So what you're saying is... I accidentally killed Spiderman?! NOOOO! I'm sorry. Come back. Also... semi-related. Did you see the 'spiderman' cameo in the newest episode of Invincible? Super cool! A Mark Grayson variant helps him fight a Doc Oc villain> Pretty neat.
@@Dazedandconfused86 For what it's worth I don't think it's fair that people are criticising you so heavily, especially to the same level that other actually bad guys that this channel has made videos on have been. Like you're obviously neurodivergent and I think it speaks to how the world views neurodivergent traits if people are immediately resorting to calling you manic or insane, which is extremely rude when the absolute most you're doing is being overly friendly - a symptom of neurodivergence. Obviously there are things you said in the voice messages that were off so I think it's important to analyse in your head when those moments might be, and not say it. But you're not a bad person and you seem like a lot of fun to be around, and I don't like it how people are bullying you for your neurodivergent traits. So I just want you to know that not everyone thinks of you like that. And as someone neurodivergent myself I definitely feel othered for oversharing at times, so just know you're not alone! And if this video has made you upset and you just want to talk to a random stranger some time then you can feel free to talk to me someplace! And to everyone else in the comments, bullying someone is not how you get them to change their behaviour.
Loved this response friend. I replied to you earlier but it disappeared... damnit youtube. Feel free to drop me a social or something if you wanna be friends... and get some of the story. It's a LOT worse than this lol. Cheers
LOL thanks Brooke. This is the 3rd comment I've read about me that's like this... and they always make me chuckle. Can you elaborate a bit please? Thanks
Nothing is wrong with sending a 5 minute voice message, some people just think longer than others, some maybe are shy, some maybe just want to give a lot more time for others to process, the only criminal behavior is your insane opinion.
@@MikeBlade69 I know what the saying means lol it’s just a weird choice to use I believe the gin cocktail called ‘The Bees Knees’ was named based on the saying which already existed (they probably chose that as the name because the cocktail uses honey to sweeten it but I don’t know for sure) From what I’ve always heard, the saying ‘the bees knees’ was originally created by a 1920s cartoonist called Tad Dorgan along with many other similarly odd animal related sayings such as ‘the cat’s pyjamas’ I just don’t know why he specifically picked a bee (or it’s knees) as the topic of the saying he made up to mean ‘something great’ or ‘the best of’🤔 I assume it’s because bees carry pollen on their legs/knees so therefore that is the ‘best bit’ of the bee 🤷♀️ That logic doesn’t translate to his other sayings though so who knows 😅
I was! I wanted to ber her friend. Unfortunately her bumble bio didn't advertise her being an unhinged man hating clout demon. Oh well, win some ya lose some Hanners! Hope you're well
@@dylangoddard7449 Hullo friend. The fire nation attacked in June of 2023. Can you define luck? Like.. sex things? Dates? Mom's buying me gifts? Older ladies grabbing my butt at work? Happy to answer if you narrow it down! Cheers
@@simeon8967 Hello br0ther. Nah I just come here when I want a laugh or some cathartic engagement. It's been longer than 6 months btw! I'm also doing market research for myself. Thanks for asking a comment without being mean or rude though. Real talk, I appreciate that.
Kels, I've been kind of stopped up lately but let's be honest we've all been there 😂 🤷♂️. Luckily 🍀 I've just downed a moes burrito 🌯. Prepare for the diaharea baby gurl 💩. Wish me luck 🤞 my princess 👸 🚽 🚽
I am shocked by how many people are saying he is charismatic. I genuinely think the sheer arrogance of having a one-sided conversation this intense is agonising. My panties are dry as death valley in July.
Ya I mean... I make my living on a mic singing and talking so they're probably on to something. That being said, you do call yourself a fool so... there's some wareness there lol. You're probably not my target demographic. I have strict requirements for personality, sense of humour and IQ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@Dazedandconfused86 make sure u make it through ur own quota before pushing it onto other ppl 🤷♀️ ur personality is so plastic even the kardashians wouldn’t put it in their asses
@@RyuKyu.77 Hello superfan. It's not PR 'yet'. I'm mostly just having fun with people in the comments lol. You're right though... I am lovely. Cheers =)
@@Dazedandconfused86 Dude, you're just making a bigger fool of yourself with these replies. You say you're laughing out loud but you're really just embarassed, you say countless of times that you're "acting like an idiot" but never seem to stop. Just stop, this video was 10 MONTHS ago, and this reply (as of today) is 4 weeks old. You can become a less creepy person if you didn't stalk them and talked to people like a real human being. Wishing the best of you.
the way he talks is like an anime character explaining how they got into a sticky situation, and as they talk it shows the goofy adventures and goobers that got them there.
