Markiplier Makes: Dog Toys 

Mark: You cried Ethan: I cried Mark: You almost cried Tyler: *DEAD STARE*

Tyler: *makes suicidal Warfstache* Mark: *makes an STD* Ethan: *makes a furry*

I love that Chica doesn’t wag her tail, she wags her entire back half.

Tyler: concentrated quiet giant Mark: loud man with deep voice Ethan: "Friends, friends, friends" tiny Pinnochio boi

Ethan: demonic furry Markiplier: nightmare fuel Tyler: suicidal warfstache

Ethan: makes a furry Mark: makes a parasite Tyler: *makes a voodoo doll*

mark: it’s so cruel to throw away toys also mark: *cuts all the toys into pieces and stitches them back together into literal nightmares*

I like that Mark and Ethan are openly discussing what their plans are for their toys and then Tyler is quietly concentrating on making a Warfstache Plushie and then executing it via hanging.

Mark: CHICA! Tyler:CHICA!! Ethan:CHICA!!! Henry: AM I A JOKE TO YOU

Mark to Ethan: "You cried!" Ethan: "I cried.." Mark to Tyler: "You _almost_ cried" Tyler: *_smirk_*

One of my primary sources of serotonin is Ethan saying something, it makes a surprise direct hit on Mark’s funny bone, and Mark then spends the next minute absolutely disabled by full-body laughter.

Mark being a masochist and secretly liking the towel smack

Tyler: “I feel like you have a friends song that teaches Mark about friendship.” Mark: “Yeah sing” Ethan, with no hesitation: *starts singing*

Mark: "Chica, Uppus" "UPPUS ANNUS"

we gonna talk about the fact that mark just recreated mimikyu?

I feel so bad for mark because he put thought and love and a story into his and Henry and Chica completely ignored it for a furry and marks alt ego on a noose.

Ethan: Makes a furry Tyler: makes a dog toy Mark: Creates the Antichrist

4:25 (The Start of Ethan's friend song) "Whowoaowoawo-" "IT'S THE DANCE OF ITALY"

All Weird Ethan Moments: 0:41 "doy tooy-” 1:11 (Sinister Ethan) 1:23 “Nenenehe- Nenenehe- (Ethan Car) 2:07 (uhhhh face’d Ethan) 2:22 (Sinister Surgery) 3:30 “Feels so *Right!”* 3:33 (Cut the Pika Poo!) 4:24 “OoOoOoOOoOOooo WooOooO, OOOOoooOoWOooOOoOoWUuUuUu, Friends friends friends-” ok no more 4:44 “-rub a dub dubbing-“ 5:53 (Door creak) “I’m gonna make this baby a furry!” 5:55 “-baby a furry!” 6:24 “OOH I can use you!” 6:29 *”EHE.”* (Throws broken Toucan) 7:44 “Ow!- *FUUUU-“* 9:39 (why) 11:11 (continuing de line u kno?) 12:49 “-love the *Hunt!”* 12:58 “We’ve got sight. *We’ve got S I G H T.”* 16:46 *“How to tie a noose”* 18:42 “Markiplier *GAME.”* 19:01 “Buh bye!”

I love that they seemed to have found something Ethan seems confident doing. He was so happy and content and it was Amazing to see. The result was a little scary, but the effort and happiness is a win

Ethan: do you want to eat a furry? Mark: do you want to eat some parasites? Tyler: dO yOu wANt tO eAt YouR dAD?

Owner: (spends thousands of dollars on new toys) Dog: I gotta say, this cardboard box is pretty cool.

Marks toy: Pikachu if he was bought of the black market Ethan's toy: Satan's true form Tyler: suicidal markimoo

ethan naming the 5 senses 12:57 1. sight *grabs the hear* 2. smell 3. taste 4. touch 5. ..... me dying of laughter because I can barely breath

“Markiplier makes: dog toys” Barely two minutes in: *whipping each other with fabric*

Mark: you don't call your friends papa bear Also mark like a yearish later: *speaking into a walkie talkie* hey it's papa bear

I love the entire beginning of this video was chaos but they had so much fun

i'm crying chica seemed so happy at the end there her entire body was wagging i.. i'm. i. eugh i love her

Nobody: Ethan grabbing ear: *wEv'e GoT sIGht*

1:44 Mark: Chica you remember this old toy Chica: goes to grab toy Mark: well it dead now. It’s gonna die. We’re gonna kill it.

when mark mentioned the scene from toy story 3 and said "everyone cried because it was very sad" i immediately remembered laughing hysterically at the scene when i first saw it

I just realized Ethan tied the noose to give to Tyler. That’s sweet in a concerning way 😂

"We are going to make dogs toys!" *ONE MINUTE PASSES* Starts whipping each other in the room. *Classic Markimoo's videos... xD*

Ethan: Mine has sight Mark: Mine can scream in pain Tyler: *I MADE A WARFSTACHE EFFIGY*

"Here's a baby" "A baby" -violently smashes that kiddo against the table- Yes, that's a good dad

Mark: "Do you remember Sid from the first movie?" Me: "Yes, he's sitting right next to you."

“IM GONNA MAKE THIS BABY A FURRY”- Ethan Nestor 2019

Ethan: Emphasizes ears as one of the main features Also Ethan: Names every one of the senses except for hearing

the first few minutes of the video is the definition of " child at heart "

5:39 the the greatest 18 seconds in human history

“I’m gonna make this baby a furry” ~Ethan 2019

The Friendssong was a foreshadowing to Unus Annus.

