MEDICAL CONFESSIONS! Doctor Mike Vs. Juanpa Zurita

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During my latest LA trip I hit up Juanpa Zurita to collab and I thought of no better game to play than medical confessions! This is a spin on the game true confessions from late-night TV. This one's full of guaranteed laughs!
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Комментарии : 7 тыс.

@alinakul8775 4 года назад

Juanpa: "They both look so fake, it's like a cheap movie. "😂😂😂

@M00NLYGHT 4 года назад

I was the 460th like LETS GOOO

@mv9370 4 года назад

Describes this video pretty well

@shaanlapin3801 4 года назад

My life is a cheap movie

@jademarie8132 4 года назад

I literally read that right as he said it😂

@anacabell8112 4 года назад

😂🤣

@jadeoreo 4 года назад

"No dont touch it, thats cheating!" *"I JUST WANNA SEE IF IT DISLOCATES"*

@jeremyrosal6049 4 года назад

"I'm gonna MeToo you!" Lol, this was a great video. Never heard of this kid before but he's funny.

@wakemeupwhenpeoplearesaneagain 4 года назад

that's why I hate when doctors touch my previously dislocated knee! xD

@cry936 4 года назад

συγχαρητήρια

@hoperoiter4545 4 года назад

🤣

@syd... 4 года назад

Judith B omg same... like the exact same thing.

@831tina 4 года назад

“My hunch, my heart as a Mexican kid with a working visa in the United States” 😂😂 I can’t 😂😂

@akanksha7028 4 года назад

Ye kab ki baat he?

@lou4535 4 года назад

I was Reading this exactly when He Said it😂😂😂

@AmericaM91 4 года назад

I think he says working *decently 🤷‍♀️

@BumbaySwag 4 года назад

@@akanksha7028 kya?

@akanksha7028 4 года назад

@@BumbaySwag I was asking for thumbnail! from the video

@tae_bae6599 2 года назад

“Who was boiling it?” Doctor Mike:“Maybe my sister.” Also him: “I boiled the water ”

@Jellyfishpinkk 2 года назад

Honestly.

@almahothero927 Год назад

hehe

@trizsah 4 года назад

when he said that “he kissed the wrong girl” i thought he had confused the person who he was supposed to kiss and kissed someone else xjsnsksnsj

@samratnandy8741 4 года назад

Do u wanna do that?

@ms.struggle3519 4 года назад

I thought the Same 😂

@CraigDeQuetteville 4 года назад

Same girl

@EasternDresses 4 года назад

same

@houwlingwoolf 4 года назад

Sarah I made your likes 1k

@joysusanna 4 года назад

No one: Absolutely nobody: Jaunpa: THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUUUUSSSS

@zayb07 4 года назад

Joy Gonzalez I found this comment as he said that

@pippenisme2116 4 года назад

Yes

@kristenfeltner6244 4 года назад

I went looking for this comment 😂

@nerfsubzero4331 4 года назад

Joy Gonzalez it’s not cactus its THE POWER OF THE CACTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

@lexkorkai1572 4 года назад

15:15

@dokjastopsimp2370 4 года назад

Mike: Nearly drowns His dad: Chest compressions, Chest compressions, CHEST COMPRESSIONS

@idkman6403 4 года назад

Now we know why he's like this

@JF-zs8mw 4 года назад

🤣🤣

@vxs0da 4 года назад

“I didn’t die” Me: oh reALly?!

@ZiziphoMathaba Год назад

If he was a super hero he would be called cessation 😂😂😂😂😊😊

@Narukouzumaki-wq8uc Год назад

😂

@rayduhh1 2 года назад

I love how whenever Juanpa asks Mike about his dad, he says “hEs A dOcToR”

@freeburrito846 2 года назад

*Doktor

@frozenduck23 2 года назад

@@freeburrito846 Ah yes, the Bahasa Melayu version.

@almahothero927 Год назад

YeÀH hËs Ā dÖkToR

@Christinakloehn-ip3tu 6 месяцев назад

@onthing66 that's why he's saying it. Because he is. I think they're just pointing out that he said it a lot.

@myab4004 4 года назад

juanpa- “so ur a virgin” mike- “YES” 😂😂😂😂

@braelynpeterson8114 4 года назад

Is he tho 😂😂😂😂

@izzy.bel15 4 года назад

Mya B OMGGGG

@blackdahlia3900 4 года назад

I honestly thought I had heard wrong

@Agirlnamedshape 4 года назад

@@A.N.Bisoen Virgin to skydiving.

@joanna3796 4 года назад

had to go through the comments if he sure did say that

@Anonymous-ow6bs 4 года назад

"So you were just kissing a lot of people" "No, just her!" "Wow, you're one of those."