This dude is a classic self-absorbed theater kid who treats people like props and creepy situations like scenes. He speaks clearly and with confidence but lacks any real human connection. This dude reminds me of my brother. I’ve had so many conversations with him where I’m a bystander. And he just talks at me. It’s weird. But this really hits close to home.
@@epepepepepepepepe9664 Thanks for not making me seem like an ass. It’s sad and difficult to see someone you grew up with and were so close with become that way. But as we all got older, I settled down and had a family. He has been divorced multiple times and never seems to be able to keep close friends or relationships. Eventually people see it’s all one-sided with him. My daughter is almost 3 and he’s never even shown interest in being an uncle to her. It’s like he competes with a toddler for attention. Just all really sad.
@midnightswim34 my brother and I were close too, homeschooled most our lives so we only had eachother. Then public school...and there was just a switch and he became my biggest hater and bully. He now thinks he's destined to become famous for his below average art and has online screaming matches in my dad's office, where he now resides as of a year ago bc his gf dumped him for being a man child. I now hate him and have absolutely no relationship with him at all. And yes, he only talks AT people. So strange and hurtful and it sucks that he lacks the mental capacity to see how much he negatively affects literally everyone in his life. He is his own hero. I get it 💔
i know a guy exactly as quirky as this dude who only wants to talk about his own life, but damn at least he doesn't walk around thinking hes fuckin hot stuff or smth
@@trystanmadfouni8329dudes like this absolutely think they’re hot stuffs lmao, dude slipped up the brag in the audio multiple times. They usually try to cover it up with “self aware jokes” later (as this guy did, and it’s not subtle at all)
This guy could disprove the theory of relativity simply by flirting, thereby causing a singularity in the universe that absorbs everything until there is nothing left to otherwise support *any* kind of theory.
I don’t think he is actually self aware, but just “faking” it to show that he is… when in reality, if he was self aware, this whole thing wouldn’t have happened to begin with.
whats the possibility that he thinks he has the manipulation so down, that he is just saying he knows "how weird it is" to try and ease their worry and that he doesn't see anything wrong with what hes doing at all
@Dazedandconfused86 I can tell which comments truly bother you because they're not the ones you respond to. In fact, they're probably the best criticisms of your character and it makes you uncomfortable enough to actually put the keyboard away.
Alright let's do this. The goal of life is to be happy as much as possible right? So, if you were as smart as you think you are. Wouldn't you be happier? Just to be clear. I'm calling you stupid and unhappy right now. As far not responding to rude idiots. I kinda treat those trolls like I would a misbehaving puppy. If you jump up... I turn away from you. If you keep doing it, you get put in a room or I'll go into the room and you don't get to have access to me. You'd like to me to respond to rude idiots who comment boldly on something they're not educated on? Hell nah dude. I protect my peace. I hope this response helps you out some. I will pray for your soul
I stumbled onto this video for the second time, decided not to watch because of how painful it is, and then started looking through comments. Now I'm going down a rabbit hole on all of his psycho bullshit in this comment section. Guy seems genuinely dangerous, would not leave a drink unattended around him
@@ianb.2575I bet it’s just some guy trolling in the comments, he’s probably cracking up right now knowing he convinced thousands of people into thinking he’s the guy from the video. But it could be the real guy which would be fucking hilarious considering he has been commenting on this video for the past like 2 months as I know of.
