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Tim Dillon talks about his aunt commenting on his instagram on the morning of his birthday.
The entire rant is available here from Episode 236: • #236 - I Love My Famil...
Bonus episodes every week at / thetimdillonshow

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@lewisblank9475
@lewisblank9475 3 года назад
How My mother is in an asylum and you have escaped it is beyond me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@romanmarshall602
@romanmarshall602 3 года назад
To be fair his mother is in one too
@richardl9242
@richardl9242 3 года назад
@@romanmarshall602 Ahem... I believe that might have been the joke good sir.
@romanmarshall602
@romanmarshall602 3 года назад
@@richardl9242I see, I didn't realise he was quoting the video because he did not include any quotation marks. Funny thay
@lewisblank9475
@lewisblank9475 3 года назад
I’ve had to come back because this it just too good
@raymondjames57
@raymondjames57 2 года назад
Yes, This was what I was hoping to find.
@zachkieri1185
@zachkieri1185 3 года назад
“This is not a podcast anymore, I am talking directly to you” , a phrase that could be both a dream and a nightmare
@thatgreenslime9517
@thatgreenslime9517 7 месяцев назад
Just watched Chappelle's new special and you have no idea
@extremelygay3770
@extremelygay3770 2 года назад
Tim Dillon: I hate talking about family drama Tim Dillon: *accuses his aunt of being a pedophile drug addict for ten minutes*
@alexanderkareh6832
@alexanderkareh6832 2 года назад
And a potentially closeted lesbian
@poinendev2932
@poinendev2932 2 года назад
Sometimes a bitch gotta get told
@ig1243
@ig1243 2 года назад
That’s the joke, bud
@clashtwo5066
@clashtwo5066 2 года назад
Hoes gotta be told sometimes
@theclamhammer4447
@theclamhammer4447 Год назад
“Probably”
@cassiloca
@cassiloca 3 года назад
"how are you gonna bump into me bitch, I don't live in your kitchen" LMFAO
@jeanakatherine9369
@jeanakatherine9369 2 года назад
I’m dead
@LimorG
@LimorG Год назад
"I'm in Malibu, ho!"
@moegreene7940
@moegreene7940 9 месяцев назад
I’m in malibu, hoe! Lol
@Tony-Gunk
@Tony-Gunk 3 года назад
aunt kathleen been real quiet since this video dropped
@TheMasterTelevision
@TheMasterTelevision 3 года назад
Aunt Kathleen's on fake suicide watch after faking an OD
@funkk
@funkk 3 года назад
@@TheMasterTelevision Someone gotta send a fake ambulance!
@levelwithz3779
@levelwithz3779 3 года назад
*Tony Gunk. The Gunkster. Impractical Jokers reference or your real name?*
@receivegreatest6802
@receivegreatest6802 3 года назад
OMG LMFAO
@dirtydingo250
@dirtydingo250 Год назад
Actually she sued him for defamation
@spliffcliffdiff
@spliffcliffdiff 3 года назад
She doing fake business, Kathleen's a real Dillon
@matthewhorizon6050
@matthewhorizon6050 3 года назад
Goin ultra hard w the FB
@mesouth8038
@mesouth8038 3 года назад
Lmfao! I thought that exact thing.
@nagsterthegangster3548
@nagsterthegangster3548 3 года назад
Tim got the fake business idea FROM HER! XD
@MrJackal43
@MrJackal43 3 года назад
I luv the fake biz bit! Awesome! Because it’s real!
@Escape-TheHellview
@Escape-TheHellview 3 года назад
Fake business runs in the family . Lol. I didnt know there were mugs
@mysharona9097
@mysharona9097 2 года назад
For the people still doubting whether Tim is gay, this ice-cold clap-back should be proof enough 😂
@jjcoola998
@jjcoola998 2 года назад
Lol, was just thinking this
@redauerbach516
@redauerbach516 2 года назад
“I’m in malibu, hoe” 😂😂😂😂
@SophiaNormantas.
@SophiaNormantas. 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂🎯
@jakem8504
@jakem8504 2 года назад
Yea this is the first time I’ve went “his gayness is showing”
@jakefromstatefarm4771
@jakefromstatefarm4771 2 года назад
I honestly dont see how that is considered gay. Could you explain?
