The OFFICIAL League of Legends Parenting Tier List 

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Zac should be higher because he had very loving parents so he knows what good parenting looks like. Those who have been loved will know how to love. Definitely should be with the guardians

skooch in the shurima update in legends of runeterra azir is typical grandpa tryna be cool to edgy zoomer daughter

Would Brevitē be good Sigma male apparel?

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most unexpectedly wholesome shit i’ve seen all day

I love this thank you

This made my day

IDK WHY THAT LAST ONE MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH ASKAKSAKSKASKAKSKSAS

I love this

Poor kid, but at leats when he was four he had a great year.

@@reibruka6536 he probably went around telling strangers about his kid and how amazing he is, until they ask how old he is... Then he'll just c$m or something

@@Mr.Fleckstone ahahahahahha wtf i am dying

Jhin's fault, cant pull out fast enough

Well if he patient enough he will wait till 44

I think Sett is very close to Braum, and the best mom is 100% Senna

And i think the best mom would be elise, ask the spiderlings.

@@liandrysanguishinshin7955 Dude no, Sett is the dad that fucking goes out for cigarettes and exits your life forever.

@@Chris-jl6vp i mean... The guy loves his mom more than anything and hates his dad to death so i guess he would try to love his Kids like he loves his mom and try not to be his father

I think a Rioter actually stated that it's cannon that Braum would be a model father figure

Your dad works so hard he created two sun in his life. That sun and you. And he met another one, your mom. And he created more, your sibling. And he hopes you will find and create one too.

@@thanthanh5190 that somehow sound like philosophy, which is suit Sol lmao

I can now unsee this

Why doesn’t aurelion sol like playing with darts? ...cuz he always gets nerfed

Sol would be the kinda dad the e's outta the house to get milk and never comes back.

True Morgana would be awsome. Kayle on other hand is completly nuts with "justice"

@@asraelgaming8857 Kayle is an angel blinded by her own light. Nothing more, nothing less

@@dragonheart1357 heh, blind justice

Not really, she doesn't punish much. That's thier whole dynamic, Kayle is too much justice, Morgana is too much compassion. Her children would probably spoiled and stuff. She can punish them but she probably won't

@@thebookonthegoat8068 honestly, fair point. But still, she wouldn't be a mom as bad as Kayle. She should be at least Ok, if not Sometimes questionable.

Braum

A lot of them would eat the child

true lol

@willump bot You would be surprised how common cannibalism are in nature.

@willump bot every other living being

I think it would be the opposite problem - just doesn’t really know how best to take care of tangible progeny, and has other things to worry about. Still a good parent overall tho.

YES

Sounds like a normal sibling relationship to me

@@yeetertheteeter3388 as a sibling child can confirm

As a sibling, I've learned to care, but I've also learned a ton of reasons for why I SHOULDN'T care

He is right tho, she probably can and know how to, but her desires go the complete opposite way lol

And 2 tons chest muscles

@@JosephStalin-vo6gi so. Just normal childbirth in the freljord?

@@yeetertheteeter3388pretty much yeah

Haha funny arcane joke

Not confirmed but highly likely

Eh, he wasn't that incredible pre-transformation

I love that idea

Even better if they introduce a character that happens to be their kid from the future.

Pretty late to this but I’d love to see Vayne take a mentor role Lucian-Senna’s Kid, especially with the SoL event possibly linking that Vayne would be able to teach the kid how to be a Sentinel

@I believe in Rengoku supremacy Watch Double Double Cross and you'll understand.

@I believe in Rengoku supremacy Nope, the running gag is that their married cause of how they behave with the other. Though, their just bloody good friends, even if they bicker with each other.

@@TheFearsomeRat I think they were originally intended to be a couple but riot executives pushed the idea back the same way they did with trans Taliyah and Leona and Diana being a couple

@@maskett653 trans taliyah got permanently cut, but I'm pretty sure they put lesbian Diana/Leona and Cait/Vi back in later (Legends of Runeterra hint at both of those ships a bit).

