One time I dreamt... (dreams from Tumblr, pt. 3) 

Twilight Sparkle what are you doing girl?

Do you ever get so obsessed with something that it shows up in your dreams, or am I just weird-

I had this dream where I met Tony Hawk and I asked him why his last name was Hawk, he told me to fuck off, turned into a bird, and flew away. I laughed so hard that I woke myself up.

the boobs [citation needed] binder is so fucking funny i unironically want one

I can only imagine the abject horror and disgust Twilight Sparkle would feel at anything, never mind _herself,_ as being described as 'too cool for school'.

Had a very weird dream once where me and two of my roommates were an anime magical girl team, except our powers were based on the apartment utility bills - I had electric powers, one roommate had water powers, and the other had gas/heat based powers and could start fires and blow things up. We were having a good time fighting bad guys until the water-power roommate got unfairly evicted from our apt by the housing firm. We tried to help, but the anger this caused sent her on a villain arc and we had to stop her from murdering an innocent man in an alley with her water powers because she thought he was the one who evicted her (he wasn’t). The struggle got serious and I realized that these powers we had were corrupting us into rage-filled monsters. It was intense

The whole world was actually just a TV set run by martians, kinda like the Truman Show. When I found out the truth, the aliens threw me into the dungeon. The dungeon was a tastefully decorated hotel room. Idk.

Not my dream, but my father's dream from a couple of weeks ago.. Something bad was happening, maybe like an apocalypse or something, and, as my father described it, "times were real bad" And then someone was banging on the door violently, so he answered the door and yelled, "WHAT?!" It was a seven-foot tall Patrick Star with a duffel bag, and he grabbed my father and tossed him in the duffel bag, then the dream ended. He woke up in a panic.

I recently had a dream where all of the main 6 from my little pony were singing a song, and the point was that they were all being really honest I only remember two lines: Fluttershy’s line was “A human being is empty like a deceased butterfly” and Applejack’s part was “I have to admit that half the food I eat is cereal” then she started arguing with rainbow dash on whether cereal was food or not

as a kid i had this dream where… actually, i don’t remember at all what it was about. i just remember it felt so real that, when i woke up, i was genuinely convinced i had dreamt the *entire history of the universe* up to that point.

I once had a dream where me and a whole bus of people were dressed as either a piece fruit or a gorilla, I was sitting at the front of the bus when the roof disappeared and the bus driver went flying out backwards, suddenly my music teacher jumped in, dressed as a pineapple, I asked him if he knew how to drive it he bus, he said yes, and then we almost immediately went flying into a building

6:26 well someone is making an interesting discovery about themselves

I genuinely think we should adopt the “outsmirked” and the fruit loop thing, as a society. They just make so much sense.

I had a dream with an entire musical number with its own characters story and a genuinely good song. The song was called “gillumo,” I remember checking the name so I could remember it and listen to it later. When I woke up it took me a second to process the fact that’s it was made by my brain and didn’t actually exist, I even googled gillumo just hoping to the universe I could find it but obvious it was just gibberish. Now I grieve the song I can never hear again, I forgot a lot of it the moment I woke up and now it’s barely a passing memory. I’m still a bit sad about it. It happened again a few days later with a whole choreographed musical number of a dramatic moment of one of my oc’s. My dreams keep taunting me with phenomenal songs that I cannot remember properly to actually record and use once I wake up.

The other day I had a dream where I met my OCs, and they were all absolutely devastated I would make their life so miserable. They thought I was a psychopath.

Once had a dream where Snow White and Cinderella were spies and they kidnapped Toph from Avatar the Last Airbender because they were looking for the Golden Bee, which was a golden version of the Bee Miraculous.

6:12 that just sounds like an average sonic the hedgehog fanfic I'd see on ao3

My most vivid dream was this one. It's really weird. So I was at this "sleepover club" thing at my church (which never actually happened but seems like it would) and the theme was Harry Potter, so before we went to bed, we played quidditch. The only problem is, the only ball they put any effort into was the snitch. All the rest were *pieces of paper* on the floor. Not even crumpled up ones. Just pictures of the different balls on pieces of paper. And my team had technically won, but the person in charge of the activities said that you had to catch the snitch to win. I was so mad that I went downstairs and talked to my grandmother about it (she was asleep btw). That's when I woke up. Probably one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had. I will never forget it.