@coje1227 4 года назад

Time stamp? :)

@lou4535 4 года назад

I read this exactly when they Said this😂😂😂

@Anonymous-ow6bs 4 года назад

@@coje1227 14:20 :)

@Mina-px3zb 4 года назад

He is rotting innocent dr.mike

@x_fri3nd937 4 года назад

I wanted to see Doctor Mike fly...

@tonya8469 4 года назад

Akasha Snow saaaame 😂👏🏻

@katstar8579 4 года назад

We all wanted it to happen

@kanu683 4 года назад

Same

@dannavelasquez3611 4 года назад

Me too I think even if he wins he should jump

@nithya8382 4 года назад

Akasha Snow yo I should get a prize I’m the 1000th like

@thekydman01 2 года назад

Juanpa: "bleep that that's cursing in spanish" Also Juanpa: "AHUEVO CABRONEEEEEES"

@lemonshobbies 2 года назад

No hablo español :)

@DumPixels 2 года назад

@@lemonshobbies Then don’t reply

@andresnunez6293 2 года назад

Cabrón is an insult, but... Just like "Idiot" or "Dumbass"... A very mild insult

@beatrizstahl8776 Год назад

Que hace Juan Pa Z con Dr. Mike? O sea, Por qué está ahí?

@terrifiedpistachio Год назад

@@lemonshobbiesbruh

@moongirl2923 4 года назад

Juanpa was suspicious about dr mike being Russian.

@burgerli193DS 4 года назад

Russian spy.

@georgiag2685 4 года назад

Are you working for the bourgeoisie Dr. Mike?!!

@clougellii 4 года назад

Lol even though your profile pic is just your eyes but you look like my friend lol

@bellathegreat2539 4 года назад

@@georgiag2685 the birds work for the bourgeoisie

@georgiag2685 4 года назад

@@bellathegreat2539 Thanks for teaching me how to spell.

@kapowpenguinpenguin9352 4 года назад

Mexicans : we love jumping out of planes Donald Trump : I will build a net

@chavrios3007 4 года назад

KaPowpenguin Penguin hahaha this comment is so underrated

@chickennuggetmartinez1926 4 года назад

*Bruh*

@cjstar01jones17 4 года назад

Before or after impeachment?

@yunssss 4 года назад

Jajajajajaja 😂 best comment ever!!!

@t.m.599 4 года назад

😂🤣😆😭💀💀

@visszhang27 4 года назад

Juanpa: Where did you kiss her?? Doctor mike: *raises eyebrows* on the lips? Juanpa: correct, sorry. Location? I DIED

@visszhang27 4 года назад

@Doctor mike Sadly, I doubt you are actually My Guy Doctor Mike.. But yeah hello

@basicallystevenuniverse511 4 года назад

@Doctor mike if a youtuber comments something, their name is highlighted, your name is not highlighted. Your name is not fully capitalized, his is. Your profile picture is different. My question is why? You are clearly baiting people to think you are him and trying to get their hopes up. Why? What joy do you get from that?

@visszhang27 4 года назад

@@basicallystevenuniverse511 well and he legit joined RU-vid RIGHT before commenting that.. Like no self hate here, but I reaaaasllly don't think doctor mikes first priority when making a fresh acc, is messaging a random fan back "hello" lol

@alexfraze12087 4 года назад

@@basicallystevenuniverse511 Attention, lol. Why else xD

@francishill838 3 года назад

“I mi

@demigough7934 2 года назад

I love how obvious Mike made his ones 🤣 "What's wrong with you?!" "What's wrong with my Sister?!" 😂😂😂

@perla2588 4 года назад

Doctor mikes main excuse: my dad is a doctor

@ireneaquarius3256 4 года назад

Or... "In Russia/Russian culture."

@ihh4427 4 года назад

His every t/f have this his a doctor

@ChocolateM1lk 4 года назад

But he was

@haystackleon9570 4 года назад

I can relate to that lol (it’s my mom though, she’s a nurse)

@whyyoucare9972 4 года назад

nah he blames russia for his fuckery more 😂

@lunaxstrange 3 года назад

"If I win, doctor flies. If I lose, it's a tie." I'm dying 🤣

@laneywest3588 3 года назад

Best. line. ever.