@CashanovaXTREME
@CashanovaXTREME 3 года назад
Imagine a doctor calling you out and saying “she didn’t have any drugs in her system, she pretended to be unconscious so it would seem dramatic. Nothings wrong with her.” Absolutely brutal, lol.
@Seawitch555
@Seawitch555 3 года назад
it happens more than you think, embarrassing is right lmao
@JohnSmith-yd5wq
@JohnSmith-yd5wq 3 года назад
Right because that's something normal people do.
@deankruse2891
@deankruse2891 2 года назад
Fantastic! FANTASTIC
@WorthlessClips
@WorthlessClips Год назад
The doctor didnt say 90% of that... tim said the doctor said there was no drugs in her system, that's it. The rest tim said
@john.jai.sullivan
@john.jai.sullivan Год назад
@daddychill7442😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mattallred
@mattallred 3 года назад
"I have a family, it's Joe Rogan and Candace Owens..." lmfao
@DekkarJr
@DekkarJr 3 года назад
I wish they were my family hahaha
@withnail-and-i
@withnail-and-i 3 года назад
Can't believe he did Lil Xan like that
@puffball4484
@puffball4484 3 года назад
Accept we all know Alex Jones is his father
@wordssmit6667
@wordssmit6667 3 года назад
@@puffball4484 nahh Alex is more of a big brother or uncle. It’s obvious Joe is his father because he always brings up him up the way a step kid would his step dad ALEX IS THE CRAZY UNCLE 😏
@redacted5035
@redacted5035 3 года назад
MY MOTHER AND FATHER
@brooksysdead
@brooksysdead 3 года назад
" hell hath no fury like a gay man scorned" -someone
@CallousCarter
@CallousCarter 3 года назад
This really is the gayest Tim has ever been.
@milkcatdog394
@milkcatdog394 3 года назад
@@CallousCarter if that’s so he’s still straight passing lol
@limabeats2389
@limabeats2389 3 года назад
Tim is the best gay
@P_steez
@P_steez 3 года назад
I read that in the Bible one time I think
@angru_arches
@angru_arches 2 года назад
Umh, I think it was Dave Chappelle
@scaretactictales5895
@scaretactictales5895 3 года назад
“This isn’t even a podcast anymore, I’m talking directly to you.” My favorite part
@user-fw8wt4qo3o
@user-fw8wt4qo3o 3 года назад
“You bum bitch” “You clown bitch” I absolutely love it
@DH-ij9pe
@DH-ij9pe 3 года назад
One of the most epic rants ever.
@johnmacy3607
@johnmacy3607 3 года назад
its right up there with the Bill Burr Philly rant in my opinion and thats high praise. Hilarious
@ophiophagushannah1573
@ophiophagushannah1573 3 года назад
@@johnmacy3607 at least this one wasn’t recorded with a potato
@taiyoctopus2958
@taiyoctopus2958 3 года назад
It's a fucking work of art it is. XD
@mercharris5266
@mercharris5266 2 года назад
This was my first exposure to Tim’s show and I’ve been watching almost daily for months now lol
@mythicalmining7999
@mythicalmining7999 2 года назад
lmaoooo "you'd be rosemary kennedy"
@TimeWatch5
@TimeWatch5 3 года назад
HE SNAPPED. rip his aunt
@longjohnston1363
@longjohnston1363 3 года назад
If she wasn't a drug addict before she sure as hell is now
@mrtambourineman6107
@mrtambourineman6107 3 года назад
Bit harsh!
@domja9389
@domja9389 3 года назад
@@mrtambourineman6107 He apologized 9:06
@kkandola9072
@kkandola9072 3 года назад
@@longjohnston1363 🤣🤣
@bolu7648
@bolu7648 3 года назад
I'm from NY, this is real NY shit
@CommodoreDick
@CommodoreDick 3 года назад
I feel like Tim’s grandfather would be proud of him for working so hard, being so successful, and having the balls to say what the rest of the country is thinking. Love you Tim Dillon, keep fighting the good fight.
@JoxyHighroller
@JoxyHighroller 2 года назад
Yeah sure, his Irish religious grandfather would be proud of him🤦🏻‍♂️
@ryanhopper2854
@ryanhopper2854 Год назад
He probably wouldn’t like the profanity but I think he may like how he speaks to power and is genuinely successful
@natesvibin3937
@natesvibin3937 Год назад
@@JoxyHighrollerare u irish lol
@JoxyHighroller
@JoxyHighroller Год назад
@@natesvibin3937 you know it lad
@Z-J-
@Z-J- Год назад
@@JoxyHighrollerehh my Irish grandfather talked like a sailor, it’s all situational
@dozzrecord6101
@dozzrecord6101 3 года назад
"This is the fake business mug" I almost choked to death.
