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Patrice's Brilliance The United Areas Of America

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@axeljoserodriguez
@axeljoserodriguez 10 лет назад
All this reminds me of a great quote by Patrice "Guys are philosophical about dumb shit"
@antonio8904100
@antonio8904100 7 лет назад
Axel Rodriguez Beautiful
@samb1860
@samb1860 3 года назад
This is perfect. Literally proves the point
@JoeyBullet222
@JoeyBullet222 3 года назад
hell yeah 😂
@shawnhughes4192
@shawnhughes4192 3 года назад
"would you date a bitch with no nose?" Patrice O'neil
@tswagg504
@tswagg504 3 года назад
This is why our gender is so great, why we have built nations, created the internet, air travel, space travel etc. Women don’t think outside of the box like this.
@mr.theodore6489
@mr.theodore6489 5 лет назад
Patrice is the Founding Father of "The United areas of America"
@phucknaw2104
@phucknaw2104 4 года назад
Brilliant. I wish to see this happen. Love the slaveland part 😂😂😂. Never moving there lmao.
@lambrosk3790
@lambrosk3790 3 года назад
@@phucknaw2104 agreed LOL
@samb1860
@samb1860 3 года назад
I'll be voting on it lmao
@robertstraw9881
@robertstraw9881 2 года назад
That would be the greatest history class ever.
@tbomber
@tbomber 5 лет назад
"how big is the field?" "HUMONGOUS NIGGA!"
@patrickbates3228
@patrickbates3228 9 лет назад
"Why would Rhode Island waste our time being a state?" Fucking brilliant.
@rafaelrincon133
@rafaelrincon133 8 лет назад
😂😂😂
@bucksatanII
@bucksatanII 7 лет назад
Patrick Bates I agree and I live in Rhode Island. We need to become part of Massachusetts
@kevinerosa
@kevinerosa 6 лет назад
Growing up in Providence I can honestly say there is no need to have a Rhode Island
@feistyunicorn5617
@feistyunicorn5617 3 года назад
@@bucksatanII no freaking way!
@yogijaya2897
@yogijaya2897 10 месяцев назад
@jmh4ggg
@jmh4ggg 6 лет назад
I fuckin died when he said a big ass I-95 with like 50 lanes....lmfao
@BumpyHumpyDumpy
@BumpyHumpyDumpy 5 лет назад
As someone that studies Political Science, it's actually hilarious because there are academics that have interpreted America as a country consisting of 9 cultural nations. Patrice O'Neal comes up with the same damn concept but has 8 instead of 9. This man was a fucking genius lol
@justme-kr7lx
@justme-kr7lx 4 года назад
What were the nine?
@SARJdk
@SARJdk 2 года назад
@@justme-kr7lx Colin Woodard made 11; New England (Boston), Deep South, Tidewater (Virginia Cavaliers), New Netherland (NYC), Greater Appalachia, Midlands (English Quakers), New France (northeast New Brunswick, and southern Louisiana), Far West (California all the way to Colorado), Left Coast (Seattle down to LA, and San Diego), First Nation (the Arctic) & El Norte (from the early Catholic Spanish settlers and includes south and west Texas and all the Mexican borders)
@icegangsta5161
@icegangsta5161 Год назад
@@SARJdk So Patrice's take was superior then. Patrice included Texas and no rearranging that tries to cancel Texas could ever be successful. (Unless they keep shipping California here) *Edit* basically the shipping in of many things, not just California but you get my drift
@SARJdk
@SARJdk Год назад
@@icegangsta5161 yes Patrice was Superior.
@andrewschuschu3499
@andrewschuschu3499 Год назад
College football figured it out too- if you look at maps of the most popular college football team in each state it’s almost exactly the same. These mega cities export culture just as much as they export goods and services. If you look at presidential election maps it’s been mega cities vs small towns for a long time- political views aside, whomever wins the city of Philadelphia basically wins the state of Pennsylvania. Similar with Chicago and the state of Illinois.
@Guussa
@Guussa 8 лет назад
5 years ago today, the United Areas of America were established
@trk4973
@trk4973 6 лет назад
Brian Siragusa 7 years on it is going hard
@mitchellcumsteen9220
@mitchellcumsteen9220 5 лет назад
It seems like it was only yesterday...
