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Took my Uber Driver on a Date (ft. AndreasChoice) 

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Shooting my shot with my Uber.
✖️Stalk Andrea
/ andreaschoice
/ andreaschoice
✖️Stalk me
/ swoozie
/ swooz1e
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Комментарии : 6 тыс.   
@xMisty16
@xMisty16 6 лет назад
Foreal though shout out to that girl for having a stranger's back 👑👏❤️
@mindyours752
@mindyours752 6 лет назад
So true. Swoozie like, "I'm taking you home. Screw if you got alcohol poisoning. I'm making you a fort in my bathroom. Always wanted to see an Asian girl in a fort". Lol
@josephikrakowski334
@josephikrakowski334 6 лет назад
Yeah but she could of been a little nicer
@Maria-qu9fb
@Maria-qu9fb 6 лет назад
Autumn Potato Exactly what I would be thinking for like a week or more afterwards compulsively checking mugshots & everything😓
@olivia_vermast
@olivia_vermast 6 лет назад
MysteryVlogs true
@Toyota4Life
@Toyota4Life 6 лет назад
She only had her back because she was Asian and saw a black guy carrying her. She was low key being racist
@zeusalmighty2392
@zeusalmighty2392 5 лет назад
"She squeezed it" "Solve this rubik's cube if this boy is your friend" 😭😭😭😭😭
@beasthaven1571
@beasthaven1571 4 года назад
I wouldn't be surprised if an Asian girl could do that
@iroor
@iroor 4 года назад
mind you under 10 seconds
@Tperm-Speedcuber
@Tperm-Speedcuber 3 года назад
Lol I can solve one it’s not that hard
@gxllis1791
@gxllis1791 2 года назад
@@Tperm-Speedcuber in 10 seconds
@CarlosAndres-tq9sc
@CarlosAndres-tq9sc 13 часов назад
Its impossible. Anyone who says they've solved a Rubik's Cube is lying
@RetroDiaryDream
@RetroDiaryDream 4 года назад
“Hunty, huntyy. Wake up, hunty” that part killed me 😂
@ellebourne5875
@ellebourne5875 3 года назад
💀😂😂
@chowderismyboyfriend
@chowderismyboyfriend 2 года назад
SAME. XD
@cerritoaltavis1354
@cerritoaltavis1354 2 года назад
💀 😂 same
@kemioluwatayo2682
@kemioluwatayo2682 2 года назад
💀😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@luiplayz8253
@luiplayz8253 2 года назад
Same
@sp00ky5
@sp00ky5 5 лет назад
2:35 ik she blurred, but she kinda CUUUTE THOOO.
@devandevan1403
@devandevan1403 4 года назад
Dat ass
@aquaticbite7575
@aquaticbite7575 4 года назад
@@devandevan1403 pervert
@Ceas3
@Ceas3 4 года назад
aquatic bite stfu
@youggieski7229
@youggieski7229 4 года назад
aquatic yea stfu
@yureii381
@yureii381 4 года назад
Short Clips fax
@reasonablecheff7876
@reasonablecheff7876 5 лет назад
Swoozie: "Last 2 months I havent been talking about girls." 1:56 :"crush on my teacher."
@noahjones8148
@noahjones8148 5 лет назад
F
@theartisthasarrived
@theartisthasarrived 5 лет назад
F
@TJ-eu1sn
@TJ-eu1sn 5 лет назад
4 months ago bruh
@uohgdhgu_3023
@uohgdhgu_3023 5 лет назад
U edit that why tho
@wonderstruckaj
@wonderstruckaj 5 лет назад
Yup
@PowahSlapEntertainmint
@PowahSlapEntertainmint 6 лет назад
Quasimodo still had one of the greatest pair of lips of all time.
@FordFocus-tc1rh
@FordFocus-tc1rh 6 лет назад
Who doesn’t wanna kiss Quasimodo?
@astrangeperson9305
@astrangeperson9305 6 лет назад
you right
@babesviral4908
@babesviral4908 6 лет назад
PowahSlap oooooOOOohhHHHh you got pinned
@evanlol05
@evanlol05 6 лет назад
Why do I keep seeing you everywhere?