I had a dream where they were making a second emoji movie and Daniel Radcliffe was the va for the mc but he had no idea so they forced him into a spinning booth thing and made him read out the lines they gave him so they could use it for the trailer. but since he had no idea why he was there, he just kept sayin them in a really confused tone which made no sense for the context of the lines. After he did that he did an interview where the interviewer asked him about his new role and he was just like "what??" then i woke up

I once dreamt that I was at my primary school on a hill, where I was hiding with Markiplier. There was a crowd of zombie 1-4th graders and we had to hide behind a rock. I didn't really care about the zombies, I just kept taking pictures of Mark because I was a paparazzi in my dream 💪 ThatwasmyfirstdreamaboutMarkoutofmany

4:08 I love how L was chosen for this (he absolutely doesn’t do his laundry, Watari does it for him). He’s so relatable tbh

The most vivid and upsetting dream I’ve had was when a very pretty (Native American?) man rescued me from a snow drift while I was skiing. He took me back to a cabin settled in a semi-isolated (but still had that sort of Swiss tourist aesthetic) village. I wanted to stay with him, and he let me. The dream felt like it lasted _months._ He introduced me to his family and friends, he taught me how to knit, we raised three sled dogs together, and we slowly fell for each other. I’ve never felt so completely and profoundly loved by someone in my entire life. When I woke up, I legitimately sobbed. I mourned a gay lover that my own brain created for weeks afterwards. Just writing this has me kind of upset lol.

I dreamt I was running erands all day but I kept getting kidnapped by Taliban to be decapitated in a livestream. I found it incredibly irritating, as they were messing up my schedule and I was late to my son's school now (apparently I had kids?). I kept telling them to get a hobby and ended up snitching on them to their mothers, they got grounded and they had to give me all their Pokemon cards.

Man once I had a dream that Olaf from frozen became a mafia boss and had a human child and a girlfriend 😭

1:39 ok but if wikipedia made that they'd no longer need to run on donations because that is too great

I’m so addicted to the one-time-I-dreamt stories. I, respectfully, blame you. Thank you. Edit: I think everyone should know that I had a dream last night about watching Beetlejuice (the musical) and I was waiting patiently for the song “The Whole being Dead Thing.” However, once that song was about to come on Beetlejuice just started making fun of Dora the Explorer 💀.

I dreamt that the Devil became the president of France

Reminds me of the dream I had where fucking Cole from Ninjago came to tell me I was being drafted into the Soviet army. Next thing I knew I was in a tank heading for Berlin 💀💀💀 Never actually made it though, I woke up shortly after.

i literally just had a dream last night where i was going to walmart with my friend but actually it was school and we went up into an elevator and we got confused because instead of lifting us up it just teleports you. anyway when we got there, we had to pick from three lego movie characters: benny, emmet, and lucy. i picked benny and it gave me a prompt saying "cook food in space" and i was put in a spacesuit and given a frying pan. i just started jumping around like i was on the moon and i tried to go to homeroom but gave up because i saw another kid i knew that had the same prompt as me so i tried calling for him but he couldnt hear me because he was talking with two other kids. then i woke up

Just last night I had a dream where a relative of mine theorized that Ralsei from Deltarune has already died 20 times over the course of the game and I was so confused I woke up.

Let’s recall my most recent dreams: - A camping trip with Jesus, getting lost in a pride parade, and finding Matthew in the middle of the bush moping over no modile data - Drowning Shaggy while competing in an aquatic Hunger games - A memory of me ordering my first coffee, but my mother has been replaced by a foxy businesswoman and an even foxier entrepreneur fighting over the coffeeshop when the elderly owner got placed in a retiring home - Constantly repeating the word “mate” - A devil dog owned by a devilish professor from my past scalding the hands of children. I repeatedly chucked it into a wall, but you can figure how that turned out. - Romantic “escape-the-liminal-killer-mall” date on Thanksgiving Day - Disturbing Will Wood dream of a devil masked with his skin convicing children to become servants - And my personal favourite: me reciting the lyrics of “Punk Tactics” as a Shakespearean work to warring Amazonian tribes as I dangled from a tree. My favourite professor was there too, who originally choreographed a peace dance. Lovely messages from the deep.

i would absolutely wear a "boobs [citation needed]" binder tbh also as someone with he/they pronouns i feel the need to come out and say i have not trapped anyone anywhere, i have _not_ trapped anyone inside my house and they would _definitely not_ be inside my basement. that is _not_ what i'd do.

