with no escape.
@conflict7269
@conflict7269 10 месяцев назад
Lol she definitely aint getting her own spinoff
@JimH.
@JimH. 10 месяцев назад
@@Phantom86d Ooook but it's still incorrect usage.
@ryantrudell4686
@ryantrudell4686 10 месяцев назад
Wow - great summary. I was so bored watching this movie, that I just sort of lost track of all the dumb, inane plot points and things that were happening. After watching this... I'm realizing the plot holes, inconsistent character motivations, silly movie logic, was actually a LOT worse than I thought. Teddy... kidnapped and the villains speed away in a van. Indy/Helena are concerned for Teddy... "We have to save him!" 30 seconds later they're at some Greek ruins, giddily exploring a cave, with almost no thought or concern for Teddy. Not even a casual mention of how they get him back. Then of course, the fact they arrive to the ruins AFTER Indy/Helena makes zero sense.
@Drgnbreath7221
@Drgnbreath7221 10 месяцев назад
Thank you so much for this review. Spot on. I feel at this point we need to rally and post more bad reviews on the official trailer pages. LF can hire all the bots they want to give "best movie of the summer" reviews but they can't take down ours. This sh*thole of a studio needs to see that the fans have really, like really, not even hyperbole, have had enough.
@adamkares7549
@adamkares7549 10 месяцев назад
The final nail in Lucasfilm's coffin. It's insane how much George Lucas' hand picked successor destroyed his legacy, apparently Kennedy truly hated George and given the first opportunity to destroy his company and legacy, she did.
@Kjllo1216
@Kjllo1216 10 месяцев назад
One of the biggest mistakes he'll ever have in his whole life giving it to Kennedy. Its been over for a long time since 2012 when he signed it away. Now the shock is finally settling in, the end
@zoneundertop
@zoneundertop 10 месяцев назад
Sounds like Bud Lite event, 900% failure.
@JimH.
@JimH. 10 месяцев назад
My theory is she wanted him and he wasn't interested. If it was the other way around, he wouldn't have given her the job. So in revenge, she shits on everything he created.
@edmundcharles5278
@edmundcharles5278 10 месяцев назад
Maybe Indy is personification of George L.
@domm6812
@domm6812 10 месяцев назад
George got huge amounts of help from his ex wife and other people making the first starwars movies. He was an ideas man (great ideas to be sure) but was terrible at making them work on screen, which is why the prequels turned out how they did when he got full creative control. Lucas worked best in collaboration with others to balance or smooth things out, otherwise his choices weren't good ....and I think KK was another one of his bad choices he made alone. She, like him should never have had full creative control.
@andrasbesenyei8923
@andrasbesenyei8923 10 месяцев назад
How could they do this to Gimli and Han Solo? Damn bastards.
@hadryantar
@hadryantar 10 месяцев назад
The actors have some part to play in this disaster because they agreed to make this shit. As an actor they read the script and all that and they said: well, let's do this for... money. People should boycott these type of movies and the actors should be spit in the face on the street. 😂
@IcaroRamosDM
@IcaroRamosDM 10 месяцев назад
Gimli?
@andrasbesenyei8923
@andrasbesenyei8923 10 месяцев назад
@@IcaroRamosDM Sallah is played by the same actor as Gimli in The Lord of The Rings.
@IcaroRamosDM
@IcaroRamosDM 10 месяцев назад
@@andrasbesenyei8923 Cool, I didn't know that, thanks ^-^
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 10 месяцев назад
The Rings of Fleabag
@schris3
@schris3 10 месяцев назад
5:15 The cartoons I watched as a kid when they were doing chases, the heroes lose the villains by their craftiness and ingenuity, until in the final act the villains appeared out of nowhere for suspense, simple but effective, but they weren't able to do that, as you said the sheer level of incompetence from the writers is outstanding.
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 10 месяцев назад
Kronk: "By all accounts, it doesn't make any sense."
@lonewolf9578
@lonewolf9578 10 месяцев назад
If Kathleen still has her job after this then she has to know where some bodies are buried
@ch3nz3n
@ch3nz3n 10 месяцев назад
"Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny is the Worst Movie of the Year... so far." That seems more accurate.
@christopherregan1654
@christopherregan1654 10 месяцев назад
The Marvels will probably be even worse and more insufferable than this.
@toldyouso5588
@toldyouso5588 10 месяцев назад
Should have been called Indiana Jones bends over to hyena mock penis.
@shalotstage
@shalotstage 10 месяцев назад
​​​​@@christopherregan1654h it probably will be MORE INSUFFERABLE, BUT the difference is that VIRTUALLY NOBODY CARES ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS BEING RUINED. I know I give two flying Fs for that movie to be a pile of 💩, because its characters are already terrible and insufferable BEFORE the movie is released. IN THE CASE OF INDIANA JONES: INDY'S CHARACTER IS LOVED AND HAS BEING LOVED FOR OVER 30 YEARS...so to give a loved character SUCH A CRAPPY MOVIE CAN'T BE BEATEN so easy this year. Unless another loved character is destroyed this year, but I dont think that will happen OR AT LEAST I HOPE SO 😑😑😑
@Misery7531
@Misery7531 10 месяцев назад
That's not accurate at all
@ch3nz3n
@ch3nz3n 10 месяцев назад
@@Misery7531 Box office numbers and consumer reviews say otherwise.
@AMLCOrey
@AMLCOrey 10 месяцев назад
I see why theatres are empty. Gee, even in my 20s when we made garage-films, we did better things.