@someasiankid6323
@someasiankid6323 6 лет назад
PowahSlap ikr
@lianah7837
@lianah7837 6 лет назад
Seriously carrying around a passed out girl in a cart is sketchy af
@ruthless0587
@ruthless0587 5 лет назад
did anyone notice how she called him daddy swoozie is there something you arent telling us
@PearlGurl14
@PearlGurl14 5 лет назад
I saw that too! Looks like hes keeping a few secrets from us lol
@TheTyphy
@TheTyphy 4 года назад
Yea I his make out sessions are a title more than make outs hmmmm
@FlockEBK
@FlockEBK 4 года назад
Chris B. Normal thing
@Life_Basketball
@Life_Basketball 4 года назад
Fax
@abiezerEscude
@abiezerEscude 2 года назад
“How many lies have I been told by the counsel!?”
@dixiecronin7791
@dixiecronin7791 5 лет назад
Seriously, you and that random girl giving you a hard time are HEROES. Helping out a stranger like this is really kind!
@schuuichiminamino
@schuuichiminamino 6 лет назад
Meanwhile... I'm here. With my dogs. They're cool. No kissing. No soft lips. But they look happy when they see me. That's enough for me. I guess.
@roshanpalsingh8089
@roshanpalsingh8089 6 лет назад
schuuichiminamino you listen to K-pop that's why
@CountRackula1600
@CountRackula1600 6 лет назад
Oof^
@Luvv4
@Luvv4 6 лет назад
Aha
@JJayKitsune
@JJayKitsune 6 лет назад
Same
@iiuniversalii2209
@iiuniversalii2209 6 лет назад
schuuichiminamino relatable
@tpindell3
@tpindell3 6 лет назад
Bruh, you the only youtuber that can get AndreasChoice out of the house, Respect.
@e3clipse657
@e3clipse657 6 лет назад
OMG TPIN HIIIIII
@jinchuriki7022
@jinchuriki7022 6 лет назад
Tpindell oooooo
@rashadvq
@rashadvq 6 лет назад
Tpindell woah
@landonperdue8447
@landonperdue8447 6 лет назад
Tpindell yo whassup daddy
@koastal5181
@koastal5181 6 лет назад
Knock them ankles
@IAmNotNicolex
@IAmNotNicolex 5 лет назад
I’m freaking crying after “she squeezed it.”
@noodle3899
@noodle3899 4 года назад
"Solve this Rubik's cube in under 10 seconds" lmao 😂
@TrickorTriett
@TrickorTriett 6 лет назад
LOLOL so are we just gonna ignore the fact that my mans wheeled a girl to his place in a cart and no one asked any questions?
@mementobox
@mementobox 6 лет назад
Right? I was thinking why the girl suddenly let him go
@ShokoFlow
@ShokoFlow 6 лет назад
A 1/5 of the video is of a girl asking questions are you dumb
@raestar7454
@raestar7454 6 лет назад
*ShokoFlow* he means after that
@mr.fabulousmegardev6256
@mr.fabulousmegardev6256 6 лет назад
'Twas only a block away, and 'twas also late at night, if there were other people staring at him, he'd oh-so-certainly comment on that, but alas, we get the bitchy (but noble) girl.
@AmaniToomer991
@AmaniToomer991 6 лет назад
Lol
@mZStarCraft
@mZStarCraft 6 лет назад
I lost it at the rubix cube.
@jetshoo1174
@jetshoo1174 6 лет назад
XD same
@chiisuchi1102
@chiisuchi1102 6 лет назад
can we talk about how he literally threw her into the cart tho
@kwek2798
@kwek2798 6 лет назад
Rubik’s
@dollarama5604
@dollarama5604 6 лет назад
Right
@LesoTheGamerboy
@LesoTheGamerboy 6 лет назад
Rubix. R U B I *X*
@karissaholden7180
@karissaholden7180 5 лет назад
!HUNTY HUNTY!😂Sometimes I forget swozzie voices the girls💀❤️Much love:)
@kubby3558
@kubby3558 5 лет назад
Karissa Holden u spelled swoozie wrong dumb fuck
@silysister4815
@silysister4815 3 года назад
Kubby Chill sir you don’t have to be cursing and calling people names when they forgot one “o” in swoozie, okay?
