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Breadstick Ricky & The Boss
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Part 1 • Rickys misinformed about married life
Part 2 • Does anybody else have this problem?

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@jakeoutdoors9600
@jakeoutdoors9600 2 года назад
One dude I worked with we called him Louie. He was a union electrician now he's retired. A couple people followed him home for what reason I don't remember. But they said as soon as he pulled in the driveway his wife came out of the house and handed him a beer. Louie said his wife does that every day after he gets off from work, there's always a hot dinner. I wouldn't believe it if several people hadn't told me. Louie said the wife hasn't had a job since they got married and she gets to do whatever she wants all day while he's at work. In return she treats him very well. They are both extremely happy.
@johnsoutherland3403
@johnsoutherland3403 2 года назад
And that is exactly how it should be. That's just about the perfect life.
@chrisr5201
@chrisr5201 2 года назад
That man has himself a real life unicorn! They do exist!
@mudlakesawmill9332
@mudlakesawmill9332 2 года назад
Bet she has her hunny over all day while he's at work.....just sayin.
@jeffm1475
@jeffm1475 2 года назад
Yea either to good to be true or she is crazy AF just saying. My wife is crazy I know. Somedays beer is handed to me and so times thrown at me hahaha. Depends on time of the month!
@daddyosink4413
@daddyosink4413 2 года назад
This is either a tall tale, or she is fucking the pool boy..... jussayin.
@oal5610
@oal5610 2 года назад
"One of us is going to be rich" had me dying and laughter
@JB-pg5pj
@JB-pg5pj 2 года назад
Either way, he wins. Haha
@lundworks9901
@lundworks9901 2 года назад
Yeah, after 38 years we're just running out the clock at this point; the others have all been "fish that got thrown back". A lateral move, really.
@Livinlifetothefullest710
@Livinlifetothefullest710 2 года назад
Fuck I hope I win 😂😂😂😂😂
@edbrown5665
@edbrown5665 Год назад
My wife and I have the same plan. One of us is gonna be loaded
@dustinlampston7618
@dustinlampston7618 2 года назад
"MY WEDDING RING OPENS BEER BOTTLES" ive never died so hard
@Jakem216
@Jakem216 2 года назад
If you don't know how, You probably have to take your ring off everyday just to work
@dadadadankable
@dadadadankable 2 года назад
Dead when you said, “ if she doesn’t come out soon I’m gonna start mowing the yard”. 💀💀☠️
@johnsmith2598
@johnsmith2598 Год назад
Need lights on that mower.! He’s got everything else pimped out he owns looks like to me! Lol
@GrannyLaLa1960
@GrannyLaLa1960 2 года назад
My husband worked nights before retirement. He woke up to a meal, bath water run. Got out to clothes laid in bed, everything already in pockets. If it was a cold night I usually had the truck running and warmed up. Hit and I had a/c running. Had his snacks packed. While he was asleep I’d make sure he had plenty of gas, put new tires in when needed and oil change. He didn’t need to do anything else to truck. All he had to do around the house was take trash out and bush hog the few acres around the house once in a while. Married 42 years now.
@Stuffandthings281
@Stuffandthings281 2 года назад
They don't make em like you anymore granny....plus these days it takes 2 Hella incomes to barely scrape by. That's how my grandparents lived. Would love to go back. Doesn't seem even remotely possible.
@willieearles3151
@willieearles3151 2 года назад
@@Stuffandthings281 Man, you gotta move to Arkansas. Stuff ain’t exactly dirt cheap here but it’s better than wherever you’re living by far.
@Stuffandthings281
@Stuffandthings281 2 года назад
@@willieearles3151 Yessir. I spent a few months building some cell towers up there in northern Arkansas last year and aside from all the tics it was one of my favorite places I've ever worked! Lived in Middle TN and NE panhandle of WV for a year each and those were my favorite places ever to live. I hail from SE TX.
@billsmith11
@billsmith11 2 года назад
Sad the world has changed from Pulling Together to what is the norm nowadays
@kunya16
@kunya16 2 года назад
This is the kind of marriage we have. He does a little more than that, but I do 99.9% around the house. He's working a very physically demanding job and has a long commute. If he wasn't up at the butt crack of dawn I'd definitely start his car for him.