@SkylerLoveheart
@SkylerLoveheart 10 месяцев назад
"This movie was a piece of sht, and it was designed that way". lmao
@SimonLeicester
@SimonLeicester 8 месяцев назад
It was going so well until Phoebe Waller Bridge turned up. What were they thinking.
@Misery7531
@Misery7531 6 месяцев назад
WTF is wrong with her
@pduronhamiltonarch
@pduronhamiltonarch 10 месяцев назад
I didn’t really understand until now the subconscious plot of KK getting "revenge" on Lucas & Spielberg for having to serve them early in her career. It’s almost Shakespearean in scope ….. and would make a really interesting movie ….
@Willowy13
@Willowy13 10 месяцев назад
She was also rejected by one them (or both). That is one scorned woman.
@LordsofMedia
@LordsofMedia 10 месяцев назад
Phoebe whats her face can play Kathleen
@peteywheatstraws4909
@peteywheatstraws4909 10 месяцев назад
​@@LordsofMedia I think that's the idea in this ratchet assed movie.
@JimH.
@JimH. 10 месяцев назад
I've long been wondering who it was that hurt KK. Was it Lucas? Did he hit on her or somehow demean her? Or was it she hit on him and was rejected? He was divorced from Marcia for quite a while. Either way, she's gone a long way for revenge.
@SlimSamari
@SlimSamari 10 месяцев назад
​@@JimH.Sounds like a crazy chick who didn't get the message that no means no.
@azzburgersaf1973
@azzburgersaf1973 10 месяцев назад
Just got done watching Critical Drinker's review and now I'm checking this one out. The biggest problem with the story is the Kathleen Kennedy self insert Mary Sue character. The writers didn't know what was going to define her, so she is basically multiple characters smashed into one. One moment, she is a Comic Relief joker, the next she is a seductive Femme Fatale, and a few minutes later, she's a geeky bookworm, and then she's a cynical cold roguish money hungry woman that isn't afraid to do what she can to get rich, even left good guy Indy to die. The actress doesn't have the range to perform all the roles and it doesn't help that she must always win arguments and be the Moral Crusader who is always right when she is a damn PoS.
@ronarnold1507
@ronarnold1507 10 месяцев назад
If she had just been the comedy relief/bookworm akin to Evie from The Mummy, I think she would have done okay.
@lmahu6627
@lmahu6627 10 месяцев назад
​@@ronarnold1507Well, Evie was a likable character. I don't know if the writers at Disney can do that.
@Powermad-bu4em
@Powermad-bu4em 10 месяцев назад
@@lmahu6627 Evie was charming and beautiful. These qualities in women are apparently illegal in this day and age.
@lmahu6627
@lmahu6627 10 месяцев назад
@@Powermad-bu4em Don't forget, she loved a man and married him. That's an even bigger no-no for women nowadays.
@marcuskahn3783
@marcuskahn3783 10 месяцев назад
I bet Indiana Jones is regretting his long crusade against the painter from Austria after getting mocked & guilt tripped by a insufferable mansplaining d*k3 on his way to the grave.
@louisdehart9810
@louisdehart9810 10 месяцев назад
Just tried watching obi-won series again and honestly have never been so bored, I'd honestly feel more entertained watching you talk about the series than the series it's self.
@johnadams-wp2yb
@johnadams-wp2yb 10 месяцев назад
I blame Ford for not having the integrity to tell them to feck off with their film.
@Zantsak
@Zantsak 10 месяцев назад
I love how you killed this movie, not just by critiquing it but also by showing bootleg scenes😂😂😂
@PhantomFilmAustralia
@PhantomFilmAustralia 10 месяцев назад
I never "Like" a video before completing, but when I heard, _"She is an evil smug, Mary-Sue, and an all round unlikeable cnut"_ I hit that "Like" button right away. 😂
@l_ifeefi_l1998
@l_ifeefi_l1998 10 месяцев назад
Sounds like almost all female protagonist in Hollywood today
@Azurethewolf168
@Azurethewolf168 10 месяцев назад
⁠@@l_ifeefi_l1998because they are basically spoon fed everything from a young age or as they get older, they are privileged and entitled and basically are given stuff just for being a woman.
@aronbond
@aronbond 10 месяцев назад
hahaha nice one phantom
@clintoruss153
@clintoruss153 10 месяцев назад
​@@l_ifeefi_l1998100%
@monsteranne7324
@monsteranne7324 10 месяцев назад
Shes not a Mary Sue, Indy saves her life at least 3 tmes during the movie. You really have to see it, its no where near as bad as these angry white guys make out.
@harvickfan100
@harvickfan100 10 месяцев назад
“Brown short round” Hysterical!!!
@1003196110031961
@1003196110031961 10 месяцев назад
Kathleen Kennedy hates all strong male lead characters and has done a pretty good job at destroying them, but has failed miserably at creating a likeable strong female lead. She learned nothing while working with James Cameron. He didn’t create the character of Ripley in Aliens but sure as hell he expanded on it and gave us a very likeable badass strong female lead.
@Didymuss1
@Didymuss1 10 месяцев назад
I recently watched The Raiders of the Lost Ark, and it's still an absolutely phenomenal film. Very sad yet entirely unsurprising to see the series fall so low. Edit: Comments tell me I got the name wrong and I meant Last Crusade. Whoops.