@edisinmedicine5512
@edisinmedicine5512 3 года назад
“I don’t bring family drama on the show” then proceeds to eviscerate his aunt lmaoo
@tracywilliams6051
@tracywilliams6051 3 года назад
Only watched a couple of his vids... maybe I'm mistaken, but I think he was ragging on family then, too. She's terrible, bet he's ok, right...
@whom.d2549
@whom.d2549 3 года назад
@@tracywilliams6051 i dont know what you’re getting at but i just find it funny how he went on a rant about his family drama on his own platform which reaches quite a bit of people. I mean did he really have to? It just comes out as pathetic in my opinion.
@TrollHiddenCave
@TrollHiddenCave 3 года назад
@@whom.d2549 it's probably all fake and if you don't like that Then you don't like his style of Comedy so you should probably go find someone else to listen to have a good day
@whom.d2549
@whom.d2549 3 года назад
@@TrollHiddenCave i assumed the possibility of it being a joke but odds are that it wasnt since its a podcast and it seemed somewhat real not to mention other times where he talked about his family as Tracy mentioned. You said i wont like his style of comedy based on this supposed “skit”; though i havent seen much of his standups, i dont think this reflects his style.
@zzzzzz-ti2rv
@zzzzzz-ti2rv 2 года назад
@@whom.d2549 it was down low. Anyone who fakes a suicide attempt clearly has deep emotional issues and reaching out for help or something. Not something I'd air out. Or her drug problems. You wrote "cum pig" on yourself and posted it on the internet and expecting people to be disgusted, well your aunt got disgusted lol, I mean it is kinda disgusting on purpose so.... Tim is kind of a tool tbh.
@JoeCamel.
@JoeCamel. 3 года назад
The most ruthless while simultaneously being hysterically funny.
@guuumby_1468
@guuumby_1468 3 года назад
It’s a fucking masterpiece
@whitexchina
@whitexchina 3 года назад
😂 Note to self: Never say anything bad about Tim Dillon.
@gmarie3053
@gmarie3053 3 года назад
My 3rd watch 😂
@Derek_Keenan
@Derek_Keenan 3 года назад
@Shadow Of Wiggin Jeff Ross?
@vinny5638
@vinny5638 3 года назад
@@Derek_Keenan yeah that Joe Ross guy
@ellenbro1852
@ellenbro1852 3 года назад
I listen to this every time someone does something shitty to me, and it makes me feel better.
@SisterJanet
@SisterJanet 3 года назад
Aunt pretends to be lawyer. "Fake business" must run in the family.... 😂
@KidSillyFresh
@KidSillyFresh 3 года назад
As a guy from an Irish Catholic family that grew up on Long Island who happens to have an aunt Kathleen that's a total nut bar.......too relatable, Tim.
@MrSharky334
@MrSharky334 3 года назад
I feel that. Irish Catholic from the midwest with a coked out kleptomaniac BPD aunt here lol, there's one in every family
@theteacher3160
@theteacher3160 3 года назад
Also raised Irish Catholic. Totally relatable.
@sq2441
@sq2441 3 года назад
Likewise here in Seattle ditto , Kathleen = mo problems and drama
@npatt6362
@npatt6362 3 года назад
We all have one.
@bradsully6620
@bradsully6620 3 года назад
Yep, Pittsburgh Irish catholic here. Too normal.
@jg2408
@jg2408 3 года назад
"Okay? Pedophile drug addict...." Gets me every time
@Lukemooredrums
@Lukemooredrums 3 года назад
for the first time I could imagine Tim actually being gay due to how bitchy he is in this. That line gets me too. Comedic gold.
@steveethier5176
@steveethier5176 3 года назад
It was 'I'm in Malibu, Ho!' for me...
@edvfya9922
@edvfya9922 2 года назад
"KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!" "NOBODY WANTS YOU NEAR THEIR FAMILYYYY!" This entire rant is brutality incarnate. 😂
@Audiofatuation
@Audiofatuation 2 года назад
Those are my fav
@Hardrive2677
@Hardrive2677 Год назад
“Are you honoring his days as a carpenter?” 😂😂😂😂💀
@kysRN_
@kysRN_ 3 года назад
Kathleen got absolutely COOKED. Jesus Christ, Tim.
