My First Kiss 

I just realized this is a remake from an old video

I thought the dad said “Why did you kiss my daughter” it’s “Why didn’t you”

“I know people, that know people.” Is probably the most quotable thing that I’ve ever heard

i have been watching this for years.. i’m happy to say i finally got my first kiss. the way it went down, i wish swoozie could hear about it. he’d be proud. been watching for 10 years, almost an adult now. much love man

When I heard your original version of the story, I had yet to have my first kiss. But when I finally DID, no joke, my FIRST thought after the kiss was: "Dang, Swoozie was right. That was just like a Krispy Kreme donut!"

Dad: why didn't you kiss my daughter last night? Me: WhY DidnT YOu KisS My dAUgHteR LaST NiGht?

Swoozie: *kiss a girl* Also Swoozie: "so anyway, I started animating"

Why girls go to the bathroom alone: Hermione got attacked by a troll Ginny got abducted Mertle died and Katie got cursed

Dad: Why *didn't* you kiss my daughter last night? Swoozie: _This is beyond science._

Real fans know this an old story he added on to another a while back, but he just gave a lot more details. WE KNOW THE TRUTH

I remembering watching this video as a kid, and just recently got too enjoy my first kiss… he was soooo right about the Krispy Kreme feeling

"and mom ain't trina help me..." - that's when I realized I need to subscribe.

What dad does this -any weird parent -psycho -shy dad

DUDE! I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS YOUR FIRST KISS! so cool getting to animate this for you :)

this video is WAY to nostalgic

Just binge watching your videos and damn you are a great story teller

4:15 I have no clue how he made that sound but it made my day

Nobody: RU-vid Algorithm after 3 years: Yep now’s the time

I can clearly see Alex’s old art this was so great of a story and animation

"wheres that boi bring me my shotgon"😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

He stabbed himself From the back He fell on the knife 47 times He’s a clumsy dude

why aren't my parents like that

The reason those girls went to the bathroom together was to vent to each other. Most of the time it's to have company, which sounds weird but normally we just talk in front of the sinks then leave unless someone actually has to use the restroom

5 years, and i still highly enjoy this video 🤌🏻

Only swoozie would compare kissing a girl to eating a donut.

Who else remembers the original back in the day? I guess you can say this is a "remastered" version

It’s hard to believe this came out 3 years ago, it feels like decades

0:50 when mom understands that you don’t do your homework.

Lol i can't believe her dad.. i'm glad you remade this vid Swoozie! Loved it!

Dad: Why didn't you kiss my daughter last night? Me: bRUH

My (at the time) girlfriend was who I had my first kiss with and I was like "damn, swoozy damn right about the fresh out the factory glazed donuts"

This was the firist video ever I watched from you! Subbed with notifications on! Ur awesome and Alex Clark too! (doe I watched Alex a long time ago-)

my first kiss went a little like this.

Why girls go to the bathroom in groups: Hermione goes to the bathroom by herself and gets attacked by a troll. Myrtle goes to the bathroom and gets killed. Ginny got taken over by Riddle. And Katie Bell got cursed.

This was the first video I watched from your channel and never watched anything else from your channel ever again probably for 4-5 in a half years then finally randomly found your channel again and subscribed to your channel. (also I don't know why I stop watch after only one video I watched, and still don't know why)

These animations are so great, I love your vids

“The dad is going to kill me if I don’t make out with his daughter”

"Dads gonna kill me if I don't make out with his daughter" Me: my dad won't even let me get close to my friends brother

I would be in the dad’s shoes, he would never hear the end of it from his daughter. Plus, you seemed like a good kid

This is literally the funniest thing I have watched.