@arronthomas68
@arronthomas68 Год назад
My wife cooks, cleans, does laundry and asks me what beer she should pick up for me almost every day. Today she cleaned out my work truck because I had to put in 80 hours last week. She even organized my tools. She is a keeper 👍🏻
@PhysicallyDetarded
@PhysicallyDetarded Год назад
Damn bro good stuff, glad you found yourself a good woman 👍
@richardfarish3634
@richardfarish3634 Год назад
Wanna rent her out to come round and train mine how to do the same thing? Name your price!
@traceycurtis1005
@traceycurtis1005 11 месяцев назад
Question? Does she work a full-time job?
@jimmieb9555
@jimmieb9555 11 месяцев назад
With all that due respect ..cause I am married I have those hunny do list after I get off work ...how in the hell do you pull that off ...lol ?
@deanflores4837
@deanflores4837 7 месяцев назад
You've married an alien. She's most definitely NOT human !!!😅😅
@theredgoatviking4686
@theredgoatviking4686 2 года назад
The life insurance policy part was hilarious.
@potheadcapone441
@potheadcapone441 2 года назад
"Fuck I hope I win"🤣🤣🤣shi got me
@AngryReptileKeeper
@AngryReptileKeeper 2 года назад
"One of us is gonna be rich. God I hope it's me." I don't think anyone has told Roscoe that statistically, he's extremely unlikely to be the winner.
@Chris13420
@Chris13420 2 года назад
Roscoe seems like a gamblin man, I'm sure he knows what he's getting into lol
@kirbi3232
@kirbi3232 2 года назад
rosco is the oldest living mortal. nobody knows how old he was and was in the civil war
@jay-rgama
@jay-rgama 2 года назад
Lead and getting away with it like OJ says different lmao
@inari6785
@inari6785 2 года назад
Let’s not forget he’s into older chicks and anyone older than him has a few years left at most
@cookncrook6902
@cookncrook6902 2 года назад
I’ve seen plenty of men win that bet
@ChadGPT-1.0
@ChadGPT-1.0 2 года назад
Classic gold at the end there. It is so true that it should be sad but if we can’t laugh what else do we have??? Thanks for the laughs.
@mrfordman9999
@mrfordman9999 2 года назад
As a married man, can confirm. "Shes the scariest person in my life"
@justcausee
@justcausee 2 года назад
Scared rightfully so. As you've given her, and through her the state, more power than anyone could've ever had over you. Marriage is a scam people learn from past generations.
@vaderkurt7848
@vaderkurt7848 2 года назад
@@justcausee >What is sacramental marriage Civil marriage is a scam.
@brentcorley
@brentcorley 2 года назад
This is very accurate. Been married almost 8 years and I've learned not to argue with my better half unless I'm prepared for WW3 🤣🤣🤣
@m.s.m.8477
@m.s.m.8477 2 года назад
I argue with mine every chance I get :) because it's followed by some greeeeeaaaaattt make up sex. We're still young so just let me enjoy it while I can.
@davidmoody7450
@davidmoody7450 2 года назад
@@m.s.m.8477 u must not have any kids...lol
@m.s.m.8477
@m.s.m.8477 2 года назад
@@davidmoody7450 actually I do. But apparently not enough :D
@joshuatheiss9952
@joshuatheiss9952 2 года назад
But what if....and hear me out.....yall are talking and she says something that's just wrong (in the not true kinda way) Do you correct her? Or let her think she's right about everything? I need answers
@m.s.m.8477
@m.s.m.8477 2 года назад
@@joshuatheiss9952 correct her.
@dilusionalillusion4947
@dilusionalillusion4947 2 года назад
My wife told me to grab something downstairs and I took a detour to the bathroom and forgot what she asked. I've been in here for 30min now hoping she just forgets too. Update- she did not forget.
@FQuainton
@FQuainton 2 года назад
They never forget! And she will remind you of the time you forgot to get the thing for her for the rest of your life.
@dragonman910
@dragonman910 Год назад
They'll forget what they told you 5 minutes ago. But not what you did on that specific night 10+ years ago
@nreising2722
@nreising2722 Год назад
😂😂😂
@lloydkeith3061
@lloydkeith3061 2 года назад
And my friends and family are still confused as to why I'm still single!?!? I'm like,... I've been paying attention, you all sound miserable, why the hell would I do that?