@@joe_mmamaa yeah, I struggle to believe it's the real guy. It's not impossible, but it feels more likely it's just someone who saw the video and figured they could have a fun time mimicking
This guy sounds nothing like my subconscious or conscious thoughts. Even when I can fly and reality warp in my own dreams I’m not as much of a fart sniffer as this guy is
The crazy thing is if he wasn't so weird and creepy he'd actually sound like an interesting guy, like he doesn't gave a creepy voice, he himself is just creepy. But he f'd himself over so much and it was soo weird
Aw thanks fellow goofball! There's nothing wrong with being 'weird'. It's ok to be autistic and normal was never in the cards for me. You're right... I am very interesting. My voice is great! I've been making my living talking and singing on a mic since 2016. And I'll make it on the internet after this. Anyway... have a good day
Howdy ganja friend! While I do verge on hypo-manic when I get excited and passionate about things... I suspect the rest of your diagnosis is off. That being said, I do have autism (closer to aspie than classical asd) and POSSIBLY adhd. Although I didn't know about the former at the time. Appreciate your grown up words though! Cheers
He's not interested in her, he's interested in hearing himself speak, he's interested in the fantasy of being a cute, quirky guy a woman like her will be interested in. She's just a hostage in his one man-act he's performing..on her. A stranger he tracked down,a stranger he knows nothing about - and clearly doesn't want to.
This is so true. At no point does he try having a conversation with her. He just talks to himself for a while and then is like "okay well that's that. See ya!" Like he never asks her anything about herself or even gives her a chance to respond to the weird shit he's saying
@@Dazedandconfused86 im not sure you could hold a conversation with a woman other then your mother or the pharmacist in real life. Retire the fedora and stop skipping your meds :)
@@Dazedandconfused86I really hope you're the real guy and not a troll pretending because holy shit you're hilarious not because you're actually funny but because you're fun to laugh at you utter buffoon lmao
Is there proof this is legit...? More than likely this is fake, no? He was a walking female pet peeve. Some things he said seemed so pointless other than to trigger females cringe levels. He also annunciates like a teenage female with a mail voice. Voice doesn’t sound real either to me. Very robotic. If this is real I’ll eat my words, but this seems like a girl faking some weird scenario for attention on social media. The “guy” could have been her using AI voice over, or even just a male friend. Seems scripted as well. Crazy how so many complain how AI is gonna interfere with media, and people don’t assume things like THIS is gonna be where it starts. Things like Petty clout chasing. This story should have raised so many red flags imo.
People need to understand if someone doesn’t respond after you text them multiple times they’re not interested. I remember I had this guy spamming me constantly and then the last message was asking me if he was too ugly, after that I had enough and blocked him. I love how how he was trying to guilt me for not responding due to him thinking that I thought he was ugly when he knows damn well he’s probably only going after attractive women. Classic. If there’s something I’ve learned in life, it’s that whoever tries to guilt you into thinking that you are shallow because you’re not attracted to them is shallow themselves and projecting. I will never understand how people try to convince others that they are shallow when they themselves only go after people they find attractive. It’s just manipulative and disgusting. How dare us not find the main character attractive!!!
@@samuelhatlestad6676 Nah dude. That's some cringey shit. And totally pathetic to even bring up. Guys are like that because women never respond to them, and so it must be because he's ugly. They literally don't understand how normal people think, to them being good looking is literally the only thing that matters because thats why other guys get girls and they don't - not because he's an annoying asshole. I honestly used to say that shit to women myself when I was younger. I put way too much importance on looks and not on personality and thought that's what matters and what gets you women, so whenever they rejected me i would instantly think they thought I was ugly. It wasn't until I got a little bit older and actually started trying to have conversations with people wanting to learn more about them, and also not bombarding them with messages. If someone doesn't reply to you within a reasonable time period they're not interested, you move on and don't keep sending them messages, especially ones saying that you think your looks are why they aren't interested. Honestly saying stuff like that can make a person ugly to you, again not even being a physical thing but personality wise.
Honestly I never took theatre or acting in highschool. Kinda wish that I had though! I did do choir and band. As far as my yapping abilities... yes absolutely. I've been making my living on a microphone since 2016. So... clearly there's something there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He may have a "normal voice" but his mannerisms are just terrible. Just the way he talks in general puts me off. Always trust your gut with crazies like this
I dated someone like this. They're much more interested in finding themselves funny, cool, and charismatic than they ever will be about the other person's feelings.
You've dated nobody like me. I do think I'm funny and entertaining on occasion but... that's not really my goal. I get paid to sing and talk on a mic so... plenty of people find me that way. I see that you're projecting though so... is there anything else from your childhood you wanna put on me? I'm like meme jesus at this point. I CAN TAKE IT!