@jadewestjohn1871 3 года назад

bruhhh

@fortune8833 2 года назад

Best. Best. Best. Best. Line. In. The. World

@natnew3544 2 года назад

Lol same

@PixelionRules 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@laisha3546 4 года назад

Juanpa : “My mother had a Caesarean section when I was born” Dr.Mike: “were you the one being born” I-😭😭😂

@Maria-zk3sw 4 года назад

What are lungs

@angeladavidson2350 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@kay-nc9lt 4 года назад

MJ why did u ask that it has nothin to do with the comment

@chenelmcechron9832 4 года назад

😂😂

@linuszarrouk2004 4 года назад

Ah yes the floor is made out of floor

@thebrokencr0wn 2 года назад

“who boiled it?” “my sister” a few seconds later “i boiled it for my sister, she was sick” mike definitely trying to mess him up

@ravenrockz6254 3 года назад

When Juanpa is asking dr. Mike, he sounds like he’s asking a patient what happened 😂

@ikimiyu 3 года назад

@jarjeimentosaviusjigglebot8640 2 года назад

@@ikimiyu IN

@Justapurpleman 2 года назад

I KNOW

@almahothero927 Год назад

hahha

@Theunicorn2012 Год назад

When Juanpa is asking dr. Mike, he sounds like he’s asking a patient what happened 😂

@sgtruru 4 года назад

"In Russia we take holidays to the ocean "Was your sister there?" "No she was at school" Me: *confusion*

@charlie41148 4 года назад

lmao I assume he meant like day trips

@LauraDeFeh 4 года назад

But like he said it was near where he lived, and he said they lived near Moscow, but Moscow is basically on the other side of the country of East Siberian Sea, so all you had to do was know geography 😀😀

@waitwho4416 4 года назад

@@LauraDeFeh he/she meant that Why is her sister in school in holidays? So all you need to do is to comprehend the question

@syrwen 4 года назад

LauraDeFeh exactly what I was thinking

@LauraDeFeh 4 года назад

@@waitwho4416 well, holidays doesn't necessarily mean school holidays, it can be just a little vacation, and as he was in kindergarten, it's not not uncommon just not to go from time to time if your parents want to tske you somewhere or whatever, his sister, however, was probably already in school, were generally you don't miss a day just because. At least this would be my logic😀

@andreaavina6446 4 года назад

No one: Not a single soul: Dr. Mike: my dad... he’s a doctor

@mf4349 4 года назад

*h e s h i s o w n d a d*

@youracatalepsy 4 года назад

@@mf4349 Its Steg,

@mf4349 4 года назад

@@youracatalepsy OH MY IRENE IM SCARED NOW

@youracatalepsy 4 года назад

@@mf4349 I'm also scared-

@bea1092 4 года назад

as a daughter of a doctor, we are truly constantly mentioning that

@nitrolucy1309 2 года назад

“Who saved you?” “My dad… He’s a doctor” HAD ME IN TEARSSSSSSSS

@pamscott3216 4 года назад

Dr. Mike: "In Russia, we take VACATIONS to the sea" Juanpa: Do you have any brothers? Dr. Mike: I have a sister Juanpa: Was she there? Dr. Mike: "NO, she was in school" Poor girl, she was going to school WHILE on vacation in the East Siberian Sea LMAO

@johnharoldlim6988 4 года назад

@Shadoww Nemesis01 yup i was also skeptical there, and he claims they were taking vacations to the sea that only near and Moscow is obvsly too far from the coasts lol

@bobjoe7579 4 года назад

BItcoin Or pat pall. Is that where you send your unemployment

@Jpow915 4 года назад

Exactly! Came here to say this. Also I agreed with DR Mike about the dislocated knee getting better with rest not sounding correct.

@the711devin4 4 года назад

He also said his dad was a doctor even though he had already said that

@kush3247 4 года назад

😂😂 yeap

@hyesky26 4 года назад

Dr. Mike...I missed four weeks of high school for kissing a girl.. Juanpa...What did she have.. herpes? Me...I’m dying..

@ianbonnar1801 4 года назад

What's funny?

@alascala1544 4 года назад

Mouth herpes is a thing I’m pretty sure

@reagansprouse185 4 года назад

@@alascala1544 yeah it is but you dont get it from kissing but ik not going to explain It to u

@mollycagle7440 4 года назад

Probably got the mono

@Indrea13 4 года назад

@@reagansprouse185 but you actually can lol

@bianca5882 4 года назад

"THE POWER OF THE CACTUS"

@astronomnom4749 4 года назад

Bianca but have you ever thought of drinking the juice? And what will the juice do? Will it quench ya?

@erik4255 4 года назад

CACTOOOOOOS

@kylearbuckle3814 4 года назад

Best part

@rainbowsprinkles3088 4 года назад

@@astronomnom4749 ITS THE QUENCHIEST

@Rudom17 4 года назад

Andra Yiu YESSSSSS EL NOPAL EN LA FRENTE WOOO

@megaman992 2 года назад

As he’s trying to touch the knee “I just want to see if it dislocates” reminds me of the “where does it hurt” before they apply pressure to the pain

@Christinakloehn-ip3tu 6 месяцев назад

"Where does it hurt" reminds me of when I was in elementary school if I had a bruise or scratch on my knee or smth, "Where does it hurt?" "My knee," "Here's an ice pack! Go back to class sweetie!"