Who is still watching this in 2019 buh 4:17 had me weak af 😂😂😂💀

'Pssshh he's a clumsy dude i dunno" Lmao

When he said "He fell on a knife" and the Cop said "There are 47 stabs"....I would have said "He fell on 47 knifes dawg"

This is the first swoozie video I ever watched

4:17 OMG IM DYING PLZ HELP ME THOSE SOUDS KEPT ME AWAKE LAUGHING FOR LIKE 3 HOURS I SWEAR

Girls go to the bathroom together because, Hermionie, went by herself, got attacked by a troll. Ginny, went by herself, got abducted. Myrtile, went by herself, was murdered. Katie, got cursed, when she went by herself. Don't. Don't ever go to the bathroom alone.

Good for you dude the end of this gives me chills cause this because its that good

This video is so much detailed like bruh it's so dynamic, to be honest!

Dad: why didn’t u kiss my Daughter last night Swoozie: wait wait wait x1000000000

Dad: “YOU BETTER KISS HER” Swoozie: ok

I... I am suprises that this is his first kiss I am happy for you dude and stay safe my guy :)

OMG I must have seen this video when it first came out. I vaguely remember this from a long time ago and I didn't even know the channel. I must have just seen it randomly. Kinda crazy. And it's only been 3.5 years I guess but wow seems like it's been a long time.

Lmaoo they went to the bathroom so Nikki could talk about you for not kissing her 😭😂

Dude you straight up adorable with this pencil animation

Congratulations you’ve leveled up!

bro you tell the coolest stories

My first actual kiss was when i was fighting this dude who tried to body slam me and his Mouth went in mine

0:50 Cop: there’s 47 stab wounds Swoozie: phhhh what can I say, he’s a clumsy guy

Alex Clark animated some of this? I had no idea till now let’s go AC!

Lately been 4 years, and I still remember this due to my memory and nostalgia I remember

My first kiss was a stolen kiss, i was the thief, it was first grade, that was 12 years ago, 2 years ago i find out shes lesbian now

Girls have good reason to go in groups to the bathroom. -Ginny got possessed. -Hermione got attacked by a troll. -Katie got cursed. -Myrtle died.

You’re a player

Girl talk. That's why swoozie. Always be planning

They go to the bathroom to talk about gossip lol

"Swoozie: Remastered" is now a thing... I approve.

LMAO my man. Watching this at 3 AM man. I'm so dead inside bruh

I’ve being looking for this video for hours

Swoozie was thristy asf.

I never had my first kiss

I love all the kissing animations in videos! 🤣

This keeps getting in my recomened For the idk how many times but i still like it

"But there are 47 stabs on his back" "Yeah......What a clumsy dude....."

Binge watching all swoozies videos

Bruh this video is so good. Watched this video 3 years ago

PLEASE POST MORE I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS IM HAVING TO REWATCH OLD VIDS

My first kiss was in preschool and I still feel like a gangster

I fucking wish every bathroom was an escape room. That sounds sick as shit.

I’m over here celebrating for u rn bro 😂

This vid was 5 years ago and i still watch him like i did when this vid was new

Does anyone else remember him telling this story already?

*plot twist* he was really kissing a donut

This video is a CLASSIC

Back at it again with that krispy kreme

Is that the Lemon guy from Adventure Time?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I'm still a virgin. ;-;

The part where the general manager walks by and it’s darth Vader legit killed me I haven’t stopped laughing 😂

I love the detail of having mace windus light saber

0:45 He ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 tiMESSSSSS. HE HAD IT COMINGGGGG

1:43 that noise

I remember hearing this audio in a REALLY OLD roblox game i used to play. Don't think that's where it originated from but that's where i heard it from

I can’t believe I’ve been missing out on this channel.

Who likes the new stick figures cause I do!

My first kiss was also in kindergarten. I’m there, and about five minutes after I arrive a girl walks up and kisses me on the cheek saying I’m cute. I just sit there bewildered. About 12 years later she’s now lesbian. Rip the ship.

For future viewers this man was a legend😪

Good job U finally did it

Person: *Why do girls always go to the bathroom together?* Me: *Because Hermine went to the bathroom by herself and she nearly got killed by a FREAKIN TROLL.*

You know it's going to be a good day if swoozie uploads a video :)

The Sound effects of Danny and dee kissing is hilarious lol