@phanatic215
@phanatic215 5 лет назад
@@mitchellcumsteen9220 the comedy genre is missing someone great.
@samb1860
@samb1860 3 года назад
2025Update: La was with the wild shit again, and texas took them over. Democrats are scared. But we chilling, social media died, Everyone is vegan. Slave land is landfill (also main prison). D.c has been two faced tho. Texas is crippled and Miami a bitch. honestly Chicago looks like they want them hurt. But I'm in Alaska who cares :(
@BananaPhoPhilly
@BananaPhoPhilly 2 года назад
@@samb1860 Miami always a bitch
@Wolfman7870
@Wolfman7870 8 лет назад
Wish they would've elaborated on "newer more powerful sports." That would've been a hilarious bit.
@xlnd-cw4hz
@xlnd-cw4hz 5 лет назад
Wolfman7870 you mean the 30 football players going after each other lmao
@YukonBloamie
@YukonBloamie 4 года назад
HELLO!, from 2020. That joke is funny as shit.
@SARJdk
@SARJdk 2 года назад
they did get into some of them here /watch?v=kWoHAkmvboc
@blickluke
@blickluke 12 часов назад
Aussie rules football and Gaelic Football is what Americans should get into, I think Gaelic football is a mix of rugby, basketball and soccer, similar with ARF
@Spokker
@Spokker 12 лет назад
This is brilliant because he doesn't even have to explain why he's consolidating all this shit. We all know what he's talking about. Patrice could see every angle.
@ConsecDesign
@ConsecDesign 10 лет назад
newer, more powerful sports... that's fucking hysterical.
@nathaninostroza7655
@nathaninostroza7655 2 года назад
I'm sick as a dog, but this shit is pretty much healing the shit out off me by laughing. Freaking Patrice, never met him, but miss him terribly bad.
@paulfroelich1024
@paulfroelich1024 2 года назад
haha get to feeling better
@YEEESSSman
@YEEESSSman 9 месяцев назад
A year later I hope it wasn't serious!
@nathaninostroza7655
@nathaninostroza7655 9 месяцев назад
@@YEEESSSman i'm fine now, but back then it was a cold, fever and many tribulations, what not. But Patrice s take on things and comedy are always a source for getting better and kinda return to feel alive through laughter.
@TrueRetroflection
@TrueRetroflection 4 года назад
Give Alaska to Canada and give Hawaii to Japan (as an apology for pranking them with some really illegal fireworks). Then take over all of Canada.
@daltonbecker4494
@daltonbecker4494 2 года назад
Why don't we just take over Canada & Japan, and give nobody nothing?
@TrueRetroflection
@TrueRetroflection 2 года назад
@@daltonbecker4494 I guess it's better if we get Japan before China does
@stevvvvveperry
@stevvvvveperry Год назад
Ah they had those fireworks coming.
@HistoryNerd8765
@HistoryNerd8765 Год назад
Fuck that, they get nothing for free.
@davidperez5089
@davidperez5089 Год назад
Canada's tougher than maple leaves, won't be easy.
@fifihey
@fifihey 6 лет назад
I must have listened to this at least 20 times now. Easily
@mhs1983
@mhs1983 5 лет назад
You and I both lol🤣🤣
@avatarferre
@avatarferre 4 года назад
I'm with you babe
@antonio8904100
@antonio8904100 4 года назад
Same here
@Tes-qe1jc
@Tes-qe1jc 4 года назад
20+ times here lol
@ThurstonWatt
@ThurstonWatt 4 года назад
@T O LOL "babe" what a fuckin grease ball
@macdiehl14
@macdiehl14 5 лет назад
It’s such a tragedy losing Patrice. He passed before I was 15 so I was never even close to being able to appreciate his genius
@BrodyMulligan
@BrodyMulligan 4 года назад
Amen. Thank god for the uploads and compiling on here
@oopsydaizi3s824
@oopsydaizi3s824 2 года назад
Same here.
@FisterSavage
@FisterSavage 2 года назад
He was only 14 when he died so you should feel lucky.
@diegoyotta
@diegoyotta Год назад
God needed to laugh, so he took Patrice with him RIP Patrice, a true genius
@kylerhatigan
@kylerhatigan 2 года назад
As a Scotsman who has traveled the USA a fair bit, I believe Professor Patrice's map hypothesis to be the most accurate!
