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Joey Diaz's Tales of Thievery | Volume 1 

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Volume 1
From Various Episodes
The Church of What's Happening Now
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
#JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor

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@Joffruh
@Joffruh 4 года назад
“It’s ‘83, and I’m 20 years old...” You already know Uncle Joey is about to regale us with tales of glory and grandeur, by the fire.
@AdamParadis-z3z
@AdamParadis-z3z Год назад
Living in D12
@Bolt99K
@Bolt99K 5 лет назад
12:56 When joey slams his hand down, his pen does a perfect flip. I couldn’t do that on purpose lmao.
@anythingbutmyrealname
@anythingbutmyrealname 5 лет назад
Yeah good eye brother!
@Fireoncityy
@Fireoncityy 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂omg
@tikemanski3548
@tikemanski3548 5 лет назад
Lee went through a shoplifting phase.... He kept taking free samples!
@MrJintensive
@MrJintensive 5 лет назад
With his wet dreams. I'm jealous.
@jdoyle4811
@jdoyle4811 4 года назад
Now that some funny stuff but not far from the truth
@jamesshepherd9808
@jamesshepherd9808 4 года назад
Lmao 😂
@nutta646
@nutta646 4 года назад
I stole all the pencils from an IKEA
@raimundosilva4382
@raimundosilva4382 4 года назад
P então meus amigos como eu falei passa mensagem para o exército Pl Pl se eles me buscar aqui eu passa mensagem para o exército que eu espero que ele vem me buscar que eu espero como garantia da minha vida eu confio no exército me buscar aqui e eles tem a competência eu tenho registro dentro do exército eu fui registradoe eu só posso entrar nesse país conjunto com o exército o exército tiver quiser fazer esse trabalho por estou esperando o exército fazer esse trabalho por mim se você puder me ajudar pode fazer isso por mim só o exército pode fazer isso por mim eupara mim não morrer como os covardes ele não bateu com os covarde só o exército para me proteger chegar em convite
@mindgames9614
@mindgames9614 5 лет назад
i love the concept of "Tales of Thievery" keep em coming
@miguelgarcia-salas3007
@miguelgarcia-salas3007 3 года назад
We need a vol 4 especially now that the church is done
@carloszelaya9608
@carloszelaya9608 5 лет назад
“I used to break into this house so much that they would leave me notes” 🤣🤣🤣
@idgaf1241
@idgaf1241 4 года назад
“Wipe your feet asshole”😂😂
@raimundosilva4382
@raimundosilva4382 4 года назад
Eu estou me dando eu estou me dando eu tô procurando pegando todos os crimeseles estão me dando mais eu vou levar para juíza eueu vou levar para juízo dos Estados Unidos prometi para juiz que eu ia com ele prova e não dá para ela eles estão me dando eu tô olhando
@raimundosilva4382
@raimundosilva4382 4 года назад
Tô só olhando as provas paraeu só olhando as provas lá para ela eu não conheço estou só olhando prova e levar para ela que eu prometi queprometi que eu ia buscar a prova de esquerda e direita eu vou buscar a prova esquerdo e direito esquerda direita até o cemitério eu vou colher as provas p até dentro do cemitério vou colher as provas se for preciso até de ir para o cemitério eu vou buscar as provas para juiz
@raimundosilva4382
@raimundosilva4382 4 года назад
Ela tá estou esquecendo eles estão esquecendo que eu tôoutra estou aqui na cadeirinha de p*** jogando que nem eu como culpado estou só olhando as provasestou lá tem que ir em cadelas e p*** eu tô olhando as provas para levar juízo eu prometi para juíza que as provas para esquerda direita esquerda direita tem prova para colher
@jonandersen2415
@jonandersen2415 4 года назад
Priceless 😂🤣👍
@MrJintensive
@MrJintensive 5 лет назад
0:07 Joey took Lee's Bar mitzvah money.
@calum9124
@calum9124 5 лет назад
Life comes full circle
@alex-cj9mb
@alex-cj9mb 5 лет назад
lmao hes a fat jew
@APEX-qv7rm
@APEX-qv7rm 5 лет назад
@@alex-cj9mb Don't be anti-semetic
@loveyourself5254
@loveyourself5254 5 лет назад
APE X don’t be a baby
@APEX-qv7rm
@APEX-qv7rm 5 лет назад
@@loveyourself5254 If a Rabbi ate your Foreskin Your soul belongs to Satan Are you with the Cult of the Foreskin Eaters ?
@tnuggless420
@tnuggless420 4 года назад
The most satisfying thing about listening to Joey tell stories is you never have to question wether he’s bullshitting or not.