@nickabel8279
@nickabel8279 2 года назад
The amount of Married/divorced ppl that tell me to stay single is just sad/terrifying
@AngryReptileKeeper
@AngryReptileKeeper 2 года назад
My parents have been happily married for over 40 years. Even they tell me not to do it. They know a good marriage is the exception, not the norm. Meanwhile, the married (hell, even just cohabitating) couples around me seem either disinterested in one another or deeply unhappy. I've had a fair bit of them tell me they're only together for the kids, the money, or even sadder, because they're afraid of being alone. Most of them have been divorced and remarried more than once. I did my time with 13 years in a dumpster fire of a relationship. Thankfully, I didn't marry him or have kids with him. I'm not looking to get back on that horse, either. I'm happier single.
@melaniekeeling7462
@melaniekeeling7462 2 года назад
@@AngryReptileKeeper People complain, but being single ain't so bad.
@nickabel8279
@nickabel8279 2 года назад
Check out a channel like Taylor the fiend. Ppl telling you to get married and ignore the bad remind me of one of ben shapiros shows where he said marriage is like a cult where they try to get you in. Later I heard someone say the same thing about being single and its reminds me of the single female friend in a group that will encourage their friends to leave the people they're with. And both of those reminds me of the movie the guardian where they explain that a drowning person will drag others with them to try and save themselves (or not be alone at the end).
@BrainMeltGaming
@BrainMeltGaming 2 года назад
@@nickabel8279 don't listen, it's different for everyone, just because people have a shitty love life doesn't mean it'll happen to you
@thomasgoller7621
@thomasgoller7621 2 года назад
Accurate as fuck. I laughed out loud when you said your wedding band opens beer bottles cause I've been doing that for years
@azurinasantullo6975
@azurinasantullo6975 2 года назад
I'm screaming w Roscoe, one of us is going to be RICH
@RiZenAsH
@RiZenAsH 2 года назад
Pretty close to accurate. I’ve been married 7 years now and one thing they didn’t mention is deliberately doing things you know that will piss off your spouse. You know it will make them angry but you do it anyway because why not. But to add a little more spice to the relationship, marry one that has bad OCD when you already have bad OCD and try to organize your house when you both have different ways of organizing.
@johncoyle707
@johncoyle707 2 года назад
i once caught my wife sleeping on the couch and i started putting drops of sriracha sauce in her mouth while she was snoring i laughed so hard till she started punching me and i laughed harder lol was in the dog house for a week for that one but the laugh was worth it
@JakeNaughtFromStateFarm
@JakeNaughtFromStateFarm 2 года назад
I grew my beard out pretty thick once, like Duck Dynasty. It’s was mess, was itchy, got my food stuck in it, etc. I was sitting there one day thinking, “I really need to shave this thing. Don’t know why I let it get away like this.” About that time, my wife came at with, “You need to shave that thing! It’s too thick and long!” That’s when I remembered why I grew it. Kept it another month or so lol.
@rodgerpratt3199
@rodgerpratt3199 2 года назад
OMG, sorry 😞
@Caeser194
@Caeser194 2 года назад
I ran otr for years, took a local job so pretty much moved in, she had her ways and I had mine, didn't think we'd make it
@jickdespain2466
@jickdespain2466 2 года назад
Yup, I like to move large items coffee table, couches, washer,drier. Just a little out of alinement with the floor tiles. Drives her crazy!
@maxpowers9129
@maxpowers9129 2 года назад
I felt the part where he talked about working all the overtime, and got yelled at for not helping around the house. It's standards like that why I will never get remarried.
@derochehope
@derochehope 2 года назад
"That was a lie...I don't work here either." Lol
@malsiddas9960
@malsiddas9960 2 года назад
My husband works about 60-65 hours a week 3 seasons a year. Even though I work F/T, I make sure that when he gets home he doesn't have to lift a finger. He has a physical job outdoors and I respect that. BTW, the part where he says you will always have someone to watch TV with is BS haha .... when your married you eventually retreat to separate rooms because someone doesn't like what the other one wants to watch and wont even give it a try lol
@williamsanders468
@williamsanders468 2 года назад
The TV thing will almost always apply to TV shows, but usually movies you can watch together
@edwardnevarez5323
@edwardnevarez5323 2 года назад
Oh so you got sancho to watch TV with too hu.......