All these dreams make it seem like people have logical, comprehensible dreams. my dreams are so confusing and have the most twisted timelines that in the morning i usually spend around 15 minutes trying to work out what happened and in what order.

1. My best friend was gonna cannibalize me. I mean, she scares me a bit in real life, but not to that extent. 2. Simon from Infinity Train ran a daycare. If you've seen the show, you know this man probably shouldn't be in charge of children, because the last time he was, it didn't turn out so well. 3. I was at a family reunion, and for some reason the guy who played Hermes in Hadestown was there. I think he was supposed to be my grandma's boyfriend, but she's married in real life. He gave me a camera and performed the opening number. Then Dr. Loboto from Psychonauts crashed the reunion. 4. Every night for like a week, Andrias from Amphibia would randomly make a five second cameo and then leave. He'd just show up and say in his Amphibia Abridged voice, "Hey, it's me, King Andrias, here for my cameo" and walk away. 5. My friends and I were on a trip, and we decided to stop and see a play. The play consisted of a guy dressed as Bill Cipher singing a song and trying to get us to sing along, even though no one knew the lyrics. 6. I was watching this weird Portal fan series on RU-vid that basically was Romeo and Juliet but with Chell x Wheatley. I don't even ship it, but the story was so good. It was like a war between humans and Aperture tech that was humanoid for some reason. Also Cave Johnson was alive and was also Chell's father, and there was this whole scene of him interrogating Wheatley, but Wheatley tries to turn it into a way to tell his girlfriend's father about himself. Unfortunately I woke up in the middle of it and never found out if it had a happy ending or if it ended up like Romeo and Juliet. 7. I was at my summer house next to the beach and Joe Hawley from Tally Hall was chilling on a floatie in front of my cottage and singing something I don't even know. He ended up walking by the cottage and I asked for an autograph, and he reluctantly said yes. I was going to get a pencil but then he picked up a large stick and said something like "It's nature's pencil." Then I went to get paper but he marked a giant x on a large freaking stone stuck in the ground. Apparently he thought x was an appropriate signature, so I asked if he could write his name next to it. I felt bad because he seemed annoyed, but he wrote his name while I nervously rambled like a fangirl, and then he left when he was done. I went to get my mom to show her because she loves Hawaii Part II, but I noticed he wrote down "Jordan Callahan" or something like that as his name. That whole time it was a random ass dude who had no idea what I was talking about. I remained embarrassed for the rest of the dream and woke up wondering wtf just happened.

I had a dream where I was in one of those weird “fandoms react” Gacha videos, and in that one background with the TV surrounded by the gacha-fied fandom characters. I was sitting there watching the animation memes like those videos typically do, then there was one about me. Everyone started crying and curling up on the floor when it was literally me walking and my head bobbing. 💀

My favorite dream ever was that once, my English tea her asked us to read some Sherlock Holmes books. Instead of just... purchasing them, I decided to steal them from the Queen of England, who lived in Ganondorf's castle. There, with the help of France from Hetalia, I snuck in and stole the books. But then, England caught us red handed, so I panicked and knocked him out with a bag of sugar that was just lying there with the books. I ran, screaming that it was France who did it. Then I escaped through the roof with the help of Sherlock Holmes himself, but he was a fox furry like in the old Miyazaki anime.

Not me, but my brother once had a dream that he was over at my grandmas house, and my uncles dogs were running around until they ran INTO each other and morphed into a dog with two ends and started hopping around. My brother asked “what are they doing?” And my uncle said, in a wistful country accent sort of voice, “they’re being a naked dog…”

Once i had a dream about a puppet called Breathing Franklin (Fun fact about him he only mad breathing sounds). And some guy interviewed him on stream I dont really remember what he asked, but i remember him throwing poor Franklin on the floor, and he exploded with a lot of crappy early 2010s cgi blood. Wish he was real.

That one with The Men In Blue sounds AWESOME.

Once, I had a dream that Sylvester the cat from Looney Tunes was performing as the role of Graffiti Pete in a stage production of "In The Heights." And he was on his way to the theatre, that was for some reason underground and inaccessible by anyway other than an elevator, he misses the time that he had to be there, and the director of the show was at the door and tells the cat that he's no longer in the play because he was late. Sylvester tries to beg, saying "but I play Graffiti Pete, I start out the show!" And the director says, "Too bad. That's what we've got understudies for." And shuts him out.