@michaelgarcia2050
@michaelgarcia2050 2 года назад
He's not and I'm not sure if that's good or bad...
@londonpain45
@londonpain45 Год назад
@@michaelgarcia2050 jus makes it authentic good or bad
@callummoir1452
@callummoir1452 5 лет назад
joey " i robbed a barmitzvah once " diaz
@mantistoboggan3938
@mantistoboggan3938 5 лет назад
God better hide the silverware if Joey ends up in heaven.
@somerandomarmydude
@somerandomarmydude 5 лет назад
Definitely.
@gojeta1999
@gojeta1999 5 лет назад
Thats a big fucking if 😂😂
@czechdamuppet
@czechdamuppet 4 года назад
Hide your discs bro! 😉
@deebankrishnan2387
@deebankrishnan2387 4 года назад
Magnum dong
@ElfBosque
@ElfBosque 5 лет назад
I have such mixed feeling about these types of stories, one thing for sure they're funny lol
@GripsGrips
@GripsGrips 5 лет назад
Puzzy
@EndsleyIV
@EndsleyIV 5 лет назад
@@GripsGrips go ahead, steal my radio. But you'll never make it to retirement.
@dbros2656
@dbros2656 5 лет назад
It's hilarious but at the same time I'm thinking what a piece of crap this guy is.
@lean4real_11
@lean4real_11 5 лет назад
Rockford Napier this is from the past buddy. stop judging, and definitely dont fuckin act like youre better than anybody. let it go
@vicenzor9699
@vicenzor9699 5 лет назад
Mixed feelings? 98% of it is bullshit but it's funny. He's like if trump was still a 100 percent liar but wasn't a complete fucking degenerate moron idiot non-funny racist asshole.
@dicflair3990
@dicflair3990 5 лет назад
Joey ' I still think about it once a week at night ' Diaz
@IcyMike5.7
@IcyMike5.7 5 лет назад
Go back to JRE
@MotherAlgorithm
@MotherAlgorithm 3 года назад
That would be why he's a benzodiazepine addict
@JC-wg5xn
@JC-wg5xn 5 лет назад
17:10 "Thank God I've always been a gentleman" as he steals someone's food 😂
@Vohtage
@Vohtage 5 лет назад
hey at least he cleaned it up
@jeepnutscotty
@jeepnutscotty 5 лет назад
These guys are so smashed you could blindfold them with a shoe lace! 😂 love it!
@jad7932
@jad7932 5 лет назад
“Joey Diaz full deposition 2019”
@iggy4774
@iggy4774 5 лет назад
You can tell Joey was a student of stealing back in the day, he scoped out everything, but on the flip side he's lucky he didn't get caught robbing the wrong person at the wrong time, that could be bad.
@MotherAlgorithm
@MotherAlgorithm 3 года назад
Plenty of people he robbed were the wrong person. Trusting naive family people were easy. He laughs fondly of all that he took.
@Oeleted
@Oeleted 2 года назад
Mother Algorithm you’re mad
@Life_of_Matthew
@Life_of_Matthew Год назад
The story about Joey and his friends stealing the pieces of the roof had me crying
@TheVoidMMA
@TheVoidMMA Год назад
Funny how Joey is like a guest on his own podcast he just invites people to listen to him 😂
@MichaelDominguez25
@MichaelDominguez25 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@thesummerwiind
@thesummerwiind 5 лет назад
Joey lived his life like a game of thrones character
@bobbosworld6795
@bobbosworld6795 5 лет назад
Thanks to Joeys thievery I cant take a piss without the NSA spying on me 😂😂
@KingGandhi66
@KingGandhi66 4 года назад
The Sandwich story got me crying!
@robsalazar138
@robsalazar138 3 года назад
"Theres gotta be a victim"!!! Lmfao!!!😂😂😂😂
@1digitalwatcher697
@1digitalwatcher697 5 лет назад
I know someone when he was like 14 ran off with the basket after it came to him in church, probably left through a side door.
@matthewstone1362
@matthewstone1362 4 года назад
He definitely needed it more than the church.
@OrlvndoDavid
@OrlvndoDavid 5 лет назад
"And i got my eyes open" Fully activated joey diaz when he says these words
@bennythejet5026
@bennythejet5026 2 года назад
i love when it cuts off when he starts to yell “you couldn’t leave a NICKE..”
@erichaynes7502
@erichaynes7502 5 лет назад
Joey is such a liar..he forgets he told TWO different versions of this story..where he was working at foot locker in Colorado and this jewish family comes in and he steals their envelope full of money..another version is this asian family comes in and he steals their envelope full of money. All these stories are from guys he yakked it up with while he was in jail.
