As a Christian, I really appreciate people from all corners of the world can give praise to Jesus. Even in Elden Ring. Now, I'd appreciate it more if he could maybe shown that same love & forgiveness to the other invaders. I didn't believe Jesus to be a ganker.
Playing on Xbox, had a guy invade my friend and I as Jesus. Not long after he invaded us, I kid you not, DarkLord invaded. Jesus set off to take him down on his own. They ended up killing each other, but I will never forget Jesus sacrificing himself to take down Satan. What a chad.
I was invading as Jesus on ps4, I invaded Satan, and another guy called Legion. Our battle was legendary, fought, I aided with lightning from God, and my holy abilities, them with there fire and pitchforks that were huge with bleed, I took them down, then prayed they would be able to have there souls be at peace. Games wacky fun!
And he made for himself a whip from rope and cast all of them out of The Temple, and the sheep, the lambs, and money exchangers, and he poured out their money and overturned their tables. -John 2:15
@@filipecordeiro7109 his reply wasn't that he didn't like it but misunderstood the joke. He thought, and I'm speculating, it was about Jesus being whipped is why he is proficient with them as opposed to him. Using a whip like the brother above explained.
Darth Invader v2 has entered the chat. Confessor chest and hood, Dark Souls 3 face guide plus some red eyes and some tattoos. And whatever dark gloves and boots you have.
But if I will ever stumble across him I will hit him so hard, he will ascend into heaven! One-way express ticket! I will really nailed it 😉 I hate zombies....
If I will ever stumble across him I will hit him so hard, he will ascend into heaven! One-way express ticket! I will really nailed it 😉 I hate zombies....
My father (who is very religious) asking me why am I playing elden ring all day Me: (shows video) Jesus is in elden ring father and he can shoot lightning strikes like zeus
Jesus : *Sees the current state of humanity and witnesses Twittards* Jesus : Making the mother of all Thunderbolts Father can't fret over every Mortal.
that's kinda exactly what the Bible says the second coming of Jesus is going to be like. like he'll be this badass warrior that's gonna open a can of whop-ass on Satan
As a faithful believer, this is sooo well done, hilarious and deeply meaningful to me! I mean, seeing Him doing all that and how just other players bow is speechless. That's exactly the Jesus that is in my mind. Also, the gospel worship at the background is so at point, LOL.
As the one of the two people getting their head pat by jesus near the end, him invading my friend and i literally inspired his holy damage/incantation jesus playthrough
@@Alexander-gv1in Game Journalist that taste the Online experience for the first time and encounter a full gank at sl90 with two over leveleds and a summoner as first invasion, probably, or the same guy but after getting stomped while ganking by a experienced invader.
Jesus was stated as going through multiple realms to save lost souls after the crucifixion, during those three days he was dead, so he could technically go to the lands between
who did this, who did this... its marvelous! I love the creativity, i was so sad cause the freakin crystalian trio punished me hard, then saw this and it made my night
D: (after Fia hugs Jesus in Rountable Hall) "It seems to me a strange thing, mystifying That a man like you can waste his time on women of her kind. Yes, I can understand that she amuses, But to let her HUG you, stroke your hair, that's hardly in your line."
Jesus finally had enough of everyone cursing in his name, so he decided to descend from the heavens and rain the thunderous voice of god upon the world. Praise him, for he is almighty
Unless it's actually Jesus playing the game. Just think about it: St. Peter: "Hey LORD whatcha doing?" Jesus: "Pewning noobs" Satan: "Damn it Jesus! You're invading me AGAIN" Jesus: "Lol! Git Gud noob!"
This was beautiful, glad to see the gospel is being spread among the humble Tarnished of the Lands Between. If you ever do another video like this may I recommend “The Man Comes Around” by Johnny Cash for the music?
@@hater2764 oh I know the video’s a joke, I guess I should’ve been more clear on that. I just think the lyrics for “The Man Comes Around” would be especially hilarious in the context of Elden Ring pvp
@@hater2764 Nice troll dude, hope you find Jesus, because you clearly need him in your life considering the fact that you waste your life away on the internet being negative