2:37 in my head this is real and actually happened and the person who wrote it just wanted to confess

I once had a dream where I was going to school as usual, and when I was going trough the school's backyard(?), I heard something behind me. I turned around, and I found Murdoc Niccals there, laughing hysterically and screaming. Then my classmates saw him and chased him off somewhere, and then I chased them too. We went to a dark place, but there was only one beam of light, shining onto a "garden". It wasn't a garden since it was just beet and carrot digged in, and there were plastic shovels and buckets for kids. Murdoc was still laughing and screaming, and we all walked around to check stuff. THEN my dad come out of nowhere, saying "I made that garden", then I saw paintings on the wall made by little kids, and then it just cut to me inside my house, watching RU-vid while my phone was charging. It was a MLP fan series about Twilight Sparkle going on an adventure, and that's the dream. It was the best dream of my life, and I'll never forget it

2:59 I can't stop wheezing-

If even Twilight was too cool for school, I can't imagine what Rainbow Dash was like.

3:38 ESRB: RATED E10 FOR BLOOD! (please tell me someone gets this joke.)

5:11 object shows

I had an incredibly vivid, long dream once, but to sum it all up, Will Wood was giving a body positivity seminar to a bunch of rednecks in an overturned boat that was actually my elementary school's auditorium on the inside. Also, Destroy to Enjoy had its own album?? He was selling merch for it, but it was really ugly and just different shades of grey. It was a pretty cool dream

A dream I remember having once took place in my house but with a red tint to everything. It was just me, my mom, and a ginormous baby sitting at our table with a bib, fork, and knife damaging food. Bro kept repeating “feed me” and my mom and I hid in our hallway to discuss what to do. Strange dream.

I once had a dream where random pieces of text showed up, near the end of the dream there was text saying” A person can eat someone 1.4 billion meters below the surface in under 6 minutes”, literally all of the text sounded like myths. Another was when I was a falcon being hunted by a blue golem. Where the golem was slow but everytime it tried catching me I just spun around it, the dream ended when I went to a birdhouse that had a sparrow in it and the golem tried to destroy it, the POV of me was the falcon and it was all in 1st person.

One of my strangest and most recent dreams was this one: Me and two other friends were walking up and down a train station platform, when I spotted something worrying in the bushes. Investigating, I realised it was the corpse of a girl who looked a lot like me. My friends told me that over the past week or so, the police kept finding corpses at the station and the all looked like me. I don't know how, but instantly we all knew that it was another friend's older brother who was doing this. As we were wondering what to do with this information, a police officer walked over, looked down at the corpse and sighed in a "this is getting out of hand" fashion. She then explained to us that they couldn't charge someone with murder (for some reason) but it was still a crime: public nuisance due to display of an unfinished art piece. We then teleported to a building that I do a science club in so she could interrogate us. Then I woke up

i had a dream that i was in an object show, but whenever i got too meta and asked about life outside the object show, the dream would change topics and become about something else. the rest of the dream was me playing some game where you jump across trees.

the funniest/scariest thing about that last one is it might give them ideas

On the less demonic side: I had a reoccurring dream where I had to go back to high school because I was one class short. I really did graduate with one fewer class, because I transferred at the start of my second year, so I guess that's where it comes from.

8:00 ... I mean, it kind of tracks, to be fair

2:19 the best part is that this could absolutely happen in real life

I had a dream that we took a test at school and if you get one question wrong you get shot. I was so worried and then I woke up, then I started crying from happiness that it wasn't real.

6:47 , sounds like an SCP to me

6:40 Helen of Troy from the pov of Paris

I had one recently where I lived in this kingdom and I was visiting the castle for a tour I guess? Anyway, a dragon attacked the castle and took over the kingdom and became our dragon overlord. He made me his most trusted advisor so I came up with a plan to get the throne back to the king. I don't remember the plan but it included going to court to trick the dragon, but it took place as a puppet show. I don't really remember anything else except that the dragon turned into a hot man at some point. :/

I once had a dream that I was at camp crystal lake and Jason voorhees was the camp counselor there was also a unicorn grazing near the edge of the lake

for the one at 4:50, there's a little dwarf guy (he's actually a fairy) named drippy from ni no kuni and thats all i could think of

