Nintendo Direct, But I Take a Shot Every Time it Sucks... 

I can't believe Connor died of alcohol poisoning and shat himself in one stream

Every shot increased Connor's Nintendo hate by an exponential rate. And it's glorious

connor pouring out a shot while the mario movie cast is revealed is probably one of the funniest things ive seen ever

this reminds me of when Starlord said "Mario" atop a pile of alien corpses

Imagine Chris Pratt saying Let’s-A-Go, Yippee and Wahoo as Mario.

Casting Charlie Day as Luigi is the most current nintendo thing in this direct

The cast reveal for the Mario movie had me on the floor almost suffocating from constant laughter, I could hardly breathe.

shoutouts to Etika in the intro. #JoyconBoyzForever

Being a fan of Connor is like being a fan of chris Pratt before he hit his peak as mario.

Connor's reaction to the Mario movie is literally the funniest shit I've ever seen.

This devolves into "Dad is drunk and yelling at The Game on the couch" so fast LULW Kids, don't do drugs. Let Connor do them for you

Etika's reaction to Chris Pratt would have been legendary. 😔

SPOILER: Connor at the end of this video is dead from alcohol poisoning

ok now hear me out: mario but he fights realistic dinosaurs, gets laid, and goes into outer space

"Played by Chris Pratt" the announcer says as ConnorEatsPants goes through the 5 stages of grief

When Chris Pratt was revealed Connor looked like a lost child in a supermarket

So cool - Mario - Chris Pratt

Nintendo Direct, but Connor just takes a shot whenever he feels like it

The way Conner drinks and when he is hesitant for another shot makes me realize I'm an alcoholic

Being a Connoreatspants fan is like seeing Chris Pratt play Mario

I truly don’t understand why people hate switch online so much. Xbox player have to pay three time this amount for the same shit

My favorite part was when he complained about there being no nintendo games while a nintendo game was being revealed

Y'know if Etika was still with us he would instantly lose his voice from the mario movie cast lmaooo

His face when he sees Chris Pratt was casted is golden

If only Connor knew that in about a year he would be leaking the face of Mario in the new Super Mario Bros Movie

The sad thing is he probably would have taken like 20 shots if he acctually counted all of them

I feel like the simulation ran out of a script and now i just winging it on the spot. You gonna look me in the eyes and tell me this timelime aint computer generated?

Sick of people acting like switch online is over priced its 20 dollars a year for over 100 nes and snes games

Connor went through all 5 stages of grief over Chris Pratt Mario

Danny Devito could’ve been Mario…What a travesty

You know it has to be screwed when even after realizing his childhood dream he still left this direct a broken man

"If it's Fire Emblem than thats two shots" Smash fan spotted

i actually enjoyed this direct, i got news about series i like such as monster hunter and splatoon. just my two cents

I hate how people like you complain about a “9am direct” when us Aussies have had literal midnight presentations. Check your privilege please.

Holy fuck! This man reacting to Chris Pratt as Mario is HILARIOUS!

This guy's hatred of anime is fucking obnoxious, holy shit, don't tell this guy that meamoto wanted to be a manga artist.

Being a Connereatspants fan is like being a Chris Pratt fan before he was Mario

Well RIP to Chris Pratt, Charlie Day, Anya Taylor Joy, Seth Rogan, Keegan Michael Key, and Fred Armisten. Guess I won't be able to take any of them seriously ever again.

I was watching the stream during my Comparative Government class, and I was trying so hard not to laugh at Connors reaction to the Mario movie casting while my teacher was discussing Regime Economics 😂

Hey Connor! I wrote a letter to Nintendo telling them about people using Iwata's death as an excuse in a disgusting and disturbing way and told them about the Mario movie as well. And then they responded to me and here's what they told me. The Letter From Nintendo Dear Jake: Thank you for taking the time to write to us here at Nintendo! Due to high volumes and preventive measures put in place by COVID-19, we haven't been able to respond to you in a timely manner. I apologize for the delay in our response! In your letter, you spoke about people who had been mean to you online, and I'm sorry that they've given you such a difficult time. Here at Nintendo, our mission is to put smiles on the faces of everyone we touch. This can be tough, but it's something we care about doing! For example, perhaps we make a game loved by most of our fans, but some of them don't enjoy it at all. We want to hear both sides. Maybe the game can be improved, so more people can enjoy it! Or, maybe the game simply isn't for them, and we can make a different kind of game they'll enjoy. When we hear all the positive things our amazing fans like you say, it encourages us to keep up the good work. When we hear the negative things people say, it pushes us to think of how to make them happy, too. We'll keep making great games that you can enjoy and be inspired by, don't worry! For the people who aren't yet having fun, just leave them to us. We've got a lot of smart and talented people on the case, figuring out how to let everyone have as much fun as you're having. You also mentioned that you make Mario videos, and even included a picture you made of Mario along with your letter. It's flattering how Nintendo inspired your creativity - your work is fantastic! We're still working on our own Mario movie, and will announce more when we're ready. Thanks again for writing, Jake! As a token of our appreciation for your letter, a few small items have been enclosed with this response. We are very excited about the future of Nintendo, and we're looking forward to sharing more great games with you! Sincerely, NINTENDO OF AMERICA INC. Video all about it if you want to check it out: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2T2R3FfnO-Y.html Yes I am truthful and serious and I'm not even making this up