@BM151
@BM151 8 лет назад
was born in central Chicagoland, but currently reside in Northeast DC Town, lol
@myspanishtrainer9144
@myspanishtrainer9144 5 лет назад
Yeah, I'm a proud northern LA-villian living in the NoVA subdivision of DC Town
@RealGateGuardian
@RealGateGuardian 5 лет назад
I'm in Philadelphialand
@BongJabbar
@BongJabbar 4 года назад
From Chicago, living in DC. Really appreciate how Patrice called out DC for the fake ass town it is.
@beholder-us6hk
@beholder-us6hk 4 года назад
from and live in the most eastern part of DC town, moving to the most eastern part of PortlandVille
@samusa1821
@samusa1821 3 года назад
I've lived in LAville, Portlandville, and DC town. I visited New Yorkville and Miamiville
@stevelantz4460
@stevelantz4460 8 лет назад
Opie was brilliant in directing Patrice in this bit. Bravo
@DumbBaby
@DumbBaby 7 лет назад
I was just thinking that. My two favorite bigots riffing off each other.
@SkinbyrdChris
@SkinbyrdChris 7 лет назад
Steve Lantz I completely agree the busty balding blonde really helped steer the ship away from Patrice getting too worked up, and the hold on's honestly gave me a small high; like when you stand up too quickly.
@cbappa2
@cbappa2 7 лет назад
Skinbyrdchris funny shit
@SWIFTzTrigger
@SWIFTzTrigger 5 лет назад
Generally opie was the one creating the bits if you pay attention to all the patrice episodes. he would give him scenarios to riff on.
@julesfalcone
@julesfalcone 2 года назад
@@SWIFTzTrigger Opie gets a bad rap; but it's hard to be the straight man. He guided the show.
@antonio8904100
@antonio8904100 7 лет назад
"Those ridiculous human beings, those DRONES!" - Goddamn I die every time I hear that 😂
@esotericksoul7156
@esotericksoul7156 4 года назад
Slaveland makes me laugh everytime
@PinchTheBarb
@PinchTheBarb 5 дней назад
As a Minnesotan he was telling the truth lmfao
@propaganja7264
@propaganja7264 Год назад
That "but South carolina" part gets me everytime cuz i got so much family from there theyd be mad as shit hearin this 😂😂😂
@nickumoh4267
@nickumoh4267 10 лет назад
I can imagine Patrice in heaven right now applying this logic to all the religions up there. Rest in peace
@anadryantontine
@anadryantontine 9 лет назад
"JESUS, NIGGA, DON'T YOU GET YOU NEED TO SHOW UP, GODDAMMIT, NIGGA"
@myspanishtrainer9144
@myspanishtrainer9144 5 лет назад
Anthony's remark "I'm in. I like big change like that." Literally spit my drink out laughing
@julesfalcone
@julesfalcone 2 года назад
I read your comment B4 that line; so I knew it was coming; and it still cracked me up.
@Yababy_Farva
@Yababy_Farva 6 лет назад
I heard this shit live, still listening in 2018. I miss Patrice
@mhs1983
@mhs1983 5 лет назад
You're so lucky to have to heard this on air..I fucking envy you
@Greg.Lacoste
@Greg.Lacoste 5 лет назад
I love how little they care, this literally sounds like a state auction amongst the rich, I cant stop laughing at all this lmao
@Skimmerlit
@Skimmerlit Месяц назад
“I thought I’d have a white slave by now.” - Saint O’Neal
@jcnot9712
@jcnot9712 4 года назад
I like how he got cornered with the sports question and he just basically went “well, fuck sports. We’re rebuilding that too” 🤣🤣🤣
@skydogallman5354
@skydogallman5354 3 года назад
“North and South Dakota? North and South Carolina? For what? NONSENSE!!”
@esleyb7968
@esleyb7968 2 месяца назад
Atleast NC can stay lol
@MonteroOnBoxing
@MonteroOnBoxing 3 года назад
Every few months I make sure I listen to this clip again because it's motherfuckin genius.