@meloni6280 5 месяцев назад

I was hospitalised for something related to my kidney. The doctor examining me after a couple of days: "Does it still hurt?" Me: "I think I'm better, doctor" The doctor: *proceeds to punch me on both sides of my lower back Turns out I was still hurting.

@krator1655 4 года назад

So uhh... Where's the second vid Mike? Are you scared of the possibility of getting thrown out a plane?

@ayushdeepa1864 4 года назад

Liked and ignored... That's a lotta damage Edit- Don't u guys dare like this comment more

@krator1655 4 года назад

@@ayushdeepa1864 lmao 😂

@cvldvibez5089 4 года назад

@@ayushdeepa1864 true

@nin1ch0 4 года назад

@Doctor mike fake

@jelly2584 3 года назад

He’s still liking comments months later. Now that’s dedication

@tiffles3890 4 года назад

" *I once dropped a scalpel inside a patient ... PEEPOOP!!* "

@michaelscott2990 4 года назад

Gaurab Chatterjee imaged the patient seeing this video hahaha

@Nuka-_- 4 года назад

@@michaelscott2990 *peewoop*

@geecaponee5927 4 года назад

Peewhoop *

@Hehehshdjdjdj 4 года назад

Poop.. pepoop ..... Peewoop...

@jc.92 4 года назад

Pee poop indeed 🤣

@wakoyel 4 года назад

Pluto: im no longer a planet...

@laylammorais 4 года назад

RIP 134340...

@emilyesnyman 4 года назад

😭😭

@tiffanyc115 4 года назад

BRO IT WAS FUNNY ASF JUANPA WAS LIKEE "yea pluto is a planet but disney? mickey? pluto? like he rly thought we didnt know"..

@exoticcats6119 4 года назад

F for Pluto ;-;

@ava4689 4 года назад

Its ok. Good dwarf planet.

@yourboikermit5074 2 года назад

I like how Mike was so suspicious when he said the amount of time he had the elbow cast on 😂

@Theunicorn2012 Год назад

I like how Mike was so suspicious when he said the amount of time he had the elbow cast on 😂

@Christinakloehn-ip3tu 6 месяцев назад

@@Theunicorn2012 why are you just copying peoples comments and then just replying it to them??

@nikosblast6147 4 года назад

*He cursed in spanish more than twice and he didn’t bleep it XDDD.*

@Kbear-xt9mh 4 года назад

Doctor mike faker

@clarkloeffler801 3 года назад

no one: literally not a single soul: juanpa: tétanos? tétanos? tétanos?

@rebeccam.7249 3 года назад

how will know it not like the doctor speak spanish or anything

@lutsangyramos1923 3 года назад

"A huevo"!!! Mi mamá regaña a mi hermano cuando lo oye decirlo jajjjja

@ryanwimberley2164 3 года назад

@@borealklein-vods4690 “¡Ahuevo, cabrónes!”

@izzy.bel15 4 года назад

Dr Mike: “Can u stand up for a second?” **reaches toward knee** Juanpa: “DOn’T tOuCh IT!! THaT’s ILLeGal!!” “I’M GoNnA mE ToO YoU!” 18:20

@deniseberry2680 4 года назад

TheWorldOfTheBelSisters I’m gonna me too you lmao

@filahasti8764 4 года назад

@@deniseberry2680 i was looking for his comment lmao

@xr763 4 года назад

@@filahasti8764 same lol

@MO-hq9vs 4 года назад

I’m gonna “me too” you 😂😂😂

@AstroBethTeal 4 года назад

I was also looking for this hahahahah😂😂😂

@destinyhunt2751 3 года назад

"he's a doctor" everytime he's talking about his dad 😭

@Im_Imi. 3 года назад

True that true that

@dunnnuu6502 3 года назад

Is that cute or sad?

@jbhsddjhdgjhwehbd 3 года назад

@@dunnnuu6502 funny

@joxysurge9631 3 года назад

"my dad is a chemist " is my go to when I'm just being a junkie lmao 🤣

@axelvaessler846 2 года назад

Exactly

@yaelberistain2371 4 года назад

- WHERE DID YOU KISS HER? - LIKE ON THE LIPS 😂 - CORRECT SORRY, LOCATION HAHAHAHAHAHA

@genesisyriarte6297 4 года назад

I DIED ROTFL

@scheie129 4 года назад

When?

@scheie129 4 года назад

Nvm found it, 13:55

@jackycandy4728 3 года назад

When was Juanpa said you’re one of those kids. I died 💀💀🤣😂🤣😂

@jackycandy4728 3 года назад

Omg Dr.Mike saw my comment

@ski4039 3 года назад

@@jackycandy4728 w

@hassaan1670 2 года назад

@@jackycandy4728 brruh u made it cringe by pointing it out tho

@LT_Aegis 4 года назад

Dr. Mike: "I had a fishhook stuck in my neck" Juampa: "How?" Dr. Mike: "Well, I was in Russia..." Me: "Of course..."