@The-Loon-belt-Extravaganza
@The-Loon-belt-Extravaganza 2 года назад
Not anybody can get away with saying stuff like “I’ve always wondered what it’s like to kiss an Asian” without getting accused of being racist, no matter what color your skin is. Props to you, nothing here intended to make anybody feel offended. I’m not good at wording things sometimes
@xreaper2451
@xreaper2451 Год назад
Also this video was 4 years ago💀
@Belle.kingsbury
@Belle.kingsbury 6 лет назад
I love how that random girl got all worried about you being with the passed out chick but still let you take her home lmao
@Redheadsmiles23
@Redheadsmiles23 6 лет назад
Well he said "we brought her up" so she probably checked Swoozies digs and sussed him out before leaving. Regardless, she didn't have to stop but she did when she saw something suspicious, which, lets be honest, not enough people do.
@RC-de3vy
@RC-de3vy 6 лет назад
She squeezed her finger weren’t you paying attention?
@parrisnia72
@parrisnia72 6 лет назад
Prolly cuz he black
@crazygirlbeautiful1277
@crazygirlbeautiful1277 6 лет назад
She was worried because he is an African American male
@lilbaby1807
@lilbaby1807 6 лет назад
BelleBean cuzz he black
@Sarowarrr
@Sarowarrr 6 лет назад
"WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH THIS GIRL!" *Minutes later* Proceeds to wheel her up to the apartment..
@lovelypacific
@lovelypacific 6 лет назад
Sarowar Ahmed she did squeeze her hand so
@GIRLonMW2
@GIRLonMW2 5 лет назад
“Kissed for like 2hrs” 😏🌝🌚🌝🌚
@markwnongsiej6570
@markwnongsiej6570 3 года назад
Did you also notice the way she addressed him in the letter?
@usernamenone5109
@usernamenone5109 3 года назад
@@markwnongsiej6570 yep😂
@s.manthha
@s.manthha 5 лет назад
4 shots and my good sis passed out smhhh🤦🏾‍♀️
@Cantoonsanimations
@Cantoonsanimations 6 лет назад
*"NO CLICKBAIT"* I was dying!
@thethe4643
@thethe4643 3 года назад
870 likes, no reply’s, wtf
@EliB207
@EliB207 3 года назад
@@thethe4643 in three years!
@thethe4643
@thethe4643 3 года назад
@@EliB207 ik
@Jae_Amp
@Jae_Amp 6 лет назад
"Squeeze my finger if he's your friend. She squeezed it."🤣🤣 "Solve this rubix cube in 10secs"😭
@iluvtink19
@iluvtink19 5 лет назад
Jae_Amp_Jamp same 😂😂🤣🤣
@azuldragon1338
@azuldragon1338 5 лет назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-cLqfnyK0cmg.html watch 3:48
@FahmZ36
@FahmZ36 5 лет назад
Even more absurd when she actually says in Under 10 sec 😅😭
@adhilmehmud8171
@adhilmehmud8171 5 лет назад
trust me she literally might have solved the cube,afterall she was asian
@popna2694
@popna2694 5 лет назад
Jae_Amp_Jamp IT’S FUCKING RUBIK’S
@comradejpeg
@comradejpeg 4 года назад
She called him daddy... Jacksepticeye: "Satan Called Me Daddy...."
@donluz1522
@donluz1522 4 года назад
I can promise you the ethnicity of any girl doesn't play a part in their kissing prowess
@Mgaby1992
@Mgaby1992 5 лет назад
“She had the softest...lips....ever...” my brain: *”LIPSSSSSS”* literally a second later: “LLIIIIIPPPSSSSSSSSSSSS”
@allmightygir4865
@allmightygir4865 4 года назад
the cameo was on point!
@kbscheme
@kbscheme 4 года назад
Gaby Mulet literally me 💀💀💀💀💀
@Wardawg-
@Wardawg- 4 года назад
Any OG Swoozie fan
@jayoodahdon5574
@jayoodahdon5574 6 лет назад
"
@MrJoMaMA93
@MrJoMaMA93 6 лет назад
I was just about to check to see if anyone caught that I was just like 0-0
@kevin15664
@kevin15664 6 лет назад
Literally nothing hotter than a girl calling a guy daddy imo.