@skychieftain
@skychieftain 10 месяцев назад
Lol raiders of the lost ark is a dog crap movie. 😂😂 Just as bad if not worse than this one
@gamblingyoda8522
@gamblingyoda8522 10 месяцев назад
@@skychieftain WTF are you smoking? 🤡🚬
@skychieftain
@skychieftain 10 месяцев назад
@@gamblingyoda8522 i don't need to smoke like you lot in order to get my brain to work. I understand you all are blinded by nostalgia and just want to desperately make this movie seem worse than the previous ones but it wasn't. Raiders was just as crap as this one
@V0YAG3R
@V0YAG3R 10 месяцев назад
@@skychieftain And communism and islam are religions of peace 😂😂
@John-fk2ky
@John-fk2ky 10 месяцев назад
@@skychieftain The fact that Raiders did excellently at the box office and spawned a franchise that included two more films in relatively quick succession, another’s film much later, and then had this film made suggests that you’re wrong to the point of being impossible to take seriously.
@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord 10 месяцев назад
At this point you have to believe that Kennedy has some serious dirt on some high up members of either Disney or Lucasfilm. How else would she still have a job?
@shalotstage
@shalotstage 10 месяцев назад
ABSOLUTELY THIS!!!. When she RUINED SW with her "the force is female" SH@T, destroying such a billionare franchise, I was so surprised THAT mistake didnt take her head out of her shoulders. I ALWAYS THOUGHT about it: she was basically a "secretary" for this big old guys who PROBABLY should have made some dirty stuff at that time. SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH, AND HAVE SEEN A LOT, so BIG OLD GUYS ARE SCARED AF of her, because I am sure she told them at some point of her failures: "IF I AM GOING DOWN, YOU ALL ARE COMING WITH ME". Basically she is blackmailing many people in the industry, and that was preserving her work and position of power, YET. If not that, I CANT UNDERSTANT HOW HOLLYWOOD IS SUCH A KIND AND COMPASIONATE INDUSTRY that can forgive an employee who lose billions of dollars without any repercution. Hollywood people is so nice, hahaha😂😂😂. In a common work, if you broke something expensive(not a billionarie franchise) they sent you home, or make you pay with your money at least. And I am sure, not all the money KK owns can make up for the money lost in SW and now INDIANA JONES...
@davemeads859
@davemeads859 10 месяцев назад
She was their PA for decades she's definitely got copies of flight logs to a certain island 🏝️🏖️
@danfuerthgillis4483
@danfuerthgillis4483 10 месяцев назад
She knows of their private trips to "EpSTAIN" island.
@zenkuei390
@zenkuei390 10 месяцев назад
and yet the ignorant sheeple masses keep cheering these suspect rich people on for some reason. "star wars saved my life" ... "i wish george lucas would blah blah blah and he reminds me of my sweet old grandpa!" what if he's actually a complete jerk to deal with and was buddy buddy with epstein just like bill gates and donald trump and joe biden and all these other disney and democrat weirdos, who keep lying to cover up everything about their relationship with epstein, who they more than likely put a hit out on. I'm supposed to just shutup, pretend not to notice, and somehow enjoy your stupid cringey gay movies filled with all kinds of weird morally bankrupt messages? she doesn't "have dirt on them" like the rest of the internet keeps implying. she's another Ghislaine Prison Karen Maxwell. she should be given multiple lie detector tests, tried and convicted for her crimes, and sentenced to hang, but that'll never happen because our two-tier system country has too much unearned sympathy for her as she's a rich white hollywoke wah-man.
@DachshundDogStarluck19
@DachshundDogStarluck19 10 месяцев назад
Do I have to remind you that K. K. had worked with the Indiana Jones franchise for years? And no, she didn't leave behind or kill off Indiana Jones in Dial of Destiny's "finished" ending. I've seen the movie twice, and I'll see it again for the third time just to piss off these pro-FOX news overhaters of Dial of Destiny!!
@ThamosProductions
@ThamosProductions 10 месяцев назад
Indy 4 looking like a masterpiece after this release. Crazy how times change.
@colorin81colorado
@colorin81colorado 10 месяцев назад
This is a great review of a horrible movie, thank you because you suffeed so we did not have to! You have gained a new sub, cheers from Brisbane Australia!
@jackthumbikomkandawire8591
@jackthumbikomkandawire8591 10 месяцев назад
The Drinker-Reaper combo. A fantastic addition to my weekend. Nice one, chaps. You've saved me two and a half hours 😄😄👍
@sualgoodman3721
@sualgoodman3721 10 месяцев назад
So you haven’t even seen the movie to form your own opinion
@henrygambles3652
@henrygambles3652 10 месяцев назад
@@sualgoodman3721I have and it’s Dogshit!
@VashStarwind
@VashStarwind 10 месяцев назад
@@sualgoodman3721 All these bots trying to reverse psychology people into seeing the movie lmao
@Lintahlo
@Lintahlo 10 месяцев назад
@@sualgoodman3721 Cope.
@sjdrifter72
@sjdrifter72 10 месяцев назад
@@sualgoodman3721 So you're one of the mindless sheep that continuously gives money to Disney to watch their woke shit so that they will continue making more of it?
@MMCUSN
@MMCUSN 10 месяцев назад
Indy while tough cared about the people around him and would try to protect and save them even at the risk of his own life. He was resourceful, smart and capable enough to do it. Eventually. The stories would have several minor cliff hangars that eventually led to the final major dramatic encounter where you were at the edge of your seat. This Helena Marysue is made the center of attention, the know it all, the desire of all males and far more capable than she realistically would be. It is funny that the only way a feminist female can be like that is in a work of fiction. 😆 She tosses away anyone who she can't use or manipulate to do her bidding which is much more in line with reality. KK and other feminists has proven they are incompetent on a Billion dollar level, when left to their own stupidity. No one is wanting to share their pathetic versions of story telling, where of course they blame every one but themselves for their failures.
@JimH.