I worked with a guy whose office was right next to mine and that guy would talk like this everyday. I promise that even when you tell them they are creepy they don’t listen :)! So good luck to this girl
Heya Rose. I'm sorry you had that experience. Have you considered that talking to this person kindly might teach them a thing or two? Rather than calling them a 'creep'. I can't speak for everyone but... If someone approached me with sincerity, kindness and compassion I'd always listen. If they start with insults or negativity I'll tell them to go rotate on a spike. Anyway, I already decided you were a basic moron. But I figured I'd try to teach YOU something. The world gets better when we're all kinder to people. Especially those who are DIFFERENT (autism etc). In your case, you're just stupid. Then again, you can't help the genetics. Which is why I'm trying to help you. Cheers
@@giantenemycrabthingyou can say you are humble and be humble at the same time, but a lot of it implies prior context and how you say it. Saying, "I am clearly very humble" and then proceeding to brag about yourself is the exact opposite of that.
I also read that the hobbits got the ring to middle earth. Read it on the internet so it MUST be true! You should be careful spreading this kind of harmful misinformation Juan. Some people might not take kindly to it.
Oh hay! You have something with the avett brothers? I love them! I think their song 'murder in the city' came up on my spotify a few years ago. Loved it! Totally a fan.@@thereportoftheweek787
LOL thanks bro. I promise I'll do that on my reenacment videos. And I'll credit you for this joke. It made me and some friends laugh. Yes it's me. Cheers
I'd really like to see Kalsey's life changing, mind blowing, atom splitting, reality breaking bio that made this man unload so hard that he took enough braindamage to proceed with these actions
it's strange cause his voice actually sounds pretty fluent and confident, but the stuff he's saying.. it's like he is just saying everything that goes through his mind, and not just thinking it
@@SHrimpPoboy-wt2dtyou hit the nail right on the head. that’s exactly what it is. this guy enjoyed recording this and guaranteed listened to it back multiple times after sending it
As someone with ADHD, I can recognize his "stream of consciousness". That's exactly what he's doing. I also go on tangents with branches of loosely-related ideas, and mist people with ADHD do. Granted most of us have FAR more self-awareness and get carried away in a conversation of interest with someone we know, not a hostage. At the end he even says "I got the impression you're a fellow NEURODIVERGENT person", thus admitting he identifies as ADHD/Aspergers. That's weird in itself because "neurodivergence" is not something you'd expect to be dropped in a first-time, unsolicited conversation, and could likely insult the other people by implying they probably are too from a bio! ***Self-awareness of my lengthy tangent, but felt it was relevant***
This blew me away. The reason being ‘cause I can see way too much of myself in him. He’s a lot worse, especially with just how long he goes on without any prompting or positive reinforcement, making it seem like he isn’t nervously trying to work his way up to any real point like I would, and instead just making the whole “beating around the bush” thing his entire shtick. There’s no higher objective beyond simply continuing to talk. The fact that I kept seeing words, phrases and speech patterns that I often use was the worst part. It was like looking at a caricature of my own issues, exaggerated for dramatic effect.
@@Dazedandconfused86 Thanks, friend. And sorry for how harsh I was with that comment. I don’t mean to come from a place of derision here. I feel more concern than anything else, because i can put myself in your shoes and it hurts to think about what that would have been like. The nerves during the messages alone would be tough enough, but the video would be heartbreaking. Sometimes you can be aware of what you’re doing but it’s hard to step back and stop or change your approach, I know that too well. Here’s to hoping you come out of this an even wiser man than before. 👊❤️🔥
@@synbioshoshone745oversharing and hyping oneself up like this in their first interaction ever after e-stalking her to her facebook when they didn’t match on the dating site is creepy af
This was so painful because it's every kind of cringe I did it my youth but amplified to 11. I think he feels he's likeable once people get to know him, but he struggles with the initial hurdle. So essentially he's acting familiar to show his best side.
my tin-foil hat theory about this whole thing, is that this guy is preparing himself for a role that requires him to go full method actor. because I refuse to believe that he is real.