@joshgutierrez7814
@joshgutierrez7814 10 месяцев назад
This is how I imagine the 1885 Berlin conference sounded when the Europeans were divvying Africa between themselves
@GordonCaledonia
@GordonCaledonia 8 месяцев назад
Patrice "Cecil Rhodes" O'Neal.
@nooodles939
@nooodles939 4 года назад
"The TV fell asleep watching you." Ant is fucking quick with his jokes
@flatrounds
@flatrounds 5 лет назад
This is the most hilarious and original and thought provoking thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Patrice was the absolute greatest.
@fathiali
@fathiali 13 лет назад
RIP Patrice you are greatly missed. I am a fan from Libya.
@felipesustaita6191
@felipesustaita6191 6 лет назад
"Texas stays Texas!" Lmao God bless the Lone Star State.
@RealGateGuardian
@RealGateGuardian 5 лет назад
Texas sucks
@anythingbutmyrealname
@anythingbutmyrealname 4 года назад
@@RealGateGuardian not true fuck head
@smokeyliver5736
@smokeyliver5736 4 года назад
my name is eric yes its true
@cherylvaughn2215
@cherylvaughn2215 5 лет назад
Anytime I wanted to introduce Patrice to someone new, I'd always send them this video and his rant on Asian people. Welcome to O'Nealville!!
@lambrosk3790
@lambrosk3790 3 года назад
Good idea
@stephenruane670
@stephenruane670 6 месяцев назад
Amazing thing is....the whole show is on the "Patrice O'Neil Archive" on Spotify....he did the Asian bit and this back to back on the same day with no break. One subject just rolled into the next naturally - unreal stream of consciousness.... totally genius
@iandickerson9903
@iandickerson9903 4 года назад
Call it York! 😂😂 Ladies and Gentlemen, you are watching a master a work.
@ChuxDiaz
@ChuxDiaz 6 лет назад
LAVILLE is the greatest piece of land in this gorgeous new country. Hookers bearing arms in Vegas interwinded with sandle wearing hippies in Humbolt, Ca growing legalized marijuana.
@knicksfule
@knicksfule 4 года назад
Opie actually does a good job in this of just steering and letting Patrice roll
@snarkasticdouche3863
@snarkasticdouche3863 Год назад
And he actually knocked it out of the park, asking which state would become the new slaves. I noticed the times he would actually have a great line, Patrice was usually involved.
@weege001
@weege001 Год назад
a clock is correct is twice a day
@shhhake
@shhhake Год назад
@@weege001 great minds think a lot
@PreacherJenkins
@PreacherJenkins Год назад
"Count your chickens and shove em up your ass"
@CatnamedMittens
@CatnamedMittens 3 дня назад
Opie isn't as bad as the Anthony circlejerk death cult makes him out to be.
@Jamesbrowntv
@Jamesbrowntv 2 года назад
“You think New York wants New Hampshire?” Lol
@theodoretheelder6248
@theodoretheelder6248 4 года назад
This bit is legendary, as good as it can possibly get. And to think, this was all spontaneous.
@raymond-reviews
@raymond-reviews 7 лет назад
Patrice is right. I know plenty of people from Maryland that say they're from Baltimore, but not really.
@realrobh
@realrobh 4 года назад
Same with Chicago
@lambrosk3790
@lambrosk3790 3 года назад
Same with Boston.
@FatManRedemption
@FatManRedemption 11 лет назад
I just realized, if Patrice condensed this bit and brought this to the stage, it could have been his "Seven Dirty Words."
@jordanrioscreations
@jordanrioscreations 8 лет назад
I'm literally crying from laughing so hard.
@joeblow8379
@joeblow8379 2 дня назад
All the GDP would be in LALAND. Like it already is lmao
@maciej214
@maciej214 12 лет назад
i wish more people had as good a taste in comedy like me, this is 5 star quality stuff
@jungxehuin9404
@jungxehuin9404 4 года назад
Patrice would love Canada. We only have 13 provinces and most of them are the size of several states
@Wavemaninawe
@Wavemaninawe 2 года назад
As much as Patrice left heaps of other great output behind him. If this bit had been his only legacy, then it would still be legendary by itself.
@asdqwe4427
@asdqwe4427 5 лет назад
I listen to this every 6 months
@bvee10
@bvee10 13 лет назад
My favorite Patrice appearance. RIP big guy and thanks for these small, funny escapes from the real world.