@pearlhappyhour
@pearlhappyhour 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@whitexchina
@whitexchina 3 года назад
This wasn't even a roast anymore, it was a burial.
@poliomuffinmanuuu
@poliomuffinmanuuu 3 года назад
@Gavin Newsom Give it a rest, Kathleen. You lost.
@daviddelamora7695
@daviddelamora7695 3 года назад
@@poliomuffinmanuuu 🤓🙃
@longjohnston1363
@longjohnston1363 3 года назад
@Gavin Newsom this is one of the many reasons Tim has an audience. Na man, he plateaued.
@ashtonj8082
@ashtonj8082 3 года назад
its a real knife fight in Tims family
@FunkyBooNutz
@FunkyBooNutz 3 года назад
Hahahaha
@MrEazyE357
@MrEazyE357 3 года назад
Lmao!!!
@nagsterthegangster3548
@nagsterthegangster3548 3 года назад
Fuck man, life in the big city...
@unc9106
@unc9106 Месяц назад
It’s a real knife fight out here
@LtSaynt
@LtSaynt 17 дней назад
I saw this when it came out and I've watched it ever couple of months since. Only Bill Burr's Philly rant can contend with this. This is an amazing chew out. I'm still in awe.
@Maso999
@Maso999 4 месяца назад
this will always be my favorite rant by far
@ClintByrne
@ClintByrne 3 года назад
I died listening to this. You should sell cameos where you just do this to people's families
@proptosis2682
@proptosis2682 3 года назад
Hilarious
@FunkyBooNutz
@FunkyBooNutz 3 года назад
God this would be amazing lol
@jcd780
@jcd780 3 года назад
The one person I'd pay to do a cameo lol
@amackemspeaks2284
@amackemspeaks2284 3 года назад
omg this is hilarious!!!!!!
@rhrabar0004
@rhrabar0004 3 года назад
I'd pay 150
@traviss9059
@traviss9059 3 года назад
Everyone has a Kathleen in their life that they wish they could go Tim Dillon on.
@ftmyersboi1
@ftmyersboi1 3 года назад
An aunt Kathleen or an uncle Steve. 😆
@TheChuckFina
@TheChuckFina 3 года назад
So true
@sta292
@sta292 3 года назад
I honestly don't, but I wish I did now.
@mikemartins3297
@mikemartins3297 3 года назад
He could actually be sued for defamation and slander 💯 I mean the rant was funny but she could take legal action against him and use this video against her , calling her a thief, pedophile ect. This went hard🤔 this rant was so emotionally charged. Then again he’s right why would she neg him like that to cause this ⁉️🤷🏻‍♂️ she’s his family and could’ve texted him directly 🤦🏻‍♂️
@tripletmama2657
@tripletmama2657 3 года назад
@@ftmyersboi1 weird uncle Steve that the young girls aren’t supposed to sit next to .
@otherfoxotherfox9339
@otherfoxotherfox9339 Год назад
When people rant, they usually just come across as pissed off, but some can create art with their rage and frustration. This is a fine form of artistic expression. I thank you Tim Dillon for making me laugh.
@gcannonp4016
@gcannonp4016 3 года назад
The way he says “I’m in Malibu, Ho” shows how you never go at a high octane comedian like TD
@reservoirdude92
@reservoirdude92 Год назад
Literally one of the most hilarious things I've heard from anyone 🤣
@tylerrolandmorris
@tylerrolandmorris 3 года назад
The pandemic is affecting everyone differently
@sxhmidog
@sxhmidog 3 года назад
Brilliant.
@kmking5600
@kmking5600 3 года назад
😁
@alexmurphy5289
@alexmurphy5289 3 года назад
Perfect use of “affecting” as well
@Scottieb1031
@Scottieb1031 10 месяцев назад
😂
@chelsea1up
@chelsea1up 3 года назад
I'm setting this whole thing as my morning alarm
@Lukemooredrums
@Lukemooredrums 3 года назад
Hahahaha I would actually do that if I could
@MsDinoGal
@MsDinoGal 3 года назад
LOLOL
@michelebergman4336
@michelebergman4336 3 года назад
Brilliant idea hahahaha
@callisto537
@callisto537 3 года назад
How would you do that?