@JimH. 10 месяцев назад
This is what I don't understand. Now I'll confess right off the bat that I'm a straight, white male so clearly I'm incapable of "getting it," 🙄but how are these unlikeable, arrogant, misandristic characters supposed to benefit women? Arrogance isn't attractive, snide isn't sexy, hatred isn't hot. I simply don't get how this is supposed to be empowering.
@JsscRchlDrsy
@JsscRchlDrsy 10 месяцев назад
Ummm, do you remember him in the first half of TOD. He was not a good guy.
@lonewolf9578
@lonewolf9578 10 месяцев назад
@@JsscRchlDrsyfunny how you ignore the rest of the film He went on his own to steal the stones but took a risk by distracting the slave drivers only to lead to him getting captured. When he was being whipped and he saw they were doing it to Short Round as well he tried to get them to leave him alone. And then the moment he gets free of mind control and saves Willie he immediately goes to free the child slaves from the Thugee cult. Indiana Jones is a flawed but good person, caring about his friends, family and innocent people, like all good hero characters should be. Which is something that Helena isn’t
@LordMalice6d9
@LordMalice6d9 10 месяцев назад
Lucasfilm is obsessed with destroying and emasculating every classic and likable male hero that they have ever had, be if Luke Skywalker or Indiana Jones.
@etsequentia6765
@etsequentia6765 10 месяцев назад
@@JsscRchlDrsy Ummm, nothing he does in the first half of TOD gets close to the double crossing, greedy, egocentric and self-absorbed actions by her. And she's even gleeful about it. She does all the things men are constantly blamed and shamed of, but apparently it's okay because she's a woman.
@misterfischer2177
@misterfischer2177 10 месяцев назад
That $300 million they spent wasn't totally wasted, I got to see your review of it. Nice one 👍
@lifeneedsmorechill
@lifeneedsmorechill 10 месяцев назад
It's honestly amazing how the right connections and having money can make the shitiest fan fiction into a movie
@erynlasgalen1949
@erynlasgalen1949 10 месяцев назад
I will say without irony or apology that I wrote better Indiana Jones fanfiction forty years ago. At least I knew how NOT to write a MarySue.
@crashdown903p
@crashdown903p 10 месяцев назад
Can we also talk about how the "Ruins" in Sicily are essentially a place tourists go to visit. They pulled up to it and a worker at the site says its closed. yet somehow just a 5 minutes walk into the cave Archimedes tomb?..... You're telling me over all the years no one found it? Every archeologist missed it?
@bushslice281
@bushslice281 10 месяцев назад
Indiana Jones is one of the first movies I ever remember loving as a kid and it makes me so sad and upset to see that Disney is ruining everything the franchise has done with one movie. This will be the only Indiana Jones movie I don’t go see
@aronbond
@aronbond 10 месяцев назад
smart move bush
@rdep420
@rdep420 10 месяцев назад
It's not as bad as the hate peddlers are saying. They went fully in on it sucking that they can't pull back now. I hate Kennedy and want her gone, but Mangold did a good job.
@Kthomasritchie
@Kthomasritchie 10 месяцев назад
@@rdep420 Mangold is a pretty average director.
@Veldtian1
@Veldtian1 10 месяцев назад
This life is driven by a relentless spiritual war waged on any goodness humanity can muster, so you know, your feelings are warranted and justified.
@JimH.
@JimH. 10 месяцев назад
@@rdep420 It's pretty bad.
@Crichjo32
@Crichjo32 10 месяцев назад
Indy is one of my favourite characters and franchises, that I grew up watching with a lot of fond memories. I wanted to enjoy this film, even if it's done by the poisoned Lucasfilm brand that murdered Star Wars. So sad to see him treated this way. Phoebe Waller Bridge has the most slappable face of any woman I know. Except maybe Kathleen Kennedy.
@rogopdp7c
@rogopdp7c 10 месяцев назад
Glad someone had the courage to call Phoebe what she is.
@peteywheatstraws4909
@peteywheatstraws4909 10 месяцев назад
Somebody called her a sodomized corvette a few comments back.
@christopherregan1654
@christopherregan1654 10 месяцев назад
She looks like a bargain basement version of Keira Knightley.
@WH250398
@WH250398 10 месяцев назад
She should keep her abnormally large nose out of movies with iconic male protagonists. Ruined Bond, and now ruined Indy.
@alanknotts1844
@alanknotts1844 10 месяцев назад
She is rubbish, how did she get this part?
@kuhanblock9380
@kuhanblock9380 10 месяцев назад
​@@WH250398if she was this phenomenal writer/actor she would've made more original works instead of using someone else's
@desertfox2000
@desertfox2000 10 месяцев назад
The unlikable Mary Sue and Short Brown adventures with their sidekick Indiana Jones. Indy has become the Willie Scott of this movie.
@lightlyfriedfishfillets829
@lightlyfriedfishfillets829 10 месяцев назад
Short brown lol
@ferociousgustafson4040
@ferociousgustafson4040 10 месяцев назад
How about this? Wombat goes not only through time, but across the universe. She uses Indy’s whip to steal a lightsaber from the Temple of Darth, and learns she’s a Jedi. Dollar Store Short Round hotwires s the millennium falcon, and they team up with Rey to fight crystal skulled space nazis. Right when things are at their darkest, an all female army of Ewoks comes to the rescue. Kathleen, call me.
@jubeaumont6305
@jubeaumont6305 10 месяцев назад
Congratulations on reaching 50,000 subscribers , Reaper ! It doesn't seem like 2 minutes since I was congratulating you on reaching 10k haha! Despite RU-vid doing everything they can to stop you theres no stopping the Reaper Well done bro !