I had a series of continuing dreams for a week straight once, it was so bizarre. So the dream started with me on the docks, just watching the sea on a cloudy day. The sky was gray, the waters were dark, just a hint of rain on the horizon but no fog. Ships were tired to the shore in case of a storm. The second night, the dream was similar, excapt that I could see something on the horizon. Semi-circle thing, dark, kind of like the sun but with no light. And I wasn't alone this time- a few people had gathered on the docks with me. I rememer them being various shades of grey. The third, fourth, fifth, sixth night- the dark ball thing keeps getting larger, or closer. More grey people appear. The seventh night started off with the same dream. More people, larger ball. That's when I noticed the 'ball' was actually an octopus. A giant octopus(mind you, this was before I even knew what a kraken was) had been steadily getting closer every night. And the moment I realized it, the grey people pushed me into the ocean. I couldn't speak. I couldn't move. I was frozen on the ocean with the monster getting nearer. Then my grandmother(the only person that wasn't gray) appeared and threw goldfish meal- those flaky things- into the water, and I woke up. Gods it was terrifying, oh and yeah there was one dream that I was mauled by a dinosaur and I woke up with actual scratch marks on the back of my hand

2:43 she is on that ea nasir grind,respect

I remember my dreams in vivid detail, which is fair considering I don't have dreams often, that my current dream document is at 24,430 words right now and hard to share for how long they go on. So here's the currently shortest one from that document: "I was on the Bus and for whatever reason [the technical college I studied at] had a bunch of Emus standing in the south parking lot to up security." That's it, there's no context at all, I knew was there was emus because of security reasons.

I had a dream that I was writing the entire lore of the Hawaii Part II album on a wooden sign next to a street in the middle of nowhere. Then a pickup truck pulled up and a large man with a beard stepped out of the truck and started to chase me. I started to run in slow motion. Right as he was about to catch me, i woke up. And that's normal compared to the rest of my dreams 💀💀💀

I keep having dreama that the crashfish in subnautica are all replaced by bibble from fairytopia, and they all have varying voices based on the weird fruits he eats. The bibbles would explode, dead damage, and then refuse to die and hover around my face forever

I had a dream where I was at a store with my mom and we were laughing at a "wolf ass" scented candle and then my school principal gave a speech at said store.

As an asexual, the bacteria one had me wheezing

my dad had a dream where three men in top hats were trying *very* hard to convince him to get into a fridge. it shifted into a bed and then my dad said "oh okay" and got into the bed, however the bed shifted into a fridge and the men in top hats started laughing "like rich people" and he panicked so bad he woke up in tears. he is 59 years old and I've never seen him cry

"ugh, i just had a dream about my mom... shes so annoying and controlling" 'yeah i hate getting those gacha life dreams too' "what" 'what'

6:56 That wasn't a dream, it was a vision

My latest (and one of my weirdest) dream was Culver’s (a fast food restaurant in mainly the MidWest of the US) wouldn’t serve my family because we were German. We are not German. Edit: 5:20 was real life for me. One of my “friends” unfollowed/unadded me on everything because they were tired of seeing my face. My “best friend” of almost 7 (seven) years (no longer friends with her) unfollowed me on TikTok because I “reposted everything” (I do not) and she was tired of it. I blocked them on everything. They were both also tired of seeing my face

I recently dreamt that I was at a barber shop near my college’s campus getting a haircut from Paul McCartney, who was wearing a really terrible disguise (a green pair of glasses, a black beanie, and an oversized jean jacket). I immediately recognized him and politely asked him if his name happened to be Paul by chance, and he started heavily sweating. He just replied “No, no, my name’s Jeffery, y’know”, and continued trimming my hair. Oddly enough, one of Paul’s early Beatles songs, “Til there was you”, was playing on the shop’s radio. After the haircut, I saw him walking by my favorite coffee shop down the street. I waved and smiled at him, but he just made a hushing motion at me and ran off.

I had a dream in which i went to a weird 80s abandoned mall called "Robot mall" with giant statues of robots in the entance, went to the lowest level of said mall, climbed up a tower which lead to a pool with a grey haired man in it exercising. The man said that his secret to aquatic fitness was necromancy and then killed me

1:33 What a way to come out!