@Lukemooredrums
@Lukemooredrums 3 года назад
@@callisto537 by kidnapping Kathleen and making her recite the podcast start to finish (from Tim’s perspective) every morning at a time you previously locked in.
@spliffcliffdiff
@spliffcliffdiff 3 года назад
The spirit of tim dillons success is revenge. His voice is that of payback, and no one is off limits. Great stuff, we've all got a bit of him in us.
@nicholascahill5319
@nicholascahill5319 2 года назад
I come back to this time and time again when I’m having a horrible day. Thank you tim.
@ccirish4519
@ccirish4519 4 месяца назад
Same❤
@IcdCff-db5wu
@IcdCff-db5wu 3 года назад
“I’m in Malibu Ho” lol
@jeremybirns
@jeremybirns 3 года назад
That was my favorite line
@madelynbarhorst
@madelynbarhorst 3 года назад
The gayest thing he’s ever said 😂
@5dollarshake263
@5dollarshake263 3 года назад
Jesus christ, this is the type of roast that will have his aunt looking at herself in the mirror in a completely different way then she ever has before.
@wordssmit6667
@wordssmit6667 3 года назад
I doubt she listened to the whole thing
@andreapogran3848
@andreapogran3848 3 года назад
That would take self reflection which she definitely is unable to do and that’s why her life turned to shit.
@juliangrant9718
@juliangrant9718 3 года назад
Nah, I got family members like this, maybe even worse. No amount of ridicule will enlighten them. They will only delude themselves into thinking they're somehow justified.
@alzero3400
@alzero3400 3 года назад
Sad but true.(above comments).
@iamanidiotbut5523
@iamanidiotbut5523 3 года назад
Or suicide or drugs
@jonvia
@jonvia 20 дней назад
There's something about relatives that think they can just be the rudest sack of garbage to other family members. No you cant be rude and get away with it just bc you're relatives. Reminds me of my brother.
@milkcatdog394
@milkcatdog394 3 года назад
I can’t stop listening to this clip. I’m living vicariously
@puffball4484
@puffball4484 3 года назад
Tim's family is the embodiment of American modernity
@mathewlegrange5880
@mathewlegrange5880 3 года назад
The embodiment of the American right wing. Judgemental of everyone yet unable to acknowledge their own shortcomings.
@mathewlegrange5880
@mathewlegrange5880 3 года назад
@Jake I agree. But Tim literally said his aunt was a Trump supporter and watched Fox, so she definitely is an embodiment of her side. Agree?
@cryptocaesar8972
@cryptocaesar8972 3 года назад
@@mathewlegrange5880 bruh you’re saying this in response to a video from a comedian who many leftists have hated on for his style of comedy, Lol. No his aunt is not the embodiment of her side she is just that type of person which both sides have.
@karenskinner9044
@karenskinner9044 3 года назад
@@mathewlegrange5880 Oh. stop.... no matter what so called side you're on, it doesn't matter, crazy is as crazy does.... and each side has their crazies.
@karenskinner9044
@karenskinner9044 3 года назад
@@cryptocaesar8972 I am an ex Bernie supporter, because he pushed for Biden.... I love Tim Dillon. He is super funny. I love dark humor.
@1997austintodd
@1997austintodd 3 года назад
I like how Tim went hard for like 5 minutes straight and then paused to plug is fake business mug, that I immediately bought, then went right back at it XD
@nq6508
@nq6508 3 года назад
I didn't even realize he went on for 5 minutes lol. The rant was so good.
@alexanderkareh6832
@alexanderkareh6832 2 года назад
That shit sent me over the top
@ImDaveMatthews
@ImDaveMatthews 10 месяцев назад
I watch this clip more often than I should. The slight smirk Tim gives at 4:58 looks like years of pent up animosity being lifted off his shoulders in an instant and it’s incredible every time
@lordmaster9007
@lordmaster9007 19 дней назад
Astute observation
@joereilly8890
@joereilly8890 2 года назад
As a native long Islander I like to imagine Tim’s aunt is actually one of the many Long Island woman I know that fit her description perfectly
@ghostnotes7750
@ghostnotes7750 3 года назад
Tim is the best ranter ever. He shredded me at one of his standup shows in Tampa and I enjoyed every second of it LOL
@nickcanon
@nickcanon 3 года назад
were you being obnoxious?