@HungLikeScrat
@HungLikeScrat 10 месяцев назад
What I really don't understand is how these male actors even allow themselves to be emasculated like this. I wouldn't take a role in a movie, knowing the treatment I'm gonna get, and would back out (if I had previously agreed) after seeing the script. Kathleen Kennedy must have some serious dirt on a lot of men.
@Luke101
@Luke101 10 месяцев назад
How was he emasculated? He did more action and killing in this movie than the previous one 💀 Did Marion emasculate him in Raiders when she punched him?
@filthyfrankTV
@filthyfrankTV 10 месяцев назад
Money talks
@HungLikeScrat
@HungLikeScrat 10 месяцев назад
You're kidding, right? Did you see the movie?
@marek_petrovsky
@marek_petrovsky 10 месяцев назад
​@@Luke101What are you smoking?
@su0tin731
@su0tin731 10 месяцев назад
Really? For 30 million dollars $ I could play any role they wanted. I'd even enjoy it.
@babyboomer9560
@babyboomer9560 10 месяцев назад
Tom Cruise would never let this happen to his characters……would he? He was even smart enough to let go of Reacher for a more reasonable replacement
@christopherregan1654
@christopherregan1654 10 месяцев назад
He still has Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning, so if that comes close to the success of Top Gun Maverick, he should definitely be alright.
@hothotheat3000
@hothotheat3000 10 месяцев назад
Nope. That’s why Mav didn’t die in TGM. The younger recruits scoff at him initially, but he kicks their asses and they grow to respect him immensely. He isn’t a dumb guy. He knows that no one wanted to see that character as a sad old depressed man.
@edmundcharles5278
@edmundcharles5278 10 месяцев назад
Harrison Ford should have walked off the set after the first scene was shot! He could have insisted on script character changes!
@KilldozerNY
@KilldozerNY 10 месяцев назад
Stallone treated Rocky with the same respect, letting the character grow into a new role while being respected by the new younger guy .
@autobotstarscream765
@autobotstarscream765 10 месяцев назад
The Church of Scientology has Tom's back, Hollyweird can't neuter him while he's under their protection.
@brainslugged7957
@brainslugged7957 7 месяцев назад
Man - you are seriously harsh. Subscribed!!!
@rick00770
@rick00770 10 месяцев назад
Thank you. It's amazing how bad a movie can be. Subscribed, brother .
@stevehall4771
@stevehall4771 10 месяцев назад
It's sad when a studio, like Disney, thinks (and assumes) that they know what the audience wants. But then ignores feedback from the very people they expect to buy their product. I would agree that the trend began with the last 3 Star Wars films: emasculate male characters, chuck them aside, and then insert a strong female lead. The problem with this formula is that it backfired spectacularly. They gave us two characters (Rey and Helena) that are....meh. The former being uninteresting, and the latter being unlikable. And this is what Disney wants to carry on those franchises? As someone who saw the original Star Wars as a kid, i don't want or care to see a washed up Luke Skywalker. Same with Indiana Jones. Disney did both characters a tremendous disservice and it shows in their final products. But what really makes me mad is that Disney camp is directly blaming fans (such as myself) for the dismal reviews, and refusing to buy their crappy product. I am reminded of the brilliant South Park episode - "The Ring." This sums up everything you need to know about "Disney."
@adamtr1026
@adamtr1026 10 месяцев назад
We'll get another funny episode about indy from south park no doubt. Likely about them desecrating the corpse
@kelaarin
@kelaarin 10 месяцев назад
They don't care what the audience wants (as evidenced by their endless attacks against the fans, who were desperate to tell them). They want the audience to accept what they're given without question.
@zachwinters5387
@zachwinters5387 10 месяцев назад
Helena, the grand daughter Literally laughed and smirked, at the news at Indy’s son died
@viewtifuljoe4412
@viewtifuljoe4412 10 месяцев назад
That was truly messed up
@tommybell1786
@tommybell1786 9 месяцев назад
Disney will never get another dime from me.
@eschelar
@eschelar 10 месяцев назад
A surprisingly gentle and diplomatic stance on a beleaguered film of modern times... The sheer restraint employed in writing this review is little short of legendary.
@Douglasman123
@Douglasman123 10 месяцев назад
R.I.P Indiana Jones .. you deserved a better send off . Say what you want about Kingdom of the Crystal Skull , but it was a somewhat ok end .
@Kjllo1216
@Kjllo1216 10 месяцев назад
I thought it was a beautiful ending. Happily married and was ready ti enjoy the rest of his days
@peteywheatstraws4909
@peteywheatstraws4909 10 месяцев назад
​@@Kjllo1216 Happily sedated and dying from cirrhosis. Great.
@celticgibson
@celticgibson 10 месяцев назад
@@Kjllo1216 How can he enjoy his days when he's accused of murdering the people in the school?
@Kjllo1216
@Kjllo1216 10 месяцев назад
@@celticgibson If this new movie didn't exist, what I said would have happened.
@michaelcoslo6497
@michaelcoslo6497 10 месяцев назад
Despite the popular narrative, Old men do not suddenly become weak, confused, and stupid. Those of us who have made something of ourselves retain all of that strenght and knowledge, until we become senile or dead.The mouse house is aygeist, and saxxist.
@Harpagio
@Harpagio 10 месяцев назад
Don't forget that Phoebe Waller-Bridge is a lead writer for the upcoming Tomb Raider Amazon show.
@kallias.3503
@kallias.3503 10 месяцев назад
Oh shit
@ToddSweeney341
@ToddSweeney341 10 месяцев назад
Indiana Jones and The Denial of Disney 😂😂😂😂
@savagesavant4964
@savagesavant4964 10 месяцев назад
Considering how Matt & Trey from SouthPark reacted to what Lucas & Spielberg done to Indiana's legacy a few yrs ago .....I cant imagine how they'd react to this one.
