Music Is Illegal 

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@@Rezplzsimultaneously too slow and too fast srry

is this a fart joke?

Chechnya Nation Anthem (Chopped & Screwed)

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Civilian: “You can’t prove that, officer.” 😌 Officer: _pulls out metronome_ Civillian: 😥

@curly-d23 Prisoner Inmate #1: “What are you in for?” Inmate #2: “I played a song that was not within the bpm allowed” Inmate #1: “You monster get away from me!”

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According to google translate (which does not support Chechen) the Russian translation of that is "Эй, эта песня 117 увм! Возьмите его!" so everyone keep your ears peeled.

this is exactly what's gonna happen

You'll have to sort it out with Kadyrov. Putin and the federal government have a rather limited authority in Chechnya

*Mr. Kadyrov

@@user-cx3ev5xn9n most ppl don't know who kadyrov is so I just went for putin

This is the first thing I thought of lmao

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now ppl are gonna make tiktoks to the national anthem sped up

They are too slow to realize that

The anthem of the Chechen Republic (Shatlak's Song) is within the acceptable BPM. The anthem of the Russian Federation is not however- which they don't care about since they don't use it.

Nope, they didn't, it's a lie. Also the law only applies to Chechen national-style songs. Also, it's a recommendation and not a strict law (granted, in Chechnya it's pretty much the same thing).

​@@pinthecool1 yeah, the line between a law and a suggestion is pretty blurry in a place where they can punish you in any way they want for any reason with 0 repercussions.

Putin: drake is a outstanding entertainer, but I have to give it to Kendrick, his last album was outstanding.

"ay metro, add me to the track, imma invade Drake tonight" - Russia

"Russia need a replay button, y'all up to something" Putin sides with Drake, confirmed.

As a russian, I can say that we are with kendrick on a law enforcement

Indeed, and it's depressing seeing lots of people not realise this as it's entire;y fucking obvious when you make music or even DJ for that matter.

​@@cookingwithsilence Industry cunts have always been industry cunts. All the big labels, even indies at this point that aren't just small imprints, all the TV and radio stations, important websites and distibutors are all probably owned by Blackrock, either directly or indirectly at this stage. It's almost not even worth bothering with. Certainly fuck the idea of serious money ever coming your way if you're not in the club or initiated. You need to be approved, otherwise you will be crushed. I believe now that there are no exceptions to this rule. Even people like AFX are in 'that club', so where does that leave everyone else? Yeah, they're in 'that club' too. All of them. Unless you come up with a new system to sell and distribute, which at that point you're not into music anymore, you're into business innovation. Not the same world or skillset and you'll need serious funding. Where does that come from? Huge shareholder groups like Vanguard and Blackrock or their subsidiaries. Disruption and disruptors suck anyway. They only ever make the landscape worse. Lastly, don't expect the truth from someone like Fantano. He and his audience are intolerable air heads that know nothing about music and even less about the real world. He's a datekeeper of sorts. Trust no fucker, especially big RU-vid accounts as they're just the new TV anyway as the old one is dying for good.

@@EverythingYouDoIsABalloon you don't even need to make music, any 5 year old that's even /slightly/ musically inclined will realize they can clap their hands twice as fast to the same song

I get what you’re saying but this is worded horribly. 85 bpm is not essentially 170 bpm. They are objectively different measurements of time. What you’re saying is that a song could be played at 170 bpm but in half-time, making it feel like… well, half the tempo. Your use of the word “variable” is confusing because you’re not actually describing what is happening. You’re just saying “well those two tempos are actually just the same thing”

@@dappunk1 thank you wording professor. Elitism in music is a suburbanites disease spread mostly online or during vacations when burning mass quantities of fuel to "get some culture".

Delete this comment before you get kidnapped and waterboarded

Bring back the Tsardom.

Trump supporters, this comment right here.

​@@dimitrijetucovic1307hey, a russian historian here. People felt more or less the same under tsar, that's why they got rid of him)

Fascism in a nutshell.

he's kendrick's lawyer he's cookin something up

i mean drake hasnt even officially released the diss lmao

@@MrTotalequal Cope

@@Faygo551 elaborate

@@Faygo551 like that was a response to FPF and push up was a response to like that. let the other have a response first

that’s what i’m thinking, just claim it’s a half note =whatever then you good

Mhmm because THAT’S the intent of the law 🙄

​@@Randomjackass135who gives a fuck about the intent of that dumbass law. He was clearly joking, pipe down.

Yeah and if that doesn’t work out just do shenanigans with like 1.5x ing the tempo on paper and use a lot of dots and weird note lengths

As it should be, they shouldn't have to endure Vultures

@@bieberzwieber1967it’s a good album tho

@@bieberzwieber1967 so the complete lack of any harmonic sound that isn't dead air is equal to the benefit of not having to listen to one shitty kanye album? yeah, not clever...

Do Quran recitations count as music?

@@thescoobymike approved religious chants are allowed

He went to prison and now it belongs to like, a group of people who bid on it. So yeah that's not great but at least it's not just one dude

@@Mute-chan420 Aren't they the ones who sold it to him?

Most of Wutang says its trash anyways.

Not to mention a blue striped Where’s Waldo shirt

In regards to which part?

@@davidpoetry1491 in The Republic Socrates says that they should ban certain tempos of music because they excite the soul too much.

@@simonward2020 ah. Haven't got that far yet. Good to know

Average marching tempo is 120 lmao

​@@ScariestGaryDAW software usually defaults to 120 too.

Their anthem is 78 bpm

Haha and haircuts also gonna be between gaZmanov and shaman Also, at what grade you read Orwell in school? cus i dont remember this in our school programm

@user-ow1os5xo1d I guess it depends on whether your literature teacher wants to cover foreign works or not We have uhmmm a unit(block¿¿¿) in grade 11 on dystopias, and 1984 is the most prominent one brought up there Also, even if you don't cover it in class, reading 451 Fahrenheit/1984/Brave New World is highly recommended when you prepare for the final essay in grade 11(the topics usually given are disturbingly fitting for these books to base your arguments on)

This is why you should have bought physical media and stopped streaming.

@SugarSista820 nah, 10$ for cd is way too much in comparison with the price of a Spotify yearly plan (not to mention that the equivalent of 10$ over here is not the same thing as 10$ in Canada, America) In our region, we used to pay 2$ a month for Spotify, we have another streaming service taking up that spot now, so yeah Maybe for other countries, it's somewhat OK to boycott streaming In our case we're fucked either way

@@trqlrex Are you required to use a VPN for Spotify in Russia? I thought they ceased operations over there but I could be wrong. Most Russian artists I listen to show their top listeners in Belarus, Ukraine, Kazakhstan, etc. instead of Russia.

Who are you quoting

@@RezplzThe Heart Part 2 by Kendrick

@@Rezplz Dash Snow*, who’s quote Kendrick sampled on that song.

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THATS MY GOAT

ZAQQ DA 🐐 NO 🧢

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I read that as "music is the goat no hat" and I'm like, why is he concerned with the hat? And then I remembered I'm gay.

it's a cold world

I heard they arrested a preacher for asking if he could get an amen

Because he knows Kendrick got smoked

No, it's 2 quarter notes per second. It's all about the subdivision.

@@nickrails oh yeah it is too. I was drumming at half time then haha

@hope_canyon You're Chechen ready, my friend!