@BeefWagon
@BeefWagon 6 лет назад
Ohohoho~
@stayflyxx
@stayflyxx 6 лет назад
No, That's just freaking weird and a sign that the girl has some problems
@JayInTheGreen
@JayInTheGreen 6 лет назад
Kevin Alexander phrasing seems a little off, but I see what you mean
@jatalieuwu3068
@jatalieuwu3068 4 года назад
0:13 deku when he finds out he has no quirk
@fch3n3y
@fch3n3y 3 года назад
I remember that 🥲🥲
@SuperLoneStarBros
@SuperLoneStarBros 4 года назад
4:57 bruh she called you daddy 😂
@bdbdffbfbhd953
@bdbdffbfbhd953 3 года назад
UHHHHHHHH SWOOZIE
@SuperLoneStarBros
@SuperLoneStarBros 3 года назад
@@bdbdffbfbhd953 😂
@penny4279
@penny4279 6 лет назад
“I don’t know if you’re emotionally recovered from our first date” 😂😂😂
@andrick4757
@andrick4757 6 лет назад
how is that funny?
@leog3151
@leog3151 4 года назад
"the other part of me was like its about damn time and the other part of me was like ..."😂that junk got me dead
@sadiedixon2243
@sadiedixon2243 4 года назад
"Hunty,hunt, do you know this boy?"
@imranosman3714
@imranosman3714 6 лет назад
SHE CALLED U DADDY MY BOI IS BACK IN THE GAME
@hiddenangelcake
@hiddenangelcake 6 лет назад
Imran Osman :T
@notsaro
@notsaro 6 лет назад
To be fair, I'd also want to kiss a *a glazed pink donut*
@PjPerez
@PjPerez 6 лет назад
Now I want a glazed donut.
@MrCalvinSu
@MrCalvinSu 6 лет назад
SARO SAROOO
@purptk8030
@purptk8030 6 лет назад
LMAO 😂😂😂
@acee2406
@acee2406 5 лет назад
4:57 “
@waynicliz
@waynicliz 3 года назад
He getting way more daughter's than we will ever have
@JameelValentine
@JameelValentine 5 лет назад
3:30 is my favorite part Hunty Hunty 🤣🤣
@LumpKing
@LumpKing 6 лет назад
If I had a dollar for every girl that Swoozie made out with but didn’t date I’d already be a multi millionaire like jeez Swoozie 😂🤦🏾‍♂️
@ulysessoliverasponyman
@ulysessoliverasponyman 6 лет назад
LumpKing me too
@professionalsimp7956
@professionalsimp7956 6 лет назад
LumpKing that's funny but he is dating her right now
@MyMessyMind
@MyMessyMind 6 лет назад
Redenderpearl girl he said they're friends tho?
@LumpKing
@LumpKing 6 лет назад
Redenderpearl girl proof plz
@marcelleeroy9313
@marcelleeroy9313 6 лет назад
Receipts?
@kuro4695
@kuro4695 6 лет назад
"Solve this rubix cube.... *IN UNDER 10 SECONDS* IF THIS GUY IS YOUR FRIEND."
@sandwich434
@sandwich434 6 лет назад
OnFire599 the world record is 4.59 seconds
@sleepup7931
@sleepup7931 6 лет назад
while drunk on tequila ;D
@zigzoinks5493
@zigzoinks5493 6 лет назад
_She solved it..._
@smizee1606
@smizee1606 6 лет назад
Ummmmmm "RUBIX" Cube ITSSSSS RUBIK'S
@rpgreseller
@rpgreseller 4 года назад
Gentleman. Honorable. Wholesome. These stories are the shit. Like if I ever have a little man, I want him to grow up watching Swoozie videos.
@candyareli3
@candyareli3 4 года назад
I've been saying "however comma" since I started watching you years ago 😂
@monauraldaredevil
@monauraldaredevil 5 лет назад
"LIPPPSSSSS!!!!"
@twizypudding7437
@twizypudding7437 5 лет назад
monauraldaredevil Who wants to color Quasimodo’s lips
@blackmangothevii5430
@blackmangothevii5430 5 лет назад
bruhCHOW
@supportchannel7743
@supportchannel7743 4 года назад
He wanted to kiss it! Bomb!! Smozzz!..
