Simpin' ain't Pimpin' 

“It’s always for some other duuuudeee Lana..”

Aight everyone, our weekly meeting to figure out who New York Girl is will be held this Friday at five pm. Bring your own snacks.

"For a little over a year I've been single, but taken, but single, but taken" - _every Swoozie video I've ever seen since 2011_

“What’s her last name” “what’s her last name all I need is her last name” WHAT WAS SHE FINNA DO!

I really respect him for talking about crying so openly

The WORST part about situations like this is that you can only be mad at yourself for choosing someone who you're suspicious about regarding their interest and intention with you instead of choosing the person who is clearly matching your energy. A similar situation happened to me a couple of years ago. The girl told me that she wasn't looking for a relationship right now, ghosted me shortly after that and then changed her FB status from "single" to "engaged" less than two weeks later. I was doing a live here on RU-vid and checked my Facebook news feed for something, and I cried ON CAMERA when I saw her engagement popup on my screen. Not one of my proudest moments...

His body language is telling me so many things in this story. The way swoozie owned his part in keeping someone in the maybe zone is admirable. I have come to like this story the best out of all his stories. Because I feel like I can relate to the topic and feel like a friend

I love how even thought he was hurt, he still gives her a voice. That's true respect. W Swoozie.

"I aint nobody's plan B, it's either you choose me or you lose me" -sWooZie

Am I the only one that wants to hear a wholesome story about him going to see his cousins?

"why are u crying" "the sad music" "what are u listening too" "spiderman music"

I have never been left like that, but I felt that. "It's alWAys For AnothER duuuuuuude!" That legitimately sent a tremor through my soul and I couldn't help but feel a lil sad about that. You should write a book idc if it's an autobiography or not but you've clearly got some good character development if you could put that on a page or even emulate it on a page and sell it, I'm a buyer. And from all of your other stories that are doing better or worse in terms of views, I can tell you're good at tying loose ends, writing from several perspectives, and wrapping it up while calling attention to something you've done or said in the beginning.

Swoozie looks like one of those teachers that have that chill voice and hold a mug

This video hits deep on so many different levels... you ain't nobody's plan B Swoozie

The day swooz talks about his actual wedding is the day I'll admit that marriage is worth it

14:30 ,,Whats her last name?,, *brings death note*

He acts like he’s our therapist when it more seems we’re his 😅

His “trying-to-be-a-therapist” outfit is giving very much Light Yagami vibes💀💀

“Don’t talk to a girl who says she only has a friend.”- Biz Markie

"IM NEVER GOOD ENOUGH, ITS ALWAYS SOME OTHER DUDE" Damn, who gave swoozie my high school journal?

Damn, if Swoozie is out here going through it too... ain’t nobody safe .-. 😂

_"Wasn't technically dating."_ _"Flying out for ten days and planning to put a ring on it."_ That's not normal simping; it's *advanced simping.*

Someone is going walk up to one of SwooZie's exes and say "You made my therapist cry!" and then run away in tears.

“i’m crying over a girl i didn’t even date.” i felt that Swo. ❤️‍🩹

Can't believe I've been watching swoozie since I was a 5th graders 😭❤️ and now I'm a whole third year college student 😂 time flies

“Either you choose me, or you lose me. Cause I ain’t gonna be anyone’s plan B.” You said those words in a video a long time ago, back when I first started watching you, and it’s saved me a lot of heartache since. Keep your head up king

When he said “it’s always with some other dude Lana it’s always with some other dude!” I felt that

12:02 …. That hit me so hard in the gut but at the same time …I laughed SO HARD (rip to Whitney) but the WAY YOU SANG IT! Love you swoozie 😂❤️

Missed opportunity for the classic line: "I ain't no plan b, either you choose me or you lose me" 💯

I knew this would be a sWooZie "TED Talk" when I saw the length of the video 😂

let it all out, you will feel so much better

“How imma look tryna hold on to somebody that doesn’t wanna be with me” Bruh. That sentence just resonates with me so much because of recent events. Simpin ain’t pimpin

“IT’S ALWAYS FOR SOME OTHER DUDE😭😭😭”

That Mr. Bean cosplay lookin *FRESH*

Swoozie, don't talk to that girl anymore. The only "closure" that actually matters is that she wasted your time and picked some other dude over you. You even said before, time is one thing you can never get back. So don't waste another second on that girl. She doesn't deserve anything from you. Just keep it pushing.

0:09 Swoozie: I got drive... I GOT POWER! I STAY HUNGRY I DEVOUR!!!

