Oi Shoeske 

shoeske is so powerful that he can use crazy diamond on himself

"Crazy diamond make me whole again!" *S K R R R R R RR A*

*this is the REAL ultimate lifeform*

what if instead of getting Jonathan's body Dio's head just sprouts a pair of feet and waddles around like a Goomba

0:05 "Aha thank you okuyasu what a good friend" *_"W I T H A Z A N Z O"_* 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

"The Josuke you know" *"īş đəąď."*

OI JOSUKE, I have used [ZA HANDZO] to erase TIME. Now my Stand's name is KING CRIMSON

Stand user: Shoeske Stand’s name: Shoe Requiem Stand’s ability: no one can live to the Shoe Requiem!

Two years and this jojoke is still perfect.

Господи,тот,кто делает русские субтитры для его видео-не менее гениален,чем сам автор этих видосов.

Teacher: why are you laughing? Me: nothing My mind: *_S H O E S K E_*

im gonna have a 「BREAKDOWN」 「BREAKDOWN」

*_YezzyKage Kira has joined the chat_* *_Shoesuke has joined the chat_* *_YeezyKage Kira has left the chat_*

0:14 DRRRA

remember, this is canon

That “You’re next” at the end scares me😂

0:38 OI JOSUKE! I JUST BROKE THE 4TH WALL, AND I WILL ERASE EVERYONE IN EXISTANCE! *FEAR ME MORTALS*

0:08 Me deleting my search history before my mom sees it.

these videos are the best JoJo videos to ever exist maybe even better than the actual series itself

0:18 I have... been... SUMMONED

Shoeske is so powerful he could heal himself like a requiem stand

I a m g r e a t e r t h a n g o d

He turned himself into a shoe, he calls himself shoesuke funniest shit ive ever seen

Для тех кто не может включить субтирты. -"Ой Джоске! Я заметил, что ты пролил немного кофе, дай я уберу." -"Ох, спасибо, Окуясу, какой хороший друг :)" -"ЗАХАНДЗО!ПРРРРРР" -"Crazy diamond, собери меня снова! ТРААА! Хохохо... Океясу, я тебя должен отблагодорить... Благодоря тебе, я стал непобидимым!" -"Джоске?" -"Джоске которого ты знал-МЁРТВ Кто перед тобой-ШОСКЕ ХАХАХАХА0А0А00АХАХАХАХАХА -" Хигада Джоске, ты ебобо? Сейчас Окуясу всё исправит ЗАХАНДОГА! ТЫ СЛЕДУЩИЙ!

I love how he turns into onigawara from mob psycho half way through

All jokes aside that was some really good Japanese tho, you sounded hella identical to the actual VA

0:08 WITH THE ZA HANZO

0:38 *"You're Next"* im scared

Who in the right mind would dislike something as glorious as this

0:27 this image alone pretty much describes gen z humor

"I can't handle this" Are... Are you having a BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

English subtitles: Crazy diamund Spanish subtitles: *" dieadema De Locos"*

My First 1 Million Views Video!!!!!! NOW THAT'S POWERFUL

i dont watch anime and this is still confusingly funny... and worrying..

Other animes fans: wow (insert anime here) is soo good! I will do an funny joke about (insert generic character name here)! Jojo fans:

My hampster jumped on my keyboard and clicked this video SHE HAS GREAT TASTES

0:22 I literally just realized that he's from mob pyscho

when Kars came back to earth: Shoeske

this is so peak even 4 years later

Kars: I fear no man, but that thing *Points at Shoesuke* It scares me

Even speedwagon is afraid of this!!

Kid: Mom, can we have Sasuke at home? Mom: We aleardy have Sasuke at home Sasuke at home:

Watching this made me feel the exact sensation I feel when I have a fever dream.

"Shoeske" can also be a way to roast Josuke's cut

"Сейчас Ниджимура Окуясу всё исправит". Вот тут начался полный пиздец...

0:12 actually he can’t heal himself only others so this meme gets a 0/10

0:39 OH NO!

