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Michelle Wolf Has A Name For Male Tampons | Netflix Is A Joke 

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If men got their periods, this is exactly how it would go.
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@bryannedelgado6479
@bryannedelgado6479 2 года назад
“Your very LEAKY! Get in the SHED!” Probably the best line I’ve ever heard
@jawsch
@jawsch 3 года назад
They'd be called "Manpons"
@PedroRodriguez-co4pg
@PedroRodriguez-co4pg 3 года назад
I like that. It could sell.
@QuiteDan
@QuiteDan 3 года назад
The Man Show did a skit on that
@Anonymous-fb1qu
@Anonymous-fb1qu 3 года назад
The Manzeer!
@Ujuani68
@Ujuani68 2 года назад
Manpons are what men put inside their anus, after it has been violated in prison. I saw an inmate telling this in BEYOND SCARED STRAIGHT.
@supermojo9672
@supermojo9672 4 года назад
The DC/Marvel is soooooo true.
@tre-moon-dous6122
@tre-moon-dous6122 3 года назад
That was actually a smart joke that men can appreciate
@porkcracklins630
@porkcracklins630 3 года назад
@@tre-moon-dous6122 You think DC and Marvel being different companies is a smart joke? It was a funny joke, but not a smart one. Thanks to the MCU and DCEU, the Marvel/DC dichotomy its pretty much pop culture. Its about as smart a joke as ugly people shopping at Walmart or raising children being hard. Your comedy chops are weak.
@tre-moon-dous6122
@tre-moon-dous6122 3 года назад
@@porkcracklins630 its alright man. Its just a joke regardless. You just wasted 30 seconds of your like berating a random comment on the internet hoping for a hostile reaction
@porkcracklins630
@porkcracklins630 3 года назад
@@tre-moon-dous6122 Like every comment on youtube, wasting time was the goal. You just wasted 30 seconds of your time on the internet hoping for a shamed reaction. Congrats!
@tre-moon-dous6122
@tre-moon-dous6122 3 года назад
@@porkcracklins630 no, not really. I just feel sorry for ppl like you on the internet
@peterkimanzi7745
@peterkimanzi7745 4 года назад
Get in the shed kelvin 😂😂😂😂😂
@KelvinDephasdin
@KelvinDephasdin 3 года назад
She said Kevin!! Not me!
@AimeeNicole1207
@AimeeNicole1207 3 года назад
You’re very leaky🤣🤣
@akiyamayusuke
@akiyamayusuke 4 года назад
"You are just like your father"
@ericadunn9435
@ericadunn9435 2 года назад
don't you dare go in my living room
@anthony5844
@anthony5844 3 года назад
The same box different universe had about a 5 second fuse before I bursting out laughing and crying
@rachelfox8108
@rachelfox8108 3 года назад
Well, they probably wouldn't be taxed as luxury items, to start.
@rachelfox8108
@rachelfox8108 3 года назад
@Ordinary Sessel In which country's healthcare system is this the case? Not everyone online is American.
@rachelfox8108
@rachelfox8108 3 года назад
@Ordinary Sessel Then you know what to do, don't you? Advocate for free cancer screenings and better healthcare for men with cancer. Colon cancer, prostate cancer and testicular cancer are huge killers for men, and just because women have free screening and treatment programs for breast, uterine and cervical cancers doesn't mean men cannot also have free screening and treatments for theirs. Just because women have these free screenings and treatments doesn't mean they should also have to pay luxury tax on the only widely available hygienic solution to a natural bodily function they cannot stop or pause without serious cost to themselves (if doctors will even allow it -- too many are "morally opposed" to birth control). The fact is that tampons and other sanitary products being considered "luxury" items is a symptom of oppression -- it's a money-drainer on women, who are already paid less, making pay more for something they cannot control. And if the issue is that there is not enough tax to go around? Advocate for equal pay for equal work -- a higher pay for me also means me paying slightly more in tax, and those pennies add up. I'm happy for my tax money to go to healthcare. Advocate for the top 1% to actually pay their taxes on their wealth. Advocate for less of that money to be shoveled into military spending. Fight like hell for socialised medicine, so you can get that healthcare covered at the point of access. And if you're not ready to fight for those things, and you're only mentioning these issues because someone mentioned tampon taxes, that would be belittling to the men who do suffer with colon cancer, who had to pay for their screenings. Women have what we have because generations of us fought for it. We gladly hit the front lines to get men what equality is still denied to them, but you have to show up. Women can't do all the heavy lifting for you.
