Jerry Seinfeld | Club Random with Bill Maher 

Probably b/c he knows what everybody else does, that Jerry is his superior.

I’ve watched a few Jerry interviews and he actually does a good job not letting loudmouths overtake a convo.

@@johns7530 I do think Jerry will check out that rabbit when he gets back to his house though lol that was a cute gift

Bill controls himself with the altering consumption. Jerry controls himself period. They reek of old friends.

​@@johns7530 100. Jerry is a guy Bill doesn't want to be insufferable to.

😂 true

I knew he was smart, but like you said, he's (at 70) quick and sharp.

Sharp as knife, no wonder he is a billionaire!!

He said "why is that a relevant question?" He didn't use the word "random".

As is his willingness to accept an 80 minute hand job from Bill. What an absolute waste of time.

Yeah cause he’s an a hole 😂

Jerry doesn't suffer fools, can't help but love the guy

His recent Unfrosted movie is underwhelming. Very disappointing.

@@cdr3986 Was it too smart for you?

Maher is off his rocker and rambling, jerry is looking to get out of there respectfully.

So well put. Bravo sir!

Bill's a little intimidated by him.

he is preachy sometimes, specially with women

@@MauriceOrtiz-ut8yia little?……he turned into a 10yr old 😆

@@attaist indeed. He called him Billy.

In awe of him

Sooooooo insecure! It just bellows from him

@@J-Mac8 I'm absolutely amazed Bill never brought up even once how he's never had children or been married. Had to listen twice I was so flabbergasted.

​@@nickbarcheck1019bill has no wife or kids 🧒 😅😅😊

@@garyny4073 I'm aware.

@nickbarcheck1019 But Bill DID bring up how he's never had children or been married.

When bill gets drunk and high it all goes downhill.

"The beautiful things. Not worry that they have passed, instead be happy that they have been." -Chinese saying

Agreed!

He quit aging when he turned 53

In fairness, I don’t think Bill dyes his hair, at least not as much as Jerry.

He could pass for 50. Easily.

He has a billion dollars!

They both look late 50’s.

Money and low stress

@@spidermeng1846 Country w/Highest average life span: Hong Kong Hong Kong Median income 56K US median income 59k

And meditation

Adrenochrome is a helluva drug 😂

Good lord he looks 40

I like a monster that at least tries to make an effort!

@@mellowmoods8393 👍🤣

@@mellowmoods8393 There’s no reason a guy can’t look stylish while scaring everyone in Transylvania. 🤣

@@mellowmoods8393 … and with the turtle neck! 🤣

And where do you even find a jacket that size? According to the book he was 8 ft tall, so it would have to be custom made.

I enjoyed Fallon on SNL, but not a fan of his Tonight Show hosting - never watched an episode, only the odd clip on YT. Too much fake laughter and sycophantic ass-kissing. I've never liked Colbert, but I think Kimmel does a great job.

💯

Loved this moment. Agree 100%

Totally 😂

That was cute 😂

Hair dye plastic surgery 😊

​@stevendixon5467 -not every old guy has to dye their hair or get plastic surgery.

​@@SR91313in Hollywood they do

They’re slim, and fit, so that’s one thing that helps. And Jerry’s hair has grey in it,,,

Jerry will at least live to 100

Bill Maher, Jewish by blood.. sadist by choice. Both of their voices are so whiny… I couldn’t finish listening. But Jerry is a breeze of fresh air comedically. I hope behind closed doors Jerry talked to him about how Bill has become a cog of the Hasbara machine. Albeit, unknowingly. We think he was hypnotized by Noa Tishby. She’s incredibly good at what she does. I watched her before October 7th on Bill’s show and I was transfixed. She’s beautiful and soooo persuasive that listeners don’t realize how she, without fail, avoids with vigor, VITAL information in discussion. So I was reminded to look up the meaning of the word Hasbara that I first learned of in 2005. The Hasbara playbook is a step by step process for how to commandeer control of a story around anything Israel. It’s a step by step. And you can watch the talking heads of Hasbara rattle off each step and if step one doesn’t work, they go to the next step. It’s a playbook for how to brainwash on a mass scale and have brainwashees become brainwashers. It’s been really really really really really successful- especially at the turn of the 21st century and the 2005 conflict. But now the Information Age has become more advanced.. Hasbara’s dominion is starting to crack. Cogs of Hasbara are usually easy to spot once you’ve read the playbook. But in Bill Maher’s case.. it’s quite interesting because he parades himself around media figures as a self described “old school” liberal. Um.. he’s as old school liberal as Megan McCain. He’s not a liberal. The Buffalo Springfield song lyric comes to mind “there’s a man with a gun over there, telling me, I’ve got to beware” when I think of old school liberals; I think of politically inclined Hippies. But now the man with the gun is an Israeli on an Israeli owned GUNSHIP. And no one is stopping to stop the sound and take a look what’s going ‘round. But if they were to do so, they would see what’s going ‘round is NOT Bill Maher being “a liberal” or a hippie at all… 😂. He’s being a right wing conservative and mindless agent of hasbara. Plain and simple. And he needs help from balanced and reasonable non-warmongering Jews like Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David.