@brad2563
@brad2563 4 года назад
LIPPPSSSSS LIPPPSSSSS
@Cantoonsanimations
@Cantoonsanimations 6 лет назад
That lady thought she got kidnapped lol
@ncuschoolgirl
@ncuschoolgirl 4 года назад
Your stories are hilarious. They never get old.
@taylor2915
@taylor2915 5 лет назад
Oh my God. I am so happy you added Stephen. 😂
@Arrowflight
@Arrowflight 6 лет назад
Respect for that random girl, lookin out
@BeefWagon
@BeefWagon 6 лет назад
kk holy shit, you read Tower of God?!
@petergeramin7195
@petergeramin7195 6 лет назад
kk You are my BROTHER
@petergeramin7195
@petergeramin7195 6 лет назад
Pastrus S You too are my BROTHER
@petergeramin7195
@petergeramin7195 6 лет назад
Pastrus S You too are my BROTHER
@FoxGoodmanYT
@FoxGoodmanYT 6 лет назад
"She squeezed it...." LMAOOOO
@dontwatchthat869
@dontwatchthat869 6 лет назад
I died
@Star-vh4cs
@Star-vh4cs 6 лет назад
Hajdkdofjjakx maàaaaaaaan
@psychoooocat
@psychoooocat 6 лет назад
Fox Goodman YA NASTY 😂
@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099
@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099 6 лет назад
Fox Goodman ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@derangedbutfun
@derangedbutfun 5 лет назад
Great story. And nice to hear people are still nice, looking out for other people (attitude or not).
@txripzy4694
@txripzy4694 5 лет назад
Ur the funniest and BEST ANIMATOR EVEEEEEER
@izzy1221
@izzy1221 6 лет назад
Look at our boi Swoozie go! *Diversifying.*
@GoScience123
@GoScience123 6 лет назад
his portfolio
@annoyingsiblingspresent6024
@annoyingsiblingspresent6024 6 лет назад
Lol 1k likes yet only 1 reply
@itszekira
@itszekira 6 лет назад
DADDY ? Ooooooppp also TELL HER TO DROP HER LIP CARE ROUTINE. I’m trying get some no line lips
@zizi6538
@zizi6538 6 лет назад
Ye
@likedmyowncomment3547
@likedmyowncomment3547 6 лет назад
Lol
@TheLatinaBabyGurl
@TheLatinaBabyGurl 6 лет назад
Zekira Francis Right! We need the hook up on the details of the lip care.
@sydney6127
@sydney6127 6 лет назад
Lip fillers. That’s how you don’t get the lines. Lol.
@arelistica
@arelistica 6 лет назад
Following 🤣
@WeLoveAnijahBrooklyn
@WeLoveAnijahBrooklyn 5 лет назад
Pro Tip: Don’t watch Swoozie while you’re eating ... you might choke from laughing 💀💀💀
@avagrace2183
@avagrace2183 5 лет назад
I love your vids i can not stop watching lol
@LeBeautiful
@LeBeautiful 6 лет назад
sWooZie's the last person I know to pull this type of stunt but pretty much get away from it
@Jobe-13
@Jobe-13 6 лет назад
LeBeautiful Ikr
@saucebobcats8182
@saucebobcats8182 6 лет назад
LeBeautiful you are everywhere
@josephorlando7108
@josephorlando7108 6 лет назад
+ LeBeautiful I would have taken her to a potential friend of hers, so I would less sass from crazy stranger girls and, no puke in my bathroom, but that's just me.
@TheViralEvolution
@TheViralEvolution 6 лет назад
Is your picture a pretty LeBron James
@iiuniversalii2209
@iiuniversalii2209 6 лет назад
LeBeautiful yupp
@najahleyba3860
@najahleyba3860 6 лет назад
"uhh she prolly ain't gonna make it" 😂
@starsystem4949
@starsystem4949 5 лет назад
“Is you nervous or *nahhhh???*” Lmao.... this be me everyday in math... ☹️
@zlayne357
@zlayne357 4 года назад
I’ve only been subscribed for less than 24 hours and I actually get the “LIPS!!!” reference. I’m dead...😂😂
@jessm8734
@jessm8734 6 лет назад
Props to that blonde chick, she didn't know what kind of playa Swoozie was. Protect the sisterhood y'all.
@deepSea__
@deepSea__ 6 лет назад
Ninja Girl She assumed he was doing something bad based on his look. Either she was sexist or racist or both.