@rachelfox8108
@rachelfox8108 3 года назад
@Ordinary Sessel You haven't been reading carefully. We don't have to drain one health service to set up another. The wealthy have to pay their taxes (which they don't), CEOs have to pay their capital tax (which they don't), and we don't need to put billions (or trillions) into the military. We have to put that money into healthcare, into social services and incentives (another way to prevent illness). We can have both. Equality is only pie if you insist on one side getting the larger slice.
@rachelfox8108
@rachelfox8108 3 года назад
@Ordinary Sessel Have I mentioned that? The right thing would be to provide equitable service -- the same high level of care for different cancers may require different amounts of money, as not all cancers are the same. But as long as they fund the same level of education for prevention and early intervention, hit the same high standard of care with similar rates of survival, that should be the goal -- even and especially if male cancers require more.
@rachelfox8108
@rachelfox8108 3 года назад
@Ordinary Sessel It would also be best if we take some of that money away from Susan G. Komen, the leading breast cancer charity that gives just pennies to actual care and research. That money can be better spent funding actual clinics for breast cancer, instead of expecting taxpayer money to do all the heavy lifting.
@Quote-Unquote.
@Quote-Unquote. 3 года назад
"How are they supposed to be in the same box when they're not even in the same universe..." It's like people confusing Star Trek and Star Wars
@DandreaMBrady
@DandreaMBrady 7 месяцев назад
Oh my god, yes. Never confuse Star Wars with Star Trek. I'm a girl, and even I will call out an idiot who calls me a Trekkie when I'm strong with the force.
@fourth1rt33n8
@fourth1rt33n8 3 года назад
HOW CAN THEY BE IN THE SAME BOX WHEN THEY'RE NOT IN THE SAME UNIVERSE?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tradeforexwithgrant5787
@tradeforexwithgrant5787 3 года назад
She's nuts...where does she come up with this...genius I tell you.
@MildlyModerated
@MildlyModerated 2 года назад
“When you’re in the house you’re only on the linoleum!” 😂😂 - her material is really good - annoyed I didn’t find her sooner, lockdown would’ve been way more fun.
@Smileater
@Smileater Год назад
Her Netfñix especial are hilarious, HBO Max has some too
@Brendawallingbear
@Brendawallingbear 3 года назад
When Batman's face turns red, get him out of the batcave! Haha!
@TheMichaelAntonio
@TheMichaelAntonio 3 года назад
She's not wrong. DC/Marvel. You crossed a line.
@rosaazul88
@rosaazul88 3 года назад
🤣😂even I was like nooooooooooo
@ShallowEra
@ShallowEra 3 года назад
Or string as it were.
@violetsanddragons
@violetsanddragons 3 года назад
I would wear more tampons if they had spiderman on the end. That's halarious.
@aleksmeetsworld6873
@aleksmeetsworld6873 4 года назад
Now my entire day is going to be about how to make tampons more fun
@PedroRodriguez-co4pg
@PedroRodriguez-co4pg 3 года назад
Michelle Wolf suggests superheroes on the ends of the strings
@GodsFaveSim
@GodsFaveSim 3 года назад
Instead of tampons they should be renamed Glampons.
@katharineeavan9705
@katharineeavan9705 3 года назад
@@GodsFaveSim isn't that from Insatiable? Where she puts pretty tassles on them?
@GodsFaveSim
@GodsFaveSim 3 года назад
@@katharineeavan9705 not that’s tampazzle.
@61lastchild
@61lastchild 3 года назад
If men had periods Lowes, etc, would an entire aisle dedicated to the pads, tampons, special underwear, etc. Plus the avg.home would have a storage closet soley built for having enough on hand.
@SphincterOfDoom
@SphincterOfDoom 3 года назад
Which of course is why female birth control was invented decades before male birth control, and by a man.