Well said. As someone who adores Bill, I like to see people challenge his cynicism and try to soften him.

I wanna find myself somewhere in between these two mindsets. As I could relate to both perspectives. One, how time passes, and desperately trying to learn from the past, and the other not wasting any time thinking about what you can’t change.

Shaking a rake! lol

Bill is great the way he is.

He complimented his wife and kids and I think he respects what Jerry has or thinks he has in his mind. I do feel Bill gets lonely, not that he can't surround himself with acquaintances or girl of the week, but it's lonely when you don't have a close person who knows and accepts you as you are. Maybe he will find that person still.

I agree completely.

Seems like Bill respects Jerry a lot more than Jerry respects Bill lol that whole silver rabbit thing was cringey

Great line but it was a fill in the ________(famous name).

🤣🤣🤣 💀!

:p

🤣🤣🤣

That's brilliant and Don was great. Nobody faster than Jerry, he looks cool, calm and collected, but his brain acts first and then the mouth works. So quick, fantastic

He kind of said he doesn't care anymore so it tracks

That's why he has stayed popular with everyone

Blair

Yes, it's great!

Magnificently put

That’s what comedians do

I agree 100 percent

Richard Dreyfuss...?

​@@RyanSpringer1984Dreyfuss did it with style 🤣

Smoking weed will do that

@@sp6726 😂

Bill Maher tends to do that. He’s always talking about the past. You can even see in many of his guests they don’t want to talk about it as much as him. But the past is all Maher has, he seems like a lonely guy. And even though he tries to act younger or like he’s always looking forward you notice that deep down he know he’s past his prime and his best days are over. I get the feeling like he cries himself to sleep sometimes.

His show is kinda like talk therapy.

Same for me and my family. Great description of how we felt watching it too.

I wish I could say the same. I watched it with my 12-year-old daughter, and now she's a Maoist.

@@howardpolikoff6901 I didn’t like the Gods name is vain thrown in there but I didn’t pick up on that rhetoric?

loved it too, grew up in that time....was a wonderful flashback to my youth.

@Paintit33 she says the rival businesses vying for a sugary food staple revealed capitalism's consumerized inmiserating, or something

Yes❤

He's an ultra-fanboy for Elon

….it’s actually a deep mutual respect and whilst we know Seinfeld is a decent guy it speaks very highly of Maher that Seinfeld respects him as he does.

He was pretty deferential to Chevy Chase

He does it all the time. But I don't consider that's what he's doing here. They are very old friends, who have a long history in common & understand each other & each hold the other in high regard. Why make more of it than that?

lol yup!

He'll compliment but not overly. I like Bill's gift, he needs the room of that big home to keep all his memorabilia. I bet he has a lot. I wonder who he will leave it to one day.

​@@deb9806 -wife- & -kids- ?

Oh man, seems to be a running theme with Bill's podcast, two people shooting the shit and agreeing about some things and not others, and it's mostly funny and entertaining, and they compliment each other liberally throughout and they're still good friends when it's all over - and then comes all the commentators here who want to treat it almost like it was a political debate and their guy somehow "owned" the other guy.

@@supertrexandroidx Just like the old days.

Lol!!!! Omg! Jerry should have referenced that! Too funny.

Great observation! 😄

I'm gonna watch that episode now❗️❗️😂😂😂❤❤❤

Serenity NOW! I thought the exact same thing 😭😭😭

Another missed Seinfeld reference was when Bill said: The Strike. Which is the notorious Festivus episode.

Literally ?

Figuratively

Both

Figuratively, unless you want to look like a dumbass! Better yet... Leave both out. The sentence still works. The trendy overuse of 'literally" is usually not only incorrect, it's unnecessary!

Not both. Do they have the same parents for just this conversation? No. Not literally words matter.

Bill only has work, that's it

@@lindaflesch7303 the heck does that mean?

​@@maxmeier532not married no kids

Yes, mega rich celebrities having a tickle party...very special

Jerry acts like an older brother to Bill

Jerry has his issues,but a wife he loves, kids he adores, they saved him in some ways he says and ready for the next thing. Bill seems tired, I think he dislikes traveling and that is one reason he is cutting back and maybe the heavy pot etc is making him more forgetful. He remembers some things very well but when stoned, forgets his thoughts a lot. He was better with Jerry. Some guests he was awful.

You should check out Jerry on Spike Feresten's car podcast. Get Jerry talking about cars and, at least for a while, he's just a regular guy who loves his hobby.

I loved that show.