@Eye_Of_Odin978
@Eye_Of_Odin978 Год назад
TV, yeah you're right. But I find that many women will actually sit down and watch a movie even if she's not wholly into it at first if she really cares and y'all lave each other. I actually got my first fiancée (RIP Gina) to watch Platoon with me once despite her having zero interest in war movies. She ended up getting invested by the end, and was enthralled by Sgt Barnes' increasingly dark and violent actions throughout the film.
@tanneredge9774
@tanneredge9774 Год назад
Massages and meals that's amazing.
@metalpunk1234
@metalpunk1234 Год назад
True but there are some who do watch what their partner is watching out of curioussity and interest.
@DJKronikCam710
@DJKronikCam710 2 года назад
Lmfao sooo much truth to these vids part 1 was great Pt 2 really really hit home for me! My wife is 5ft3 and 100-110lbs and shes the sweetest little angel until she gets mad, i spent 13 years training in 4 different forms of martial arts, hell i can fold clothes while people are still wearing them, im 6ft 3 225lbs and i do concrete for a living and my wife terrifies me, ive found myself outside on many occasions doing the same shit as you hahahaha
@jasonmillstalks
@jasonmillstalks 2 года назад
You don't realize that when you say your vows of "Till death do us part" that you're not promising to stay there until death but you're setting a goal for it
@chelseapthib36
@chelseapthib36 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 been with my husband nearly 10 years... he knows I don't mind when he goes to the camp, hell I LOVE when he goes to the camp for the weekend, yet he still feels the need to come up to me with puppy dog eyes like "hey baby, uhhh, you care if I go hunting this weekend with Jake and Ryan?" Of course, I play along, give him the death stare for about 8 seconds then say "yeah babe gone head. Have fun, be careful. While he's happily packing his huntin stuff and on the phone with his boys like "yeah my ol lady said I could go, ima meet yall there!" I'm thinking, "fuck yeah I get the remote all to myself, I can take a bubble bath without him coming in the bathroom 849 times asking me where something is, AND he's coming home with either fresh deer/duck meat or some fish! WINNING!!!" 🤣🤣🤣 I love marriage. Then the next weekend we go to the gun range or I say I wanna go duck huntin and it's on like Donkey Kong! 💋 love you, Baby!
@edwardnevarez5323
@edwardnevarez5323 2 года назад
You forgot the part where sancho comes over and turns you inside out while he's gone.....
@chelseapthib36
@chelseapthib36 2 года назад
@@edwardnevarez5323 just because yours couldn't keep her legs closed doesn't mean every woman is like that...
@edwardnevarez5323
@edwardnevarez5323 2 года назад
@@chelseapthib36 🤣🤣🤣girl i was sancho wat tou talking about and mine left because she didn't want too be helping she just wanted too take and not give back she did me a favor by leaving next guys turn too deal with that i has 15 years of it i should of dropped her long ago and found a good one like you instead of messing around and she abandoned me and my daughter's now she's a hobo......
@chelseapthib36
@chelseapthib36 2 года назад
@@edwardnevarez5323 I've never heard the "sancho" expression... the guys call him "Jody" around here. Hindsight is 20/20... you tried for 15 years, sometimes you just have to realize a poor investment, and cut your losses. She will never be able to say you didnt try. Well, she can say it, but, everyone will know it's a lie. And most importantly, your daughter will know the truth.
@chelseapthib36
@chelseapthib36 2 года назад
@@edwardnevarez5323 you'll meet a good woman. They're still good people in the world. I was in an abusive relationship before this one, he loved to beat on me, throw things at me, he thought it was funny. One day I had enough and beat his @$$ with a metal bat... left him and never looked back. I wasn't even trying to find someone when i met my husband. We met through mutual friends and one thing led to another and here we are 10 years later. People always say it happens when you least expect it. I hope you do meet someone who will be good to you and your daughters.