"Look so we did some things, we said some bad things." "We feel bad." "We do feel bad, and that's very important. Mayhaps we should've started with that?" "We should, sincere apologies for the miscalculation." "We forgive you" Set Dec.- "What is this?" Producer- "His apology vid... He's just spent the past 20 minutes articulating on nothing and correcting himself."
Thanks Sarah. You’re right it’s worked on dozens of people. But that’s not very salacious and it doesn’t get clicks. So let’s just all bully and dox the friendly autistic guy until he kills himself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I am by no means eloquent or charming, very uncharismatic but compared to him I'm Antonio Banderas so I want to thank him for lowering the bar and making the rest of us look better by comparison
Hello Diego! You'r safe bro. I'm generally only into women and... I prefer them to be white like myself. I also have strict requirements for IQ, personality and a few other things. So... even if I suddenly turned gay.. you're probably safe. Cheers
Why thanks my fellow overthinking friend! I’ve been making my living off of my voice and my charisma since 2016 don’tcha know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ hope you’re having a great day! Deep breaths and practice gratitude 💙
Howdy bro! I’ve read hundreds of comments saying this about me lol. Care to elaborate? Big family guy and Seth MacFarlane fan here. So I’m quite curious. Cheers 💙🐕
The reason they didn’t enforce it in the beginning was cuz they had such a big blowup that they didn’t expect so they couldn’t really enforce it. They had to focus more on other updates and expansions to make it run more smoothly but now its flowing smoothly they are focusing on other stuff but they backed up so hell yeaaaa
Howdy friend! I was JUST watching Asmon's video on Helldivers 2 so... I somehow think your comment is meant for one of those videos. NOT the one about me talking lol. Anyway... DEMOCRACY FOR ALL! Cheers
as quite a few people have mentioned before, cats are a lesson in boundaries/consent.. they don't do what you want, when you want so it would make sense for a manipulative control freak to dislike them.
I’ve never seen someone have their charisma, smooth talker, articulation skills so high but their lack of awareness, creep and online stalker status also just completely maxed out.
This dude is like a real life version of when Brian Griffin kept leaving all those messages on that girl's machine and then even bought her a new answering machine, and when she threw it out, he was already standing outside 👀
And he's actually good at talking, I was impressed at how he didn't even stutter or anything, and his voice is really good. He should have a youtube channel or something, he's doing the right thing for the wrong audience, lol.
This guy is like a robot that learned how to be a person solely from '90s pop culture. The whole thing is straight out of a horror movie. It's completely insane.
this makes me think maybe he is faking his personality? maybe he's so detached from what it means to behave like a normal person that he just imitates what he sees in media or something. could be a potential psychopath if he's not able to understand how strange his behaviour is
@@cceerrs nah a “psychopath” is typically known for their ability to appear overall normal on the surface, and manipulate. This instead highly stands out and comes across and very odd and pathetic. I think it’s just someone very socially inept at baseline. Maybe some mental health issues going on but not enough to say from just some weird messages.
It's extremely embarrassing that I know EXACTLY what he's trying to do here. The self depreciation, the feeble attempts at showing his "worth", the language he uses to show how quirky and different he is... It's so painful
Hello Alexei. I'll try to be kind even though you didn't do that yourself. I really cannot relate to you folks who are SO CONFIDENT about things you haven't researched. You're not even giving an opinion, you're stating a fact. I was just being myself. I am definitely unique and normal was never in the cards for me. One of my best friends Anneke is a JW and she'd probably be embarassed that you fly their flag. Aren't you supposed to be empathetic and kind? In the words of Joey Swoll.. do better. Jehova still loves you, even if you're stupid and obnoxious
@@Fernanda00096you don't even know any of their genders? Why make this a gender thing? "All women agree with me and all men think the same" isn't that chauvinistic?
I'm autistic, and very socially awkward. With that said this guy give me hope, because I _know_ I'm not nearly that annoying or out of touch with reality.
Howdy mountain gamer person. Calling someone 'creep' isn't very kind. Like, you may be stupid and you seem pretty stupid but I'm not going to call you that. As for the rest of your message... something tells me you already woke up angry LOL. If that's what 'set you off'. Go touch grass, nerd.
You know who this absolute clown sounds like? Eddie Brock from Spider-Man 3. They both try to seem quirky and funny, but they’re actually insufferable pricks and sociopaths.