@FULANODETAL
@FULANODETAL 10 месяцев назад
They Will not say something as they did say nothing about Rey
@benceszarvas5464
@benceszarvas5464 10 месяцев назад
I'm sure they did not watch the Disney Star Wars movies because if you remember there was an anti Disney Star Wars episode way before the Force Awakens came out. They were already against Disney. Only the Mandalorian got a little bit screen time in SP. And later of the season Butters mentions that even that show is slowly falls apart.( that was around season 2) Trey Parker is a huge lego Star Wars fan(the making of an episode of South Park documentary) so he probably hates Disney even more now.
@mrbigglezworth42
@mrbigglezworth42 10 месяцев назад
@@benceszarvas5464 You mean the episode where they show the CCP take over the Star Wars IP over Disney because even they knew the Mouse would ruin it?
@Drak976
@Drak976 10 месяцев назад
They've sort of changed a lot the last 2-3 years. Or looking back this is probably who they always were. Members season 1 Big lgbt Al? Failed to mention that even though they're only 3% of the population they commit 30% of the noncing. 10x more likely. But don't be a bigot. That was always Matt Stone and Trey Parker. As soon as one of them married a dark skinned lady suddenly Token was Tolkien all along take THAT.
@benceszarvas5464
@benceszarvas5464 10 месяцев назад
@@mrbigglezworth42 Yes the one when they want Obama again as president so he can prevent the Star Wars sequels. Of course Cartman is on Disney's side.
@peteyd1984
@peteyd1984 10 месяцев назад
At least we have Mission Impossible coming out next week, to save us from this torrent of dogshit we've been served recently.
@insertnamehere8121
@insertnamehere8121 10 месяцев назад
You might think Tom Cruise is a quack personally, but he's been involved in SO MANY good movies that its pretty much a safe bet to just saying "screw it" and buy a ticket when a new film he's headlining comes out. Additionally, he's got a great personality and approach as it relates to the audience of his projects.
@IcaroRamosDM
@IcaroRamosDM 10 месяцев назад
Mission Impossible, Oppenheimer and (probably) Barbie
@1953Nan
@1953Nan 10 месяцев назад
Barbie? Come on man!
@IcaroRamosDM
@IcaroRamosDM 10 месяцев назад
@@1953Nan I said "probably". Greta Gerwig does some good stuff, but the trailer let me down, tbh. Still hopeful, though
@Misery7531
@Misery7531 10 месяцев назад
The movie doesn't suck man f*** all you
@GreenKnight1979
@GreenKnight1979 10 месяцев назад
I admire Phoebe's forearm strength as she was able to hold onto a moving plane with a man dangling at her legs.
@alanbeam7187
@alanbeam7187 10 месяцев назад
Thank-you that was my favorite trash indy 5 video yet. I believe your accent and nicely placed and timed swears were key. But also so much more . I look forward to your next smackdown.Seriously, I now have nerdrotic 1 and you #2
@kevinbirge2130
@kevinbirge2130 10 месяцев назад
That feeling you grt when you know you are a better writer than anyone in Hollywood, but you aren’t in the club.....
@robynmarler1951
@robynmarler1951 10 месяцев назад
🌹
@celticgibson
@celticgibson 10 месяцев назад
Chat GPT is a better writer than anyone in Hollywood
@SammEater
@SammEater 10 месяцев назад
@@celticgibson Which is why the hack frauds are on strike trying to stop AI, because even the shittiest one around can build a better script in 10 minutes than they can in an entire year.
@cybergothika6906
@cybergothika6906 10 месяцев назад
They keep destroying movies obviously on purpose. They don't want original characters with their own stories, its just downright removing the ones deemed not "Kathleen Kennedy", undermining the potential of the real individuals they believe to be helping.
@josephjohnston4332
@josephjohnston4332 10 месяцев назад
my daughter and I walked out at about the 1hr 15 min mark. I think she asked to leave because of the way I was acting. I am 52 and Raiders is my favorite movie of all time.. watching Indy be destroyed like this was absolutely sickening to me. I hated every minute of this shit.
@j.vonhogen9650
@j.vonhogen9650 10 месяцев назад
Why did you let Mangold get away with this? You didn't even mention him. Thanks anyway for your video!
@tioraytm
@tioraytm 10 месяцев назад
This is what Bob Iger, KK, Steven Spielberg and Phoebe called a Master Piece. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@paulmurgatroyd6372
@paulmurgatroyd6372 10 месяцев назад
It's hard to believe that everyone at Lucasfilm saw the final cut and somehow imagined they had done a good job. Were none of them allowed to watch Raiders? It's STILL the standard to aim for.
@MrVenona
@MrVenona 10 месяцев назад
The goal at Lucasfilm is to make money. They don't care about the quality of what they make.
@paulmurgatroyd6372
@paulmurgatroyd6372 10 месяцев назад
@@MrVenona You would imagine there is some basic logic in the idea that quality movies will make more money.
@MrVenona
@MrVenona 10 месяцев назад
@@paulmurgatroyd6372 Logic and common sense has long been absent at Disney and especially LucasFilm. A prime example is the lack of planning behind the Star Wars sequel trilogy.
@paulmurgatroyd6372
@paulmurgatroyd6372 10 месяцев назад
@@MrVenona It's hard to believe that everyone who works there is happy with this.
@XXLSSBBW
@XXLSSBBW 10 месяцев назад
Angry Kid right? The face.