@bullylife4303
@bullylife4303 2 года назад
Every once in a while bring home a candy bar for your wife. When she asks what it’s for simply say she’s looking really skinny. 4 hours later if you haven’t done anything stupid you can mention that new bass boat you been looking at and how pretty she would look on it
@funnyferret6064
@funnyferret6064 2 года назад
I- I hate that this would work on me
@jerrybarnes987
@jerrybarnes987 2 года назад
Wow. You my friend are a genius. If you were to write a book you would make millions with wisdom like that
@spankthemonkey3437
@spankthemonkey3437 2 года назад
What about if its opposite and I bring home slimfast and tell her how good she would look🤔
@bullylife4303
@bullylife4303 2 года назад
@@spankthemonkey3437 in that case I can refer you to a excellent divorce lawyer or chiropractor to help with that uncomfortable feelings from sleeping on a couch
@funnyferret6064
@funnyferret6064 2 года назад
@@spankthemonkey3437 then you’re getting served a pretty blue folder and she’s getting the house, the boat, and the dog
@joelwalworth4424
@joelwalworth4424 2 года назад
I figured Roscoe would have said banana pudding was the other advantage to being married...
@RJ1999x
@RJ1999x 2 года назад
Most men are better cooks
@haroldwheler3894
@haroldwheler3894 2 года назад
Nice!
@douche-ifer
@douche-ifer 2 года назад
I loved the throwback at the end lmfao yall need a sitcom I'm tired of the lack of funding lmfao
@supercoffeemug1921
@supercoffeemug1921 2 года назад
Ricky "we never going to fight" Every married man "🤣"
@pathwinder14
@pathwinder14 2 года назад
That's painfully accurate...LOL. Going on almost 20 years marriage here. I do lots of things just to keep the peace.
@nickabel8279
@nickabel8279 2 года назад
Then why be married
@pathwinder14
@pathwinder14 2 года назад
@@nickabel8279 LOL...it's not all bad.
@nickabel8279
@nickabel8279 2 года назад
@@pathwinder14 what's the ratio....
@divetraveltrain
@divetraveltrain 2 года назад
Priceless. I don’t know what to retrieve or recall most days… lol. So glad I am not alone. And, yeah, I make as much noise as possible when I do stuff, especially if she is within ear shot
@justcausee
@justcausee 2 года назад
I choose loneliness above any "benefits" that bringing in the state could provide. Besides between "friends" and a maid what more could she provide.
@konorbug7408
@konorbug7408 2 года назад
Been married 10 years. Always a hot meal, piece of leg, Cold beer and a crying baby!!!
@idwtbam
@idwtbam Год назад
You were doing good then just went off the cliff there
@olsmokey418
@olsmokey418 2 года назад
My wife and I did split everything 50-50 I did the cooking she did the laundry and dishes I did ghe outside work I'd give anything to have her back in my life may she RIP 🙏
@medicbabe2ID
@medicbabe2ID Год назад
💐
@nreising2722
@nreising2722 Год назад
🙏😪
@mustanggang3889
@mustanggang3889 Год назад
Rip
@getinthespace7715
@getinthespace7715 Год назад
Sorry to hear that. My wife and I are the same way. We both work. We are a team. She is the best role model a man could ask for, for our daughter. She's got some bad health stuff going on and I'm terrified I might lose her. 😔
@jabdd3
@jabdd3 2 года назад
Been happily married for 33 years and had only 1 fight it started the day after we wed and its still on to this day. I can't afford to loose.
@jzgsk
@jzgsk 2 года назад
That’s some real dedication there 😂
@melvinjohnson2338
@melvinjohnson2338 2 года назад
I love the married life explanation. So accurate
@gregorytomlinson8733
@gregorytomlinson8733 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣Lmao Ricky's thought on how his marriage is going to be good luck olson
@Co-SS
@Co-SS 2 года назад
#1 taxes #2 life insurance. hope I win. hahahaha rollin
@1234adoggie
@1234adoggie 2 года назад
I love watching your videos definitely a highlight of my day! Yall be well
@jimbelter2
@jimbelter2 2 года назад
Oh and don't forget every argument you have will end in your losing no matter how right you may be.
@cajunrando2556
@cajunrando2556 2 года назад
Yes, and no. I have the ability to win any argument we may have. She knows it. I know it. The difference is I really don't care about winning arguments 95% of the time.