I once had some very real, vivid dreams, but I'm only putting a few here. Trigger warnings for mentions of depression and death. This comment is slightly long lol. 1. It started off with just me in a normal looking bowling alley. I rolled the bowling ball, and it almost went into the gutter on the sides of the alley. Then most of the way down began to suddenly go more into the middle. The ball as soon as it got to the end of the alley suddenly changed into a neon-colored ball and grew wings and went up into a random basketball hoop that had not been there before. The bowling alley suddenly went black, green, pink and purple and Michael Jordan suddenly came down, with tiny cartoon style angel wing and gave me a million dollars on a massive check. I woke up right after. 2. I was Winnifred Sanderson (idk why) with my two other sisters. There was a mob of angry people busting down the door, being held back by a mob of angry dirty skeletons. I, Winnie, had to make a new body via flipping her pants inside out. The mob eventually broke in, all wearing Nike, Gucci, Adidas and other expensive brands. I for some reason was very stressed over flipping the pants and putting them back on but not the angry mobs. That's where the dream ended. 3. One time I asked my mom in a dream if I could do something, and she said I couldn't unless I did two things. I had to rain the white Friesians and install the depressed pickles. The depressed pickles went on rants about how horrible their lives were, and I was like "why is this so relatable?". Then I woke up like "What did I want to do again?" 4. A man was so very in love with some random zoo lioness. He proposed to her with an offering of a human sacrifice. She said no and ignored him. So, then he proposed with dogs, and she said no again. Eventually the INFP'S (no idea) were called, and they immediately crashed their work van UP into a random tree in the lion's exhibit. They called more INFP'S to help them get unstuck who also crashed that car into the same said tree. Last but not least, a few weeks after Technoblade's death was announced, I had a dream about him. I was in a mall when I saw a crowd surrounding a small plane. Technoblade was in it, talking to his fans and making all the jokes you think he would have made. He eventually flew around in the plane yelling "TECHNOPLANE BABYYYYY" and eventually landed. He donated money and his plane to several places like the children's hospitals, homeless shelters, and especially any kind of hospitals that specialize in cancer research. Eventually he talked to me and let me go on about how I love his videos and all the heart and soul he put into them no matter how bad things got. He eventually gave me some really good advice from Sunzu (his own made-up advice), and he was just so freaking sweet and kind. Eventually, he had to go. We all watched as he went into the light, and I woke up crying because in how bittersweet the goodbye was.

I like how my dreams are either something interesting like: We were at some train station for a class trip. The gravity was more similar to the moon, and so whenever i tried getting on the train i just bounced back in the station and hit my head to the point of bleeding. The train tracks were pretty deppressing. There wasnt any grass either. So I wanted to go to the Castle ruins in my town. Then I saw a patch of grass with some tower. I did some epic parkour accross the trains and got to the tower.There were also the castle ruins. Then I met most of my classmates there. There was a janitor that was jelling at one of my classmates to get down from the tower. I woke up. Went back to sleep. I saw a different classmate, lets call him joe. Joe was leading my hand to...somewhere. it was the same train track place, but we were at the tower. I decided to tell him that I knew he wasnt real because i heard that makes the people in your dreams mad but he just said "lets go to the tower" then on our way a man dressed in a military uniform told us to go back to the train tracks. Or something unbelievably stupid like: -need to poop -goes to bathroom -bathroom covered in one massive turd -cant poop but needs to -wakes up