I think the next person to be SHOEdified is... YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL, THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

Вот она, совершенная форма жизни Here it is, the perfect form of life

From the creators of "Shoeske" Now get ready for "Joshoe"

Doctor: You have 40 seconds to live Me:

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY SHOES? DORARARARARARARARARARA"

Me after studying for 6 hours at night for exams: 0:22

Joe-ssskay you fool!! Funny diamond can’t heal you!

that "kukamuki" at the end is so hiralious

Ewie Billie eilish likes mom is and she tweeted this

0:12 the only not lore friendly part.

Who would dislike this art?? This is very beautiful

I love how they used the “josuke” from mob

Okuyasu wasn't lying right after the video he erased my internet connection with za hando

ShoeShoe’s Bizzare Adventure

I see that you spilled some coffee, lemme get that. Jouske: *drinks clorox*

Let's just remember, Crazy Diamond can't heal Josuke

Crazy Diamond! Make me whole again! Giorno: So it's the same type of stand as Gold Experience...

The jojo fandom was fucking wild 3 years back lmao

0:15 this part make me laugh cause of his expression lol

LMAO the end where the cursor hovers over me has the same energy as the meme with those stock image hands

I’m pretty sure ZA HANDO screwed up Josuke’s body. And while Josuke was in that weird universal thing he founded some shoes flying around. Maybe this is how this legend was born..

I think you forgot that Josuke can't heal himself

So he gained Crazy Diamond Requiem and then gained the ability to heal himself?

I laughed so hard that my organs jumped out of my body. This video is magnificent.

OI JOSUKE,LOOK AT MY NEW YEEZYS,PLEASE DONT YEET THEM OUT THE WINDOW.

Oh no shoesuke has destroyed humanity, only okuyashoe can stop him

0:12 **Isaac clarke will remember that**

Josuke can’t heal himself.

So Okuyasu loses his mind upon seeing the abomination he helped bring to the world and starts erasing all people? Canon.

Oi Josuke! Your relative Jotaro Kujo is next!

I had the volume too loud and was startled by Okuyasu's deafening voice

Everyone: SHOESUKE Me: wait but he can’t restore himself with his abilities

Eu só estou votando aqui depois de 2 anos para rever está obra-prima

Jojo true fans : josuke can’t heal himself XD

The universe reset itself for Part 4 memes.

w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g

Shoeske Loafgashikata blocks your path...

I think Okuyasu just erasing Josuke's body would make Shoeske because things between what he erases connect together and as one of the comments already said, Josuke can't fix himself.

So this is *Shoe-Shoe's Bizarre Adventure*

Oi Josuke! This masterpiece just recently got 1 million views! Ain't that WACKY?!

Truly the ultimate life form

Sometimes I miss the days when the Jojo series wasn't that popular -__-

You know, since this blew up, when people think of you, they will think of this

"I have a rolex"- guccierno gucciovana

You may not like it but this is what peak human performance looks like.

Never once in my life have I laughed so hard in my life.

From Josuke to Shoesuke then becoming Nosuke

Crazy Diamond can't heal it's own stand user...

0:28 josuke, agora shoeske, perde sua cabeça com tanto poder. Ainda bem que okuyasu está aqui para nós salvar.

Shoeske? More like SASUKE

Lyrics (I think) : Okuyasu : OI JOSUKE, I see you spilled some coffee let me get that Josuke : oh thank you Okuyasu what a good friend Okuyasu : WITH ZA HANDO Josuke : Crazy Diamond make me whole again. Oh ho ho ho Okuyasu I have to thank you I have become immortal Okuyasu: Josuke? Josuke : The Josuke you know is dead. For what is born is SHOESKE AH HAHAHAHA Okuyasu : This abomination is unsightly upon the eyes of the lord. ZA HANDO. You’re next.

man looks like a drip amongus 💀

OI WHAT DID U SAY ABOUT JOSUKE SHOESKE??!?!?