@BillyMillion
@BillyMillion 3 года назад
What were you doing to get shredded, were you annoying everybody?
@fruitgum9619
@fruitgum9619 2 года назад
Hey guys, not you shredding them too 😂 who knows, he could've been making fun of his appearance for all we know
@phokit3459
@phokit3459 2 года назад
@@BillyMillion He probably didn’t do anything. Sometimes comedians pick people out for a good natured ribbing in an attempt to work the crowd.
@TM-wc7lj
@TM-wc7lj Год назад
@@phokit3459 duh
@Homerj1117
@Homerj1117 3 года назад
Kathleen has had it coming for years... ever since that group text where she asked people to do dishes before a family party. You are doing God's work my friend.
@couchman-sw6jy
@couchman-sw6jy 3 года назад
I remember that episode 😂 funny to know that was Kathleen
@The-nz8ui
@The-nz8ui 2 года назад
I just discovered Tim Dillon recently lmaooo. Do you remember which video that was?
@hennythingispossible11
@hennythingispossible11 2 года назад
@@couchman-sw6jy which episode is that?
@ndGoodNite
@ndGoodNite 2 года назад
Eeww before a party?!
@ndGoodNite
@ndGoodNite 2 года назад
Eeww before a party?!
@desireelontine4311
@desireelontine4311 Год назад
My humor is so dark, that when I have a bad day I come to this video for a good laugh 😂 can’t believe it’s already been 2 years 😂
@ccirish4519
@ccirish4519 4 месяца назад
Every line is a work of art 🎭
@michaeloneill1805
@michaeloneill1805 3 года назад
I wish Tim would just tell us how he really feels
@georgesotiriou7051
@georgesotiriou7051 Год назад
Right. Why hold back?
@TheMasterTelevision
@TheMasterTelevision 3 года назад
Kathleen gets a text moments before this podcast drops from Tim reading "Should've kept your mouth shut".
@cashel5232
@cashel5232 2 года назад
LMFAO
@jhart1127
@jhart1127 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️
@buddyroach
@buddyroach 3 года назад
never go after someone close to you who has this much dirt on you and a podcast.
@Gluttonforpeace
@Gluttonforpeace 19 дней назад
Who knew Tim Dillon would eventually become Will Smith's biggest inspiration
@sagjagegahg
@sagjagegahg 3 года назад
I pray that tim never takes the high ground 😂
@treyellis3
@treyellis3 3 года назад
Amen
@SwitchSilver
@SwitchSilver 3 года назад
“I’m not going to bump into you, bitch. I don’t live in your kitchen!” This is the best thing I have ever heard.
@xuxon24
@xuxon24 2 месяца назад
A Dillon family reunion has to be extremely hilarious.
@peter81083
@peter81083 2 года назад
"Its the wrong day Kathleen , I'm the wrong one" Dude, I Fn love you calling out your family for their hypocrisy.
@profk3742
@profk3742 3 года назад
Tim?! She's a fake lawyer!? That's just fake business buddy
@cius2112
@cius2112 3 года назад
fake business rival.
@matthewhorizon6050
@matthewhorizon6050 3 года назад
Tim can dish it out, but cant take fake business nemesis'
@muttlee9195
@muttlee9195 2 года назад
Like Kim kardhardassian
@canadianturtle7240
@canadianturtle7240 3 года назад
Should we start calling Karens "Kathleens" now? In honor of his dead grandpa
@white6delta
@white6delta 3 года назад
For the legacy
@AmbientSounds205
@AmbientSounds205 3 года назад
We have no cats Kathleen MEOW MEOW PURR - Purr cat cafe
@nikkijordan6042
@nikkijordan6042 3 года назад
I think we should
@ianmichael1584
@ianmichael1584 3 года назад
I Too say "for the legacy"
@whitexchina
@whitexchina 3 года назад
Sounds much better!
@KevinReillySV
@KevinReillySV 3 года назад
“Let’s get this straight you bum bitch” 😂😂😭😭
@thomasjdm7388
@thomasjdm7388 Год назад
This is one of my "go to" rants when im drunk- such as now. Epic and hilarious
@cobrakaineverdies4589
@cobrakaineverdies4589 Год назад
😂😂😂😂
@smussiejollett3193
@smussiejollett3193 3 года назад
I personally think we were in a better place when all crazy middle class aunts could fake ODs and get rides in ambulances just for the display
@brandonglassock148
@brandonglassock148 3 года назад
Ahhhh... Much simpler times😔
@mgal6234
@mgal6234 3 года назад
I miss those days. 🙁
@dickbiggerjr3613
@dickbiggerjr3613 3 года назад
I mean she literally went the extra mile and the gesture was lost on her nephew.