@seanmtak7573
@seanmtak7573 10 месяцев назад
I remember when people thought the crystal skull was bad..anyways nice, you’re spot on. Another huge waste of nostalgic greatness just like terminator woke Fate.
@Runescape.
@Runescape. 10 месяцев назад
Man I don't subscribe to people lightly but your reviews are telling it like it is and I love them, instant subscribe from me.
@henrygambles3652
@henrygambles3652 10 месяцев назад
I’ve been waiting for Reaper to tear into this pile of Dogshit and you didn’t disappoint! Also I’d point out the problem that the kid who claimed “he can’t swim” is somehow a good enough swimmer to escape their clutches!
@ferociousgustafson4040
@ferociousgustafson4040 10 месяцев назад
‘Well, I’ve already tried to escape into the cave once, was easily captured and had no plan. Now, I’m handcuffed to the biggest dude I’ve ever seen and I can’t swim, might as well throw myself into this raging underground river.’
@henrygambles3652
@henrygambles3652 10 месяцев назад
@@ferociousgustafson4040 😑😑What I’m saying is that he claimed he’s not a good swimmer yet he’s somehow able to swim through an river of water!
@Kelechi149
@Kelechi149 10 месяцев назад
Thank you for your sacrifice in watching this movie so we don't have to 🤜
@TrixstersHyper
@TrixstersHyper 10 месяцев назад
Reaper are you going to review Oppenheimer when it comes out?(nice review btw)
@RickTheClipper
@RickTheClipper 9 месяцев назад
I saw Pheebie and felt deeply sad for Harrison. Sie is as attractive as watching my cat working on a hairball
@currentofthesnake8486
@currentofthesnake8486 10 месяцев назад
In terms of acting, Mikkelsen has already landed where the great Max von Sydow was wasted. Because I saw "Adams Apples" with him yesterday. What a great actor and now he's just getting the cash for his Danish beach house or whatever.
@Willowy13
@Willowy13 10 месяцев назад
Yeah. I wanted to know more about Kaesilius, but gone he went in the 1st Doctor Strange. Then, the Harry Potter happened and now this. He sure is cashing in. I guess that is all every male actor can do in pd00wood nowadays.
@currentofthesnake8486
@currentofthesnake8486 10 месяцев назад
@@Willowy13 The capitalist octopus Disney does it like this. Accumulate talent and burn money. Mikkelsen's last good film, surprise surprise, was a Danish one about these drunk teachers. But still it wasn't as good as he used to be in "the Hunt", for example.
@cantumason4o
@cantumason4o 10 месяцев назад
One of the biggest problems that I can see is knowing when to pass the torch. I mean, I like Harrison Ford, but even in the Mad Max movies, they knew when to cast a younger actor.
@Willowy13
@Willowy13 10 месяцев назад
Every few years, change actors as 007 has been successfully doing. It helps to keep it in the minds of many becausee there is the never ending debate of who is the best Bond.
@mrbigglezworth42
@mrbigglezworth42 10 месяцев назад
Max was also the most intelligent person in Fury Road who was pivotal to actually having the severely moronic plan devised by Furiosa and the war wives work.
@Drak976
@Drak976 10 месяцев назад
I was just talking about that. Our entire country has trouble with that look at our leadership. We get to choose between a bunch of 80 year olds that don't know what's going on. The sin of pride won't let them let go. When the new Dredd movie came out I was already just not liking remakes but looking back that was a pretty good movie. I love Sylvester Stallone but he'd be more like a senior judge then Carl Urban as Judge Dredd who didn't have to take his helmet off ahem Pedro Pascal I'm looking at you. I like whoever's joke now we have to watch Pedro Pascal guard a little mutant that's the key to everything hey I'm talking about Walking Dead not Mando.
@SmallSpoonBrigade
@SmallSpoonBrigade 10 месяцев назад
Yes and I think a large part of why this movie was made was to give him a better send off than Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I hope that they decide to stop involving him as Indy, although I wouldn't mind seeing him playing his father.
@SmallSpoonBrigade
@SmallSpoonBrigade 10 месяцев назад
@@Willowy13 From what I've heard, that was somthing that they were considering, but for some reason they seem to have abandoned that. There's a pretty big issue in terms of the fact that the world has changed and much of what Indy was doing no longer appeals to audiences. There was a lot of imperialism involved with traveling the world and looting artifacts in violation of the ancient antiquities act. I'm not sure how you could make a modern Indy that feels the same and is the same character without violating the audiences sence of morality these days.
@BenGray10
@BenGray10 10 месяцев назад
Even CGI Leia is a more believable, approachable, and nice-looking person than Fleabag.
@Mombierella
@Mombierella 10 месяцев назад
Oh my gosh you make so many great points lol! The character Helena Shaw literally made me want to rewatch the Crystal skull just to clear my mind of this movie. What I really hated the most was that there was no humor in this movie whatsoever. That's so not Indiana Jones style. This movie was depressing and an atrocity to the fandom.
@kellenwalter
@kellenwalter 10 месяцев назад
"......and her horrible birthmark" hahahahaha. I love Reaper so much.
@maguffintop2596
@maguffintop2596 10 месяцев назад
That gave me a good chuckle!
@redfoxninja3173
@redfoxninja3173 10 месяцев назад
Geriatric Jones and the ruination of legacy is a monument to Disney's failure
@KaiserReich88
@KaiserReich88 10 месяцев назад
It's only going to get a hell of a lot worse, before even things try to get better 😢
@gshaffer84
@gshaffer84 10 месяцев назад
Just know that is their goal, as impossible to understand is that is
@marcuskahn3783
@marcuskahn3783 10 месяцев назад
Suddenly Indianan Jones wishes he'd joined that Austrian Painter it would've been a whole lot better than being mocked n guilt bated by a feminist head case in his old age.