@lepke5493
@lepke5493 5 лет назад
Eric Haynes he gets it from films man, every is like a scene from a certain film. Plus he says he did time, but on the bo dietl podcast (he’s an ex cop) joey says kidnapping with a gun, bo says you musta done some serious time kidnapping plus the gun, and joey says oh no they lowered it I done 9 months, plus joey says the cops wanted him to rat in another podcast, do the math. He was a petty criminal low level junkie
@thomasredden4263
@thomasredden4263 5 лет назад
Say he is, why do I care? It's a good STORY
@dogshitonastick4008
@dogshitonastick4008 5 лет назад
Joey, Never let the truth get in the way of a good story, Diaz.
@tommygonzalez1571
@tommygonzalez1571 5 лет назад
Who the fuck pissed in your cheeros and shit. Nobody gives a fuck bout the words that your gentile ass says. Write a blog with your truth preaching ass
@Vohtage
@Vohtage 5 лет назад
Eric Haynes OMG he got jewish and asian mixed up, Call the cops quick!!!
@xenos_n.
@xenos_n. 5 лет назад
"Fuck it, I was hungry in those days" ... it's a Philly cheese steak so that means it's everyone's sandwich.
@SC4211
@SC4211 5 лет назад
Always nice to hear the wonderful things Uncle Joey got up to back in the day.
@Danman1075
@Danman1075 3 года назад
4:34 My mans super zooted here you can tell 😂
@kinneydirickson8843
@kinneydirickson8843 4 года назад
I was with a friend once who broke into my neighbor's truck and stole the radio faceplate so that he couldn't listen to music anymore it was a piece of plastic worth nothing and he ruined the guys radio.. karma got him though and he got 12 burglary 2nd degree charges. Never seen him again..
@chrispena6277
@chrispena6277 5 лет назад
Joey “it was 83” diaz
@donitsi6095
@donitsi6095 4 года назад
DISCLAIMER 0:00 - 3:00 watching this segment will show up on your drug test
@gracehampton7036
@gracehampton7036 4 года назад
Uncle Joey: what were we talkin about? My high ass: ☺️ Idk
@imperatorvictix.444
@imperatorvictix.444 5 лет назад
In highschool during Catholic church service me and my ex gf snuck off from mass when the youth split. We had sex in one of the side rooms than proceeded to steal 80$ of donations from the collection platter in the pastors office (church had 2 separate buildings one for adult service one for youth so no one seen at all being in separate rooms, buildings). We spent the money on weed and chinese food in that order. Sure im going to hell.
@easymoney8098
@easymoney8098 5 лет назад
If hell even exists brotha haha dope story
@Vision-MileHigh
@Vision-MileHigh 5 лет назад
Lol, is the girl in the profile pic, her? Nicee
@imperatorvictix.444
@imperatorvictix.444 5 лет назад
@@Vision-MileHigh no. Thats my wife of almost 8 years now. She knows the story so can share.
@kdawg9190
@kdawg9190 5 лет назад
Yo I’ll see you in hell. You sound like a cool guy first rounds on me
@APEX-qv7rm
@APEX-qv7rm 5 лет назад
@@imperatorvictix.444 Its God's fault God made you horny
@kdawg9190
@kdawg9190 5 лет назад
I was in the heyday of my heyday 1983
@FreedomLovingFox
@FreedomLovingFox 5 лет назад
6:59 “They would leave me notes”
@ogcarbon5404
@ogcarbon5404 4 года назад
Joey Diaz your stories changed my life.
@michaelmiller8455
@michaelmiller8455 3 года назад
Hopefully the take away is how not to be a scumbag.
@toadstompingoodguy4619
@toadstompingoodguy4619 4 года назад
Finally I have found someone on fuckin RU-vid that I can completely relate to fuckin love this guy
@puddintaine4556
@puddintaine4556 5 лет назад
Chichi Basteitz
@_jacobdyck_424
@_jacobdyck_424 3 года назад
This is crazy, I’ve done things most of my life like Joey and it’s messed up, but it’s cool to see good criminals think alike
@405OKC
@405OKC Год назад
Waiting for the channel to reach that 500k mark!
@danielyoung2027
@danielyoung2027 5 лет назад
There was just a study released by MIT. It was a study to find out how often the average person lies. It can be anything, from a small white lie to the big ones. Ok, now think about this. Get a number in your head.......ok, you have the number
@TheHotspotNet313
@TheHotspotNet313 4 года назад
Daniel Young a day ? A month?? What’s the variable
@BamaChad-W4CHD
@BamaChad-W4CHD 5 лет назад
How the fuck did I just discover Joey Diaz has a podcast. One of the funniest men to ever crack a joke. The legend!