@@teacupkoala175 Hol up. I thought Leona and Diana were related? Aren't they like sisters?

Yeah but like, do insects make good parents? They just sorta dump their children into their colony only to ignore them.

I think that she kind of gives born and then fucking lets them onto the void idk how that thing works

@@throg4657 Strength in numbers. They have many siblings to care for them. Some spiders care for their kids for a while. But spiders aren't insects.

@@chaotixthefox then again... are voidborns insects exactly? maybe they're more similar to creatures like spiders too lmao

@@imveryanxious Voidbornes are mostly "constructs", they're not generated by reproduction usually but created from the Watchers (and eventually given the capability of reproduction) as a mean to scout, colonize and learn about dimensions they intend to destroy, most of them have insectoid features to bring closer rensemblance to aliens but there's not really a standard to how a voidborne looks like. As for their average intelligence, Kog'maw is about as smart as a human toddler, Rek'sai is an animal by every mean but a really crafty and smart one, similar to orcas (even thought Rek'sai is sort of a landshark/those big worms in B-series monster movies). Cho'gath is confirmedly very intelligent (above human average levels), Kha'zix is on average with humans but he's a lightning-fast learner, Vel'koz is the oldest and wisest of the Voidbornes still alive. Baron Nashor too is a creature of the Void, the Heralds are corrupted Scuttlecrabs.

Amazing parent

@Kelly Betita just search shuriman trash (that's the name of the story)

She did that to her sisters, definitely save the child from Lissandra.

She gives me evil step mom vibes

not to mention akali is also like 16 or some so, some kinda teen

@@speeddemon9616 a rioter said she was 19

@@infinitedark6158 oh well some kinda teen

His D decided not his brain

well according to him, wukong is better than yi BECAUSE yi taught him so same logic i guess

Lmao

You forgot to add, like a legend, or atleast the kid who thinks he is before beat up

Like how he said “the backpack saved his life when he’s gone to shoot things”

Looks like it too lmao

The mans tryna' make a living and you's wilin' on him

@Zaphy God, I wanna write a fanfic about that now, fuck you for the idea.

Fun fact: Darius is canonically a dad! In his comic he had a wife and child ( which I'm pretty sure was not shown) but unfortunately no one deserves to be happy in noxius, the son was sent to war and died. Worst part Darius didn't know about this he didn't know he had a son! But when his wife found out and wanted to tell darius, she was slain by i think darius righthand woman( correct me if I'm wrong srry) because she was afraid that Darius will learn this information and go against noxus. So yeah hes a dad dude alright

Darius: oh so your 4 years old? Son: yes... Darius: GO TO WAR AND PROVE YOUR LOYALTY TO NOXUS Son: .......

Darius the kind of father that would say "Kid, if you get into a fight you better kick his ass or you'll get beat by him and by me when you get home"

@@hm-yx5dr it was darius daughter that killed darius ex lover

Bard would be too busy gping around collecting Meeps

@@PenguinWithInternetAccess he’d just assign meeps to take care of the kid

Bard's lore is litterally that he does what he needs to do and then leaves. He would make someone pregnant and then they would never see him again

@@DualClassic64 Bardo's Bash and Dash

@@DualClassic64 but he needs to be a good parent so he would take care of the child and when the child is ready to leave the nest bard would leave instead

He's also parented Taliyah for a bit and that actually went well

@@teacupkoala175 Yasou in lore is a jaded man who just cant catch a break a good heart and playerbase that apparently works for a charity feeding the needy

Emperor Darkwill is the one who employed the child soldiers, not swain

Look. Child Soldiers just grow up to become Manchild Soldiers. And LoL basically thrives on that shit.