@smussiejollett3193
@smussiejollett3193 3 года назад
@@dickbiggerjr3613 🤣🤣🤣
@user-tu2dr3ny6x
@user-tu2dr3ny6x 3 года назад
@@dickbiggerjr3613 The fake business is too high level for even Tim to comprehend. Kathleen's a grandmaster...
@Laura-fv1oe1
@Laura-fv1oe1 3 года назад
I loved this so much. I used to be the degenerate, resentful, unemployed, alcoholic of my family. Listening to this rant made me feel so much pride that I got my shit together and it doesn't apply to me anymore
@skyler20itodi69
@skyler20itodi69 2 года назад
That’s awesome, Eva.
@bn2870
@bn2870 2 года назад
@@djdoggynutellanutsack6766 not nice.
@Bixnood69
@Bixnood69 2 года назад
@@djdoggynutellanutsack6766 how?
@matturner6890
@matturner6890 2 года назад
@Eva so awesome that you pulled out of that, it's incredibly difficult.
@Laura-fv1oe1
@Laura-fv1oe1 2 года назад
@@matturner6890 thanks so much! ❤
@fullparranrlgames3758
@fullparranrlgames3758 2 года назад
Kathleen: "TIM DILLON JUST SLAPPED THE SHIT OUTTA ME"!!!
@localfox1000
@localfox1000 2 месяца назад
gotta come back from time to time to re-listen to this classic.
@blablablaa14
@blablablaa14 3 года назад
I love that Tim decided to use his platform to just attack his aunt. I would love to have that power in my family
@brandonglassock148
@brandonglassock148 3 года назад
Tim's grandfather made his own legacy. And Tim is creating his own legacy.
@accuser_of_the_brethren7816
@accuser_of_the_brethren7816 2 года назад
I have an aunt Kathy who behaves the same way. Never worked a day in her life and spends her hard working husband's money on dumb shit like re-doing the interior of each room in the mansion he owns every month to make herself feel important. She tried to give me advice once and I told her off and used the same "why don't you get a jooooob BitCh" line, hung up and have still never spoken to her since. I relate to Tim's catharsis during this.
@gurgy3
@gurgy3 2 года назад
When you realize Tim is NOT the black sheep of the family.
@Mark-jr6ld
@Mark-jr6ld 3 года назад
Where's the money Kathleeeeeen? Did ya *take* it?!
@carpathianhermit7228
@carpathianhermit7228 3 года назад
Aunt Kathleen's existence is spitting in the face of the Dillon Patriarch's legacy
@dylanrepetto2447
@dylanrepetto2447 Год назад
I come back to the video every few months to laugh my ass off lmao thank u Tim !!
@shadena276
@shadena276 3 года назад
“i’m in malibu ho” -Tim “the great and powerful roaster” Dillon
@MityaBerg
@MityaBerg 3 года назад
Are we gonna see frenemies with Kathleen and Tim?
@mattberg6816
@mattberg6816 3 года назад
I was hoping they would go on that Gary Busey court show
@MityaBerg
@MityaBerg 3 года назад
@@mattberg6816 so many ways to promote fake family business)
@mattberg6816
@mattberg6816 3 года назад
@@MityaBerg 😂
@jamesgarland9210
@jamesgarland9210 3 года назад
Kathleen needs to film a response video asap. Otherwise she’s done .
@samsungtelevision695
@samsungtelevision695 3 года назад
How amazing would that be? I wish 4chan detectives could get me a pic of this woman to go with the story
@THEJAM-EATERS
@THEJAM-EATERS 2 месяца назад
This is one of my favourite videos of all time!
@TheOnlyFlightNikes
@TheOnlyFlightNikes Год назад
I listen to this once a week to remind me that family is never forever!
@rmschad5234
@rmschad5234 3 года назад
I wanted to turn it off, but I couldn't.