@BaldingClamydia
@BaldingClamydia 3 года назад
@Ordinary Sessel All of the stores you mentioned cater to men as well, they're not stores for women, they're stores for a specific category of item. Additionally, there are more stores that cater to men in the same way, such as hat stores, suits, clothing geared more towards male fashion, big & tall shops are more for men than women. In all these cases, I can still argue they're not exclusive to a gender, but a category of item.
@moodyringtarotllc1624
@moodyringtarotllc1624 2 года назад
🤣😂
@_Woo
@_Woo 2 года назад
Also men with a weaker or inconsistent flow would be shamed lol
@wissalkherbache4995
@wissalkherbache4995 3 года назад
We need the superheroes tho - a girl struggling
@chrisclermont456
@chrisclermont456 3 года назад
The X-Men leader Storm for those with heavy flow!! 😜
@chrisclermont456
@chrisclermont456 3 года назад
Batgirl for women who struggle with PMS!!! Oh Damn, there I go mixing Marvel with DC again!! 😂😂😂
@ZahraFajr
@ZahraFajr 3 года назад
YES! I would love to have a spiderman tampon lmao! The web shooter string is freaking genius!!!
@frida3578
@frida3578 2 года назад
Honestly aquaman tampons would be great
@Prizzlesticks
@Prizzlesticks 3 года назад
Okay, you got me with the DC/Marvel bit, that was hilarious
@antonioroach7561
@antonioroach7561 3 года назад
The DC/Marvel thing took me out.😂🤣😂🤣
@ChiChisWorld
@ChiChisWorld 3 года назад
I'm crying. She really made me cry. 🤣👏
@edwassermann8368
@edwassermann8368 4 года назад
wow, she RIPS! haha Killed it!
@robertricketts5467
@robertricketts5467 6 месяцев назад
This is one of the funniest sketches Ive ever listened to.Rather than laugh 'til I choked as I often do, I had this conspiratorial grin that went on for so long that it hurt my face! She's brlliant and we dont see enough of her!
@jblackpost
@jblackpost 3 года назад
This is the best bit I've heard in a very long time.
@wagnervoss9994
@wagnervoss9994 3 года назад
I fucking love her. She is absolutely hilarious 😂
@rmglover3191
@rmglover3191 2 года назад
Now i just need to find this special. I've seen, like, five clips and have been entertained by every one!
@uatu3021
@uatu3021 3 года назад
The Marvel/DC comment was fair, but that didn't stop it from hurting
@adippednail5925
@adippednail5925 3 года назад
No lie those DC Marvel tampons sound playa 🤣
@torigruenewald7446
@torigruenewald7446 2 года назад
Love this so much ❤
@juanjosereyesquintero4183
@juanjosereyesquintero4183 3 года назад
I almost fainted imagining that situation
@SE-gs6gd
@SE-gs6gd 2 года назад
Omg...get in the shed Kevin...I died laughing like couldnt breathe laughing !!!
@specialpatrolgroup92
@specialpatrolgroup92 2 года назад
I wish this included the rest of it though, I was crying at the Captain America heirloom bit :)
@anba9499
@anba9499 3 года назад
i love her
@Smileater
@Smileater 4 года назад
She's hilarious. I really like her wittiness and capability to turn average males against her just bc she's more clever, wealthy and hilarious than them. Pd: I'm a male
@swim_ad
@swim_ad 3 года назад
Pd: Average male
@Smileater
@Smileater 3 года назад
@@swim_ad Not at all. Most male comedians are pathetic and rely on very basic stuff. Only 2% are clever.
@zotaninoron3548
@zotaninoron3548 3 года назад
Naw, conservatives they hate her because she hurt Trump's fefes so bad they cancelled comedians at the correspondents' dinner. You just get a lot of blowhard conservative manchildren who like to shit on female comedians in general especially ones that have different politics.
@titheaevans3678
@titheaevans3678 3 года назад
@@zotaninoron3548 She was canceled bc she told the truth about e'erbody at that dinner. MSM, Democrats, Republicans, and made a shout out at the end that Flint, Michigan still does not have clean water. She made everyone butt hurt and when the elites are butt hurt you will be canceled.
@zotaninoron3548
@zotaninoron3548 3 года назад
@@titheaevans3678 Yeah, true.