@CarlaJageryearsago 3 года назад

... Lol...

@sepillon677 3 года назад

*i n m o t h e r r u s s i a . . .*

@aquafantom 3 года назад

В Саранске, прошу заметить х2

@thepretzel2 3 года назад

In Soviet Russia, fishhook fishes YOU.

@karateladybug6324 3 года назад

😂😂

@Hankerang 2 года назад

Doctor Mike: “I missed one week of high school because I punctured my ears with a Q-Tip.” Me: “Doctor Mike would NEVER!”

@Christinakloehn-ip3tu 6 месяцев назад

@TheLostAge maybe. whispers menacingly into your ear* *just maybe.*

@sophiaa3190 4 года назад

no one: literally not a single soul: juanpa: tétanos? tétanos? tétanos?

@NazaQuintana 4 года назад

Hakuna matata 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ΠΑΝΑΓΙΩΤΗΣΜΠΟΖΟΣ-φ4ε 4 года назад

In the beginning I didn't really get that it was a joke, because I'm from Greece and that's how you say it in Greek so I was like why is everyone laughing😂

@nihalmohammed6674 4 года назад

@@ΠΑΝΑΓΙΩΤΗΣΜΠΟΖΟΣ-φ4ε lol, what a small world bro

@arelylopez253 4 года назад

Im mexican, so i was like, whats wrong? Then i remembered, lol

@ΠΑΝΑΓΙΩΤΗΣΜΠΟΖΟΣ-φ4ε 4 года назад

@@nihalmohammed6674 haha ikr😂

@OrlandoGamer2000 4 года назад

It's a bad idea telling medical lies to Doctor Mike

@vanismachannel2335 4 года назад

It really is 😂

@breannadavlut2438 4 года назад

“You let a 5 year old boil water” ends up being real lmaaaaao

@Studybuddies123 Год назад

Dr Mike: talking about his dad ,"He is a doctor" 😂😂😂 every time

@kinggaming1391 4 года назад

Juanpa: “who saved you” Mike: “ my dad” Also mike: “HeS a DoCTor”

@aliqureshi9741 4 года назад

ooo he watches shapiro too

@eamma2129 4 года назад

I know right makes no sense lol

@astridmacias223 4 года назад

No one: - Literally not s single soul: - Juanpa: THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUUUUS.

@greenapple7061 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@tyler-me8zg 4 года назад

Astrid Macias lol

@user-rz7hb1eh3x 4 года назад

My favourite sentence from this entire video

@Sunset_Stars 4 года назад

That’s cracked me up 😂😂😂

@nutslps 4 года назад

The best thing that he said it with accent like Káktuuus 😂😂

@Wigconic. 4 года назад

Two gorgeous people in one video omg

@Ronaldo-nj9pi 4 года назад

ikr!

@ah3750 4 года назад

@@Ronaldo-nj9pi gay

@tanihehe 4 года назад

Stop using gay as an insult you doofuses.

@davidvalencia129 4 года назад

@@Ronaldo-nj9pi you forgot tl say No Homo.... 😂

@ah3750 4 года назад

@@tanihehe imagine being gay lol. Never me

@averyhong3751 2 года назад

Juanpa after finding out the truth: THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUS

@GypsyEncounters 4 года назад

...".I didn't die" Love that Dr. Mike clarified for us

@tamararbrown6352 3 года назад

Yes, I was curious if he made it or not.. but fortunately he cleared that up.

@acwor7857 3 года назад

🤣😂

@larry1816 3 года назад

Idk if your being sarcastic but *SOME OF US* actually needed this clarification smh...we were genuinely concerned

@Bianca-vw1we 3 года назад

well your breathing so I KINDA FIGURED 😤😤😤😤😤

@indranildutta7443 3 года назад

Thank god he mentioned, I thought he died when he was 4

@laurarioux-nadeau5759 4 года назад

Once you realize that Doctor Mike knows his lies better than he knows the true statement, you will easily know when he is lying or not.

@yanan7801 4 года назад

Laura R. I think it’s a psychological thing that is often used to detect lies. When somebody puts so much detail into it and you know that you yourself wouldn’t have remembered it that much, it’s probably a lie

@lancetheking7524 4 года назад

@@yanan7801 you psychologist???