Markiplier: WE'RE MAKING DOG TOYS!!! Markiplier, EEF, and Tyler: *abuses each other*

I don't know why Bob being Rest In Pieces whilst Wade Rest In Species made me laugh so hard.

Mark: *Kills every person who says something bad to chica* Also Mark: *wElL cHiCa'S a SlUt AnYwAy!*

Mark: *cuts off Pikachu's head* Ethan: *cuts off Pikachu's ear* Mark: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! YOU BASTARD!!!"

Thank god for subtitles!! I’m watching this with my deaf best friend and my other friend! I love these sub titles! It helps her so much!

9:39 made me laugh so hard

I love the dynamic of these three. Mark: ringleader with a sense of control, but always ends up distracted by his own shenanigans or Ethan's. Ethan: chaotic cinnamon roll. Tyler: actually doing the task efficiently.

"Chica's a solid." -Wingus, 2019

1:22 istg I fucking lose it with Marks laughter and them just being silly XD

You can see Ethan tying his noose at 9:29

Ethan: googles how to tie a noose Tyler: already knows

Humans always have way more fun with dog toys than the dogs themselves.

Did mark simply make a new version of mimikyu? Yes, yes he did

I feel as if Toy Story would’ve had a better ending if they faded to black with a down tone “You had a friend in me” as they roll towards the incinerator

Mark arguing when literally no one is disagreeing with him is a whole 2019 mood

"Were making dog toys" seconds later they're whipping each other

What I love most about Markiplier Makes is you have Mark rambling nonsense for the camera while Ethan and Tyler are just focused on their creations. It's adorable, like watching primary school kids where you have one loud mouth and the others who just want to learn.

My dad: buys a toy for our dog Our dog: :( Me:makes a cardboard ball and wraps it in tape Our dog: :)

Ethan: *Smacks baby on table* Mark: *Horrified but still laughing* Ethan: *you gotta knock it out before you preform surgery.*

It’s great to see Tyler look a lot happier

2:20 2:50 *BANGS BABY ON TABLE* "You gotta knock it out before you perform surgery." 😂🤣

Who else wants a full version of Ethan's song?

Ethan: HITS BABY ON TABLE Mark: Uhhhhh jesus christ Ethan: YOu GOt tO KNocK It Out bEfOre yOu pErform SuRgerY

6:33 one of my favorite Ethan laughs

me: peacefully watching this video also me: "he kinda looks like my grandpa..." my grandpa: "the fu-"

I love how these videos are always just Mark and Ethan talking smack to each other while Tyler works silently, and Marks creations are almost always the most horrifying

Ethan’s “Friends” song at 4:24 perfectly describes Unus Annus

That flattering picture of wade is gold.

when chica is shaking her little bootie is precious, that’s a loved pup edit: and when ethan is making her ears go flip flop my heart melted i love chica and henry so much it hurts

Mark looks really happy to be holding that dicky looking thing in the thumbnail

1- Sight 2- Smell 3- Taste 4- Touch 5- *Sight* *THE FIVE SENSES*

I love Ethan looking up how to tie a noose. I'm sure google was like "hey, please call this suicide hotline."

9:49 why does Mark's look like a gaudier version of Mimikyu? 😂

Mark: impressively catches two yarn balls whilst talking Ethan: snippiy snippiy

Chica is a loyal girl! But my inner Pokémon fan is screaming at the fact y’all destroyed a Pikachu plushie.

tyler’s laugh is so goofy and it gives me everything i need in life

This video really puts me straight in my feels about what a dream this would have been for Ethan just a few years ago. Their friendship makes me so happy!

No one: Ethan: HoW tO TiE a NoOsE

Petition to have ethan make a full cover of his 'friends' song

Mark really made lore for his dog toy, Tyler made fanart and Ethan made an eldritch horror

7:25 Markiplier is actually speaking the truth,this happaned with my uncles,aunts and with my mom.

3:46 Mark: entirely separates Pikachu's head from the rest of its body. Ethan: cuts the tiny little ear off of Pikachu. Mark: *WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!*

*is no one talking about how good these men can sew?*

I love how Mark and Tyler just stare at Ethan when he didn't list the senses correctly 😭

Chica~! Every time she appears in the back I feel like screaming of joy.

Imagine being in a waiting room and hearing Okay countdown from 10 10 *loud ass thud*

*When the first few seconds of the video actually became a 'cloth-smacking' contest...*

The towel whipping start of this video keeps me coming back

Ethan's little kiss for Chica at 16:05 is so endearing and sweet, bless them both

Best quote of the year: "You gotta knock it out before you perform surgery" ~Ethan 2019

Mark then: dog toys are so expensive now Mark today: spends almost 2,000 dollars on flashlights just for a RU-vid video

10:20 Ethans is being Tyler working after the alarm!

13:16 "They can rub and tug all they want" - Ethan, March 2019

Ethan running around. Mark: What do you have? Ethan: Scissors!! Everyone: No!!!! He fits this perfectly😂😂😂

Ethan: chicas a solid My brain: yes the floor here is made out of floor

I like that even here, Ethan can't name all five of the senses. This is truly on brand.

Oh my god they killed kenny 4:01

Mark as a dad Child: *has dream* Mark: "you see this dream? It's gonna die. We're gonna kill it." Child: .-.