Jax: Literally fodderizes guards and skilled people for fun, killed an ascended. Skooch: Eh rough Nasus: Literally a fucking god that can summon sandstorms with a wave of his hand. Skooch: A bit hard. Kassadin: yeets Voidlings, some of them large as cho-gath, and fucking kills them. Skooch: Ez pz Anivia: Literally a massive fucking giant that merely existing beside her could cause you to freeze to death Skooch: 50/50 baby Just a joke btw, love the dude.
As a lore nerd, I know that almost all of these characters would whoop anyone's ass. There's exceptions of course, but Anivia is like a city sized demigod, Voli is bigger than Galio I think, and Nautilus can hold a whole ass pirate ship underwater like it's a damn bath toy. Also Varus is a hate crime, he's 2 gay men in one body.
@@ivanchoo2006 Fiddle aint no azakana. Azakana are lesser demons that feed off of specific emotions. Fiddle is THE ancient demon of Fear itself. He's as ancient as when the first sentient life form.
"If I had a penny for how many times Aatrox has lost in a fist fight based on a tier-list, I'd have two pennies. It isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice."
I feel like you are just.... Not understanding the concept of content... Like, convincingly, you are clearly not fucking able to understand... But go ahead, comment back and tell me how "yOu DoNt GeT a JoKe BrUh!?!?!?!?"
Skooch is scarier than we could've imagined. He can roundhouse kick a 20ft engine of destruction, wrestle a bear easily come on top in a 3v1 and punch through metal. Beware the Skooch.
Skooch has some next ass confidence. Man thinks he can choke out a giant, 300ft Statue lol. It'd be like trying to fight the Statue of Liberty. I respect it.
I just adore that when skooch got to Sett the entire chat started to scream "YOU LOSE" "NO CHANCE" "YOU WOULD DIE", and then when he puts him in pleasure, everyone instantly went to "agreed" "i support it :D".
Skooch just a question, will you and Ross ever make a video called "bot lane duos Skooch and Ross could beat in a fight" because that would be the best video 2021 will have ever seen.
33:21 Skooch "Zoe is kinda a nice guy" Zoe: *In the middle of watching an entire civilazation dying by the meteor she yoyo'ed into their planets orbit* "Ya!"
@@thijs4305 Ya, because Zoe either BLEW THEM ALL UP, or *WATCHED THEM DIE OFF WHILE EATING MOON CAKE!!! WHAT EVEN IS A MOON CAKE!?* (This is a joke btw)
@@thijs4305 naah it's not there aren't other planets anymore it's just that every LoL character has had his lore re-written to be from Runeterra, but I'm pretty sure Aurelion Sol will confirm you he's created myriads of those still
@@markopusic8258 i think he did as far as i can remember like he encountered many civilization and he adores it everytime they looked up in the sky and be amazed by him , but non of them caught his attention besides the mysterious runterra
Nah it’s because she can turn into amumu or bard But it’s a different case for Annie and Zoe, Annie murders a few people, Zoe on the other hand, obliterates an entire village with a star and then laughs about it afterwards
@@infinitedark6158 yeah sure... but in court, they cant tell if she is 9 or 9000 year old, thats the problem, but i think the fight would have been stopped after thr start and they would start jumping on skooch because he is attacking a "child"
Skooch ready to throw hands at characters that would absolutely kick his ass, has the same vibes and confidence as that "I have the power of god and anime on my side" vine
In skooch's mind he knocks out levitating darth vader before getting nothing personell kid'd and sliced in half but it's a 50/50 chance he loses to a squirrel in a ninja suit
I like how when it comes to Yuumi, the ultra instinct soundtrack starts playing as if the stakes are high- that if he doesn’t absolutely obliterate this semi-orphan cat searching for its owner, the world will end LOL
I was thinking this was gonna be a little more serious than Ross' list (love the man, but his picks were very...interesting), but out the gate my man puts Aatrox in the 50/50 tier...
When he put Aatrox there I was expecting him to say something about The Sword but nah My Man Skootch wants to throw hands with a twenty feet abomination of flesh
Aphelios legit always has his guns available Skooch. it's a literal 2v1, his sister teleports the damn things into his hands. you're not winning that one
the thing is if skoochie fights lore olaf: Olaf will do one of the following 1. send him flying with a fist 2. butcher him 3. ignor him until skoochy botherd him enough and butcher him if he fights ingame olaf : juggle more axes than draven while donating e true dmg and any dmg taken is sustained with w and ''grapples'' denied by ult
For all of these fights to go down. I just imagine Skooch being slightly drunk from a bar and was bet a shit ton of money to wait in an alley and jump the first person who crosses him. And the champions are the different scenarios.
I would never hit Pantheon, he's the MAN of MEN, i wouldn't want to fight him, I will want to become friends with him, he's a homie, a bro, a boy, like braum, the guys just wants to bake breads, and braum wants to chill with poros, i love those man until my last breath
Tbh he would be more down to fuck considering the whole ancient sparta vibes so I would say he would be open to being close friends if you know what I mean ;)