@yanan7801 4 года назад

Lance The King No but I read it in a scholarly journal a few years ago

@caylalynn5340 4 года назад

@@yanan7801 I had to take quit a few criminal psychology classes and this is one of the things we learned

@jingsenliu489 4 года назад

l am come form China

@amandadelecosse1661 3 года назад

"If I win, doctor flies". 😂🤣😂

@CarlaJageryearsago 3 года назад

LOL😂

@laneywest3588 3 года назад

😂

@Bianca-vw1we 3 года назад

hehe he hee

@lilith___3426 3 года назад

my mind went. plague doctors- their mask looked like a bird thing. they are both doctors- this is gonna somehow be connected. yes. flyyyy!!!!

@nadasgachas 3 года назад

@@Bianca-vw1we Micheal Jackson?-

@felixpuerta5149 2 года назад

Ok, I definitely need part 2 of this Medical Confessions

@katieguinan2617 4 года назад

No one: No one at all: Doctor Mike: My dad. He’s a doctor.

@katieguinan2617 4 года назад

Sorry I didn’t scan through the 3500+ comments to make sure I had a different thought than anybody else.

@katieguinan2617 4 года назад

It’s not though. The second comment on my screen is about a cactus. I just looked and I scrolled through about 20 comments. There was 1 about his dad being a doctor. :)

@SoupyBnuy 4 года назад

@Elsa Peach actually the other post was the person who stole from this post this post was made 4 days before the other one

@SoupyBnuy 4 года назад

@@katieguinan2617 that other person should've checked the time the post was made and not assume you copied when you didnt

@cherrybomb5624 4 года назад

Elsa Peach a lot of people thought about that so

@haewonchoi2752 4 года назад

“I missed 4 weeks of school cause I kissed the wrong girl” Me: What? Like you kissed someone thinking it was your girlfriend or something and stayed home from embarrassment?

@Crystelgames 4 года назад

Same

@tylorkelley4766 4 года назад

That’s the same thing I thought 💭

@lizjoy6828 4 года назад

I was thinking he kissed the wrong girl and got beat up by her boyfriend. 4 weeks is a long time to regret that mistake. 🤣

@superdude3112 4 года назад

Liz Joy or beat up so much that he broke something

@danielgerardlunag6432 4 года назад

true true. haha.

@soggycornflake9449 3 года назад

I absolutely love how juanpa cursed like 25% of the vid in Spanish and doctor mike didn’t realize what he was saying 😂

@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834 3 года назад

Lol I didn't know that Lol that's hilarious

@Theunicorn2012 Год назад

I absolutely love how juanpa cursed like 25% of the vid in Spanish and doctor mike didn’t realize what he was saying😂

@galaxyeve2646 2 года назад

When Juanpa says, “that sister man” I just chocked up laughing

@Lizzyscloset 3 года назад

Juanpa: who saved you? Mike: my dad Juanpa: talking Mike out of nowhere: My dad's a doctor!!

@toriford5292 2 года назад

He also said at 7:59 "I didn't die" yeah obviously you didn't die.

@OnlyTakingBuckets 2 года назад

@@toriford5292 pretty sure he was talking about his heart stopping not actually you know, dying

@almahothero927 Год назад

😅😂🤣😆

@Theunicorn2012 Год назад

Juanpa: who saved you? Mike: my dad Juanpa: talking Mike out of nowhere: My dad's a doctor!!

@decadentgamer8322 4 года назад

"was building castles, and the wave sucked me in" "Who saved you" "my dad, he's a doctor" I take it he was also part Atlantian

@birlis6105 4 года назад

I bursted out laughing when Juanpa shouted "The POWER of the CACTUS"

@sofiadelong6467 3 года назад

Me to

@softyturtle2324 3 года назад

When?

@elizavlogs4277 2 года назад

@Covers By Kamille some ppl don’t catch it

@cestmavie7996 2 года назад

Kaktoos

@Joy-po7ym 2 года назад

Saaameee and went straight searching for a comment mentioning this 😂😂

@alex_Sportz78 2 года назад

I’m proud of you for this! Very informative and genuine, idk what to say but this is easily one of your best videos!

@nosrednail 4 года назад

"Dont touch it, that's illegal" LMAO

@sparklelistz 4 года назад

Yo u got a like from dr. Mike

@agashihee 4 года назад

Wow

@nosrednail 4 года назад

@@sparklelistz And that's my biggest achievement :D

@samikshyapanda1280 4 года назад

Juanpa's confessions be like: *"I broke my elbow at a party"* And then there's Doctor Mike like : *"I was thrown off a surfboard and drowned in the sea and found the remains of the Titanic and then a great white shark said wassup"*

@rahimahchesoh8433 4 года назад

I donno y but i found this funny😂😂

@izuk0stories729 4 года назад

@moshoswirls5863 4 года назад

😭😂

@javeriahaq3228 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 brooo

@rc333c 4 года назад

𝙾𝚖𝚐 𝚒𝚖 𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

@kali1338 4 года назад

“I was bleeding but it wasn’t like huuuaaaaah” - Juanpa Zurita, 2020

@rocketgod6808 4 года назад

2019, but close. Late December.