@jasonhill6127
@jasonhill6127 2 года назад
This video is hilarious hit on every key point lol 😂 thanks for the laugh I needed it.👍
@joshhuffman8116
@joshhuffman8116 2 года назад
I cant stop crying cause I'm laughing so hard 🤣 😂 I'm literally that last part because I FORGET and well just hope for the best and hope you get reminded nonchalantly lol I remember when I was on that 5050 thing lol
@justcausee
@justcausee 2 года назад
I'm on that 50/50 thing to, but where each of my hands to half the work. I don't believe in giving up so much for so little. Marriage is a scam.
@talos9351
@talos9351 2 года назад
One of my rules in life is to never get yourself into something you can't get out of.
@jlhmyers75
@jlhmyers75 7 месяцев назад
When I was a sahm, laundry was done, home was cleaned, dinner was hot on the table. He helped when I needed it, and is a wonderful father.
@pixiedragon5085
@pixiedragon5085 2 года назад
"If she don't come out soon. Ima start mowin the lawn" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@benkarr9153
@benkarr9153 2 года назад
This is beyond accurate in so many ways
@KellyNsGrotto
@KellyNsGrotto Год назад
I work full time and I do most of the house and yard work. He comes home and plays video games. Sometimes he helps with the groceries and sometimes does dinner...could you do more house keeping videos because that looks like a unicorn. Frick, the yard work alone would be a flippin dream.
@traceycurtis1005
@traceycurtis1005 11 месяцев назад
Me too girl, me too.
@charlievanlandingham567
@charlievanlandingham567 2 года назад
Took my wife to work one day, fairly hot. Up before the sun and back home around 5. She finally understood why I'm give out by the time i make it home. Wife don't bitch anymore when I get home and most of the time I do what I need / want to do in evenings and weekends. 2 rules. .dont argue over petty shit and the boat better not leave the yard without me.
@maxpowers5055
@maxpowers5055 2 года назад
So true working 90 hours a week and I get why ain't shit get done... I'm like wtf, hahaha, at least I got a nice truck and house. Part 2 had me lmao, soooo true, your my new favorite channel. Good laugh man, keep it up at work and RU-vid.
@captainflatbed.7927
@captainflatbed.7927 2 года назад
Life is amazing with a good wife an a few kids runnin round!! I wouldn’t trade it for nothing!!
@billstewart2425
@billstewart2425 2 года назад
100% true buddy dont go back in the house empty handed😄
@thecove2864
@thecove2864 2 года назад
I laughed out loud when he said after you did all those chores you got sex why else would you do those chores it still makes me laugh
@kathyrobertson4493
@kathyrobertson4493 2 года назад
Oh my gosh! So accurate. Never say you forgot what she said it proves you just weren’t listening.🤩
@davidmerfert5765
@davidmerfert5765 2 года назад
Glad to see more content!! One of my favorites on youtube
@ronmcdowell3087
@ronmcdowell3087 2 года назад
I’m 6’4 315lbs my wife is 5’5 120lbs and I I’m in the same boat. I learned a long time ago a happy wife equals a happy life!!!! Going on 12 years strong.
@olliespackmate4138
@olliespackmate4138 2 года назад
Lmfao, last clip sooo spot on, and on top of my size I was a Marine.
@williamworth2746
@williamworth2746 2 года назад
Men in the 60s had it made then we pussed out WTF happened. Testosterone levels in men is dropping SMH.
@henry44mag.26
@henry44mag.26 2 года назад
Hell when I come home it's eat supper and either sweep the house or wash dishes. Then feed critters till around ten and that's every night. Then get up at 530 eat breakfast and start all over again.
@kevroy5685
@kevroy5685 2 года назад
"That doesn't get you anything. That just keeps the peace." 😂😂😂😂
@jackstergamemaster1592
@jackstergamemaster1592 2 года назад
Legend has it he’s been out there pressure washing his house for days, waiting.
@TQuelz3377
@TQuelz3377 Год назад
Never going to fight and split everything 50/50 🤣🤣🤣
@joannariggins9475
@joannariggins9475 2 года назад
Omg, I watched this video and immediately subscribed, been 🤣🤣 ever since..
@AverageDemocracyEnjoyer69
@AverageDemocracyEnjoyer69 2 года назад
“I’m about to start mowing the fucking yard” GOBBLESS!!🤣🤣🤣
@philvictor5537
@philvictor5537 2 года назад
Definitely need more of the married videos
@blountfarms3660
@blountfarms3660 2 года назад
You are to dang funny. I am 55 and known many Ricky's LMAO, Thanks so much
@Lazershark-kt7kr
@Lazershark-kt7kr 2 года назад
Thanks for the amazing content!!!