@slerz1
@slerz1 3 года назад
Porno in the court of consciousness mate.
@manniefrizzile
@manniefrizzile 5 лет назад
Black people aren’t angry, that’s like him seeing you being Cuban or whatever and calling you a thief.
@DrWeird-zw5dc
@DrWeird-zw5dc 5 лет назад
Joey is a great story teller but i think he has definitely heard the saying 'don't let the truth get in the way of a good story'....
@watenallace663
@watenallace663 5 лет назад
He doesnt let his guests talk
@telecasterhst69
@telecasterhst69 5 лет назад
I had to tap out after the loud, obnoxious fake laughing from JD's guest. Great stories, but damn, edit out the phony hysterics from the peanut gallery.
@anythingbutmyrealname
@anythingbutmyrealname 5 лет назад
19:00 shoot me
@michaelmiller8455
@michaelmiller8455 3 года назад
That dude and Jimmy Fallon would give each other a run for their money in the fake laughter department. Jesus.
@obsidianguild3699
@obsidianguild3699 4 года назад
Fuck it whaddaya gonna do, there's gotta be a victim there😂😂😂
@matthewvolb94
@matthewvolb94 4 года назад
I really can't stand the people that talk while Uncle Joey is speaking and they try to act like they know what he's talking about and what he's going to say before he says it just silence and let Uncle Joey speak.
@jonandersen2415
@jonandersen2415 4 года назад
They left me notes 😂🤣! Priceless ☺️😂🤣! You saved my bad day 😂!
@austinartiaga890
@austinartiaga890 3 года назад
16:50 is he shooting up??? look at his arm
@Rickswars
@Rickswars 4 года назад
Lee reminded me of a great purse snatcher that cant run N gets caught!
@sonnyjones313
@sonnyjones313 3 года назад
Ready for the breaths in between the story 😂
@jaimedelgado7529
@jaimedelgado7529 5 лет назад
joey stole a jar of coins from Doug Stanhope. to this day never admited it was him
@zicky4896
@zicky4896 5 лет назад
Smash and grabs in cars those never get prosecuted
@drizzlecan1199
@drizzlecan1199 5 лет назад
Joey should meet up at Beverly stop at laurel canyon do the 2.4 loop back to parking lot it’s just enough to keep knees plus back into good mix
@ramsy4205
@ramsy4205 5 лет назад
At 2:14 I'm already rolling on the floor laughing bc I know what's coming
@jf5357
@jf5357 5 лет назад
Anyone know if Joey is going on tour soon?
@adamshockley1562
@adamshockley1562 5 лет назад
Google does
@crajthedamager
@crajthedamager 5 лет назад
Joe coco Diaz has some crazy ass stories! 😂😂😂
@JimmyCee123
@JimmyCee123 5 лет назад
What were we talking about? Lol
@SyzygyTT
@SyzygyTT 4 года назад
I love the clips but some audiowork would be appreciated. I'm going between 8% and 100% volume, but I still can't hear most of the stories and get deafened by the laughter.
@eskee1
@eskee1 5 лет назад
He stole some lsd from me once that was in a bible.
@bryanmcdonald8865
@bryanmcdonald8865 3 года назад
Parties in the burbs were the best. I always found the jewlery box on my way to the bathroom. 💍
@jamalsargio382
@jamalsargio382 3 года назад
17:00 is he doing heroin look at his arm
@giozizzo3047
@giozizzo3047 2 года назад
Joey is the Dennis Rodman of casing the joint
@AdamParadis-z3z
@AdamParadis-z3z Год назад
6:25 is literally some of the funniest straight faced comedy I’ve ever seen. Idk how to explain it but he’s just like my uncles who don’t even try to be funny it’s just naturally in them and the way they talk😭😭😂
@junglie
@junglie 5 лет назад
ahh ;83 i think that was the heyday of my heyday too joey....lol.
@captainhowdy3104
@captainhowdy3104 5 лет назад
Coco Diaz-90$ per hour criminal consultant. ..lol
@the_abumuailek
@the_abumuailek 3 года назад
Seriously, who in their right mind would give Joey a job as a bartender? XD
@randallvandal3000
@randallvandal3000 5 лет назад
I stole from tha bar not the mitzvah
@1amnick205
@1amnick205 3 года назад
Joey Diaz’s 1983 sounds like it is still going on
@deadarmd
@deadarmd 5 лет назад
The best thing about Lee is when he asks questions he seems like he's really wondering the answer, LOL
@saadoa4969
@saadoa4969 5 лет назад
Do Joey Diaz's Tales of doing drugs pls
@TARAHUMARA17
@TARAHUMARA17 5 лет назад
Listen I like George Perez but how is it that George Perez has been on the church podcast more times than Felipe Esparza ? We want more Felipe Esparza on the church podcast and on the Joe Rogan podcast too !!