And that's a very Darius thing to do He wouldn't want a weakling kid Though if he knows his child he probably would have been at that battle

@@metaemperor i mean if Darius knew it was his kid, that kid wouldn't have been weak enough to die in combat. Training and studies 24/7. The worse part is having Draven for a fucking Uncle.

@@taichiarasoi776 I see having Draven as an uncle as an absolute win

Darius is loyal, hardworking and a caring man. When things were shit for them he didnt abandon his friends and Draven. Like come on anyone who read anything about him knows hes a good dude with different believes than us

@@taichiarasoi776 Draven would be a MUCH better uncle than a dad

That's terrifying

Boyfriend*

@@chihebsaidi2054 He's into Jinx.

@@SalvadorDolbyvsZAWARUDO *was

@@chihebsaidi2054 thats not canon its pulsefire

This is so confusing yet so funny

Loophole: they ask the bow.

Also Maokai: *yeets saplings*

Damn this is touching

@@Valigarmanda *THROW THE CHILD*

@@Valigarmanda 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂fuck alright you got me with that one lmao

LeBlanc is absolutely someone please save the child

LeBlanc and a child you mean a new weapon looks Rell Also Swain wasn't the one who did the child soldiers it was darkwill which was because of LeBlanc

@@metaemperor if anything, swain isnt really aware of whats going on himself. Dude's too busy flexing that demon arm

justice for Xin and ASol, they should be at the top

soooo true xD

He did kind of help his murderous tendencies a little bit too much but it's what Kayn wanted to do 🤔 This is the equivalent of a mercenary finding a child soldier in middle of warzone (which is excatly what happened)and raising them as their own

@@fich5814 I figured Skooch hasn’t read the zed comics so that’s why he thinks he’s crazy

Dude zed is a goat he is like the itachi of league

I was gonna say yea, I'm pretty sure zed is actually pretty chill.

Zed is a good teacher

I mean cats can't really live very well to 18

Actualy Iam a plant so legal

@@parafaust6201 she's not going to have a human child? cats care a lot about their kids

If yummi had a child and the child ate fish yummi would eat the child

i also saw a comment say that sol would have so many dad jokes and ive never agreed more

@@justyouraveragemartian783 Aurelian needs more Dad jokes Voice lines

that sounds so cute 🥺

Not to mention like her whole backstory is telling the worshippers or the sun God to shove the sun where it dont shine

@@omgzitsmilk I get it

She's both person-moon and moon-moon.

Linosek279 it means to shove the sun up their ass

@@alf2ih457 yes he said he gets it

I dont like where this is going

@@MrGabAlej b o n k

@@MrGabAlej "you can't milk those"... ... shoot me now

mess with the bull and you get the horns.

not to mention his people go enslaved by Noxus

So, essentially, top tier Dad?

I mean. Guy is more attached to the idea of youth and hard work than he is himself, he's confident not narcissistic. So like...Imagine Guy and Rock but they're just assholes.

true lol

I would say Morg is the better mom as she cherishes mortality.

@@ElHarmonyV agreed

Morg and Kai'sa were so low even though they're both so sweet

I dont see the problem, this is how it should be

Funny how Sona was on there twice.

well she came from the deepest depths of hell so its to be expected

R ya lootin great granddaughter - azir from rise of boomers expansion

Am I Cool Now ?

He's also a super benevolent ruler. Maybe a bit of pressure being the emperor's kid but good father nonetheless.

Kinda what I was thinking, he def wouldnt leave the kid without any kind of explanation. Although, That wont stop his expeditions... Maybe history is doomed to repeat itself

@@ultrakleptomania He'd probably take the kid with him. He would be mature enough to know that his child needs him to be there, but not mature enough to understand that he can't protect them from everything.

The lack of lore knowledge in the video is a bit underwhelming

@@meowsquared pretty much Full Metal Alchemist then

Nah, just think what would Indiana Jones be like, and there it is

She shouldn't be in the list. It's illegal to talk about you know who

Might we add that Kled even hates himself? Skarl, no one else, gets his love.