@raysmith8778
@raysmith8778 2 года назад
Love the skits! So funny
@Lmgoutdoors
@Lmgoutdoors 2 года назад
I love your skits
@Ohcomon
@Ohcomon Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂. I work all day and my husband has my dinner ready, laundry done, house cleaned. 😂😂😂😂
@markgrant654
@markgrant654 2 года назад
I'm so Blessed. My wife is an Angel. She's always up in the air Harping about something. 💑 Till Death do up part. Like Roscoe said, one of us is going to get a really good check.
@lloydkeith3061
@lloydkeith3061 2 года назад
Hahaha! Hahaha! I'm SOOOO stealing that!
@Juror63
@Juror63 2 года назад
ROFLMAO!! TOP COMMENT FOR DANG SURE!
@flynnscheib2487
@flynnscheib2487 2 года назад
The last part is so true. The number of times my wife has said this is what I want to eat or hey go get this from the store and almost every time I get there and say hey I forget what you wanted. Brother it ain’t even in single digits of world wars that has started in my house
@ET74019
@ET74019 2 года назад
Every married guy ever vs single guy ever 😂🎯🎯
@butcheringsaint
@butcheringsaint 2 года назад
That new one 😂. Married life comedy!
@fernandomescalito5307
@fernandomescalito5307 2 года назад
I'm 29 no kids or wife, I keep all my money to myself. Im blessed 😌marriage is not a life I want
@Colby_Knows
@Colby_Knows 2 года назад
Fuxx it I'm going say it stop filming Rickey and Roscoe in the same shirt you're wearing lol. Love your work brother!
@saintlynnie4037
@saintlynnie4037 2 года назад
My husband works construction, he'd come home and hop in the shower, when he got off, I had his night clothes laid out, dinner ready, etc. Can't wait for him to come back from Texas from this job he's on now
@ShermanT.Potter
@ShermanT.Potter 2 года назад
I read alot of the comments. If you homeschool multiple kids its a whole different ball game, but if you stay at home and raise 2 kids with public education, that's nothing compared to working 10+ hours a day. Hell, when I was young my Dad farmed and my Mom would stay at home. I would do the laundry, dishes, sweeping, and vacuuming in the house. Then I would go out and take care of 500 chickens and do other farm chores. She would be on the phone and watch Oprah alot of the day. Oh, did I mention I was homeschooled after 7th grade and taught myself after that point? I don't understand some women now, It's not the 1950's before having freezers and having to use washboards and wringer washers, pumping water by hand, raising your own garden and having 8 kids and still going out and milking cows, having 2 kids after they go to school is easy compared to working a full time job. My wife is a nurse and I'm a farmer, and we both do housework. Quit being pussywhipped (if a man) or entitled (if you're a woman) and look at it realistically. I had a lazy wife and I divorced her, lifes too short.
@Karangool
@Karangool 2 года назад
I love this Channel.
@joshuamurray9403
@joshuamurray9403 2 года назад
"Fuck I hope I win" that was the best and most relatable thing ever!!
@MissingLinkMTB
@MissingLinkMTB 2 года назад
lmao Roscoe, I worked two full time jobs, pulling extra hours at each and got put up on blast because I didn't mow the lawn.
@somejerk5662
@somejerk5662 2 года назад
I hear that. I'm on my second double shift in a row, *you* can stop at the market that you drive past to pick up toilet paper.
@devinmanderson
@devinmanderson 2 года назад
Life insurance got me....its so dang true heck my mom has a policy on my dad they been divorced for about 10 years.
@sidewyndersshed1676
@sidewyndersshed1676 Год назад
LOL! part 2. My wife is "almost 5'1". (Her words, not mine) I have faced heavily armed enemy combatants, been shot multiple times on several different occasions, blown up and killed once, (I got over it). But no one has ever scared me more than my tiny wife! Weird how that happens! 🤣👍
@ziadkalioundji9068
@ziadkalioundji9068 2 года назад
Very creative. Very funny. Keep up the comedy!