@Ethiokarate1
@Ethiokarate1 5 лет назад
😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is the best
@truewords216
@truewords216 5 лет назад
Anybody know what happened to sivedan he had all the great clips of the church but his channel just disappeared
@APEX-qv7rm
@APEX-qv7rm 5 лет назад
Zionists got him
@ej2civicb736
@ej2civicb736 Год назад
I fractured 3 vertebrae in high school so I got strong pills like 3 dig kinds so I sold most of them well when I went to party's we robbed med cabinets I can't coun5t how many times I got full bottles of yellow tussanex and sold it 100 an Oz in the early 2000s man I was Ballin in hs
@ClaudBawlz
@ClaudBawlz 4 года назад
He really rob the bar mitzvah tho😂😂🎁 💵
@Test-bb4ti
@Test-bb4ti 5 лет назад
Everyone turns into Joey banana jr in the comments
@donluchitti
@donluchitti 5 лет назад
I’m listening like a 3 handed man is robbin when the clerk turns his back on the bics
@vincentevans6052
@vincentevans6052 4 года назад
I WAS HUNGRY IN THOSE DAYS LOL
@midniitemonsta
@midniitemonsta 5 лет назад
A Joey Diaz, Bill Burr n Charlie Murphy collab would of been too fire.
@JoshThomasProd
@JoshThomasProd 5 лет назад
WHO TF COULD DISLIKE A JOEY DIAZ VIDEO
@gracehampton7036
@gracehampton7036 4 года назад
Fuck I shoulda been a Jewish kid. 1000 dollars?!
@raimundomedeiros1190
@raimundomedeiros1190 3 года назад
Falei quem destrói não tá me esqueça não se eu quero a cabeça peru rango dólar eu vou pegar a cabeça de vocês isso todos vão assistir todos vão ver se todos os olhos todos os olhos aqui na terra todas as vozes e todos os olhos na terra vão ver que eu vou pegar a cabeça de vocês o dinheiro vai ficar a minha honra e a cabeça de
@christopherstmarin
@christopherstmarin 5 лет назад
Where do you get saw dust? Lee for fuck sake..... the men are talking
@kingxxi8301
@kingxxi8301 5 лет назад
Who tryna go rob joeys house?
@ggbbigmike8520
@ggbbigmike8520 5 лет назад
Kick his door in shiit 🦵🚪💯🔫
@sinane.y
@sinane.y 5 лет назад
0:13 WTF is going on with his mouth??
@jeromecioffi6022
@jeromecioffi6022 5 лет назад
Dude lagged in real life
@Johnathandoee
@Johnathandoee 5 лет назад
Helllllaaa faded
@APEX-qv7rm
@APEX-qv7rm 5 лет назад
Glitch in the Matrix
@grunt9131
@grunt9131 2 года назад
It doesn't matter nowadays they're just going to let everyone go
@Kurbante
@Kurbante Год назад
Took the football game Philly cheese steak, had dude hot.
@jdevro_
@jdevro_ 8 месяцев назад
eddie bravos laugh is straight out of an evil kids movie lmao
@MrXpiderking1
@MrXpiderking1 5 лет назад
The podcast should be called Confessions of a Scum
@michaelmiller8455
@michaelmiller8455 3 года назад
Your forgot the bag.
@robertthatcher8357
@robertthatcher8357 Год назад
Bothers everyone who's done bad shit your not alone
@mikehunt4938
@mikehunt4938 2 года назад
Tubberware ain’t that old joe dawg
@hazardhayes
@hazardhayes 4 года назад
"Good Googley Moogley"
@wetimusprime3066
@wetimusprime3066 4 года назад
You make great music
@hazardhayes
@hazardhayes 4 года назад
@@wetimusprime3066 thank you!! I really appreciate that homie
@wilddoge8300
@wilddoge8300 5 лет назад
14:47
@blastbeatindustries3191
@blastbeatindustries3191 5 лет назад
"I'm a creepy motherfucker." -- Joey Diaz
@asphaltcowboy7567
@asphaltcowboy7567 2 года назад
He's a PR of course he F steals....
@larrydavis5476
@larrydavis5476 5 лет назад
Hes hilarious
@matingle8090
@matingle8090 5 лет назад
Goddam nothing keeps Joey out of a dealers house.To Slick that Joey.Dont even try lockin ya door tonight chump.
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