@bn2870
@bn2870 3 года назад
This is better than the Bill Burr Philly roast.😂
@DefenderOfVirginity
@DefenderOfVirginity 3 года назад
bill would be proud of this
@joelspaulding5964
@joelspaulding5964 2 года назад
Not quite.
@jaycrib303
@jaycrib303 2 года назад
7:26 “this isnt even a podcast anymore, im talking to you directly” 🤣🤣🤣
@jackashmore
@jackashmore 14 дней назад
Anytime I feel about my myself, I go back to this video to know I’m not Aunt Kathy
@brigittemr3005
@brigittemr3005 3 года назад
I’m here for this Long Island trash!!! 👏
@pearlhappyhour
@pearlhappyhour 3 года назад
😂😂
@couchman-sw6jy
@couchman-sw6jy 3 года назад
Best kind of trash 🤣
@MontTheBeatMaker
@MontTheBeatMaker 3 года назад
This is every reason why I love Tim. This rant is legendary
@TheSeveredTongues
@TheSeveredTongues 2 месяца назад
No lie, this is the first video i play right when i wake up on the days that i work. The seething disgust that emanates from tim somehow prepares me to go to work with a smile on my face. Bless your heart
@kimbonice
@kimbonice 11 месяцев назад
I come back to this video several times a year in-order to pay respect to the legend
@ajphilbrick588
@ajphilbrick588 3 года назад
Tim Dillon is just brilliant criminally underrated stand up
@shakur9567
@shakur9567 3 года назад
he's not bad sitting down either
@barstoolandrew1421
@barstoolandrew1421 3 года назад
When Tim gets Ben rolling it makes me laugh even more
@taipaleenmakips
@taipaleenmakips 2 года назад
From time to time, I revisit this gem of a video.
@Audiofatuation
@Audiofatuation 2 года назад
As do I
@perryraika7502
@perryraika7502 2 года назад
This is the rant that solidified me as a life long fan of Tim’s…epic stuff lol
@footballaustin55
@footballaustin55 3 года назад
LMAO KATHLEEN got roasted
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 года назад
If you want to see something almost funny check out my stupid comedy videos. 🤔
@ricomakeda
@ricomakeda 3 года назад
This is the perfect template for going off on my mother in law when the times comes. And it’s coming. I literally just have to switch out the names.
@MrVisde
@MrVisde 2 года назад
“How you gonna bump into me??? I don’t live in your kitchen!” 🔥🔥 🤣🔥🔥
@henry-qg5kn
@henry-qg5kn 7 месяцев назад
I watch this while I work out to get pumped
@JeffSmith-mx7xn
@JeffSmith-mx7xn 3 года назад
I almost never comment on videos, but this is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time and I have to give my thanks. Tim blasting off on Kathleen absolutely made my night!
@rsat477
@rsat477 3 года назад
Tim your family reminds me so much of my south side irish family in Chicago. God bless you
@legalassistant8110
@legalassistant8110 22 дня назад
this popped up on my feed again, and it truly never gets old. I LOVE YOU TIM
@YeshuaCameAndGaveUsLifeandLove
@YeshuaCameAndGaveUsLifeandLove 3 года назад
The dude in the Right hand side is hillarious he's laughing the whole time.
@IHATEJEREMYMOCK
@IHATEJEREMYMOCK 3 года назад
You are my spirit animal Tim.
@StupiderWithAB
@StupiderWithAB 3 года назад
I like the silliness of this almost as much as i like my silly and stupid videos.
@rctecopyright
@rctecopyright 3 года назад
Semen swine is your spirit animal? Savage
@IHATEJEREMYMOCK
@IHATEJEREMYMOCK 3 года назад
@@rctecopyright My heart wants what it wants... I only hope that yours wants to swandive into a woodchipper with your first born as atonement for your lack of humor. Get it now?
@rctecopyright
@rctecopyright 3 года назад
@@IHATEJEREMYMOCK Nah, my heart as of this moments wants nothing like that but maybe someday... I'm glad your heart is getting what it needs my Jizz Jezebel friend.
@hxtel
@hxtel 18 дней назад
Why wouldn’t his grandfather be proud of him? He’s a successful comedian making millions laugh. Good on him for roasting the fuck out her lmao.
@NeoakiraIV
@NeoakiraIV 2 года назад
I always come back to this rant to motivate myself for thanksgiving
@corey69000
@corey69000 3 года назад
Good for you man. Even family isnt impervious from catching these metaphorical “hands”
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