Going through my own heartbreak and this just brought my spirits up. Thank you. I needed this.

“Your bringing 90% and they are bringing 10%” My guy Swoozie is both the therapist and the patient in this vid. But facts are coming from both ends 💯💯

You seem so cultured. Sometimes I doubt the value of art and animation and then I see ya intelligent-ass delivery keep it up brotha.

This story was pretty tough, but you never managed to fail making me laugh Swooz. Especially when you started singing Close To Me.

When you’re so early the bots aren’t even here yet

Bless your heart, 😢. I can resonate with how you feel. You really be wondering “ Why the hell do I have so much love music! “ When your in that mood. And I highly understand the feeling , like the universe is conspiring against you. It’s ok to cry. When you validate your emotions. You are healing yourself. Even if you feel silly about it.

7:40 Omg... I have actually done this with the one relationship Ive had so far. Met them in August, we both fall hard for eachother play a ton of games and chat a lot etc etc. In early December, I'm at my best friends party with about 6 others, and me and my gf are chilling and laughing in the corner as we do a silly little "who loves eachother more" game. We are getting louder and sillier, until this other guy storms out. I ofc didn't immediatly notice this and was a tad confused at first. Turns out, he has been good friends with her for atleast a few years maybe longer and had been working up the courage to say he had feelings for her for a long time. She never realized this, but would have gotten more serious with him if she knew before she met me. I felt a little guilty ofc, what started between us just... kinda happened. Then I felt REALLY guilty and also super impressed when I hear that when she talked with him. This guy acted like an actual adult in the whole conversation and had no ill will towards me at all. In fact, me and him had a good long chat about just... stuff for like 4 hours like a week later. About a month later our relationship kinda just... fell apart? We basically took a break from eachother afterwards for a month or so and have been good friends since. This other guy and her have gotten together after and I'm happy in many ways that it worked out. The three of us all play games together sometimes too.

“Simpin ain’t Pimpin” will forever be an iconic line in history

When Swoozie droppin a 17min vid *grabs popcorn* 🍿

Love how honest you are with your feelings , swoozie 😍

i’ve been watching you for a long time and this is the hardest i’ve laughed at one of your videos. thanks for sharing sorry you went through all of that

When she said “he likes me, I don’t really like him...” I think she was really talking about swooz. Damn 😔

im not gonna lie im loving these 15+ minute videos

LMAO So I'm not the only one out here gettin my heart broke by girls I ain't even date..

Yo Swoozie homie I know how it feels, I went through something extremely similar and trust me it hurts as hell but it gets better, sometimes us pimps become simps accidentally and we learn from our mistakes, hope you feel better dude

How you go from “not dating” to put a ring on it. I think we skipped a few steps 😂

Men who are comfortable with their masculinity and don’t have to pretend to be super macho all the time 💯

This story was so well told. Great content.

Swoozie is the great therapist of the internet he teaches and he helps like I try whenever I detect simp nrgy

When Swoozie said "I thought I had this simiping under control" everyone and their mama felt that.

Dang I’m sorry that’s rough 🥺 It’s nice of you to “give voice” to NY girl instead of just trashing her, very respectable.

love you swooz, they don’t know what they have until they lose it🖤

It's been a hot minute since this video came out, but I wanna thank Swooz for making these videos. They gave a fresh pair of eyes, a new found perspective on my romance situations this past year. I really liked this guy, we never dated, but we definitely had the feels for each other. When one day he just..stopped all effort to get to know me, he became inconsistent. I was left like, "what happened??" I came to the conclusion he lost interest, and was talking with other girls based on what our mutual friends were saying. I was devastated over a guy whom I never even dated. It was a mess, I was mess. I realized that I may or may not have simped for this guy. (girls are simps too) Anyway, I'm over it and as Swooz had said, "simpin' ain't pimpin'"! ! Love you Swooz

Plot twist: it was HIS therapy session, not ours 😭 real talk though, that shit hurts and I hope posting the video helped get through/ease some of that pain.

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT SWOOZIE DESERVES A SWEET AND CARING GIRL WHO TREATS HIM RIGHT FOR ONCE

I still come back to this video to cry with Swoozie whenever I'm super lonely...

The “hold it down man” had me dead😂

Swoozie having a breakdown: Some guy: don't mind me, just listening

“Single, but taken, but still single” I don’t know why this made so much sense but it did.