Everytime I watch Connors reaction to a direct I am disappointed. They only care for Mario and Zelda

Chris Pratt Mario Versus Jack Black Bowser is the funniest shit to me lmao

BREAKING NEWS: JAPANESE COMPANY MAKES JAPANESE GAMES

How much do you want to bet the mario movie will open with mario saying "let's-a go" in the actual voice, then he clears his throat and starts talking in the chris pratt voice

It's funny to talk shit about Nintendo, but it's funnier to mald to the stratosphere about Nintendo making 1 or 2 games outside of your interest. Twitch chat is so close minded it's funny.

Nintendo googled "famous American celebrities" and hired them.

Being a fan of Connor is like being a fan of Mario before he became homophobic

Being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of connoreatspants when he took all those shots

he keeps finding ways to indulge in his alcoholism

casting chris pratt as mario is italian erasure, connor.

Spoiled alert: he got more hammered than A hammer

Being a fan of Connor is like being a fan of Chris Pratt before he was Mario

*takes a bong rip.* eh ehe heheh -Donkey Kong

8:04 a typical nintendo fan right there

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like making the same stupid comment on every post (I became apart of the mob)

OK, honest thoughts on the direct: it really wasn’t horrible. There were definitely weird moments (yes, I am directly talking about the Nintendo movie announcement, which was crazy bizarre, but I genuinely can see Chris Pratt pulling off Mario, just remember how crazy people went when the Lego movie was announced and he did a great job), and there were moments that genuinely pissed me off, like the online, but the indie games looked nice, there weren’t too many JRPG‘s, and we got news on a bunch of new Nintendo games, and much needed updates on recently released games. Genuinely, not a bad Nintendo direct. Not mind blowing, but I left with a smile on my face.

Jesus Christ Conor is so annoying

Being a fan of ConnorEatsPants is like being a fan of ConnorEatsPants before he died of alcohol poisoning

This was a surprisingly not bad Direct compared to their usual output. You would have fucking DIED if this Direct was their usual output.

I wonder why twitch allowed this fifteen-year-old boy to drink liquor? Well I guess the world is crazy.

I think I'm mostly upset that Chris Pratt would work for a company like Nintendo

i thought the thumbnail was clickbait... i was very very wrong...

That would not be Etika reaction, it would be who wanted this

Didn't suck + ratio + donkey kong likes your content

Being a fan of Connor is like reliving the time Chris Pratt got announced as Mario

exactly connor WERE THE FUCK is mario kart 9

Connor looked like he was going to burst into tears during the casting announcement

I remember when Connor said “they should make a sonic movie with just Hollywood actors”, conar was almost right

I need that Etika edit. Please, I need it so bad

damn this coulda been fun but all you did was complain the whole time

What’s wrong with fire emblem Connor 🥺

seeing that intro with etika 😔 o7, joycon boyz for life

bayo 3 :D

Being a connoreatspants fan is like being a fan of Mario being a 40 year old white man

Being a fan of connoreatspants is like being a fan of Chris Pratt before he was Mario

This Nintendo direct was good.

they probably are making the mario movie because they jealous that sega made sonic movies

Don’t know why he took a shot at the casting when that was the most entertaining part of the direct

yer bein kinda sily

You act like the cast is a bad thing.

i love kingdom hearts and if they put it on the switch id shit myself.

Being a Connoreatspants fan is like being a Connoreatspants fan before he died of alcohol poisoning

Connor sounds like a 12 year old who just got his toy taken away when he screams

I miss Etika thank you for that in the beginning Connor

ConnorEatsPants please play Sonic and the Secret Rings. I beg you.

connor dont like fire emblem :(

Im happy people got their bayo 3. But Kirby CARRIED this direct. Like by a lot.

being a connoreatspants fan is like being chris pratt

“If it’s Kirby I’ll sh*t myself” **Kirby** “Oh my- I’m sh***ing myself”

Connor CDT gang. Legit though I have to make myself sick so I don't have to go to school October 5th.

Damn we're lucking Connor didn't take shots this year...

I thought it said shit count

ik everyone is iffy about the mario casting but i love it. hopefully they don’t fuck this up

Connor goes Hasan mode

Hi Connor Its'a me Chris Pratt

I'm still stun locked 6 hours later

Did you really use etika as a joke in the intro?

I deadass thought the intro clip was faked by connor

So you're tellin' me that they got mario's va to not voice mario

**sees mario** **Downs the entire bottle**