If he had a kid it would be or just like him or have the same love that skaarl receive.

Also Skooch: 27:35

@@heavenlygravity Lol

also 27:21

@@heavenlygravity theres 3, acually

I mean, thats how it works, isnt it?

I dunno im pretty sure hes like obsessed with pain, like inflicting it on himself, and would try to get his kid into that Or would traumatize his kid by always asking him to inflict pain onto him and/or make the kid think thats normal

@@fergin4979 he isn't, he is just so used to it that he doesn't fear it anymore.

urgot is kind of a fascist and a sociopath so idk

Yeah fucking bruh

@@elios7623 Being a warlord does not mean you will murder you children or harm them. If they teach the child how to kill would be beneficial for the child because everyone in runettera is in constant war with each other.

@@Nw-zh1uq also pretty much everyone on the list murdered or killed someone at some point so it doesn’t really matter

@@yeetertheteeter3388 Pretty much yes. Hunting or protecting your self and or going to war does not mean you will be a horrible parent.

Is Ok Is the God of War of Freljord

The moment I read giant my mind started to wander

@@PinHeadSupliciumwtf lol

@@PinHeadSupliciumwtf my mind still wondered after STUFFIE

Mareep SUPREMACY

isn't he suicidal?

Isn't she also like 15?

@@swolegolisopod7340 She's 20

That’s cause they’re competitors, if she had children she’d be more careful since they’re gonna be her heirs.

@@rimurutempest4945 She would definitely make sure her children will succeed so they may speak of her "legacy".

@@rimurutempest4945 Either that, or she's gonna be like those ancient Greek kings who would kill their children just so they'll stay in power for longer.

*Listens to Blue Kayn voice lines:* Yup seems alright to me!

Damn, you must play a lot of Seraphine

@@LandelRey How did you even come to that conclusion lol 🤔

Saying that Skooch is loudest advocate for the mistreatment of Skarner and his species. would be saying that Skooch is encouraging and supporting the mistreatment of Scarners species therefore the comment about about Seraphine who, despite hearing the voice of the Brackern souls and understanding who it is literally made them into a fucking boombox hoverboard

@@XannnyTanner it can be interpreted as the opposite

Ah I see now, edited for clarity. Thanks homies

nope

but so would his kids

nocturne best dad

His blades are wrist/elbow mounted. He has hands

I also was like dude wtf hahaha. Nocturne is such a monster that he doesnt even have the capability of understanding moral rules and lessons. He is the "nightmare" in childrens dreams in the lore lol. He would be one of the worst dads

:)

Hey man, come on. That's just true.

As one of 212803004 sons and daughters of Mordekaiser, i must say: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHELPMEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Honestly with the Brazil morde memes, i'm starting to feel like I only main him cuz I'm Brazilian

As a brazilian, i can say that most brazilians would agree with you

That's a gameplay thing i think cause Lore wise Maokai is one of the remaining good entities in the shadow isles.

Not to mention he has to babysit that brat Zoe constantly

also he LOVES his stars!! he brags about how good they are all the time, even the ones that dont shine as hard, he would be proud of you no matter what he should be in amazing tier

@@Child_Friendly_Child_I_Swear i mean honestly it’s kinda like the draven situation, if the child was made by him he’d probably love it because it’s an extension of him.

facts

Fun fact - Graves & TF were designed to be partners, and Leona and Diana were designed to be exes but Rito execs shot down the design team’s attempts at gay characters

@@zacrigby7203 Yep. Related, Taliyah is supposed to be trans, but Riot shot that down too.

Yes

I can smell the R34 from here...

💁🦋 "is this homophobia?"

"varus is amazing, you get to have two dads" -Skooch 2021

@@amybarnhart8386 technolly 3

Ik think he means two in one person 😂

My question is why did Morgana go from OK to No Legal?

@@pharoahman475 LMAO idk dood

This tier is mess grvrvthhrvrg gv