@DioDiablo702
@DioDiablo702 Месяц назад
"I hope I'll win" 😭🤣💸
@alricaneshama
@alricaneshama 2 дня назад
My mom did all that and as I got older I said: AIN'T NO DAMN WAY IN HELL! I worked until I got so sick, then I pushed myself until I landed my azz into the ER. My hubby had been on my butt to quit because I was getting sicker and sicker. I refused to listen because ain't no way am I gonna be a grown man's momma. He was mad because I made myself sicker by trying to prove things. That man went to work, came home took care of me, the house, the laundry, the dishes, made us food, took care of the animals. Yea, I made myself THAT SICK and it took me a good 10 years to recover but I never made it back to where I was. I slowly started helping with what I could. His main thing was he NEVER wanted to handle anything to do with finances and my dad taught me when I was 12. So, that was my main job. Then I started fighting for my disability because I couldn't work anymore. Hell, my right knee was so damaged I could barely walk. That took 12 years to get to be ok-ish. Then 8 months ago I injured it again and it is seriously messed up. But....I have my disability, so I make money just by being a broken human.
@USMCGHOST420
@USMCGHOST420 2 года назад
I just walkin around spraying ant killer and grass killer tryin to look productive 🤣🤣🤣😭
@smmydvr
@smmydvr 2 года назад
Where is this fresh folded laundry? and then you get all you wanna? HAAAhaqhahahahahhaaaaa
@joelaichner3025
@joelaichner3025 Год назад
You got an awesome sense of humor
@laser7925
@laser7925 2 года назад
In 2022, a man has to work, clean the house, take care of the yard, make dinner, raise the kids, and tell his wife how brave she is.
@Avallachgrey
@Avallachgrey 2 года назад
I feel them life insurance policies. That's my plan if I ever get married she's getting a huge policy and I'm just gonna wait.
@RJ1999x
@RJ1999x 2 года назад
Marry someone twice your age, and wealthy, you can learn to love them while you wait
@Avallachgrey
@Avallachgrey 2 года назад
@@RJ1999x I don't think I wanna marry a woman who's 76. But you do have a point. Lol
@integrityinstall7860
@integrityinstall7860 11 месяцев назад
Ricky is gonna be riding that unicorn showing off that equally mythical wife
@eriktruchinskas3747
@eriktruchinskas3747 2 года назад
0:55 you are mistaken, thats the "im 28 but live with my mom and because I pay all the bills and rent she cooks for me and folds my laundry and im gonna keep living with her cause I love my mama and in our ethnic culture its not weird" special
@MadRhetorik.
@MadRhetorik. 2 года назад
I wish I got taxes back 😂 Been married 9 years and ain’t got taxes back in 8. It’s never enough for old Uncle Sam😭
@acaciablossom558
@acaciablossom558 2 года назад
Aww man. This just reminded me of all the childhood promises I made to myself while my mom road my dad down to threads. I’m not a nag, nasty, or anything like that. But I certainly could start keeping some of my childhood promises like cleaning more. I do work normally but still, I forgot about those hope-filled promises. This was cute and funny
@justcausee
@justcausee 2 года назад
He's a lucky man most of the newer generations take the degradation of fathers as the empowerment of mothers and strive to emulate it as much as possible.
@donovancurtisjr6896
@donovancurtisjr6896 2 года назад
I wish I could sit down and drink a beer with this man 💯
@Smurf5738
@Smurf5738 2 года назад
Life insurance? Bullshit, that's a marriage deadpool
@pyro45105
@pyro45105 2 года назад
Man's got me dying laughing over here cuz it's all so true
@conquerthafuture7209
@conquerthafuture7209 2 года назад
Lol "That just keeps the peace" 😹
@redneck2994
@redneck2994 2 года назад
Never knew you could open bottles with a wedding band. I normally don’t wear mine but I will now lol.
@johndoebillbo9412
@johndoebillbo9412 2 года назад
Hahah. The end was so good.
@RJ-fe9pu
@RJ-fe9pu Год назад
You had my wife rolling I literally did everything in that part 1 plus cooked was up until 0200.. 😂😂😂 It stormed here yesterday so I couldn't do anything outside
@khwoods01
@khwoods01 2 года назад
Lol love it! So True!
@catburnside8854
@catburnside8854 2 года назад
Wow part one omg I laughed SO hard SO true lmfao
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