@BeefWagon
@BeefWagon 6 лет назад
dogs101o no, she wasn’t. It’s like the rule “don’t accept drinks unless it was poured.” Is it “sexist” to not accept it? Would it make you feel better if I said it went for both sides? The yellow-haired girl hasn’t meet these two, you gotta admit, it seems a bit strange for a guy to be carrying an unconscious girl. Think about it this way, if you saw a woman doing the same thing... well, one, women can’t really hold all that mass and based on the blurred video, the girl was pretty skinny. So it’s not like she can do harm BUT it should be seen both ways if that were case. Meaning, it’s bad in both directions. So if you saw something like that, guy or girl, it might seem bitchy but you might be helping someone. At least, that’s her mindset
@jessm8734
@jessm8734 6 лет назад
dogs101o Probably not at all, she just assumed that he had drugged her or got her drunk so she could have his way with her. Trust me, it happens. ☹️
@deepSea__
@deepSea__ 6 лет назад
Ninja Girl I know it happens. But she assumed he was doing something bad. She is racist or sexist.
@deepSea__
@deepSea__ 6 лет назад
Pastrus S First of all, I won't assume anything unless I have know they didn’t know eachother. Second off, not accepting a drink is far different from making an assumption about a black man. That woman was a racist sexist ignorant person
@jennifera4805
@jennifera4805 6 лет назад
I DIED WHEN THAT RANDOM GIRL CALLED HER HAUNTY HAUNTY
@salacious_modeus.
@salacious_modeus. 4 года назад
*wake up hundi...* *do you know this boy; do you know him...*
@kurosugu9242
@kurosugu9242 4 года назад
I diedddddddd
@milliondollarcorporations.
@milliondollarcorporations. 5 лет назад
Lol A Cart SWooZie ? 😂 always funny stuff!
@pwetty4r4
@pwetty4r4 5 лет назад
literally had a rubix cube in my hand at 3:41 and had to laugh out loud XD
@andrewmurray1857
@andrewmurray1857 5 лет назад
1. please dont use XD or u will never get laid 2. somone like u prolly spams “LOL” everywhere so why did u right it 3. i dont understand about why u needed to edit this comment its garbage enough we dont need second thoughts 4. no one cares
@pwetty4r4
@pwetty4r4 5 лет назад
@@andrewmurray1857 Troll be gone! lol also, I am female and I assure you I have no trouble getting laid
@simplyq4311
@simplyq4311 5 лет назад
oh okay get out yo feelz, don’t be a dick
@andrewmurray1857
@andrewmurray1857 5 лет назад
Prometheus Games r/woooosh
@andrewmurray1857
@andrewmurray1857 5 лет назад
pwetty4r4 r/woooosh
@Cantoonsanimations
@Cantoonsanimations 6 лет назад
"Glazed pink donut" lol😂🤣💀☠👻
@kevinfortin8240
@kevinfortin8240 6 лет назад
Cantoons swoozie always comes up with the coolest/funniest/creative names ever
@malariestaffordmustacchio2269
@malariestaffordmustacchio2269 6 лет назад
Cantoons .k6huj
@candiigurl7893
@candiigurl7893 6 лет назад
*"Finally got to kiss an asian girl."* Welp, 2018 is off to a great start for Swoozie Quotes. Perhaps this'll be his tagline for the year?
@strwbrybabyg245
@strwbrybabyg245 6 лет назад
candiigurl7893 bitch nobody careers you asians like that keeping wishing lmfao
@candiigurl7893
@candiigurl7893 6 лет назад
strwbrybabyg245 "you asians"? Nigga, I'm black. Sit your loud-mouth butt down over there.