@rageagaintstheNWO
@rageagaintstheNWO 10 месяцев назад
@@KaiserReich88 i have been hearing that for the past 7 years. How much worse it has to get?
@KaiserReich88
@KaiserReich88 10 месяцев назад
@@rageagaintstheNWO If this is what Hollywood is going to stoop to, imagine what people in high places will do
@ShakaCthulu
@ShakaCthulu 10 месяцев назад
Don’t forget, Jonathan Kasdan was listed on IMDB as the Dial Of Destiny writer up until a few months before its release. That explains a lot of the nonsensical plot.
@aintgonnaletuknow5758
@aintgonnaletuknow5758 9 месяцев назад
your review accurately represent my thoughts
@WarriorPoet01
@WarriorPoet01 10 месяцев назад
The good news is we can use our own dials of destinies (Amazon, online streaming, etc) to go back in time and watch real entertainment. I just bought The Man Who Would Be King (Connery / Caine). It’s as an amazing adventure as I remembered seeing as a child. If writers/directors could make that, then, perhaps there may be hope for the future - be it 1, 5, or 10 years from now.
@kimrasmussen7188
@kimrasmussen7188 10 месяцев назад
i almost never watch new movies anymore, 70s was the golden age of cinema.
@KoolKman
@KoolKman 10 месяцев назад
Just got through watching 'Lawrence of Arabia' (1962) the directors cut again...every second a delightful exciting visual sensation..something that just could never be achieved today with these sorts of shite-heads in charge.
@WarriorPoet01
@WarriorPoet01 10 месяцев назад
@@KoolKman Absolutely! And in this current culture war we must stick to the mantra (monetarily speaking), “No prisoners!!”
@therealpopculturepizza
@therealpopculturepizza 9 месяцев назад
Try the Alan Quartermaine movies!
@EloteConChurro
@EloteConChurro 10 месяцев назад
You got a new subscriber! Watched this whole video. You saved me time from seeing what I already knew was gonna be a horrible movie & unnecessary continuation to Indiana Jones. People may not like the forth movie but it gave us a happy ending he married the love of his life and met the son he never knew he had. And now all that was stripped from him. I’m tired of the people at Lucasfilm and Bob Iger is the soul problem of this issue.
@rdep420
@rdep420 10 месяцев назад
Wasn't that bad at all. I hate everything Kathleen Kennedy touches but Mangold did well with making an Indiana Jones movie better than the current Lucas and Spielberg could. Film is much better than Crystal Skull.
@EloteConChurro
@EloteConChurro 10 месяцев назад
@@rdep420 that’s cool I’m glad you enjoyed it! Mangold is a good director Iv seen his recent movies but if we are going to get a conclusive ending to Indiana Jones it should be a positive send off. He should have teamed up with Short Round & Sallah to help him and support him on his journey and they completely wasted any potential of having sallah join him in his last adventure & having his first son with him during the loss of his prodigal son. I’m sure the movie is fine in certain aspects but fans come to see these characters shine for one last time in a great conclusion. This to me is of course The Last Jedi all over again with what they did with Luke Skywalker and it’s a common trend with the people at Lucasfilm. They need to bring back all of the Original people who worked at Lucasfilm before Disney bought them back in 2013.
@rdep420
@rdep420 10 месяцев назад
@@EloteConChurro not disagreeing with you on those points. Glad to see Salah is still kicking but in no ways Harrison Ford lol. It would be extremely unrealistic having him tag along. They for sure missed out on Short Round. Not sure if you saw it, but there is redemption arcs that tie back into the underlying theme of all Indiana Jones movies besides Crystal Skull (much much worse than this one) that Indiana never gets the actual treasure he seeks but learns that friends and family are more important. Saw it with my dad and we aren't nostalgia nerds that will like anything. When we saw the Last Jedi we were ready to walk out the theater. Still can't believe we sat through that trash lol. I booed at the end of it stopping the mid claps of some clowns 😂. If you love Indiana Jones it's worth seeing imo.
@EloteConChurro
@EloteConChurro 10 месяцев назад
@@rdep420 I’m gonna sit this one out man lol I personally liked the crystal skull. It was a perfect ending for him and this movie just destroys it and it killed me to see how much Indy & Mariem are getting older. I know it’s life but it broke my heart seeing them like that. Iv said this tho, the sequels are okay movies, Enjoyable to watch but they are bad Star Wars movies. The new Star Wars Jedi fallen order & Jedi survivor are better in story telling, only for the reason of no interference of the higher ups butting in and interjecting. I hope they can clear house at Lucasfilm & bring back the original people George Lucas was working with.
@LaloSalamancaGaming69
@LaloSalamancaGaming69 10 месяцев назад
@@rdep420”better than george lucas and steven spielberg” LMAOOOOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mantelumgamingloilol123
@mantelumgamingloilol123 10 месяцев назад
The sad thing is the year is barely halfway over
@lightningboltt5437
@lightningboltt5437 10 месяцев назад
I saw this film yesterday, the female protagonist made we want to shoot myself
@Misery7531
@Misery7531 8 месяцев назад
There's nothing wrong with her at all🖕🖕🖕
@Alex-ii5pm
@Alex-ii5pm 10 месяцев назад
This movie could just be all a nightmare created by Indy, he wakes up from this horror nightmare in the end and goes WTF and that's basically it. Nothing more deep than that
@dylanwilson8518
@dylanwilson8518 9 месяцев назад
This comment is more canon than this film
@Misery7531
@Misery7531 8 месяцев назад
​@@dylanwilson8518no it isn't
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