The weirdest dream I’ve ever had took place in a school setting with a small scale post-apocalyptic feel. The catalyst for this school-wide apocalypse ? Dr. Doofenshmirtz had created a new invention called the Guacamoleinator, which turns anything into a living sludge monster made of guacamole. Unfortunately for him, he overshared about the invention to some random evil dude and the guy just picked it up, zapped Doof, and walked away. The guacamonster was similar to Muk, being a huge, goopy, gross creature, except it was green and made of guacamole. This is a long one, so I’ll put a TL;DR at the end. I think it should be important to note here that, 1: I have never in my life had guacamole. I have no idea what it tastes like. 2: Apparently, in this dream, guacamole had a bad smell, like mold or mildew. You could smell the monster before you saw it. I can remember running through the dark halls (not sure how long we were there or why the power would be out because of a guacamole monster, dream logic ig), knowing the mindless monster that was once Dr.Doofenshmirtz was on the prowl. I eventually found a classroom where some survivors were hiding out, almost apocalypse style. They had already divided themselves between two groups- the weak, and those who were willing to eat to survive. Tommyinnit and Karl Jacobs were in the survivor group. They were also really passionate about this, complete with war-paint and signs, shouting about survival and raring to fight. I said “I like this group” because of their energy, and went with them because I figured my odds of survival were much better with these guys. I also remember a point where I went on patrol in the halls with a few IRL friends. There was a terrifying scene where I hid in a bathroom stall, standing on the toilet and trying not to make a sound as the guacamonster entered. I thought to myself, it must be awful. Becoming a hideous inhuman creature. If Doofenshmirtz still regained any of his sentience/sanity in that form, it must be hard seeing everyone looking with disgust and fear while being unable to communicate your intentions/defend yourself. The dream fades out around here. I still have no idea where it came from, or if any weird dream I’ll have in the future can compete. TL;DR- Dr. Doofenshmirtz created a “guacamole-inator” that could turn anything into an amorphous monster made of guacamole, but someone used it on him inside a high school. The students treated this like the apocalypse and divided into two groups- those who were weak, and those who were willing to eat to survive.

0:41 i would watch it

1:15 Basically me doing any kind of sports

The likespublic thing actually sounds really interesting for some reason

One time I had a dream where Will Ferrell as Buddy the Elf grabbed me by the collar and just screamed “SPORTS!!” at me non stop until I woke up.

i had a dream where i sent my friend to go get nutella when we were running errands and she got this random face soap from a brand called "putella" i woke up and started googling "putella soap brand" only to find out it doesnt exist

6:08 That reminds me of the time I had a dream I had just watched Hamilton live, and was leaving to find my car, and Lin Manuel Miranda wanted to walk ME to my car. At first it was chill, but on the way there he literally gives the DUMBEST pick up line I've ever heard. It went like "Heeyyy girl are you a castle? 'Cause I'd LOVE to stick my "battering ram" through that door." And I was taken aback, especially because, at the time of this dream, I was only 17 irl. So I very calmly said "Dude, I'm a minor." And he suddenly got very nervous and quiet and went like "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, yikes, I'm so so sorry", and walked away. I felt pretty bad about it, just ruined that guy's whole night.

0:52 This one made me laugh so hard it hurt

Had a dream where my brain decided to air drop me that the murderer me and my friends were looking for was actually me and that I should cover up the supposed murder I did before I even got into the dream. So I went to walmart to catch a plane, and when that didn't work I made one but was shot down by a detective who was on my trail for the murder. The way I convinced him I wasn't the murderer was because the dream turned into a dialogue game with anime protraits thrown up over the background which was minecraft, and I built a house like it was minecraft Edit: forgot to explain, somehow walmart was also a airport

2:37 This person really just had an enemies to lovers dream😂

I had a dream hyperrealistic Peter Griffin stabbed me with a knife, no words came out of his mouth

Some of these actually make sense or would be interesting to see. Like the new word and the Ken movie. I love dreams

0:05 so they dreamt about dating a eugenicist.

I had recurring dreams that the moon wanted to kill me (the fear started because of some weird tv show I forgot the name of), and every time the moon would appear, a xylophone version of pop goes the weasel would play and I would be frozen by fear.

I had a dream where I met Tonka Joey and they turned out to be a genderless slug creature living in a bucket. Still had an amazing voice. A lot of other stuff happened too. Tobuscus was there.

2:06 Omg that’s my dream! I submitted that one!

A day after Matt Rose does a video on dreams? This is not a coincidence

i’ll never be able to listen to enhyphen bite me without thinking about that kpop dream again 💀

Funny because I fell asleep thinking about my physics oral report, then I dreamt some assassins were after me, and they dragged me into physics class as a form of torture. It ended with Venti, from Genshin Impact, trying to come up with a plan to help me escape. 💀

That dream about the marriage with the egg girl feels familiar, I think it's a fairy tale of some kind. If not I'll make one so I know there a fairy tale like that.

ngl making a movie called Ken about Ken being a serial killer is such a Ken thing to do

Does anyone else see animals in their dreams a lot? Mine include: - A white tiger on top of - A snow leopard on its back - A bunch of male lions surrounding me - A leopard - A black wolf that I turned into - A bunch of howling wolves - Cats

Not mine, but my sibling once dreamt that Perry the platypus was our stepfather