@sam1286
@sam1286 6 лет назад
strwbrybabyg245 I no understand what u just said
@iBeFloe
@iBeFloe 6 лет назад
"nobody careers you" Boi lmao
@jasonburks6644
@jasonburks6644 6 лет назад
Bout dang time other half gghggghgg
@germanyboi6835
@germanyboi6835 4 года назад
i am absolutely in love with the amount of BHNA (My Hero Academia) references in some your videos-
@darrelldeguzman
@darrelldeguzman 3 года назад
Bro I died when during "auntie auntie...wake up" hahahhahaha. That Asian life culture the story of my life ahhahaha . Swoozy vids for the win. Lol
@mangosaidno
@mangosaidno 6 лет назад
Props to that random landy though that stuck up for her, hence if it was a different scenario
@Jessica-ub9oh
@Jessica-ub9oh 6 лет назад
Alana Rabinowitz true though, if we didn't know it's swoozie who has good intentions this could've been a totally different situation
@Redheadsmiles23
@Redheadsmiles23 6 лет назад
Yeah serious props. Like just imagine her perspective, no idea who either are, but she sees some guy carrying a passed out girl down the street. Instead of making up some excuse in her head to ignore it, she goes in to make sure everythings good.
@norakate3003
@norakate3003 6 лет назад
Very true
@xx-js1wu
@xx-js1wu 6 лет назад
*She squeezed it*
@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099
@MilestheDirtyMindedGoblin2099 6 лет назад
Stopmotion Lyn ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@gingerbreadman8110
@gingerbreadman8110 6 лет назад
Miles still the old one LMAO
@chileee5664
@chileee5664 6 лет назад
Where are you going Ummm ..... Home
@effecteyvee864
@effecteyvee864 5 лет назад
Stopmotion Lyn Real good :3
@FahmZ36
@FahmZ36 5 лет назад
Ghost Meno eerrm, No you’re not, who is this girl...
@jackmannarino8461
@jackmannarino8461 5 лет назад
I live for these stories😁
@belakay9393
@belakay9393 4 года назад
The legendary swoozie LIPZ call
@gracefullymaddy
@gracefullymaddy 6 лет назад
Who else yelled "L I P S" before the Disney guy popped up?
@meech2555
@meech2555 6 лет назад
"
@oldgrapes8483
@oldgrapes8483 6 лет назад
Shaolin Fantastic he's said that he speaks female
@nelsonandres9163
@nelsonandres9163 6 лет назад
Low-key took me 3 years to get to "oh that's a cool name 😂😂"
@itzxavier35
@itzxavier35 6 лет назад
Shaolin Fantastic ion kno what he be sayin to get that much progress I be hittin that point at like later in month to 2 month
@meech2555
@meech2555 6 лет назад
Nelson Andres Meneses Lmfaooo I feel your pain 😂😂
@jessicabunbun620
@jessicabunbun620 6 лет назад
i met a girl once, she was nice, we had chemistry, so we ended up chillin' that day in the park (with burgers lul) and literally the next day she was like confessing her love for me and i was like wtf oiadscoikrgsdkfmk xD so yeah. that was an interesting few months. didn't work out, but still texting and staying in touch lol. (sorry for the random story xD i'll go do something productive now and get the heck out of everyone's way)
@vladrusu381
@vladrusu381 3 года назад
I can just imagine watching Solo and just see Swoozie as Lando😂
@galaxywalker1829
@galaxywalker1829 5 лет назад
"i've all ways wondered how it feels to kiss an asian girl"
@leonbelmont4028
@leonbelmont4028 5 лет назад
i've always* wondered how it feels like to kiss a girl...
@TubboDaKittyCat
@TubboDaKittyCat 4 года назад
/rBoneAppleTea
@lompyke5193
@lompyke5193 5 лет назад
She threw up from 4 shots, 4 shots, u serious, that's warmup in Germany 😂😂
@nathans5798
@nathans5798 5 лет назад
That’s a warmup every but LA
@jonathanwillis2913
@jonathanwillis2913 5 лет назад
Don’t forget that’s also swoozies limit
@sergejnikolic9240
@sergejnikolic9240 5 лет назад
bruh thats your lunch appetizer here in serbia xD
@niklashaanpaa7058
@niklashaanpaa7058 5 лет назад
Warmup😂 boiiii i live in finland
@kimblood-un7775
@kimblood-un7775 4 года назад
In Soviet Russia, we have no limits
@MilfLvr420
@MilfLvr420 6 лет назад
LIPS
@laurnl
@laurnl 6 лет назад
WHO WANTS TO KISS THE ASIAN GIRLS LIPS
@2cnz969
@2cnz969 6 лет назад
ripLauren no who wants do draw quazimotos lips
@oliviaforrest7842
@oliviaforrest7842 6 лет назад
LIIIPPPPSSSS
@GamingHero...