@meikusje 2 года назад

Juanpa is very good at this, remembering details and then unexpectedly coming back to them to see if Dr Mike remembers them as well.

@engineeringismyblood5212 4 года назад

Juanpa: THE POWER OF THE CACTUS 🌵😂😂😂😂😂😂

@nunbinbanbu 4 года назад

The way he said cuctooos was so cute😂

@annemiekelouw9571 4 года назад

I died haha

@taymo2199 3 года назад

I literally cackled so hard hahahahaha

@tanyaledesma5635 3 года назад

sounds like something Sokka would say

@Mukawakadoodoo 3 года назад

That just reminds me of mescaline or San Pedro

@nicolekuek7358 4 года назад

I’m assuming Juanpa is not in the healthcare profession, so it feels like Dr Mike has an unfair advantage =P It was still entertaining though!

@papivicue4824 3 года назад

“I don’t clean my ears at night, that’s serial killer stuff” Me: *cleans my ears at night*

@aminaselhab7435 3 года назад

Same here

@xk_rout5413 2 года назад

Yall clean your ears?..

@blewiththehair 2 года назад

Same

@sofa543 2 года назад

Ayo pull up ho- let’s go kill some bit-

@Justapurpleman 2 года назад

i dont clean my ears at night

@lizbethguzman5244 2 года назад

I love how Juanpa was saying that they censored the curse because he wants to monetize the video, but then he proceeded to say a lot of curses in Spanish. 🤣🤣🤣

@NaylaMansilla 4 года назад

-Where did you kiss her?? Dr. Mike : Uhh on the lips

@afiamuqaddas8841 3 года назад

#600

@j.4519 4 года назад

is it just me or is Juanpa’s laugh so soothing

@yvonneg3089 4 года назад

I guesssss I'm a serial killer!!!! Thanks for the diagnosis!!! 🤣😂 too funny

@1helluvakiller352 4 года назад

Dr. Mike is such a terrible liar. I mean, as should all doctors be.

@scomeback 4 года назад

True

@Alexsomnia 4 года назад

@Doctor mike Bro stfu

@Funniestofallkryo 3 года назад

dude not all doctors should be terrible liars :/

@841-zainabshanafarook7 3 года назад

"that sister man-" LMAO you need to bring this guy back on ur channel.

@pineapple6602 4 года назад

Dr.Mike: “The planet, Pluto” Scientists: Let me tell you something let me tell you

@lilacdoves 4 года назад

LMAOO

@ZiRR0 4 года назад

Well, it is a planet, a dwarf planet. They just stopped counting it as a planet of our solar system.

@funneemonke7973 4 года назад

300th like

@exoticcats6119 4 года назад

I mean isn’t a dwarf planet a type of planet? It has planet in the name

@ZiRR0 4 года назад

@@exoticcats6119 ye

@imlost3708 4 года назад

Juanpa: *asks a difficult question* Mike: In Russian culture 。。。

@besties640 3 года назад

You also have 1 sub lol not to mean tho

@laureen83 4 года назад

Juanpa: "You're a virgin?" Doctor Mike, confidently: "Yes!"

@alexis_algarin 4 года назад

hes talking about jumping out of planes 😅

@ballet1m789 2 года назад

I love when he says “ well i didnt die…”😂

@kridswonderhowell4541 4 года назад

No NYC parent would let their child take off their shoes in CP ! LOL

@men-i-trust 4 года назад

Yea

@reysquadron7820 4 года назад

My exact thought...yeah right! Also thick shoes in July????

@fallingpetunias9046 4 года назад

@@reysquadron7820 Kids don't make the most rational decisions

@realburrito5767 4 года назад

Juanpa: “Don’t use Q-Tips ‘cause they’re not legal” Mike: “yes” I lost it 😂😂😂

@NWolfsson 4 года назад

OK, FINE!... I must have an 21-years-old box of Q-tips somewhere, though, does that count? ;)

@lorenal9471 4 года назад

Real Burrito HAHAHA

@kylieeeeep 4 года назад

“Don’t touch it- I’m gonna ‘me too’ you” God this video has some great quotes

@SophieVillafuerte 10 месяцев назад

I’m Mexican. I DO NOT a jump out of planes 🤣🤣🤣

@almejias1513 4 года назад

Nobody: Literally no one: Dr. Mike: “My dad, he’s a doctor”

@eleniplevriti3304 4 года назад

It's really cute

@ninjakuben8217 4 года назад

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, THE FISH HOOK YOU.