@smasher.338
@smasher.338 6 лет назад
His entire knowledge of geography is based on sports teams.
@johnjones-qq6bo
@johnjones-qq6bo 5 лет назад
Its probably from touring the country as a comedian not sports teams
@bentonja668
@bentonja668 4 года назад
and from doing comedy literally everywhere
@sambo416
@sambo416 4 года назад
-from Wyoming
@BoqPrecision
@BoqPrecision 3 года назад
Comedians make the best sociologists because they're always on the road.
@gingeranagram2467
@gingeranagram2467 3 года назад
It really is incredible 🤣🤣
@awfpunisher
@awfpunisher 8 лет назад
When peope shit on Opie,listen to this. He might anger you. But the bit would have died after5 mins without him
@jeremyjordan9066
@jeremyjordan9066 7 лет назад
awfpunisher I'll be honest I was kind of an anti Opie guy but when you listen to Jim, Sam ant and chippah try to keep a show going you realize he wasn't funny but he was a great facilitator.
@jmm8476
@jmm8476 7 лет назад
I like y'all giving opie his due and propers here. "Facilitator" - that's a host, man.
@lostinthegarden79
@lostinthegarden79 6 лет назад
I've always maintained this opinion. he might have only got a dozen or so laughs in 20 years but he was the glue.
@KC-bg1th
@KC-bg1th 6 лет назад
LostIn TheGarden Listen to every Nopie show. It's 4 hours of friends having a good time.
@superdavelane4
@superdavelane4 5 лет назад
Very true.
@BiggshowKF
@BiggshowKF 6 месяцев назад
Still one of the best radio segments.. Patrice was legendary
@mvp4lithuania
@mvp4lithuania 8 лет назад
Idaho - Boom they're the slaves
@0412lennon
@0412lennon 6 лет назад
Rytis K. Who da ho....Idaho
@benjaminbell7604
@benjaminbell7604 5 лет назад
Bam
@tonytomei1175
@tonytomei1175 5 лет назад
Guatemalan Dude 69 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍
@AndrewBarsky
@AndrewBarsky 5 лет назад
Patrice really was something special. He had the best aspects of a stoner’s philosophy while sober. He’s genius.
@Ninja6485
@Ninja6485 4 года назад
They always go after the potato people first
@solortus
@solortus 5 лет назад
The fact they're taking this so seriously makes this shit funnier lol
@Kenshin11212
@Kenshin11212 11 лет назад
I kinda agree. When I watch his stand up, he's funny. But it's not laugh out loud funny to me. It makes me smile and I find it pretty funny, but it's not like when he's just talking. When he's talking casually and naturally, like he does in these O&A clips, he's on a whole new level of funny that has me in tears every time I listen.
@MuMu124
@MuMu124 6 лет назад
The United areas of America OMG that's genius
@xenofurmi
@xenofurmi 12 лет назад
Everyone has some kind of special love for North Carolina.
@mentlinc
@mentlinc 3 года назад
It's like the sanest southern state
@mustafamohamed3627
@mustafamohamed3627 3 года назад
This is Timeless all ways makes my day Rip Legend
@Surplus1
@Surplus1 4 года назад
God we need Patrice now!!! I didn't know him but damn I miss him.
@mbattista2005
@mbattista2005 6 лет назад
God took Patrice because he was too smart for everyone. he had it all figured out, period. end of story.
@getthelubescoob
@getthelubescoob 4 года назад
Dats deep bwuver
@dash4800
@dash4800 4 года назад
except we divide the country up so everyone isnt ruled by big cities. People in rural iowa dont what chicago making laws for them
@jerrylewis788
@jerrylewis788 2 года назад
Usually once you figure it out, you die.
@billscanlan5639
@billscanlan5639 Год назад
And he didn’t realize that Connecticut was part of New England in addition to being part of the Tri state area
@tehjamerz
@tehjamerz 5 лет назад
I imagine one day this will be the audio guide for a museum
@RealInternetStalker
@RealInternetStalker 13 лет назад
Man, oh man. I already miss Patrice. We all heard it but, he was very brilliant.
@williamh.gatesiii8183
@williamh.gatesiii8183 3 года назад
LA Ville here, BORN AND RAISED!