@GamingHero... 6 лет назад
*LIPS*
@jenn4368
@jenn4368 6 лет назад
*THE LLLLIIIIIPPPPSSSS THE LLLIIIPPPPSSS*
@xandermijares342
@xandermijares342 5 лет назад
Every time a new sWooZie video comes out my mind says "Yo it's bout frickin' time!"
@Hollowdude15
@Hollowdude15 3 года назад
Man his video never gets old
@aymanac7143
@aymanac7143 6 лет назад
When sWooZie uploads a vid ‘bout another story with a girl you KNOW isa gonna be good
@thecoolcowboy8815
@thecoolcowboy8815 6 лет назад
phan
@KaylenStar
@KaylenStar 6 лет назад
“HUUUNTY HUUNTY”
@Jose-mz6jg
@Jose-mz6jg 5 лет назад
Kaylen Star xhup
@j.fischer707
@j.fischer707 5 лет назад
What does that even mean? XD
@jeremiahvaughn9745
@jeremiahvaughn9745 4 года назад
So I'm watchin this swoozie vid right...And I heard the word LIPS..And died laughing. Remember it from his Disney Vids..They is hilarious.
@JazminCline
@JazminCline 4 года назад
I hollered so many times from this video 😂😂😂!
@goddessnyx4153
@goddessnyx4153 6 лет назад
Random girl in the street,I appreciate you.
@abbyangel99
@abbyangel99 6 лет назад
WHO WANTS TO COLOUR QUASIMODO'S LIPSSSSS
@itsmrla
@itsmrla 3 года назад
I love Swoozie’s description of girls he meet. Lips like a glazed donut 🍩 😂
@barringtona3859
@barringtona3859 5 лет назад
Sw00zie be teleporting
@97898
@97898 6 лет назад
I love that woman/girl that was trying to protect the Asian girl
@jessicaphilip9900
@jessicaphilip9900 6 лет назад
" *LIPS* WHO WANTS TO DRAW THE *LIPS* !?!?"
@itsjxstincredible5669
@itsjxstincredible5669 4 года назад
Part of me was like YO ITS BOUT FRICKIN TIME And the other part of me was like *HAUUUUUUUUUUUH*
@lennyallen8834
@lennyallen8834 3 года назад
I love this one
@kingmuizz708
@kingmuizz708 6 лет назад
I been out here gettin that paper
@wednesdayswoe4240
@wednesdayswoe4240 6 лет назад
Your girl voice tho 😂😂 "Hunty! Hunty!" High frequency glad she was looking out for others though. We should all take an example from that girl
@intotheexcelverse
@intotheexcelverse 5 лет назад
Hunty lol and lipsss! Part got me
@judetaylorbourque3757
@judetaylorbourque3757 5 лет назад
LIPS😂😂😂I LOVE YOU MAN
@nbteo7647
@nbteo7647 6 лет назад
I like you pulling off girl’s voices better lol
@ZiggyGamma
@ZiggyGamma 6 лет назад
It's a little werid to hear sWooZie not voice the female
@OnceTwiceSouled
@OnceTwiceSouled 6 лет назад
Swoozie videos are best when he does his own stunts
@mannysalt1716
@mannysalt1716 4 года назад
nice nova pic
@DaGoodVybe
@DaGoodVybe 4 года назад
At first I was like mhmm is that another gurl n not Sw00zie
@budah5005
@budah5005 3 года назад
“Were just friends” as she says “
@dalilasalas9606
@dalilasalas9606 5 лет назад
Omg this was uploaded on my birthday
@xquintessential
@xquintessential 6 лет назад
sWooZie is my spirit animal.
@just.peachy5830
@just.peachy5830 6 лет назад
He is mine to :3
@kirbkirbington
@kirbkirbington 6 лет назад
Same because imma try to be a chick magnet
@olobzjr
@olobzjr 6 лет назад
Only true fans can remember *Lipsss!!! who wants to color Quasimodo's lippsss!!!!*
@chance1774
@chance1774 6 лет назад
*who wants to color Aladdin’s lippss!!* 😂
@lennyallen8834
@lennyallen8834 3 года назад
I love this
@mikeoxsmall2148
@mikeoxsmall2148 5 лет назад
Dude thx you for this awesome entertainment
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