@louisxiiii
@louisxiiii 5 месяцев назад
I love her!
@escapetalks
@escapetalks 3 года назад
brilliant
@ssg8tee
@ssg8tee 3 года назад
Genius! ❤️❤️❤️
@bill4632
@bill4632 2 года назад
This was great....lol
@slapmyfunkybass
@slapmyfunkybass 3 года назад
She’s great.
@aillia5932
@aillia5932 3 года назад
She’s hilarious but THOSE SHOES!! WHERE DOD SHE GET THEM?!
@selinaytac3365
@selinaytac3365 2 года назад
✨You’re very leaky✨ I’m dead 💀
@younghan3573
@younghan3573 3 года назад
Men would treat periods like a wound...try to caulderize it!
@donavangreen27
@donavangreen27 3 года назад
Lmao yo she is hilarious
@restrictedmilk
@restrictedmilk 3 года назад
Those shoes 😍 where do I get a pair?
@yLeprechaun
@yLeprechaun 3 года назад
God she's hilarious 🤣
@l.lalala3455
@l.lalala3455 3 года назад
Best idea. Now I have something to talk about next night out with my friends.
@a.taylor8294
@a.taylor8294 2 года назад
You're TOTALLY right, Mich!!!
@SailorGreenTea
@SailorGreenTea 3 года назад
0:38, frick!😆
@Melwowski31
@Melwowski31 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂so funny
@j.demarco8937
@j.demarco8937 2 года назад
Omg dead. Daniel Sloss also has a great bit about "What if Men 'Strated?"
@kassiapencek6185
@kassiapencek6185 3 года назад
She is a genius
@Ocker3
@Ocker3 3 года назад
You don't cross the streams Michelle!! ;)
@tumisomarebane2536
@tumisomarebane2536 3 года назад
She's HILLARIOUS!!!
@kurtsudheim825
@kurtsudheim825 3 года назад
Thay is all pretty much 100% stereotype, but still over 90% to most households, & still funny as he'll
@lynnlobliner3933
@lynnlobliner3933 3 года назад
Eskimo tradition is that the women go to a specific abode for women in their periods. Right in line with "get in the shed, Kevin." I knew a woman in the 70s who'd been married to a man with Eskimo background. I don't know if it's changed in the last 45 years.
@fillicroc6310
@fillicroc6310 3 года назад
The most original joke ever
@TheStefan6969
@TheStefan6969 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@cysanaa9988
@cysanaa9988 3 года назад
This is fucking hilarious
@laurentracey1447
@laurentracey1447 3 года назад
Lmaoooo
@frawgy
@frawgy 3 года назад
Box... hahaa
@traceylafontaine8893
@traceylafontaine8893 3 года назад
😂😂😂
@flala2261
@flala2261 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@gradualuprisintheory
@gradualuprisintheory 3 года назад
Fucking amazing! 😂
@Chris-ir8yy
@Chris-ir8yy 3 года назад
Funny
@Xhalph
@Xhalph 3 года назад
IIRC the Old Testament rules for periods boil down to "Get in the shed!"
@loverules7691
@loverules7691 3 года назад
"Get in the shed Kevin!"....FUCKING HILARIOUS! I always thought that you were Hilarious! This is amazing!!!! God bless you and REPENT. THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN IS AT HAND.
@stevennajar5368
@stevennajar5368 4 года назад
😅😅
@michellemcfarland80
@michellemcfarland80 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣👍👏
@BrettWMcCoy
@BrettWMcCoy 9 месяцев назад
Right on target with the DC vs Marvel
3 года назад
Periods are not gross but this is funny. And quite possibly true.
@danielvillarreal4635
@danielvillarreal4635 3 года назад
I would like to wake up next to Michelle wolf in the morning
@jamesrawlings46
@jamesrawlings46 3 года назад
... we do have periods
@mitsuomits9077
@mitsuomits9077 3 года назад
... And they won't be in the mood neither😄
@happeedeytm3277
@happeedeytm3277 3 года назад
she's funny
@brilleargasm7342
@brilleargasm7342 3 года назад
That male tampon reminder joke was fkn nasty 🤣🤣🤣
@TheMostHigh13
@TheMostHigh13 3 года назад
I just discovered her the other day and she is hilarious. Are there any other funny female comics outside of Wanda Sykes and Michelle Wolfe?