@RealGateGuardian
@RealGateGuardian 8 месяцев назад
Fuck LA Ville, New York Ville FTW
@moneyallspent7117
@moneyallspent7117 5 лет назад
Patrice is so damn funny he makes me cry 😂🤣
@shanesolar3924
@shanesolar3924 2 года назад
I love this. Oddly enough the fly over areas are the best parts of the country
@johndiddilyjoe6258
@johndiddilyjoe6258 5 месяцев назад
According to the people who have never left those states.
@shanesolar3924
@shanesolar3924 5 месяцев назад
@@johndiddilyjoe6258 I don’t live in one but I noticed it immediately
@punanny123
@punanny123 3 года назад
Best Geography lesson I've ever had
@OneCash
@OneCash 4 года назад
11:54 "look it.. there's gonna be some shit going on" gets me every time
@Jamesbrowntv
@Jamesbrowntv 2 года назад
Me too!
@JDunigan88
@JDunigan88 7 лет назад
Patrice is the man. And this was the most pointless bizarre rant I've heard
@robertstraw9881
@robertstraw9881 2 года назад
Patrice was a genius. There’s no debate.
@Alufear
@Alufear 13 лет назад
I like how the enslavement of ten of thousands is contingent on the presence of Lebron James in their state. XD
@justinibatzchi7970
@justinibatzchi7970 2 года назад
I love watching this every once and a while 😂
@MrIndiemusic101
@MrIndiemusic101 10 лет назад
I dont understand that people watch this knowing its a comedy show and yet people are taking this so seriously as if patrice has the power to change the entire USA. WTF is wrong with you taking everything literally.
@mikeisapro
@mikeisapro 6 лет назад
Welcome to RU-vid comments, and social media generally. They can make you very disappointed in the species.
@negusdawoo
@negusdawoo 6 лет назад
Here is why ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ZZvT2r828QY.html
@trk4973
@trk4973 6 лет назад
PixelatedFox4 what are you talking about, he has the power to change anything he liked
@TurdFerguson884
@TurdFerguson884 5 лет назад
Because people are stupid and don’t understand context and jokes
@jjdekock6630
@jjdekock6630 5 лет назад
Funniest part is Patrice is half serious.
@GordonCaledonia
@GordonCaledonia 5 месяцев назад
_"We can turn Iowa into a STADIUM!"_
@madseason5614
@madseason5614 11 лет назад
"Why the hell does North and South Dakota get to be anything?" lulz
@ebscoHOSTpub
@ebscoHOSTpub Год назад
15:34 LMFAOOO im gonna start yelling this; "STOP BEING NORTH DAKOTA"
@TomSmith-gw6fn
@TomSmith-gw6fn 4 года назад
Sometimes Opie comes through on the ship steering. This is definitely one of those instances.
@antonio8904100
@antonio8904100 8 лет назад
One of my favorite segments
@MrEnigma2099
@MrEnigma2099 2 месяца назад
"BAM, they the slaves" the delivery is fucking hilarious lol
@sabirsal
@sabirsal 4 года назад
1:24 "Minnesota..." -- Patrice was a prophet. Cannot agree more, especially in light of recent events.
@lambrosk3790
@lambrosk3790 3 года назад
Truth
@saccityprince
@saccityprince 11 лет назад
this is the type of conversation you have when your drunk lmao
@blaelgore
@blaelgore 4 года назад
I'm not even from north america nor live in the US but this is fucking hilarious.
@IGotMonkeysInMyGrill
@IGotMonkeysInMyGrill 12 лет назад
"We need to develop some new, more POWERFUL sports!" Classic.
@snakerman2612
@snakerman2612 7 лет назад
"Stop being North Dakota!!" ahahah that fucking gets me every time. Miss you everyday big dude...
@Smokie1960
@Smokie1960 9 лет назад
I swear to God, I'm trapped dead center in the middle of Slaveland. Goddamnit!
@nd-mr7om
@nd-mr7om 8 лет назад
I'd be in the the northeast part of slave land, but if u listen again they actually never mention nebraska in association with any of their areas so I guess we're good, drink beer and do construction nothing should change
@godihateyoupeople7173
@godihateyoupeople7173 8 лет назад
+12 22nd 32 45 container of coffee
@antonio8904100
@antonio8904100 7 лет назад
Smokie1960 LAVille reppin! Born in Chicagoland, lived in DCTown forever, now living in LAVille
@Mephilis78
@Mephilis78 7 лет назад
I'm in the eastern edge of slaveland. You must be from Grand Island, or North Platte.......