95% certain she was talking about you when she was like “he likes me but I don’t like him…”it’s ok man we’ve all been there

You can tell this guy is tryna make this video as light and funny as possible but you can reallyyy feel his pain especially the part where swooz says “it’s always for some other dude” and “I’m never good enough” damn hope you’re doing better Adande

sWooZie: "I'm from the streets, don't let the clean-up confuse you" Also sWooZie: *dressed as Mr.Bean*

a wise man once told me “i ain’t nobodies plan B it’s either you chose me or you lose me”

Swoozie: I'm a pretend internet therapist Everyone: Well... it all started when I was 12.

Dude, I was laughing at this, but when he said "It's always for some other dude" I started thinking over his past videos, and I wanted to give my man a hug

Dude please cry. Everyone, please cry. For whatever reason. Whether you think it’s the reason for the emotion is valid enough or not. Let yourself experience all the emotions, without pushing them away or escaping ❤️

"Her last name, all I need is her last name".. I lost it. XD

When he started singing I was dying😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you 🙏 bless

Honestly, Swoozie's videos are what I need to get through this painful Holiday known as Valentine's Day.

can we like appreciate this man swooz openly admitting his mishaps and simpin and ain't afraid to admit it this man got CONFIDENCE

RED PILL MAFIA

Swoozie, i saw this video 2 years ago when my girlfriend left me for her coworker. We dated for 4 years and this video really made me feel better. I’m re watching the video now and I feel better now than how I was 2 years ago. I appreciate you man! You got me through a hard time in my life

I laughed so hard when you started singing Whitney Houston. I almost choked on my pizza 😂😂

Being in an airport after a breakup is the one of the worst feelings ever

Hey man remember that even if that girl didnt love you, there's still 7.38milion people who do🙏💞

I've had a tough week, and idk why but something about listening to other people's troubles just makes you feel better. Like someone you can relate to. So thanks for being real

brother i feel the same i have been in a similar situation with a girl as well. keep your head up man it gets better. heal as long as you need

When guys cry that is serious. Thanks for opening up swoozie no matter how tough it is for you. Being open like crying I really respect that a lot. We your viewers will be always there to support you through tough times.

Whitney Houston playing had to be the most hilarious thing ever minus that dude sipping his tea

Thank you for sharing this story. It is so hard to find something real in the dating world.

You are awesome for sharing this. Don't worry man , we have all been had by some jerk . You are awesome so keep your head up !

This video was mad fire🔥 your way to good at communicating though these stories. 😭 feels like I was 1 of the 7 people u told lmao

Those relationships that don’t ever evolve into actual relationships always sting the worse bc it seems like there was so much potential and time thrown down the drain.

I have been through this before, I learned my lesson. I cried and cried and then moved on and learned a great lesson. It's what you do with it that matters.

9:50 swoozie: and by the fourth song I was ready to bust out the noose. The fourth song: I STILL SEE YOUR SHADOWS IN MY ROOM.

Swoozie she never respected you if she didn’t give you closure...she matched the whole previous energy you gave (not saying anything sooner) and you recognized that. But she never respected you by being honest about this other guy sooner before you arrived. That situationship was never worth it. You’ll bounce back for sure once you find someone who’s energy matches yours. Also timing, compatibility and all that other jazz

My jaw DROPPED 😩😭

Man so relatable it took me a while too bro keep ya chin up , 🙌🏻

14:00 jesus that voice acting is AMAZING. I've never been rejected (Im just a hermit. Mostly) but even I was tensing up with a tight feeling in my chest from second hand experience. Damn dude.

I haven’t been this sad since Bart cried after failing a test he studied for.

I can’t wait till he posts that he has a girlfriend for deal and it’s serious to the point of marriage 😭he deserves happiness

Dude your video's are so relatable I never watched a youtuber so relatable in my life like you. Btw your video help me so much thank you :]

Man I went through an almost exactly the same situation 😕 It was super toxic though, and I even wound up going into a mental health facility (for other reasons as well, but the situation pushed me over the edge) over it. I never got closure from the guy, no real reason why or anything, so I just accepted the outcome and learned you don't always get closure (which was kind of closure in it's self for me) But I got better with therapy, loved ones and just learning I deserved better and learning from my mistakes. Now I'm way better emotionally and mentally and I even got married to my childhood friend who is a way healthier man 😌

You told us to not put our girlfriend/boyfriend above everyone else. INCLUDING your friends. You taught us that. I'm glad you caught yourself before it was too late. I hope my man swoozie ain't goin against his own words.