@gabriela_rose4827 4 года назад

Pinnicle of Russian comedy

@imnotsocreative5985 4 года назад

I CANT STOP LAUGJING

@MdSahil-kd9gw 4 года назад

@@imnotsocreative5985 *WE

@49thjem64 4 года назад

@courtneymesser7483 4 года назад

“Where did you kiss her?” “Like.... on the mouth?” 😂😂

@katheryncarrier1535 2 года назад

laughter is the best medicine. saving this for the next time i think im getting sick. ty

@pastel_chelle 4 года назад

“I don’t clean my ears at night. That’s like, cereal killer stuff.” Me:…👀 uh…yeah…I definitely don’t clean my ears at night…psh…who does that… *sweats excessively*

@serinamikaylavlogs 4 года назад

R_L _Denise serial*

@bubblybobabubbles 4 года назад

Serial-- lol sorry

@camrynnayvee790 4 года назад

*serial (i’m correcting you)

@pigeonsatahotdogstand5912 4 года назад

You clean your ears at night? Perish

@bethanyriddy2298 4 года назад

Like who would kill cereal. That's next level stuff forget about serial killers

@vampy2308 4 года назад

"I don't clean my ears at night, that's like serial killer stuff" Me: *Cleans ears after nightly showers* hmm..

@ayathefulani563 4 года назад

Give me a call if you ever need a shovel or bleach, i got you🤫

@imwyatt8449 4 года назад

@@ayathefulani563 I can help dig it...

@iLoveGumDrops 4 года назад

I clean my ears with a stop every night and/or every morning because otherwise they feel gross and bother me for the rest of the day...

@ellevenn0132 4 года назад

“My heart, as a Mexican kid... with a working Visa in the United States” BRO 🤣 also him saying “no mames” over and over is so funny

@markcommissions4709 2 года назад

"THE POWER OF THE CACTUUUS" i lost it- 😂😂😂😂😂love that so much

@elizabethlauter3155 3 года назад

‘Don’t touch it’ ‘It’s illegal’ ‘ i will MeToo you’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂 he’s so funny

@Baccheinn 3 года назад

Making light of the me too movement is funny to you ? Huh

@rampe5610 3 года назад

@@Baccheinn relax capt uptight, its just a joke.

@Baccheinn 3 года назад

@@rampe5610 back off Ram. Jokes are meant to be funny. We can agree to disagree.

@barneythesniper6303 3 года назад

@@Baccheinn dude just shut up

@Baccheinn 3 года назад

@@barneythesniper6303 want me to shut up? Get off the internet

@iolanda_liang 4 года назад

Juanpa: Where? Mike: *russia*

@untilyouburn 4 года назад

„Hey Mike, what’s u-“ - My dad. „Wha..“ - He‘s a doctor.

@bobbysquest 4 года назад

Lale G. AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

@leatabinowski532 2 года назад

“THE POWER OF THE CACTOOS” that was so cute and funny 😭

@lohetennen6152 3 года назад

"who saved you?" "My dad. He's a doctor !" explanation for everything: he's a doctor😁

@arzar3378 4 года назад

Doctor Mike: has medical degree “PLUTO IS A PLANET”

@klillym1461 4 года назад

IT IS A PLANET

@maryxd3370 4 года назад

Pluto is a planet lol

@dabirdie1797 4 года назад

pluto is a dwarf planet

@Elxgido 4 года назад

Le Person joe mama is a dwarf planet

@dabirdie1797 4 года назад

@@Elxgido not how the joke works but ok

@addison_ge1 4 года назад

The fish hook one was easy, he said he grew up in Russia so why was he having a picnic in central park while his mum was shopping when he was 7. He also said he came to America in 1995.

@wakemeupwhenpeoplearesaneagain 4 года назад

I THINK (but please don't quote this as fact) I remember him saying in a video once that he came to the states when he was six-ish. So he could have been in New York at the age of 7

@boxinggirl7779 4 года назад

Or some people take holidays lol

@user-rk8kt6zu5q 4 года назад

I did the deed and I got the likes at 69. you’re welcome.

@addison_ge1 4 года назад

@@user-rk8kt6zu5q you my friend are a legend

@flush280 4 года назад

It could be possible he went to America when he was 6.

@ashleigh9255 2 года назад

We need more of these 😂

@abbyneiswender7747 3 года назад

"If I win, doctor flies" had me cracking up

@turtlesrprettycool3379 2 года назад

@Genevieve Kumel how about some more

@camilasparza5127 4 года назад

When JuanPa said "It feels nice because it's not legal" I lost it.

@debmarie1189 3 года назад

Please do another collab with Juanpa! This is the first time I've ever even heard of him but you guys have amazing chemistry! Its by far my favorite video you've done. This was hilarious and you two have great banter. I'd love to see him in another one of your videos!