@marissawilson4644
@marissawilson4644 2 года назад
YlI love ThatChickAngel, Dulce' Sloan, Tacarra Williams, Kaneesha Burris, Taylor Tomlinson, Sommore, and Cocoa Brown. They are all on RU-vid.
@TheMostHigh13
@TheMostHigh13 2 года назад
@@marissawilson4644 thank you. Haven't heard of most of them.
@loui01
@loui01 2 года назад
She is brilliant! She is not offending anyone, she is not making jokes about minorities, she is so cleaver!!!
@robertgarriott5958
@robertgarriott5958 2 года назад
Saw her on May 2, 2022 in san Francisco, she is funny, front row ,
@ShallowEra
@ShallowEra 3 года назад
I'm in the shed. What now?
@YeahThatllDo
@YeahThatllDo 4 года назад
"The correspondents' dinner is to celebrate the 1st amendment" now we shall object to the hardly objectionable jokes made by this Wolf. Those jokes are far from obscene and anyone claiming so needs to look at their priorities
@BaldingClamydia
@BaldingClamydia 3 года назад
It was so funny how hard they went on about her making fun of Sarah Sanders' looks, when she said it looked good 😄
@rahim2925
@rahim2925 2 года назад
The only female comedian that I like
@jeffforbess6802
@jeffforbess6802 4 года назад
Hamsters
@anthony5844
@anthony5844 3 года назад
Now this is how a period joke should be made. So often the joke is blehh i have a vaginna thats funny it bleedds blehhhhh but the two different universes one box make me fucking cry
@vinbingames
@vinbingames 10 месяцев назад
The mental image of super hero male tampons is gonna haunt me.
@georgecaplin9075
@georgecaplin9075 3 года назад
Babe…babe!
@stacylarge5636
@stacylarge5636 3 года назад
You made me proud to be a woman 👩 💙
@reeve1able
@reeve1able 3 года назад
Orange woman good 😂😂
@michaelgill2105
@michaelgill2105 3 года назад
I would call them Mangina Pads for Guys
@pvlapa
@pvlapa Год назад
If men had periods, pads would be bought in bulk and only during 2 for 1 sales.
@cynthiacopland8634
@cynthiacopland8634 3 года назад
PMS, cramps, passing blood 🩸 clots so big that they could be baptized, mood swings, breakouts that take a month to subside: Anything else? Women really can have it all ☺️!
@SE-gs6gd
@SE-gs6gd 2 года назад
Vomit. Don't forget vomit
@blackbird5634
@blackbird5634 3 года назад
there's no doubt she's funny, but jeezus!
@googlyguys
@googlyguys 3 года назад
It would probably much easier to stop a male period since the hole is like a pin hole
@HaTran-sp7pf
@HaTran-sp7pf 2 года назад
It's probably Multiverse tampon, duh.
@TheWindstorm2012
@TheWindstorm2012 3 года назад
The piece is funny, but I think the only difference it'd be that nobody would care anymore about it.
@colonelbipiy5702
@colonelbipiy5702 Год назад
as a trans guy i’d love spiderman tampons
@russellziske7385
@russellziske7385 Год назад
What is she, anyway?
@GodsFaveSim
@GodsFaveSim 3 года назад
Really don’t know why they haven’t renamed Tampons as Glampons yet. I mean the amount of marketing gimmicks they could use if they rebranded them as Glampons.
@crystalclear5677
@crystalclear5677 4 года назад
Lmao good set, not groundbreaking but the crowd seemed to enjoy it and I liked it too
@lamourgladygesner4583
@lamourgladygesner4583 3 года назад
You really think they enjoyed it lmao😂
@S1L3NTG4M3R
@S1L3NTG4M3R 4 года назад
3
@Doctor-Stoppage
@Doctor-Stoppage 3 года назад
I thought Carrot top had props? Good for him!
@frankpotts6853
@frankpotts6853 3 года назад
You know, I'm not very big on female comedians.. however Miss Michelle wolf is a natural comedian.
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