@shipshrekt2156
@shipshrekt2156 6 лет назад
Lincoln is the best fuck omaha
@DP-nt9qb
@DP-nt9qb 8 лет назад
Make the highways 50 lanes hahahahahahah
@TalkingThrones
@TalkingThrones 6 лет назад
That would be phenomenal lmao.
@Shiro642
@Shiro642 5 лет назад
could u imagine missing your exit?
@RealGateGuardian
@RealGateGuardian 5 лет назад
50 lanes both ways
@KC-bg1th
@KC-bg1th 5 лет назад
According to Ant, my sister in law now has dual citizenship.
@turnupthesun81
@turnupthesun81 4 года назад
Imagine if your shit breaks down in the center lane!?
@blaineburns9957
@blaineburns9957 2 года назад
I still love listening to this !!! Patrice was brilliant
@Flats.Flounder
@Flats.Flounder 6 месяцев назад
"Bam, they the slaves"🤣🤣🤣
@Teeheetahiti
@Teeheetahiti 11 лет назад
"United States of Patrice", I like that
@sockcritics
@sockcritics 4 года назад
Lmao this man said "NAH man I'm deadass"😂😂 Patrice was a visionary
@melanin7977
@melanin7977 8 лет назад
RIP, never heard of Patrice until today.
@beatsinmycrates
@beatsinmycrates 8 лет назад
new more powerful sports, great idea. welcome to the future
@StylishWrestling
@StylishWrestling 11 лет назад
As a non-USA liver, I literally had no idea what any of that meant, but I still found it entertaining cos' Patrice is/was a funny guy.
@WiseAilbhean
@WiseAilbhean 7 лет назад
I think New England, NJ, PA and NY are like the same family, attitudes are similar, we all cousins which is why we hate each other. So put that all under the same roof. Since cannabis was made legal in denver, only makes since to let that get sucked into LAville.
@jokerproduction5135
@jokerproduction5135 5 лет назад
New Yorkville checking in Rip president Patrice the first president of United Area. of America
@paulthoresen8241
@paulthoresen8241 8 лет назад
New more powerful sports haha I love Patrice. I agree too, that's basically what MMA is, jamming all of the fighting styles together. Slamball is awesome too. I loved his ideas for making 'non-sports' into sports again too, like golf.
@WHDRWN
@WHDRWN 3 года назад
hear me out, it's like soccer, but at any moment you can just sock someone in the mouth.
@chudbunson7531
@chudbunson7531 3 года назад
It’s clips like this where I really appreciate Danny. He was so on top of his shit, he knew it was going to be a good bit before Patrice even did. He knew to start documenting Patrice’s idea because Patrice was just thinking out loud and didn’t have this idea set in stone. Once they read back Danny’s documentation, Patrice thought it over and reorganized it again. Danny, as much of a shit head he could be, was really fucking good at his job. @8:15
@BadVoodo0
@BadVoodo0 Год назад
Do people appreciate how Patrice is offending people on a scale that only dictators can achieve? Being racist, sexist is easy as a reddit post and you can dismiss those people in so many ways. Insulting states, telling the masses that where they were born is irrelevant making them want to leave their tiny town, creating a economical desert in the US, thats next level
@Thatdudedrew17
@Thatdudedrew17 Год назад
This was brilliant
@ZephKin
@ZephKin 2 года назад
This. IS. Comedy. GOLD. Dammit I miss Patrice's truthful and hilarious philosophy rants.
@GordonCaledonia
@GordonCaledonia Год назад
One of P's finest moments, it was glorious to ear this back when! Makes me laugh harder NOW. Patrice is my spirit animal.
@kbarham
@kbarham 12 лет назад
He takes the wisdom of Grandpa Simpson and improves upon his idea. RIP Patrice.
@TehCream
@TehCream 11 лет назад
Very true. I'm sure lots of people love Jimmy otherwise he wouldn't be successful, but really dislike his standup. But on the radio in the O&A atmosphere, he's incredible.
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