I miss the cool cars he would introduce, and with the exquisite detail only a car nerd could convey.

That was a GREAT show... Kinda podcast before podcast...lol

​@@crowe668it wasn't before podcast?

I call it Chomos in Cars, or Genocide Supporters Drinking Child Blood in Cars.

the guys from this era are very, very special. (Howard inclusive of course).

Yes.. and my era.. they touch on everything I relate to including parenting and partnering (Jerry). The first minute, hilarious. I knew it would be good.

Very jubilant.

I still post COMEDIANS IN CARS on Twitter. Last one I posted: Norm McDonald doing Kojak for Jerry.

@josephkelley8641 Norm made that one up though. That Kojak scene never happened.

None of "them" are "normal" 🙄

@@MrsToooSweet292 why put "them" in quotation marks?! Do you think "they" are not actually "they"?

@@MrsToooSweet292 Of course they're normal, they're just rich and don't do anything they don't want to do. Jealous? (i sure am).

check out his interview clip with Larry King when his real personality came out. He is a huge narcissist.

He is a chomo Zionist/genocide supporter. NO THANKS

I saw him have that high respect with Martin Short.

theyre both johnny carson alumns

The "utter" most? Lol

I remember him being incredibly respectful to Jordan Peterson as well. I can't think of another episode (besides this one) where Bill doesn't at least try to dominate the conversation.

exactly. right off the bat I can tell Bill is not his abrasive self when he receives push back like he usually would. that's out of respect for jerry

Hard to believe

I'm literally looking at him in astonishment at him being 70

@@RNemy509 He looks awesome. Never smoked and barely drinks. Amazing self control.

And ozempic

Money and not giving a shit about what others think of you and not having to care about a thing helps a lot .

We can all thank him for that!!

Also when Bill starts to get off topic and Jerry interrupts "Ok, I don't care about that, I want to know more about why you are stopping stand up"

Both are arrogant af living in their own millionaire bubble.

@@juga8803.. yup, they’re the self proclaimed show, “Smug and Arrogant.”

That was Jerry like sharp😊

And friendship.

seinfeld was 20 in 1974 .. maybe the 80s ....

They met in 1979 doing stand-up in case you didn't watch.

they were both standing up in the late 70s

"I don't wanna wear this ruffled shirt..." LOL

Which episode is the weakest, iyo? Maybe that one in season 8 or 9 where Kramer is driving on an empty gas tank, seeing where it will stall? In Jerry's car I think?

@@Three_Random_Words Yes, i think that one season towards the end where Larry David went AWOL had some questionable ones where you began to realize that maybe the series was running out of gas. But actually, the weakest for me was the FIRST episode where that female friend of Jerry was coming to visit him, and George was giving him advice on what the significance of the initial handshake meant. You could tell that they had come a long way after seeing that one. ie Jerry to George :""That fanny pack looks like your belt had eaten a small animal." YIKES!

@@mellowmoods8393 Thanx, I'm sort of fixated on the inverse of great shows and where they jump the shark or have a weak episode - like ST:TOS the very last and final episode 79, Turnabout Intruder is noticeably weaker than all the rest.

@user-axistiltproductions Great comment...I agree!

Mmmm

He obviously needs to see an actual therapist

And forum to peddle products and ads for money. Thars why he was excited. More views. Mire money

He seemed to choke up many times throughout the podcast.

And his neighborhood bar as well..that pouring of his potions..reminds me of family cocktail hours growing up..for me not a bad memory as most were enjoying themselves.

Yes, but the way friends used to, like an adult.

Yes but they both have OCD tendencies and neurotic things like most people and Jerry doesn't want Bill hyper focusing on them. For him meditation works, for Bill, well he drinks and smokes too much. I think I'd rather meditate few minutes a day if it worked.

It was beautiful!

Amazing

This Fran Lebowitz and Roseanne

Pretty sure that was the joke.

He meant coke and heroin. Pot is relatively harnless.

​@@nickbarcheck1019so is coke and heroin if you aren't stupid

Obviously. Still funny. It’s interesting to me that people watching a comedian interview a comedian have no sense of humor. 😜

Me too. I still watch Seinfeld and laugh every time.

When?

@@agustinaricci1959 When Jerry made a the joke about Frankenstein needing a Sports Jacket

Same here. I loved the Roseanne one too. She didnt take any of Bill's shit!

That he has writers for New Rules is hardly a secret, nor is it a secret that he spends most of the week fine-tuning that editorial. That he put the book together while writers were on strike probably means he did most of the rework for book format, and every author should have an editor.

Hahaha 100% fucking great

Gold Jerry , gold

He's not wrong. And along with microphones, they all have cameras too.

Truth delivery if ever there was some!

Exactly.

He attributed that to someone else but I forgot who already

It feels so wholesome

watch the comedians in cars episode with these two. you get an insight into their friendship.